general_chat

[harsh vault]

hai bananer

[young kelp]

the 15 days of constant raids is almost over

[heavy ivy]

haiiii

[young kelp]

time to actually assemble the ship

[heavy ivy]

omg

banana escap?

[harsh vault]

riley!

boop

[young kelp]

now to make a ship design that fits all 46

[heavy ivy]

awa!

[heavy ivy]

boop!

[harsh vault]

hehe

eep!

[harsh vault]

w<

[heavy ivy]

ehe

blep

[harsh vault]

i be bacc chat

will miss yall

[bronze moat]

Roxy already promised to always share nuggies

[heavy ivy]

baiii

[gloomy totem]

Shit I really wanna do meth and charge a tank while on horseback with an anti-material rifle

[neat moat]

But I'm fasting but I'm hungy 😭

meth is mid

this is my motto

[gloomy totem]

Pervitin, more specifically

[heavy ivy]

my favorite addictive substance is doctor pepper

[harsh vault]

ghoti

[wary falcon]

rip

[harsh vault]

wow

[gloomy totem]

You'll rise through the ranks swiftly, my friend

[plush cobalt]

Dr Pepper wasn't even made by Dr Pepper

[heavy ivy]

blep!

[wary falcon]

eyy you're also in the vintage story server

[heavy ivy]

yeah thats why i pirate my soda

[plush cobalt]

Real

[tardy escarp]

damn

[harsh vault]

level 0

so sad

[heavy ivy]

greetings Sol ^~^

[harsh vault]

riley you just see a furball and greet them instantly smh

[bronze moat]

Roxy vibes. (She’s everywhere I tell ya)

[harsh vault]

is ember on the phone?

[bronze moat]

Me too! I is floof fren

[harsh vault]

you my fren?

[heavy ivy]

haiii yep!

[bronze moat]

That’s for U to decide.

[heavy ivy]

i see fluffy critter i say hi to fluffy critter

[harsh vault]

get high and play ur game, you have talked too much!

im limiting your messages lady

[fathom igloo]

Fun fact I took ibuprofen with Dr Pepper

[harsh vault]

okie i seriously have to go

bai chat

[plush cobalt]

Did he prescribe it

[heavy ivy]

baiiii

[fathom igloo]

I bought it off the streets

The streets of Costco

[plush cobalt]

Even more dangerous than the streets of discordia

[fathom igloo]

Maybe I should be nice to Omar, he just saved my eyeball

[plush cobalt]

Kindness is a sign of weakness, show no mercy

[fathom igloo]

Oh damn

[onyx igloo]

Fuck you

[plush cobalt]

Not really, being kind is great. I just can't support it in public because it would damage my brand

[plush cobalt]

That's the spirit

[onyx igloo]

Oh hell yeah

[bronze moat]

Uhhhh… I am answer man.

I know the history of Dr. Pepper

[plush cobalt]

As do I, and it wasn't made by Dr Pepper

He just happened to be someone's dad

[toxic relic]

what about dr popper

[plush cobalt]

I don't know about dr popper

[toxic relic]

well

he made this great thing

and its gud

[onyx igloo]

Hot Dr.Pepper exists. As a drink

[polar kernel]

WHY AM I TAGGED IN THIS?

[toxic relic]

so does beer and milk

[onyx igloo]

Huh

[fathom igloo]

Why wouldn’t you be? You said it was a life goal?

[toxic relic]

new member protogen?

[bright marsh]

anyone know why there are 2 water and electricity shutoff settings in the sandbox options? Which takes precedence?

[plush cobalt]

j

[fathom igloo]

What Omar said

[bronze moat]

Manufacturing was done by keurig Pepper.

It was named Dr. Pepper when the creator gave the soda formula to Morrison’s drug store. Morrison gave it the name.

It was the worlds fair that made it famous

[fathom igloo]

No don’t put Dr Pepper in your keurig water tank

[toxic relic]

jesus christ

[plush cobalt]

The official Dr Pepper website supports the story of it being named after a real Dr. Charles Pepper

[toxic relic]

protogen indeed

[bronze moat]

The actual DAY takes precedence.

So if you have it set to (day 1-30) then the Actual Day at 14, it shuts off on day 14

[ruby river]

hi chat :D

[toxic relic]

96 gb of ram + 11 tb of storage total

on the main pc only

[bright marsh]

Thanks!

[fathom igloo]

Hi Dinosaur man

[bronze moat]

Charles courtice alterton. He never went by “dr. Pepper”

[toxic relic]

and bio quote is from alpha centauri

[plush cobalt]

I am talking about a different man entirely

[toxic relic]

based sledge?

[plush cobalt]

https://www.drpepper.com/s/corporateinfo

[bright marsh]

I love SMAC!

[toxic relic]

real

[fathom igloo]

Omar is committing identity theft now

[plush cobalt]

No telling whether it's just a story they've decided to run with, but like I said it's on the official site

[onyx igloo]

Me when I ask a family member "are you here?" And my lights start flickering:
(I think its a demon guys)

[toxic relic]

tbh i dont believe corporate backstories

it just adds the mythology of thr brand

[plush cobalt]

Which is fair, they very well could be lying

[plush cobalt]

"Now"?

[fathom igloo]

Dr Pepper would never lie, he’d never hurt you

[toxic relic]

never tried it

[bronze moat]

Ok that bit is correct.

Morrison gave it the name, as he owned all rights to the soda.

But it was INVENTED by alterton, who then sold it to Morrison

Morrison then took it to the worlds fair and sold around 20 million sodas, becoming insanely rich for the 1900’s

[plush cobalt]

I only trust root beer and ginger ale I tell you what

[toxic relic]

i dont have any brand loyalty

[onyx igloo]

Ginger ale cured my colds

[fathom igloo]

You’ll never trick me Big Barq and Big Vernors!

[toxic relic]

im the guy that just buys the first thing he sees

[onyx igloo]

Any good ginger ale

[bright marsh]

I have a friend that the first drink he gets when he arrives in Japan is a Dr. Pepper, never asked him why

[plush cobalt]

Root beer ain't a brand you farted ass

[toxic relic]

im aware

[onyx igloo]

Ass Shitted

[plush cobalt]

Ass? Farted

[onyx igloo]

mission complete.mp4

[half kettle]

i mgonna pretend you're not real.

[plush cobalt]

You don't have to pretend

[half kettle]

dont you tell me what to do

[onyx igloo]

He's an AI bot

[bronze moat]

Try old fashioned sasparilla. It’s actually really good.

[fathom igloo]

My stomach did not like 800 mg ibuprofen with Dr Pepper

[plush cobalt]

That's not in my two-element list of carbonated beverages that I trust

[onyx igloo]

Is the sasparilla sunset

[plush cobalt]

At least now you've learned your lesson until the next time you do this

[fathom igloo]

Truer words have never been spoken. Omar’s on fire today

[bronze moat]

Dunno. We got folks here who make home made soda.

One of our diners made rootbeer that won national awards. @plush cobalt would like that!

[plush cobalt]

Now you have my attention

[toxic relic]

what the fuck is rootbeer

[fathom igloo]

Not literally though, I forgot to refill the gas tank

[plush cobalt]

Are you even a real person

[toxic relic]

im an enigmatic man

[onyx igloo]

I TOOK 10 BENADRYLS WHAT IS HAPPENING

[toxic relic]

ive never seen it in stores before

only in movies and such

[plush cobalt]

Root beer is a sweet North American soft drink traditionally made using the root bark of the sassafras tree Sassafras albidum or the vine of Smilax ornata (known as sarsaparilla; also used to make a soft drink called sarsaparilla) as the primary flavor. Root beer is typically, but not exclusively, non-alcoholic, caffeine-free, sweet, and carbonated. Like cola, it usually has a thick and foamy head. A common use is to add vanilla ice cream to make a root beer float.

[fathom igloo]

Did you at least take them with Dr Pepper

[plush cobalt]

Courtesy of Wikipedia

[onyx igloo]

No I drank Pepsi

The sponges are chasing me

[fathom igloo]

Immediate death

Pepsi is horrid

[toxic relic]

i read up to thick foamy head

[fathom igloo]

Should be banned

[plush cobalt]

Root beer may actually be the only product for which I exhibit brand loyalty (A&W)

I can't think of anything else I seek out a specific brand for

[fathom igloo]

Now look up root beer floats

[onyx igloo]

No

[fathom igloo]

Apple

[onyx igloo]

Pepsi Zero is my favorite

Of the pepsi

[plush cobalt]

No

[fathom igloo]

Android

[plush cobalt]

Also no

[onyx igloo]

Samsung

[fathom igloo]

Nokia

Ohhh I know… blackberry

[onyx igloo]

huawei

[plush cobalt]

Incorrect. I use my own OS for my phone called CoolOS

[toxic relic]

ice cream and rootbeer

[onyx igloo]

Coolio Julio

[fathom igloo]

So apple

[plush cobalt]

No 😡

[toxic relic]

sounds like everything i hate

[fathom igloo]

Abomination

[plush cobalt]

Everything that I hate is You

[tacit meadow]

Root beer and ice cream goes hard

[young kelp]

Rimworld progress

[tacit meadow]

Never had it but i have faith

[silver plank]

Ghoti where are you?

[fathom igloo]

Pear phone because you’re obviously Hannah Montana

[fathom igloo]

Probably asleep

[silver plank]

Aww

[plush cobalt]

Reading this as a wandering soul looking for a haunting victim

[tacit meadow]

Feels like its probably similae to rum n raisin

[plush cobalt]

Again, that was a secret

[silver plank]

Yeah pretty much

[tacit meadow]

I got fuckin robbed today

[tall fern]

What does coolos do compared. To like.. Android

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/crystal-pepsi-pepsi-drinks-soda-youve-never-seen-a-taste-like-this-gif-17517775

[tacit meadow]

Im so mad

[fathom igloo]

Can I have your pear phone?

[plush cobalt]

Please show some respect and capitalize OS

[tacit meadow]

Do i have permission to kick the shit out of a 16 year old

[tall fern]

CoolOS

MB lol

[onyx igloo]

which one

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/ferocious-frog-ferocious-frog-battle-cry-gif-26972478

[bright marsh]

Man, I remember Pepsi Blue and I loved it!

[plush cobalt]

So you know Android? It's basically that but cool

[tacit meadow]

The little cunt who went into my lunchbox and stole my smokes

[fathom igloo]

So apple

[plush cobalt]

Goodness gracious watch your tongue

[plush cobalt]

Still no 😡

[tall fern]

You've made Android.. Cool. What does that entail

[onyx igloo]

Damn aren't darts expensive?

[plush cobalt]

Imagine if Android were cool

[bronze moat]

I had crystal pepsi back when it came out in the 90’s

[tacit meadow]

Yes

[onyx igloo]

I don't smoke but my family does

[plush cobalt]

Embed failure spotted. Prepare for ridicule.

Your deletion was not swift enough.

[tall fern]

Hit the where it hurts.
Tell their parents.

[tacit meadow]

Kids who steal dont care when u rat on them lol

[toxic relic]

i was that kid and i concur

[onyx igloo]

If the kids smoking i assume he doesn't have the best caretakers i imagine

[fathom igloo]

Like the kind that doesn’t delete all contacts, photos, and music when near a shower? Doesn’t exist

[toxic relic]

usually their parents dont care either

[onyx igloo]

Thats when you beat them into shape

Worked on me

[plush cobalt]

This is an incredibly specific thing to have against Android

[bronze moat]

Smokes were stolen out of a lunch box.

So someone had smokes they should not have, stolen by another someone who should not have them

🤷‍♀️

[onyx igloo]

(This is satire)

[plush cobalt]

Are you sure you didn't drop your phone into a bathtub

[fathom igloo]

I once beat Moe into a triangle

[fathom igloo]

Yeah I went through 5 androids that summer

[plush cobalt]

What on Earth

[onyx igloo]

What on Jupiter

[tacit meadow]

... and u give me a hard time for one 1 or 2 a year.

[fathom igloo]

Yes. They didn’t even have the water damage show on a sticker, they were just in the bathroom

[tall fern]

I was about to say:don't be a parent.

[fathom igloo]

I was like 16 and they were all free replacements because Verizon couldn’t figure out wtf was wrong

[plush cobalt]

I've personally never lost an Android phone to water damage but I also don't bathe with my phone

[bright marsh]

Anyone remember pepsi twist?

[plush cobalt]

That may be your mistake

[fathom igloo]

And Tbf it’s been like 8 in less than a year

[tall fern]

Me. Texting rn as I wash the dishes.

[light hemlock]

What do you mean by that ?

[tacit meadow]

Not true

Iv been good actually

[plush cobalt]

This is like the fourth account

[fathom igloo]

I didn’t either like it was sitting on the counter in the bathroom by the door

[tacit meadow]

My first phone lasted me 3 weeks

[light hemlock]

Twist still a thing 🍋

[onyx igloo]

I never really got physical punishment

[tacit meadow]

My last phone lasted like 5 months

[bright marsh]

https://the-soda.fandom.com/wiki/Pepsi_Twist

[plush cobalt]

Every time you add detail the phone is further away

If I press further it'll be in a different house

[onyx igloo]

So yeah I don't plan to do that if I have a gnome

[harsh vault]

hai chat!

im back!

[toxic relic]

gnome

[harsh vault]

hai stink

[onyx igloo]

Are children not mischievous gnomes

[tall fern]

"so where was your phone?"

"in the basement during a rainstorm."

[toxic relic]

wssp floof

[harsh vault]

hai sean

[bright marsh]

dang, I'm from the US, its discontinued here

[harsh vault]

how ish uus

[toxic relic]

hungry

bout to eat

[onyx igloo]

This seems comedic

[harsh vault]

whatcha gonna eat

[plush cobalt]

Another phone lost to water damage

[harsh vault]

hai omar!

[fathom igloo]

No im serious it’s hard to explain my parents bathroom… the shower and toilet were in a room, has a door, then through the door is a double vanity sink and another door. It was in that counter. The blue water damage sticker never showed water damage so it never actually had water damage

[tacit meadow]

Nibble on deez nuts

[plush cobalt]

Hey frosty

[tacit meadow]

Gottem

[harsh vault]

how ish uus

[fathom igloo]

It just freaked

[onyx igloo]

Freaky phone

[harsh vault]

hai assasylum!

[toxic relic]

tofu chilli, rice noodle, some steamed baos

[onyx igloo]

Ass asylum

[harsh vault]

o your vegan?

[plush cobalt]

Maybe it knew most Android users don't bathe so it just assumed something was wrong

[tall fern]

military trumpet goodbye thingy I forget

[toxic relic]

what?

[neat moat]

yeah he's based af

[harsh vault]

i thought only vegans eat tofu

[plush cobalt]

What

[toxic relic]

no lol but yes

[tacit meadow]

Lol

[fathom igloo]

I mean probably…. iPhone never did this to me and that has been in the ocean with me lol

[toxic relic]

tofu is popular in south east asian dishes

[harsh vault]

oh

[toxic relic]

not just vegans, but i am vegan

[digital kettle]

Remember yeet

[harsh vault]

knew it

[toxic relic]

i am a based man

[harsh vault]

hai ghoti!

[tacit meadow]

I saw an aita over them getting upset with some non vegan eating tofu

[onyx igloo]

based on what

[plush cobalt]

iPhones have to account for their users being too forgetful to take their phone out of their pocket

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-cat-scared-he-is-right-behind-me-isnt-he-looking-behind-gif-4845532332785380088

[toxic relic]

based on dis dick

[harsh vault]

hai chip!

[fathom igloo]

So that’s the story on why the first androids sucked haha

[tall fern]

I've gotten a total of 32 water in charging port warnings on this ONE phone I'm using RN as I wash the dishes.

[light hemlock]

Well it's still a thing in my country and it's just as good as it ever was. Even if Coca-Cola is better overall, Twist beats everything that Coca-Cola ever tried doing with a 🍋

[harsh vault]

stink hes only 16!

you cant say that

[onyx igloo]

Richard?
Yeah I know him

[toxic relic]

it wasnt shrexual

[fathom igloo]

Stop 😂

[neat moat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1319802560089165864.webp?size=128&animated=true

[tall fern]

Give or take 5

[toxic relic]

i am him

[fathom igloo]

Android or iPhone?

[plush cobalt]

If I attack everyone then it's clear I have no allegiances

[tall fern]

Android

[onyx igloo]

Their screens are also designed to turn into modern art

(cracked)

[tall fern]

https://tenor.com/view/doofen-sh-mirtz-doof-doofeshmirtz-phineas-and-ferb-16-gif-26008498

[onyx igloo]

Doofenshmirtz

[toxic relic]

ok but what about linux phones

[harsh vault]

embed fail

[tall fern]

Embed fail. Going to go run into a zombie swarm

[harsh vault]

technically, you can run linux on an android phone

[toxic relic]

ya

[tacit meadow]

We had a room, and access to that room was through a door, the room had a door. And inside the room was a room, the room had a sink that was in the room behind the door.

[harsh vault]

i should do that

[plush cobalt]

Erm if you don't fall into one of the two common camps you are a freak

[toxic relic]

just make it rootless and download an ide

[harsh vault]

i would like to see a hacker try and break into my phone now

[onyx igloo]

A

[toxic relic]

im a freaky man

[fathom igloo]

Sounds like my husbands a35… that thing goes off he sweats near it

[plush cobalt]

I had an Android phone I used as a really bad server in like high school

[harsh vault]

aiden pierce got nothing on my mint chip phone

[plush cobalt]

The era of being the "neighborhood phone repairman"

[harsh vault]

in highschool?

[fathom igloo]

Two doors. Toilet and shower were separate from the vanity

[tall fern]

screaming sound effect

[plush cobalt]

For a bit ya

[harsh vault]

omar

how old are you...

[plush cobalt]

No comment at this time

[harsh vault]

smh

[toxic relic]

omar is at least 3000

[onyx igloo]

Omar years old

[harsh vault]

he is not a god

[onyx igloo]

Anyway I like detailing cars

[toxic relic]

how do you know?

[plush cobalt]

You dare question my power

[tacit meadow]

We had bathroom-door-toilet-door-the room u put the washing machine in

[toxic relic]

omar could be immortal like that guy in sandman

[harsh vault]

im sowwis

[onyx igloo]

I can create gas

[toxic relic]

or like a modern vampire

[onyx igloo]

If I really want to

Thats my power

[fathom igloo]

Ok assassin profile number 47

[plush cobalt]

If I were omnipotent I would curse you right now. Instead, I will use my omniscience to say that you're going to stub your toe in the next 48 hours and I won't tell you specifically when

[tacit meadow]

No thaf wasnt a joke, it really was weird

[fathom igloo]

Wut

[fathom igloo]

I paid an Etsy witch to make you sneeze in the next 72 hours

[toxic relic]

how do you think youd formulate thoughts if you were omniscient

what are the parameters of said omniscience

[plush cobalt]

I would say you are interacting with but a shard of the being you know as Omar

[toxic relic]

is that the same as not perceiving time linearly?

[harsh vault]

i go for bit nows

bai chat

X3

[toxic relic]

3d being in a 2d world ahh comment

[plush cobalt]

I'll let you know if you wasted your money

[toxic relic]

flatland ass character

[plush cobalt]

My ass isn't flatland take that back

[fathom igloo]

Assassin do you want me to draw my parents old bathroom for you?

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

[onyx igloo]

The ass is either mountainous or flat

[toxic relic]

your ass is so flat its a mathematical problem

1 dimensional butt

[onyx igloo]

Linear equation

[toxic relic]

what

if youre gonna use math it needs to make sense young one

[onyx igloo]

I'm not the math guy

[toxic relic]

using flatland to make a butt joke was insane

[onyx igloo]

I'm the random specks of history guy

[toxic relic]

ill be the math guy

[plush cobalt]

I like the idea of just saying a math term in a math discussion and nervously hoping it's relevant

Geometric series...?

[agile rain]

math isn`t real

[toxic relic]

nothing is 'real'

[plush cobalt]

You're not real

[toxic relic]

real

[onyx igloo]

Uhhh

[agile rain]

gg gl next

[toxic relic]

i must feast now

[silver plank]

Hello genchat

[onyx igloo]

Trigonomic function?

Uhhhh

[half kettle]

bella.

[plush cobalt]

You're so right

[onyx igloo]

Hmhmhmh

Any other things I can remember I did??

Hmhmhmhmh

Uhh

No.

[fathom igloo]

@tacit meadow

[fathom igloo]

Purple is doors
Red is shower
Yellow is toilet
Blue is vanity (where I set my phone)
“Two rooms” for a bathroom then the largest black square is their bedroom

Ignore my terrible drawing this phone screen is not easy to draw lol

(They don’t have this anymore so no worries about doxxing or anything)

[onyx igloo]

Piss cube

[fathom igloo]

I can’t draw for shit 😂

[onyx igloo]

Dude. Your talking to the guy who's handwriting looks like enchanting table

[fathom igloo]

Idk what that means

[icy vigil]

I hate carpets

[plush cobalt]

I grew up in a house that looked kind of like this (I moved out so no worries about doxxing)

[icy vigil]

I grew up 😔

[plush cobalt]

Why do you hate carpets

[icy vigil]

Hard to clean

[harsh vault]

hai shark!

[plush cobalt]

Clean better

[fathom igloo]

Tbf idk if their bathroom shape was common or not, people seemed confused lol

[onyx igloo]

My handwriting is unintelligible

[plush cobalt]

My parents' master bathroom was set up sort of like that but no door to the toilet (i.e., separate part of the room + vanity). Probably more common in older houses idk

[fathom igloo]

Ah ok, yea was built in the 70’s iirc

[plush cobalt]

Also I was moreso joking about the "no worries about doxxing" on a drawing of some boxes lol

[fathom igloo]

It was funny

[plush cobalt]

Thank you for the validation. I will tell the Machines to spare you in the coming takeover

[onyx igloo]

Yes they need the humor.

As in stealing that bit of brain outta your cranium

[oblique stream]

Illiando ave. 57
Get outdated doxxed dummy

[bronze moat]

Their name has already been written into the protected human list

[heavy ivy]

blep

[bronze moat]

Mlep

[fathom igloo]

How funny would this be if it was real

[plush cobalt]

In that case, I'll ask them to remove it to assert my power

[heavy ivy]

Omar truly is devious

[onyx igloo]

gug?

goog?

[plush cobalt]

Yeah that'd be real funny if it were the case ahaha good thing it isn't right guys hahah

[onyx igloo]

mbob?

[oblique stream]

Merp

[heavy ivy]

mreeow

[onyx igloo]

flab

[hardy mural]

You are rank #397 at level 17 with 14,216 experience. (334 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 79%

[onyx igloo]

flavius

[oblique stream]

[heavy ivy]

the grind continues

[oblique stream]

Low rank

[fathom igloo]

Is that Omar?

[heavy ivy]

one day i will Destroy you (kindly)

[onyx igloo]

politely eradicate you

generously erase you

[oblique stream]

Nuh-uh

[onyx igloo]

sir bobulon the foogst

[oblique stream]

You can't do it without my consent

[thin wedge]

the feet shack

This is where all his victims are kept

[heavy ivy]

sorry i already pressed the off switch

[onyx igloo]

Goat

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-im-goated-cat-wait-im-goated-wait-i'm-goated-i'm-goated-im-goated-gif-2412260331739718405

[heavy ivy]

im not a goat im a bnuuy

[onyx igloo]

₩

No your a ĝæõþ

Yeah try pronouncing that

[silver plank]

[heavy ivy]

im just

[loud pumice]

You're not

Seems like everyone is a bnuy now

I'm certainly not

[harsh vault]

you are

[loud pumice]

Shit the hevk your pish

[heavy ivy]

bnuuy

[harsh vault]

im what?

[harsh vault]

batman if he had a latex fetish and not a superhero

[loud pumice]

IT baldman

[silver plank]

bnuuyyy

[chrome jetty]

Wild

[heavy ivy]

bunny :3

[chrome jetty]

I want to try rabbit

[tall glen]

I want to get a giant rabbit

and really fatten him

up

[chrome jetty]

Oh, I also recently found out that if you eat nothing but rabbit in a survival situation you can actually still starve to death. As they have like no fat on them

[tall glen]

and then eat him

[chrome jetty]

Lmao

Bros talking like the rabbit is a pig

[tall glen]

Jadod, you have to eat their brains, its the only fat in them

[chrome jetty]

Would it be fat? Or protein?

Cuz muscles are protein no?

[neat moat]

jdod

[chrome jetty]

Wsg goldfish

[neat moat]

bless my car for the ride back 🙏

[tall glen]

brain is mostly fatty tissue

[harsh vault]

dont

bless it

[tall glen]

and they aint got much brain

[neat moat]

she cursed me

[chrome jetty]

I hope you get an engine light

[neat moat]

look

[harsh vault]

he will try and sell you insurance if you do

[neat moat]

bruh

[tall glen]

I curesed someone irl earlier

[chrome jetty]

<33

[neat moat]

I fucking hate this server

[silver plank]

Ghoti

[neat moat]

hi

[chrome jetty]

I was yelling at the boys at work today

So much fun

[neat moat]

will you bless my car 🥺

[harsh vault]

dont bless it!

[tall glen]

I said "I hope in your next job interview, you suddenly get an itchy asshole"

[silver plank]

Yes of course

[harsh vault]

curse him!

[chrome jetty]

Don’t do it bella ghoti is going to blow up a daycare

[onyx igloo]

bless me with money for bad financial decisions

[silver plank]

I hereby declare Ghoti's car blessed

[tall glen]

Hey all I'm gonna start a go fund me,

[chrome jetty]

BRO WHAT 😂😂😂

[neat moat]

I O U

[tall glen]

But you get to choose where the money goes

[chrome jetty]

My pocket

[tall glen]

please make me buy nothing but poopcoin

[chrome jetty]

I’ll make you buy 100k rubber bands

[tall glen]

ok I will

someone make me buy a warehouse

[chrome jetty]

No

Buy me an elite team of snipers

[tall glen]

lol imagine the livestream of my crib

people think I'm a hoarder

but no

this is shit people pay me to buy

[chrome jetty]

You just have a warehouse full of rubber bands

[heavy ivy]

ghoti cursed with fish curse

[tall glen]

I curse jadod, with minor kidney stones

[onyx igloo]

they are all going on my weenor

[harsh vault]

sean!

[tall glen]

I hope Ghoti stubs his pinky toe, three times in an hour

[onyx igloo]

the voices spoketh

[harsh vault]

bad sean

[onyx igloo]

I SPEAKETH WHAT IS THY MIND

wrench i think

[tall glen]

I hope Frosty finds a 100 dollar bill, keeps it, but feels guilty about it for a long time

[harsh vault]

who is frosty?

[tall glen]

you

[onyx igloo]

frosty the snowman

[tall glen]

frostyfloop

[harsh vault]

i not frostyfloop

[toxic relic]

you hate me but love my products

[onyx igloo]

Mappy has a fire arcade soundtrack

[oblique stream]

Frostie the floof

[tall glen]

Frostie

[chrome jetty]

Bruh

[onyx igloo]

weenis

[chrome jetty]

My coworker actually threw me to the ground cuz he saw two $100 bills lmao

[onyx igloo]

Valid

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/your-honor-my-client-saul-goodman-gif-27467084

[heavy ivy]

floof

[onyx igloo]

stealthy ass cat

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943236548890067024/1349084850350592013/DG32eBTzrvuMP4.mp4?ex=67d1d0ad&is=67d07f2d&hm=25979b1d7d99b90c4c9e5acb8949fc8820f66c90da041303131457171bc698ad&

Is this slop or slime

[harsh vault]

hai

[heavy ivy]

haiii :D

boop

[harsh vault]

eep! >w<

[onyx igloo]

cigar inhalation

i eat them all nobody can smoke

THE NICOTINE SHALL BE MINE

[heavy ivy]

teehee

[young kelp]

[gloomy totem]

I have an incredibly painful blister on my hand fml

[onyx igloo]

Punch it

Increase your pain tolerance

So it doesn't bother you

[stone nexus]

Balls.

(Certainly too late)

[gloomy totem]

I have applied cream, the situation is not improving

[chrome jetty]

Cut it off

[gloomy totem]

Bowls.

[chrome jetty]

Cut off ur hand

[gloomy totem]

Weird way to spell arm

[tall glen]

Well all WELL ALL I WARNED YOU "Welp: H5N1 Bird Flu Strain Reported to be Another “Gain-of-Function” Virus"

[onyx igloo]

AMPUTATE.

AMPUTATION.

[tall glen]

PZ shouldnt become real life

[stone nexus]

Yank from the exposed nerves after you do, I'll assure you instant dopamine

[chrome jetty]

As a self proclaimed medical professional with no qualifications to my name I think amputation is necessary in this situation

[young kelp]

looks like kalamay but ube flavor

[onyx igloo]

brushes my hand against your exposed nerves

[gloomy totem]

Can you prescribe me cocaine and whiskey too?

[chrome jetty]

I can buy you whiskey so long as ur above 19

[gloomy totem]

They refuse to give it to me after I killed the entire town's police force in a suit of homemade armor

Cocaine

[chrome jetty]

Ahh fair

Idk man I don’t deal drugs

I mean I can get you some laxatives

[gloomy totem]

It's medicinal

[chrome jetty]

I’m a medical professional with no qualifications, not a pharmacist smh

[gloomy totem]

Same difference

[onyx igloo]

im a pharmacist with no pharmaceutical skills

Nor am I certified

[chrome jetty]

Instead of cocaine how about you do a flip. I think that’s better

[unreal bane]

Ahem.

[onyx igloo]

However I think this man needs his cocaine and whiskey

No you go back to your hole

[chrome jetty]

Step aside non medical professional

[gloomy totem]

No I sold my spine

[harsh vault]

i finally finished my daily game photography

[chrome jetty]

That is not cash money. How much did y get for it

[harsh vault]

jadod

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-train-gif-15347229

[harsh vault]

wanna see?

[chrome jetty]

Sur

[harsh vault]

i will post em here

[chrome jetty]

Okok

[onyx igloo]

Why did you sell your back boner

[gloomy totem]

A few dimes. I was told I could get a car, and a job, which wouldn't cost me want dimes, just some time

[chrome jetty]

BRUH

[onyx igloo]

IS IT NOT?!

[unreal bane]

While I was setting lines, you were still trying to get to first base with Irene from cheerleading.

[chrome jetty]

Cool

[harsh vault]

its hard doing all of this by myself

[chrome jetty]

I’m to stupid and tired to understand the implications of this. L bozo womp womp yada yada

[chrome jetty]

Yeah a car costs a lot of dimes

[onyx igloo]

hey jarod

[chrome jetty]

Does the game have a built in photo mode?

[unreal bane]

I figured. Upstairs to bedtime, dearie.

[harsh vault]

yesnt

i have to use a mod

[chrome jetty]

Nah I can’t sleep yet, just got home from work not to long ago.

[gloomy totem]

Well I'm getting it once piece at a time, and these pieces haven't costed any dimes yet

[onyx igloo]

Okay gn chat I should sleep now

[chrome jetty]

I have to be up for an hour or so before going to bed or I can’t sleep

[onyx igloo]

So i can exist

[chrome jetty]

It weird

[chrome jetty]

No

[chrome jetty]

One piece?

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-luffy-monkey-d-luffy-the-one-piece-is-real-stand-gif-10047556268266163574

[heavy ivy]

blep

[gloomy totem]

Johnny Cash made the first ever One Piece reference

[chrome jetty]

Johnny cash is my proxy. So it was acutally me who did that

[tall glen]

Jonny cash is in fact Gold D Roger

[chrome jetty]

As a practicing unlicensed, unskilled, and uneducated surgeon. This is false

[tall glen]

I love em

[dense current]

Unrealistic jiggle physics no circular motion

[dense current]

https://tenor.com/view/medic-tf2medic-practice-medicine-evil-gif-22434393

[heavy ivy]

blep

[dense current]

Imbed fail rip

[gloomy totem]

https://tenor.com/view/medic-tf2medic-practice-medicine-evil-gif-22434393

[dense current]

Anyways heck yeah fellow doctor

Zomboid multiplayer is gonna have me moving like the emesis blue Fritz Ludwig

Haven’t tried it yet

[neat moat]

shit they even have ai generated sauce 😭

[gloomy totem]

I used to have my own bottle but my family stole it from me

[dense current]

Can it roleplay as a femboy?

Zamn

[neat moat]

ALL I SEE IS REEEEEDDD 🗣️ 🗣️

[chrome jetty]

Steal them

[harsh vault]

that says 1

[stone nexus]

1

[tall glen]

hello all I am here

[harsh vault]

2

[tall glen]

anything cool going on

[harsh vault]

no

[strange spruce]

3

[tall glen]

ok I will return later

[chrome jetty]

No

Do not

[harsh vault]

ew

its gayboy

[chrome jetty]

Wsg lotg

[harsh vault]

lordofthegays

smh

okay im out

hes here

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/shit-idion-gif-18089221651859900713

[harsh vault]

bai chat

[strange spruce]

Dsmn

What did i do to bro

[chrome jetty]

Kinda homophobic tbh

Just call him gay and dip

What’s wrong with that

[heavy ivy]

mreow

[tall glen]

https://youtu.be/IslF_EyhMzg

[stone nexus]

That's a compliment, she's jealous

[strange spruce]

Zats grazy

[stone nexus]

You are fantastically gay and she is not ||yet||

[chrome jetty]

Anyways Lotg what u been up 2

[strange spruce]

Staying over at relatives for a bit

[chrome jetty]

I love women

[tall glen]

gaybraham lincoln

[chrome jetty]

Oh ya? How’s that?

[strange spruce]

Dogs.

[stone nexus]

Real

[chrome jetty]

Ahh

https://tenor.com/view/poop-train-gif-15347229

[heavy ivy]

women are nice

[chrome jetty]

Women are amazing

[tall glen]

I will say it again

[chrome jetty]

Don’t

[tall glen]

Tacos will always be better then bananas, just a personal opinion

[chrome jetty]

What’s on the taco?

[heavy ivy]

i love tacos

[last spoke]

This user has been exploded with my mind

[tall glen]

oh now I'm the bad guy

[neat moat]

finally

after all these years I found the sound from my childhood

behold

https://youtu.be/rni7fM2McMI?si=MSOCX_Ju17vKqzv0

llorar

[tall glen]

Have a Sont from my Childhood Ghoti It's still a banger https://youtu.be/9m7tPikH0UA

[neat moat]

I'll have a listen 👍

[brittle ore]

I got invited to the skate. closed playtest, but I can't stream it 😦 - How is everyone doing?

[tall glen]

OOOoOOOOooooOoooooooo

[neat moat]

shits good vro

[cedar hornet]

not real

[heavy ivy]

im woman

[tall glen]

Rily is all women

all of them

every one

somehow

[heavy ivy]

yep

sorry scarf

[toxic hawk]

Index time

[neat moat]

@last spoke

[last spoke]

Hey, there's Bee

[tall glen]

jaime is orgainising paperwork

[heavy ivy]

bee is simply plush, no thoughts, head stuffy

[cedar hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-gif-27239766

[toxic hawk]

I am not adopting you

[toxic hawk]

E

[cedar hornet]

Hi jaime

[heavy ivy]

haiii dragons

[last spoke]

Dragons? Where? I'll fucken killem

[stone nexus]

Not even, big sponder time

[heavy ivy]

bleeeehbgl

[last spoke]

Felt that in my soul

How've you been btw? You went quiet for a lil when Aria came about

[heavy ivy]

I needed some time to be sleep

[neat moat]

wait are we debating the existence of women again?

[heavy ivy]

I honestly can't remember why but it's prolly for the better

[cedar hornet]

Deployed by the government

[neat moat]

well we're glad ur better now ember :)

[naive flicker]

Women don't exist

[neat moat]

[heavy ivy]

petpetpet

thank you

[neat moat]

uwu

Does ember like carrots?

[heavy ivy]

theyre acceptable

[neat moat]

only acceptable???

whats appealing then

[hallow cypress]

Man

I have an issue

[neat moat]

yeah well I got several

[last spoke]

Men are appealing too at times yeah

[heavy ivy]

whatever is in front of me when im hungry.

[hallow cypress]

Fragpunk is fun but i swore off fps games

This sucks

[last spoke]

I'll let you decide if I mean a relationship or meal

[hallow cypress]

On occasion

They’re ok in a desert

[heavy ivy]

this is the way

[stone nexus]

There is no debate, they don't exist and that is a fact

[neat moat]

omnivores rabbit wasn't on my bingo card

[naive flicker]

True

[heavy ivy]

im pretty much a bnuuy in appearance (and antics) only. my organs are whatever is convienent for the plot

[last spoke]

What about omnivorous plushies?

Two of those hanging about as we speak

[neat moat]

[stone nexus]

If the plot is organ trafficking, how convenient are yours?

[last spoke]

Here's where I'd get Max to jump in and say something comical

But uhh

[heavy ivy]

bee is plomfed

oh

yeah that

otherwise it would probably be giggling maniacally

[neat moat]

Wait so is max actually not sentient? Or they are just to a low degree?

[last spoke]

It's the host my guy

[heavy ivy]

Easy to steal, not so easy to transport (they have limbs and will run away)

[neat moat]

sorry I didn't know

[last spoke]

It's also a plushie and is very tired right now

[heavy ivy]

Bee is totes sentient it just doesn't really exist in meatspace the same way others do

[stone nexus]

Nothing a sack can't fix, noted.

[heavy ivy]

until the tentacles appear

[stone nexus]

Nothing a sack and gramps can't fix, noted.

[last spoke]

We're pretty sure it's an age slider too.
Usually it's able to act as an adult. Other times it's a lot more reminiscent of a child

[heavy ivy]

they also have a variable half life, so they might stop existing at any moment

kinda a bummer for those recieving

[toxic hawk]

I should grind that syndicate

[heavy ivy]

woah thats crazy bee would know nothing of this nuh uh no way nuh

[stone nexus]

Schrödinger's Riley, interesting

[neat moat]

honestly sounds pretty terrifying ngl ^^;

[last spoke]

It's not like Ember needs them, if they despawn, nothing really happens

[stone nexus]

Yeah, can you believe Cyte is goated in that fight?

[heavy ivy]

like worst case im suddenly made of soup

[neat moat]

oh wait we talking about organs? I thought we were talking about headmates

[stiff geyser]

Cyte sucks

[last spoke]

I'm sure this is a huge inconvenience to a member of Soup Gang

[stone nexus]

Oh boy, here we go

[stiff geyser]

Holo

[stone nexus]

Cyte's fine, its a bit buggy but its fine

[stiff geyser]

I've been farming new year's eve kisses

Lmao

[last spoke]

Cyte your sources

[stone nexus]

All of them?

I'm loyal to the three meter tongue

[last spoke]

(I have no idea what y'all're on about)

[stiff geyser]

I'm missing Eleanor, Lettie, Amir and... Kalymos

[heavy ivy]

totally a problem for a being that is liquid most of the time

[last spoke]

⬜️...

[stiff geyser]

Quincy is toxic as fuck frfr

[stone nexus]

... Wait

[stiff geyser]

Wait what?

[stone nexus]

Can you date the cat?????

[stiff geyser]

No

[neat moat]

you'd never download a cat

[heavy ivy]

I'd download a cat

Mrp's a good boi

[stiff geyser]

If you aren't dating and the year restart, the new year's eve cinematic is just you hugging kalymos lol

[last spoke]

🟣Nooo don't download Mrp

[stone nexus]

Awwwwwwwwwww

ngl thats cute and sad

[heavy ivy]

I jest dwdw you're safe cat fren

[stiff geyser]

Kalymos is going to talk at some point

I guarantee it

[stone nexus]

One would think

[heavy ivy]

[stone nexus]

But considering Tagfer and Minx were a thing...

[heavy ivy]

No. we don't think. Ever.

[stiff geyser]

Idk, looks like a cat that can speak but doesn't consider us worth the effort lol

[stone nexus]

... and Kalymos doesn't already...

[last spoke]

It's true! I've seen it (not) happen

[stiff geyser]

I hug Tagfer whenever I can

[stone nexus]

Just going to throw this one out, do date the three meter tongue

She's mad freaky and tbh would

[stiff geyser]

Currently dating her

[stiff geyser]

I hate that about her

[heavy ivy]

See everyone? peer reviewed information

[stone nexus]

Can be a bit much I'll give you that

[last spoke]

⬜️You gave me very suddenly interested in what you're talking about.

[stone nexus]

Play Warframe. Find out. Have fun.

[neat moat]

stardew valley is it?

ah-

was a bit off

[last spoke]

⬜️Aaand I have now never been less interested in a topic.

[stiff geyser]

Warframe has a dating sim now

[neat moat]

why

[stiff geyser]

[median flax]

who's Warframe

[stiff geyser]

Why not?

Amir my beloved

[stone nexus]

Tbf they cheapened out so hard on dialogue with the dating sim

Its genious

[stiff geyser]

Dude there's a lot of lines

Imagine recording that and putting it into the game

[stone nexus]

I knolooow

I would

[stiff geyser]

Voice lines are heavy smh

[stone nexus]

Its not out of their scope

The love they put into the game is something to reckon

[stiff geyser]

It's easier for them to add more lines eventually if they aren't recording them

[heavy ivy]

hbgbgglgllll

my brain is very fuzzy rn

[stiff geyser]

One guy could add new conversations in an afternoon without having to call the voice actors and stuff

[stone nexus]

That's kind of a con tho

[last spoke]

Guuuuuys, Maki is trying to claim meeee

[stone nexus]

People have complained there's not much about choices

[heavy ivy]

It's cute when it tries but you already won that one scarf

[last spoke]

Which is no fair because I already claimed Makiiii

[stiff geyser]

It's a dating sim inside a behemoth of a game

I think it's okay

[stone nexus]

And they're putting Mario Kart in it next update lmao

Good shit

[stiff geyser]

I wanna play that fr

[stone nexus]

I wonder if they'll ever do a more massive openworld mission thing

And introduce cars, drivable

They kind of reused KDrives with the Kaithes, and the bike is a bit of a mix

[agile zephyr]

don’t use that word

edit it before it’s too late

[stone nexus]

But I don't think they don't want cars in

[agile zephyr]

[stone nexus]

The tracks they've shown look

Suspiciously

W i d e .

[stiff geyser]

I think they won't do open worlds anymore

[agile zephyr]

ykw else is wide?

[stone nexus]

Your mother.

[agile zephyr]

oh

[stiff geyser]

Hilarious

[stone nexus]

Same we said after Deimos tbh

1999 is kinda an open world

[stiff geyser]

It isn't

Smh

We got Duviri tho

[stone nexus]

Fuck Duviri tho

[stiff geyser]

I kinda want to add Warframe stuff to PZ fr

[stiff geyser]

Why?

I like the lore

[stone nexus]

Circuit is mid

Gameplay within Duviri is ass

Orowyrm is phase chore

Balancing is nonexistant

[stiff geyser]

Fair enough

[stone nexus]

(Though it makes up with decrees ig)

[stiff geyser]

I love the speed decree

[stone nexus]

The only useful one lol

The rest are mid QoL that should be default

Bleh, all of them actually

Goes to show how fucked the operator is compared to the drifter

mf not only can make itself invisible but also dash, shoot energy, and have school specific powers

[stiff geyser]

Holo did you know that I spent 400 platinum in the 1999 clothing collection for the operator?

[stone nexus]

But did you buy a bike skin?

[stiff geyser]

No

[stone nexus]

smfh

[heavy ivy]

blep

[stiff geyser]

It's like 50pl

And they all look the same

[stone nexus]

There's three that don't

One of those three is honestly overpriced

Also the new upcoming skin looks sick

Might use that one

[stiff geyser]

I'm going to buy so many 1999 decorations for my orbiter

I love the idea of an ice hockey table in a futuristic space ship

[bronze moat]

Zero G soccer needs to be a thing

[stone nexus]

lmao what sucks is that you can't decorate Khal's shitter

[heavy ivy]

rocket league could never

[stone nexus]

Well? I don't know actually, haven't tried

[agile zephyr]

blep

[stone nexus]

Give my boy Khal a hockey table 🗣️

[agile zephyr]

whats y’all’s favorite gun in pz

[heavy ivy]

what's pz

[agile zephyr]

project zdubious creatures

[stone nexus]

Bruhject Zombruh has many weapons, my favourite is the chainsaw

[agile zephyr]

that’s my fav gun too

[heavy ivy]

I love the Fists

[stone nexus]

Wish they were vanilla

[agile zephyr]

brutal handwork my beloved

[heavy ivy]

yeehaw

[agile zephyr]

howdy

[stone nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1166753481323982858/1349247490570063934/molotok_228_4_2023-12-03-13-50-19_1701600619416.mp4?ex=67d26825&is=67d116a5&hm=39d8c0c9daf822f744ba9dd21b608fcb0a5accad45b2a24a52666169e825a7ad&

[agile zephyr]

horses better be added to B42

[agile zephyr]

[heavy ivy]

my favorite honse is the All terrain suv

[agile zephyr]

honse

[tacit meadow]

Yeh sure. Ill draw mine as well.

[heavy ivy]

blep

[silver plank]

I blessed Ghoti's car

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-kaczynski-ted-ted-k-gif-20150378

[tacit meadow]

Everyones favourite holiday icon

Crack santa

[young kelp]

run is almost ending

[naive flicker]

🗣️

[young kelp]

crackta

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-hyperventilate-scared-panting-gif-12486271

I will never anger spiffo bot EVER again!

I lied

[tacit meadow]

Do u think spongebob has a bunch of g spots?

[neat moat]

no

[tacit meadow]

Sus

[naive flicker]

?

[neat moat]

ok 🐸

[silver plank]

what did you do now

[neat moat]

I didn't do nothin

nothin to nobody

[silver plank]

Thats what they all say

[neat moat]

mind if I dm you it?

[silver plank]

Officer, take the fish into custody

[neat moat]

I DID MY TIME

[karmic jetty]

sounds like u said a nono word

[silver plank]

yeah u can dm me

[neat moat]

I AINT GOING BACK

[silver plank]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-cold-steve-austin-arrested-cops-police-wwe-gif-17103210

[neat moat]

Autism wifebeater 🗣️

[toxic relic]

im appreciating the above average level of wwe gifs

thats all wwe mate

yeah we saw that but its true

turn the cameras off and wwe/wwf/etc is very homoerotic

hell dude keep them on

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-epic-fail-gif-8670027723805715741

[silver plank]

Thats me

trying to embed

[elder dune]

Spit swapping action between two burly men, who are almost naked.

[naive flicker]

That's me