general_chat

[harsh vault]

break the legs!

[oblique valve]

Sex

[harsh vault]

nuh uh

im hiding my war crimes

[oblique valve]

Be furrie

[harsh vault]

wrong!

[oblique valve]

[heavy ivy]

the violence compels

[harsh vault]

hai riley!

[young kelp]

I have decided to cook them, gonna burn a few logs in a nearby room after sealing the area and give all, but one of them heat stroke so I can safely collect them later

The other will be beaten to death with 2 thrumbo horns

[harsh vault]

be nice!

[young kelp]

They started shooting me first

[stone nexus]

Show me your war cry!

[young kelp]

[heavy ivy]

hello floof !!

[fair yacht]

time to start recruiting others now

[young kelp]

I wanted to be nice, they didn't

I also need a dedicated kibble maker

[harsh vault]

ooo

:3

[heavy ivy]

to be fair if i was an elite supersoldier frozen in a cyrocapsule in the midst of an intergalactic war only to be woken 2000 years later by strange people who speak a horribly garbled version of your language i would start blasting too

[harsh vault]

everyone needs to be nice!

[young kelp]

One of them has shooting 16
Another has 17 art

One can hit from a mile away, the other can make you rich by carving wood

[harsh vault]

wow

good stats

[frosty tulip]

every elite kill-team needs a good woodworker

it's standard

[harsh vault]

haii!

[young kelp]

Only one of them was lackluster

And he's the one getting beaten

The others just gonna get cooked until they pass out

[heavy ivy]

i see the desire for a heatstroke incapacitation until you can properly contain them

[harsh vault]

nuuuu

you being so mean

[heavy ivy]

floof this is a world peace prize compared to what would normally happen to these buggers

[harsh vault]

o

okii

[heavy ivy]

go go gadget Doomsday Launcher

or antimatter IED

or just heavy artillery

[young kelp]

I'm tempted to see how the intergalactic laser thingy would work and was tempted to shoot it there

[heavy ivy]

command and conquer shit right there :3

[harsh vault]

dont cuss!

thats bad!

[tough rover]

I am the best player in this entire goddamn server

Not because I survive the longest

[tall glen]

I am alive

[young kelp]

Also for some reason the psychopath in my team is hated by everyone

[tough rover]

But because I go to servers just so I can go around and call and yell for a little thousands of zombies and pull them away from the spawn points

And then disconnect

[tall glen]

I am the best player in the world

[tough rover]

I do it for hours

[young kelp]

I'm not sure if he was hated before or after he started human meat harvesting

[tough rover]

I am the reason why the town is so empty

[heavy ivy]

oh fuck sorry about that :3

[harsh vault]

:c

[tall glen]

I do the opposite Crapapple

[tough rover]

So I’m better than all of you

[heavy ivy]

the human leather in stockpile had to come from somewhere

[tall glen]

the hottest fires to forge the strongest weapons

I park police cars with sirens outside spawns

[bronze moat]

Hot take: the hottest fires burn up and incinerate everything they touch.

Hotter is not better.

Also “hot take” on heat = double epic

[tall glen]

a brittle joke

I am out of all beverages

[young kelp]

Forge an sword in absolute 0

[tall glen]

everything shatters at near absolute zero

[young kelp]

Exactly

[tough rover]

I wish there was a model where you spawn deep into the forest, and you just survive

Off the land

[young kelp]

Only the best can do it

[tough rover]

Away from any civilization

[tall glen]

there is crabapple

[tough rover]

And you have to do everything yourself

[tall glen]

get some spawn mods

[heavy ivy]

don't forget the inexplicable zombies i like those

[young kelp]

Mods of those exist

[tough rover]

No zombies or anything

I wish it was in build 42 so you can have animals too

Wild wolfs

Bears

[young kelp]

Rabid dogs

Rabies disease

99.9% fatality

[frosty tulip]

anon isn't wrong though, they incinerate those weapons, you take the powder remains of it and use it as a pocket sand substitute

clearly the best form of weaponry

[tough rover]

If someone finds a mod for that LMK, if you know any good spawn mods or map or mods that fit that criteria, let me know

[young kelp]

The 0.1% only happens if you receive proper treatment

[tough rover]

Mix it with glass and cyanide tablets crumpled into dust , if it gets in their mouth, it’s a guaranteed win

[frosty tulip]

pretty survivable now as long as you get treatment before the symptoms start to show up

then ye fucked

[bronze moat]

Patience. All such things are cooking

[tall glen]

excalibur pocket sand

[young kelp]

The amount of survivors after the symptoms show up can be counted in your fingers

The amount that died can't

[frosty tulip]

well ye I kno

[tall glen]

lol what fantasy novel series was that

[bronze moat]

Pocket sand is S tier.

Time to make a pocket sand build

[frosty tulip]

the fantasy series King of the Hill

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-dale-gribble-pocket-sand-pocket-sand-gif-3699662

[tall glen]

ok Dresden? he was fighting fae, and the fae are weak to certain metals, and he pocket sands one and his friend says "Iron?"

and Dresden says "No, Depleted Uranium"

[young kelp]

Also one of my colonist is infected with muscle nanomachines or whatever they were called

No idea if that's good or bad

But it makes them work a lot faster

[frosty tulip]

their body is being overrun by nanomachines?

sounds like it might not end well

[bronze moat]

Iron, + salt + garlic + remains of a crucifix + silver.

ULTIMATE POCKER SAND

[tall glen]

in mind fae are also weak to microplastics

[heavy ivy]

they make the muscle groups stonger and faster but also cause excruciating pain

[frosty tulip]

no pain no gain bud

[young kelp]

If I give them painstopper

Can I keep the nanomachines

Or it it actually lethal in the long run?

[tall glen]

my body is filled with Micromachines, dont ask how

[heavy ivy]

no it's a short term illness

it should resolve after like 3 days or a week or some shit

[young kelp]

Does it only get cured if it's given treatment?

[bronze moat]

Aerosol silver nitrate in a fog machine.

Mixed with iron and garlic.

Stinky fog, but will melt a TON of werewolves, vampires and assorted fae upon contact

[heavy ivy]

no clue, for some reason specifically that "illness" doesn't have a tend % requirement or an immunity timer like the others do

[tall glen]

also feed your goth girls extra garlic pizza, just as a safety check

[bronze moat]

I miss micromachine man

[heavy ivy]

at least, not a visible one

[young kelp]

I wanna keep it, but if there's a chance it'll just goaway maybe it ain't worth

Also what to make with thrumbo leather

[heavy ivy]

why did you kill themmmmmm :((

[neat moat]

thrombo horn go hard

feel free to slaughter

[toxic wharf]

!rank

[tall portal]

Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid

[livid notch]

[young kelp]

Money

And also cause I wanted to see how good snipers were

One died in 2 hits (double headshot) and the other took like 10 shots before going down

[livid notch]

Absolute cinema

[half kettle]

cinematic mastermiece

[heavy ivy]

the lil slap noise

[harsh vault]

i saw those the other day, was tempted to buy one

[tacit meadow]

Nah, just faster

They can vary from devasting to litterally nothing. If itz on your hand it slows ur ssing speed and droz
Pz ur dmg, which isnt halal

[prime blaze]

sometimes... i dream about cheese...

[harsh vault]

im lactose intolerant!

[bronze moat]

Just consume more lactose. Build up an immunity!

[harsh vault]

i cant

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/princess-bride-laugh-princess-bride-reactions-gif-4559258

[harsh vault]

be nice please!

[bronze moat]

I know. Being silly

No offense intended. Tryin a funny

[harsh vault]

okay

just making sure

[bronze moat]

BUT!

There are some lactose free options if you want recommendations.

Lotta people don’t know but Mozzarella cheese does NOT have lactose in it naturally

The lactose level is so low in Mozzarella that Italy has it labeled as lactose free.

Cheaper crap from America that is “fake” has lactose added cause they mix the cheese with dairy milk.

Basically “cutting” the cheese with cheaper dairy to produce more of it

[tall glen]

gonna run to wallyworld and buy beverages

I have no aqua

[bronze moat]

Punch the reindeer nose!

[tall glen]

I have no leche

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/we-made-it-vacation-clark-gif-19641002

[tall glen]

I have some cafe

[light hemlock]

cute af

[nocturne pumice]

Hi, does anyone know why I'm getting this error "The server stopped during launch (Normal termination)"? The mods I added to the server are the same ones I have in my personal game and they don't cause any problems. Only when I try to start the server (this is b41).

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/micro-machines-prank-funny-slipped-gif-16860017

[tall glen]

I am feeling some cherry apple juice

or cranberry apple

and some sprite

and some vodka

[bronze moat]

90% of the time this is internet timing out.

Lag, high ping, high latency, etc.

[bronze moat]

Cran anything + vodka is decent

[nocturne pumice]

I have 800 mb download and 150 mb upload, how can the internet be?

[bronze moat]

Wait…. I HAVE one of those cans of nacho cheese in my kitchen

[bronze moat]

Still can be due to a time out.

I think it’s 3 seconds? Maybe 6. The server tries to connect like 4 times, and if it fails it sends that message.

If yer on wifi, switch to ethernet and try to connect

[livid notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728558554641858570/1340131223657250926/togif-4.gif

[nocturne pumice]

I am connected with ethernet

[bronze moat]

Ok.

When trying to connect does it first say “switching to steam connect” then the failed connection hits?

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/catwait-cat-wagging-tail-gif-15164511416751561383

[narrow rune]

thanks i steal this

[bronze moat]

@nocturne pumice also do this:

search bar: protected folder access.

Click it. It takes you to your PC security.

Click “protection history”.

Is ANY recent block from a Zomboid folder? If so click “options” and then “allow”.

This will authorize PZ and your server access through your firewall

[fathom igloo]

Good soup

[nocturne pumice]

No, it just appears initializing, it doesn't try to connect to the steam servers

[bronze moat]

Taco soup is LEGIT.

[karmic jetty]

cant have sht in discordia

[onyx igloo]

White chicken chili

Trust me on that

It's the best chili I've ever had

[bronze moat]

Ok check the firewall thingy I posted and reset the server itself.

If the server shows online in your selection menu it should connect

[prime blaze]

AEIOU

[prime blaze]

Half way today

[onyx igloo]

This is an ant when it stubs it little toe thing

[prime blaze]

True

[bronze moat]

I got some weird fav foods.

I LOVE dinty moore beef stew. Tastes exactly same as it has for 30+ years.

Stag Chili = yum.

Then a potato, red sauce, beans over rice.

https://tenor.com/view/ants-mosh-pit-circle-gif-9913029

[onyx igloo]

I don't know how to describe white chicken chili other than it's Mexican and it's delicious

[bronze moat]

Lotta recipes use cream cheese for it.

Insta-pots + the recipe = meals for DAYS

[onyx igloo]

My mom avoids cream cheese in soups, she'll use half n half i think

[rain mango]

On my villain arc

[toxic relic]

yapping in pz discord server while in bed and drinking monster "im on my villain arc"

"dont threaten the sigma or their wolf will come out" ahh comment

[onyx igloo]

what does monster even taste like

[copper pawn]

Electricity

[onyx igloo]

I ain't ever touched that shiiyet, in my life

Probably never will, too young to need it tbh

[copper pawn]

A redbull tastes like a fusion between gasoline and cough medicine

I'm adhd, I need this shit to function half the time

[onyx igloo]

Is that kinda like the affect of adderall?

[copper pawn]

They're both stimulants in a sense

[onyx igloo]

Yeah I was thinking that

The stimulant cancels out your scatterbrain?

[copper pawn]

Adhd and ADD both have opposite reactions to stimulants

And yup Essentially

[onyx igloo]

Alright then

[heavy ivy]

Hey you know when youre bored and you get antsy and need something to do

[onyx igloo]

Yes

I walk around the house in loops

[copper pawn]

Yeah I make a fire in my fireplace and watch about three logs burn for however long they last

[prime blaze]

anyone see the newest video from explore with us?

its actually deplorable

i cant get into details unless someone has seen it because im just in a mood

[copper pawn]

Oh yeah I got bored today so I cooked a packet of hotdogs on the fire

I love my charred meat stick

[onyx igloo]

charred weiner

put your weiner in the fire

[copper pawn]

Charred

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/spooky-gif-9927464

[prime blaze]

smash

next question

[onyx igloo]

Is this one of them new fangled monster jokes

With them erhhh

Thingamabobs

[trail sable]

hey anyone new to the game and wanna play?

[onyx igloo]

press q to get free katana

[copper pawn]

Press q for more friends

[onyx igloo]

Press q to entertain yourself irl so you do not get sad

[copper pawn]

Ima get salad

[prime blaze]

poor new freshie

[nocturne pumice]

I don't see any blockage, I have detected that the mod "Authentic Z", when installed alone causes the problem, but it should not be the only one causing it, I have many mods, what I don't understand is why it happens only when trying to start the server, also I have already made servers with many mods and I have never had this problem (within those servers there has been Authentic Z)

[prime blaze]

this goes without saying but the game literally says your gonna die PLEASE dont be discouraged when you die to bullshit or other things that piss you off, the game is built on that and also you learn per death

[copper pawn]

Do I burn another log for another half hour or put the fire out and head to bed

[prime blaze]

head to bed

let it burn while you sleep

be a bad ass

[onyx igloo]

Don't forget the new mortgage

[copper pawn]

Trick question ima be up for the next 3 hours because im hopped up on 2 large energy drinks throughout last night and today

[prime blaze]

oh you were talking about sleeping irl

my dumbassss

[trail sable]

nah im not salty but i have 50h in the game and literally all i got to do is DYING

[copper pawn]

Yeah bub I'm afraid that I'm talking about something other than PZ, a shocker I know

[prime blaze]

youll definitely figure out how to survive, but youll never stop dying

[copper pawn]

I'm at 600 hours, still dying because im a dumb ass, it never stops man

[prime blaze]

please help me

[onyx igloo]

Oh my god these dumbasses keep revving their cars outside on the highway at like 10:30 PM on a fucking work night

[prime blaze]

ive done like 150 hours the past two weeks

nothing but zomboid on my mind

AHHHHHHHHHHH

[onyx igloo]

How the hell is that cool at 10:30 PM?!

[trail sable]

lmao i just want to try to build a base

[onyx igloo]

Thats just being a fucking idiot!

[copper pawn]

Because they think others really like partying, barhopping and Loud asf cars as much as they do

[prime blaze]

i feel like excessive noise past 11:00 or 10:30 is such fucking loser behavior

like your gonna get old and be pissed off at mfs doing that

[copper pawn]

I think it should be illegal frankly

[prime blaze]

it should

but "MUh fReEdOm"

what about my freedom to fucking sleep?!

[nocturne pumice]

Could the error be due to lack of space on the main disk? I only have 2 GB available

[copper pawn]

I'm over here anxious cause I clinked a dish in my kitchen too loudly and here these fuckers are

[toxic relic]

thats you two

yall squidwarding

[prime blaze]

xD

[copper pawn]

It's called I like sleep bubba

[prime blaze]

^

good reference though

[toxic relic]

thanks

[toxic relic]

idk maybe i just sleep very easily but idm it

[prime blaze]

i fall asleep easy but im a light sleeper even someone stepping foot into my room wakes me up

[copper pawn]

Why I gotta be woken up by a revving truck at 11pm on a Thursday, every week

[onyx igloo]

11pm?

[prime blaze]

thats brutal

[onyx igloo]

Someone relatable i see

[neat moat]

yes

[copper pawn]

I don't know why they come in like it's midday at a festival but there they go

[candid patio]

Hey

Non Americans - how many eggs come in a package of eggs in your country?

[onyx igloo]

Why don't they drive a NOT truck?

Cars exist

[prime blaze]

thats something you cant argue

mfs like what they like

personal preference

[toxic relic]

6, 10, 12, 20 usually

some have 18

[candid patio]

I just saw a Reddit post where a bunch of Canadians were talking about 30 packs of eggs and that was such a strange amount for me

[rain mango]

Where's chippie.

[copper pawn]

The loud as hell itself muscle car that loves to have it's brights on in a residential neighborhood

[candid patio]

That is a strange system

[copper pawn]

As an egg lover that's a perfectly reasonable amount

[onyx igloo]

Oh

He sounds like an idiot

I've met a few on the road

[copper pawn]

Man I really do sound like an old cranky man yet I'm not even in my twenty's lmao

[candid patio]

Well in America it's all dozens. When there isn't a shortage I can buy anywhere from half a dozen to 5 dozen. 6, 12, 24, 60 are the most common for me

[onyx igloo]

Dude your talking to a 16 year old

But I also like old Volvos and station wagons, so

[copper pawn]

Lmao it really goes to show that ain't no one likes that shit

[steel totem]

hi everyone, do maggots make you sick if you eat them?

[young kelp]

Depressed yes

[steel totem]

or cook them?

[toxic relic]

irl?

[copper pawn]

Oh I get loud cars in daytime but being loud like that at night is ridiculous

[toxic relic]

if you eat maggots irl just make sure theyre clean

[onyx igloo]

My dad ate a maggot in a Hershey kiss

[toxic relic]

and cook em

[young kelp]

Sick? Unless it says dangerous when uncooked, no

[steel totem]

hehe no in the game

oh OK cool

I saw a stream where someone died eating them

[candid patio]

I swear someone told me maggots from zombies do infect you but I've never confirmed it

[toxic relic]

you think too narrowly

[prime blaze]

me when my own chickens make eggs

[young kelp]

Protein shake

[copper pawn]

Weak stomach may make you feel sick

[young kelp]

That's only for raw

[steel totem]

ok thanks

[toxic relic]

thats incorrect

[young kelp]

And rotten I think?

[copper pawn]

Nah they just maggots on a dead corpse man

Once they're redead the only worry is that the smell from the decay will make you Ill

[neat moat]

don't eat maggots, that just makes you a baby eater

[copper pawn]

Eat maggots to become a baby eater

[toxic relic]

good

my goal is fulfilled

[neat moat]

stink is forbidden from making these jokes

[onyx igloo]

Yo do yalls cat try to eat the wrapper after the treat is empty?

[toxic relic]

why

[neat moat]

vegan

:)

[toxic relic]

human babies

how about that

[neat moat]

babies can't consent

[copper pawn]

Cats try to eat anything vaguely thin

[toxic relic]

tru

[neat moat]

how many babies does it take to paint a wall?

[onyx igloo]

"You eat babies!"
-John Marston

[toxic relic]

ill stick to eating adults

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/yeet-throw-throwing-yeeting-tryan-gif-1850552036768390781

[copper pawn]

About 82

[onyx igloo]

This fatass is staring at me waiting for more food
Physical embodiment of me as a cat

[neat moat]

stink doesn't want your food wdym

[copper pawn]

Feed the infinite abyss that is a cat

[young kelp]

Depends on how thick you want the color to be

[onyx igloo]

I don't think stink is a orange tabby

[neat moat]

stink is a grumpy cat

[copper pawn]

Orange cats reign supreme for their lack of brain

[onyx igloo]

Reference picture

[copper pawn]

Wheres the Lil guys top hat

[onyx igloo]

Issa girl

Actually

I got the rare lootbox

[neat moat]

feels good to be on a pc

doesnt feel good to have pc

[copper pawn]

Rare cat alert

[fossil path]

i cant join vcs wth

:0

[bronze moat]

Depends on the PC.

My PC is cute and she says “uwu”

[half kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1344424648317599926/RDT_20250226_1536545002301034999630963.png?ex=67c0dc86&is=67bf8b06&hm=6704437d7e9ef66b2667b2edaa3ac5e9812883792997d4b60f2c355d0ec35867&

[onyx igloo]

Avg Italian restaurant in the 1940s

[neat moat]

My pc said I have 4 months to live

[onyx igloo]

It sent check fraud to your bank account

They'll catch ya eventually

Get runnin'

[onyx igloo]

[brazen lantern]

I want funny video 📸📷😂😂😂

[neat moat]

Take one of the mirror

[brazen lantern]

Ok

Hehehehehe

Very

[tall glen]

gottem

gottem again

[west pivot]

yall is this a good population for 3 experienced players and 2 beginners?

pop multi 2.0
pop start multi 0.5
peak multi 2.0

this is with horde night every week

[brazen lantern]

No matter what they will die

Send it

[frank glen]

Yeah the beginners are cooked

I once tried to teach my ex pz with

Shamblers

And even he couldn’t handle that 💀

[west pivot]

lmao

full send I guess

I was gonna put sprinters but nvm

[tall glen]

bf cant play pz

ditch em

[frank glen]

Yeah just try as long as you can to protect and teach them but they gonna die anyways

Just make sure they don’t hate the game

[frank glen]

I bought that mf pz and he wouldn’t play it with me

[west pivot]

they won't they harcore zombie fans

[frank glen]

So yes we did break up

Pz is the test of all relationships

[timber palm]

Imagine

Project Zomboid FPS

[onyx igloo]

I have someone blocked in my friend group cause he doesn't like pz

Honestly I don't even feel bad

[timber palm]

What kind of "Friend" group is that

[onyx igloo]

People who like pz but there is one outlier

But the other people like him too much

So

[worldly forum]

hi

[tall glen]

LILT!

I have ice cream

want some?

it has gummy worms

[heavy ivy]

lily hello!

[neat moat]

lily

I require medical aid

[heavy ivy]

doctor turn off my pain inhibitors

raiden youll fucking die

[onyx igloo]

doctor give me all the expired medication

[neat moat]

ohhh metal gear

[onyx igloo]

im going gambling

[tall glen]

METAL GEAAR

[heavy ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-mgr-metal-gear-gif-7216811852594003147

[neat moat]

WRONG

IT IS VERY RELATED TO THR CONVERSATION

[onyx igloo]

ITS RELATED

[heavy ivy]

you see thats the joke lads

[onyx igloo]

Banishment!

[neat moat]

domain explanation

[onyx igloo]

HERESY!

NO JOKES ALLOWED!!

[last spoke]

does this to @split bane

[heavy ivy]

sealed away forever

[neat moat]

omg they git the blaja tied to vr 😭

[wild bobcat]

kfc in detroit

[split bane]

YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS Jesse Pinkman gif

[heavy ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-gif-19335672

[neat moat]

haha

plunger

[onyx igloo]

THERE GOES MY HERO!!

[tall glen]

heres Maki bee

[split bane]

Thanks Riley

[heavy ivy]

this one is under our protection, blows you up with mind

[onyx igloo]

I FORGOT THE LYRICS!!!

[split bane]

YEAH

[onyx igloo]

[heavy ivy]

gotchu critter frenm

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/single-hit-real-cat-car-gif-15576000014729577925

[last spoke]

Only I get to bully Maki

[onyx igloo]

GODDAMN I FORGOT THE LYRICS!!

[heavy ivy]

ok you have learned
reverts you back to mortal form

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-kiryu-gif-26851190

[split bane]

Thanks for letting me out Ghoti

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-reverse-disintegrating-thumbs-up-gif-12583797811880408949

[tall glen]

gimme the mushi mushi gif

[last spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-hand-gif-20474307

[young kelp]

[last spoke]

Does this to Maki

[neat moat]

no that was Sean not me

[young kelp]

But them back in Sean, they ain't thanking you

[worldly forum]

CRAMPS

[heavy ivy]

go go gadgey pulled into the aether

[onyx igloo]

What did I do?

[last spoke]

gadgey

[neat moat]

lily why you cramping your own style?

[onyx igloo]

Did I help the cartel on accident again?

[heavy ivy]

i habe autocorrect off :(

[worldly forum]

it’s my uterus

[split bane]

Steal their valour

[worldly forum]

not me

[neat moat]

tell it to kindly stop

[worldly forum]

mm. good idea

[split bane]

(I forgor)

[onyx igloo]

Or punch it

[neat moat]

tell it you don't appreciate it's behavior

[tall glen]

I dont have a UTE

[worldly forum]

not such a good idea

[tall glen]

I have a UTI

[heavy ivy]

all the care and support for lily

[onyx igloo]

I punch things that hurt all the time and it cancels it out

[worldly forum]

you should take the meds for that dude

[tall glen]

I got some cranberry juice

[neat moat]

lily will you be ok?

[onyx igloo]

I got tylenol

[worldly forum]

that also helps

[neat moat]

will you die?

[worldly forum]

nope. i’m passing away

[neat moat]

omg is she going to die

[onyx igloo]

You wan a tylenol

[neat moat]

NO

[worldly forum]

write my eulogy

[tall glen]

writes Lily's EULA instead, you gotta sign it

[onyx igloo]

You should inhale all drugs before you die

[neat moat]

the uterus claims another soul

[onyx igloo]

Minecraft achievement

[heavy ivy]

some things are worse than death, batman

• joker after the irs found him

[worldly forum]

if anyone can perform a hysterectomy on short notice that would be great

[neat moat]

omg Riley I didn't notice you were back

[onyx igloo]

• free money "tricks" on tiktok

[young kelp]

No one knows this, but if you take them all at once, you become immortal for a few minutes

[heavy ivy]

medic tf2

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-emoji-smile-smiley-face-gif-6254329513670052691

[tall glen]

takes 10 benedryl

[worldly forum]

they don’t know i know this hack

[heavy ivy]

but for realsies, i hope you feel better soon friendo

[worldly forum]

thank you. i am attempting to eep

[tall glen]

eep is for the eak,

[neat moat]

hope you feel better in the morning

[worldly forum]

die

[rain mango]

Please

[neat moat]

tell ur bf to bring you flowers and ice cream

[young kelp]

Iirc wasn't there a meme team consisting of 2 medics and a knife that gives charges each time you hit someone

The medics would just swap places each time

[heavy ivy]

that sounds like good plan, maybe find something warm to drink ?
im afraid i dont have enough knowledge to help out here

[neat moat]

yeah it's called an Uber chain

[worldly forum]

warm stuff helps yeah

[last spoke]

Ubersaw chaining?

[rain mango]

Yeg

[neat moat]

only works in pubs

[worldly forum]

just can’t really walk well because of the pain so i’m just gonna warm up in bed

[last spoke]

Amputator > Ubersaw

[tall glen]

UBER EEPS!!!!

they deliver sedatives

[rain mango]

[neat moat]

we need to manifest good vibes for lily

[worldly forum]

https://tenor.com/view/greys-anatomy-cristina-yang-somebody-sedate-me-sedate-me-calm-me-down-gif-20441335

[onyx igloo]

Half the time I accidentally annoyed my mom on her period and then I'm like "what did I do"

[heavy ivy]

YOU ARE WEAK. I, ON THE OTHER HAND, AM USED TO WINNING

[rain mango]

Smart business plan, how could it ever backfire

[tall glen]

https://youtu.be/l0usV_kf-Zc

[rain mango]

[onyx igloo]

Sedate me rn i don't wanna do this homework bullshit anymore

[neat moat]

lily Id give you my pain meds..... but they're a bit on the extreme side

[rain mango]

What’s a man gotta do

[young kelp]

Be sedated

[last spoke]

I bet I could pull off the girlfaliure aesthetic so well

[foggy remnant]

hey guys

[neat moat]

sell drugs
run guns
nail sluts and fuck the law 🎵

[last spoke]

I wouldn't

but I could

[foggy remnant]

my fit is atrocious right now

[rain mango]

Hello

How so

[onyx igloo]

I can become Gordon freeman bro

[foggy remnant]

I look like

Hm

Mentally ill

[onyx igloo]

...

[neat moat]

show don't tell.... actually wait you can't yet

[young kelp]

I care not how I look, I care only if I'm naked or not

[rain mango]

Don’t we all?

How do you mean

[onyx igloo]

Exactly.

[foggy remnant]

Based

[onyx igloo]

What kind of mentally ill are you chat

[foggy remnant]

I just

Don’t look good

And

BRO I CANT FIND MY FAVORITE FUCKING SHIRT

[rain mango]

Bipolar

[foggy remnant]

god damn

anyways

[young kelp]

Rimworld syndrome

[last spoke]

Do you want an itemised list or just a summary

[young kelp]

Can't stop playing and thinking about it

[onyx igloo]

The latter

[rain mango]

[young kelp]

Thought the game would be boring at first

[foggy remnant]

ehehehehehe rim heheheheeh

[tall glen]

it is boring

[young kelp]

Turned out really similar to Oni and got the hang of it really quickly

[onyx igloo]

Remove your fingers

[rain mango]

What’s a man gotta do, someone sedate me or-

[neat moat]

injecting 12ml of horse tranquilizer

[rain mango]

Thank you.

[young kelp]

My only problem is that you can't make the people prioritise a group of task

[onyx igloo]

What happens if I drink horse stimulant
Can I run as fast as a horse

[rain mango]

The lack of a mattress

[young kelp]

Like in oni in emergencies you can make the dupes work on a large project all at once

[rain mango]

Uuugggghhhhh

[neat moat]

what are you sleeping on the floor?

[onyx igloo]

Funding is low

[young kelp]

In rimworld, they ain't doing all them shit, just the specific one they were told to

[neat moat]

beanbag

or doggy bed

like 50g

[onyx igloo]

Vietnam culture?

[neat moat]

?

[onyx igloo]

I think that's common in Vietnam to sleep on floors

[rain mango]

Bed frame, cardboard, blankets

[onyx igloo]

Don't quote me on that

[tall glen]

Bananas

[rain mango]

No confit

Comfort*

[tall glen]

plys Oni

[foggy remnant]

Honestly I kinda like dressing stupid it’s funny

[tall glen]

I thought I was the only one

[rain mango]

Just loneliness and pain

[neat moat]

nah get some real mattressing. You don't want no cardboard

[onyx igloo]

I'm attempting to sleep

Gn

Chat

[rain mango]

I don’t wanna throw 200 bucks minimum for just the mattress

[neat moat]

gn

[rain mango]

Sleep well

[neat moat]

Like I said

[foggy remnant]

Personally I sleep on a pile of hay

[neat moat]

Doggy bed or bean bag

[heavy ivy]

for us:
adhd chronic anxiety depression very likely but undiagnosed autisim, multiple goobers in brain at once, + likely a couple mystery conditions that will appear later

[rain mango]

My brain just screamed loudly

[tall glen]

my brain screams loudly all the time

[rain mango]

I hear it externally but I know it’s not real

[neat moat]

character development

[foggy remnant]

I have ADHD and probably something else like I constantly hear this ringing sound and I don’t understand other peoples emotions

[tall glen]

autism and tinnitus

[neat moat]

oh we're spilling our brain flavors now?

[tall glen]

the worst combination

[foggy remnant]

Ooh I got the bonus pack

[rain mango]

I need comfort. Mental

Can’t sleep

[tall glen]

all I have is ice cream

[rain mango]

But I’m so very exhausted

[young kelp]

I don't think the ringing is a mental illness part

[heavy ivy]

that would possibly be Tinnitus, and autism is a complex and varying brain function so its totes possible ^^

[foggy remnant]

if you need comfort then sleep on a pile of hay

[young kelp]

Tho I feel the same kinda

[foggy remnant]

What if I don’t want tinnitus can I remove it from my brain

[young kelp]

In a really quiet and dark room

[rain mango]

Mental comfort. I’m fine with sleeping on anything

[young kelp]

All I hear is the ringing

The noises stop the ringing

[foggy remnant]

Yeah when it’s really quiet the ringing gets so loud I start crying

[tall glen]

you have the ear damage

[foggy remnant]

But I always hear the ringing

Constantly

[rain mango]

Makes me hurt and panic internally

[foggy remnant]

Quietly

Then when it gets quiet

[tall glen]

remember when your mom says your music was too loud

[foggy remnant]

I burst into tears

Because it’s so overwhelming

[foggy remnant]

FUCK YOU MOM

sorry

reflex

[young kelp]

The light distracts me from it

Remove both and it's insanity

[rain mango]

That’s why I use speakers and not headphones

Autism?

[rain mango]

I could be. I show far too many signs but am undiagnosed

[heavy ivy]

do you have a fan you can turn on during the night? or another form of low noise - it helps us with the ringing

[rain mango]

[foggy remnant]

Yes I always have the fan on at night

[young kelp]

Speakers for aoe damage

[rain mango]

So thats why i sleep with a fan

[young kelp]

[foggy remnant]

Luckily I don’t really need it because there are constantly cars driving by anyways

[rain mango]

I’m starting to get frustrated

[heavy ivy]

i also just like it, feels like a mental blanket on top of my actual blankets

[rain mango]

Makes me wanna do crazy shit but I’m too tired to even get up

[young kelp]

Play some music while you sleep

[rain mango]

Yeah…

[young kelp]

Unless you ain't sleeping alone

[rain mango]

I live alone

[foggy remnant]

That’s problematic when you know the music I like

[rain mango]

[heavy ivy]

music is a massive help, if i'm listening to something more intense like rock or breakcore i put it on real low so i can still hear it but its a little less stimulating

[tacit meadow]

Ur mum was silly ye. Idk why she always told us to turn down the music. Its like she wanted to hear me and ur sister.

[young kelp]

Those rock songs help me sleep

[foggy remnant]

My favorite band is NOFX is that ideal sleeping music

[heavy ivy]

my brain craves stimulation and it works

[young kelp]

If it makes you sleep, yes

[rain mango]

🎵

[tall glen]

THE DECLINE! IS MY SLEEPING SONG

[heavy ivy]

if it works for you its perfect
dont matter if it's jazz, metal or hyperpop, if it works its good

[rain mango]

I’m drained and hurting. I will come back when I have positive energy to share

[tacit meadow]

Dont make silly odd flexes, just enjoy your music.

[foggy remnant]

do you fw jeff wears birkenstocks

[foggy remnant]

is that a friggin frog yo

[tacit meadow]

Its a friggin frog yo

[tall glen]

a polite one

[young kelp]

Frog wins again

[foggy remnant]

Bro fuck ts im not gonna wear pants

[heavy ivy]

stay safe friendo, feel free to give a poke or ping if ya want some casual conversation

[naive flicker]

Bogos bintes

[foggy remnant]

no more pants

I’m gonna shirt and boxers from now on

[tacit meadow]

I cant gif 😦

[foggy remnant]

My cat is sleeping on my humongous laundry pile

[rain mango]

Thanks. I dunno when any convo is casual with me though

[livid notch]

Send it so I can do it for you

[heavy ivy]

sorry link, come back when you are a little, mmm, richer (you get embeds at lvl 10 or someone else can link it for ya)

[tacit meadow]

I didnt have one in mind lol, i just would of found one and sent it

[livid notch]

[foggy remnant]

My legs are so hairy you could use my thigh as a fucking hair brush

[neat moat]

aw did I miss the brain flavor convo :(

[heavy ivy]

Eh, don't worry about it too much. I guess what im trying to say is I'm here if you would like it ^^

[foggy remnant]

you could use it to filter shit into clean drinking water

[tall glen]

me every day

[tacit meadow]

It wouldnt work for me ::(

[foggy remnant]

real

Bro

[livid notch]

Its always end up being gay dreams for me, no women

[rain mango]

I would. I’m in deep desire for attention. But I’m weird rn. I can’t even explain it but I don’t wanna explain my wants anymore, I just want them to be met. Normally I’m never like this and it’s frustrating.

[foggy remnant]

I have my fucking alarm sound as the return from death sound effect from rezero so I started waking up in a panic every morning and my body responded to that by making me wake up before my alarm now

[heavy ivy]

that a fucking roller coast of a gif
"no dont do that"
"oh it's consentual and cute :3"
"NOOOOOOOOO"

[neat moat]

wdym by "gay dreams"

[livid notch]

Say gex

[young kelp]

The dreams I get are often ones of the game I'm currently addicted on

[tacit meadow]

Dreams that are gay

[foggy remnant]

for me it was “thighs” “thighs” “FUCK”

[neat moat]

wow very insitful frog

[tacit meadow]

Thank you :>

[tall glen]

I dream of death

[neat moat]

that was sarcasm

[tall glen]

I dislike them

[foggy remnant]

I think of thighs all day every day

[heavy ivy]

Yeah. I get it. sometimes just can't explain what where when and why I'm feeling how I am. It's hard, but sometimes talking helps, so talk I do. Not always about feeling this way, but just to give brain something to think about

[foggy remnant]

If you read my mind you would be overwhelmed by the sheer force of thighs invading my brain

[neat moat]

[naive flicker]

Freaky

[livid notch]

Thighs are C tier for me

[foggy remnant]

you would just hear the word “thighs” echoing over and over again and overlapping itself

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

[neat moat]

Riley, how do you cope with constant NSFW discussion

[tall glen]

thighs are definately top tier

[tacit meadow]

My dreams as of late have been about some idle clicker game iv been playing lmfao

[neat moat]

finally

purge the wicked

[tall glen]

I have oversugared myself

[tacit meadow]

What do u dream of mr ambulance

[foggy remnant]

If a man read my mind his head would explode from the sheer force of thoughts of racks and thighs that reside in my neurons 🚬

[neat moat]

axion

[lilac quarry]

a good night's sleep

[neat moat]

mods are here

[foggy remnant]

what

[median dove]

Lol

[foggy remnant]

uh oh

[rain mango]

Guys i fed my pet slug salt now hes making weird movements

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/dono-wall-gif-24048347

[tacit meadow]

Thats so real

[foggy remnant]

I’ll stop now

[naive flicker]

Stop

[tacit meadow]

I dream of dreaming lmfai

[bronze moat]

A bowl of chocolate chips as a salad. Don’t worry about it you’re eating healthy.

[lilac quarry]

Yeah and don't do it again pls, thankx

[foggy remnant]

ok

[tacit meadow]

Ty ur being a bit odd

[foggy remnant]

My mind is not for everyone

STOP

anywho

[naive flicker]

What

[foggy remnant]

My cats hair is everywhere

[lilac quarry]

had to leave my clothes at work we had such a gross call my clothes were CLOAKED in death

[foggy remnant]

It’s all over my bed and all my devices

I can’t escape it

[lilac quarry]

what a day

[naive flicker]

Hell nah

[tacit meadow]

What happened

[foggy remnant]

are you a crime scene cleaner or sum

[lilac quarry]

lady had been dead for like 6 days I estimate, real putrid

[foggy remnant]

OH MY GOD

that’s so cool

[lilac quarry]

fuck nah, paramedic

[foggy remnant]

that’s my dream job

oh

nvm

that’s not my dream job

[tacit meadow]

😦 what do u usually do after a day like that? Beer and bed, that feels like the play

[lilac quarry]

that was our first call of the day lmao

11am sharp

[bronze moat]

You’re not dealing with measles outbreaks are you?

[lilac quarry]

I just got home

[lilac quarry]

no I'm canadian

[foggy remnant]

what was the cause of death

[tacit meadow]

U dont get like.. some chill time after dealing with that

[foggy remnant]

no rest for the wicked 🚬

[lilac quarry]

death

Iunno, looks like she had a heart attack and just collapsed in her living room

[bronze moat]

We’ve already got 150 cases of measles here in America, the total last year was right around 400 so we’re way ahead of the curve

[foggy remnant]

my dream cause of death would be a big monkey ripping me apart

[lilac quarry]

most likely the cause based on her posing but who really knows

[naive flicker]

At least he's safe from bullshit like this

Me too, I'm glad

[heavy ivy]

I mean I don't think talking about thighs in a broader scope is NSFW, but I am biased from having a lot of body dysphoria and seeing them not in.. that way, but rather just wanting to have a body shape that I myself feel good in, regardless of how others percieve me

[foggy remnant]

My WiFi isn’t working

[harsh vault]

hai chat!

[lilac quarry]

actually there was a call for a dude who reached into live machinery and lost 2 fingers so no not really

[naive flicker]

Yo

[naive flicker]

Fuck

[harsh vault]

crusader!

[foggy remnant]

My aunt lost a finger that way

[naive flicker]

Frosty

[harsh vault]

how are you fren

[tacit meadow]

Id want something clean, and like my own fault, not a suicide just like, i made a mistake doing something i love. If i fucjed up rock climbing id call it worth.

[naive flicker]

Slept for one hour more today

[bronze moat]

I do not envy your job. I’m not sure if I can handle that bit.

Most I’ve ever done has been a ride along.

[naive flicker]

So I'm feelin better

[harsh vault]

im proud

[lilac quarry]

how was that lol

[foggy remnant]

🙏

[lilac quarry]

must've been a culture shock

[foggy remnant]

Good lord my wifi is just not working

I have to jump start it

[heavy ivy]

I unno what this gif is from but i quite like it

[foggy remnant]

Like a stolen car

[naive flicker]

My friend got bit by a dog and i started getting pissed at the owners, getting all nervous and angry lol
I could NOT deal with this shit

Justified crashout? Maybe, it's their fuckin dog and my friend didn't do anything

[bronze moat]

I’ve always had weird luck.

I work, geriatrics, and other assorted old folk stuff.

My entire ride along was just 12 hours of non-emergency responses

[foggy remnant]

My dog just stares at me awkwardly

[tacit meadow]

U are allowed to win a fight against a dog in self defence, without question

[naive flicker]

I wasn't fighting that dog

[lilac quarry]

no that's just EMS, 95% of calls are nothing

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shotgun-kill-yeet-gif-23581385

[foggy remnant]

Dude sometimes I think there’s something wrong with my brain

I don’t think normally

[bronze moat]

Yup. (Edit: YOU should go to bed). Good sir. There’s no rest for the wicked but we still gotta try.

[naive flicker]

Owners were way too chill for this moment, my friend was lucky that it was only two teeth

[foggy remnant]

Why am I like this

Why am I

[naive flicker]

Lack of maternal care? I feel ya

[foggy remnant]

So

[neat moat]

sc2 reaper unit quotes :3

[foggy remnant]

COOL

IM SO COOL

[tacit meadow]

Could well be, chat with a therapist, get some insight. Know ur self

[heavy ivy]

that is a great addition to that quote

[foggy remnant]

I was about to make a joke but I don’t think the mods would like it

[naive flicker]

What was it about

[karmic jetty]

heheh pocoyo still holds up today

[bronze moat]

Typo too! I told him to go to bed, but voice text

[foggy remnant]

Y’know how some people call their girlfriends a different variant of the word ‘mother’ as a coping mechanism?

[naive flicker]

Ahhh yea no that's fine gen chat talks about this a lot

[foggy remnant]

isn’t that the kids show

[karmic jetty]

yup

[naive flicker]

🙏

[foggy remnant]

Are you baiting me

[naive flicker]

No

[foggy remnant]

I’m nervous

[naive flicker]

I know what I'm talking about

[karmic jetty]

pocoyo 20th anniversary this year!!!

[harsh vault]

@naive flicker call me it
:3c

[karmic jetty]

👴

[foggy remnant]

LMFAOOO

[livid notch]

Relateable , brain damage dosen't goes well with anger issues for me

[foggy remnant]

ME NEXT!

[tacit meadow]

Say what ur going to say, ull know u went to far when everyone starts ignoring you

[heavy ivy]

People don't call this Degeneral chat for nothing

[foggy remnant]

ok

[harsh vault]

im the girl here

[heavy ivy]

omg girls? Im one too :3

[harsh vault]

haii

[foggy remnant]

yes exactly that’s why I call random women mommy and have them baby me

[heavy ivy]

Haiii

[naive flicker]

Just a few examples

[foggy remnant]

No I was saying let me call you it neFUCK THE JOKE IS RHINED

[neat moat]

NO

NONONO

[naive flicker]

[bronze moat]

coughs. Degen? Where?!?!? cough

[naive flicker]

[foggy remnant]

REI CHIQUITA???

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/slander-panini-chowder-gif-68442566427858765

[harsh vault]

call me it then

[naive flicker]

I added myself to make it fair

[foggy remnant]

I uhm

[foggy remnant]

I don’t know if I want to anymore

[naive flicker]

Dw ghoti I'm a man of honor 😎

[foggy remnant]

:(

[harsh vault]

okie

[tacit meadow]

Look what u did

[foggy remnant]

uh

[tacit meadow]

U scared her

[foggy remnant]

okay

[tacit meadow]

U monster

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-gif-13813457612366790790

[tacit meadow]

Him?

[harsh vault]

who?

[foggy remnant]

Who scared who

What now

[tacit meadow]

U a guy or girl ax

[foggy remnant]

Which do you guys want me to be

I’m a man

[tacit meadow]

I assume people are there pfp

[foggy remnant]

no my pfp is just an album cover

a really good album

[tacit meadow]

True

[foggy remnant]

well actually it’s a single

but

[karmic jetty]

i assume ur a froge

[foggy remnant]

still

[tacit meadow]

I am a froge

[naive flicker]

I'm literally Courier 6

[foggy remnant]

I have 700 hours in fnv

[harsh vault]

wow

[unreal bane]

That's a rather flawed method of profiling people.

[naive flicker]

Peak 🗣️

[foggy remnant]

Anywho

I am a man

Sometimes I wish I was a woman

[harsh vault]

ooooo

[foggy remnant]

But

[harsh vault]

men

:3

[foggy remnant]

Whatcha gonna do

Ahahahahahaa

[tacit meadow]

If pfp is human u assume it thens

[foggy remnant]

what

[naive flicker]

So you wanna tell me that you do not have pink hair and wear glasses??

[tacit meadow]

If its girlie i assume there a girl

[harsh vault]

im feeling degenerate tonight for some reason

[naive flicker]

Freaky

[unreal bane]

I sure as heck don't have pink hair.

[livid notch]

Angry mailman with brain damage is the best personality 🔥

[heavy ivy]

There are solutions to this

[foggy remnant]

I’m always feeling degenerate

[naive flicker]

[harsh vault]

let me be freaky crusader, i been holding it in

[foggy remnant]

Get pink hair then

[harsh vault]

grah!

[foggy remnant]

Pink hair is cool

[neat moat]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1291463501285429319/1344232332856660008/tumblr_743f9175fd7b1aa8d1ee8759ce536f11_f48171a8_500.jpg?ex=67c0d22a&is=67bf80aa&hm=287ae41e58e833aa20f7e858bde1888ea08cb0aa5bbf314a120edaea1218e9cd&

[foggy remnant]

If given the option I would die my hair pink

due

DUE

DYE

I don’t care if I’m a man

pink is a cool color

[foggy remnant]

no not as in I want to be a woman I wish I was born a woman

[tacit meadow]

Ultimately tho, i dont generally actually care, i just pick someones gender and if im wrong get corected and be correct from then on.

[heavy ivy]

Oh I absolutely get that too

[foggy remnant]

This is me

[naive flicker]

I'm a guy and i like it

[foggy remnant]

I have big chunky glasses and I don’t want them anymore I look like a nerd

[tacit meadow]

Take out your eyes

[foggy remnant]

I am a nerd

But

Still

[naive flicker]

Honestly i fw ppl who wear glasses

[foggy remnant]

I don’t wanna look like one

[naive flicker]

I also wear glasses

[karmic jetty]

nerd

[tacit meadow]

Do you?

[naive flicker]

I do

https://cdn.jacher.io/cea2198fde6c7bc9.gif

[foggy remnant]

I see you have cogito, ergo sum in your bio

rené descartes

[karmic jetty]

descartes

[foggy remnant]

yes

indeed

[neat moat]

zeerol is a certified glasses wearer

[foggy remnant]

I’m also a glasses wearer

It EUCKS

[karmic jetty]

i ackshually do

[foggy remnant]

SUCKS

[karmic jetty]

is wat it is

[unreal bane]

I'm trying to get rid of my glasses.

[tacit meadow]

I got gifted eyes that work 🙂

[foggy remnant]

Lucky

[neat moat]

Wear contacts

[harsh vault]

ghoti

[foggy remnant]

I’m getting fitted for contacts soon

[karmic jetty]

get new eyes

[frosty tulip]

Yes my pfp is literally me

[neat moat]

?

[foggy remnant]

I feel like if someone read my mind they would genuinely be disturbed because something is definitely wrong with me

[heavy ivy]

Harry Dubois jumspcar

(i have not played Disco Elsylum)

[harsh vault]

mango soda or mango smoothie

[neat moat]

play it

smoothie

[foggy remnant]

a mango soda would suck

[naive flicker]

Nah glasses are cool, being short sighted is cool cuz i could just take off my glasses when i look at my phone up close

[karmic jetty]

old

[harsh vault]

they fire

[foggy remnant]

I need to shit

GOD WHY I AM BURPING SO MUCH

FUCK

[naive flicker]

🥭

[foggy remnant]

I HATE MY LIFE