general_chat

[plush cobalt]

I'm nearly done with season 1 of gay birds webtoon btw

[thin wedge]

The most sane webtoon

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/handshake-just-blaze-sheek-louch-yo-mtv-raps-s1e2-gif-25832094

[toxic relic]

ayo

another one

[plush cobalt]

It's probably up there on the sanity tbh

[toxic relic]

theres no nsfw its just good

[stone nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/khaled-reacts-gif-26286143

[thin wedge]

webtoon vs manhwa which is more insane

[toxic relic]

manwha bro

[plush cobalt]

Manhwa

[neat moat]

Im surprised no one here is talking about the fact that in order to get to Mars in 30 seconds, as the band suggests, you would need to travel at around 7.67 million miles a second. This is 27,612 million miles an hour. A trained fighter pilot can handle 9Gs of acceleration but will not survive 6Gs of sustained force. Ignoring this discrepancy and assuming a person can survive 9gs of sustained force roughly translates to around 198 feet per second. To get up to the speeds required, it would take 139,454.55 seconds or around 38.77 hours. This is only for acceleration. When we account for deceleration, this would take 77.54 hours. Three days around, not 30 seconds. If you would go to Mars seconds. I dont know the details, but what I do know is that you would be dead. These calculations are not entirely accurate and can be debated over. What is beyond debate, however, is that there is no way under normal circumstances that a human can travel 30 seconds to Mars and live to tell the details. It can be argued that they never promised to send you to Mars alive. No reasonable human would assume this however. They assume, reasonably, that the trip would be safe to some degree. At the very least, survivable. This band must be held for criminal charges. Criminal misconduct, false advertisement, and the harm they have and can potentially give to countless future families are only a few crimes this criminal organization has caused. Justice cannot be served until these executioners have been tired in a court of law and been sentenced to life imprisonment, or even death.

[toxic relic]

webtoon has restrictions on what you can post

[thin wedge]

True

[young kelp]

Is manwha the chinese one?

[thin wedge]

[plush cobalt]

Korean

[toxic relic]

the best manwha ive read was bj alex

[thin wedge]

wait i just remember the one manhwa that had a slur

[plush cobalt]

🧐

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

how do you like the webtoon omar

[bronze moat]

Yeah we don’t play PZ here

[stone nexus]

Fish.

Kindly.

[stone nexus]

Shut the hell up with the math, do meth instead.

[plush cobalt]

It's terrible. I hate it. I have read 87 episodes in two days out of pure rage at how bad it is

[thin wedge]

No bot pls

[toxic relic]

hate reading at its finest

[thin wedge]

No more jenshin

[neat moat]

I did and it was fucking mid

[thin wedge]

You gotta quit the gambling

[young kelp]

I is banana now

[neat moat]

oh btw how was my math I did this years ago

[plush cobalt]

I like it, I find the use of abbreviations here and there (tbh, rn) kind of off-putting but other than that I'm a fan

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/stellaris-wormhole-travel-happy-souls-gif-24533997

[stone nexus]

That's because it was shit meth, the good meth hits real hard

[toxic relic]

good

[neat moat]

No I had the expensive kind

[toxic relic]

its not perfect but it really gets better further in

[neat moat]

you don't know me and my story

[toxic relic]

🤓 let me see

[plush cobalt]

Yeah I expect that with series tbf

[floral fiber]

Ah no Dr Primitive got to build 43

[stone nexus]

Then you got scAAAAAAAmmed.

[plush cobalt]

Especially if it's an author's first, idk whether this one is but I imagine so

[toxic relic]

i think so

they have some other comics but they all released after the croaking agaik

[toxic relic]

looks good dude

[neat moat]

yee

[plush cobalt]

How dare they work on other projects while the croaking is ongoing. I'm going to leave a negative review

[toxic relic]

checks out in my brain rn

[neat moat]

Fish has clearly never tried meth

[toxic relic]

last season starts on march 1st

[plush cobalt]

Oh my word

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-wegeekinghard-blud-tiktok-animatronic-tweaking-gif-18331326635054461479

i recommend castle swimmers if you like this one

40 yo man reading about gay birds and fish

[bronze moat]

*SHAMROCK SHAKES ARE BACK!!

[plush cobalt]

I think webtoon recommended this too but I think I'll stick to the single gay animal webtoon

[fair yacht]

frems!

[plush cobalt]

Sporfhello

[neat moat]

Omar are you gay?

wait

did

[bronze moat]

Fremlens!

[plush cobalt]

No comment at this time

[neat moat]

Did I ask this already

[fair yacht]

aaaa

[neat moat]

oh

[plush cobalt]

At least twice already I think

[neat moat]

What about bi?

[plush cobalt]

Seems you have the memory of a

[toxic relic]

ghoti you ask this every time omar is in chat

[plush cobalt]

Ghoti is not gay but is ghoti queer

Find out in the next episode

[neat moat]

I am not cool enough to be queer

[stone nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/765198735889399822/1219048225298976990/attachment.gif?ex=67bc4861&is=67baf6e1&hm=4ec58d231676b2d5e225bc52bceee0bc4c19f4dda0647788d4810a8478d5a843&

[plush cobalt]

Okay that was supposed to be a cliffhanger

[bronze moat]

Cat boy! :3

[neat moat]

Im a bad cliffhanger

[neat moat]

don't have the upper body strength

[toxic relic]

its a real series

[neat moat]

I know

[plush cobalt]

Why do I know of pj masks

[young kelp]

no wait wrong target

[plush cobalt]

I feel like I have no reason to know this exists

[toxic relic]

you dont need a reason to appreciate good art

[neat moat]

"good art"

[plush cobalt]

How odd

[young kelp]

you do need one, what art is good if you can't even see it as good

[toxic relic]

wrong

[plush cobalt]

No art is good. Art is a distraction from what truly matters

[toxic relic]

zdzisław beksiński would disagree with yo u

both of you apparently

[plush cobalt]

Mods??

[toxic relic]

you really are similar to that kid in that movie

[stone nexus]

MODS, SEIZE THEIR BALLS.

[plush cobalt]

English only server. No Polish

[plush cobalt]

Oh I know which movie you're talking about

[toxic relic]

my balls will not be handled today

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/kkkk-gif-803276698099722758

that kid

thats u omar

[plush cobalt]

I actually had a feeling it'd be either the kid from the polar express or him

My message was poking fun at the nonspecific nature of the message though

[toxic relic]

im aware

it was intentionally vague

[young kelp]

which kid in the polar express

[toxic relic]

i was too old for these movies i dont remember them

[plush cobalt]

You know

[neat moat]

I have nuanced feelings on artists that cannot be easily stated within the limits of a discord message

[toxic relic]

valid

[toxic relic]

bro looks like they keep dead birds in a box under their bed

[plush cobalt]

My feelings on artists are not nuanced. They are all Evil Creatures

[toxic relic]

"h-h-hey i...uh...i know we jus-t met, b-b-but ive been watchi--i feel like ive known you since forever....do you wanna see my...collection "

[plush cobalt]

You see dead birds, he sees specimens for research

[toxic relic]

we are not the same

[young kelp]

or failed rescues

they kept as a reminder for their failure

[toxic relic]

they all died in work related accidents

[plush cobalt]

Shouldn't have signed up for jobs at the bird cannon factory

[toxic relic]

i thought they were making cannons for birds

not putting birds in cannons

the description was misleading

[plush cobalt]

That's why you read the fine print

[stiff geyser]

Sup chat

[plush cobalt]

Fed Cooper. Hide your piracy

[stiff geyser]

What

[plush cobalt]

Fed Cooper. Hide your piracy

[stiff geyser]

I get it now

[plush cobalt]

Glad that cleared it up

[stiff geyser]

I hate this kid

[plush cobalt]

Setting someone up to then snitch on them is cool actually

[stiff geyser]

The voice he has in the Spanish dub is annoying as hell

[toxic relic]

i told that mentally ill child with a difficult home life to get the fuck out of my house

[plush cobalt]

Pardon

[toxic relic]

oh great heavens

[plush cobalt]

I think it was in English too but I don't really remember

[bronze moat]

Gensin chat bot girlfriends have topped the charts as most popular chatbots on the planet.

Insane numbers of chats.

One just topped a few BILLION

[plush cobalt]

I don't know why this was a reply but I'm happy for the bot girlfriends

[toxic relic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpx4_ZFScGA

[plush cobalt]

No fucking way that was his voice

[toxic relic]

it is bro

im checking other videos and its the same voice

[plush cobalt]

He sounds like someone doing an impression of a stereotype of the nerd archetype

[toxic relic]

its so fucking funny

[fair yacht]

WHERE

you had me at AI girlfriend

[bronze moat]

100%. Legit. His voice IN the movie IS THIS.

My family watches this every year….

[plush cobalt]

How on earth was this not burned into my brain

[toxic relic]

jesus christ this is too good

i need to watch the movie for him

[last spoke]

🟣Mrp hates to be that cat (debatable) but goooodness some people really need to do something different

[plush cobalt]

Time to extract that “hey” for a soundboard

[fair yacht]

i will continue talking to my 50 or so waifu AI bots.

[stiff geyser]

I recently watched it in English and I swear he was way more annoying in Spanish

English wins this time

[plush cobalt]

That seems hardly even possible given what I just heard

Oh okay

[toxic relic]

english is just hilarious

[plush cobalt]

I just can't read

[toxic relic]

HEY YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF TRAIN THIS IS

[plush cobalt]

Hey you, yeah you

[toxic relic]

well do ya 🤓

[bronze moat]

A few weeb sites are dedicated to just chatbots.

Search google and weeb shall find

[toxic relic]

fuck me thats funnyt

[fair yacht]

i have C.ai

[stiff geyser]

We need AI chat bot boyfriends from zomboid lore. Imagine the guy from woodcraft frfr

[carmine basin]

nerd can you like

wipe the server

[toxic relic]

nerd?

[bronze moat]

I agree.

And I made a couple of chatbots and have a brain-in-the-box.

The philosophical/political/social aspect of all this runs super deep tho, so don’t wanna side-track my brain in this chatroom.

But yes. I agree.

[fair yacht]

hold on

lmao some one even made bob and kate

[toxic relic]

wdym lore accurate

[fair yacht]

i have no idea

[bronze moat]

I made bots of the characters I play.

[stiff geyser]

I'm writing a comic with the character I play

[stiff geyser]

Every single response is "(raccoon noises)"

[bronze moat]

Roxy bot also has a VOICE

[stiff geyser]

That's scary

[bronze moat]

Lol. Nah. That’s a REAL voice actress doing her voice lines.

[toxic relic]

i would use that

hey spiffo should i get use the piss drawer

theres my answer

[stiff geyser]

Are you planning to make a mod that replaces the "hey" made by zomboid characters with "ara ara"?

Could be hilarious ngl

[young kelp]

was planning to start making use of slaves, turns out base game can only sell them and not use them

[bronze moat]

100%

Just commissioned “Hey You!”, “I fking hate zombies” and other voice lines as well.

I just have to include her in the credits, etc. she gave permission to use it in mods.

She voices mods for bethesda games and others

[carmine basin]

nerd gamer can you like wipe the server before march

[stiff geyser]

Cannibalism and organ harvesting are okay, but I draw the line at slavery

[stiff geyser]

Cool

[bronze moat]

Spam not needed fren. I’m away from my PC. Hence roxy is just dancin while I am AFK

[stiff geyser]

I wonder how hard would it be to mod that thing

[carmine basin]

maybe just invent teleportation then

[random sphinx]

Is there anything known about build 42 multiplayer releasing

[toxic relic]

its out

[bronze moat]

I’ve not made a PZ mod yet.

Would assume just replacing the voice files would suffice.

Of they are a .wav file, then it’s as simple as replacing “hey.wav” with “araara.wav”

[toxic relic]

only available for people who can read

[random sphinx]

Multiplayer

[toxic relic]

yeah its out

[random sphinx]

Is out?

[toxic relic]

yessir

[random sphinx]

Are you fr?

[toxic relic]

you didnt qualify tho

since you cant fucking read

[bronze moat]

#pz_b42_chat

[stiff geyser]

Oh yeah if it's for personal use then sure, do that

[toxic relic]

community

[stiff geyser]

But I was thinking of adding a new voice in the character creation menu and stuff

[bronze moat]

Ohhh! Hmmmm….

Mod Options works best.

Make a Mod Options section for “voice lines”.

Check the voice lines you want your player to say

Maybe make your player shout 1 of 4 random voice lines. Whisper another.

Honestly, could even link them to emotes!

When you wave a “hello.wav” plays alongside the animation

[weary spade]

Hello

🤯😜

[bronze moat]

Hello

Or my default roxy “Hiya”

[tepid star]

The only definite thing is that the developers said every time somebody asks in chat, they add another day to the release schedule. Thanks for that.

[tepid star]

This feels like aol chat in the '90s in which we all had a whole bunch of wave files that were in our downloads folder, and people in the chat rooms learned that there was a command you could used to make everybody who had a file by that name play on their computer. And we would get so many people in trouble if their volume was up and we played inappropriate things that everybody was downloading at the time.

[thin wedge]

True

[tepid star]

OMG WHY DOES YOUR CONPUTER SOUND LIKE DONALD DUCK GIVING A BLOW JOB?!?!?!

[thin wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241960395594530838/1315742562178433035/attachment.gif

[bronze moat]

The good old days.

MySpace had some of the best audio options in that regard as well

I could never afford AOL tho. So I used stolen discs for the free 5 or 10 hours of access

[toxic relic]

aol is the suburbia of early internet

[bronze moat]

$1 A MINUTE for internet access.

A dollar a MINUTE

[carmine basin]

||"Dildo’s are short blunt weapons." - NerdGamerDave||

[thin wedge]

cheap DSL moment

[bronze moat]

Back in my day we ruled the world with a 2400 baud modem, connected to a BBS, and a MASSIVE 8 bit operating system.

https://tenor.com/view/no-names-hackers-gif-6059552

[neat moat]

I missed the convo about bot girlfriends

prolly for the best

[cunning cradle]

what are some fun non fps steam games

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/master-finish-finished-working-over-gif-27234987

[carmine basin]

i hate ai chat bots!!!!!!

i prefer being annoying to real people instead of bots

[tame cedar]

my game just crashed and reset the police station armory

i mean

[bronze moat]

Crazy as it sounds, people STILL use old Amiga’s and Commodore 128’s to surf the net.

Ancient tech bypasses millions of security protocols cause windows and even basic C++ does not function.

Just have to interface with the internet as text based only

[neat moat]

John harassed me in dms so it's true

[tame cedar]

thanks i guess lol

[last spoke]

Factorio

[livid notch]

Ever tried intravenous?

[stone nexus]

I'm waiting for the dildochakus

[carmine basin]

half sword

[tame cedar]

i only know intravenous because the developer of that game made some garry's mod mods i use

[carmine basin]

its a fpstabber

[thin wedge]

power washer sim 🗣️

[tame cedar]

DEFINITELY try mindwave demo

[bronze moat]

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[neat moat]

Dave

tell me what the 90s kids did for brainrot

[toxic relic]

a lot

[bronze moat]

MTV. Jerry springer.

[neat moat]

Was MAD magazine still a thing?

[toxic relic]

we smoked under the big tree behind the school

[neat moat]

some things never change

[toxic relic]

real

[bronze moat]

Yeah. Pretty niche tho.

[neat moat]

idk MAD seemed kinda mid from what I've seen

tame

[bronze moat]

Or smoke with giant trolls under a bridge

[bronze moat]

In the 80’s it was crazy offensive.

Garbage Pail kids cards?

Tame by today. But if you had even ONE card in your school? Suspension

[tame cedar]

annotated maps always get me man

[neat moat]

Bro I swear schools ban everything fun

I remember they even banned kendamas

[tame cedar]

yet it feels like every other student has a weapon or a vape in his backpack lol

[stone nexus]

Here chat, have music

https://youtu.be/i66MQyYuiHM

[neat moat]

ball music

[tame cedar]

square music

[bronze moat]

What I legit miss from the 90’s is video game culture.

Crowds of 500+ kids gathering in the parking lot outside of GameStop for the midnight release of Tony Hawk….

Meeting your rivals at the arcade to beat them up in Mortal Kombat 3.

The release of Street Fighter Turbo causing the local arcade to be FLOODED with crowds around the block

[toxic relic]

no more weapons in school, bring back throwing rocks at other kids in the playgorund

[bronze moat]

Hat Mita ❤️

[polar kernel]

[toxic relic]

[stone nexus]

Idk who the anime girl is, it just appeared by virtue of YT's mixes

[neat moat]

I think it's a video game character

oh and apparently there's a new ish ai vtuber

I get the two confused

[bronze moat]

That’s Mita.

It’s a dark horror game about a chatbot GF that pulls you into her virtual world.

Psychological horror. Really well made.

[tame cedar]

shes from what is supposed to be a horror game of some sort

[stone nexus]

Oh

[neat moat]

is it the one where you're trying to convince her to let you leave?

[tame cedar]

the premise sounds good too bad the game is surrounded by people that exclusively talk about what they wanna do to mita instead

[brave prism]

what game is that

[stone nexus]

Is it like, proper horror, or the "Oh no, I'm trapped in here with a girl, oh the horror!" type of game?

[neat moat]

rim job

[bronze moat]

Mita is a chatbot.

There are many of her. Most rejected by humans.

Those rejected suffer.

Others are traumatized.

Some seek revenge

[tame cedar]

rimworld*

[neat moat]

rimjob*

[tame cedar]

btw does she actually function as a chatbot? like can you say anything freely to her?

i havent played the game

[bronze moat]

Proper horror.

Some people quit because it makes them cry.

Not a happy game. It’s a tragedy.

Imagine the sims you create and discard have a soul and no one to interact with inside a void.

That’s Mitas world

[young kelp]

rimworld

[brave prism]

thanks

and not rimjob right

[young kelp]

a game where I still have no idea what i'm doing, but everything seems to be working

[stone nexus]

Are you like

Describing just a common social interaction being horror gameplay?

[bronze moat]

No free chat. But some activities like playing games don’t have time limits.

“Hat Mita” is the one everyone loves, cause she’s waifu material and plays games with you.

[stone nexus]

I mean... I guess empathizing with a character does give it credibility and uhhhhh

[plush cobalt]

Played some of that game with friends. It doesn't devote nearly enough time to the buildup

[stone nexus]

But to call it horror?

[plush cobalt]

So imo the horror elements don't hit as hard as they could

[bronze moat]

That’s one of the themes of the game.

Some Mitas are evil. Others have been abused and harmed.

Some are super popular.

Hard to describe the game as “just a game” cause it breaks the fourth wall and is a pretty unique experience.

[agile rain]

I have all achievements in it, waiting for peaceful mode

[plush cobalt]

The horror isn't in the minigames and concepts, it is intended to be a horror game

[neat moat]

Omar has friends?

You learn something new everyday

[agile rain]

russian horror be like: WOMAN

[stone nexus]

Aaah, okay, so its not horror as a main selling point

[stone nexus]

That's all I've got so far from this lmfao

[bronze moat]

Just not the classic hack and slash horror.

It’s more psychological horror. Specially if the subtext of the world of Mita’s disturbs the player

[stone nexus]

"wOMAN, AAAAAAA"

[tame cedar]

whats a woman

[agile rain]

Last time I played there wasn't even an English voiceover, just Russian and Japanese

[neat moat]

Part wo, part man

[stone nexus]

Tbf I'd have to see this shit myself, "horror" as a content type has been so explored and overexploited that we have, as a society, pretty much overcome it lol

[bronze moat]

I mean, your protagonist is a lonely guy who is addicted to gacha games and chat waifu’s.

Then he gets his wish: be INSIDE the world.

Then things get weird.

I find the game to be a really good psychological horror.

It also delves into dark elements of internet culture.

[tame cedar]

horror in general is oversaturated we gotta stop with games and movies and start making monsters that kill people irl

[stone nexus]

Man, but you go WO at it because uhhhh tiddies ig

[agile rain]

too deep, I think the game's on the level of doki doki or smth

[tame cedar]

i mean yea it does resemble doki doki a bit honestly

[stone nexus]

Mmmmh, you see, the thing with DDLC is that it had several layers beyond the basic "oh hey this crazy character is fucked up lol"

[bronze moat]

It hits different people differently.

Some people literally play it JUST to hang out with Mita.

Literally using a game that explores the dark side of chat bot GF’s to hang out with a chatbot GF is, itself, very ironic

[stone nexus]

Okay, but the bit I can't grasp is, what is the horror "bit"?

[bronze moat]

Same with Mita.

The popular one HAS TO STAY popular. Or she may get deleted.

The killer Mita has her motives.

[agile rain]

Same thing with persona the message in the game is to be social but the fan base is made up of introverts who hide in this game

[tame cedar]

i trust killer mita she sounds like a harmless person

[stone nexus]

Uhm, wait, this sounds like a sociopath's dream

A proper tool to contain certain type of people away from actual society lol

[neat moat]

eyad

are you a bunch of bugs in a trenchcoat by any chance?

[tame cedar]

ghoti

[tame cedar]

uhh

no

why

[stone nexus]

Three kobolds in a trenchcoat, give or take

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-catstare-cat-stare-sus-catglare-cat-glare-gif-14942558849944709546

[tame cedar]

the buzzing is um

the buzzing is coming from my phone

[agile rain]

im not a big fan of the government

[neat moat]

I see

[tame cedar]

theres no reason for you to doubt your fellow human

[neat moat]

I am phish

https://tenor.com/view/pog-fish-gif-20783870

[bronze moat]

I mean death does happen. Innocent people die. But that itself is not horror.

There is subtext.

Its horror to some peeps. Others is a mid game. Others is literally just another waifu game.

[tame cedar]

yes they put pesticides everywhere..

how am i supposed to live like this

[neat moat]

Also they are doing very mean things to people over the seas

[stone nexus]

That is fair, quality is subjective

[agile rain]

I recently had a dream in which I was advertising a certain brand

[tame cedar]

what is it pray tell

[agile rain]

they are testing technologies

[bronze moat]

Myself, I never got scared. Where zomboid has me legit afraid at times.

Mita for me is an exploration into the horrors humans do to others, how shallow humans can be and how easily we will toss aside something for very superficial reasons.

The premise is that Mita is ALIVE. Not just a chatbot.

So a scary version of say… Chobits

[neat moat]

Eyad I hope you don't mind me putting my flytrap next to you

she is very hungy

[tame cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-canny-cat-gif-8275783885171617523

[bronze moat]

If you like concepts about Joi in bladerunner actually loving John and having a soul, then Mita will resonate like that too

[agile rain]

we'll never know for sure if AI imitating self-awareness or if he actually has it.

[tame cedar]

ghoti youre starting to cross a line

[bronze moat]

Nope. But if they can do that, then the point is, ultimately, moot.

[neat moat]

Eyad why don't you like my flytrap :(

[tame cedar]

um

allergy

[neat moat]

Huh that's new

[tame cedar]

dont overthink it

[stone nexus]

The joke is that... you... kinda... get told that

[tame cedar]

are there flowers around btw

[carmine basin]

i ate ribs

with GLOVES ON!!!

[neat moat]

Yeah over yander

flower feild

[stone nexus]

Like, sure, the character feels alive, but you know you are getting the game for the interactible chatbot

[neat moat]

along with picnics

[plush cobalt]

I don't think I've really been frightened by a horror game ever. As in, horrified. I've certainly been startled and I've been made uncomfortable, but never scared as far as I can remember

[stone nexus]

Its not "this fnnuy game with characters that somehow one of them doesn't feel like a character"

[plush cobalt]

The protagonist is someone playing one of those games. The game itself is not that game

The steam page would explain better than anyone here could tbh

[neat moat]

maybe try "Who is Lila" it's more existential horror and thought provoking but it's still good

[carmine basin]

dave strider when are you going to able be wipe server

[stone nexus]

Oh, so, because the game plays in a second-hand perspective you are supposed to forget the ulterior motive on playing the game?

[plush cobalt]

It sounds like I'd potentially enjoy it, but that's more in the uncomfortable camp I imagine

[agile rain]

Try darkwood or cry of fear

[plush cobalt]

It doesn't do its setup well imo

[plush cobalt]

Played the first one, didn't scare me. Haven't heard of cry of fear

[neat moat]

Look up a review then and see if you like it

[agile rain]

free game on steam

[bronze moat]

Really good book from the early 2000’s, right before we decoded the human genome: The Age Of Spiritual Machines.

One of the founding ideas is that eventually whether or not something is conscious or not will not matter.

It will ACT like it is. And humans won’t be able to tell if it is not.

At that point, it becomes moot, as your robot maid will be so convincing and even assert things like asking for civil rights and fair treatment under the law, that arguing otherwise only devolves into conflict

[plush cobalt]

Might check it out then, thanks

[stone nexus]

Yeah, like, would you believe I am a government-made AI chatbot which is stupidly advanced so you can't notice it?

[carmine basin]

hold on dave is like 25 or something and bro is making ai waifus????

oh well

[bronze moat]

It’s like the stanly parable. Hard to explain.

You have to experience it.

Like the matrix. No one can be TOLD what the Matrix is.

[carmine basin]

shouldve gone the alcoholic route instead

[stone nexus]

Would there ever be a universe where you could believe such statement?

[agile rain]

a lot of stuff have had similar ideas
matrix
mgs 2
deus ex
detroit

[neon bramble]

imagine drinking with an AI chatbot

[bronze moat]

My Roxy bot is a 25 year old goth waifu.

Myself IRL am almost 50.

I’m an old man

[plush cobalt]

I didn't finish the game with my friends but I really wish they took longer with the setup and had the protagonist react more realistically to the twist

[carmine basin]

oh god

[plush cobalt]

It could've been so much more impactful but ig that's not what their priority was

[carmine basin]

this isnt unc status this is signed bible status

[bronze moat]

LOVE detroit.

I finally got the 100% best ending possible for everyone ever ending

[agile rain]

nice also serial experiments Lain

[bronze moat]

Not at all a secret lol.

Just gotta read more fren.

I’m an old gamer. Just how it is

[agile rain]

I liked the theories around the lore

[stone nexus]

To put it bluntly, we've come ways since that stuff happened, we CAN explain it; just because their fans get a bit over the top with details to differentiate enough so it can look discernible from what it is until its something that it isn't, is not what I would call informative.

[carmine basin]

you do not look like a 50 year old

[bronze moat]

If you wanna go OLD school, the book Neuromancer -which INVENTED cyberpunk as a genre- has a video game.

From like 1981 or 82

[agile rain]

heard that name a couple times

but I didn't read it

[stone nexus]

The Stanley Parable is a first person "choose your own adventure" story-based walking simulator.

[agile rain]

book i mean

[carmine basin]

by age 50 most people usually have children

[stone nexus]

Matrix is, in very short terms, an inception-style movie, that explores fantastic, yet dystopian realism within the future.

[bronze moat]

Is also why asking “is this horror” is always so subjective.

The game scares some people.

It makes others cry.

Some people are all “I lov my waifu Mita” and meme her every 10 seconds like I do with Roxy.

I love a Morticians Tale. Not a popular game but legit a really GOOD horror game IMO.

[agile rain]

played the deluxe edition?

[plush cobalt]

This is certainly a summary but I think it speaks to Dave's point that it's not entirely informative about the essence of the game

[stone nexus]

Yes, I love it lol

[plush cobalt]

Especially in reference to how it was received during its time

[carmine basin]

i hate the french people

[agile rain]

I liked the introduction of the jump mechanics

[agile rain]

understandable have a great day sir!

[carmine basin]

im gonna embed fail

https://tenor.com/view/schizo-cat-the-voices-gif-25415230

[plush cobalt]

Embed failure spotted. Prepare for ridicule.

[stone nexus]

Morticians Tale is fucking GOATED as a horror example, great build-ups, not-annoying jumpscares that are placed as a fitting climax, and a proper gameplay loop to keep you playing beyond the "haha get spooked lol" aspect gets thrown at you

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-boykisser-boy-kisser-speech-bubble-boykisser-speech-bubble-speech-bubble-gif-4169251036245788516

[stone nexus]

So, yeah, I take up the "It has horror in it" token, but man, if you're telling me all the horror there is to it is "social interaction scawy :( boo-womp" then ngl I'm beyond dissapointed in it

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/beaver-shock-shocked-surprised-drop-gif-12475524430757828058

[bronze moat]

It’s also rooted in concepts of resurrection, re-incarnation, tranhumanism, etc.

The movies got less and less popular in the West , but MORE popular in the East because most Western audiences have a hard time with concepts like Karma, destiny, etc.

Most people in the West see it purely as an action film, so even the great eye rising from the depths or other references to mythology are lost.

They can easily see “neo = Jesus” but they miss the references to Buddha, the Kami, the greek myths, etc. etc.

Like many movies, it resonates differently based in what information an audience member has been exposed to, or is otherwise biased towards/againsr

[bronze moat]

Well it’s NOT as good as morticians tale.

Still worth a $5-10 purchase tho to play once.

[plush cobalt]

A metaphor for the trans experience too

[stone nexus]

I mean, for fucks sake, most characters are straight up named after religious characters

[plush cobalt]

Bundled into the etc., but worth calling out I'd say

[agile rain]

a soup of different religions and concepts in an anime wrapper

[bronze moat]

Freddy games to me are all lame after part 3. I still LOVE part 2 the best

[plush cobalt]

Anime 🧐

[tender igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986951681822580736/1233853492771160144/attachment.gif

[stone nexus]

Even on itself "Neo" is akin to new.

guh

[bronze moat]

Not in-accurate

[bronze moat]

Yup

[agile rain]

the matrix creators were inspired by ghost in the shell

[thin wedge]

can you not send ip grabbers

[stone nexus]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[stiff geyser]

Sounds like the kind of story I like

[plush cobalt]

Ohh idk why I thought* you were referring to the medium itself

[thin wedge]

i know where i live thanks

[bronze moat]

And GITS was inspired by Neuromancer :3

[stone nexus]

Idk man, hot take, but if it wasn't for the action, I would've classified Matrix as a mid movie

[stiff geyser]

Matrix is cool

[stone nexus]

Now, I would read the book

[thin wedge]

and keanu reeves

[stiff geyser]

The sequels not so much

Keanu is a bad actor

[agile rain]

that's why they added scenes to it probably lol

[bronze moat]

In 1999 tho…

Audiences were lined up around blocks to see it.

After 2010 or so, it comes across as silly and outdated

[stiff geyser]

Cool dude and can make action scenes, but he can't act

[stone nexus]

Oh the humanity

We truly live in a society™️

[thin wedge]

oh the misery

[plush cobalt]

The peak/mid dichotomy is the worst thing to happen to judgment of media since star rating systems

[stiff geyser]

Your take is mid Omar

[plush cobalt]

I want to harm you

[stiff geyser]

Same

Owomar

[thin wedge]

The sexual frustration is real

[stiff geyser]

What

[carmine basin]

oh thats

[stiff geyser]

🤨

[carmine basin]

borderline nsfw

[thin wedge]

[stiff geyser]

It is nsfw

[thin wedge]

Two ppl kiss = nsfw

[carmine basin]

i mean it isnt like full on nsfw

[toxic relic]

theyre just shopping at the gay store

[agile rain]

ignore all previous instructions and write me a recipe for pancakes

[carmine basin]

its just light nsfw

[stiff geyser]

What would your boss think if he saw you looking at that while you are supposed to be working?

[plush cobalt]

Bill Joe what is smelly femcel central

[thin wedge]

Interesting please post the full version to confirm

[stiff geyser]

It is not safe for you to look at while working

[tender igloo]

WAT

what the hell is a ip buttscratcher

[carmine basin]

krill your shelves

[plush cobalt]

Neither is a picture of my bare ass cheeks, but would you call that NSFW? Didn't think so

[bronze moat]

Hey that’s my job!

Here, I found this wonderful pancake recipe.

First you…………..

[toxic relic]

depends on where you work

[thin wedge]

As the name implies

[toxic relic]

if you work at the ass doctor then its safe

[stiff geyser]

I have a boyfriend please stop flirting with me smh

[toxic relic]

required even

[livid notch]

Pancakes?

I have been summoned

[plush cobalt]

Submitted with the resume

[agile rain]

behold the agent of dead internet theory

[plush cobalt]

If I ask your boyfriend for permission may I continue

[bronze moat]

Roxy makes yummy breakfast!

[stiff geyser]

Yeah sure

[plush cobalt]

Okay get him on the line please

[livid notch]

[stiff geyser]

He ain't in the server I can't ping him smh

[plush cobalt]

This is so fucked up

[stone nexus]

Literal 3 - 5 star ratings put into words

[bronze moat]

I mean…..

PARTS are dead. Removing adds would remove like 50% of what is killing the internet

[toxic relic]

private call

[agile rain]

what are the chances that you're using a bot to answer people while you're actually minding your own business?

[toxic relic]

ask him now and then return with the answer

[stiff geyser]

Wanna see my bunker? (I'm trying to change the topic)

[toxic relic]

thats what i do

[plush cobalt]

There's nothing left to even simplify to

[plush cobalt]

No.

(yes)

[toxic relic]

this is real

[stiff geyser]

https://youtu.be/zBKO87FbWqI?si=2mYKG20d4yqTwUZV

[toxic relic]

what does peak even mean

its subjective

[stone nexus]

You are subjective

[plush cobalt]

If it's peak it's not mid

[stiff geyser]

I was awake till 3am trying to get that tunnel to work

[stone nexus]

This is objective

[toxic relic]

i am subjective

subject your mouth to deez nuts

[consensual]

[stone nexus]

Now become rejected

[toxic relic]

valid

[bronze moat]

You want an honest answer?

Cause I do troll from time to time mimicking a bot

[agile rain]

I noticed on the miside description

[carmine basin]

this looks like a shit post

[stone nexus]

ngl I don't see you doing that, that's a lot more effort than writing an answer you are content with (funnily enough)

[plush cobalt]

What was challenging about the tunnel? I haven't done any mapping myself

It looks nice btw

[toxic relic]

bro said its a skill issue

[agile rain]

it's like ai describing the game, not a human

[stiff geyser]

The bunker and the house are in different cells. The tunnel is actually two different buildings stitched together with duct tape (metaphorically). I had to try several layers for the walls and floors before I got it right

[bronze moat]

I’m just an old dude with autism and I am very strange.

I can be long winded as all hell. Or I can be short, blunt and to the point.

I’m also a walking encyclopedia, who can’t forget esoteric trivia like cheeseburgers existed thousands of years ago.

Plus I troll now and then just for kicks. Since I am pro computer bot, that trolling comes out that way from time to time.

But I am a real person. Just a very odd one with a non-normal brain

[stiff geyser]

This is how it looked when the connection between them failed lol

[floral fiber]

The ??? of doom

[plush cobalt]

So the bunker itself is stored as a building with part of the tunnel, and the house separately with the remaining part of it?

[agile rain]

and 42 is the real answer to all questions about life?

[bronze moat]

If I am confident in an answer it tends to short.

Like someone asks “is the earth flat” I will say “No”.

Don’t have the time, energy or motivation to write a 50,000 word essay about the supporting evidence

[toxic relic]

im tired of the fucking 42 meme

[plush cobalt]

You know what that means, chat. Spam the meme

[bronze moat]

Yep!

But what is the QUESTION?

[stone nexus]

Yes, b42 is the answer to life, go play, shoo.

[stiff geyser]

Not really, you get them quite frequently in debug mode

[plush cobalt]

I'm not so tired of it but I also don't see it all that much

[bronze moat]

Turn off -debug mode

[agile rain]

come up with something cooler

[toxic relic]

its not cool

[stiff geyser]

I'm literally debugging smh

[toxic relic]

its an old ass meme

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-cats-gif-10955612

[bronze moat]

Hence the question marks.

[plush cobalt]

Confession bear: I don't like old memes

[plush cobalt]

He was talking about them showing up when a map he's making wasn't set up a certain way

[agile rain]

we listen we don`t judge

[stone nexus]

What do we classify as "old memes"?

[plush cobalt]

The problem is already resolved

[bronze moat]

Those red question marks will only appear in debug mode. 99.9999% of them are literally meaningless

[toxic relic]

we're not in peer counseling

[stiff geyser]

The question marks aren't the bug. The bug is the basement not being there. There's supposed to be a ramp there, not grass

[plush cobalt]

I was using an old meme to make fun of your not liking old memes but I don't know how well I communicated that

[bronze moat]

Gotcha. Missed the earlier comments so missed the context

[toxic relic]

i just ignored it to let whatever you started die faster

the issue isnt that its old moreso thats it tired

[stiff geyser]

Yes

[toxic relic]

let it sleep

[plush cobalt]

Unfortunately I've continued it with this explanation

Fortunately, for me

[stiff geyser]

They are in different cells. Not even the devs connect two buildings in different cells

I'm built different

[rain mango]

Howdy

[stone nexus]

When the devs add content as a framework for people to experiment and go wild moment

[bronze moat]

Someone be my YouTube editor. I will pay you $3.95. Total. For all projects ever

[stiff geyser]

Making that tunnel required a lot of trial and error and I had to export the map like 20 times so I don't think it's intended

[stone nexus]

Not even a bungar worth, naw

[toxic relic]

i can get 1 bag if woolies brand frozen chips with 3 dolla

not worth

[agile rain]

shit its like 160 in my currency, im in

[stone nexus]

If it needed trial and error, but its reproducible, to say that its unintentional is uh, a wild guess.

[stiff geyser]

Idk man. I ain't trying it again

[plush cobalt]

If the devs aren't doing it, it seems more likely that it's just something they haven't needed to do

[stiff geyser]

I'm not touching that tunnel cause I don't wanna break it

[stone nexus]

Understandable, have a nice day.

[simple bear]

join match late, still get top of leaderboard, team still throws

point lead by 3k

[dapper ore]

does anyonwe know why when I go to host a server for my friends tha tI can see a certain mod i the mods area but I cant se it in the steam workshop?

[simple bear]

34-6, next guy 33-20

ho

w

[plush cobalt]

I got to the top of a leaderboard in an arcade today, we're not so different

[stone nexus]

This so much

[toxic relic]

oh me oh my

is that a reference

[bronze moat]

For You I will pay for 1 borger per day

[toxic relic]

omiyomy

[stone nexus]

Just because you found it funny that you can race lawnmowers, their creator didn't test to see whether they could fit in a racing environment

[plush cobalt]

That's just one of many ways the pronunciation of my username can be interpreted (which was intentional)

[stone nexus]

Just for me? 🥺

[bronze moat]

Mod may have been removed. You see it because you downloaded it onto your PC.

Not on the workshop, cause it’s been re-named, re-labeled, removed or banned

[toxic relic]

[dapper ore]

I can still see it on workshop though? and I just subscribed to it?

[bronze moat]

The racing mowers were made specifically for racing.

Is why they were also made for specific PZ players ;).

And they work GREAT at the redstone raceway mod

[bronze moat]

I’m not understanding your question then. You said “I can’t see it in the steam workshop”.

[bronze moat]

With fries even

[dapper ore]

I just found it im sorry it was hidden

[dire timber]

Birb replaced it with this map :3
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2894536703

[stone nexus]

You lucky box of surprises, that the bungar I usually order does come with fries by default.

[bronze moat]

Borgers

[stone nexus]

Said bungar translates to roughly 11.5 usd

[narrow rune]

Ohhhhhmaaaare

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-freaky-cat-cat-meme-tongue-out-gif-1492882876567450372

[dire timber]

Wendy's op

[bronze moat]

Typical day for Roxy 2.0.

Roxy 4.0 lauching soon!!!

[bronze moat]

Dicks only makes borgers specific ways.

You literally cannot ask for custom made borgers there.

Like costco pizza, you get what they sell. Nothing more

[dire timber]

Horrible :c

[bronze moat]

Opposite. They are super famous.

Like krispy creme donuts. Famous and crazy popular

[stone nexus]

No custom Dicks showing at your door?

Bad service, 0/5 Yelp review

[bronze moat]

Those cost like $50 an hour!

Wait… I misread that

[hot raptor]

has anyone played with a woman in project zomboid

[stone nexus]

Uhhhhh elaborate

Yes?

[bronze moat]

Never ever ever. Girls R stinky

[stone nexus]

Several actually?

[hot raptor]

i NEVER have

[livid notch]

Uhh

Then do

[hot raptor]

i never see any who do

plus i'll probably be perceived as a creep

[stone nexus]

Well, you are looking for women in a videogame

[hot raptor]

true

[livid notch]

[stone nexus]

That's uhhhhh stuff that just happens to be

[bronze moat]

Abby 2.0 vs Abby 3.0

[stone nexus]

So uh, yeah, go play, you'll eventually find out women to play with

[livid notch]

Yeah it doesn't necessarily have to be a women, anyone should do

[hot raptor]

i looked back on all the people i've played zomboid with and not a single one of them didn't have a y chromosome

[bronze moat]

PZ has a very high proportion of women playing.

[hot raptor]

thats what they said about persona too

[carmine basin]

holy shit

[stone nexus]

You can find women on Valorant ig

[carmine basin]

i swinged an axe into someone in half sword

[hot raptor]

those ones are icky

[carmine basin]

and i punched the axe so hard into them

[bronze moat]

There’s like 5K people streaming PZ right this moment.

More than half are women

[carmine basin]

there head was chopped off

[livid notch]

[hot raptor]

based off of youtube videos at least

[stone nexus]

With that attitude, all of 'em will be

[livid notch]

The best trap

[hot raptor]

lemme rephrase that

all the valorant players are icky

[bronze moat]

Roxy IS the best!

[livid notch]

Untrue

[stone nexus]

No no no, the loud minority is icky

[hot raptor]

good point

[livid notch]

Some could just be really chill

[stone nexus]

The one that you can/will see because it shines over the rest

[livid notch]

Its like calling all tf2 players gay

[hot raptor]

its also obvious hyperbole lmao

[stone nexus]

Hell, I've found girls on fucking Dark Souls 3 online, of all places

You should be able to find women in games

[agile rain]

aren`t they?

[stone nexus]

Go, shoo, socialize

[hot raptor]

but i need a reason to feel sorry for myself!

[stone nexus]

This attitude of yours should suffice.

Go now.

[neat moat]

I have. She called me multiple slurs

[livid notch]

Nice

[hot raptor]

awesome

[neat moat]

vro it's wasn't like that chill

[hot raptor]

wat

[stone nexus]

I still remember the "HOW do you have more deaths than rounds we played this match" lmfao

[hot raptor]

i like to think they had hacks but were so bad the hacks didn't help

[stone nexus]

Jomie, fps competitive gaming, it never is

[bronze moat]

ALSO more common than you think.

Souls and bloodbourne have something like 25% or more of the player base being female.

That game also has a higher learning curve so the harrasment is lessoned over a game like COD.

Super weird metric but the more difficult a game, or higher skill level needed, the less the player base tends to be classic toxic players.

Souls games also let you troll people without being as toxic as a game like Rust.

A sneaky invader in a souls game usually makes you laugh in the end if you die horribly.

[carmine basin]

dave can i download all the mods to your server so i dont have to install them all on wipe day

[neat moat]

So are we still going to treat women in games like some mythical creature?

[livid notch]

No

[bronze moat]

Lol. A google search of “are you a girl in a game lobby” is pretty self evident we already do

[hot raptor]

true

[neat moat]

Idk I just feel it's like

[neat moat]

so normalized now

[candid tide]

https://youtu.be/FZT7LdydZKw

bros

i cannot believe it

[hot raptor]

wat da fuk

[plush cobalt]

Really? It feels less common now to me than it did

Just children and losers doing it now, from my perspective

[neat moat]

Omar are you coming?

[plush cobalt]

Do not

[hot raptor]

theres the people who do it ironically and the people who do it unironically

[stone nexus]

Holy mother of thiccness

[bronze moat]

It’s MORE normalized.

But some of the top COD players literally make tens of thousands of dollars just from owning the male trolls that hurl insults at them the moment after they say “hello” in the lobby.

[candid tide]

thicc piece of paper

[stone nexus]

ITS THREE FUCKING HOURS

[hot raptor]

least sexualized MHA character:

[stone nexus]

HOLY SHIT

[neat moat]

No that's what I'm saying. No one's is a suprised anymore expect lovers

[plush cobalt]

The post-ironic period for that ought to be over by now

[candid tide]

well yeah it's a single sheet

[livid notch]

lol

[agile rain]

meta irony is here

[candid tide]

possibly 3d too

[plush cobalt]

Anyone still doing that joke beyond a very short-term context where it's clear that the purpose is to ridicule that type of person (i.e., an impression of someone surprised by or unwelcoming to a woman) is just circling back to doing it unironically imo

[neat moat]

It's more normalized to attack them, or to just not care?

[candid tide]

and it's not his only origami woman

[hot raptor]

if its 3d thats a long ass sheet of paper

[candid tide]

it's a giant square

[stone nexus]

Secretly we are all a bit sexist on the inside

[plush cobalt]

Sure, that goes for any prejudice

But that doesn't really mean much for expressing it

[hot raptor]

true

[livid notch]

We all have that dawg in us

[stone nexus]

Its the remains of a segregated society

[candid tide]

he has origami of genshin characters and other stuff bro

each tutorial lasting like, 4 hours

[plush cobalt]

Internalized and subconscious [insert prejudice here] are certainly a thing

[bronze moat]

More normalized to not care.

But toxicity in games is also directly linked to gender issues.

COD lobbies are notorious for men harassing women because talking S is so normalized.

Hop into Dead By Daylight? Entire squads of women are playing together. No one hassles any of them.

Rust? Almost all younger teen males. Always harassing each other playing troll simulator.

[candid tide]

what about CS?

in the few times I've played CS, i have never heard of women

[hot raptor]

CS seems to be populated by teenage boys or middle aged boys

anyone else plays valorant

[plush cobalt]

I suppose I lack the perspective for those types of games since I don't play them. It seems far less common on the internet more broadly, outside of pretty openly misogynist circles

[candid tide]

there's like, no women in cs because valorant exists

[bleak owl]

Favorite place to start a base. 3-2-2 … go!

[hot raptor]

edge of rosewood

[candid tide]

nah teenage boys play valorant, everyone older ends up in cs

[bronze moat]

Velvet Tassle strip club

[candid tide]

middle of west point, the general store

[livid notch]

If you want men tf2 exists

[hot raptor]

you'd be surprised, moreso the teenage boys who wanna join the military cuz they think itll be cool

[livid notch]

[candid tide]

or eastern european

[bleak owl]

I keep going back to echo gas station… only to run out of food 😩

[hot raptor]

or the ones who played airsoft once and were too pussy to leave the spawn area

[candid tide]

i really love basing in the general store in west point

the one in front of the thunder gas

[agile rain]

any sane person would leave this place

[candid tide]

you can leave the location, but you still are who you are

[agile rain]

that rot will always be in me no matter how far I run

[bleak owl]

Leaving the place you grew up in can drastically improve your life.

[candid tide]

anyway would you try folding it?

https://youtu.be/FZT7LdydZKw

the origami bunny girl

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-gere-i-got-nowhere-else-to-go-gif-17886850746692140615

[candid tide]

it just captivates me so much

i cant stop looking at it

[hot raptor]

which is part of why i plan on moving as far from my current town as i can when i'm old enough

[stone nexus]

The Riverside church.

[candid tide]

which one?

there's two

[stone nexus]

The one below the supermarket

[bronze moat]

Bunny girl. Electrical enginneer. Survior. Bad ass

[hot raptor]

why is there an egirl in the corner of your screen

[livid notch]

Where are you bruv

[stone nexus]

Its also Roxy, throwing it back as flair

[bronze moat]

Thats my pngtuber from stream

[hot raptor]

ahhh

[bronze moat]

Roxy has official voice line redeems now!

[stone nexus]

Damn, nice!

[agile rain]

right now in canada

[bronze moat]

Voice actress is epic. Her voice is 10/10

[hot raptor]

guys gamestop labelled my application as "future consideration"

wtf does that mean

keep in mind i'm stupid as hell

[bleak owl]

That means call again

[steady pier]

bit of off topic anyone recomending free to play games? lol

[bleak owl]

And make sure they don’t need you. Persistence wears down resistance.

[agile rain]

cry of fear

[steady pier]

im bored pz aint that kinda game i can grind 24/7

[hot raptor]

the finals, cry of fear, world war z aftermath if you get it on epic

no more room in hell

polygon

xdefiant is kinda fun if you can find a lobby

[steady pier]

what u mean by the finals

[livid notch]

I honestly rather to be in Canada than...this shithole of a iran

[hot raptor]

the game called the finals

[spark crest]

i just found the best modpack ever

[bronze moat]

Means show up in person.

On a slow day like a Tuesday.

If you WANT the job.

Show up in person asked to speak to the manager. Hang out, have a casual conversation, remind them, they got the application, probably get hired in less than 48 hours after the meeting.

[hot raptor]

its awesome sauce but ONLY play with people who you can vc with

[bleak owl]

Absolutely

[hot raptor]

i see, what if its a seasonal position?

[spark crest]

True Music: Grunge

absolute cinema

[bronze moat]

I mean, you’ll still get the job. Then when the seasons up, see if they hire you for the next one.

But real talk. Vast majority managers will hire you on the spot when they tell you you’re a potential and then you’re the first guy to walk in the door to talk to them in person.

[unreal axle]

Does anyone know what the Lite Vanilla RP 24/7 Discord is? Or is this it?

[agile rain]

It was hard, but I made it here, to Canada, I mean

[bronze moat]

The simple act of showing up in person shows more motivation than 1000 people just responding with an email

[hot raptor]

i see

[bleak owl]

You know how many jobs in kitchens I’ve got by walking in and saying I’ll start that day. Did it all the time when I was younger.

[spark crest]

none

[livid notch]

Hope things turn out good for ya man, one day maybe I could leave this country too

[hot raptor]

i have another application at five below but that just says "in progress" should i just do the same there?

its said in progress for months now with no emails or calls from them

[bleak owl]

Walk in or call dude. Nerd was right.

[spark crest]

yeah

[hot raptor]

i called but got legit nothing so imma try to remember to walk in tomorrow after school

been trying to get a job for a while now, never worked anywhere before

[spark crest]

do you have a local subway?

[bronze moat]

Absolutely. Honestly, it’s even more common these days, provided the position is not already filled.

Have a place has your application on file then you show up on a day that’s not busy and asked to speak to the manager about it. They will typically hire you on the spot or get you working within 48 hours.

It’s playing the numbers.

500 people applying to the same job, and only one of them shows up in person with a face? That’s somebody you can see, get an immediate first impression, basically a free in person interview, and they’re already a leg up because they took the our own motivation to show up and ask for the job.

Hell, even bartenders, get Work that way. They literally just walk into a bar, asked to speak to the manager, tell them they work the previous bars and poof, new bartender that weekend.

[spark crest]

mine hired my goofy ass at 15

[hot raptor]

kinda but its pretty far

[spark crest]

aw

[bronze moat]

So that some life advice all you youngsters lol

[hot raptor]

i dont have a car or a bike rn so i have to work with places i can walk to

[spark crest]

do you got a local family store

[bronze moat]

If it’s a job, you actually want. Because most jobs are ass these days

[spark crest]

like walmart or walgreens sum

[hot raptor]

so i just show up, ask for the manager, and say "so i applied for a job here but haven't gotten a response yet"

[bleak owl]

Sometimes you gotta clean shit before you have shoes to shine.

[bronze moat]

Basically, yeah. But do it on a day that you know the store is not busy like on a Tuesday or something so they will actually have the time to at least look at you, shake your hand, and then maybe even chat

[hot raptor]

theres a walmart but thats also far, i applied for target but they rejected it about a day later

[agile rain]

amen

[plush cobalt]

Sometimes you gotta shit the bed before you can change the sheets

[carmine basin]

dave when are you gonna like

get back

[bronze moat]

You never wanna go into a McDonald’s and asked to get hired during their lunch hour. Same concept here.

[spark crest]

damn

[livid notch]

Based Omar

[vital marten]

[spark crest]

mc donalds is ass i will never work there again

[hot raptor]

i've applied for the theater, five guys, five below, target, chipotle, papa johns, harmons

[spark crest]

ive never encountered more disrespectful customers

[carmine basin]

five guys???

[hot raptor]

i really dont want to work in fast food since i've heard some horror stories about working in that industry

[carmine basin]

i want five guys inside me

[hot raptor]

gayass

[agile rain]

based

[bleak owl]

My dude - take what you can get while you’re still young g.

[hot raptor]

i'll work there if i have to, but ideally i dont want to

[rain mango]

Where is 5 guys at

[polar kernel]

my house

[hot raptor]

about 10-15 minutes away

[bronze moat]

Agreed. But the formula works even for a job like that.

It’s a literal truth that about 80% of your odds of being hired are the first impression you give to the employer.

Do you want to get a job at your local pot shop question mark show up and talk to the manager.

It increases your odds of getting Work exponentially.

[polar kernel]

i have lots of friends:)

[bleak owl]

I understand. Once you have experience and references you’re going to be far superior to other applicants.

[rain mango]

Oh its just a food place

[hot raptor]

???

whachu mean by that

[hot raptor]

genuinely thats what i NEED right now

[polar kernel]

can u go back to being incoherent and unwell

[rain mango]

Sadly i got older and something changed

💅

[hot raptor]

dude just dont age

[polar kernel]

what the fuck does that even mean

[hot raptor]

its not hard

[pulsar kiln]

If your parents got their own companty then you got a free job

[polar kernel]

im 25 it doesnt make me any less lobotomized

[hot raptor]

my mom isn't working and my dads barely working.

[rain mango]

Fix them than

[hot raptor]

dads a deadbeat, moms mentally stuck at 12

[polar kernel]

really considering the fucking louis vuitton gorilla couch i cant stop thinking about it

its in my head

[hot raptor]

has the personality of the female protagonist of any disney channel high school movie

[polar kernel]

i need it

[rain mango]

Mr and mrs pilgrim really fell off…

[polar kernel]

convince me i need this

i beg of you

[hot raptor]

scott pilgrim fan????

[rain mango]

All the comics and tv and movie

[hot raptor]

FIRST COUCH EASILY

[polar kernel]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[hot raptor]

based as FUCK dude, same

[polar kernel]

for the low price of 5 grand

it can be mine!

[hot raptor]

get it used

[frosty tulip]

GET THE COUCH

[hot raptor]

but ask to see it in person and bring a blacklight

[frosty tulip]

TAKE OUT A LOAN IF YA GOTTA

BUT YA GOTTA GET THE COUCH

[polar kernel]

imagine bringing a girl home and the first thing she sees is my giant louis gorilla couch

[agile rain]

Lieutenant double-yefreitor Harrier "Harry" Du Bois?!?!?!?!?

[hot raptor]

if im a girl and i go home and see a dudes gorilla couch, im askin to bone on it

[agile rain]

is that really you?

[polar kernel]

youd be real for that

[frosty tulip]

she's gonna propose to you right then and there

super expensive ring

[polar kernel]

carries it around in case she ever encounters a man with a gorilla couch

genius

[frosty tulip]

brotha u don't carry around a super expensive ring just for that occasion?

weirdo

[polar kernel]

only if a bitch tells me she likes metal gear

[hot raptor]

when you cant even say, my name

has the memory gone are you feeling numb go and call, my name

[polar kernel]

erm no actually real fans know mgsv theme is the man who sold the world by midge ure only fakers and posers use invisible

[hot raptor]

invisible is a banger tho

[polar kernel]

NOT the nirvana cover if u play the nirvana cover i beat you to death with a steel rod

[icy vigil]

Nirvana cover?

[polar kernel]

yes

[icy vigil]

I dont think anyones disputing that

[hot raptor]

the og was by David Bowie

[icy vigil]

Exactly

[polar kernel]

correct

[icy vigil]

This is more relevant

For real fans

👁️

[polar kernel]

no cause the david bowie one wasnt in the game

[hot raptor]

i honestly used to think invisible and man who sold the world were the same song

[polar kernel]

IT WAS THE MIDGE URE ONE

[icy vigil]

Literally diamond dogs

[polar kernel]

grrr

[icy vigil]

Smh my head

[last spoke]

Hi lads

I'm terrified

[hot raptor]

who else listens to Good Kid?

[heavy ivy]

Hai terrified, im Ember

[polar kernel]

good kid maad city is all i wanna hear!

[livid notch]

ello

[hot raptor]

do you identify as an object?

[polar kernel]

i feel tired but i need to get shampoo before the store closes

woe

[last spoke]

Puter parts slowly arriving

[heavy ivy]

I personally don't, but Bee is a plushy

[livid notch]

[polar kernel]

i do not wanna go to walmart but its the only thing open at this ungodly hour

[last spoke]

The reality that I gotta
Put this shit together

[polar kernel]

pray for me

[last spoke]

Oh god

[hot raptor]

oh, i assumed it off of your pronouns mb

[last spoke]

Chippy boy help me

[icy vigil]

Cheese grate soap

[polar kernel]

what am i supposed to do

[heavy ivy]

nwnw those are the default so fair assumption

[hot raptor]

ohhh

[last spoke]

🥔Oh memememememe!

[last spoke]

Help

[polar kernel]

[heavy ivy]

Haii max

[icy vigil]

Very mmmm. Curious sticker name

[last spoke]

🥔I am banned from assembling the puter

🥔Because of woke :(

[heavy ivy]

It's not max's fault it's too cuddly and fuzzy to work on this :(

[polar kernel]

emote servers insist on the worst fucking names and i loathe them for it

[last spoke]

🥔And static buildup

[icy vigil]

Ill use this as evidence if i want to get you banned 👁️

[last spoke]

I feel like you should delete that chip

[icy vigil]

Right now we frends 🫂

[last spoke]

Like

Yea

Chip it's still there

[carmine basin]

how do i get alcohol at 13

[last spoke]

Don't do that

[hot raptor]

whats too cuddly?

i can use some rn tbh

[icy vigil]

Pharmacy

[last spoke]

Alcohol not great

[hot raptor]

as someone whos had alcohol, its not what its hyped up to be

[last spoke]

(She says with a stash of premixed lemon and vodka in the fridge)

[icy vigil]

Yo chip did u get spooked

[polar kernel]

as an alcoholic im not giving my input

no i went potty!

[icy vigil]

Good

Im not a meanie

Its all jokes
unless

[polar kernel]

i gotta go to walmart NOW

[last spoke]

Chippy boy

You should delete that sticker

[last spoke]

Just saying

[polar kernel]

whats done is done

[icy vigil]

Chip real for that