#general_chat
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500 cigarettes
Same thing
im on like chap 380 out of 1400
When did I get 3k achievements
You bought someone elses account didnt u
Yep
Yeah i bought it from that guy
WOW
He is named sharpgolden
Check him out
I gave him 5000 gazillion dollars
2
I HATE U
cap
2.5
Liar
liar liar plants for hire
You have 3
@quasi slate opinion on new season? i like it.
I have a higher precentage completion tho
shovelware steam game
hehehee

not nice.
milf indeed
i want to stomp on him
is this the first meme of 2025
Just jellin you can't have him
no taper fade

my duo on fortnite is so funny she fucking sucks ass but i get to kill 2 people at a time instead of boring solos
I will steal your vbucks
ultimate tradeoff
sweat
soggy chip
miku
unironically tho yea
Goku
Fortnite fans when
Yes, but death is an inevitable part of life
All things must end for better or for worse
im not afraid of dying because it's never happened to me before
That is why I wear a bomb vest
Skill issue
saying that you're afraid of something happening to you
when it's never even happened to you before
Well to me, death is the end
kinda skill issue
Nothing new begins
Thatās it
Once you die you stop existing
Everything youāve ever accomplished is over
it's like saying i hate getting pissed on when i have never been pissed on before
I mean I donāt need to be pissed on to know I wonāt like it
I know I donāt want to kill anyone, even though Iāve never done it
yes you do
who knows man
maybe you'll like it
be open to new experience
like getting pissed on
If new experiences include being pissed on Iād rather stay with what Iāve been doing up till this point
cringe
Your the one who isnāt opposed to being pissed on
you wont know that you dont like kissing guys if you never kissed guys before
although i know im fine with kissing guys because i have tried it before
I donāt need to have experienced something to know I donāt want to experience it
you can't say you have an open mind if you're not open to kissing guys
i too am straight
Valid
i too like women
Valid 2x
I just like games
I have no sexual attraction towards men
u like kissing games
and i know i would rather kiss a woman than a man because i know what it's like to kiss men
you dont know that
I donāt need to know what itās like to know that itās not something Iām comfortable with doing
like getting pissed on or kissing men?
Valid 3x
yeah
Naw I'm a dungeon crawler addict now
nah
I'm binging Barony
Have you eaten shit before?
when barony sesh
If someone is uncomfortable with the thought of something then the obviously donāt like it
Great example
it's like saying you hate broccoli despite having never eaten broccoli
Have you eaten shit before
Bad example
i dont care what u are 20 grand is 20 grand
yes and it's terrible, i was 7 years old at the time
Youāre pushing extremes. Use extreme examples
Have you eaten horse shit
well, i believe horse shit isnt much different from human shit
O I dunno, I've only played solo, only just started yesterday
both is shit
Still have no idea wtf I'm doing but I'm loving it
It is, we have different diets and digestive systems
Thatās like saying kissing women and kissing men is the same
shit is shit
Would you beat a child up for 20 grand. Enough to leave them with bruises but not break anything or bring them anywhere er wise?
shit is shit but man is not woman
Iād do it for free
20 grand is 20 grand
shrimply transactional
i would
So then what about eating a womanās shit
Vs a man
Like
it's still shit
You obviously are a man of business
hai chat!
I respect that
No itās different cuz itās from a woman and oneās from a man
just because shit came from something else doesn't make it not shit
im taken again!
Biggest hugs
Congratulations
Either way you donāt need to have experienced something to know you would be uncomfortable with it
Have you ever eaten rusty nails before?
Why yāall having such a strange debate tho
Do you need to have experienced that to know itās not a pleasant experience?
i have licked a rusty bedframe before and it's not pleasant
Itās just fundamentally different logic
apply similar experiences to others
I have the stance of āI know what I like and what I donāt likeā
They say you should atleast experience it first
are u also a picky eater
Which I disagree with
he doesnt want to kiss men even if he hasn't tried kissing men before
Is that so wrong
the first person i have ever kissed that isnt a family member
is my high school classmate
i kissed him on the cheek as a joke
I donāt need to get shot by a gun to know it wouldnāt be fun
Ya but I donāt have to do that In order to know I donāt want to
I would never take a joke that far, to me thatās crossing some boundaries
fear is the mind killer
To each their own tho
I donāt need to get cancer to know itād be painful
yeah to each their own
you still dont get to say that you dont like kissing men because you havent tried kissing a man before
it's like saying you dont like broccoli even though you have never tried broccoli
His reasoning was so clear tho. That it made him uncomfortable
I guess saying ā I donāt like kissing menā is inaccurate since Iāve never done it. However I am not comfortable kissing men so I will never do it
well yeah how about i fucking kiss you?
Maybe Iād kiss you back?
That depends on a lot of factors brother
š«
Get ponies
men have never tried being pregnant before
We canāt
they wont know they dont like being pregnant
We donāt have the organs necessary
they will never know unfortunately
Imma slide
Bye pookie
But ya, just cause I havenāt experienced it doesnāt mean I want to find out that I donāt like it
Man Iām gonna turn these horse emojis into glue
hello orange
My Little Pony!
number one ranked player right here
hi chat
It's payne! Smoke em!
Wow

hmm where?
is this how I'm supposed to make a killbox?
walls are slate
wanted to do lime, no idea where to find those besides ancient stuff
took a minute but we got there
Just chunks, not every map has them
hey ghoti how ghoti are you
theres a smurf for just about everything
uncanny smurf
diddy smurf
DO U KNOW WAHT THIS MEANS CHAT
Asking the universe why me
I mean-
Im alright
didn't do what I wanted today but there's tomorrow at least
stream it vro
I snaps fingers donāt have Internet
thou shalt not order a baja blast without a supreme soft shell taco
I donāt pay for internet
How are you talking then?
Fair enough
manually sending signals
Is anyone looking to join a dedicated server?
ULTRAKILL, on brutal difficulty
#1019737819981283459
or more accurately for you
#1019725562337579028
I am home from work, any cute girls around here
Randomly added by someone I chatted with 3 years ago..
Step right up for a fun game of ābot or notā š¤£
waits
@vital marten it makes me sick in vr
Oh thatās suck
but!
i am doing tournaments!
because am so pro
i could probs be pro esport at some point
remember me when ur famous floofie
Iāve never really gotten sick from VR myself, I guess Iāve got good of whatever you need to avoid that 
Tournaments? Thatās crazy. I canāt complete a single track without flying off the side of a hill at 75km/h and rolling 3 times š¤£
well
Games fun as hell nonetheless
like what i said
i am professional at driving irl and in games
i take my car obsession seriously
i can drive! i can do mechanics! you name it!
dont drink!
good luck!
i shall donate some winnings to you
bryk is going to have one hell of a morning
wow
bryk is going to fumble it
expert marine here!
im navy
Itās a damn good thing you clarified bryk /s, best of luck with the instructor
:O
hi ben
pperi i
š š»
bryk
I think they need more vodka 
go eep!
i have ch ese pizza left
Sir yes sir
hey lou, what do you use to drive in the game?
a controller
how do you know?
cus a controller.....
controls
you can m&k the game too
I love m&ms
Meta quest 3, and Logitech G29 wheel n pedals
smh
see a controller
im going to fli rt with mutuaks on instagram
pog
To be fair Iāve never driven a car
Like a livestream? I donāt think dirt has multiplayer in the way most games do
-She hit multiple pedestrians
-Broke the speedlight TWICE
-NEVER used her turn signals
Overall p good š
LIAR!
Yeah she only hit 3 pedestrians š
ur getting it now u 4chaner
Sounds just like Euro Truck sim
ruh roh
Fun game but I always pass out on the highway while playing
nutria
i cant go over 55 on a highway š
I like the one where is this guy dressed as a trucker lady who just hits everyone
"excuuuuse me!"
yall sleeping on robblox fps games
V2 really fucked me up
poor bryk
im drinking thursfay with friends
i got le munchies
what kinda smurf would u be chat
im making fire food
i got 30 pack coors ganwurg for them
So brave š„ŗ
banquet
My head would be U shaped
taquitos
even though im lactose intolerant
they still fire
weak
be nice zerol!
Zero
meanie

do tall fw my popsicket
just because i do it in vc doesnt mean i do it here!
floofie!
hai
what!
smh
Man
I'd personally rather chew a lead pipe over doing math
Heya
BESTIE >w<
haiii lord
is lotg still on fraud watch
lord lord lord
Heyo
can we video call
sussy
It's 12am
And that blinded me
w<
Its 9:53 pm
Chat please don't blind me
Sure
crusader has been infected
YAY
With what
Me loading up gta iv
only if you picked up ur phone earlier!
I was asleep
my apologies lotg i did not understand ur game
Id rather not say
Blinded by the lights! Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
Real, loading screen is hella bright
I'm doing just fine. I'm not infected
WHAT DO U MEAN!
snaps flip phone
"Oh shit that was the expensive modern one."
snorts line
@naive flicker how old are you again?
hes a child
I am almost 18
Deity
MINOR
fetus
He is all age
i knows!
(I'm too old š“ )
ban everyone under 18
crusader
Chat I'm a really young deity
I can throw plungers at your head
act ur age!
Yuh
bro is barly out of the woumb
Woumb
Woumbus
Act my age?
yah?
barly
Thats how you spell it guys
bro is barley
I don't wanna act my age
This maturity shit sucks
guys
What do you mean
True
is ackshually barley
the harvest is bountiful
immature!
Barley more like barely
u can tell its the newer seasons
Buh
newer spongebob sucks
actually seahorse poo
retvrn to the goo lagoon
This IDIOT is stuck in between my siblings mattress and bedframe
not even funni and they wayy exaggerate the faces every second
zeerol wants me to pay a persinal visit to their private residence it seems
At this point bro donāt even need his legs anymore, seems to be more of a nuisance than anything
Phantom pain might be his nightmare though 
OG spongebob is peak
Phantom pain,,...
Woah hooo
I like the episode where squidward time travels
dawg and cat pic
Y'all check this out
No
hmm
L
crusader keep that shit on lock and key
Okay maybe
This specimen seems quite volatile.
Rid yourself of it immediately.
Iāve never understood why people like asmr
It gives me the feeling in my gut the same as when you rub two pieces of paper together like GET OUT OF MY EARS AHHH YOUR IN MY HEAD IN MY HEAD
only 18 and is already on track to bronze gooner
But the scratching is not it
My asmr is old fan noises
And heaters
Grand master baiter*
Yea true tho. ASMR just gives off a weird feeling. I'd rather take some rain or a FNV vid
Old devices have a calming sound in general
truly a speedrun of the ages
Nah they banned me from ranked
lmaoo
Cheating on ranked⦠SHAME
Forgot to deactivate a plugin
No shit you would be banned lmao
Thr jorker plugin
Bro life before your job is wondering why you exist
And then the job makes you wonder how other people exist
bro got that dream plugin installed
So true sean
dream luck
Although I'm still wondering how some other people exist
We just do
Why tf would someone buy a cybertruck?
Nobody knows
Anyway am still feeling sleepy
What about uneducated guesses
Profound mental disability
Or midlife crisis
don't forget to vc ur friend floofie >:[
geeked up playing Xbox all day
have u tried avowed chip
i have not
Am not forgetting that am sure le phone ringing will wake me up...this time
zeerol
Snowrunner is cool
Easy way to stay happy recipe:
Step 1: find songs you like
Step: 2 find an area where you wonāt be bothered or heard
Step 3: sing ur heart out! ā¤ļø
What if Zee rolled
when zee does the roll
How about I PUNCH PEOPLE!
CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION !!
Hi guys, just trying to join some modded servers... Do installing the Workshop items usually take so LONG?
If it leads to your happiness then go on and knock yourself out š
Bro got punched back
By my fist
lord take a nap
Bad karma yo
Go ahead and break it I have various traps in my house
They are cartoonishly irritating
home alone ahhh invasion
One of them is a loaded shotgun!!
Brooo the rooks are back and they're fuckin annoying
Screeching all around in the park
Mane fuck off
Who's the rooks
no idea
Like the lost bikers gang?
how does one safely harvest their prisoners
A certain type of crows according to Google translator
or rather safe enough just so they don't fall dead
bornana 43
orange juice potion
Shat
It looks like-

It's shit n piss
Shiss
no....
its muddy water
9 shots down
This aināt it Chef
ts so good
Back Pain
im gonna pl au Roblox
bryk has lost it
I laugh at this every time I see it
Same
teleporting t dog
Nite ā ļø
Jorb
"oh shit"
Nite š¹ š
Fort
guys im bored what should i do
Slcohol
Punch people
who
Go sing
Rich people
Tfym
i don't live in LA
Punch a rich person
You evade taxes you already have alot of money
It'll spawn money like in gta
š
no
Lame
I dont remember you working a percentage of my job mistah govnment!!
IRS workers being taxed by the IRS
Cohorts of war attacking, with their numbers of 3 and weapons
2 smoke launchers
1 EMP grenade
So besides disabling my turrets, what else can they do?
Dr Giggletouch
Dance on em
Pistachios
The biggest threat so far was friendly fire lmao
burn your smokeleaf
I dont mess with drugs in rimworld
its called smokeleaf not sellleaf
other can flake. God I love flake
I ain't giving my colony them cheap stuff
how big are your rice farms
If you're gonna give your colonists drugs, at least give 'em something that makes them better in combat
Playing a 9 year old gameās multiplayer is something that while outdated, I canāt complain
Itās MP will be dead eventually, 1 match, 10/12 people, Metal gear V
I have a hydro-farm thingy else where with rice
The death of metal gear online is upon us
combat stims my beloved
big win
r u playing w randy random
first run so basic AI with adventure
randy random is the only difficulty
Cassandra kills you on purpose
Randy kills you accidentally
Phoebe kills you with boredom
Phoebe Chillax can be a menace
i only use performance enhancing drugs for my colonists when putting them in an arena to fight to the death
they literally did no damage and just gave me an EMP nade + smoke launchers
That is true. But when she hits, she'll go bellow the belt
Yeah, she scales the same as Cassandra, but because you see that scaling few and far between, you just kinda forget to prepare
Sseth said it best
this is funny
I keep saying it
but I should play rimworld again
maybe try that clone colony I wanted
WAR CRIMES
pew pew
Are everyone in your system a war criminal?
Whats going on
if harvesting organs of prisoners count, then so far that was one time
Bro ā ļø
you're only a war criminal if you get caught
I am here
Aka: you're only a war criminal if you're on the losing side
the phrase is , "Its only a war crime if you lose"
True
IWANT MARLBOROS
Prime example are them Canadians 
Like damn they were ruthless lol
I never had a cig š
wurope i could buy at 18
nov 2023 for me
you've done it though
Idk smoking
dont worry i got a zyn in and hitting my geek bar rn
my friend only smokes cigars and he picked it up because of ditch from rdr2
dutch
š„
Not sure how bad an occasional cigar is
I mean it's bad nonetheless
Video of Bryk
It's only a war crime in war time
As far as I'm concerned, the colonists are just regular criminals
Project Zomboid
My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy tear gassing him to ask what he was doing up there. He screamed for an entire YEAR every single time he opened his eyes! Oh, man. At first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! Oh, man.
l4d2 mentioned
This is the way
erm
chip as the only us soldier in the chat rn
thats sgt chip for u
maybe you'll have some insite into this war crime buisness
your poor lungs
Amogus
lungs value went down
Smoking 
I have no addictions,"sips fifth cup of coffee for the day"
Broski has Smoker irl
HELL YEAH BROTHER!
any PvE server with dedicated shop?
remnant of Kentucky maybe
the oxygen is in you now breaking down your cells
within cells interlinked
I've been weaning my body off oxygen
Drunk cigs dont count
what
Hello chat
Herro
this game is pissing me the f
off tonight
language
I am looking for a reliable person to do AI work (tech is not a must).
Locations: USA, Australia, Canada, UK, Switzerland, Netherlands, Germany (Citizen Only)
Compensation: $400 weekly
DM me. Thanks.
does spiked baseball bat count as long blunt or long blade
damit
found out that shooting at donkeys is a great way to level up shooting skills
man, that is a lot of pawns, usually I never go above 10 at any one time
15 is my absolute max cause I much prefer quality over quantity
its gonna keep going higher

can't start a world war with only 20 units and a few orbital weapons
my pawns usually all get kitted out with the best shit money can buy, or get the materials for
oh my friend, yes you can
I send a single pawn in to several different settlements and they each serve as an army of their own, each man and army, each man a nation
@lilac quarry you're gonna laugh
Zeerol
Guys how blood works in transmission?
Like if i have bloody clothes and scratch that part of my body eill i get infected
nah
blood just means you have a small chance of getting infected if a zombie scratches or lacerates you.
7% for scratch, 25% for laceration
i put hot food in my freezer and the fridge exploded and killed me and burned my house down
š¦
What should i play on and what you play with bite eonly or
scratch or Laceration that comes from zombies
the blood on clothes don't matter
heck your survivor can eat their flesh
and only feel depressed
your call, don't ask me for my settings tbh, the settings I play on are stupid hard, I wouldn't recommend anyone play what I am
modded lmao
What if i bite a zombie will it turn human npc
but yea only the injuries they cause counts
Does fog decrease the sight of zombies
everything else doesn't
survivors don't got the human infection
the zombies got the knox
And i need to level up cooking or
mods only
Oh
you can't eat humans or zombies
that'd probably be super unbalanced if it gave you that much
Had to say goodbye, Muffallo herd came into the colony so we gonna raise those instead
have yet to see a horse so the donkeys get to stay
İs my settings good? What should i change?
Max i survived is 2 weeks i reset everytime i die
@young kelp
@lilac quarry you're gonna cry
kittyo
oh yeah
damn, I almost posted something spicy, I didn't realize this was the PZ server XD
What da fuq
lol, nothing, I was curious if someone would react, I am really tired
I just woke up at 3 am
Tits
when you wake up at 3 am and you just FEEL that Europe is yours for the taking this time
you're gonna bog down in the balkans
people who ask for personal details while iām trying to play project zomboid with them creep me out a bit
understandable
cant send a screenshot but this person keeps asking for my age its kind of weirding me out like dude im just trying to add you to my faction, if someone doesnt answer your question quit asking it makes you look creepy
I Love how djmax is currently having its own into the spiderverse arc in the chapter 3 of story
I have done nothing, but play rimworld for 4 days straight, progress is insanely slow, maybe cause 5 other people are in a different camp(collecting steel)
Haven't gotten a rimworld dream yet, so the playing continues

Just waiting for the monke to appear
Monke
I always just play Rimworld till I am bored of the colony and then start again
Iām confused
I need 890 currency to get a battlepass for marvel rivals
man, I feel like Bannerlord is just plain worse than Warband
Ye me too, half the time i die horribly, the other half i hit that point where things start to feel stable, then get distracted and stop playing for ages and by the time i get back (months) id rathee just start again
You can get 100 of the currency for 1.45, 500 for 7.55, and 1000 for 14.95
Usually the bigger purchases are more cost efficient
no monkey will appear, YOU WILL BEC- no wait you already are
But in this case

For some reason itās set up so that if I buy the 100 amount 9 times Itāll cost 13.05, but if I get the larger amounts itāll just cost more
Itās more efficient to buy the small packs a dozen times
Rather than just buy one big pack
Are they stupid?
my best colony so far was a whiskey distillery, I literally made hundreds of thousands of worth of Silver each batch, and could buy out ANYONE on the map, that's why whenever I got a big raid, I just called in the empire so that their men would die for me, and then sent them whiskey in return for the lives of their men
Its just malicious marketing, nothing stupid about it.
Nah but usually the bigger packs are slightly cheaper for how much currency you get, to encourage buying the large packs
Glory to alcohol!
But itās literally cheaper to just get a bunch of small currency packs
They know u know that
it was double aged whiskey too
Malicious, dont forgive it as a mistake
Wtf Iām doing calculations
Clearly u are, u wernt meant to give it a double take, just click the one u ~know~ will be slightly better value
The 500 dollar pack is 30 cents more expensive than 5 100s, and the 1000 is 45 cents more expensive. But the 2180 pack that they have for some reason? itās cheaper by 5 cents?
... im gonna admit, that might be a mistake actually
But the 5680 pack which is super specific, is 1.45 more expensive. But the 11680 pack again super specific
I changed my mind
Is 3 dollars cheaper?
Its bad and rude
If you buy 8 500 packs, and 12 100 packs
Itās cheaper by 4.45 than the 5680 pack
Marvel rivals currency packs
I wanted to get the battle pass but omg this is insanity
There is a graph here
Somewhere
That tracks the ideal combination of packs to buy for the amount of currency you want
Someone just hasnāt made it yet
i don't like pvp games, coop is where its at
@stone nexus put on the wisp warframe
NOW
Play a better game that doesnt on purposely get kids to buy the bigger packs at worse value
Just play path of exile bro
I have all the DLC
i should play terraria
Ur a little bit 12 years late, which honeslty lowkey will make ur play experience better. The value of perfectly respectably mid gear that would of been well and truly best in slot 10 years ago, is super affordable.
do summoner
But murder
or ranger
what.
gotta try a ranger run again soon
olay i don't know what either of those are but ok
Melee where it at 
bullets got updated ever since the last time I tried
Game.
vidya
ranger is the easiest class you just run away
A not hot take that will be perfectly accepted by all.
sorry am losing it at vorkath
Melee: Tanky boi, is ranger without bullets
Ranger: Shoots with different ammo types
Summoner: Make your enemies submit
Mage:
can i be a paladin
with every passing minute
Have you seen Rice ult animation
Arnt u meant to melee vorki these days?
i have only ever seen kafka and himeko
value of my gear fucking died so
i am basically dhcbing this dipshit until i get the money
for the melee setup
True
What are u using? Pipe
when
this was in the trailer for 3.0
this my setup
looks neat
i don't remember seeing this
Tf is that
Dragonslayer crossbow doesnt ring a bell at all.
Terraria has a horror mod thats inspired by Roblox Pressure game
Iv never seen that item or even heard of it in my entire life
it hit like a 95
a few times
but thats i think cause of the ruby bolt spec i wasnt paying attention
Thats fine, hust heal
ah nah am talking like against dragons
man you like dark souls
i had to relearn how to do the fuckin ranged wooxwalk cause of this shit doe
so wack compared to melee
i adore all of fromsoft games
masochist ?
maybe, but i adore them
https://youtu.be/G3iJXDE_99Q?t=101 very neat 
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Get re...
it does say you love dragons
Go do a different boss bro š š uv already beaten vorkath
and kalameet
Got the true W
yeah I donāt know their names
I NEED THAT SKELLY VISAGE...
i got past the first boss in III and gave up
ITS THE ONLY ITEM I AM MISSING FROM GREENLOGGING THIS MF!
True
seriously i got like 5k kills bro
I miss barrows runs
if you have the time, i highly recommend picking up III again, it's my second favorite fromsoft game
I made like 1m in the entire time i was playing them, but it was kinda fuj
itās depressing but i guess thatās part of its charm
just not what iām looking for right now
not more misery
i made almost like 1b but like i quit and had my bro take over my acc so yeah that explains alot i believe
there is beauty is misery, for misery is what preceeds salvation
on where all my cash went
peak
or not
does the game end in salvation ?
it does right
never give your rs account to your sibling
(game literally tells you that in stronghold of security)
dark souls 3... does end in salvation in a certain sense, i could spoil buti don't wanna




