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i agree
luckily,god chose NOT to drop gods silliest syndicate agent into existance that day
actually i dunno if that was misfortune or luck for you
☺️☺️☺️☺️
kurt cobain
Jadod likes violence
if ur small wouldn't it be hard to aim
really could go deepfrying these right about now ☺️
just a sawed off
hmmm so are komodo dragons venemous or not
balls the uhhh
they are
their bite paralyses you
echo echo
Balls the 1124th
hai!
absolute cinema
dont have alot of evidence for that apparently
wagwan frostie
what happeend to the first 1123rd pair
interesting stuff
Holomatic happened
whats that
fish soup
you are jamaican?
no
Cold rotten moldy
28rd 26nd and 23th
li*zard
wdf vita carnis
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spoopy
I don’t think we should try to understand them
dagon
Theys evil bastards
komodo dragon deez nuts
got em
fr
big lizor
is that a vacuum for ur lungs

Well…yes!
but why
wait until a linux user sees Berry
so you can make your chest smaller to fit through tight caves
and then die anyway
cave diver
cavr diver
cave
cave diver
what if instead of a berry you were a cabbage
cat diver
oml
honestly doable
I ended up on this side of tiktok once…. Took forever to get off of it
why are you demon coreing your lungs
i love em xD
Just get so close that you don’t need to aim
That’s wild
Violence solves all problems.
I understand them
always knew ur a li*zard
do u have serrated iron teeth
hand it over
rips it out
ur no queen
🪥
Yandere
mm woter
it’s so easy to get carried away in the steam workshop, so many good things, project zomboid and gmod especially, i get really carried away downloading stuff so i limit myself to like 10 pages of scrolling 😭
ok all running to the dr's office wish me a not 20 minute wait
why are u runnin
they demand blood
you dating the doctor?
walk don’t run! zombies are slower than you.
why is mooper balls
my last gf was a phleb
balls
moops stealing holo's light
hes balling
hes faded
low taper fade
👀
still massive
I need a haircut fr

Simply cut your hair
How did u get that Jco badge
yes
How to get it
I’m one of those ppl that tries to be cool
so ur a sellsword
have u no honour
yk what I’ll invite u
Thanks!
DMs
observing the plungies in their habitat
so this is how they mingle
fine specimens

And none of them have PayPal’ed me 30,000 usd. Disappointed.
Thanks
ur demanding too much
For inviting
Ur welcome

When wil they check
nah id win
That was the discount… I wanted $60k
U just need to wait it can’t take that long
grr
Ok

grr
what a ripoff!!!
u still havent found the echo seed
was day
wilds?
SMH!!! look at this BEGINNER. hasn't even been in a purple system yet
i can grow my very own Echo and get him that victory dub
what the echo seed do
what the echos seed do

lesbiab
I dont know enough lesbians
I only know 1
and my cousin I guess
But shes bi so

grandma asking my lesbian cousin when she's gonna bring home a bf
me at dinner trying not to laugh
That woulda been funny
im here
why are u awake
oh no
Hello Mr stinkman fartads
the gays is here
i finished at the gym

hence im awake
are you collecting them?
Yes
is for the scrapbooks
the lesbodex
Dark rituals
I dont have any lesbian roommates
send them to homedepo after as a treat
This can be solved
lgtv
I need both fashion advice and an oil change on my car
Lmao
quoting scarf: lumberjacks appropriated flannel from lesbiabs
You are evil 😂😂😂😂
counterpoint: lesbian lumberjack
thats not a counterpoint
with biceps right

of course with biceps
why does chat always do this
it is
is that hour
when the bells toll
the taco bell
ture
stink just hates being wrong
the toiler
that is incorrect
wrong
the soiler
Who would win in a physical fight fish or stink?
theres an infinity nikki emotes and stickers competition
no one can withstand the smell of stink
corpo chibi
zee about to get them dollas
Maybe you should shower with soap
hmmmm
for those who hunger
zeerol is getting better at diyap's artstyle
what about those who fear
Just ate meat for the first time in 4 years
theres another bell for that
?
meatcanyon video
I was vegetarian for 4 years
ehh i was lookin more into opinew
beans
I’m eating meat now
What kind
baked beans
stink
turkey
grill them
Not you
Whyyyyy
stink and I are vegan. We know how to protein
Only mean we had
Not only were their kabas taken away. They were given a forest fire in return
america moment
diyap is opinew lol
California*
how would i know!!!!!
Remembering the time a huge fire was caused by a gender reveal party
how would chat survive on snowpiercer
California isn’t the only state with wildfires
which ones bcs there were plenty
we've monopolized wildfires
we own all the wildfires
wildfire
is tamed
No, AARP owns them
True
is it truly wild in captivity
At least that’s what fb 90 year olds say
we had to put them down
i also really like Panto's art it's super cute
stalking zee
I will consume
yoo
will keep that in mind
your seed
Echo is a seed
wdf
echos singular seed
bcs its not plural 🤓
how do you know
also theres collective singular
seed can refer to many things, some of which are in abundance
🤓 
lalala i dont hear u
this one is collective singular - it is A echo seed, but echo seeds are plentiful in the right conditions
there are many fish but not many different fishes
Who corrupted arias brain
no thats just singular
many is an adjective
you are a collective singular
I hope they appreciate the car batteries i sent them
Moose, meese
moose
mooses
just moose
meesies
i am? cooooool

balls is typing
balls.
how do u know its plural balls
diyap created one of the greatest gacha memes back in the year of early 2019...
look
the Rabi
a rabi, a drunk and chat enters a bar

embawwassed
Hello
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Good
👀
@quasi slate
good luck bruv
I’m seeing things
strange times we're living in
rock
drink some water, you might feel better
wow ive heard alot of things about you Mr Gas 2 Go
It's me the legend
Holyshit hi gas
if this really u link your steam account to your discord for proof
Hii
was gonna win
It's my new alt
and then
Lmao how long before this guy gets banned
Slava Zimbabwe
what if 2 eagles bombarded an anaconda 🫦
Behave
hello friends
rescue ships
im home :D
🫦
i still have my alliance chieftain tucked away somewhere
all pirates 💔
Woah woah woah
the ships in question
this is what i get for flying TURRETED weapons
spork fren
hi! :D
Hello

O_O
you need a body guard for haul pek
i have 2 turreted pulse lasers, 3 turreted multicannons, 2 static 6x seeker missile launchers and a class 4 static railgun
someone who can pilot that tiny fighter
what the hell is going on lmao
oh im not hauling rn
you are my enemy
Hello enemy I'm dad
fossoil on top
did we enter a paralell universe
Fuck you
@quasi slate my anaconda can hold 16 fucking fighters why can i only deploy 2 at most at a time
yes
yeah makes no sense lol
would you look at the time...
1 anaconda vs 16 imperial eagles
Is it lunch time
like in theory the anaconda can have 4 active people at a time but you're only allowed 1 npc
I always cum back @neat moat
1 anaconda vs 30 sidewinders
thats going on the fridge
and a condor or a taipan isnt even comparable to an eagle, why cant i just deploy 8 of each fighter
why is the gas icon so different for you lmao
and just be like star wars and shi
what is it for you?
i remember arguing with one of my friends between which is better the alliance chieftain or the alliance challenger
i need to deploy 2 of each fighter to protect the mothership while the other 12 go fight a war 5km away
bad game!!
bring real player bros to fly next to you by the side incase you get attacked
We're gooning type shit
Have you tried the new build, Omar?
i mean im the one attacking
hi moopy fren
multiple better than one
im flying an anaconda specifically built to fight pirates
mines better
ravenfield time
my current pilot has solo'd a python before in just a condor
Zimbabwe is where I will lose my virginity with kongo muller
the beluga
i should just outfit a beluga with 34275 missile launchers
pek would never game
bro approaches a taxi ship and it carries an entire arsenal of missiles
i have so much game you dont even understand
Gas behave
no bacon tho unfortunately
The Minecraft factory says otherwise
yet u never play with me
i see how it is
Ohhh bacon
Why so gassy
Shut up mullertron
you never ask 💔
that supercruise boost will take time to master i already did 3 loop of shame
Idk what that is
incredibly gassy
The zimbus
@karmic jetty next time you ask me to play see what happens (i will say yes)
and they call it peak
i lowk wanna buy an anaconda or something with as many hardpoints as possible and cover it entirely in either torpedoes or seeker missiles
chieftain 🗣️
Fossoil is better
I'm gonna touch you in Kongo
missiles are fun
maybe the new Corsair could work as a missile boat
Gassy vroom vroom shit when I was in Kongo slooping mullers toppy
is there a limit to how many anti defense turrets can stop the seeking missiles?
You are nothing but an oil stain in my gas station
i dont think so but my anaconda has 4 point defence turrets anyway just in case
ACKKKKKK
thats what my python is carrying and i use it for hauling
ACKKKKKKK
i have 2 seeker missile launchers which means i can launch about 10 missiles in 15 seconds but the gap between them is large enough that if the enemy has any point defence at all really, i can't overwhelm them
but if they dont have point defence or it's on the other side of their ship, missiles do a lot against hull
Did ya guys ever shoved a bottle mullers milk up ye arse?
Balls.
In your jaws.
yummers
2021 was the year
I am the gas that goes.
and then my piece de resistance is a 2B railgun in a class 4 slot
I'm boutta vroom.
What the
New build of what?
and now im thinking maybe i should get rid of the railgun and switch it to an actual class 4 weapon like a beam laser
Tf is gas doing here????????
Fair enough
Fossoil better, He'll be gone in time
Thunder gas better than fossoil
ACKKKKKKK
do things happen
Ok you got me there
nothing ever happens
nothing ever happens
ACKKKKKKK
unless you mean us playing together again soon
Chat did you know there's at least two thunder gas in the game now?
in which case something WILL happen
holy shit thunder gas on the rise
One in West Point and one next to the giant lake in the B42 south
I'm the spreader of butt cheeks I need that gas
guh?
@quasi slate i think my Anaconda might be compensating for its railgun
ACKKKKKKK
Yeah best behavior!
you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
Age is just a number.

i always miss railgun shots
What the scallop!?
my aim not good enough
im so good at aiming them
I am blind rn what’s the difference between pictures
what loadout did you use for thargoids?
ACKKKKKKK
tiny railgun vs enormous beam laser cannon
Ah
Go ack yourself mate
i didnt have one personally, i just used telepresence to fight on my brother's krait mk2
Nothing ever happens.
GAS!
last time i went to face off against the stronger thargoids that appearently had anti guardian tech i got turned into a fruit rollup
ACKKKKKKK
Ass 
UwU
😑
ACKKKKKKK
Gas is back. He isn't welcome in hell anymore smh
doesnt feel like gas
I fucked the Kongo Müller.
this is an amogus
he'd fly and use the primary weapons to attack the hearts of Cocijo, meanwhile I would be his AX torpedo gunner when the heat vents opened, and then when they closed i'd enter photo mode and film the battle + get screenshots @quasi slate
It's a fucking mimic
gonzo
epic to have a duo
my brother engineered his krait to such a degree that it was almost always under 10% heat
What are you all on, and can I have a hit?
Yes
The Gas has aged

so many times we flew mere meters away from a medusa without them even noticing us
thats how cold the ship was
i wonder how great the mandalay would be for thargoid combat the ship has good heat management
Average conversation with a Rogue Trader.
freaky
Omar is typing but will he hit send
Did they ban gas?
i wish the screenshots were of higher quality but ED is ED
thuddy!
Hell has a new demon 🙏
Hallo.
Was banned a while back for doing some really shitty things, but my mod ticket for the return has not been answered yet
:D
We were there
those are epic screenshots
we remember the battle
Right I forgot i joined the day after
I just asked if they banned that alt lol
riley fren!
The gnomes are coming. Get the machines of war ready!
haiii :D
:D
here you can see the name of my brother's Krait
titan tickler
this was in the heat of the battle
I'm glad we had similiar ideas
It's a mad house! The ducks and geese have teamed up against the world. We're so doomed.
i think this one is my desktop background
:)
completely unnoticed
i SURE AS FUCK dont remember this episode of invader zim
a 3rd party enters the war
i need to get that anti guardian field stuff on my ship because the new thargoids just give it a seizure
i remember the episode where that one girl like..cant taste anything when she eats but hotdogs
Build 42.2
We can rotate in 3 axes now
I mainly remember the alien shoe hallucination episode
Huh? Build 42?
We're still on b41 silly
the krait has a neat bridge we just need star citizen level interiors PLEASEEE
ok now THIS is one of my favourites
lots of those thargoid mines in the background
and that planet?
Earth
(Thank u but yes I did see & test it out, see #1346485217711620179 message. Made my day)
I never knew Elite Dangerous was an MMO...
your brother even got the red thrusters
i got the blue ones
the red ship here is 73m long (240ft)
that massive titan in the background? 13km in diameter (8 miles)
lotta credits i believe, i signed up for the community goal but didnt get anything because i played through telepresence
my brother mostly
the rest were randoms
one time we had at least 6 other cmdrs in the server bubble
last time i saw a bunch of people together was when everyone flew to see two gas giants colliding
Ugh why am I so tired? I feel like I got hit by a truck.
i flew specifically in between them just to get pushed into the pink ball of gas and then yeeted out
and why do i smell smoke
Huh?
idk i smell smoke in my dorm
windows are open so probably the city is being razed by invading forces
Uh oh isn’t that like a symptom of imminent death?
Ah
What about lemons
i love seeing air quality poor on my phone and outside smells like burnt wood 😩
it's a nice smell
thats just italian
You’re telling me Fred is in my walls again?
🤌
If you tie up an Italians hands they are unable to speak
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holy fuck
Copper makes you hands smell, so if you put copper all over the body would one smell like “metal”
i mean i can imagine how that would happen
probably
same way i've had aquifer water that tastes exactly like blood
Hi guys, how can we drink on 0.42, we cannot drink from sink anymore ?
convinced my friend to buy the game again on steam this time with odyssey and i told him i will get his srv into orbit
Will you?
not too difficult probably
we lasered a space rock together
you need to be very slow and steady
slight movement may cause the srv to fly off
get a fairly flat ship, deploy an srv on a cliff, position the ship at the edge of the cliff, drive onto the ship, engage parking brake and then just ascend without rotating at all
it'll definitely take a while without main forward thrust
but it's 100% doable
we need a ship built like this so i can nose up
@vital marten it was underground reservoir water and the reservoir had iron deposits nearby
so there was a lot of trace iron in the water
there was another one where the water had a heavy copper taste too
Hi ! Does someone have good collection for B42 ?
also since they are moving the game to be more community controlled when can we rent other player ships @rain mango
week one and uhh
no idea i dont play with alot of mods
ooo that'd be nice
i wish they added more direct control and customisation for revenue shit
imagine if vanguards (the successor to squadrons coming in summer) could form corporations on top of local factions
hey! 👋 can someone help me?
Wdym
maybe in the future game is having a turn around moment
Hasn’t gas been gone for like a year atp
imagine a "vanguard" with a local taxi service like apex interstellar but for their local colonised region
He isn’t in this sever anymore
Joined back like an hour ago
lil bro missed gas rejoining today
like it'd be really cool to have local region economy stuff on a scale like that
He left already lol
didnt even say hi ive always known australians are heartless 💔
Banned? Why?
I was asleep
hes banned he didnt leave
idk I thought that’s why he originally left
wasnt even gas 💔
thats why he rejoined with an alt account
can i open ticket?
also wasnt gas
Why was he banned?
i dont think he met the requirement to be old enough to use discord or something
if i recall gas is 1 year under
impersonator? 
nope
also no
ban evasion duh
What are the odds tho
Why was he banned the first time then
i did ask him to link his steam account to the alt to prove that its really him
some drama shit a few months ago
maybe longer than that
Ahh
Go bug lokiel for it
Ping him if you must
I don’t see a point in bothering a mod lol
how do we know your not imposer
nah just ping miami police shes probably playing sims 4 right now anyway
It’s not that serious
jk we all know its moopy. Every copy of brainrot is personalized
i am rea
make sure to ping her 342984293784798297 times just in case
Bet
@quasi slate
hell yeah
i actually flew to a star system without super jump one time out of curiosity
and what happened ||when i finally arrived the star didnt even generate i was in the system but there was nothing there||
yeah sadly that happens
it's the jump out of witchspace that signals the system to generate
i was super disappointed
Even I was fooled into thinking that was gas 😑
Who was it tho. Like what are the odds someone has the exact name
Was confused after like 5 minutes though
They even did the 2 he used to do
this sounds sick as fuck
A shit ton of people here did this once
sometimes i play truck sim or nms and just travel around with a documentary in the background
glass of whiskey
Really? Just to mess with him? Or as a genuine username
Yes, no, yes/no.
drinking and driving stink arc
@quasi slate dude signed on to fly a condor and has earned 67 fucking million credits
Why does bro look like he has been through shit
tbh he has
Oh mid life crisis second line lmao
yeah
imperial navy
mid life crisis
singlehandedly defended a medical convoy during a PLAGUE
So what do u do in that game
anything
wtf
im currently hunting down pirates before i go grind out a super long range exploration ship
If I wanted to farm I could start a farm
Can’t believe yoy would lie to me like that
Can you make meth
My eyeball feels like it had a lobotomy
you need a license and land unless you're supporting yourself
the devs specifically made a blog post saying "fuck jadod and his farm specifically"
he means in elite dangerous
As a unlicensed non professional medical professional that’s not normal
I slipped them a $5 to do so
This is bullshit
As a unlicensed non professional medical professional that’s normal
help me lps
No
no
No
hahaha
No
:3
pls bro help me
@ruby river what's your favourite type of grain
Rye
Is that game free?
thanks for giving me so many details
Littlest pet shop?
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@onyx monolith
ok going
$5
That’s how much we charge for our services
i charge $10 coz im better
No
are you sure you dont fear women instead
i know i do
done
Women are scary
i put iot
yoo i completely forgot there is a planet that passes through one of the white dwarf jets
I havent seen a women in a while so I'm not sure
I don’t fear you. I just want to pull you out of a tank and maybe put you in a microwave
as a man i can confirm this is incorrect
AAAAA
and its landable
and now post the console.txt file here
See, women are scary
stink loves being with the fish
women are not real btw
not fish either
i cant
That’s what I’m saying
send it to me in dms then
drink up lil bro
done
real audio of stink when I found him being a chef
me when seasonal depression hits
Ha ha imagine being seasonally depressed
Me when I see seasonal depression hit someone
Tf does the creator do for 8 minutes
Not help the kitten
2
16gb
I was close
you need to allocate more ram
where i can
Ha ha loser
I was going to make that wordplay but I was busy becoming clothed
you have 202mb free ram, your max allocated to jvm is 3gb and the total available is 254mb which is extremely low
Damn this physical form
oh lol
!ram
where can i add more
somewhere
Just download more
yeah download more
bro i was a frustrasted man
bro
google free ram download
bro needs more ram
it was really fucking annoying learning that the cooking system was changed
and i found out
Stink I'm trying ok 😭
aaa
Hello chat
32 gig stick is like idk 5 bucks
No
that wasnt on you mate
but you do suck ass
its ok you can learn
Jadod only has two gifs
Yup
Dank
the network asked for character consistency
we cant have people switching it up
And uses them every 6 seconds
Thank you for noticing
Who is “we”?
the producers
we need to ask the network for more diversity hires. The same boring faces won't do no more
They will sell you for a potato chip
Gen chat the production
I get payed big bucks to be an asshole
indeed
And a toe sniffer
indeed
I do not do this
I'll take a potato chip and EAT IT
Prove it
Prove that I do it
🤔
@karmic jetty
Is this not you?
@rain mango i have to edit this? in the .bat -Xmx3072m
No my cat is a different color
yeah something like that
Plus I don’t have any videos like that
keep it in multiples of 1024
You are the cat. Sniffing the toes.
No I am not a cat
Prove it
My pfp is me

mfw gibibytes
You’re Jeb from ts4?
Big Boss?!
Who’s that
died of a drug overdose
my bad
catnip changes ya
Why are you like that
The only pre-made sim I care about is Emit Relevart 🖐️
And yes that excludes the Goths too
I ask myself in the mirror that question a lot
What makes Emit so special
Not enough it seems
Relevart emit a s'eh
I don’t know how to play the piano
Mods can we please shoot him into space
im going to cry
The inevitable Omar? Yes, that's me
Big words Omar, I can use them too ya know
Oh wow a third gif unlocked
Oh yeah? I'm waiting
Premium DLC
How much
humongous
$5
perhaps its time to eep
titanic
I cast contract pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
dear god
So you sniffed 20 peoples toes? Congratulations.
We need to level up jadod
Where is this coming from
Aria eat Omar
they annoy me
Omar told me your prices
This is advanced magic
I swear, Spiffo Bot...
mods he's being mean
yurr
Spiffo bot! 😊
lily!
fish!
Fren
Oh if we are talking about sniffing toes? I would probably charge maybe $5k. I think at that point I can walk away with my dignity
I haven't played space station whatever number this one is, does the death screen actually look like Minecraft
no
Now?
it varies
Omar I used to love you
So you admit it
How about now?
untill I met another

yessss
theres always a price
never
Would you not? If someone offered you five thousand?
Common misconception. I am a vegetarian, not a vegetable
Nope.
🤔
god why do i only find vegetarians attractive
i love meat
wait semi based Omar?
bigpoo!!!!!
You’ve really thought about this. Telling.
Finding vegetarians attractive? Red flag 🤢
If it’s 1 snif I could def walk away with my dignity for 5k

lily is a red flag
It's not for moral reasons (if it were I'd probably be vegan) so you can go back to thinking I'm not based
yeah
@vital marten u can help me?
Not really, I just get invested in hypotheticals
@plush cobalt are you reading any of this?
i have a lot of assets are a romantic and sexual partner but in the end i am a manic pixie dream girl
I can't read


