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when there are 5 named oceans
Best movie franchise
I am the answer man
nah i looked it up
idk why
its cause of the seas that pirates used to travel at the time
It's related to that, same reason why we have 7 colors of the rainbow instead of whats more like 6
its not related to that
ok stink man
pirates werent really known for being religious mate
I want a girl with piercings to blow her vape smoke from her mouth to mine
Good night
ew
Son of a gun!!!!!!
study the map and learn
What the fu-
One piece
Flat earth lore
only female pirates were cool
bartholomew roberts is my top
wrong dude
that depends on what you mean as successful
she came out alive
largest fleet iirc
that too
bartholomew roberts has the largest fleet
as well as most vessels captured
Ever researched actual Vikings?
Because you know how I make weird statements like fast food cheeseburgers existing in ancient Rome?
I got some weird statement about Vikings. They’re just as historically accurate.
Varangians way cooler
First summit was literally only a single job.
The Viking crew that got paid off something like 500 pounds of silver to leave France? They literally went right back home and then lived there rest of their lives in insane luxury.
insane
how big was his fleet at peak?
over 400
this was during his 3 year piracy stint during its golden age afaik
but iknow youre talking about cheng i sao
Yeah I'm trying to look at Zheng Yi Sao's fleet numbers and I'm not getting a clear answer
yeah
wait
1500 ships
Tf with US, how is Tom cruise short??
That was over thr course ofher carrer it looks like
What do you know about Oda Nobunaga?
At peak it was 400, 24 when she surrendered
yeah its a different context
or different measurement
Stink just admit when a girl is winning 💅
i did say it depends on the measurement mate
nah I'm teasing
real
idk them
demon king of 6th heaven
is this once piece lore
Are you a Noobunaga?
You cant fault me for assuming
that was his nickname lol
bruh lmao
bro was just another nepo baby
They have multiplayer on build 42 yet ?
after his dad died he took over nagoya castle and fucked up the entire country
b42 comes out when
crazy mutual server lineup omg
ok ill stop with the your mom jokes
what did i miss?
weird cognitive dissonance
yapping about 16th and 17th century japan
why
anyone wanna play?
fun
We're turning Ghoti into sushi
oh fuck yeah
Every women I meet sooner or later wants to either kill me, eat me, or both
This is the cross I bear
Hell yeah
i want to do both+

hai light
Hello
And what about men?
It was just a joke
Uhhh
oh hell naw
@livid notch why are you in GOOB
out of any server you pick goob
nahhhh
we dont have those in canada
im a machine that turns willpower into procrastination 

uh....
am eat you nom nom

it has to pop
i dont get satisfaction until i see the insides
I 100% guarantee you do.
Frozen food aisles.
Or metro online
you arent a puffer fish
what if instead of steamhappy its steamchuddy
damn you got me seeing my local stores
steamchuddy sounds pathetic
I am fren. I also know things.
Canada has dino nuggies
does new zealand have dino nuggets
i was plagued by visions again last night and im noticing a trend
what
what was it
i lost mine ages ago
we all lost ours long ago
My literal dinner:
And ? I pronounce him gyro
I also called xaku = Shaku
Nezha = nez ha
Well SNACK
girl dinner
im eating ramen for noms
Dino nuggies!
Bro you sure you got that in the bank ?
imagine eating
so much sauce
Imagine liking cats
you drink blood
not enough sauce
is that chocolate pudding
It's part of the experience
i like the sauce to absorb into the food
you wouldn't understand
i have to put the sauce over the chips otherwise it doesnt soak
chips
Burnese will cost me $30. But I get 40 pulls for free.
So 70% ish odds of Trigger or Anby
Being better than the leigon is like, such a low bar
man i wish this sauce has more flavour
the humble double dipper slopper:
almost everyone outside the us calls fries chips
I have 10 luck and got banned from every casino in New Vegas 💅
im not american mate
You claim to be french, you have no room to mock someone else
we love a queen winning
shush
This is a cheap brand of honey BBQ
Sounds doable. I like those odds
also youre canadian
booo
thats close enough to the us
We truly are the last bastion
bye
Bei
Where are you going>?
im going to eat ramen on the floor
Yeah I don’t mind $30 for 1 guarantee and 70% of another.
Who knows, may end up all 3.
I got Von completely random
nutter also means crazy so erm
no no
youre wrong on many levels 🤓 
stink
nut
yems nit
nut on deez
Being this wrong is a talent
i love nut!
er
what the sigma
sugma
sugma nuts
yems
sigmarectoid
I need some good luck on my pulls bruh ngl
Limus brutal lately
j'aime needs to learn about the sigmarectoid
Please don't play gachas
when the sigma is rectoid
It's just the the part before the colon
the human body is so icky
theres a sigma in all of us
HAHAHAHAH


You got ascendant, transversal and then descendant colon
After that sigmoid colon and finally after the sphincter the rectum
And boom, poo poo comes out
sphincter
i descend into his colon
stink is a cavediver
nah
he is
This week gives you 10 pulls, you get 2 per day for dailies and minor stuff.
All major events reset.
So this month is GOOOD for free to play players. If you have a solid team right now you can guarantee one of the S ranks this month playing daily and cashing in on the late game missions
So pick either Anby, Burnese or Trigger as your guarantee and play the grind. You'll get one no matter what
Oh nah, I meant some good pulls on limbus haha. I haven't started zenless yet. Time is simply too short
one of my urologists called my dong [and other dongs i assume] a peepee.
a grown man calling it a peepee
had to laugh
Ah. Never played a gacha game prior to ZZZ. it's all I know
We do that a lot in the medical community.
God gives his hungriest pitbulls hus tastiest toddlers
what if he was flirting?
Don't ask why
how is that a come-on bella
Guys like when they make them laugh.
i wont bro
And you laughed,
huh
So it worked.
The Internet is trying to turn me bi
idk if he was gay
You were so impressed you told the chat about it.
i am impressed
prolly cus it was unusual
like when a grown ass man says he needs to tinkle
speaking of which-
It really isn't unusual
Jamie really just butchered my joke
What joke
pizzle yanked
its not unusual but i think i just thought he would use a more 'adult' term considering im a 40 yo man
i was 32 then but still
agape* 🤓
Evelyn my queeeeeeeen 🙏
oh ur 40? name 5 animals 
unreal
dog, cat, richard nixon, bird, snake
u only named one!!!!
Inky is ALMOST adopted! Taking FOREVER to get his trust maxed out

birds aren't animals they're goverment drones
Adopt the kot
Feed and pet cat
Sleep with kot
i need to watch flow
The fuck is this game even about bro
When you adopt him he moves in and pops up in random spots in your house and store. You can pet him
its' a gacha game. So collecting waifu's and husbanfu's
Every time i see the game its just someone gooning
the cat movie?
Please do not play any cagha
we need more boy harems
i currently only play one gacha
gacha games bore me
two if u count gambling my time away
Cause gooning gets attention.
But there is a story. and 90% of the online content is modded cause the character assets can be directly ported into Blender and tweaked by anyone at any time

Non gay ones too?
bros playing the gacha of life and losing
I played the beta for a bit
Why would you give me hope then 😭
Remember nothing
its part of my tact
I had a team with billy, some blue girl, and a dude with a drill arm
And i just hit things and then got bored
youre an evil man stink man
i am an evil man
an evil man thats about to blow up his toilet after these steamed buns
The story has progressed a bit. This months is S tier Anby. Super sad cause she fights one of her sisters to the death
Still a fav random clip from my montage of silly
let the autism consume you
Always. Watching Bugs Bunny Cartoons inside Fallout 4 is an autistic stimmy for me.
BETTER is having Night Of The Living Dead, The THING or Teenagers From Outer Space playing and the drive through theatre and having my settlers watching it
hey, anyone knows how to create doors on 42.5? trying to rightclick frame with equipped hammer to no avail
from building menu
😮
tx
door knob and hinge
Ghoti how many days is your survivor in pz
Yup door knob, 2 hinges, planks, nails, hammer. build menu shows you the recipe
Ghoti has never visited Roxy's for chicken nuggies
I haven't touched it in liek a good half a year. I quit after my save was corrupted
Wait no that's true shit
haven't felt like it sorry
I have a lot of shit I have to do man
I thought Ghoti was the best b42 player currently....Have I been lied to ?
I DELIVER YOU HOME, AWAY FROM THE GRIPS OF DEATH HIMSELF
I am a super citizen if you ever need the service of my ship: Queen Of Super Earth
Helldivers goes so hard…
ya is fun. I need like 300 more super credits but also 40 super rare samples
Whenever i join my friends ships i can feel the poor emanating from their ships (i just maxed mine out)
i read bomb

why do u NOT have a comb
I need 500 more credits for the next warbond they drop
I'm almost maxed. Only level 58 or something like that tho
Stim pistol my beloved
u can make one
I’ve found my favorite bug loadout
I’m level 81 atm
I hit level 50 long before they increased the cap, and then they never shot mine up like they said they would :(
I still love the stalwart for bugs. cause machine gun in one hand is epic
Stalwart isn’t one handed though
otag
I don't play more than a couple matches a week
Eruptor my beloved
I wish it was one handed
sorry context: You can reload it on the run. So one handed ish
Dominator my beloved
Rather than stopping like the heavy machine gun
I wish it was one handed so i could use it with the ballistic shield
Trypanophobia warning:
dehydration is a vicious cycle
The fuck is trypanophobia
I like ur belt
Phobia of needles.
@bronze moat bug diver or bot diver
Squid divers aren’t real
So that’s not applicable
Who is getting triggered by antennas though
It's still considerate
Those are syringes.
ion see it
how about you consider deez
My body will have more stim juice than blood
How about you consider ligma
what if you took sugma into account?
How about you join sawcon
it would be pertinent to be aware of sugandeese
i genuinely dont want that to happen irl
its a real thing
I wonder how Hana sees us while making these jokes
I have. It's not fun
goddamn would i fucking wish for death if my sack was twisted
real?
It was
however it was painless
It's probably due to the fact it was
yk what
not save for dgen
lmao
I wanna start a debate
tbh
if giving birth hurts more or getting kicked in deez nuts
?
everything can be a competition tbh
I won a beer drinking one on my sister's wedding with my cousin
I just think it's odd when men try to tribulize the pain women have to go though. And this is another aspect of it
Im sorry I'm having a coughing fit rn
lol nah don't worry we good
both genders have their own pains to go through tho
But yeah, it seems odd to compare the two. Pregnancy is already a dangerous and potentially traumatic procedure.
It scares me already and I'm a cis man
same bro
Ohhhhh
this is true. But it's important to contextualize the pain they both go though. Especially since women have been second class citizens for many societies for... a long time
and have a history of being dismissed and trampled over
if we're talking about citizenship then genders aren't the only factor
Sadly
I like killing bugs most
No no you good
ah, right
its a term for oppressed group
I think Dave likes stompin' critters
Anyways
you didnt bring any other factor into the discussion youre good fish
I'm actually gonna helldive right now methinks. nedd to play a couple drops
i dont think about pregnancy at all nor do i worry about it since im cis and gay but its still fucking odd how intense it is
👍👍
I'm aromantic
If only....
Shrek
one day
You must like dino nuggies and/or taco bell
taco bell is so asssssss
never had taco bell
So dino nuggies?
i saw one in the city actually and it was rank mate
may have been a time i dunno
everyone is shitting on Dave for eating tacobell, I kinda feel bad 😭
I'm not
Nah cus I was too a few days ago
taco bell isnt really popular outside the usa afaik
And gods honest truth: off all fast food in America, taco bell is in the top TOP rank as “healthy”.
Everything else is far, far worse
del taco seemed better imo
but im not I'm just saying i never had it there are no taco bell where i live 😭😭
Nope. Being the most healthy food of crap food is not a selling point 😂
there are 16 taco bell locations in the entire nz
stink doesn't know baja blast
what's Baja blast
Mountain dew flavor
stink has lived 40 years on this planet and has never lived for a day
Alright
we have more actual mexican immigrants with food restaurants than taco bells
How is this game still listed as early access on steam? Or is that just the beta for b42?
ok 5'8
cause its not done
not for long with that fucking orange in the oval office
Me neither
i dont think the cheeto can write immigration laws here
He will certainly try to
indeed
and will certainly influence the parliament
and other things
i think the 10th bun was my cap
light work
i mean from what I've heard he has beef with Mexico, like renaming the Gulf and citing war of thwy don't take back Mexicans off of America
Super Earth calls for aid!
BRB
insane
America and Mexico been having beef for centuries
its funny cause the south region of the usa was stolen from mexico
Oh
yeah since during the establishing of the usa
where are you from pablo
Soon we gonna have the gangs supporting the government to push off trumpet lol
Account
drinks a lot of tea
mfw Texas was formed bc they wanted to have slaves
real
Wasn't that new Orleans
Wdym
like
Civil war because of black people having rights
Thems down there would loose because they had slaves to work
on them fields
without them they had as much as nothing
thats the entire south afaik
Might be wrong tho
not just new orleans
alr bro
bye!!

So American immigrants went to Mexico (I belive bc there were benefits the Mexican goverment was giving to immigrants to push out the natives) but since slavery was illigal in Mexico, this drove a wedge between the Mexican goverment and American immigrants
Blah blah blah, the Alamo happened, blah blah, Texas independence
I forgot a lot of the fine details
Shit this was so interesting i had to return, but not for long
I suggest you research this on your own tbh
it's a lot more complicated than what I laid out
if USA annexed Canada and mexico would they be called the cum zone?
ah
wat
dang
insane
the only reasons the US didn't annex Mexico was
- they didn't want to get bogged down in guerrilla warfare
- they didn't want to give citizenship to the Mexicans
those were the highlights from what I remember. But I did walk away wondering how inconsiderate the Americans were
They were given a silver platter and still wanted more
inconsiderate is such a tame word for that lol
valid
🦅
nothing but love for texas🖕
lets talk about the geopolitics of sudan instead of merica
where is this Sudan you speak of
omg
it has de nile

what
terrible fate
Yup 
I once saw a photo of
you know what I'm going to keep this one to myself
🐀
Damn
speak
you can not stop now
Yabadabadoo
let's just say the rat got more meat than what they were bargaining for
Ah
Oh

Yeahhh I'm staying with the ratfucker meme 
What question?
Axe or crowbar
crowbar
in what context
yes
zomboid
hmmm
Gordon
crowbar
I use both weapon is weapon
axe is for chopping
honest?
As of now, crowbar. Axes were horrible before, now they're decent. I prefer crowbars for lower levels, axes however shine way more on high levels. As a lumberjack main it's worth grinding for, especially with the faster swing speed
Axes were horrible at the start of B42
I chop skull
Valid
Why chop skull when you can bash it's head in
Do you know how fast the hatchet swings with lumberjack?
I also bash skull
Yeah, truly a great weapon
Sneaking got better now so backstabbing is also nice sometimes
Though i really don't use short blade often, but more than spears at least
THE CORRECT ANWSER
thats me bro
you got a video of me from the 90s
insane

1993
i was 8
is discord integral in popular culture now
the normies have breached the gates
Help, the zomboids in my game started life insurance fraud
I see no problems here
that happened when AOL started mate
God you really are old
dust and bones
sand and nerves
thanks fellas
dibs on the car
Ew
bro can't drive
Public transport
i can drive
Ur German
I fuckin hate it
how can you hate pt
loser
No privacy and the weirdest fucking people
Dumbass
Mind your own business idk
grass is yommers on the other side after all
Listen I'm trying to but i get touched by people that cannot even speak my own language
Do people jack off in pt in Germany?
I wouldn't be surprised
This is not a joke by the way
Im sorry but thats kinda yikes
dude i have a class 5 heavy license and i still take pt
u forklift certified?
actually yes haha
is that like semi trucks?
based as heck
I just hate the lack of privacy and being dependent on schedules
Oh not to mention how unreliable said schedule is
bro can lift forks
its everything from medium combo vehicles to heavy combo vehicles
I got my sporklift license but that's it
dude those are sick
hahahaha
it kinda cracks me up how ninjago tend to have all the cool tech while bionicles are but a distant dream
The franchise really did crash and burn
ninjago is my shit dude
never got into ninjago
sad
ok american
I can confirm driving a tractor is extremely easy
i watched that ninjago moovie tho and it was aight
moovie
Alright y'all, Zane is better than Kai and I'm dying on that hill
zee is a bovine
zane is the best character
Cole is my second fav
cant be cow if im da goat
Moo
They called you fat
🐄
i WISH i could gain a bit of weight
who called zee fat
Not zozo
nah bro wtf is this
Otag
otag 
wait a sec why cant I send any videos/pics in this server?
bcs ur a plungie
you can
u have limited rights
just keep trying
wtf I want my rights this is oppression where are the mods?
u need to yap ur way into getting rights
fasting season muh brudda
True, however
Dunno, i watch it after work
Stink face reveal
watch party lesgooo
well I am gonna start yapping then
too white
need more hair
any one wanna yap
Is fartman a gym bro or something
kinda
too strong*
"fartman" 🤣
i visit the temple of gains often
ur body is a temple
im a prophet of steel
i am him
bro is more bulked than me
Do you also say it's bulking season all year round
oh
but i want to be able to wear coats dude
bulking like its forever winter soon
no, sometimes its cutting season
bros stocking up for the end
I never cut 
that sounds fucked without context
Forever bulk
uncut
zee
dont automod bait me
dompit
Doomp it
dont do it.
now lets see paul allens stock portfolio
you seem like you would
there was a techbro parody of this
im seeing an M pattern
this one is going on the fridge
psychological resistance
During a meeting, a bunch of programmers tries to one up each other by comparing their keyboards.
🦑 Squid Game Parody: https://youtu.be/YBYI7E2PqWE
A parody of this scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cISYzA36-ZY
Captain Sinbad's Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8XKyvQ5Ne_bvYbgv8LaIeg
📱 SOCIAL MEDIA
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Otag
this is very pog i member
Wassup Beijing
Bitconnect
oh my glob its yhwach (pronounced yuhuhgoyhuckwahuck)
it has been a thousand years...
real
what are you two yapping about
i know ur the type 
bleach
chlorox
ewwww
im a nerd man
oh wait or did he like Tokyo goul 🤔
erm technically, the soul king is just a puppet 🤓 
both suck that's all I know
how do you know this
The vibes were off
how
ghoti is vibe checker
because
i had a dream today, where quahog became an independent nation
do you watch anime fish boy
no
y
he mightve but he forgor bcs fish
I've said it in the past but I generally don't like the story structure of how the characters interact
u ever watched an OVA?
is there a womanwha
nope
women dont exist
I want to finish cowboy bebop though
Yeah well my fish doesn't remember when the declaration of independence was written, so idk about that g.
thats an anime
I know
watch the classic animu films like vampire hunter d bludlust or tenshi no tamago or heck akira
become an animu elitist
real
But when you say "do you watch anime" I don't consider 3 to be a watcher of it
3:
watching anime doesnt make u a weeb
still havent watched belladonna of sadness
bro
Weeb is a state of mind
ew weebs
watch it mate
When you're obsessive of Japanese culture
its gud
everyone who I don't like is a weeb and therefore bad
fish youd like belladonna of sadness
thers a rose of versailles film i might watch
giga chad mindset 🫡
real
cause you only like movies with a certain 'structure'
ghoti is testing the structure of my patience 
wtf does that mean stink
he uses my own weapons against me
didn't know patience had a structure
cerebral imagery
ok
if that relates
he also did tokyo godfathers
gone too soon
cancer is a fuck
anyone like JOJO here?
idk
wasn't for me
belladonna kinda relies heavily on themes and imagery
I'll look into it
mfw the film doesnt have dialogue until the third act (its peak cinema)
no offence but its a bit too feminine
lol
bro doesnt know that one of the characters is a literal dong
no way I am sold
glorious evolution pic yet backwards 
d for devil d for dong
seen it?
this is is the glorious evolution
yeah dude maybe watch it bfo making assumptions
why yes i watched It (2017)
saying something is too feminine is wild ngl
sorry I am just yapping so I can post some fking memes
srsly how do I rank up?
your spelling is worse than fish's
I saw it as a small boy. It traumatized me. But it made me think about how we treat beings we consider "lesser"
and im an old man, im supposed to be ass at the keyboard
i have not watched fantastic planet
the art seems familiar tho
damn bro thats some deep shit
it's very tripy art
fantastic 4
blep
ben lover more lik bend over
how can someone smash literal rocks?
fantastic planet is also good
im a determined man brother
ill find a way to slide between those boulders
With a hammer
gotta respect the dedication
thats what i call it
is like eatin crabs u gotta pick some bits
nah you gonna need a jackhammer for that guy
so i did a big fucking dumb and just now fixed it
chumiminn
what was it
People been smashing rocks with hammers for eons
ORA x100
lets goooo!
I installed linux back in late december / early january, and part of that was reformatting my hard drive
forgot to add any swap memory
damn
so RAM had to eat ALL the overhead because of it
fixed it just now and it's NIGHT AND DAY
so much better
hey, the ram was doing its best
day and nite... (wut wut wut)
I really applaud it's efforts and now it gets to rest a bit ^~^
i toss and turn i keep stressing my mind (mind)

bro likes his nights
dodododdodododdodododod
boom bom
listening to it rn
i look for peace but see i dont attain
I was thinking about switching to linux, but I don't think most of my games will be compatible
Oh no, do not
u can check the rating
erm we all know the best os
but can u check ur linux induced ego
what do we play this silly game we play (play)
TempleOS
ego...
rip
now look at this, madness to magnet keeps attracting me
the GOAT
Terry Davis 🗣️
what he accomplished is nuthin short of incredible
i try to run but see i'm not that fast
are your games on steam? if so Proton will likely fix it, almost every game on steam will run on linux thanks to Proton
First you have to look up how to install it
i think im first but surely finish last-last [boom boom]
Then you have to fuck around with other stuff
but hows the performance is there a difference?
The whole Linux experience is fuckin around to set up a proper desktop 
ZEE
outside of very specific circumstances it's the same, if not better
FINISH THE FUCKING SONG
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
Even with compatibility layers like proton there can still be issues
is finishing fartass
in chat
Unturned for example... I tried that out and it runs like shit. Ran better on my old potato PC
Even with proton

and what about other programs like Office, photoshop etc?
will they work

I know exactly what he said in that moment
cus day and night the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night 🔥
If you pirate them
the individuals that possess such knowledge: skull
☠️
🐀
🏴☠️
Gonna go eat tatertots
microsoft office is a microsoft product, you need to dual boot or pirate for that, use libre office [some installs have it already]





