general_chat

[mossy galleon]

wtf is that bread though

[loud pumice]

Fair

[plush cobalt]

I think the picture isn't very good

But the food looks fine

[toxic relic]

and your buttering technique is ass

[mossy galleon]

or is that some meat

[loud pumice]

Fartass with no eggs

[neat moat]

it's not ai generated so it's yucky

[neat moat]

be nice

[loud pumice]

The picture is trash yeah

My phone old

[neat moat]

It looks yummy for me

[toxic relic]

i have no eggs but i do have huge cojones

heuvos

[neat moat]

Id eat it of I didn't have morals 🥰

[plush cobalt]

I also have thoughts on how the over easy eggs were prepared, based on my assumptions from their appearance

[toxic relic]

no

[heavy ivy]

consistent buttering needed for legendary quality

I need that +20% buff

[loud pumice]

What morals

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-24337002

[loud pumice]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[neat moat]

The morals me and your mother are practicing rn in bed

[loud pumice]

Ghoti isn't really a fish

[mossy galleon]

i hate spring time

[plush cobalt]

What?

[heavy ivy]

Ghoti is actually a shark

[loud pumice]

Not even

[toxic relic]

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

[plush cobalt]

Sharks ARE fish

[loud pumice]

I know what ghoti is

A human

[neat moat]

Fish isn't a real classification Omar

[plush cobalt]

I won't fall for your gaslighting sharks are fish

[neat moat]

you of all people should know 🙄

[toxic relic]

wrong

[plush cobalt]

You're not fucking real

[loud pumice]

Omar only uses feet as a classification

[toxic relic]

ngl the apostrophe makes it less severe

[neat moat]

What me and your mother did last night certainly was

[merry lake]

Why is it that when my character is soaked from sweat it often takes an entire towel or even sometimes multiple towels to dry them up

[toxic relic]

this is a good one

[plush cobalt]

Mention my mother again and you'll go from fish to fish food... don't mess around in discordia...

[loud pumice]

Cause your character is tupid

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/solunary-neveah-discordia-discordian-discord-gif-27558502

[loud pumice]

They also take lots of water from the barrel to wash

[heavy ivy]

blep

[neat moat]

bunni

pat pat

[merry lake]

Probably because my characyer wears layers of clothing but honestly it beats from getting bitten

[loud pumice]

GHOTI

[toxic relic]

what the fuck

how are you formatting

[neat moat]

?

[plush cobalt]

What

[toxic relic]

what formatting is allowed

[loud pumice]

Don't you question mark me

Bech

[onyx igloo]

anyway i have this cannon from 1812 can fit one rabbit

[plush cobalt]

What are you talking about fartnuts

[loud pumice]

[toxic relic]

whenever i format i get automodded

leon has it out for me

[plush cobalt]

That's only headings & the weird small text thing

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/kyaru-princess-connect-anime-sip-awkward-gif-26897271

[loud pumice]

[toxic relic]

ok

holy shit

[plush cobalt]

Duh

[neat moat]

wait

hwo did you-

[loud pumice]

All I want is to shoot omar

[neat moat]

oooh this is interesting

[plush cobalt]

You may

[onyx igloo]

that sir is 5 goober dollars

[loud pumice]

~

[plush cobalt]

Sometimes I forget that code blocks aren't something everyone uses all the time

[toxic relic]

can you get arrested for manslaughter if someone gave consent to murder them

[loud pumice]

[toxic relic]

i think that depends on where you live

[plush cobalt]

print("erm hello world 🤓")

[neat moat]

depends on the region and context

[toxic relic]

ye

[neat moat]

bro hit me with the y 😭

[toxic relic]

haha

freudian slip perhaps

[onyx igloo]

GUESS IM OOOGLLY GOOO!

[plush cobalt]

I wouldn't say permission to shoot is permission to kill either way

[loud pumice]

Shartass

[toxic relic]

what

[plush cobalt]

Too ambiguous

[toxic relic]

what if you had permission to kill them

[neat moat]

Blud going to be having me explain the existence of the nation state and what laws have to do with its existence

[toxic relic]

yeah i dont get it

[plush cobalt]

Ewww laws

[neat moat]

assisted suicide is controversial

so

[heavy ivy]

^~^

[neat moat]

That is all you need to know

[onyx igloo]

set thy fortifications

[neat moat]

parry this you filthy causal

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-mushroom-cloud-atomic-bomb-bomb-boom-gif-4464831

[toxic relic]

im reading about the crimes act of 1961 in nz , hold 🤓

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/va-proxy-nuke-parry-nuke-parry-gif-5175806282231122199

[plush cobalt]

Why would you act like you're doing crimes? That's just silly

[lyric galleon]

easy

[plush cobalt]

Oh new zealand

[onyx igloo]

rebuild thy fortifications

[neat moat]

Well I meant like here at least. Idk about the rest of the world.... you know.... being the rest of the world

[toxic relic]

internet

[ruby river]

hi chat

[toxic relic]

where is here fishboy

[plush cobalt]

I think it's controversial in much of the world

[plush cobalt]

Hi Ben Rye the Dinosaur Guy

[neat moat]

The United States of America RAAHHHH 🦅

[onyx igloo]

north montana update when

[plush cobalt]

Montana would fit better with an East or West

[neat moat]

idk

[plush cobalt]

For the map, visually, I mean

[neat moat]

I dont even know where Montana is

let alone where to put it

[plush cobalt]

It's north of Wyoming

[neat moat]

[plush cobalt]

Wyoming is south of Montana if that helps

[lyric galleon]

west part of the us

[toxic relic]

its legal in nz

[loud pumice]

you can cough with smoker trait now

shit

[toxic relic]

according to the end of life choice act of 2019

[plush cobalt]

Interesting

[toxic relic]

recently decriminlised and legalised

[neat moat]

Stink man just say the word

[loud pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/alvin-and-the-chipmunks-the-chipmunk-adventure-smoking-kills-i-hate-smoke-cough-gif-17023782

[neat moat]

got you in my sights

[toxic relic]

ill think about it bro

[loud pumice]

second hand smoker trait

[toxic relic]

keep your finger on the trigger

its also highly regulated so

[loud pumice]

is project zomboid real?

[plush cobalt]

You can't spell euthanize without u

[toxic relic]

you need to be a physician

[toxic relic]

or nut

[neat moat]

can't spell slaughter without laughter

[plush cobalt]

So true

[neat moat]

so true bestie

[onyx igloo]

parrots lowkey exist

[toxic relic]

cant spell euthanize without u and i

thats better

[onyx igloo]

lmk if you got a parrot i like seeing them exist

[plush cobalt]

That is better, I was going to say that but for some reason I missed that there's an I

[neat moat]

cant spell team without me

wait

[plush cobalt]

There's no you in team

[toxic relic]

but there is an am

descartes?

[plush cobalt]

And me

[toxic relic]

real

[neat moat]

there's an m e that's for sure

[plush cobalt]

I think therefore I think therefore I think, I think

[toxic relic]

therefore i rip and tear

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

oh shit I wish I had this meme on standby for this moment

[onyx igloo]

doom referenc

omg

[toxic relic]

yessir

[onyx igloo]

he did the reference

[toxic relic]

i played the first doom on release 🤓

[plush cobalt]

Old

[toxic relic]

i was like 6

my dad is a good parent

trust

[plush cobalt]

Wait what I thought you were like a million years old

[neat moat]

dor this to work one must imagine the chicken featherless

[toxic relic]

chronologically? yes

[onyx igloo]

mentally i am an idiot

[toxic relic]

you didnt ask how long i was 6

[plush cobalt]

I suppose that's true

[polar kernel]

23 kill fortnite match

[neat moat]

I always played doom with godmode on 🤭

[toxic relic]

that logic doesnt work fuck

[plush cobalt]

I'm sorry you performed so poorly

[neat moat]

I still remember the cheat for it too

[plush cobalt]

You'll get 'em next time

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-price-gif-11163798864566121593

[neat moat]

omg fish what is the cheat code
IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED ME GUYS

[polar kernel]

i won grrrr

shut up OMAR

[toxic relic]

internet

[neat moat]

im not omar

[plush cobalt]

It's okay to Lose

[onyx igloo]

warm weather

[plush cobalt]

😮‍💨 What's the cheat code, ghoti

[onyx igloo]

urmom.com

[neat moat]

IDDQD ☺️

but then you had to like

look back up iirc

kinda annoying

[plush cobalt]

Did you still lose despite turning on godmode

[neat moat]

My favorite mob was the brain. I forgot her name but she was cool

[neat moat]

har har

no

actually no

[plush cobalt]

🧐

[toxic relic]

u can actually

[neat moat]

cyber demon was super cool too

he had that cake

stink would know

[plush cobalt]

Now that's skill

[neat moat]

yeah just get stuck

[neat moat]

there's a couple areas you can just fall in

ohhh yeah

I forgot some floors can kill

[bronze moat]

I’m in the top 0.25% of fortnite players.

I never played it

[plush cobalt]

With one click it could be Chaos

[neat moat]

bro just dropped their own ai neural network

[plush cobalt]

Interesting

[harsh vault]

which open source engine is this

[plush cobalt]

Pardon

[neat moat]

Omar

[harsh vault]

nevermind

[neat moat]

(omar)

[narrow rune]

Hello the future omar

[plush cobalt]

I'm not in the future yet

[toxic relic]

i have to go to the store

[plush cobalt]

Okay now I am

[onyx igloo]

o

[harsh vault]

the zealand store

[toxic relic]

someone buy my groceries

[neat moat]

ran out of kiwi

no

[plush cobalt]

Everything is New

[onyx igloo]

the zealand store contains zealands

[neat moat]

say please first stink

[plush cobalt]

Please first stink

[narrow rune]

Now you are

[harsh vault]

what about zedlands

[toxic relic]

this is fucking hilarious considering theres a store chain here called new world

[onyx igloo]

b

[plush cobalt]

Now I am

[narrow rune]

No you aren't

[neat moat]

mid ass name

[plush cobalt]

The Zealand is silent

[toxic relic]

indeed

[harsh vault]

new world order omg

[toxic relic]

ill probably go to woolies and pak n save

[neat moat]

woolies*

?*

lmao

[toxic relic]

"do you have your rewards card"

[toxic relic]

woolworths

[neat moat]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMN REWARDA CARD

[toxic relic]

real

even the self checkout says it

[onyx igloo]

"put ze card in ze payment device pleaz"

[neat moat]

thr employees are held at gunpoint to say that

[toxic relic]

they really fucking are

[dire timber]

open 7 days for your convenience :3

[harsh vault]

yay!

[toxic relic]

i go to one in a small town so i know all the employees and they just dont ask enymore

which is good

[plush cobalt]

I don't do rewards cards & typically this is a quick exchange of "no" but I've been at some places that try to sell you on it

[neat moat]

they learned to fear stink

[toxic relic]

im a feared man

[plush cobalt]

In fact one place required a phone number entry iirc but fortunately I was with my sister who does do rewards stuff

[toxic relic]

yeah they dont sell you on it which is fine but that phrase is ingrained into my mind

[neat moat]

"it's better to be feared than to be loved if you cannot have both 🤓"

wait

there

[toxic relic]

bro fucked up his message

the impact is lost

[plush cobalt]

It's better to be feared than to be afraid if you're not a wimp 😂😂

[toxic relic]

woe is me

[onyx igloo]

ive fucked up many things in my life

[plush cobalt]

You're like ten

[neat moat]

not as hard as I fucked your mother-

[toxic relic]

my mom is dead

did you fuck the grave

kinda weird mate

[neat moat]

I fucked the ouija board

[fair yacht]

Ghotis!

[neat moat]

hi!

[fair yacht]

:D hi hi

[toxic relic]

im sure youre used to using your hands

[neat moat]

OUTCH

XD

[toxic relic]

lol

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/starfish-gusher-gusher-starfish-gif-18008051815369509325

[neat moat]

pretty

very nice

[toxic relic]

[fair yacht]

:D

[plush cobalt]

If the kungfu is so matchless then what's the challenge

[neat moat]

bro why tf is is 44 dollars for a back of cheep beer

let me convert

[toxic relic]

everythings expensive

[neat moat]

25.22 usd is still kinda high

[toxic relic]

ill stop at a liquor land

[fair yacht]

a pack of beer here is like 18$

[toxic relic]

how many bottles in the pack

[plush cobalt]

One large bottle

[neat moat]

well they use kiwi coins so it's different

[toxic relic]

nah

[neat moat]

phft

They directly inject the beer into your mouth

[plush cobalt]

Honey it's time for your beer injection

[toxic relic]

u can do that

[fair yacht]

a Dozen

[toxic relic]

but you risk chemical burns

[toxic relic]

ah this is a 24 pack

[fair yacht]

that makes sence

[toxic relic]

[fair yacht]

i really wanna try the moutandew beer tho

[plush cobalt]

There are a lot of things you can do for no reason & risk injuries in the process

[ruby river]

hug

[toxic relic]

indeed

[heavy ivy]

hai freeens

[neat moat]

ember do you drink

[toxic relic]

just put mt dew in your beer

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zzz-trigger-checking-phone-small-smile-gif-11586515253080207090

TRIGGER WARNING

[onyx igloo]

wario

[toxic relic]

i want to tell a story about this but its not safe for degeneral chat

vet chat doesnt exist

[neat moat]

huh?

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

[fair yacht]

[onyx igloo]

bunbger

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1349554560506531902/coach_is_died.mov?ex=67d38620&is=67d234a0&hm=a2109ca342ae658cd65c5c8a25e89207e1edda81759ceb9dbf728f8b184e7113&

[plush cobalt]

Eczema Eradication Spell

[clear compass]

@fair yacht

[fair yacht]

mix! <3

[neat moat]

You got that shit?

[plush cobalt]

Working on it

[neat moat]

Sorry to hear

[fair yacht]

long time no seeeeeee

[clear compass]

How are you, Sporfo?

[neat moat]

I hear it's awful

[plush cobalt]

Different degrees of it like most things

[toxic relic]

eczema more like heckzema

[plush cobalt]

I haven't had it on my face since I was very young, but rn it's on my hand

[bronze moat]

My V is a Bad B

[clear compass]

Watch your fucking language, this isn't an 18+ server.

[toxic relic]

my bad original gangster

[onyx igloo]

its MY MISTAKE ORIGINAL GANGSTER!

[clear compass]

You are forgiven.

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/hdyd-fogs-gif-26542266

[clear compass]

You, are not.

[plush cobalt]

Seanmcgire Head Explosion Spell

[clear compass]

[fair yacht]

we are ok

[onyx igloo]

i am not

[heavy ivy]

i mean there is one in this head :3

[fair yacht]

:D

[fair yacht]

:O

[neat moat]

found something that worked?

I heard it can be a pain finding the right concoction to fix it

[plush cobalt]

Nah I just made a deal with an entity

[toxic relic]

do you have yaoi hands

[onyx igloo]

open his skull

[neat moat]

bruhhhh

[plush cobalt]

Excuse me

[neat moat]

don't look them up they're horrifying 😭 😭

[plush cobalt]

What the fuck

[toxic relic]

yaoi hands brother

[onyx igloo]

wheres his finger joints

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-demon-slayer-nezuko-kamado-kimetsu-no-yaba-gif-16497875911943124291

[neat moat]

spork save me

[toxic relic]

he keeps them for special occasions

[fair yacht]

?

[neat moat]

from this chat 😭

[toxic relic]

i have a deep understanding of this genre so i know many images are altered or exaggerated for the meme, however yaoi hands are a real phenomenon

[neat moat]

ahh

ok

[plush cobalt]

I don't think I've ever heard of this meme

[toxic relic]

that one isnt altered

[heavy ivy]

you can hold it if you want, its name is bee

[toxic relic]

you need to be in a certain trash bin of the internet

[fair yacht]

hold(

[toxic relic]

its not as bad now

[heavy ivy]

^~^

[neat moat]

Assuming you're not in the ingroup Omar it's best we stay away. It wasn't designed for our kind

[fair yacht]

:3

[heavy ivy]

:3

[toxic relic]

and i only read bara so i dont have to lay my eyes on the palms of goliath anymore

[plush cobalt]

I am Nothing like you

[plush cobalt]

I am not a Fish

[toxic relic]

omar built for this

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/were-not-so-different-you-and-i-austin-powers-movie-quote-gif-27017179

[plush cobalt]

Popliteal Cyst Spell

[heavy ivy]

for now

[fair yacht]

@neat moat you are a fish

[onyx igloo]

legume

[toxic relic]

what riveting chat sean

[onyx igloo]

bean

[onyx igloo]

berry

[neat moat]

where did we go so wrong 😔

[toxic relic]

eyeballs

thats where

[fair yacht]

rahhh

[toxic relic]

ok i go store

bf wants croissant

[neat moat]

Nahhh we fucked up before we even became multicellular orgonisms 😭

[onyx igloo]

vegetable

[simple bear]

sometimes i remember that ppl actually asked teachers if they could go to the bathroom instead of just walking out of the class and going

[neat moat]

Schools really are authoritarian

@bronze moat

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hello-cat-peek-cat-door-cat-peek-door-gif-17361470248875227911

[lyric galleon]

isnt asking to go to the bathroom the norm

[neat moat]

how did you fix it?

[bronze moat]

It’s considered polite. But yes is also the norm so teachers know where students are

[neat moat]

vro really ignored my question 😭

[narrow rune]

@plush cobalt Oh!

Please calm down.

[ruby river]

chat look what i saw

[bronze moat]

DUCK! A MALLARD

Also a duck:

[quartz plank]

you have free will bro...

just piss

[ruby river]

he had a lady friend with him

[quartz plank]

whenever you want to

[lyric galleon]

i use my free will to be nice

[bronze moat]

Means they are mated :).

Da boi’s always hang with their ladies

[quartz plank]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man2-spider-man-train-scene-spider-man-train-spider-jesus-spiderman-gif-24586576

[ruby river]

good lad

i wonder if they have any babies

[bronze moat]

Mallard mate behavior is adorable TBH.

[bronze moat]

Park nearby? They use tall grass or reeds

[quartz plank]

singing in english

L

[ruby river]

theres a creek about 0.25 miles from here

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/boo-gif-19787475173016375

[bronze moat]

If they nested, they won’t stray far.

On the river is dangerous, so next would be in tall grass nearby, reeds, etc.

[ruby river]

there's a park about 200 yards from where i saw them

[bronze moat]

Nesting is April-May, so they may be looking for a 2 bedroom in the region. 🦆

[frail shadow]

i ate duck last night

real yummy

[bronze moat]

Mallards are also sneaky. They will nest under bridges and inside small cubby holes to avoid falcons and crows

[ruby river]

neat

[fathom igloo]

Poor Aflac

[ruby river]

my friend told me that i should get ducks instead of chickens

[frail shadow]

I don’t know what that is but sure

[bronze moat]

I am answer man. I know things

[ruby river]

which duck is the male

[bronze moat]

Ducks are often more expressive

[bronze moat]

Green head = male

[frail shadow]

can i say the r word

[fathom igloo]

Insurance duck

[frail shadow]

ducks do that

[bronze moat]

MOST colorful birds are the male.

[ruby river]

yeah cuz the female has to hide from predators

[frail shadow]

in nature the male is always more visually

there

in you guys not so much

[quartz plank]

you can say any word

[ruby river]

the male just has to

reproduce

the female has to raise the kids

[quartz plank]

just like you can eat poisonous mushroom

s

[frail shadow]

last night i got muted for 24hrs for saying t*ump

[ruby river]

probably not

[quartz plank]

exactly

like poisonous mushrooms

[frail shadow]

literally 1943

[bronze moat]

Plus the ladies like a well dressed man

[frail shadow]

I don’t know what you’re on about poisonous mushrooms

[quartz plank]

you can eat them

but only once

same with bad words here

[narrow rune]

Please don't say bad words I'll get really scared

[frail shadow]

you should be scared

[quartz plank]

shitass

[frail shadow]

heck

[frail shadow]

i guess it’s fair

i’ve gotten my account striked on tik tok for calling someone stupid

[quartz plank]

deserved

there will be no mean words on my internet

[frail shadow]

don’t worry they made sure of it

im on thin ice clearly

[quartz plank]

here or on tik tok

[bronze moat]

If you want to see some of the cutest (and silliest) bird stuff, look up the BOWER BIRD.

Bower = house or bedroom.

The male builds a nest then decorates is.

The females then go from home to home, judging who has made the best and prettiest home to neat in.

The guy who has the best house gets the girl

[quartz plank]

gold diggers

despicable

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-i-aint-saying-shes-a-gold-digger-gold-digger-dance-sing-gif-4910871

i hope i dont get muted for kanye

[dire timber]

I have been summoned

[bronze moat]

A NatGEO photographer once dropped a snickers bar. The bower bird nearby took the wrapper and put it in his nest.

Legend is that if a human puts objects into a bower birds nest, it summons rain.

Next day? Tropical storm hit.

Fun fact!

[frail shadow]

on tik tok

[frail shadow]

public sentiment towards me here is neutral

not for long

i am about to do something drastic

[quartz plank]

https://tenor.com/view/good-evil-star-wars-emporer-palpatine-darkside-gif-16390445967333586245

do it

[bronze moat]

FUN FACT:

cinnabon cinnamon rolls are ranked in the top 5% of most favorable smells almost universally around the entire planet.

SOOO popular in fact, that in their prime, their copyrighted Makara Recipe literally caused people to stay near their stores.

Any retail store in a shopping mall near a cinnabon is GUARANTEED an increase in sales.

[half kettle]

hot cake phenomenon?

[fathom igloo]

Where’s the icing

[bronze moat]

Pretty much. But cinnabon has a patent on their vanilla, cinnamon, mix.

They call it Makara. Very unique

[harsh vault]

could be icing filled like them MRE cinnamon rolls

[lyric galleon]

they do smell nice

[bronze moat]

Smells are funny things

[harsh vault]

(they taste like shit fyi)

[fathom igloo]

🤢😭

[lyric galleon]

but there was a actor that said they went into a cinnabon training workshop for their role

and said you dont wanna know how its made

[bronze moat]

Favorite smells are subjective of course, but cinnabon is universally loved

[harsh vault]

it dont matter when we will die at an early age anyways

[lyric galleon]

i dont mind what age i die, i wanna die fighting

glorious combat

[bronze moat]

Even IHOP found out their inique flavor and scent brings in customers.

So IHOP does weird stuff no one knows is a thing.

Like mixing their pancake batter into EVERYTHING. Even scrambled eggs

[bronze moat]

You can always go out fighting a wild animal in the steppes.

You may discover secrets of Tibetan or mongolian mysticism during the battle;)

[half kettle]

glorious combat, shivved in a dark alley

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/xlist-viking-valhalla-gif-4945508668487910972

[harsh vault]

average crayon muncher

[half kettle]

make sure to prepare accordingly for combat

[toxic relic]

i hate the smell of cinabun

sweet smells make me nauseous man

[bronze moat]

The recipe itself is not a secret.

But overall it’s the working conditions that can be suspect.

Like any fast food place, not all of them are sanitary

[toxic relic]

like those toy stores with candyfloss scent i n em

[bronze moat]

Sign up to help colonize Mars!

Some of the first plants there are gonna be stinky! Like asparagus

[fathom igloo]

I get food poisoning anytime I eat ihop 😣🥺

[bronze moat]

Happens to me at olive garden. After 4/4 getting sick, I never eat there again

[half kettle]

eating at a restaurant is sketchy

[bronze moat]

You have food intolerances?

Cause they mix weird stuff into food you would not normally be aware of

[fathom igloo]

Not really, at least none that I know of

[digital kettle]

The og minecraft tutorial was so peak

[bronze moat]

Go back to 1300’s. When we sat around a table, spit everywhere, and just threw piles of mean and food around willy nilly.

Maggot in your bread roll? Meh.

[half kettle]

blergh!

[bronze moat]

If it is the same location, then I would blame sanitation

[fathom igloo]

Just same state/area…

They might swap employees

[bronze moat]

As any food worker knows, cross contamination and germs are the leading cause.

So basically bad food safety.

Like nozzles on a soda machine. Those get NASTY

[lyric galleon]

i dont like mushy food

that isnt meant to be mushy

namely vegetables

[bronze moat]

BAKED BRUSSEL SPOUTS.

With garlic, butter and your seasoning of choice.

Or olive oil.

Cut em in half. Bake em.

Super yummy and if done right, bits are crunchy

[shell badger]

https://tenor.com/view/potatoes-lord-of-the-rings-gif-22857078

This might just be a double fail but…
Edit: (It was)

😂

Okay so I just don’t seem to have embed perms or something

[heavy ivy]

you'll get them in time

just gotta keep yappin

[lyric galleon]

i remember making pasta aglio e olio and followed a recipe i found

thought it was nice but felt something was missing

it was salt

salt and pepper

i guess im used to recipes that include to put in seasonings

[onyx igloo]

Mm 10 pm pizza rolls

[hidden spruce]

5:10 AM

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/potatoes-gif-18364984

[bronze moat]

Fish. Balls.

[stone nexus]

🤝

[shell badger]

Boil ‘em Mash ‘em Stick ‘em in a stew

[bronze moat]

guys. Women only want to hear THREE WORDS.

You speak em. She will be yours

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-bibfortuna-de-wanna-wangae-gif-15928083

[bronze moat]

Extended cut LOTR has me glued to my TV without ever looking away.

No matter how many times I watch it

I also read the books every year

[bronze moat]

Gonna make cheddar, bacon garlic taters tonight

Well… in 2 hours. It’s already night

[toxic relic]

1300s where mate

[last spoke]

Hey, Hey Dave, did you see the thing I did :D

[toxic relic]

let me turn my desktop on and school chat on some middle ages/medieval period history 🤓

[ruby remnant]

Is there anyway for me to still play build 41’s MP while playing build 42?

[shell badger]

I need to give it a rewatch tbh. I watched it with my dad when I was fairly young, so I didn’t understand or pay attention to a lot of the more complex themes going on throughout

[shell badger]

That sounds like a feast to me 🍽️

[neat moat]

hello chat

[golden merlin]

no

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-gif-1604373818055948736

[last spoke]

I remember Mrp talking about a way that you can switch betas and futz with the installation folder name

[golden merlin]

im sorry mr fuckin who is typing?

[last spoke]

Stinkname? He's a nice guy

[neat moat]

it's Dr. stinkman to you 🤓 👆

[golden merlin]

lol

[toxic relic]

im a fucking cool dude man

and im typing up a novel

[golden merlin]

ghoti XD

[toxic relic]

fuck you fish boy

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/rezero-rem-laugh-laughing-anime-gif-25098531

[toxic relic]

i may be an old man but i get one uppercut on you and youre down

[toxic relic]

thank you scarf

[neat moat]

Best make it count then

[toxic relic]

moving on

back to my novel 🤓

[last spoke]

I dids it!
I only cried like 5 times

[neat moat]

I wonder what bro is even yapping about

[neat moat]

goofball

[onyx igloo]

butterball

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259423503036190777/1349587031113597048/Screen_Recording_20250312_233614_YouTube.mp4?ex=67d3a45e&is=67d252de&hm=8b33e3f9485e5e6fc103ced76a315fc05a2440a0bca147556aa15a00860d4605&

WHAT

E-VAPE?!

[polar kernel]

lmfao

[toxic relic]

so you mentioned 1300s CE...thats egregiously vague considering the cultural variance is as vast as the oblate spheroid of the earth. Lets zero in on europe then. This is also extremely difficult to generalise considering how diverse europe was during the late middle ages [around 1300 CE - 1500 CE]. It would be easiest to say that food and meal quality did depend on class and family which is true to today as well [in present time, quality depends less so on family, however pre-bubonic plague, the hierarchy in most of europe was based on mainly on your family and thus your social, economic and political class].

do be concise, most meals consisted of grains, porridge, and such the like with various seasonal prepared vegetables and maybe meat or a dairy product. Several factors affected this, including class, law, geography, religion, season and trade relations between your town of residence/where you eat and other towns/such the like.

i wouldnt say that it was a messy affair, even for very poor folks. Eating was considered communal until the late middle ages when rich fucks thought they were too good to eat with their staff so they ate privately like fucking losers. Cleanliness was a thing. Knives and other cutlery were not popular or commonly available for most until the modern period and even then it was only italy at first, and solely for the bourgeoisie cucks. This doesnt mean it was dirty, just that many average joes ate together and with their hands [after washing].

[polar kernel]

least obvious big tobacco marketing plant

[toxic relic]

fuck i forgot to reply

well

let me cite my sources at least 🤓

[onyx igloo]

I was wondering what you were typing

[toxic relic]

it was a response to dave's 1300s CE slander

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[toxic relic]

balls.

[onyx igloo]

im gonna

[toxic relic]

https://medievalbritain.com/type/medieval-life/medieval-recipes/medieval-cuisine-what-did-people-eat-in-the-middle-ages/
https://www.revisitinghistory.com/medieval/food-and-cuisine/
https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/1032331194
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0304418109000578
https://www.academia.edu/65360117/Food_in_medieval_England_diet_and_nutrition

my sources

[neat moat]

whats the tldr of what sparked this?

I red that you wrote

but not in context

[onyx igloo]

red

[neat moat]

yeah red

[onyx igloo]

minor spelling mistake

[neat moat]

past tense of read

nah

[toxic relic]

idk i got back from store and opened discord to this

[onyx igloo]

🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥

[toxic relic]

lol

[neat moat]

My keyboard autocorrected to read so I fixed it to red

[toxic relic]

i wanted to flex my knowledge about random old shit

[neat moat]

Ah I see

Well iirc table manners were different. But it didn't mean we were not clean

[toxic relic]

yeah my bf and i really enjoy learning about innocuous shit from old time

[onyx igloo]

Table manners are stupid

[toxic relic]

real

[onyx igloo]

Let me do what I want

[neat moat]

Well

[toxic relic]

i mean 'different' how?

[neat moat]

Table manners did have logic when they were first introduced. However over time the context changed, but the rules did not

[toxic relic]

the only real stark difference is how much christianity affected your diet

idk if modern christians still think that breakfast is a sin

[onyx igloo]

Breakfast was a sin?

[toxic relic]

logic being to please the lord and lady?

[toxic relic]

ya

[neat moat]

I can't think of any concreet examples atm so I'll retract the statement

[onyx igloo]

What the hell isn't a sin?

[toxic relic]

nothing apparently

[onyx igloo]

I'm glad I have custom settings on religion lol

[toxic relic]

hahah

[onyx igloo]

Believe in God but that's abt it

Anyway I'm gonna try not to delve into religion any deeper

[neat moat]

No like, one example I remember was the clashing the drinks together to mix everyone's beer. I mean it wasn't like perfect. But the idea that if one person poisoned the drink they'd all die worked enough ig. I forgot how long ago the "no elbows" on the table was but when it was it was to allow other people to sit

things like that

[onyx igloo]

I can't eat without my elbows on the table

It's like so weird to not

[neat moat]

no reason not to unless you're at a packed table

[onyx igloo]

Which I'm usually not

[neat moat]

like putting yoru elbow on the movie theater arm rest

[toxic relic]

that doesnt sound like table manners, moreso like drinking etiquette

[onyx igloo]

They really should've made those wider

[neat moat]

or putting your feet up on the top of the chair in front of you

[neat moat]

A distinction without a difference imo

[toxic relic]

why the fuck would you sit next to someone random in a movie theater

[neat moat]

Nono

[toxic relic]

there is a difference

[neat moat]

ug I don't wana explain movie theater layout

[onyx igloo]

well you have to

you're at gunpoint

[neat moat]

essentially two chairs can share an armrest. You're supposed to use the one that is attached to your chair, not the other persons

[toxic relic]

what if no ones there

[neat moat]

Then use it

[sick zephyr]

What if the other person isnt using it

[neat moat]

or ask

context matters 🤓 👆

[onyx igloo]

I hope whoever designed that system has to build ikea furniture everyday

[sick zephyr]

Man some of these etiquettes are common sense but the rest is just
Why

[karmic jetty]

two chairs one armrest

[sick zephyr]

Why do you have to make living amongst people even harder

[neat moat]

Lost to time from what I've seen

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[neat moat]

a rule that no longer applies

[onyx igloo]

idk dude really old people are weird

[toxic relic]

real

[onyx igloo]

they really liked pain ig

[toxic relic]

me when im in 1329 and its illegal to where a nice coat cause i cant look richer than my 'class'

[sick zephyr]

For example youre meant to eat soup with the spoon scooping towards you?

and then theres the order in which you use specific utensils and how you place them, and yeah even the arms on the table thing etc

[toxic relic]

hanged for his drip

[neat moat]

Ok that shit I won't defend. I'm just not gun hoe on calling all rules stupid

[onyx igloo]

they really liked hurting people then too

[toxic relic]

all rules are stupid

[onyx igloo]

Gun hoe

[neat moat]

"Don't murder people for no reason
🤓 👆"

stink:

[toxic relic]

stupid rule

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-24337002

[sick zephyr]

Rules were meant to be broken, this applies to most etiquettes unless youre conciously going out of your way to visit/eat at a super fancy place

[chrome jetty]

Without rules and order society wouldn’t be possible

[toxic relic]

yes, that applies to the present as well

[onyx igloo]

I mean I heard they tried using a corset to stop a seizure

[chrome jetty]

Was not robbing a bank meant to be broken

[toxic relic]

ok mr smith go exploit some coal miners'

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-ventura-jim-carey-cool-smart-hilarious-gif-12135684571132460106

[onyx igloo]

pinkerton

[toxic relic]

susiety is stupid how about that

[bronze moat]

HEY!

[onyx igloo]

Older than you

[neat moat]

I dont understand the phrase rules are ment to br broken. If a rule is ment to be breached, why have the rule in the first place? Is it even a rule if you're supposed to break it or arbitrarily can?

[toxic relic]

he said really old

[chrome jetty]

It’s a contradiction lmao

[toxic relic]

thats not the point

its not a contradiction

[onyx igloo]

I break rules cause I love breaking things

[neat moat]

It is, however. I know a better wording for it

[onyx igloo]

Like ghotis face

[sick zephyr]

I mean the money's just there

[toxic relic]

its not a contradiction

[chrome jetty]

But it’s not yours

[neat moat]

alright, explain stink

[sick zephyr]

but i want it

[bronze moat]

Fiber optic cables in New York allow people to scam wall street.

What was once a federal crime is perfectly legal.

Cause of fiber optic cables

[onyx igloo]

we need money arthur

[chrome jetty]

Is it okay to steal from others

[toxic relic]

money in a bank is actually the property of the ban and shareholders, not you either

yes

[sick zephyr]

Yes

[bronze moat]

CAPITALE

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-train-gif-15347229

[toxic relic]

banks are legally allowed to use the money you deposited at the bank as tender

so

[bronze moat]

Lets get 45 capitale and do the emerald, sapphire and diamone heist!

[toxic relic]

whos money is it

[onyx igloo]

i love exploiting capitalism

[toxic relic]

its also all insured

[neat moat]

"Don't be a hero 🤓"

[karmic jetty]

tender

[toxic relic]

if its stolen in a robbery its reimbursed lol

[onyx igloo]

it's coming out of the billionaires pockets

[sick zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/when-you-are-cutting-people-and-the-knife-start-gliding-through-them-knife-cutting-people-when-gif-10886167563047245322

Damn

[frosty tulip]

BE A SUPERHERO INSTEAD

[toxic relic]

thats not crime thats just enhanced consumerism

🤓

[sick zephyr]

When it doesnt emb it looks way more horrific

[onyx igloo]

Everytime I get asked this I get up and stare at my monitor waiting to play lol

[neat moat]

Well before I forget it

[toxic relic]

essentially it just means that rules aint shit.

[neat moat]

I prefer the phrase "you have to learn the rules before you can break them"

[onyx igloo]

rules when I break them:

[toxic relic]

its not meant to be a literal "rules are only constructed as an object to break"

[toxic relic]

thats lame

[neat moat]

Ur lame

[toxic relic]

you're * 🤓

[onyx igloo]

ghoti when he sees a common saying:

[toxic relic]

i apologise for being so based today

chat just cant handle my legal, historical and spelling knowledge

[neat moat]

Well you and I stink approach rules differently philosophically

not a huge deal

[onyx igloo]

you mean ghoti

[toxic relic]

philosophically

that is another matter entirely

[neat moat]

perhaps

[toxic relic]

how do i view rules philosophically

[onyx igloo]

Philodendronically

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

shit I undercooked these veggies

[silver plank]

Take not the thunder from us, take away our pride.

[onyx igloo]

Your an idiot sandwich

[toxic relic]

is this a reference

[onyx igloo]

I pride in my human made thunder

[stone nexus]

https://youtu.be/FRg52j70eXg @loud pumice

[toxic relic]

be confident in your ability to rip one

[onyx igloo]

I am

[toxic relic]

good

[onyx igloo]

Vocally I can rip one just give me a soda

Anyway gn chat

[stone nexus]

If you aren't confident in your ability to rip the loudest, smelliest, visibly stenchiest fart possible

Why even bother

[neat moat]

Well for me I respect rules as a "if then" statement. If the rule is sound, then it is to be followed. If it is not sound, it is to be ignored. Rules can exist in a gradient. You cannot escape the nuances in life.

When I say rules, I don't mean arbitrary rules made by an indifferent closed group (though they are included). They are also agreements two people can make with other another. Big or small. Contracts are made of rules. Blah blah

I've lost track

[harsh vault]

ghoti

im tipping ur bowl for that

[neat moat]

I am a very task oriented person so maybe I interpret it differently

[toxic relic]

put on some banda sinaloense and rip ass at the mall

[neat moat]

I'm being serous rn sorry

[harsh vault]

you are being a smart person

stop following the law!

[neat moat]

not really

[harsh vault]

break free of the system!

riot!

[toxic relic]

riot!

riot started in pz chat

[toxic relic]

yeah its that

i dont everything is nuanced either

tbh

im not a very gradient oriented man

[neat moat]

?

Ah

[toxic relic]

gradient how about you grade these nuts

but genuinely i dont think everything can be 'nuanced'

[neat moat]

Youre a sort of absolutist ish?

[toxic relic]

that just seems like an excuse to justify away things lol

[toxic relic]

nah

[simple bear]

yes or no do u breathe air

[toxic relic]

no

ez

[simple bear]

hero rine

[toxic relic]

gotta say son jaliscience is also good music to shit to

[bronze moat]

Not all laws are just.

Unjust laws are not to be followed

Mlep

[toxic relic]

so is folk metal

[neat moat]

It can, it has. But you can't exactly make a rule for everything in life. Like you can't expect a person to hold up their contract if they've been severely injured

[neat moat]

Did I ever say that?

[bronze moat]

GWAR IS FOLK METAL

[toxic relic]

im not talking about rules

the opposite lol

[bronze moat]

Mlep? I’m pretty sure you have said mlep before

[neat moat]

No, that all laws are just

[toxic relic]

you just said it

L take ghoti

[neat moat]

I can't tell if you're being serious or now

sorry

[toxic relic]

im not

im not in a serious mood

[bronze moat]

I’m not. All is well frez

[neat moat]

ah ok

well I was

[toxic relic]

damn

i wasnt talking about rules tho lol

[neat moat]

oh

wait

wtf were you on about

[toxic relic]

with regards to be saying im not all for nuance

the opposite of rules

lets say

[simple bear]

She thinks she blends in… dumbass.

[neat moat]

she does

dumbass

[polar kernel]

look at this fucking idiot thinking no one can see her

[frosty tulip]

clearly hiding on the right side of the shelf smh

[polar kernel]

guilty on 6 counts of third degree murder, grand larceny, attempted murder of a police officer, and breaking and entering

[toxic relic]

why only attempted

bro couldnt clutch it

[frosty tulip]

skill issue

[livid notch]

Yeah bro's a bozo

[karmic jetty]

[lyric galleon]

black ops 2 zombies

[neat moat]

She simply didn't have the opertunity to "finish the job"

[rain mango]

Goat cheese

[neat moat]

what

[livid notch]

Goat cheese

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-mad-glass-gif-2138387755871455809

[polar kernel]

GOD IM SO GOOD

[neat moat]

those children at the hospital never stood a chance

[polar kernel]

nah im playing unreal ranked lol

thats as good as u can get 😭 theyre still so booboo

[karmic jetty]

unreal

[neat moat]

thats crazy

[heavy ivy]

counter nite is crazy

[oblique stream]

Bots never stood a chance 🫂

[polar kernel]

shit got me feeling like battle beast

i need a worthy opponent

[toxic relic]

should i eat an entire 10 pack of buns

[warm atlas]

do it

[toxic relic]

i was going to regardless but i wanted to be mean online

to anyone that disagreed

[graceful belfry]

guys how bad would you say your rear vulnerability is on apocalypse mode

[toxic relic]

rear vulnerability

thats what he calls it

[graceful belfry]

Okay pal

[toxic relic]

im not your pal, bud

[graceful belfry]

k nerd

[toxic relic]

you didnt get the refernce

🤓

[graceful belfry]

honestly no 💔

[toxic relic]

all good man

its from south park

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-buddy-guy-friend-canadian-gif-6183589

[graceful belfry]

good show

i need to catch up on it

[toxic relic]

eh no need

[bronze moat]

Always eat the buns

[bronze moat]

Hoser!

https://tenor.com/view/bob-doug-bob-and-doug-bob-and-doug-mc-kenzie-strange-brew-gif-15074415

[simple bear]

Hawks

how many hawks did he do?

two?

[neat moat]

https://youtube.com/shorts/pT3glDrh7V8?si=q2AzsxwXyBoI8oQo

[silver plank]

Video unavailable

[toxic relic]

you need to open in youtube or browser, discord doesnt play copyrighted shit

[neat moat]

I click the link and it opens the yt app for me

[toxic relic]

canada

[toxic relic]

thats a toggleable setting

[neat moat]

ok tech wizz

[toxic relic]

pizz

[heavy ivy]

bleh

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/belly-ventre-guili-poke-gif-12733450

[toxic relic]

no ones watched the inbetweeners

[neat moat]

whats that

[toxic relic]

uk show

[harsh vault]

ghoti, you talk too much here

[toxic relic]

dont look up the usa version

[harsh vault]

take a break from your phone

wow

[neat moat]

fuck

[harsh vault]

reply fail

loser

:3

[neat moat]

oh is that what that humonculous is from?

[toxic relic]

what humonculous

[neat moat]

this

[toxic relic]

no

verily not hahah

[neat moat]

bro just said it so out of pocket

who do you think you are? me?

[heavy ivy]

buh

[toxic relic]

what we want is a big mucky disco and a piss up

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

lmao

[toxic relic]

its a quote

[neat moat]

before you edited it

[toxic relic]

i forgot the quote exactly

then remembered

[neat moat]

age finally getting to ya?

[toxic relic]

im an old man

[harsh vault]

true!

[toxic relic]

i watched that show in the 2000s

[bronze moat]

Ya sure, eh?

[neat moat]

aye?

aboot?

[bronze moat]

I legitimately want to move to Canada

[toxic relic]

im sure that bob and doug mckenzie are canadian

[bronze moat]

Serious moment. I really want to move to Canada lol.

[toxic relic]

alr

[neat moat]

You can eventually

[bronze moat]

Yes, that was the whole point of the movie. They’re Canadian.

[toxic relic]

insane

wow

uhh

[pseudo glade]

OK then

[neat moat]

Stink, you forgot the quote?

[oblique stream]

Which part of Canada

[pseudo glade]

Didn't have that in my bingo card for today

[neat moat]

Man

I got rid of it

[bronze moat]

I am not a fan of Quebec. Too many restrictive laws.

But I’m from Seattle, so driving to a place like Victoria is a thing I’ve done more than once. I really like Victoria.

[toxic relic]

idk what thats a quote of my guy

[neat moat]

The debate between that one anarchist and neo con

forgot the guys name

[hard sedge]

guys be honest should i start playing pz again

[polar kernel]

canada ewww

[toxic relic]

that was a while ago

[neat moat]

the fish never forgets

[toxic relic]

i dont think you should quote the chud in that one tho bro

[bronze moat]

Yes. You should’ve never stopped.

[toxic relic]

doesnt look good out of context

[neat moat]

It was from the anarchist

but fair

[toxic relic]

lol

[warm atlas]

This comment is approved by a real warrior of sunlight

[toxic relic]

weird thing to say from them

[neat moat]

I'll take the L

now let me die in peace

[toxic relic]

what laws

[bronze moat]

If only I could be so incandescent

[warm atlas]

I shall stay here and gaze at the sun

[neat moat]

glaze the sun

[warm atlas]

You dare speak this heresy

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/donut-glaze-satisfying-gif-13180530

[warm atlas]

Heratic

[bronze moat]

Mainly video games.

There’s some weird, behind the scenes regulations that go on inside the gaming industry.

so whenever you hear about a game, having different versions, released for different municipalities?

Quebec is one of them.

[toxic relic]

just pirate

sail the seven seas

[simple bear]

how are fish this fucking dumb. how do u see the tongue but not the giant ass turtle. actually pisses me off.

[neat moat]

I mean there's a lot more things to hate quebec over, but thats antihero reason I guess

[bronze moat]

I am staunchly anti-piracy

[harsh vault]

quebecois

[simple bear]

Hmmmm… im going to swim into the mouth of this turtle. Hope I dont die!

[toxic relic]

really weird take

especially from you dave

[simple bear]

Like??

[tall glen]

I need a fine quebecois girly

to honk at me like a goose

[simple bear]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-sparrow-pirates-of-the-caribbean-johnny-depp-salute-respect-gif-6427842759738305441

[toxic relic]

real

why is referred to as the seven seas