#general_chat
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Rain World was not included
He wants your soul
It's already mine
Not again
What do you mean by that ghoti
Omar got a yelp review before we get gta6
Kentucky rain
TRUE YES!
I'm a 10/10 now, officially
bad floof
before gta6 joke, slightly overused, slightly creative 4/10
Looks like you're not a 10/10
I am
Off to give you a -20/10 review
But my perfect rating(s)

Spicy plunger said what now?
Tony Soprano
Oh wait you’re not even ranked
i wish i knew what this means, i chat here for questions, which i ususally dont have
Your profile crashed my phone
Plunger is an extremely offensive insult and you should probably report directly to the president (it's part of the ranking system in the server, based on messages)
Mario Bros
what is up my plunger
i see i see. ineffective towards me 1/10
are you allowed to talk about pirated/pirating things if youre not specifically instructing how to pirate the things/sharing links for them
Mr. President? We have a situation
I’m going to report you to Luigi
I believe so (but probably better to not)
Ceo
Omar is the ceo of MyChart
your report has been noted and review for action
I left that company two months ago 😎
what reason?
That’s when everything got better
And then the fire nation attacked
Decided to become a full-time sex icon
Jerkmate champion
ive seen a surprising amount of people who dont know that the blink-182 album is called enema of the state, not enemy of the state and its always really funny to me
Hes do be ranking in
Your customer base is one person named sink on yelp so I don’t think this is a flex
I have 44 matches won and 2 lost with a C/S rate of 0.01
Whoa whoa whoa—sex icon, not sex worker
:(
Your customer is sad
Help them
I don't have a customer
You can plunge a sink
I'm... Brigitte Bardot. I'm Marilyn Monroe. I'm that one character from the Roger Rabbit movie
cant sink a plunge
No, it’s a Jadod
Oh god jadod is back
Wise words
No im not
plungers united
Hola
Forgot my quota, don’t want to get in trouble for not reaching it
If jadod was an animal what would he be?
Dolphin
Probably sid from ice age
Cockroach
Radroach
Fallout new wokeass reference
I love cockroaches
@chrome jetty I hope you’re reading this
Fallout new bugs
If it makes you feel any better Jadod, I think you're all cockroaches
Don’t console him!
I am a pink dolphin
I won't, I prefer PC
i have this friend who constantly brags about how 'we listen to the same music' and its so obvious she has no idea what music i listen to because she listens to shitty hyperpop and i listen to actually good music
Public Commoner feet?
Too bad
You have an obsession
What is hyperpop
go and kill him or something
trash
Nice try
ive tried to explain to her that we definitely do NOT listen to the same music but she persists
I have this friend who talks about me behind my back in large servers about this mildly annoying behavior of mine
i would cut up all his body parts and throw them in different main areas of the city with the word sex written in his chest
Your friend popo
who
Your friend
yeah sometimes i wanna do that
Do it
Popo? 👮
Popo in spanish
i hate people who pretend to know about shit they dont know about
its okay to be honest when you dont know shit about something
cerdo
Mf you're on the internet
I am a knower of things that i know that know me
Everyone thinks they know everything here
it hurts
Join em
Go ahead, ask something about knowledge to my brain full of knowledge @foggy remnant
you guys should listen to Clown by The Side Eyes its a good song
i know The Side Eyes sounds like a bad name but trust me this was before that whole meme
whats 9 + 10
Tu madre
damn this guys good
hai chat!
how ish uus?
Ja
yes?
Sí
what are the three correlations for scatter plots
👻
woah ur so smart
Well he was talking about me 💁🏻♀️
i owe my friend 6 dollars and hes the most terrifying person i know
he might execute me
Pay up
Smartness is different to Knowledge yes yes yes
i call him 'godfather' because he really likes mafia movies and hes really creepy and talks slowly
Cartel
And you thought it was wise to borrow money from him?
i needed the hatsune miku fortnite skin
HAHAHA
Real mafia doesnt let you pay them back
was it Moopy?
teehee
Hello
Hello mafia boss
Hi
the favor he wants is the ready or not dlc
Shitty or not
gets a full back plate dragon tatoo
readyshit orshit notshit
ready for the mafia
In non Roblox player English?
Oh sorry
ready or not isnt a roblox game
Sex
:3
I've been waiting like 2 weeks for an update on the applicatuon response, and only now did they actually send it
I only want to date girls with absolutely the worst garbage scottish accents
like littealy a few minutes ago
hai
I needed this done weeks ago
im scottish
says the person who likes being on a metal leash
thats not true by the way
i will leak the dms
projecting
what are your thoughts on tiny meat pies?
yummy
french canadian is even better
WOOHOO
I wanna date a girl that sounds like a Goose
french canadian is like the better france
I eat babies
meow honk
hai riley!
haiiiii floof
how ish uus
am oki
thas gud
o nu
im alr it just unpleasant
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French Canadian chick / ...
a goose
Someone who uses dynamic traits + more dynamic traits... Can you gain super immune over time somehow?
whats irvingtens population
big number
like alot alot?
i knew a girl from quebec who sounded almost exactly like this
that woman was pure evil however
1,197
I might be wrong, I googled it
alr
@surreal mirage Mark is getting blue suit in fortnite
i think 40 molotovs enough
Google also says 7682 on x1 pop.
https://www.reddit.com/r/projectzomboid/comments/1idg7cf/b42_irvington_zombie_population_x1/
do with that what you will since it’s Reddit
Wdym zippers
woag
the only reason i'm aware of this company is bc of an old Call Me Kevin video
bc otherwise who tf knows any zipper company
No cat
exactly
enthusiasts of culture
name a single zipper company, other than ykk.
orbel
I'm sure you just looked all of those up
im on my phone
I meant w/o using google
fair i guess
im an outlier so youre not totally wrong
also fair
i just enjoy niche industries
i went to a conference for internet archival of a game from 1990 10 years ago
even tho i had never played it

the game is called active worlds
still around i think
looked this up on a whim, idk why potato sacks was the first thing I could think of
while making a new cover for my playlist i accidentally made it sideways
im too lazy to fix it
very interesting
i hate googles ui
ngl it might look like a fire album cover
i can change it to like duckduckgo or something
its just a play on descendents album covers with the name of my playlist and my name instead
i decided to do that #1: because i like descendents and #2: because i look like milo
oh
i assume that's in reference to the disney films?
milo is a lineart image
how do you like him
also he looks like an inverted phineas from phineas and ferb
ooooh, Punk rock band
and he looks exactly like me
Who be using these instead the cheese grater mice
yes i listen to a lot of punk rock and pop punk bands
cheese grater?
any cyberpunk?
this mouse tastes better at 3 am
my local library had these as a child and one time i broke it and drank the liquid from it
I never use it but I own one of these. I hate it.
u need the mouse with all those fucking buttons
yes as a child i drank the blue liquid from those fruiter aero mouses
damn its suppose to be good for you tho
it's super super uncomfortable
looks like an arcade machine knob
u are still a child
it's more like a mouse you hold like a trigger. and sideways
are you god
do you decide my age
i do not obey your commands
im not god but i am entropy
you are a grain of sand in a beach to me
i am myself i am great and i am the most important person to myself
Since i have Dynamic Traits- Im just gonna start the game as an Average joe
but you mean nothing to me
our battle will be legendary ahh comment
I ate a whole bag of raw frozen crab meat as a kid once. idk wtfh was wrong with me that night
thats so cool
Why not a below-average joe
when i was a little kid i ate the crumbs under the table
you didn't ask one
you didnt ask me a question and even if you did i dont have to answer it for i have free will
Cuz i wanna represent what the AVERAGE Person would go through when stepping out into the apocalypse
averagist
The 'average' person today would probably be 'below average' when against the regular Joe in '93.
Take away their phone for a couple of hours.
Most people don't even know what www. Means
Crazy
i thought bro was shlanging it for a second there
once again, source 🤓 
There exist people who cannot even find their way across the street without Google Maps.
What does it mean
I... have terrible directional awareness, so I am one of those people, for the most part...
It means they can't comprehend experience without a written source curated and signed off by 'important people', because they don't go outside much.

I'm 20 turning 21 on the 12th and I know what that is, ask most people my age and they wouldn't be able to tell ya most likely
thats an odd way of saying that i dont want misinformation spread online 
even sources can spread misinformation wdym
Tbh people these days get info from Reddit of all places. I'd start there.
Misinformation is the internet

thats not a credible source
dam a march boy
im aware
pull a dusty tome off the mantle and open the dry pages, blowing dust off them, and cite me a phrase from the 1800's
should i specify i want credible sources
It isn't. That's where the bulk of it comes from.
jokes aside old books are so cool i love them
Almost nothing is a credible source these days even the cdc gets caught lying
real
I'm gay
hi gay, im sylveon
Gay = Happy pre 1900s
im gay and happy :3
I'm sure they wouldn't use an apostrophe but still
I'm bi-curious at most
I like men way more than women but I like both yeah same
im straight
this is a bit wonky
i am a
and some men are really cool too

Read any hunter Thomson
I think my type for men is legit femboy-ish idk of anything else to describe it. (Little-to-no muscles, no facial or body hair, friendly)
femboys arent my thing
Too many hate crimes here to be openly gay
tbh im not into anything that makes people look like children
???
My type for Women tho, they only have to tolerate anime and video games, and are friendly
sucks man, sorry dude
no one said that
Tolerate?
i know
I tolerate myself
may you find a better place to live in the future dude, or it becomes safer in time 
yeah they can not be into games or anime, but they can't outright hate either
TIME
did you see the tierlist by women dstroyer
time is a hungry clock in a house of mirrors
if ur a man that doesnt read books ur never getting a gf 😔
no?
dude i havent read a book since i was like 13
most attractive male hobbies are something
Hence why I'm bi-curious
bro what
you understand, mechanical hands, are the ruler of everything
u just need to pretend u read
You can read?
men like book readers too mate
idk what bicurious is bro just say bisexual
barely
means I can't imagine suckin but I can imagine kissin
is this really a surprising statement be so fr rn
it is
idk man maybe im just a book guy in a vacuum but i dont know anyone that doesnt read recreationally
but we're going a bit too far now i think
why would i read thats what nerds do
Yeah kinda weird convo😭
Personally I do like to read code and try to decipher it
aka programming, not like ciphers
NERD!!!! 🫵
I don't read as much as the 1k+ books i read from like 10-15 but i still read a book here and there and have a few I work on a chapter here and a chapter there
acknowledged
I read digital books stopped reading physical copies after they raised the prices insanely high
Personally I can't stand those women that hate guys for indulging in hobbies they can nerd over, and are otherwise 'harmless'. Like tabletops, video games or model kits.
Yet my peers are psychotically into ridiculous things like ugly stuffed toy trinkets just because some Kpooper likes it, or "outdoorsy" things like rock climbing and hiking which they'd do just once and claim it's their life.
"Songs that the Hyades shall sing,
Where flap the tatters of the King,
Must die unheard in
Dim Carcosa."
cassida's song, the kind in yellow, 1895
took long cause i had to get the pdf off cloud on my phone
Good thing I love the drums
why is foreign language a hobby
I've been learning spanish so...
any biological women into astronomy 👉👈
Funnily enough, it is in some parts of the world.
and learning how to cook
i sense that youre a scorpio....
im pisces
Same
i just bullshit and it works
I understand most Americans are essentially monolingual, with Spanish being an optional.
I am knowledgeable of astronomy, but i wouldn't call any of these my hobby tbh
Have no idea what it means but I'm march
how
you think i even know when a fucking pisces is born
im march too
imagine only knowing english
Sounds about right 
not really.
wait nvm
I learned tiny bits of German
Essentially.
i read it as multiligual
Only enough to say I don't speak fluent German haha
yeah nvm
i know plenty of people who are multilingual
Swearing in Russian doesn't count!
most europeans can speak atleast 3 languages
Meaning I'm a scorpio
What about Chinese?
up to 4 even
I hate my birthday month
sagittarius amirite ladies
你妈炸了
Can't do anything outside ever
multilingual means you can at least speak another language/s conversationally apart from your native language
if all 4 languages are 99% the same thats hardly a difference though
If you're a native English speaker, there's no point in learning anything else except as a hobby
wrong

so real for this
nah mate
Yo hablo espanol un poco
thats such a narrow view of the world
I'm glad I grew up speaking the world's most common language
Not true. Everywhere is basically connected now.
i couldve chose to learn either french or german as my 4th but my foolish young brain decided to study a language i already knew just to get an advantage with grades
i regret
"erm, you dumb americans only know one language! learn some more!" no thanks i speak the one that matters already. get fucked idiot 🧌
mandarin?
It might not be essential for survival, but it's not pointless at all.
social commentary jumpscare
I wonder if for some they just don't get seeing a hobby as something that simply is a pleasantry and not serving to advance the social ladder or smth? Dunno, I don't think about it enough to have a real opinion other than "yeah i like trains"
I envy everyone who has English as their first language
but there's also a autotranslator on your phone, albeit not a good one
I thought English was the most used language
With nato and allat
"the one the matters"
i genuinely pity people that still try to invoke a serious conversation with me
I'm stupid tho could be very wrong
It is
China's population is still far greater. And Chinese are all over the world as much as English-speakers are.
I don't have anything I can call a hobby, other than I guess coding? I code in C++ for fun tho from time to time
its the most common if you include second language speakers but native english speakers are 600 million less than native mandarin speakers
In my experience where I live in the states there's a lot of people who do want to learn a second language but it's not really a cultural norm and as such people don't really put time into it nor have the resources to do so
chinese is asia's english
why does anyone bother to have discussions with me im literally not capable of forming constructive thoughts i just be sayin shit fr!
yurr
theres 290 mill first language english speakers but 990 mill mandarin speakers [first languae]
true
Thats for sure one, but also like anything that brings you a bit of peace or happiness can be a hobby, it don't have to advance anything in your life :P
there are however 1.1 billion L2 english speakers
I mean, that's not a fair comparison, since china's 1.4b in one country.
eft should be classified as self harm
I do want to learn Danish and maybe some others because of close friends but i have no fuckin clue where to start
true and fair
and english has australia, new zealand, america, uk etc to back it up
i would say its fair
The legacy of the British empire is still being felt all across the world, and than US as richest country
My doctor said I'll never lead a normal life 😀
I only know 3 languages, not counting dialects.
when you put it that way...

🤔
984 BILLION IN DISCRETIONARY SPENDING (sounds of freedom being dispensed via missiles)
MURICA
more then most this chat have combined
A wild fren spotted!
I can only speak fluent English, but i can usually use context clues to decipher most languages that use the alphabet
no
Cool, what languages?
why :(
i don’t like fortnite
Airforce ones on godzilla
exactly
But I am probably a bit of an exception as a large amount of my friendship is with people who are second language english speakers so I get a lot of casual exposure to their native language, which does give me more room to think than other americans
Fortnite, fortnite has changed
fuck off
EN, CN, JP. Abit of some Chinese and regional dialects.
yeah its me
literally shaking thinking about how badly i wanna play fortnite
thats called dedication
War stays mogging, ong
My cousins
anyone wanna join my vc im lonely rn 😭
no mate
are you playing fortnite
why is that inc3l mass shooter guy the gif for "get mogged"
like why
Ruined mogged for me now
dude
naw thats crazy 😭
ew :(
Just how memes are.
good. less brainrot
true but it's still disgusting
Some brainrot is funny but 99% of it is garbagio
embed fail
wtf

raccoon business
did he get to the other side
not your concern
Buckshot to raccoon
did you kill the raccoon
I wanna watch that guy get hounded by like 30 raccoons over hot dogs now
Yes
This guy is super wholesome. Feeding 25 raccoons every night ☺️
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofp26_oc4CA
it was snowing with freezing temperatures and the raccoons were super hungry and knew they had to stock up for the long winter.
I am a retired RCMP Officer living in a rural setting in Nova Scotia, Canada. I spend my time enjoying nature and feeding my furry friends, the raccoons. I also feed the deer in the winter months and many varieties of b...
did you take a pic, fellow embedder?
We used to do that to woodchucks and coyotes
More of Trash Pandas imo
I'm only human after all
Still cute tho
Never gonna change my mind on most animals being cute
true
hai chat!
No bulls or blacktip reefs tho
Bro is just feeling a bit under the weather
Moe
blehp
bi-sexual/curious stuff and raccoons
why
Hello [:<
hai!
Yeah chat got goofy
o
Because this chat doesn’t know how to behave
Hi
how ish uus?
Tired wbu
😶 🟡 😶 ok u got me
I’m tired of the random creaking noises in my house. One of these days I’m going to put up padded walls
then you will look crazy!
mlep
But it will be quiet so I won’t actually be crazy
chat is gonna get DUBIOUS...
a little...SILLY
bai bai
:3
honk
i want a hoodie to steal
Find a random boy and befriend him… then when he invites you over, raid his closet
Shid
i’m gonna yell at my boyfriend to give me one
That works too
new relationship and already down 3 shirts
women are ruthless man.
took my favorite ones too
she wanted em
explain this phenomenom to me
woman like big shirt
man usually have bigger shirt
shirt smell like man
woman likes
steal
profit?
weird
My husband never got his hoodies back after my last pregnancy… they went in the maternity clothes box 😂
thats on him he can just go get em
He doesn’t know where I put them
maybe its just me but man i got some attachment to certain clothes
WHY WONT YOU TELL HIM
WHY GATEKEEP THEM
Goodluck finding them in that closet
It was popular in my high-school big time
Except cool chip smells like stinky
its just a thing man

erm no i actually smell really nice thanks

I was too broke to be giving away hoodies tho 
Maybe after next/last baby he can have them back
im not in the know of this experience

Isl that tru chat?
y'all gonna have MORE?
Does cool chip smell good?
1 more
why
1 last shot at a boy it sounds like
are you collecting pokemon
tell that man to LOCK. IN.
yall already got what, 3?
2
ah yes
That’s my business
3 is the magic number before it becomes too crazy
rule of threes
Magic conch? Will I ever get married?
i woulda had more kids but unfortunately the universe had other plans
the writers needed to use the literary device

i forget you are with child
yeah hes eating shrimp rn
gator drop the sauce
2 feet away
stop gatekeeping
WHO
the sauce?
give dating advice
oh lmfao
cool chip
i dont have any
dont ask cool chip
im funny and conventionally attractive i dont have to actually try
Ah
his romantic history is not sustainable
Ih ohhhh
THAT GOES HARD
vending machine swimbait fucks
thank you

community center that has a river that lines past it and a couple small lakes with fish in them that you can fish at, has this in the vending machine.
that is kinda cool ngl
also for the record ive had very healthy relationships before !
grrr
how dare you
deadbeat dad hours?
ok twink
twink is insane
stink you can't call him a twink he's not gay
i can do it im allowed
And I was just imagining, finding a fishing kit in the vending machine at the bus. stop next to the lake you can fish at in rosewood
oh ok
Get the Reese’s
and its ironic
my girlfriend said im a strong handsome man 
ok twink
i hate reese
GRRRR
reese's
Suddenly the lamp looks fuzzy
whatever the fuck its called
i have a lady in my head that calls me stud muffin
reses puffs
yeah that
You hate everything joyful
its too sweet and the peanut butter taste boring
she called me "darling" and i folded so fucking fast its unreal
idk why americans hype it up
Real life squilium
the peanut butter doesnt even taste like peanut butter
im proud of you son
Eat ‘em up eat ‘em up eat ‘em up!
Drugs
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what would you do~ for a klondike bar
Cut you in half
squillium is voiced by perry the platapus
blep
dooby dooby do ba dooby dooby do ba
I forgot about the $50 cookie I got from the one and only anime convention I've ever been to. Until I was reminded by a friend.
50 dollars
THIS was worth 50 bucks.
I was like 16 so I didn't understand how money worked but still
Is there gold inside?
nope. just sugar
Why was it $50
i didn't even notice the little sister thing until now
yeah
I admit. I was cringe back then. Still am sometimes now, but significantly worse back in 2014
I'm not in the pic btw
I mean kids do wild things but I’m more concerned with the fact adults were charging $50 for a cookie
My dad somehow didn't mind paying that much. we didn't even get any merch after
It WaS fOr ThE eXpEriEnCe!1!
Yeah I mean I’d do anything for my kids too but wow I just want to know the reasoning why they charged that lol
^
same
real
They don’t even charge that much for a cookie at Disney world
Yep.
Btw the anime convention was called OtaCon, in Maryland
$50 cookie
explain
i really dont give a fuck about disney properties
i didnt know there was a difference
First gay man in history who doesn't fanboy over Disney
wrong dude
im a gay man of taste
damn TRIPLE embed fail!
try again bro
No, Disney world is Florida Disney land is California
does your bf like Disney
fuck no dude
Still
he's squidward
ya
he plays the piano
@south mortar @quaint valley you need lvl 10 to embed here
NOT THE RAT
what are these two numnuts on about
I'm guessing it's about reggie?
quit your tomfoolery
oh you shouldn't have asked.
I wasn’t asking if you liked it, I was using it because it’s overpriced place but not even they charge $50 for the cookies
telling me things
Ah
It's an old meme
Huh?
kill me now
nah I'm joking
Wait
/kill @south mortar
dies
sorry don't have admin perms
speaking on what
...
it
okay.... <@&671452400221159444> He Literally posted gay porn. dick and all
wait Reggie is a mouse? I thought they were a rat
does it matter?
@quasi slate save us
i wouldnt say thats specifically gay but it is not something i thought id find here
<@&671452400221159444>
nah it was a missclick
you speaking on what they're sending?
haven't clicked a single link
i am a genderless child from undertale i do not have nuts
biblically accurate nuts
funny ragdoll go brrr
What the heck is happening
dont click any of the links cam cam
stink, dox these trolls
genuinely mate dont
they're posting masturbatibg gay men and monkeys
edgy guy posting gross videos
yep
ow.
so just dont click anything
interesting they have it all saved on their phone
pc
what are they sending stink
WHAT
🤓 
i didnt watch that one
LEAVE THE RATS ALONE :[
and beastiality porn omfg
my gay man rating: 0
reason: i dont need one
just ignore them
dont feed the troll
Give please
@neat moat Ghoti!
hi fren
hai!
yeah....i see that
im watching yall
So many blocked messages
im ok :)
How is it they always time it perfectly with the times mods are busy
the literal first actual meme.
that isn't sexual.
of some guy being odd. that's about it
no?
dont engage
bro is opening malicious links unprotected
bruh It was tenor
theyre mentally malicious
true
stink email him 5million viruses
they dont have malware
dstroyer don't engage at all, they are just gonna do more if you touch anything they post
afaik
never trust a link
I didn't think about that tbh
https://gamergirl.pro/JH0CUZ
not rickroll btw
what is everyone bitching about now
bro decided we were the issue
dudes posting literal gay pron, bestiality
im gonna play spess
when will you learn i literally show up, start shit, and then let everyone argue while i go do something else
its my favorite passtime
chip your arguments are a beautiful melody compared to this shit
stream it
wtf
ok chip


