general_chat

[frail shadow]

it’s such an odd thing to care about

[worldly forum]

don't put your head in the sand

[plush cobalt]

Certainly valid to be fearful of being in America

[worldly forum]

it's a likely possibility

[harsh vault]

everything is a possibility if the majority says yes

[neat moat]

I wonder how this will all end

[frail shadow]

nuclear annihilation

[harsh vault]

trans painted nuke sent to america

[worldly forum]

hopefully me settling down in germany with mr.boyfriend

[heavy ivy]

i want to Leave

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[heavy ivy]

fuck i'd take the knox event over this

Balls.

[harsh vault]

come to canada!

[frail shadow]

the US cant really be trusted unfortunately

[stone nexus]

🤝

[worldly forum]

canada isn't

much greater

[harsh vault]

it is for now

[plush cobalt]

Oh wait they already did it

[worldly forum]

in the scheme of things

[neat moat]

Doomer hours in gen 😔

[plush cobalt]

That "doesn't sound like it'll happen" message aged very poorly very quickly

[fathom igloo]

Texas HB 3817

[worldly forum]

hhhh....

[harsh vault]

deadass?

[silver plank]

no cap fr fr

[plush cobalt]

I'd send the news article but this is already "politics"

[harsh vault]

dm me it

[worldly forum]

i would say "people need to be more informed" but i typically hide from news for my mental health

[turbid thorn]

@frail shadow this is true, hell we dont trust our neighbors anymore (American)

[plush cobalt]

But it's a major outlet, reporting that passports with 'X' for the gender were denied in January of this year. Dunno whether it's still the case

[neat moat]

dm

[worldly forum]

i guess it's "people need to be more informed if they're gonna say it's not gonna happen"

[harsh vault]

i asked first

[neat moat]

bite me

actually don't

[fathom igloo]

Just search this

[frail shadow]

neither does europe

insulting allies isn’t really smart

[fathom igloo]

This bill would make it completely illegal

[neat moat]

[harsh vault]

illegal to be trans

whats next

[fathom igloo]

Yes.

[harsh vault]

illegal to be gay?

[worldly forum]

we're lowly citizens, we can insult whoever we want

[worldly forum]

yes

[harsh vault]

smh

[worldly forum]

they're already thinking of overruling the bill

[turbid thorn]

@frail shadow ..... your next door neighbor......beside your house

[worldly forum]

overrturning

i think

[harsh vault]

what is america trying to do 😔

[fathom igloo]

Idk how much I’m allowed to go in to. Don’t want to get in trouble.

[burnt kite]

whats next? alcohol ban?

[plush cobalt]

Undo progress

[worldly forum]

facism

but anyway im done

[harsh vault]

this is 1939

[frail shadow]

oops

[burnt kite]

what is the entire world trying to do?

[harsh vault]

evolve

[burnt kite]

we are definetly getting fallout'd

[harsh vault]

we are so getting annexed

[frail shadow]

you’re canadian ?

[harsh vault]

yeah

[worldly forum]

in other news rick astley posted a cover of pink pony club

[turbid thorn]

@harsh vault one of us............one of us .............one of us

[worldly forum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF26QG9he4

[burnt kite]

thats actually crazy

he looks like capaldi if he was younger

[worldly forum]

fAITH IS AVAILIBLE FOR THE NINTENDO SWITCH

YIPPEE

[neat moat]

I ated your switch

[worldly forum]

mind you im not gonna play it because its tooooo scarry...

[plush cobalt]

I always had faith in the nintendo switch

[woven eagle]

shit

[worldly forum]

i didnt i fucking hate that thing

[plush cobalt]

I knew switch 2 would redeem it

[worldly forum]

i have a launch day switch and its disgusting

[burnt kite]

i find it incredibly disappointing, that all we get is just a new switch

[worldly forum]

it completely botched tears of the kingdom

[burnt kite]

instead of a new innovation

[worldly forum]

which is a beautiful game

[plush cobalt]

What did you expect the nintendo vers or something

[fathom igloo]

Magnets

[burnt kite]

idk

wii 2?

[narrow rune]

Hello OMAR! OMAR! OMAR! (Omar?$

[burnt kite]

with peepee tracking device

[plush cobalt]

Hi Moe from the Internet

[worldly forum]

nah they tried with the wii u

[narrow rune]

Who

[worldly forum]

and failed

[narrow rune]

I'm from the interwebs

[fathom igloo]

Omar what phone do you use?

[plush cobalt]

Oh my bad I forgot to block you for this

[plush cobalt]

One that works thanks

[narrow rune]

I ate the block button sorry

[harsh vault]

omar has an nda for his phone i bet

[fathom igloo]

Android or iPhone? Is it smart?

[plush cobalt]

It is not intelligent. It is a machine. It does my bidding well, and that is all it is good for.

[harsh vault]

you gamble?

[burnt kite]

everyone gambles

[fathom igloo]

Ok so what is it and how often do you upgrade?

[harsh vault]

i dont

[burnt kite]

gambling is fun

[plush cobalt]

If I were a betting man I'd say not everyone gambles

[harsh vault]

gambling is bad

[plush cobalt]

It's a phone & idk not on a regular schedule at all

[young kelp]

fuck you mean best pen, this is a kill box

[plush cobalt]

I upgrade when I want to

[narrow rune]

I'm doing a 12 page essay on the effects of gambling

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[young kelp]

guess my colony is eating horse tonight

[fathom igloo]

When was your last upgrade?

[neat moat]

You can be really mean sometimes

[plush cobalt]

Good luck filling out 12 pages when there are no negatives whatsoever

[plush cobalt]

What kind of consumer survey is this

[plush cobalt]

And?

[harsh vault]

i actually like glasses

[fathom igloo]

Ugh

[narrow rune]

The starting sentence WILL be "99% of gamblers win big. This is true."

[stone nexus]

Do you want extra fries for one ninety nine?

[burnt kite]

rimworld kazakhstan dlc

[fathom igloo]

Evasive

[plush cobalt]

Okay I'm rooting for your essay now

[harsh vault]

is borat a mini boss

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/asuna-gif-23783230

[plush cobalt]

You knew this would be the case as soon as you asked me a question

[narrow rune]

Well does this mean I'm cursed

[plush cobalt]

Yeah sorry

[burnt kite]

its a special pawn, like tynan sylvester

[fathom igloo]

Ugh

[harsh vault]

woah!

hai moe!

[heavy ivy]

blep

[harsh vault]

riley!

boop

[fathom igloo]

Paging serious Omar

[narrow rune]

Okay well it's about gambling, that cancels out the bad luck

[plush cobalt]

Give me a reason to bring him out and we'll consider

[agile zephyr]

gambling

yay

[young kelp]

There are possible news of a new DLC coming up

[neat moat]

boop

[heavy ivy]

w<<

[burnt kite]

imo, fack is the only good song that eminem has ever made

[agile zephyr]

well well well

[fathom igloo]

Because

[plush cobalt]

I'll gamble on your essay score

[heavy ivy]

double booped aaahhh

[agile zephyr]

it’s my least favorite omar

[harsh vault]

ghoti you keep stealing my lines

[plush cobalt]

Who are you.

[young kelp]

the devs were asking if people knew how to draw a space background for a price

[narrow rune]

I do that with every single assignment I'm very experienced with this topic

[young kelp]

people already suspecting its 5th dlc

[agile zephyr]

your arch nemesis

[burnt kite]

i hope its gonna be something good, anomaly felt like a VE mod, no offense

[neat moat]

My manufacturing date proceeds yours so take the L

[agile zephyr]

mwahahaha

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/kafka-gif-16774727124883199130

[plush cobalt]

Oh, right, bullseye boy. I thought you died in episode 3 or something

[narrow rune]

4*

[harsh vault]

ghoti, you better be nice

[agile zephyr]

somehow i returned

[narrow rune]

3 was the shopping episode

Silly Omar

[plush cobalt]

Oh yeah, I remember that

[burnt kite]

zoo wee mama

[neat moat]

flick

[floral fiber]

[harsh vault]

fuck you

[narrow rune]

I'm waiting for the Omar beach episode where he ||starts a sand castle war||

[plush cobalt]

The writers are really reaching with this one

[neat moat]

oh

[agile zephyr]

I AM SYEVE

[neat moat]

didn't expect that reaction

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/chair-hit-throw-rigby-gif-17178150

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-man-regular-show-my-gif-26029512

[heavy ivy]

thrown

[agile zephyr]

CS2 gambling pays my rent

[plush cobalt]

They put Lonely Rolling Star (and other songs) from Katamari Damacy on Spotify at some point

It was never there before, just covers

[agile zephyr]

they ran out of ideas

[burnt kite]

99% of csgo players quit wasting money before they get a dragonlore

[agile zephyr]

or i’m the next darth maul

[narrow rune]

I have a normal job but I bring my paycheck to the casino to get double paychecks ( thanks to hashtag @plush cobalt for teaching me that life pro tip)

[agile zephyr]

all on black

[plush cobalt]

This broke my brain for a moment because I didn't process that there's a regular old mention in this message

[burnt kite]

all on zero

[plush cobalt]

"Why is this message highlighted for me? I'm not bullseye boy?"

[harsh vault]

let me be original, god

[narrow rune]

Omar said he only bets on a quarter of red and the rest on 14

[agile zephyr]

unless..

[agile zephyr]

nah

all on black

[plush cobalt]

Not again

[narrow rune]

I listen to omar

He's a notorious soup consumer

[neat moat]

I didn't even see your message

[burnt kite]

im telling you, all on zero is the way

[plush cobalt]

Has my gambling advice ever led you astray

[agile zephyr]

[plush cobalt]

Excluding the times it has

[neat moat]

but sure

[harsh vault]

floof forgot to take the pills

may be on me

[agile zephyr]

wait don’t

[narrow rune]

many times actually

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/daredevil-daredevil-gi-fs-the-punisher-gif-8325684

[narrow rune]

I've lost thousands

[agile zephyr]

i’ll disappear

don’t take your meds

[harsh vault]

okay

i will not take my meds

[plush cobalt]

You have to lose money to lose money

[agile zephyr]

thanks

[narrow rune]

I've been losing money for months because of your life tips, so excited to finally start gaining !! (Btw why do you have me to go the place called Omar's casino)

[plush cobalt]

It has the best odds

[agile zephyr]

should i also go to omar’s casino

[plush cobalt]

Yes.

[agile zephyr]

ok

🤑🤑🤑

[narrow rune]

I've lost thousands so he's just helping me up to triple it all

[agile zephyr]

i’ll sell my house and bet all on black

[plush cobalt]

This and prior messages sent from this user are not financial advice (on the off chance that there's a real casino with that name)

[agile zephyr]

exactly

[plush cobalt]

I won't be sued again

[narrow rune]

Check your mailbox (full of lobster)

[fair yacht]

:(

omg moe!

hi!

[narrow rune]

I pranked Omar with the CLASSIC mailbox full of lobsters

[agile zephyr]

have you tried omar’s casino?

the best odds

[fathom igloo]

Omar how many devices do you own? TVs, computers, etc

[agile zephyr]

[plush cobalt]

Why do you ask

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-bench-press-bench-lober-funny-gif-4371562097486085915

[narrow rune]

She's doing the US census

[fathom igloo]

Want to know what’s considered the norm

[plush cobalt]

That's not usually on there

[neat moat]

STRONG SPORK RHAAAA

[plush cobalt]

I am not normal

[narrow rune]

It is for you actually!

[agile zephyr]

angry lobsters is way too far

[fathom igloo]

It actually is

[agile zephyr]

angry

[narrow rune]

Wait till I prank Omar with the bedroom full of angry lobsters

[fathom igloo]

I had to fill it out last month

[plush cobalt]

I don't remember it being there

[agile zephyr]

[plush cobalt]

Interesting

Including devices I don't use?

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/beaver-shock-shocked-surprised-drop-gif-12475524430757828058

[narrow rune]

Hey Omar can you check your bed room ha ha for no alteior reason

[fathom igloo]

It’s there now or whatever the mandatory survey is

[narrow rune]

There's totally not a ton of angry crabs or lobsters

[fathom igloo]

Yes

[plush cobalt]

But I'm in my bedroom right now

[agile zephyr]

i know

[plush cobalt]

If you only include my current dwelling, I think 7

[agile zephyr]

they told us

[fathom igloo]

Hmmm

[narrow rune]

You must have forgotten to check the soup drawer

[plush cobalt]

If you include devices I kept at my mom's, closer to 10 I believe

[agile zephyr]

the lobsters

angry lobsters*

[plush cobalt]

8 & 11 actually, another device not in use

[fathom igloo]

How often do you upgrade phones and tablets? Like every few years or like 10+ years?

[plush cobalt]

I already answered this question

It's your responsibility to find it

[onyx igloo]

I detailed my mom's car today

That is my exercise

Boom

[fathom igloo]

When you want but like how often is that?

[plush cobalt]

As often as I want idk

It varies

[fathom igloo]

Ah

[plush cobalt]

Not very often

[fathom igloo]

Since 2019 how often would you say you’ve bought a new device?

[plush cobalt]

Once, I believe

[fathom igloo]

Ah ok

[plush cobalt]

Actually I think I had to replace a broken one once in there

[fathom igloo]

I think I have enough to commit full identity fraud now

[plush cobalt]

So technically twice

Good luck, I cycle identities monthly

[fathom igloo]

I am Omar.

[plush cobalt]

We had the Omar clone arc already, find someone else to [word for assuming someone's identity]

Impersonate

[agile zephyr]

for the republic

[narrow rune]

(Omar) also known as Oat try's to hide the crates filled to the brim with slightly cooked hash browns in his dwelling

[fathom igloo]

So you have 8 devices for yourself… so if you were a family of 4 you’d have 32 devices

[plush cobalt]

I am not also known as Oat

[agile zephyr]

wait that means omar order 66

[plush cobalt]

The math does not check out

[fathom igloo]

You’d bore your children? Tell them no tablets?

Pfft

[plush cobalt]

I explicitly asked if unused devices are included...

I have a drawer with some old phones + a TV in the main room (which would be shared)

Plus an unused desktop

If my household were a family of 4 it'd be much less

[fathom igloo]

Oh please my youngest uses her iPad as a paperweight and throwing device but it still counts

[narrow rune]

Ha ha silly oat

[plush cobalt]

Does she also use a desktop computer as a throwing device

[fathom igloo]

No.

[plush cobalt]

I rest my case

[fathom igloo]

That’s next weeks lesson

I’m training her to throw heavy objects at people named Oat.

[narrow rune]

Barbacue pulled pork more like burger

[fathom igloo]

I was expecting Moe to laugh
Rude

[agile zephyr]

ahahhahahhahah

[narrow rune]

I hate you

[brazen obsidian]

BBQ

[burnt kite]

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

[fathom igloo]

If you expect me to crash out you’re going to be waiting awhile, I have to make Omar crash out first

[fathom igloo]

Or I guess here’s the crashout

[narrow rune]

I'm eating

[fathom igloo]

Choke

(Kidding don’t)

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/smt-v-nahobino-air-fryer-dino-nuggies-gif-25804089

[narrow rune]

I finished eating already

[fathom igloo]

Inhaled it huh

[narrow rune]

Yeah it was my first meal of the day

I was hungry

[burnt kite]

dino nuggies grant you powers (autism)

[fathom igloo]

Simply eat more

[narrow rune]

No I have dinner that's al I need

[fathom igloo]

Actually now I’m hungry and my pretzels have arrived

[bronze moat]

Dino nuggies need to be researched.

Cause legit, EVERY person I have been involved with that is autistic loves them.

Myself included. And I am on the spectrum

[restive wedge]

zomboid's finna go 18+ 💀 people found a way to make the 18+ x mode for b42 I tested it and it works so perfectly 😭

i deleted it though

hope it doesn't gets so popular

[burnt kite]

i know what kind of man you are

[restive wedge]

you can literally do stuff to corpses

[burnt kite]

yeah

we know

i know

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[burnt kite]

Balls.

[restive wedge]

Agreed.

Smelly ones.

[stone nexus]

🤝

[restive wedge]

🤝

hold the balls not the hands.

[fathom igloo]

wtf

[burnt kite]

Maybe autism is just Bernard Matthew's spirit possessing a person partially

[bronze moat]

It’s been around for years. It should not exist.

I say that as a creator of 18+ mods for other games

[agile zephyr]

pin

[restive wedge]

yeah I wish I'd drop the 4k pic here with all the details with that good corpse.

[bronze moat]

Dino nuggies are made of chicken.

Chicken are ancestors of dinosaurs.

Dino nuggies are made from dinosaurs

[agile zephyr]

they updated it to B42?

[restive wedge]

idk I found it in a very weird page

[dim cloak]

I helped my mom make this
(I cut the mushrooms and washed the spinach)

[restive wedge]

in google

[agile zephyr]

bruh

[restive wedge]

and used nosteam

[agile zephyr]

do you know what that means

[restive wedge]

what that means

[burnt kite]

modders were preoccupied with whether they could or not, they didnt stop to think if they should

[restive wedge]

no more dino nuggies :(?

[agile zephyr]

what is a major feature added for B42

one everyone has been asking

[agile zephyr]

stop making me hungry

[restive wedge]

actually ngl when you make a server n want more friends in having naughty naughty w your female friend and let her come up w a good kid that spawns the 3rd player in server'd be amazing.

[blazing oriole]

eggggs

[burnt kite]

all i ate today was just rye bread and butter

[fathom igloo]

Cheese toast and eggs?

[bronze moat]

Don’t. That mod should not be promoted.

The website should also never be mentioned, just like we don’t name it on Nexus mods. For various reasons.

People rarely admit to using it out side of DM’s but I know several dozen peeps here that use it.

(Some call me a gooner for trolling purposes).

It’s best left ignored.

[burnt kite]

yall are sleeping on rye bread fr, its so good

[median flax]

Glenn quagmire

[blazing oriole]

why the question mark

[dim cloak]

Tbh your eggs are a bit too dark for me, and not fluffy enough

but that's just me

[fathom igloo]

Why not make it a sandwich?

[young kelp]

add mayo

[restive wedge]

I mean its a realistic feature whatever I won't name it anywhere 🫶🏿

[blazing oriole]

yeah theyre a bit overdone

[young kelp]

and banana for desert

[fathom igloo]

Silly bot, fruit isn’t desert.

[blazing oriole]

i eat the cheese toast by itself and i eat the plain toast with the eggs

[fathom igloo]

Eat a whole cheesecake

[burnt kite]

Do you want me to be incredibly honest with you?

[median flax]

This the kinda shit i force down my pz characters throat, but everything aside solid food

[dim cloak]

no eating yourself allowed

[young kelp]

cheesecakes are hit or miss, depends on where you bought them

[restive wedge]

Why is project zomboid community is created of people who're pain-loving autistics that're ready to eat the same toast left from 2 days ago n forgotten in the worst spot inside the fridge.

[restive wedge]

yes.

[fathom igloo]

There is not enough cheese on those eggs

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/elfen-lied-lucy-hey-bored-gif-14030563

[blazing oriole]

theres no cheese on the eggs

[stone nexus]

It should, but be locked behind a paywall, like any and all proper adult content.

[median flax]

I'm boutta eat 2022 snow i have stuck in the freezer

[blazing oriole]

im too sane for that

[young kelp]

add mayo on eggs

[burnt kite]

No one gives a shit, like genuinely. No one wants to, or talks about how you can violate corpses in PZ(with mods). You do that quietly, away from everyone's view and judgement

[blazing oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/balthazar-crazy-family-guy-fou-gif-11775947423386520412

[onyx igloo]

Mayo on eggs?

[stone nexus]

There is a space for it within the game I feel like, I mean, if the game turned from an apocalypse zombie based gameplay to... whatever the fuck we currently are about, there is space for it to be literally anything else, and mods have shown that to be truth.

[blazing oriole]

what

[onyx igloo]

Eggs^2

[restive wedge]

Sorry, I just wanted a friend who'd do it with me so i'd watch him doing that while I'm also doing that too, what a loser WHAT A FREAK I AM!

[burnt kite]

yes

[young kelp]

[burnt kite]

you are a freak

now we should stop discussing it

[restive wedge]

I just wanted to test the mod after years

i dont even use that sh

[burnt kite]

before we get crucified for degeneracy

[restive wedge]

drugs mod better

[fathom igloo]

Ohhh a fight

[restive wedge]

no

never

[young kelp]

loki is probably watching this

[stone nexus]

I'd be surprised if he was

[burnt kite]

i did all drugs

[fathom igloo]

Ok

[blazing oriole]

looks like it

[fathom igloo]

You want like a medal or something?

[burnt kite]

yes

[restive wedge]

uhh

[blazing oriole]

it is pretty impressive

[restive wedge]

I sniffed all of them

[dim cloak]

What do we say about Gen-chat?

[stone nexus]

I talk from experience as a mod of a decently medium/large indie game, the least thing mods want to watch is general/offtopic

[dim cloak]

yes this is a custom gif I made

[restive wedge]

also guys for b42 they should add that when you stab a zombie and after stab a player with bloody material, they shall get infected of it.

[blazing oriole]

rain world

[burnt kite]

warcrimes

[dim cloak]

damn madman went from nobody to somebody in an instant

[stone nexus]

Not affiliated with slutcats, sadly.

[burnt kite]

from lvl5 crook to lvl99 mafia boss

[restive wedge]

no honestly there was a mod off about that, and I watched twd where people've done that, it made soo much sense

[restive wedge]

it'd make many servers even more though

[blazing oriole]

aww

[burnt kite]

yeah, but it would be SO FUCKING ANNOYING

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shocked-shocked-cat-gif-11170546809524778591

[dim cloak]

p2w tactics

[restive wedge]

tbh not, thats why keep ammo for the players and deal with the zeds using knives.

[burnt kite]

war thunder gameplay

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-gif-25856412

[restive wedge]

melee to melee w players will be just ew

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/xafer-catgif-cat-gif-13663686693962414329

[burnt kite]

yeah, but imagine you are chilling somewhere, and all of a sudden you get caught offguard by a murderhobo, who stabs you with a letter opener covered in zombie poo

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-hand-gif-20474307

[blazing oriole]

goodmorning

[burnt kite]

its still 11pm

[stone nexus]

7pm in the timezone that matters™️

[dim cloak]

and you've been on

[harsh vault]

hai chat!

[stone nexus]

helo Floofer!

[blazing oriole]

its 12:01 but nice try

[restive wedge]

pure realism, if a zombie virus'd spread worldwide today and if you're smart enough you'd zombie-blood arrows and shoot people with these arrows if you're a pyschopat and thinking kill-count matters irl as if it like matters in zomboid. 😭

[harsh vault]

fish!

[dim cloak]

bruh there's a trademark emoji?

why

[stone nexus]

Not an emoji

[harsh vault]

because you can trademark stuff

[burnt kite]

yeah, too damn bad i play games to ESCAPE from reality, and so does the majority. Devs need to balance between realism and good gameplay, unless they want to make a stale, overcomplicated brick of spaghetti code

[harsh vault]

FreakyFloof™

[burnt kite]

they might make melee covered in zombie have a low chance of infection, and have generally higher damage

[dim cloak]

yeah that one makes sense

[harsh vault]

yems

[neat moat]

worth

[harsh vault]

X3

[floral fiber]

™️

[burnt kite]

why did i try to press add to favorites

the rot

[harsh vault]

dont use that emoji

[burnt kite]

its getting to me

[dim cloak]

I don't but Fish did

[blazing oriole]

rainworld

[harsh vault]

™️

oh

it is an emoji

[burnt kite]

tm

[dim cloak]

yeah

[burnt kite]

fuck

im stupid

[dim cloak]

you need the colons

[still thistle]

I think the Devs are basically attempting a squaring of the circle here my dude.

[dim cloak]

:R:

good

there's no registered emoji

[burnt kite]

™️

this is crazy

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/you-did-it-willy-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory-you-made-it-great-job-well-done-gif-21443346

[burnt kite]

☆

[harsh vault]

FreakyFloof®

[burnt kite]

communism

[dim cloak]

again, makes sense

[harsh vault]

smh

whats that supposed to mean!

[dim cloak]

®️

[burnt kite]

ts pmo fr ong gng

[fathom igloo]

Are you ok?

[harsh vault]

hes having a stroke

[burnt kite]

cll a bombilance

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-stroke-family-guy-gif-25106673

[restive wedge]

to escape reality playing zomboid? you're escaping reality to face ''how to get outrageous in first 15 minutes''

[fathom igloo]

Leon

[burnt kite]

LEON!!!

[harsh vault]

clownade

[burnt kite]

what

[dim cloak]

These corpos...
©️ 2077

[harsh vault]

like the cleanade?

[fathom igloo]

Leon help I’m scared

[burnt kite]

like the clown grenade

[harsh vault]

oh

[dim cloak]

More like exploding clown

[harsh vault]

honk shoes

[burnt kite]

or clown lemonade

or clown buffonery

buffoonery*

idk

[harsh vault]

do you main clown or mime

[dim cloak]

Jester OP

[burnt kite]

i main cmo

so essentially clown

[dim cloak]

needs nerf

[fathom igloo]

Why is honey mustard so good

[blazing oriole]

because its 2 good things mixed together

[burnt kite]

because its laced with fent

[median flax]

Peter what are you doing?
Crack.

[dim cloak]

I'm disappointed there wasn't a TADC or Deltarune meme within a minute of me saying this.

[fathom igloo]

@neat moat another plunger gone wild, don’t miss it

[dim cloak]

Sound like a bizzare XXX film

[fathom igloo]

Sir this is a wendys

[median flax]

isn't or I'd have watched it

[blazing oriole]

FreakyPablo

[burnt kite]

plumbers dont wear ties

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-sam-metal-gear-sam-mgr-max0r-dies-of-cringe-gif-24594304

[fathom igloo]

What is happening here

I’m scared

[median flax]

Idk

The horse is here

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/zim-idk-idontknow-gif-7286580

[toxic relic]

chad clown

what is that art of the clown doing reps

[harsh vault]

i have it

[dim cloak]

Imma try frying mushrooms i'l be back

[toxic relic]

i need it mate

give it to me

[median flax]

I love your username bro

[fathom igloo]

Are you ok?

[median flax]

no

[toxic relic]

thanks dude

[median flax]

Crack and energy drinks

[burnt kite]

local clown puts the station in one trillion credits of debt by abusing a vending machine

[fathom igloo]

Maybe don’t do that

[median flax]

i know how to make crack amd how to buy energy drink

[toxic relic]

average clown W

some clowns are fucking ass cause its noobs who think pressing 2 and clicking on everyfuckingone is funny

[fathom igloo]

Nobody was questioning this

[toxic relic]

others are goated

[median flax]

okay

Cumbrioche

aight bye

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/färd-pferd-horse-pferdegesicht-horseface-gif-3528284947006317144

[fathom igloo]

No.

[toxic relic]

FUCK YEAH

[fathom igloo]

Not appropriate

[burnt kite]

they are only good for singulo food

[burnt kite]

FUCK YEAH

[median flax]

In a server about a game where you kill zombies by a variety of household items, guns and vehicles

[harsh vault]

@toxic relic

[burnt kite]

so, dead rising?

[harsh vault]

i also have this silly image

[toxic relic]

hell yeah mate

[harsh vault]

i dont know why i have it

[median flax]

I'd have to try that i heard it's goated

[toxic relic]

clown said down with shitsec

[fathom igloo]

There are children here, and I’m convinced you are one.

[median flax]

well this isn't a Bethesda server so kids aren't immortal

[harsh vault]

what even is the origin to this

[zealous forge]

Can someone please help me my character won't stop coughing

[toxic relic]

idfk i saw it on a server

[harsh vault]

me too

[toxic relic]

accompanied by the classic honk song

[fathom igloo]

What?

[median flax]

chicken butt

[fathom igloo]

Ok

[burnt kite]

its so goated

[median flax]

ok

[toxic relic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9whQIbNmu9s

[median flax]

Cheeky breeky

[burnt kite]

flip flap honk remix

[harsh vault]

this is ss14

[fathom igloo]

Was I supposed to laugh?

[harsh vault]

i wish i wasnt banned from ss14

[toxic relic]

nah its played on 13 too

[median flax]

quit fucking crying for fucks sake

[harsh vault]

i mean the graphics

[toxic relic]

ah real

[fathom igloo]

What are you on about?

[burnt kite]

i didnt realise that so many ss13/14 players exist outside of their respective servers

[silver plank]

Who agrees that VHS for Bob Ross should be added to the game?

[toxic relic]

man this server is full of spess players

[burnt kite]

absolutely

[silver plank]

decrease boredom and increase happiness and removes all stress

[harsh vault]

im in like seven space station servers (including splurt :3)

am just a server collector

[median flax]

Just shush

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/degenerates-like-you-belong-on-a-cross-gif-26110104

[silver plank]

yeah on a cross

[burnt kite]

i was on bluemoon once

still traumatized

[median flax]

Ave true to Caesar

[harsh vault]

i should play bluemoon

[fathom igloo]

YOURE THE PLUNGER, you hush

[harsh vault]

skyrat even

[burnt kite]

ave true to caesar

[jagged pawn]

What’s ss13/14?

[median flax]

Ur pay2win you ain't better lady

[harsh vault]

an addiction

[jagged pawn]

Got it, so stay away from.

[fathom igloo]

You can’t pay to win here

[toxic relic]

space station

look it up

[burnt kite]

a very complicated mechanics based, award winning game

[harsh vault]

stink no

dont make them addicted

[toxic relic]

i need to recruit more

2 more spess players and i get a new hat

[jagged pawn]

Pfft, much obliged either way for the answer!

[burnt kite]

my friend got me hooked on ss13, before dipping from it

[median flax]

"nitro booster" the nitro im question is something you have to PAY FOR

[harsh vault]

stink we need to play cm13 together

[burnt kite]

i must make someone addicted to it, so i am free from the cycle

[toxic relic]

xenomorph gameply

maybe one day

[fathom igloo]

That’s not how it works

[harsh vault]

actually, let me drop my imfamous cm13 clip here

[median flax]

That is how it works

[neat moat]

is this stand by me

[fathom igloo]

No you get higher levels here by chatting, you can’t buy your way up.

[toxic relic]

its a remix

so maybe

[median flax]

it's like talking to a damn wall

[neat moat]

It sounds close it it but it's been years

[fathom igloo]

You’re the one who started getting rude

[harsh vault]

arent you the family cutaway guy?

[median flax]

Embed fails worse than project zomboid errors

[harsh vault]

woah

[fathom igloo]

Ok then……….

[toxic relic]

shouldve just said yes mate

[median flax]

"yes kinggg"

[toxic relic]

"can i get 2 on the top 1 on the sides"

[harsh vault]

i shoulda, but its fineee

[toxic relic]

hilarious tho

[harsh vault]

i was here to document, not recieve haircuts

[toxic relic]

barbers that jump you and force you into getting a fresh fade

[harsh vault]

and they stole my jays

hell naw

[jagged pawn]

Oh that’s what happened to me!

[harsh vault]

ss13 has two sides, the strong chad cm13 player, or the furry splurt player (im both)

i play it for the lore

[toxic relic]

ive never played on splurt but i respect it

[harsh vault]

I PLAY IT FOR THE LORE

[burnt kite]

or robust lrp greytide maxxer

[toxic relic]

u dont need to justify it to me

i know why people play it

[harsh vault]

i got bwoinked on paradise literally 5 seconds after saying lmao

[toxic relic]

floof collecting bans

[harsh vault]

me and lotg were betting to see how long it would take to get in trouble for using slang

[toxic relic]

ive used slang

[harsh vault]

i only have one ban and that is on wizden

[toxic relic]

but not gotten a warning

[median flax]

700 hours on fallout 4

[harsh vault]

i got banned for le erp

[toxic relic]

[harsh vault]

freakyfloof

[burnt kite]

i got in trouble for saying EMAG. They said that ITS OOC slang, and that I should say CRYPTOGRAPHIC SEQUENCER

[harsh vault]

sounds like some HRP bullshit

[burnt kite]

absolute bogus

and anyway

emag would be IC jargon

[jagged pawn]

Uh huh…I think I’m good with Project Zomboid.

[harsh vault]

i dont even play spess anymore

[toxic relic]

i think paradise got more lax tbh

[harsh vault]

last i played was ages ago

[burnt kite]

i play on vanderlin

so peak

[toxic relic]

dont care, yap in the pz chats

[harsh vault]

i used to play goobstation

[toxic relic]

goonstation degen

[jagged pawn]

Sorry!

[harsh vault]

not goon

goob

[toxic relic]

ah

[harsh vault]

the ss14 shitpost server

[toxic relic]

so goonstation

[polar kernel]

where did this fucking guy come from

[toxic relic]

lmao

[harsh vault]

you can make really good money, since people offer money to fix simple lines

[neat moat]

https://youtu.be/na47wMFfQCo?si=PUguOXrZ2M26LGNy

songs a vibe

old but goodie

listened to it a lot as a kid

[fair yacht]

🤔

[toxic relic]

3 white guys sitting there like they did something

that made me laugh

[neat moat]

lmao

I never noticed them

[onyx igloo]

OVERFLOW!

[fathom igloo]

👻

That emoji seems bigger than normal?

[median flax]

I FUCKING HATE AIR FRIERS WHY ARE HALF MY FIRES BIRNT AMD THE OTHER HALF RAW

[neat moat]

cus you didn't shake them

Pablo

[median flax]

I stirred them

[neat moat]

When

[median flax]

Twice

Every 10 minutes

[neat moat]

yeah

[median flax]

yeah

[neat moat]

youre not supposed to do that lmao

[median flax]

ah

[neat moat]

what did the instructions say

[spice cape]

hello every one new to the community

[median flax]

well what doesn't kill me makes,e stronger

[neat moat]

the side character in everyone's story eh

[median flax]

"eh"

no offense

but

[neat moat]

yeah eh

[median flax]

Canadian perchance?

[spice cape]

playing a modded project zomboid right now if anyone is interested. that or looking for a group to join since im new to the modded game 😅

[neat moat]

no that's ay

[toxic relic]

dude...

[neat moat]

eh is different

[median flax]

moose loose aboose the hoose

[toxic relic]

american chat

[fathom igloo]

#1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028

[burnt kite]

ITS A FAINT FUCKING ACCENT!!

[neat moat]

we don't even say it like that

[median flax]

YES

[spice cape]

much appreciated

[onyx igloo]

maple land

[median flax]

THERE'S NORMAL PEOPLE IN THIS SERVER HOLY SHIT

[toxic relic]

ayo

[harsh vault]

okay buddy

[toxic relic]

canadian chat

[fathom igloo]

What

[median flax]

not u

[harsh vault]

dont disrespect my country

[median flax]

Never ask the Canadian what they did in the world wars

[onyx igloo]

you mean north montana

[fathom igloo]

I didn’t ask if I was, I asked “what”

[onyx igloo]

im sorry

[harsh vault]

it was practically only the great war

not WW2

[median flax]

Aka injuring a soldier to lure the squad out to kill

[burnt kite]

invent new warcrimes obv

[median flax]

And maple syrup ofc

[harsh vault]

maple syrup isnt even that used here

[median flax]

bollocks

[harsh vault]

brit

[neat moat]

crikey

[harsh vault]

aussie

[median flax]

fuck no

[neat moat]

no that's cunt

[median flax]

Deutschland

[harsh vault]

ur german?

[median flax]

yes

[harsh vault]

oh shit

[median flax]

???

[neat moat]

Pablo is an unusual German name

[harsh vault]

didnt we 1v600 you

in WW2

[toxic relic]

[median flax]

he was Australian

[fathom igloo]

Pablo himself is unusual

[neat moat]

Am I wrong?

[toxic relic]

yes

[harsh vault]

anyways

hai chat

Wuff :3

[median flax]

↑painter's last words

Trust

no offense ofc

[harsh vault]

uhuh

@neat moat MY PZ FINALLY WORKS

[median flax]

wait if KFC didn't exist in Pz universe where did the arrestables assemble

[neat moat]

so

[fathom igloo]

Huh

[neat moat]

you gaymin now?

[silver plank]

Ghoti

[neat moat]

what

hammer.

[median flax]

NCR sucks

[burnt kite]

legion is better

[median flax]

Ave

[burnt kite]

because swag

[harsh vault]

yems

[median flax]

Platinum drip

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/profligate-caesars-legion-fallout-new-vegas-degenerates-like-you-belong-on-a-cross-chems-gif-13352778615766230776

[median flax]

Me after diamond city bluea

[toxic relic]

legion is the worst fucking faction

exposed yourself there mate

[burnt kite]

why

[toxic relic]

its ass

[burnt kite]

why

[toxic relic]

budget 'romans' larping

[median flax]

but slaves

[burnt kite]

yeah

but cool drip

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

its not cool dude

its lame

[median flax]

I'M NOT PAYING FUCKING TAXES

[burnt kite]

its cool

[toxic relic]

you look like a rip off extra from the 300

[silver plank]

Pros about the legion: most people are gay
Cons about the legion: everything else

[toxic relic]

real

[median flax]

gay and slaves is pros (drip included)

[toxic relic]

even the pro has downsides cause theyre repressed gays

[burnt kite]

in the legion ending, you get your ugly mug stamped onto a coin

thats cool as well

[neat moat]

Wait most people are gay in the legion?

[silver plank]

their women hating and drug policies are ass

[toxic relic]

thats tacky as fuck dude

[median flax]

first is meh amd drugs are good

[toxic relic]

in a 'closeted politician' way

[burnt kite]

yeah, BUT ITS COOL

[toxic relic]

sorry ping

[median flax]

they hate us cuz they ain't us

[toxic relic]

its not

its gaudy

[silver plank]

whats cool about hating women?

[burnt kite]

I WANT TO BE A PART OF A TECHNOLOGICALLY INFERIOR SOCIETY, BUILT ON SLAVERY

[silver plank]

and hating drugs?

[median flax]

Sigma

[neat moat]

Anyone who simps for the legon, holy nation, or any other authoritarian faction in any game is a huge red flag for me

[silver plank]

the legion literally hates Jet LMAO

[toxic relic]

u already are

[median flax]

hating to drugs!?

[toxic relic]

sugma

[burnt kite]

BECAUSE ITS FUCKING COOL

[median flax]

Sawcon Deez nuts

[burnt kite]

okay

[toxic relic]

im a regular rectosigmoid

[burnt kite]

what is cool about ncr

[neat moat]

The master was the only correct choice anyways don't @ me 🙄

[toxic relic]

im not an ncr simp either mate

[burnt kite]

except that they wish for nuclear winter

[toxic relic]

im a yes man guy

[silver plank]

the only cool thing about the NCR are the rangers, that's it

[burnt kite]

i can respect that

[toxic relic]

[silver plank]

I mean have you looked at the cover of FNV?

[median flax]

entering McCarran to get monorail amd having to listen to nuclear winter shit for the 1928382810102038382819th time

[silver plank]

it doesnt have a legionarie in it?

oh wait

thats an NCR ranger

[burnt kite]

ranger veteran

[silver plank]

because they loook waaaaaaaaaaaay more cool than the legion

[neat moat]

idk independent Mohave didn't seem much better to me either. But I didn't play the game so

[silver plank]

and everyone knows it

[burnt kite]

yeah but

what if im INTO GAY MEN WEARING TUNICS?

wait

[median flax]

men in skirts vs taxpayers who wins

[silver plank]

also Caesar is the leader

[toxic relic]

thats ok bud

[silver plank]

Ghoti, post a gif of some people laughing at the screen

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/themercslaughing-gif-20727637

[silver plank]

ty

"the legion is cool"

I laugh

[median flax]

at least we can all agree on killing Oliver swanick

[neat moat]

the legon is only cool if you wanna be a brain dead bad guy

[burnt kite]

yes

i am already brain dead

[neat moat]

at least you're honest

[median flax]

i may be braindead but I'm not paying taxes

[silver plank]

I think that the legion are at least written well enough that makes people hate them xD

[neat moat]

I like the master cus he's one of the more unique factions and mutants are super cool

[silver plank]

Yeah but you can talk the Master to death

[median flax]

i like the nuka world raiders

[fathom igloo]

What

[burnt kite]

the only thing i dont like about legion

[median flax]

NCR collects taxes

[burnt kite]

is that they let oliver swanick have the winning ticket

[silver plank]

the legion taxes too

[burnt kite]

yeah but

[silver plank]

The Legion does not tax its members directly, as they are often considered slaves who provide labor without payment. However, the citizens under the Legion's control face heavy taxes and are not protected by the Legion itself

[burnt kite]

its more BASED

[toxic relic]

pfft

[burnt kite]

more SMEGMA

[median flax]

everyone sleeping on nuka world raiders like bffr 😭🙏

[neat moat]

The master: So, what shall it be? Do you join the Unity or do you die here?
the vault dweller:

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-24337002

[fathom igloo]

Ok

[toxic relic]

you one tapped the clown chud

insane

[burnt kite]

you know what else is insane

[silver plank]

Copilot AI did

[median flax]

You can talk him into suicide hy saying muties are sterile

idk tho

[burnt kite]

i didnt even give any arguments on why legion is cool

i didnt even mention taxes lmao

im just delusional

[neat moat]

I still think superman's are cool RHAAAAA 🗣️

[silver plank]

I mean...Another reason to hate the legion....Mario actually is anti-Legion, while Luigi spams "AVE TRUE TO CAESAR"

[toxic relic]

its okay to just think a group is cool bro just accept the valid critism

[silver plank]

everyone knows Mario > Luigi

[toxic relic]

what

[burnt kite]

i wasnt against it?

[toxic relic]

are those fallout chars

[burnt kite]

anyway

[silver plank]

no , Mario from Nintendo

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-luigi-mangione-free-luigi-ceo-savior-gif-17642039723747688241

[burnt kite]

this vexes me

[toxic relic]

ok how about you put you put your face against deez nuts

gottem

[median flax]

I'VE GOT WORD LF ANOTHER SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS OUR ATTENTION I'LL MARK IT ON YOUR MAP

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-runner2049-blade-runner-angry-god-damnit-confused-gif-15118091

[toxic relic]

this is incorrect

mario is the worst character

[silver plank]

I just like the Minutemen because we singlehandedly brutalized every raider, gunner, supermutant and ghoul in Boston with fire and lead

[toxic relic]

leave my luigi x bowser fanfiction alone

[silver plank]

and we created safe roads for traders and everyone

[burnt kite]

they didn't, sole survivor did

[silver plank]

Preston was with me

[toxic relic]

that doesnt sound good

[silver plank]

I also use the minutemen flares all the time

[toxic relic]

that sounds lame as hell actually

[silver plank]

what, we killed all the bad guys

[burnt kite]

anyway, i like the institute

because gorillas!!!!

[toxic relic]

me and the ghoul homies squaring up

[worldly forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1338719025210851395/1348946812853293097/IMG_0638.gif

[silver plank]

we literally saved Boston!?

[median flax]

i don't even bother saying gravy anymore

[toxic relic]

bad guy is reductive, also maybe youre the bad guy

[burnt kite]

we are all the bad guys

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/wreck-it-ralph-zangief-street-fighter-bad-guy-gif-16508047537253209714

[silver plank]

Now people can live in their farms in peace and snort Jet all day without worrying some asshole raider or mutie will try to kill them

[neat moat]

hello lily

[burnt kite]

dont you inhale jet?

[silver plank]

im hardcore i snort it

[toxic relic]

have you wondered why the raiders or mutants kill them ?

[median flax]

I always skip to Boston common subway to save nicky

[toxic relic]

reflect on the world state mate

[silver plank]

Jet is made off fertilizer and plastic

[median flax]

Cow shit and plastic

[burnt kite]

yum microplastics

[silver plank]

Raiders do it because they are lazy and dont want to run their own farms.

Supermutants do it because bethesda turned them into orcs.

[toxic relic]

insane

bro is danial bryan

ghoti can the unity and yes man form an alliance and wipe out everyone

[neat moat]

stink do you want ti be turned into a super mutant

[toxic relic]

yessir

[neat moat]

no 😂

[fathom igloo]

I should get another dog

[neat moat]

the master is a super villan

[toxic relic]

and?

im down

[burnt kite]

fisto can solo all of the new vegas factions fr

[toxic relic]

lets make this au

[neat moat]

Of course then bro

[median flax]

Gold

[toxic relic]

thanks dude

[fickle spindle]

any chance anyone here has encountered a bug where the player, and vehicles go invisible?

and know a fix?

[neat moat]

Just send us like a couple pows every now and then to make more mutants

[silver plank]

can we talk about how the Shivering Isles is the best DLC that has ever been made for any game?

[toxic relic]

got it man