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Trying to do anything
How did he do that, lol.
The way he stopped moving, after the shelf fell on him. Accepting his fate and defeat.
you think if you dont move then itll decrease the chances of something worse happening
adorable
mine now
I too would be paralyzed in embarrassment if that were to occur to me.
True.
i have exploded
Adorable, Mine now.
He thought it was the Vachina. π
relax im made of warm vibesβ’οΈ none of it holds any biohazard
one time a group of ~13 people saw me chase a flying piece of rubbish around so i could throw it away and then i walked into a midlength pole and slammed my fucking nuts
I mean i would do the same
pain
I respect that
i was in pain, my balls shrivelled to half the size and i siezed up and just started laughing/wheezing
new person i am having to train is weird af
Reminds me of the time my dumbass tripped on my own feet and toppled a good 30 or so people in front of me. We were lined up in a big line, moving back to class from the assembly hall. Shit was funny, the teachers were laughing their heads off.
bruv literally called me a "sleepy baby" when i yawned like bro stfu
I want to speak to whoever put the balls on the outside
kept on flirting wit me
i personally can retract them inside my body
keeps em warm during winter
pics or it didn't happen
ur a sleepy baby
pics 4 proof
Built like a Kangaroo.
on my onlyzombs
nice
Yea, good times. They didn't know whether to laugh or scold me. Still remember it like it was yesterday, though it happened like 10 years ago.
Surely you've got a funny fuck up like that, Bryk.
when i was 5 i bashed my skull onto the floor of a grocery store infront of everyone and started bleeding out
and had to get stitches.
I don't have funny stories to share unfortunately
i was trying to ride a shopping cart and slipped
the only thing i know is there will be blood, shed π
Yea, best part about that was how after it hurts for a day or two, the pain subsides very quickly.
i have killed 2973 zombies in 15 days
When i was like 10 or 11 i got testicular torsion
π₯
Basketball kicked right into my nuts
I got mine caught in a zipper, but fuck that must hurt.
Ow
Well yeah the pain was horrible at first but after that it was okay actually. The pain lasted tho
And it shouldn't be like that so we went to a doctor. Yup, seems like i twisted a nerve
So i went to the hospital the same day, i would've become infertile if we wouldn't have reacted
Wouldn't be a huge deal tbh
I don't want children anyway
I knew a guy when I was in College lost his left ball after an epididymis complication.
Shit was rough for him.
Oh fuck
One Ball Bill.
One Nut Chuck
He laughs it off, but we all knew he's broken inside.
He's half the man he is, quite literally.
classy chat
Unfortunately
Oh and he has one more thing in common with the austrian painter so that ain't nice
On the other hand Napoleon also only had one testicle
I think the lack of a full pair filled those men with unfathomable rage.
True
I would NEVER trade my balls
Me too, my family heirlooms. π
I almost lost one due to testicular torsion
the tt memes always make me reflexively hold them
shivers
π
Yea this shit ain't fun π
no more zip-up boots for me
Also the doc took a bandaid that was hella big and he pulled that off in one go after the operation π
π
Can you imagine getting a bandaid ripped off your balls? Yeah, this ain't cool 
I was shaved and I felt
violated idk
it was wired
I mean yeah they had to for the surgery but still
I didn't know your's hung that low. π
That would have sucked balls.
ball* (singular)
no bal
Balls
huevos.
Yeah
where
im eepby
do burpees for 60 mins
@neon bramble i did warp train intervallo, canto 7 finna be wild
guys where
no
oh
burpees
purrrr
youβre not ridiculously tired yet
DO BURPEES
MAX STRENGTH AND FITNESS OVERNIGHT
hush now i do not need the levels
banned from faustcord
But lvls are good
Amogus
it is theoretically easier to 10 floor MDH solo with certain high clashing IDs

sus
you should be cursed
you should imprisoned
you should be enslaved
you should be punished
YOUR GACHA ROLLS WILL GIVE YOU NOTHING BUT TETH EGOS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
YOU WILL NEVER 1 PULL A 5 STAR AGAIN
good I need more teth ego π
faust smiling was so cute
i will say tho
don quixote had me genuinly scared ngl
but bro just went "slip my kicks on gang"
puts verg's attitude into perspective
i mean can a color defeat a second kindred
he was kinda unreasnoable to dante until you realize he isnt the first amnesiac
he has to deal with
i feel verg softened up after canto 5
sancho hasnt been feeding
and the first full power bloodfiend you fight is 6th kindred
yeah we couldn't kill em
kept regenning
and then bro "went against the flow of blood"
canto 7 gotta be peak man
nice marriage, feels like we're forgetting someone
me when the final boss is floatsam
what if I told you warp express was the tamer warp train encounter @toxic hawk
the who
oh right, he's in prison cause he was depressed wandering outside the base DURING the 15 days of activating the ship which means a raid could literally spawn right beside him
them clips of people fucking around with trains
also a few of his family was killed in a mortar attack

my safety briefing at training showed us gore from people not respecting heavy machinery
better show them what happens
than let it happen to them
its generally safe enough as long as you follow procedure
but people are lazy and or stupid
when are we getting project zomboid pre alpha tech demo multiplayer?
my greatest concern is metal filings in my eye if I ever have to get an MRI scan
if its a recent model you're good
most implants made these days are mri compatible
and even if you cant get an mri, can get a scan or something
metal shavings from grinding metal
oh yeah nah you cant get an mri unless you get everything out
which i don't think is possible
couldnt find safety goggles that fit my glasses
damn, bro is gregor i guess
I wish I had a sick robot arm
i like my body as is ngl
zweihander
imma make a zwei team
sinclair, ishy, gregor
faust and rodion too ig
but section 6 zwei suck so bad
its horrible
I have no shards from UT4ing anything i have ishmael related
i could ut 4 captain ishy
should sloshmael still be ut0 I would absolutely use the UT4 ticket on her
but nah
for the memes
IT IS DEVOTION
I cant have 10 ut4 lvl 50 liu ishmael
so all ishmael must be maxed
when will i get a good mersault id bruh
hello from Brazil guys π€
dont you have cinq meur
yes but dodge & decent clasher w/ his single combat conditional
all true, but i wish i could get a bleeder or a sinker instead*
honestly i just wanna use his egos lol
mercalla and persuance
yeah but he's not great
yeah i use his passive
since my bleed team is 2 factions
but sanity doesnt matter a lot in mdh
(since i don't spam egos and have faust)
there's no other dawn office fixer

actually salvador meur for a superior burn ID would be sick, will be walp though
the nearest heart is 8 days away
need hamburger
also i have done 4 ten pulls recently
only got zwei ishy
no other 5 stars
corrosion is near
this is why you keep prisoners around
I keep the ancient danger unpopped for emergency organs sometimes
you can't transplant 1300 silver after you sell an organ, good to keep some as backup
@neon bramble it's been decided, butler faust is going ut 4
the sixth member will be either cinq mersault or Nclair
Balls.
Will the soup ever be fresh again
you can always double slot
I personally prefer it over a full team of 6
Spuiffio
donβt ever send pictures of me in the group chat
traders have hearts too
one raid away*

I can smell the 2000 units of corn already
sometimes I murder traders if they have a ton of components
why does the game have neutral traders in space, but not in the planet
cause the ones in space cant be bothered to single your colony out
they just cold call anyone in radio range if they wanna trade
imagine if passing ships can just decide to fuck your colony over and siege you from orbit
they dont even need to use bombs
gravity advantage is a bitch, a low tech colony can be bullied with just your own trash or whatever debris you can find
More then 10 words, not reading
ARES. RELEASE RIMWORLD AND STARSECTOR UPDATE RIGHT BEFORE MY SUMMER BREAK, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
only if you join battlecruiser gang
so kind of the traders to give a heart for free
i thought i left you for dead joshua
any mod with new meele attack animations and zoombie dismembering
Hey consider
ever buy a dlc, that you regret
Please kill all plungers and no roles who talk about PZ in gen chat when there are 2 fucking chats dedicated to the game
a DLC that you cant play
Brutally with hammers
Factorios DLC requires you to beat the game
what % of people will ever actually beat the game
I never will
True
Jigsaw asks, "Want to play a game?" Ok You have 6 hours to beat factorio or you die"
every time i just try n mess around doing random shit in a match my team loses
in a 32 v 32 game
@toxic hawk 20th anniversary to djmax and 5th anniversary to RESPECT V
guy using instakill cheats and still didnt beat my top score ever
@naive flicker I turned 21 today
rimworld has an ending? 
Happy birthday bro π π
Enjoy it, you ain't getting younger 
Me neither though
Was gonna a wait u til 12am to go to the bar but didn't feel good
a few
So now my birthday is gonna just be playing video games and chilling with my cats
I think 2 of the DLCs give new endings as well?
ending 1 is your colony died (lmao)
ending 2 is escaping the rim
no idea what the ending of the DLCs are tho
never done the ship before tbh
only play till my colony dies or i get bored of it
Then i add a buncha mods and go again
Doesn't always have to be a party. If you enjoy it then that's fine
goated @surreal mirage
Happy birthday
Cake and candles my brotha
π thanks
Most try to party when they turn 21 but ion wanna get hungover the first day I can legally drink
Real lol
Happy birthday choomba 
My 18th is less than a month away
And honestly other than a small party i don't want more, i don't wanna go to a bar or smth like that
My recent birthday was chill, no party or anything
Sheeesh
what are you eating
we dont call aliens aliens that resemble humans haiyaa

you have to be a ltitle bit racist to extraterrestrials
also why is invincible buns green
invincible fws korean green fried chicken
mint chocolate and cucumber
Oh naw π
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I just got ROG Ally X and after 600 hours playtime with mouse and keyboard i decided to try Zomboid with controller. It's ok but will take too much time getting used to ever be my prefered way to play. I'm sure many of you have gone through the same process and now i'm asking you guys for mod recommendations that would make the handheld and couch & controller gameplay experience more tolerable.
id freak out too if an alien spoke fluent english to me
nothing i can recommend π

they speak fluent english and stare at you like this
Why would zozo do such a thing
feelin like poo all day
where is that from

HSR
Big poo?
Slumbernana memetic virus
listening to the song makes you monke



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is it midnight snacking if it's 5:00 AM but I didnt sleep so it isnt a new day yet
actually there is no such thing as a midnight snack as the moment the clock hits 12:00:01am it is already past midnight, unless you can vacuum the snack instantly
Another one is soon as it's past midnight it's technically morning and a new day
if I cook something at 11:59 AM instead of simply grabbing something from the fridge
does it count as a midnight snack since I prepared it at midnight
Depends on what you make tbh, if you can prep , make n cook all within a minute then yes
play is such a queen
so cute
silly billy
enemy airstrike incoming
i have arrived to the elden ring dlc, i cant wait to replay it for the second time because i missed half the content the first time and completely forgot the content i already did
hey does anybody want to play dm me
dm?
are there plans of making multiplayer for b42
Yes
has there been any release windows given out?
No
what mods should I get in my next run
anybody want to play?
hi :) You'll find better answers here #pz_b42_chat
I wonder if theyβll ever finish up that server interviewing series
Is b42 multiplayer? I tried playing and hear turkeys and wolves but had a mod not workingβ¦was told itβs because MP is B41. Is this true?
Yeah, b42 has no multiplayer so people use b41 for multiplayer
Damn. Thanks man
p good lol. only thing is breacher raids, although i myself dont really know how to prepare for them well
If we're talking about CPUs for project Zomboid to be more smoother what would it be guys? Ryzen 5 5600g or Intel Core i5-12600K
Pls help
Happy Fate: Reawakened release day π
Tf is that
A remake of an old game from the early 2000βs
Hooray!
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Iβm going to cry if it doesnβt work well on the deck especially since they released it for the switch.
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Greetin
Greetings fren
thank you LMAO
idk why it didn't load when i sent it
prob don't have perms
Cause you donβt got image perms
I KNEW IT
Level 10
LMAOOO
yo any tips for a guy who has like, 4 hours in PZ
s1e1 morgan was right, the zombies might not seem much one at a time, but in a group, all riled up and hungry... man, you watch your ass
you can try the other channels #pz_b42_chat and #pz_b41_chat
and dont be afraid to die
the only thing you keep between lives is what you know you can and cant get away with
but... dying is scawwyy lol
whats the point of living if you're just in your house afraid of dying
what
who the fuck is that guy
that ain't me dawg
nuh uh

how could dannyg do this
who the fuck is that guy
hes danny g known for his birmingham rant
fuck
imma have to change my username
don't wanna be associated with
oh god i'm watching the video
okay i'm keeping it
this guy is my hero now
bIRmINGHam Is A fUCKIn' SHIthole
25 minutes in, not bad
why
t-travis......??
TIL What happens if you try to run a GPU that uses 420W on a UPS rated to 400W
(It don't like that)
what happened that you had to use a UPS
last time I had one was when I was drowning in hurricanes
it drowned for my sins
(I could not get it out of the water in time)
Living in the tropics
One of these days, time change is going to take me out. I just know it.
who the hell is travis
sins you say...
could you maybe say
you're a...
sinner ?

lord of astroworld, fivehead wiper
Hate this dude.
oh this guy
Please, don't bring this joke of a human being into my PZ server.
i heard people died at one of his concerts
It's joever for moopy
no, i support moopy forever
finance guys 
i don't have a fiancΓ©e
what
buuny
@quasi slate do you support Tate?
indeed
Please tell me you donβt
Doomp it
Why is everyone posting Andrew Tate Gifs today? π£
echo, they dumped it
Doomp it
disgustang
unknown
i dont
Thankgawd
moopy, finish the combo

Otag
what is otag
Otag
what does it mean
otag
Otag!
what these guys said
heresy
Sin is simply a concept that people with imaginary friends came up with to shame those they disagree with.
the gooner uprising with sin blades
that just sounds like what a reddit athiest would say tbh
so true
this is the best thing i've seen today from limbus
guys, not to be controversial or anything, but i believe being mean is a sin
murder too
Hey das me
Shit really?
people have the right to live as they see fit, as long as it doesnt negatively affect others
so you cant just
STOP them
since thats bad and all

The Bible says anger is a sin in some cases
That's enough for me to discount it tbh
i think more so not controlling your anger is a sin ?
I believe it's just the anger, if it's not righteous
Damn it
is there such a thing as righteous anger ?
i.e., if you're not angry at a lack of justice or whatever
How do you guys feel about the firing squad execution last week
ah i see
:)
Yeah righteous indignation
i mean what is anger
can we define it
when do we reach anger from frustration
is it anger to say "darn!"
or is it anger to hit a wall
Those are expressions of anger
Anger is just the emotional state
I'm unsure I can define it well
well thats simply not possible
one cant stop themselves from having emotions
control them sure
And that is why I discount it
but to remove them is impossible
perhaps something lost in translation ?
oh well we will never know
main protagonist ranking 3rd at the end of season 14 @toxic hawk
Maybe. We could certainly know by looking at the original text
Hebrew/Greek/Aramaic
XeoN and Bexter is not helping Heung
i uh, cant read hebrew
is this official art ? its so cute
if they're dead they cant be negatively affected anymore
π
Sure but that would provide insight nonetheless
fan art by my favorite artist that doesnt have social media
I built a gun and a huge shield around it
π
Looking up what the words mean and meant at the time
this is now a flying turret
of course they don't
omar i would have grandchildren before i'm done
You don't need to learn all of Hebrew to interpret a text slightly
don is my wife now
sorry rodion
I've done it with plenty of languages. Used a Spanish reference book to read about Hispano-celtic, read information in Greek
It's just a difficult puzzle
i uh, do not find that enjoyable to be fair
Fair
im already doing something similar in medecine
find a word i do'nt get
go down a rabbit hole of reading up on this one word
discover new knowledge
Then you should know you wouldn't have grandchildren before you're done π‘ it's just that on a larger scale
Too bad
gotta absolve you now
damn, thats good
born to dilly dally forced to lock in
omar is truly
Perhaps lock in with room for dilly dallying
you cant keep locking in forever
I need to wake up soon but Iβm so tired
is mp a thing again yet ?
Axton I don't want to alarm you but you're not dreaming
You're actually awake right now
Want to know a life pro-tip for getting out of bed?
And I need to get up before 35 minutes
Forever locked in
Yes
Just donβt.
i hate being in bed for too long, i feel vulnerable
Put your phone down, then think to yourself βI'm going to stand upβ. Don't think of any plan beyond thatβno thought of what you're going to do in your morning routine or the rest of the dayβyour only goal is to stand up
Doing a flip
I'm sure it doesn't work for everyone, but it's worked for me when I've struggled to get up
no
Now that'd be a cool bed dismount
What did you expect? A dismissive, minimizing remark that implies getting out of bed is easy and they just need to do it? From me? I'd never do such a thing
Im gonna pretend my legs donβt work to make it fun
a fun little game
I have to get up and get dressed without working legs
yes
Thatβs it
THATS JT
If it works it works I suppose

lalalalala this u rn
locked in syndrome:
Maybe FATE
Fate reawakened

Another brilliant guess from me
Yes just came out today; itβs a remaster versionβ¦. Specifically formatted for controller use
i see gam
i see no gam
Idk what that means lol but itβs fun! Had the demo on my first desktop
The first one Fate Reawakened
Rooooooode
The original fate is fine too but is only one game and will not work well on controllers/steam deck⦠fate reawakened is reformatted and all 4 games in one
i love when people review games with just 10 minutes of playtime
review dont matter bruh give it up
I have created life 
hi chat
ben rye the science guy
I thought he was the Dinosaur guy
Tupid
find what
Uncanny cat golfing
Cool car
iβm tired of seeing this βdonβt play cherry wine at ur wedding itβs not a sweet love songβ bs
DIE DIE DIE DIE
echo would never play uncanny cat golf
ITS A SWEET LOVE SONG TO ME
Sims golf existed once, I stg
as a pro uncanny cat golfer this sickens me
I'm not gamer enough for uncanny cat golf
:)
Itβs a sailboat
What am i looking at
poggers
I built it myself and only cried like 5 times
Sailboat
Bro went for the rx 7900 xt
is a beast
Isn't that 4090 level or something

Nutty
For the fucken money I spent on it it best be good
now u can play uncanny cat golf to completion
I bet it'll run inzoi on 30fps
I bet I could run doom on this
I'm sorry but inzoi just looks like the type of game that'll be terribly optimised
how much is inzoi even
Idk yet
Cities skylines 2 type optimisation
You look terribly optimized!
can it be free 
I'm insanely optimised
Prove it, PayPal me $50k usd
I bet you that inzoi will release with mixed reviews complaining about optimisation and performance
Mark my words!!
where do i set how many hours for loot to respawn on a hosted server? (b41)
my back is in shambles
uruhara kisuke pfp, respect
best char
$60 probably
we gon starve
All coincidentally echo 1-267
Zeerol needs to poomp it
i gotchu ze, you want eggs or feesh ?
where do i set how many hours for loot to respawn on a hosted server? (b41)
I heard rumors it will eventually come to Xbox X/s and ps5
I'm sure gameplay will be good, but not so sure about performance
i want to watch the world burn
Iβve mostly seen clipping issues π₯Ί
organized all the serbers im in into folders and now im struggling to find anything 
deep thoughts with lily
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Look clipping issues
wait thats genius
With money you too can walk right through a bus
except i already done that!!!!
anything else goes in folders

by burn i mean
literally burning down
We're getting there
i just want it to be joever
doomer i hardly know er
no one tell my therapist

nah i wanna go extinct like the dinosaurs did
Move it to increase the chances of collision
sick
Itβs not going to hit us, it will have to be moved to hit us
weβre not nearly as cool as dinosaurs though
Which is what I was saying
ah yes mmm yes
sorry i havenβt been paying attention to that thing in a bit
gee i hope the asteroid doesnt get closer
the humble comically large magnet;

The chances went back down to like 1%
not even inanimate asteroids want anything to do with us
Donβt look up
they got one look at our bullshit and swerved
Good film
Why this game from fucken 1812 running like this
i love how video games have progressed
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That's the doom 2016 shotgun
FINE
my dad described getting spooked when an enemy npc flanked him for the first time in
some game
i think thatβs COOL
Better?
smash
hulk?
noβ¦
destroy?
masked men tierlist
iβm a bnuny of culture
also smash
i donβtβ¦i mean. iβm not sure
Why is trapper in hot bro
i donβt know how i feel about the extra arm

DS users
EVAN MENTIONED
Also with the Legion, which member
Also fake as hell for putting tachanka and glad that low
i didnβt play a lot of games on that list so i wasnβt sure of the personalities
all
he looks like a nice guy
pass
Whoβs the best then
man i donβt know
There is a correct answer
I wonder if unreal will run on steam deck
Such a randomly compiled list
I like it though
the leader probably
i went off appearance alone
now that iβve played dead space i would put him higher
this is the one everyone was mad about when i last like talked about it
βbut heβ¦saved orphans or somethingβ
iβm sorry i canβt do the mask
itβs too off putting
and pepsi man is weird
king hassan is hot i agree
he never takes it off
in canon i think
but but
capitano is a corpse
he roars and stuff
how is he in the "i can seeit"
heβs a furry
take a screenshot
the bearer of the curse being on the list in insane
i donβt know who these people are
ye
iβve said smash to weirder things
not saying i wouldn't
exactly
but like, you know what you getting into
HE IS THE SWEETEST PERSON IN HIS WORLD
HE IS FROM DARK SOULS 1
NOT ELDEN RING
HERESY
one last nitpick
okay
genji being hot
whilst artorias being under him
is crazy
masks are cool shrimple as
okay iβm looking at him
you right
heβd be higher on the list if i redid it
very stylish
and i don't know who needs to hear this
but uh
hilichurls do NOT belong on such tier lists
yeah i
i donβt get that
itβs weird
i donβt know much about genshin but theyβre not like even humanoid in the way that something like pepsi man is
ryu hayabouza is hot ngl
reinhardt i get it
tho idk if the man can uh, "do it" without crushing his partner
reinhardt <3333
iβm willing to take that risk
imagine the last thing you hear is "HAMMER DOWN"
respect it
do YOU wear a mask zeerol
thats what the point of the mask is
What mask?

Oh
PFFFTT
AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAA
A PAPER BAG MASK?? HAHSHWHSHHFF
IM LOSING MY SHIT
Oh my
It won't work 
<.<
π
an actual mask
Embed failure spotted. Prepare for ridicule. (Γ3)
the military has given me only one good thing and its lots of cool masks
blacks out his entire face
:0
Ohhh
WHAT
Like- Black bar censor
he looks like a bank robber
right?
Who are you





