are you agreeing with me?
#general_chat
polar kernel
toxic relic
it was a reference
neat moat
no
dim cloak
yeah but you don't post literally a guy masturbatibg with his ass spread
neat moat
lmao
toxic relic
to regular show
polar kernel
too late i already decided u were
neat moat
ok chip
dim cloak
or a guy literally having smex with a rat.
heavy ivy
enjoy your game fn, imma go eat and wait until they get nuked before i come back
toxic relic
diluted?
polar kernel
deluded
neat moat
chip i think yorue a good guy
toxic relic
enjoy your game fn, imma go eat and wait until they get nuked before i come back
thanks mate, enjoy your grub
vague thicket
conductor we have a problem
polar kernel
big word scary
toxic relic
im not a philosopher or whatever
bro is actively losing his mind
toxic relic
<@&671452400221159444>
we pinged them twice as well
polar kernel
conductor we have a problem
polar kernel
bro is actively losing his mind
i always am this isnt news
toxic relic
do you know what bon ami means cool chip
polar kernel
no
neat moat
stink do you use chopsticks
toxic relic
of course dude
vague thicket
oh he got nuked
toxic relic
it is
neat moat
what do you prefer, or is it case by case
polar kernel
im so smart
toxic relic
it means friend
vague thicket
thank you mods!!
neat moat
🙏
toxic relic
what do you prefer, or is it case by case
prefer to what
neat moat
https://tenor.com/view/anime-sweep-push-getout-goaway-gif-12496440
Hana did you see it?
neat moat
prefer to what
fork/knife vs sticks
polar kernel
hana is a mod undercover i know it
toxic relic
i hate fork and knife combo
vague thicket
I’d hope so
polar kernel
i fucking know it
toxic relic
chopsticks better in every way
vague thicket
hana my goat
polar kernel
my nose is bleeding again
dim cloak
<@&671452400221159444> you missed one
polar kernel
same shit different day
toxic relic
chopstick for most things, fork and spoon for rice or some dishes and fork only for cake
neat moat
Well I mean they literally were
polar kernel
toxic relic
you just use it cause you dont know how to use chopsticks
dim cloak
this time i didn't ping them
neat moat
Fork was invented to eat spaghetti better
fathom igloo
https://tenor.com/view/same-shit-different-day-same-shit-different-day-gif-68051...
Crashout
neat moat
no?
vague thicket
https://tenor.com/view/same-shit-different-day-same-shit-different-day-gif-68051...
typa shit i been on
toxic relic
you can pick up more noodle
neat moat
No like this is litteral documented history stink
dim cloak
Fork was invented to eat spaghetti better
why'd I read that as spafhetti butter.
toxic relic
chopstick better
neat moat
ok stink
toxic relic
tell those white people theyre wrong
neat moat
stink half self hatred arc
polar kernel
for saying "pwease" im actually upping your daily agony intake by 35%
vague thicket
PLEASE
toxic relic
bulgaria is eastern europe it doesnt count
they werent consulted when forks were made
fathom igloo
polar kernel
DO NOT ASK
vague thicket
polar kernel
thats a can of worms you dont want open bigdawg
neat moat
they werent consulted when forks were made
neither are Spaniards under the nazis yet here we are
vague thicket
You’re all getting trauma dumped on
polar kernel
not again
toxic relic
neat moat
They were like bottom rung iirc
fathom igloo
toxic relic
spain/portugal
neat moat
No one person or culture invented it
but they did do it on a mass scale
I hate Spain dw
Europe was better when it was white people attacking other white people
as God intended
neat moat
what did Denmark do 
toxic relic
bro
toxic relic
"we would kill all the men, take all the women and burn down everything that was left"
-historian on denmark
toxic relic
thats denmark
neat moat
thats crazy
neat moat
amerikkka moment
toxic relic
spike lee
neat moat
Indeed
fathom igloo
I can’t decide what I want… pink lemonade vs strawberry lemonade vs plain lemonade
toxic relic
gross
neat moat
Every time I see a post about Mexica (aztec) I see a bunch of spanish dickriders going on how "it was worth it bro they civilized them"
lyric galleon
pink lemonade
dim cloak
I can’t decide what I want… pink lemonade vs strawberry lemonade vs plain lemona...
isn't pink and strawberry the same tho
neat moat
I can’t decide what I want… pink lemonade vs strawberry lemonade vs plain lemona...
pink
fathom igloo
isn't pink and strawberry the same tho
No
fathom igloo
Ok two for pink
neat moat
Every time I see a post about Mexica (aztec) I see a bunch of spanish dickriders...
Not ever post is even a Spaniard. A lot of them are native to Mexico. A lot of self hate and its shameful
fathom igloo
what flavor is the pink then
Regular with dye and extra “sugar”
dim cloak
Regular with dye and extra “sugar”
oh. then strawberry.
toxic relic
black coffee
dim cloak
Strawberry's usually pink lemonade in most places
toxic relic
lemonade aint it for me
fathom igloo
Y’know what, I’m going to make it a cocktail
toxic relic
i dont really like fizzy drinks in general
dim cloak
Y’know what, I’m going to make it a cocktail
nice
neat moat
Do you hate carbonated water too stink
fathom igloo
i dont really like fizzy drinks in general
American lemonade isn’t fizzy
dim cloak
Y’know what, I’m going to make it a cocktail
strawberry rum, grenadine, and sprite's a really really good cocktail
neat moat
no actually
toxic relic
i think the reason i hate soft drinks is that it doesnt taste of anything but sweetener
or it tastes too much like a bad version of the flavour
neat moat
I like my sugar water
dim cloak
https://tenor.com/view/ltg-ltg-mods-low-tier-god-mods-balls-gif-6304382572771063...
bruh. even after that crisis earlier...
toxic relic
i enjoy carbonated water
neat moat
mmmm
fathom igloo
strawberry rum, grenadine, and sprite's a really really good cocktail
I have coconut rum and pineapple rum
toxic relic
carbondated water and tonic water
neat moat
i enjoy carbonated water
Nothing but contempt
toxic relic
the bitter is fire
dim cloak
I have coconut rum and pineapple rum
pineapple rum sounds good
toxic relic
Nothing but contempt
i like pulp in aloe juice
dim cloak
I was chatting with one of them when I saw this.
good thing you were
neat moat
<:MenheraStare3:998772183381852220> <:MenheraStare3:998772183381852220>
oh so you were the one distracting them?
fathom igloo
pineapple rum sounds good
Ok I have two options for that too; blue chair bay or captain Morgan
heavy ivy
are they dead now
toxic relic
yes
unreal bane
oh so **you** were the one distracting them?
I'm Lawful Evil.
neat moat
i like pulp in aloe juice
You sicken me
heavy ivy
YAYYYYY :D
toxic relic
its safe
dim cloak
Ok I have two options for that too; blue chair bay or captain Morgan
capn and coke's a classic
toxic relic
You sicken me
i put the sauce over the fries and not on the side
fathom igloo
capn and coke's a classic
We are talking lemonade rn
neat moat
i put the sauce over the fries and not on the side
I love this man
heavy ivy
Hana wouldn't download a car, Hana is the one posting the download of the car
neat moat
give this man a medal
dim cloak
We are talking lemonade rn
fair. then tito's and lemonade
toxic relic
im an honourable man
fathom igloo
Strawberry lemonade with pineapple blue chair bay? Done.
neat moat
Hana wouldn't download a car, Hana is the one posting the download of the car
be like Hana
fathom igloo
fair. then tito's and lemonade
This is a non Tito’s household
dim cloak
This is a non Tito’s household
my dad loooooves tito's. I don't but I also don't mind it
neat moat
Who is girl with spoon
neat moat
I dont know...?
fathom igloo
my dad loooooves tito's. I don't but I also don't mind it
One too many college parties/benders with Tito’s and I’ll never touch it again
fathom igloo
https://tenor.com/view/amelie-fitgirl-fitgirl-repacks-repacks-amelie-fitgirl-gif...
Isn’t this a yogurt commercial? I swear I’ve seen this before
dim cloak
my dad has an unironic tito's jersey shirt
thin wedge
https://tenor.com/view/amelie-fitgirl-fitgirl-repacks-repacks-amelie-fitgirl-gif...
french woman jumpscare
pls use a trigger warning next time
dim cloak
french woman jumpscare
I'm not european so i've never seen the (i assume) commercial
tame eagle
Isn’t this a yogurt commercial? I swear I’ve seen this before
if i recall, its a french movie
dim cloak
if i recall, its a french movie
oh
thin wedge
sapph the plunger. So sad
tame eagle
ye - its from "le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain"
dim cloak
must be lokiel bidding
tbh we needed Lokiel earlier
tame eagle
im an introvert, so i guess i just tend to lurk more 
thin wedge
yes yes he responds in 3-5 business days
dim cloak
im an introvert, so i guess i just tend to lurk more <:sapphDrink:13185730324821...
I'm somewhere between introvert and extrovert nowadays
narrow rune
I'm here
dim cloak
used to be very introverted
narrow rune
Oh you missed a massive shitshow
Well if you say that you know I'll want to know
narrow rune
oh that weirdo
thin wedge
dim cloak
Well if you say that you know I'll want to know
Some maniacs were posting literal pron and illegal gifs.
narrow rune
Weirdos mean I'm sorry
dim cloak
with no mods in sight for a while
narrow rune
Yeah I really need to see these gifs so I can make sure to avoid them next time
tame eagle
Some maniacs were posting literal pron and illegal gifs.
its weird that one of them is still in the server tho
cedar bronze
Lmao
tame eagle
at least i think they were together
narrow rune
its weird that one of them is still in the server tho
Hi saph
narrow rune
I am quite swell
dim cloak
its weird that one of them is still in the server tho
yep
thin wedge
Though it's time to sleep
permanently
dim cloak
for any survivors of that have some eyebleach
https://youtu.be/rmXm7nljVic?si=GEmDoCwTdg8373qu
neat moat
I eat the chip
fathom igloo
heavy ivy
https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-10144300115380160443
chip are you a little fuzzy on the inside
also ghoti nice work on specialist
hardy muralBOT
You are rank #426 at level 17 with 13,367 experience. (1,183 left for the next level)
[■■■■■ ] 28%
lilac quarry
Sorry took me a while
neat moat
mods bad
simple bear
truth
heavy ivy
the goobers from earlier? It's no big deal, you got them anyways and you can't be on 24/7 anyways
neat moat
depends
cinder dawn
Something related to estereo mix and headsets
i am trying to display audio from my system with estereo mix output, but i cannot do so when i connect my "headsets"
myabe this is a little stupid, but i want to fix that
neat moat
Ah well
Thays the closest I can think of
cus its a tech issue
are you trying to use it for pz or is it your system in general
cinder dawn
System in general and display audios from my system in a pz server
because it doesnt works with normal output recorder
neat moat
well I'd ask there. Or start googling
cinder dawn
so more system related
neat moat
Reddit is a good bet usually
fathom igloo
👻
tall glen
Should I get a new pfp
cinder dawn
Sure
polar kernel
maybe
cinder dawn
new is good
cinder dawn
Should I get a new pfp
43 fucking hours on rimworld?
tall glen
Hows that
polar kernel
i dont like that
cedar bronze
new profile new me
Gigabased profile
Imo
I wouldnt want my wife near you! Too chad!
tall glen
thanks
neat moat
new profile new me
It fits you like a glove
tall glen
43 fucking hours on rimworld?
rw is pretty easy to just pause and fall asleep
fathom igloo
43 fucking hours on rimworld?
He does the same with PZ 😂
cinder dawn
Rise and shine mr Freeman
simple bear
expensiveman
fathom igloo
oblique valve
Hi
simple bear
i love when ppl try to act like an expert on a topic they have never researched
lusty drift
what if project zomboid was called project zomboid
and there were kentuckies everywhere
fathom igloo
what if project zomboid was called project zomboid
lusty drift
<:Ban:653925735152746509>
WHY
unreal bane
i love when ppl try to act like an expert on a topic they have never researched
I've done extensive research on Reddit.
spare ingot
<:Ban:653925735152746509>
project freakzoid
lusty drift
poject zoombid
spare ingot
what if instead of the zombies killing you they did the thriller dance like in Micheal jackson
fathom igloo
neat moat
I've done extensive research on Reddit.
Hana has studied from the university of reddit and graduated with a phd in redditology
she eats glue with her pasta
fathom igloo
karmic forge
how do i build rooftop farm in b42
unreal bane
how do i build rooftop farm in b42
Sandbox settings, look for an option to disable killing crops when indoors/above ground level.
tall glen
I am back
cyan dune
Brand new to the game, is there like a tried and true guide you guys recommend watching? Played solo for a little bit and it's very difficult 
dim cloak
heavy ivy
go go gadget rocket science
i'm playing DOOM 2016 and keep finding chaingun ammo but i don't have a chaingun yet and it's strange
i unno might be due to that bit where i fell through the floor but unno
sterile coral
I need help, I can't figure out how to empty out a compost bag so I can add dirt to it
heavy ivy
compost bags are unique and don't behave like sacks that you put dirt in, you'll need to find a dirt/clay/gravel sack
sterile coral
Ah ok thanks
fathom igloo
Literally the worst hiccups rn
karmic forge
i cant seem to eat any of the rabbit meat i butchered is it a bug?
karmic jetty
Literally the worst hiccups rn
u are not a fish
plush cobalt
Literally the worst hiccups rn
I cast simultaneous hiccup and burp
leaden girder
Looking for underage people to play with
I myself, am underage
Not remarkably underage, but underage nonetheless
plush cobalt
Not remarkably underage, but underage nonetheless
#1019737819981283459 & for the love of god include the vital piece of information in your 2nd message
plush cobalt
A tiger?
tall glen
maybe a little smaller
plush cobalt
Can you care for a cat
tall glen
no
tribal cedar
yo guess whos back uwu :3
plush cobalt
Backstreet?
tall glen
backstweets back UwU
plush cobalt
That would go hard
tribal cedar
nvm
tall glen
bronze moat
karmic jetty
what is that pfp anon
loud pumice
Bustin
fathom igloo
u are not a fish
Ok Craig conover
fathom igloo
I cast simultaneous hiccup and burp
It failed
cinder dawn
Looking for underage people to play with
Underage
wise cliff
What's the best vanilla firearms expanded gun?
tall glen
Hey zee I am grilling chimken on my little cuisineart panini press
fathom igloo
She doesn't know about delayed cast
The hiccups are gone
neat moat
Bring them back 🗣️
cinder dawn
What's the best vanilla firearms expanded gun?
Bolt actions
cinder dawn
Hey zee I am grilling chimken on my little cuisineart panini press
Woaw, i ate a bread for dinner
tall glen
a bread
cinder dawn
yes
tall glen
eat some veggies also
cinder dawn
Esparragus are too expensive
cinder dawn
How dare you say that
fathom igloo
Bring them back 🗣️
You want some too?
neat moat
No its only funny when you have them and I watch
cinder dawn
In the morning i ate chicken with rice, 3 little cookies and a juice
fathom igloo
No its only funny when you have them and I watch
Whatever you say Dory
cinder dawn
then, i ate the half of a plate of soup from the other day
cinder dawn
and i had bread for dinnerz
tacit meadow
Who wants rissoles?
cinder dawn
Who wants rissoles?
What is that
tacit meadow
Meat balls
cinder dawn
Meat balls
What's meat
tacit meadow
Comes from animals
tacit meadow
No thats bugs
cinder dawn
Bugs are animals
tacit meadow
Animals are like us, but on 4 legs. And fluffier
cinder dawn
Animals are like us, but on 4 legs. And fluffier
Soooo, a fluffy centipede with 4 legs
fathom igloo
Animals are like us, but on 4 legs. And fluffier
tacit meadow
Centipedes dont have four legs
cinder dawn
Centipedes dont have four legs
If you remove them, yes
fathom igloo
Ok psychopath
thin wedge
true tho
tacit meadow
Its not
thin wedge
tacit meadow
No
cinder dawn
✅
tacit meadow
❌
cinder dawn
tacit meadow
They also arnt fluffy, i kinda glossed that bit lol
cinder dawn
They also arnt fluffy, i kinda glossed that bit lol
So animals aren't fluffy
so my cricket is meat
fathom igloo
🔇
cinder dawn
Centipedes arnt
Yes, centipedes are 4 legged
fathom igloo
so my cricket is meat
cinder dawn
loud pumice
Your free trial of jesus has expired
tall glen
I have more then three legs
tacit meadow
I have more then three legs
Can i have one please
loud pumice
You will now be billed for $9.99 on the card ending in 4508
tacit meadow
You will now be billed for $9.99 on the card ending in 4508
Bro thats a life time supply of jesus for 10 dollars
Truly crazy value
tall glen
hey Frog
loud pumice
We all need Jesus
cinder dawn
I eat frogs
tacit meadow
Wha?
tall glen
loud pumice
Shake its hand
fathom igloo
I eat frogs
tacit meadow
Bro did we just get rizzed by a fucking (toad) not a frog
cinder dawn
It is a centipede
thin wedge
chrome jetty
tall glen
I have some grilled chicken and toasted naan and some kewpie mayo
thin wedge
Sound like a cultural mess
tacit meadow
U toasted nan?
cinder dawn
I have some grilled chicken and toasted naan and some kewpie mayo
I had a bread with wa'ta
chrome jetty
Good evening gentlemen
fathom igloo
tacit meadow
Good evening gentlemen
And cambrie
loud pumice
They roasted yee nan m8
thin wedge
I had a bread with wa'ta
lil cas and waduh
chrome jetty
And cambrie
Ewwww
cinder dawn
lil cas and waduh
Waltuh
tall glen
food is universal
thin wedge
cinder dawn
https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-little-caesars-cup-of-water-broke-mf-kooke...
It represents me so well
cinder dawn
But instead of pizza
loud pumice
Noooooo
tacit meadow
food is universal
Hmmm. Idk, i like achnowledging foods culture.
cinder dawn
taco
chrome jetty
Where is my pie cambrie
tacit meadow
Thats not to say dont eat whatever the fuck u want. But its worth achnowledging
chrome jetty
Just got off work and I’m craving blueberry pie
tacit meadow
Stolen
cinder dawn
Hmmm. Idk, i like achnowledging foods culture.
I like my grilled mega burger with 10 litters of butter and 5 hot dogs strapped on the center, reolled in 5 thick pizzas hot
Penis
plush cobalt
The hiccups are gone
For now
tacit meadow
PEnis
tall glen
Hmmm. Idk, i like achnowledging foods culture.
I also out some creol seasoining on it
chrome jetty
Whatcha gon’ do about it, footboi.
I hope they come back
tacit meadow
I also out some creol seasoining on it
On what?
plush cobalt
Whatcha gon’ do about it, footboi.
Expose that you're the one with the foot kink using facts and logic
tall glen
my nicken naan mayo taco
cinder dawn
My freaking finga hurts out of nowhere
fathom igloo
I hope they come back
I hope your 🦀 come back
cinder dawn
Did someone say foot
🔥
tall glen
crab
tacit meadow
my nicken naan mayo taco
Oh ye.... i forgot what we were talking about lol
chrome jetty
I hope your 🦀 come back
Crab? I’ve never had crabs
tall glen
look
chrome jetty
tall glen
on the subject of feet
simple bear
tall glen
I have some important thoughts
cinder dawn
Crab? I’ve never had crabs
Just remove the shit and you'll enjoy it maybe
fathom igloo
https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-multiple-chins-multiple-chins-old-gif-1485133470...
Jadod irl
simple bear
on the subject of feet
absolute literature
tacit meadow
Speak brother
tall glen
Guys heres a real life coaching tip
simple bear
yessss?
tall glen
Dont be affraid of her feet
simple bear
Dont be affraid of her feet
tacit meadow
What if she kicks me
cinder dawn
If her feet is dirty?
tall glen
when she's just worked a 10 hour shift, have her a glass of wine and a good foot massage
cinder dawn
what now
tall glen
a foot massage can get you very far
cinder dawn
like, real black dirty
simple bear
like, real black dirty
im salivating at the thought..
cinder dawn
im salivating at the thought..
Who isn't
fathom igloo
🤢
tacit meadow
Lord simpius, o foots. What if i have better shit to do that rub her feet.
simple bear
impossible
fathom igloo
plush cobalt
when she's just worked a 10 hour shift, have her a glass of wine and a good foot...
Who is she? You did not establish the antecedent here or in your earlier message
I'm not touching a stranger's feet
tall glen
a fictional girlfriend
fathom igloo
Ofc Omar is here for this conversation
plush cobalt
Well of course she's fictional, this is Discord
plush cobalt
Ofc Omar is here for this conversation
You literally summoned me
fathom igloo
You literally summoned me
Proof?
tall glen
girls dont exist on discord
tacit meadow
Real talk the only foot massaging i do is for my doggy, coz fluffy feet dont coung as feet
And they dont have human toes
plush cobalt
What
tall glen
there are people without toes ass
tacit meadow
Short and stumpy, inbred fingers. Me no like
tacit meadow
there are people without toes ass
Where?
fathom igloo
Read it and weep and then cry and then weep again
You were here that was literally a response to your message 5 seconds prior
tall glen
hospitals
plush cobalt
You were here that was literally a response to your message 5 seconds prior
I had closed discord and returned to YouTube
simple bear
Yt shorts
fathom igloo
I had closed discord and returned to YouTube
In 5 seconds? And I thought I had a short attention span
tall glen
chicken sandwiches are eaten, I shoulda had pickles also
simple bear
i apologize my liege
plush cobalt
In 5 seconds? And I thought I had a short attention span
I'm just trying to get away from y'all as fast as possible at all times
fathom igloo
i apologize my liege
Here’s a $1 to do more
tacit meadow
chicken sandwiches are eaten, I shoulda had pickles also
Okay thats actually culturally not okay
simple bear
chicken sandwiches are eaten, I shoulda had pickles also
u should eat pickled cucumbers
tacit meadow
Ue not allowed to do that
tall glen
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT PICKLES
fathom igloo
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT PICKLES
Woah there Fred jr
tacit meadow
Not pickles, pickles are good
plush cobalt
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT PICKLES
- Stu Pickles fan post
tacit meadow
Naan is not a sandwich
simple bear
Woah there Fred jr
fred figglehorn
fathom igloo
\- Stu Pickles fan post
Go make pudding
plush cobalt
if you make it into a sandwich
Hold the fuck on
With this logic any wood is a house if you use it to build a house
tall glen
oh here we go again
plush cobalt
The house is more than its constituent parts
tall glen
the sandwich dogma arises again
fathom igloo
With this logic any wood is a house if you use it to build a house
You live in America, they already do this.
plush cobalt
This isn't even “what is a sandwich” thing your message just was untrue
simple bear
the intellectuals of general chat have gathered
tacit meadow
Guys go watch the shortant video, where they prove that bread is soup
plush cobalt
You live in America, they already do this.
House for sale (plank of wood)
tall glen
yeah
plush cobalt
I've not seen that on zillow personally
simple bear
Guys go watch the shortant video, where they prove that bread is soup
yesterday i got chicken broth and drank it like water at work
tall glen
thats a house here
tacit meadow
yesterday i got chicken broth and drank it like water at work
Good call
fathom igloo
House for sale (plank of wood)
Nah they’ve rolled back more, now you get paper
tacit meadow
Broth yum
plush cobalt
That's generous
tall glen
BONE BROTH
fathom igloo
If you’re lucky it’s construction paper
plush cobalt
I can write about how much I wish I had a house
A pen is included right
Or a writing utensil of any kind
fathom igloo
I can write about how much I wish I had a house
Buy old. The new ones are made with less paper
plush cobalt
Who am I kidding it'll be a separate charge
plush cobalt
Buy old. The new ones are made with less paper
I don't actually want a house
But thank u
tacit meadow
BONE BROTH
Drinking broth is acceptable according to me, despite society probably disagreeing with it.
But no, you may not.
You can not.
You must not bone the broth.
fathom igloo
I don't actually want a house
You don’t want to be up to your eyeballs in repair debt? Who wouldn’t want this
plush cobalt
I'll settle for being in the peasant class
tall glen
bone broth is great for your health
fathom igloo
I'll settle for being in the peasant class
Nice try MyChart CEO
plush cobalt
I won't pledge fealty to a lord, but I'll pledge rent to a landlord if it means I'm not tied to any one place
tall glen
we dont eat enough bones as a species anymore
fathom igloo
I won't pledge fealty to a lord, but I'll pledge rent to a landlord if it means ...
Simply just buy more homes
plush cobalt
Nice try MyChart CEO
The wildest thing about the dev cycle there is that my biggest project won't even get to the app until probably months from now despite already being released
Depends on the healthcare system but still
fathom igloo
The wildest thing about the dev cycle there is that my biggest project won't eve...
Is it a bug
tacit meadow
we dont eat enough bones as a species anymore
Idk dude, i think theres been a spike in how many bones are getting eaten over the last few years
tall glen
gimme dem bones
plush cobalt
Is it a bug
Oh, it's all bugs. I made it so that the app will crash for patients named Cambrie
fathom igloo
A mysterious bug that wipes all debt?
plush cobalt
A mysterious bug that wipes all debt?
If only
fathom igloo
Oh, it's all bugs. I made it so that the app will crash for patients named Cambr...
I haven’t used MyChart in years
plush cobalt
How's it goin
YABABABABABABABABABABA
plush cobalt
I haven’t used MyChart in years
Well that's unfortunate for an innocent bystander
fathom igloo
YABABABABABABABABABABA
Do you need a pacifier?
onyx igloo
YABABABABABABABABABABA
You reminded me of the crazy rug rats kid
fathom igloo
fathom igloo
Stu Pickles reference, now this
You do sometimes remind me on Angelica
chrome jetty
plush cobalt
You do sometimes remind me on Angelica
She was a queen, I'm a queen. It makes sense
fathom igloo
“How dare you” ~Omar
simple bear
I'm on a rugrats roll
fathom igloo
She was a queen, I'm a queen. It makes sense
simple bear
on all that is holly and jolly i exclusively watched rugrats for a good two years straight once
nothing else
plush cobalt
So true girl speak your truth
plush cobalt
nothing else
When I was younger & had surgery we didn't have cable so I just watched a lot of pbs kids
Not strictly the same as one show but it reminded me of that
simple bear
When I was younger & had surgery we didn't have cable so I just watched a lot of...
Dinosaur show
fathom igloo
When I was younger & had surgery we didn't have cable so I just watched a lot of...
Simply just time travel and pay your parents cable bill
plush cobalt
The dinosaur train or whatever it was
fathom igloo
Dragon tales was better
plush cobalt
Correct
But different purposes I think
That is, dragons were not real
Sorry to break it to you chat
fathom igloo
plush cobalt
Horrible and cursed gif
fathom igloo
I was crushed by an extra dragon tail before
simple bear
tail…..
quiet siren
I just went to Walmart and got some everbearing strawberries, the store fucking closed right as I got to the checkout 😭
simple bear
I just went to Walmart and got some everbearing strawberries, the store fucking ...
smash the glass door windows
chrome jetty
I just went to Walmart and got some everbearing strawberries, the store fucking ...
Call in a bomb threat
quiet siren
I was literally a few feet away from the checkout and they told me I couldn't buy it 😔
fathom igloo
Call in a bomb threat
Jesus
plush cobalt
Someday I'll be everbearing
chrome jetty
I was literally a few feet away from the checkout and they told me I couldn't bu...
Seriously? That’s fucking dumb. Where I work you can buy your shoppings even after we close, but you can’t go through the store
quiet siren
They close the checkouts at 11 pm
plush cobalt
We're sorry. The store is closed. You may not leave until we reopen tomorrow.
quiet siren
They close the checkouts at 11 pm
I was literally a few steps away from the checkout right as it hit 11
chrome jetty
They close the checkouts at 11 pm
Oh, when did the store close?
quiet siren
They force you to leave lol
fathom igloo
Jesus played no part in this plan
I’m not religious but I think you need to be
plush cobalt
They force you to leave lol
Slightly better than being forced to stay
chrome jetty
I’m not religious but I think you need to be
I am, I am my own god
plush cobalt
Yeah you're god...... God damned annoying 😂 😂 😐
last spoke
I just went to Walmart and got some everbearing strawberries, the store fucking ...
I don't see the problem, you shouldn't be buying anything from them anyway
chrome jetty
yeah you should steal it
quiet siren
I don't see the problem, you shouldn't be buying anything from them anyway
There a boycott on Walmart or something? It's basically the only store in a reasonable distance that has any sorta gardening stuff 😔
plush cobalt
Something something no ethical consumption, shop where you want if there aren't better options 🤷
fathom igloo
I have the dragon tales song stuck in my head now
plush cobalt
Good.
quiet siren
I'd have to drive to like
Huntsville or some shit for a different store to buy seeds from
fathom igloo
Something something no ethical consumption, shop where you want if there aren't ...
Don’t forget to mention food deserts
quiet siren
And idk if I trust Amazon bought plants lmao
last spoke
There a boycott on Walmart or something? It's basically the only store in a reas...
Walmart? Try the whole US economy
plush cobalt
Really free markets would prob have seeds but idk how common they are
fathom igloo
And idk if I trust Amazon bought plants lmao
You’re going to get a tiny Barbie couch. No refunds or exchanges.
fathom igloo
Walmart? Try the whole US economy
They live in America, this isn’t an option for them.
tough sundial
Walmart? Try the whole US economy
the logical proposal to the us worker to simply abstain from the us economy
loud pumice
quiet siren
They live in America, this isn’t an option for them.
What they said ^
I can't just drive to a different country to buy a packet of strawberry seeds 😭
plush cobalt
Yes you can. Go on. Do it.
Aw shucks I forgot my receipt, time for another road trip
fathom igloo
What they said ^
I can't just drive to a different country to buy a packet of s...
Buying seeds is honestly a good idea. I keep meaning to pick up some avocados and tomato seeds
quiet siren
It'd be different if I lived in New York state or sum
But I live in Alabama
The drive to Canada or Mexico would be days at least
plush cobalt
Common misconception: tomatoes and avocados don't actually grow from a seed, you buy them from a Grocery Store
tough sundial
driving into canada to shop would be absurd even if nea
quiet siren
Yeah
fathom igloo
Common misconception: tomatoes and avocados don't actually grow from a seed, you...
How do they start then huh magic?
plush cobalt
What's so absurd? Just make a quick drive to pick up groceries
plush cobalt
How do they start then huh magic?
I guess they buy them from other grocery stores
quiet siren
But I live in Alabama
The drive to Canada *or* Mexico would be days at least
Leaving the southern United States for the first time in my life to buy some strawberries, y'all
plush cobalt
As you should
fathom igloo
What's so absurd? Just make a quick drive to pick up groceries
Your groceries would go bad by the time you get through the line PLUS your items have to be checked so takes even longer (I did this once, not a grocery trip but brought back food items from vacation)
plush cobalt
Yeah food in international travel is a no-no
But to be clear that wasn't a serious question lol
fathom igloo
The border agent was not pleased I had snacks 😂
quiet siren
Leaving the southern United States for the first time in my life to buy some str...
I want to move to Massachusetts or something (if not leave the country entirely) but for now the farthest from Alabama I've ever been was Savannah GA
fathom igloo
I mean I guess I get it because people probably do smuggle whatever in food packages thinking they won’t get checked
onyx igloo
When we ran out of normal creamer at the grocery I had to buy that fancy organical brandins
I suddenly gained a beard and man bun and want to make mid 30 dollar burgers!
plush cobalt
I like to move the stress in Alabama from 'bama to 'labama. I enjoy how it sounds. Just a quick peek into my twisted mind
onyx igloo
It was crazy man.
quiet siren
I like to move the stress in Alabama from 'bama to 'labama. I enjoy how it sound...
Dear god.
quiet siren
I want to move to Massachusetts or something (if not leave the country entirely)...
Farthest north I've ever been was Nashville lmao
fathom igloo
Sometimes I try to get Omar fired out of a circus cannon from here… but as you can see it never happens
onyx igloo
Have you tried a normal cannon
plush cobalt
I'm all for the circus cannon actually
fathom igloo
No, it has to look ridiculous
plush cobalt
I've made my stance clear on mimes vs. clowns but for just the entertainment value a clown cannon would go hard
Mimes are still better though
fathom igloo
plush cobalt
Not that one
quiet siren
Fun fact: northern Alabama (and eastern Tennessee) tried to become their own state in the civil war
To fight against the Confederacy
plush cobalt
Evidently they did not try hard enough
quiet siren
Tbh I think the entire reason we failed that mission is the name we chose
"Nickajack"
fathom igloo
Not that one
quiet siren
"Nickajack"
The courts probably looked at that and laughed their asses off
plush cobalt
A quick search says it's a corruption of a Cherokee word (ᎠᏂ ᎫᏌᏘ Ᏹ)
plush cobalt
Perhaps the courts should've considered that before laughing their asses off
No sillier than some existing state names
quiet siren
I'm far northeast in AL, kinda weird how my area went from "FUCK THE CONFEDERACY" to flying their flag in every other yard-
quiet siren
Yeah, I see like 40 a day 😭
quiet siren
I think my family's lived in my area for like
Almost 2 centuries or some shit-
A long time
I wanna know how my great great great grandpa or whatever handled the summer before AC was invented...
tall glen
I just went to Walmart and got some everbearing strawberries, the store fucking ...
me every monday
harsh vault
hai chat!!
livid notch
tacit meadow
Murder
harsh vault
dont oppose me
tacit meadow
Or what
tacit meadow
Lmfao
harsh vault
whats funny?
neat moat
Me
harsh vault
ghoti...
neat moat
I am the harbinger of funny
harsh vault
i hate you!
neat moat
I am indifferent (im litterally crying rn)
neat moat
It is ok (it was not ok)
harsh vault
im sorry
harsh vault
it is?
neat moat
Yes
neat moat
I cant ever joke with the floof 🙄
harsh vault
good
neat moat
harsh vault
id rather lose just to see you happy!
harsh vault
but it doesnt make me happy
and you should learn new ways to make you happy
thats unhealthy
neat moat
plush cobalt
Asked. Care.
harsh vault
omar!
plush cobalt
That will be $5
harsh vault
whats your paypal
plush cobalt
I've decided to start charging for addressing me directly
I don't use PayPal you can just mail me a check
harsh vault
whats your P.O
hardy muralBOT
plush cobalt
Just write Omar on the envelope they'll know
karmic jetty
whats ur B.O
harsh vault
zerol
plush cobalt
Heavenly
harsh vault
hai zerol!
plush cobalt
I do not beg. I demand.
neat moat
Shoo omar
harsh vault
be nice
neat moat
You lower the property value of the server
karmic jetty
You lower the property value of the server
this benefits us greatly
now the plungies have to pay rent
neat moat
That will be $5
neat moat
tacit meadow
I do not beg. I demand.
Pics of feet
harsh vault
:c
karmic jetty
bad
harsh vault
im going to rip your balls off
neat moat
go to your room and think what you have done
neat moat
im going to rip your balls off
5 dollars in the swear jar
karmic jetty
be nice
is bad
smh my head
tacit meadow
U should be
karmic jetty
pot calling the chiken raw!!
harsh vault
i dont talk to builders
tacit meadow
Bad mum, setting bad examples
neat moat
Roleism 💀
tacit meadow
😦
neat moat
Mum
harsh vault
wait
tacit meadow
Iv been here longer than u
neat moat
British swine spotted
harsh vault
Iv been here longer than u
wrong
tacit meadow
I doubt thats true
harsh vault
when did you join
karmic jetty
ass been here longer
tacit meadow
About 2 years ago
tacit meadow
Well i havent seen u around
harsh vault
then why cant i rmbr u 🤓
i used to be FrostyTFG
onyx igloo
Cat is baked
harsh vault
im nice
tacit meadow
I dont
onyx igloo
Blue and red heart?
neat moat
Zee has soft spot for cats
onyx igloo
Tf2 reference?
karmic jetty
get out
harsh vault
who?
neat moat
https://tenor.com/view/big-dude-vs-fat-dude-big-dude-fat-boy-shooting-american-shooting-gif-18680553
tacit meadow
Whens the heavy update?
harsh vault
ghoti be nice
neat moat
Floofie is2g
onyx igloo
You are 2g
tacit meadow
Ur too gay
onyx igloo
The wifi connection
neat moat
It was funny the first time, not the 212th time
tacit meadow
O
harsh vault
nooo
harsh vault
i not doing it for funnies
harsh vault
i doing it because i want the world to be nice
neat moat
i not doing it for funnies
idc, its kinda annoying
tacit meadow
It got old ye
harsh vault
idc, its kinda annoying
then learn to be nice?
tacit meadow
What does ur world of niceness look like? No jokes, ever.
harsh vault
exactly
neat moat
then learn to be nice?
Theres a difference between being playful and being mean
onyx igloo
Me realizing I'm getting old and still have the humor of raging streamers being funny:
harsh vault
and give respect
tacit meadow
Hmmm
neat moat
Assasin
tacit meadow
Calling something weird isnt nice
karmic jetty
Me realizing I'm getting old and still have the humor of raging streamers being ...
ur still a fetus
neat moat
I have a target for you
harsh vault
be nice ghoti.
onyx igloo
people should be formal
Can I like make those late 1800s style arts and wear a suit
harsh vault
Can I like make those late 1800s style arts and wear a suit
please do
onyx igloo
And speak like Trelawny from rdr2
harsh vault
yes
onyx igloo
Fair enough
neat moat
Sean
onyx igloo
What
onyx igloo
There is no mines
karmic jetty
when is ghoti katana
neat moat
Miners go to the mines
onyx igloo
I'm building a house idiot
neat moat
MINE
harsh vault
floofie, why arent you mining coal
because im too busy making money?
harsh vault
be nice
tacit meadow
Mining coal is how u make money
onyx igloo
Give me some money for bad financial decisions please
harsh vault
i will not listen to a rude person
neat moat
exactly
harsh vault
if you want me to make you money, we have to go through the responsible process
neat moat
onyx igloo
No don't be a pinkerton
tacit meadow
Plonk
neat moat
This can be you sean
harsh vault
be nice
onyx igloo
This can be you sean
I'm 16 so just add height
neat moat
We can shave ya down
tacit meadow
Wait, are u one of maxes head mates?
karmic jetty
maximillian
neat moat
sure
harsh vault
what brings you to joke about child labor?
karmic jetty
impaulsive
onyx igloo
Jake Paul disease
neat moat
Look at him and tell me you dont go "hell yeah"
tacit meadow
Impsalve
harsh vault
im the fun police
harsh vault
i show good manners
onyx igloo
The fun police are the actual police
harsh vault
must be a fine gentlewoman
tacit meadow
Ur with max anf mrrp n all that ye floofie?
harsh vault
no
neat moat
The fun police turn off their bodycams
onyx igloo
Can we have a fake western town so I can blow up the safes with dynamite and collect bonds please
harsh vault
as long as its only for recreational purposes
neat moat
You can alrady do that
onyx igloo
I'm gonna Payday 2 this
neat moat
Yeah not here theres no safes
neat moat
POLICE BRUTALITY
harsh vault
then i shall drink your water!
harsh vault
how?
neat moat
I dont wana explain vro....
neat moat
Youre worse acn you know it
onyx igloo
Bro I got some story from family
harsh vault
tru
neat moat
tell
harsh vault
let me demonstrate!
neat moat
No stop
harsh vault
:c
onyx igloo
So I've got an older cousin who's like 28, had no job at the time and smoked weed
neat moat
Spork still