general_chat

[silk grail]

yknow when you cook a nice brisket and tap it

To hear the like crunchy skin

yeah sorta like that

[neat moat]

leon chnage her name back

[silk grail]

honestly my skin feels like rock in some places

Cause it's just like scales

[onyx igloo]

awebo

[silk grail]

you're an axe no talking

[plush cobalt]

Ghoti the jealous

[neat moat]

rodya scaly confirmed

[silk grail]

yes

[neat moat]

ok foot boy

[plush cobalt]

I'm about to go sigma mode.

[silk grail]

I'm gonna have a stroke

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-american-psycho-its-hip-to-be-square-explaining-american-psycho-guy-explaining-gif-24814453

[plush cobalt]

Nooo don't have a stroke you're so rodya ahaha

[silk grail]

nvm I'm gonna slam my head off the wall to force it

[neat moat]

I dont get it

[silk grail]

after reading thT

[plush cobalt]

I only do what I must

[neat moat]

you do what you wish

[plush cobalt]

And I must do that

[neat moat]

and you wish upon poor decisions

[silk grail]

here is a fact

[neat moat]

Jarvis, take away all his foot pics

[silk grail]

haemorrhage is bad

[plush cobalt]

Poor? I'm not poor. I'm so rich it hurts

[plush cobalt]

Is it always bad

[neat moat]

I think they feel quite nice

[heavy ivy]

simply do not have blood in the first place

[silk grail]

nah sometimes it's fine to bleed into your own body

[silk grail]

You can still haemorrhage

[plush cobalt]

We can have a little internal bleeding as a treat

[neat moat]

River is one big blood flow

[silk grail]

not exclusive to the bloodstream

this is gross but urine haemorrhage is a real thing

[heavy ivy]

what if i was made of goop

[plush cobalt]

Like the product

[neat moat]

goop hermitage

[silk grail]

with profuse bladder damage

[heavy ivy]

there is a product named goop?

[quasi slate]

is haemorrhage the same thing as hemorrhoids

[plush cobalt]

Gwyneth Paltrow

Perhaps the least clear way to answer that but hopefully it does

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/tboi-the-binding-of-isaac-the-binding-of-gif-21326835

[heavy ivy]

well that's horrifying

[silk grail]

no

very different but both mainly involve blood vessels

[plush cobalt]

I suppose it's a brand and not a product

[quasi slate]

blood vessels my beloved

[silk grail]

fun fact I made this up

[neat moat]

hembroids are with the bros only

[heavy ivy]

close enough

but no, what i was made of ambiguous jelly like substance

[silk grail]

You would die

Your organs wouldn't be protected

[heavy ivy]

who said i would have organs

[plush cobalt]

What if the jelly is hard on the outside

[silk grail]

Your nerves and blood vessels would sever

[plush cobalt]

Translucent but firm

[silk grail]

you wouldn't be alive

[neat moat]

jelly can't be hard

[quasi slate]

nerve damage my favorite

[heavy ivy]

nah, i'd exist anyways

[silk grail]

YOU wouldn't be YOU because you wouldnt have a brain or consciousness

[heavy ivy]

gorp

[plush cobalt]

Expired jelly?

[onyx igloo]

yes because its a jelly

[plush cobalt]

What if the brain is in the jelly

[onyx igloo]

brain soft squishy

[neat moat]

give the jelly some viagra prolly

[silk grail]

defies the laws of life

[plush cobalt]

We cannot apply human physiology to the goop being

[heavy ivy]

deleting you now

[toxic relic]

wrong
Trichoplax

[quasi slate]

if jelly takes viagra does the jelly explode like a bomb

[silk grail]

also wrong that wouldn't function

[toxic relic]

no

[heavy ivy]

tahdahhh gorp

[toxic relic]

they are animals with no organs

[silk grail]

If it was jelly tho

[plush cobalt]

Rodya vs fartnuts face-off. Canon event

[toxic relic]

they hunt and eat

[silk grail]

It wouldn't function

[bronze moat]

Hot dogs are a sandwhich

[toxic relic]

wrong, it would

[heavy ivy]

gorp is also a word for trail mix, but i like it as word for goop

[silk grail]

nah cause they would be inefficienct at hunting

[neat moat]

in a sense....

[silk grail]

and unable to sustain themselves

[quasi slate]

i got hydrogen peroxide in my bathroom what'd that do to jelly

[toxic relic]

no its already goop like

[heavy ivy]

photosythesis perhaps

[plush cobalt]

Are we all operating with the same definition of jelly

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/gorp-griffith-marillytw-thatjan-gif-27290649

[toxic relic]

slime moulds

they are very effective goops

[silk grail]

Their underside wouldn't be an underside

so it wouldn't be able to digest well

[toxic relic]

wrong again

[silk grail]

Well, absorb

[neat moat]

slime molds mentioned

[toxic relic]

idk mate im looking at it and its very much thriving

worldwide even

[plush cobalt]

We stan a thriving slime mold sovereign

[heavy ivy]

gorp lives on

[silk grail]

no but even then

[toxic relic]

it uses cillia

[heavy ivy]

the creature

[neat moat]

Rodya only knows human biology. Their worldview is limited

[silk grail]

Read this

[plush cobalt]

Cilia? Well that's just silly

[quasi slate]

what if gorp and mirror universe gorp touched would the world implode

[toxic relic]

doesnt mean it cant have other shit too

[silk grail]

They say I, which refers to themselves. They are a homosapien

They need organs to live

[toxic relic]

wrong

[silk grail]

right yeah sorry humans don't need organs I guess

[toxic relic]

real

[silk grail]

can you believe it guys let's all go celebrate with removing them all

[heavy ivy]

foolish mortal, bold of you to assume im human

[toxic relic]

i will

[toxic relic]

cillia? silly? HAHAHAH

[silk grail]

Well you clearly are

[quasi slate]

if you ever feel poor remember that you have organs

[toxic relic]

i dont have organs

[plush cobalt]

If I said what if I were a bench I don't think that implies I would keep all of my human characteristics

[toxic relic]

im a cicada cryptid

[neat moat]

river is a natural geographic feature

[silk grail]

Humans are the only species we know of that can show full sentience

[heavy ivy]

you are worth several million in the right market conditions 😊

[plush cobalt]

Yes. The conversation has shifted to semantics now. Let's fucking go.

[toxic relic]

"full sentience"

[silk grail]

No matter what you believe you're still gonna be a human and also mortal because of half life

[toxic relic]

tell me you only know human bio

[silk grail]

We are the most sentient being

so

[plush cobalt]

Thank you, thank you

[stone nexus]

Would.

[toxic relic]

the most sentient

[heavy ivy]

exactly, i literally have a rivulet in my profile picture

[toxic relic]

funny

[stone nexus]

I mean

Balls.

[toxic relic]

balls.

[heavy ivy]

Balls.

[stone nexus]

🤝

[silk grail]

Chimps are a close equal

[heavy ivy]

World balls peace achieved

[toxic relic]

organ stocks are the only stocks i care about

[neat moat]

juevos

[toxic relic]

whats the french again

[plush cobalt]

English only server. Mods?

[silk grail]

I'm a fucking paramedic do you expect me to understand how every single organism functions

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-mods-gif-14385308006689816010

[white obsidian]

Cello stocks

[plush cobalt]

Go ahead mods you can flush him now

[heavy ivy]

Hearts are up 14% after the valentines day breakups and subsequent heartbreak

[white obsidian]

My thing

[silk grail]

That would be the most pointless thing to know I'm never going to be keeping a tardigrade alive am I

[plush cobalt]

So you admit you don't know jelly physiology 🧐

[silk grail]

No because jelly itself doesn't have one

[white obsidian]

And certain other organs from the lonely ones

[plush cobalt]

Idk I'll have to consult the goops and jellies on that one

[silk grail]

It's just a substance

[toxic relic]

what other organs would you need

parts maybe

not organs

[silk grail]

at least one kidney

[white obsidian]

Appendix

Need appendixes…

[silk grail]

diaphragm

[toxic relic]

i would eat a full gall bladder ngl

[plush cobalt]

Goops could have entirely different systems

[silk grail]

maybe a heart but idk

[toxic relic]

i wanna see the bile

[heavy ivy]

or or or perhaps the jelly is a composite of several symbiotic creatures

[silk grail]

It isn't hate to tell you

[white obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/sh2-silent-hill-2-fog-gif-1321460155140227201

[neat moat]

stink you are vegan yet keep saying this shit

[toxic relic]

many jelly animals are multicellular

[heavy ivy]

sunny day in resident evil 12

[quasi slate]

how it feels going through general_chat

[toxic relic]

and symbiotic

[heavy ivy]

excellent

[white obsidian]

I just love that damn gif

[onyx igloo]

how many residents are evil

[heavy ivy]

plurality and poly relationships, nature is beautiful

[heavy ivy]

at least 7

[silk grail]

ok bye

[lyric galleon]

moopster

[toxic relic]

does it make it better that i meant human gallbladder

[white obsidian]

I was in a poly relationship once

[neat moat]

yes actually

[white obsidian]

I didnt care for it particularly

[onyx igloo]

when i saw gta iv ragdoll physics i thought the same

[toxic relic]

i wouldnt eat any other animals gall bladder but im very curious about humans

[onyx igloo]

mm i love pushing fake people

[plush cobalt]

Bye, also I'm assuming yes but do you want us to use rodya from now on

[toxic relic]

taste wise

[lavish sonnet]

how do i get the game for free?

[quasi slate]

i dont listen to music you dont need to tell me lol

[neat moat]

stink is into some weird shit

[onyx igloo]

maybe take a visit to sentinel island

[plush cobalt]

Not the first time he's mentioned cannibalism

[toxic relic]

[quasi slate]

girl with spoon

[onyx igloo]

you work until you get the free money to buy project zomboid

[toxic relic]

im gonna re-read all the comics ive read

[onyx igloo]

do you have batman

[neat moat]

stink is genuinely crazy

he has no self control

[toxic relic]

croaking, castle swimmers and faroff

[neat moat]

hes a mad man

[toxic relic]

im a mad man

[plush cobalt]

He doesn't seem very angry to me

[quasi slate]

batman have you do read ive comics the all re-read gonna im zomboid project buy to money free the get you until work you me to angry very seem doesnt he?

[onyx igloo]

im an angry bird

[toxic relic]

mad in the other sense

[plush cobalt]

You don't seem enthusiastic either

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-mods-gif-13608578677877456774

[toxic relic]

mad as in off his rocker

off my rocker

[plush cobalt]

You have a rocking chair? Unsurprising. You are old

[toxic relic]

that was an innuendo

[neat moat]

Gee I don't know you were that old stink

[toxic relic]

i do actually

[plush cobalt]

Hell yeah

[toxic relic]

the movement is calming

[plush cobalt]

Gotta be faster next time

Rocking is a W stim

[toxic relic]

indeed

[onyx igloo]

mods remove his Object permanence

[plush cobalt]

I don't have a chair for it but I do it at my regular desk chair a lot

[toxic relic]

sometimes i sit there with the fire on and ben around my neck napping

[plush cobalt]

Hell yeah

[neat moat]

I pulled a terminator settle down

[covert notch]

am i able to start a campfire in here? (im on build 41)

[toxic relic]

i recommend it, you can find a cheap one at thrift store since the people that use them usually die of old age

[onyx igloo]

anybody else like the clickiness of swiss army knives

[plush cobalt]

Monocle

[plush cobalt]

Perhaps I'll get one when I move into my new place

[silk grail]

Yes

[toxic relic]

u can start a fire almost anywhere comrade

[silk grail]

I eat food for breakfast

[covert notch]

yeah but like without it burning my base down

or killing me

[neat moat]

idk

[toxic relic]

uh idk

[neat moat]

probably

[silk grail]

do it outside then

[toxic relic]

i put campfires outside

[onyx igloo]

who else here enjoys sustenance

[plush cobalt]

Breakfast food? Or do you have no respect for breakfast traditions

[toxic relic]

for the camp man styel

[silk grail]

no

[covert notch]

yeah but the powers out and its dark asf

[neat moat]

I put my campfires in tight closed areas with lots of flammable material

[covert notch]

in my base

[plush cobalt]

What is female material

[neat moat]

ugh

Omar just kill me

[plush cobalt]

I'm sorry I didn't mean to disgust you

[onyx igloo]

maybe he means connectors

like you know lego

[plush cobalt]

What the hell is lego

[onyx igloo]

legos

[neat moat]

lego my eggo

[plush cobalt]

Do you mean legs

[onyx igloo]

your vegan

no egg for you

[neat moat]

bitch

[onyx igloo]

im evil

[toxic relic]

i fucking hate egg

[onyx igloo]

i only eat scrambled

[plush cobalt]

We know

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/komaru-solevoy-солевой-ripped-in-gif-12024599339993447029

[toxic relic]

no egg talk in my fucking server

[onyx igloo]

egg

[plush cobalt]

I will now discuss eggs at length

[onyx igloo]

eggs are quite rotund

[neat moat]

the egg was invented in 1877

[toxic relic]

youre a butt face

[onyx igloo]

the shells are made of calcium

[plush cobalt]

I raised chickens during my adolescence, so we had plenty of eggs. At one point, I think there were around 80 eggs in the refrigerator

[toxic relic]

and youre a diaperhead

[onyx igloo]

you should sell eggs

this shit pricy

[plush cobalt]

As a result, I frequently made dishes with eggs, especially for breakfast

The chickens are no longer with us. Because they are dead

[fair yacht]

friends

i have returned

[neat moat]

Hi fren

Hope you feel betterb

[plush cobalt]

Sporfriend

[neat moat]

wait Alice plays spore?

[fair yacht]

eh just used some sacred arts and shower water

and prayer...

[neat moat]

did it help?

[fair yacht]

yes :)

[onyx igloo]

whenever i see an african grey from the front i think of front facing simpsons

[neat moat]

good good

[heavy ivy]

hello fren !!

[fair yacht]

no my name is sporfo

[plush cobalt]

“sporfo” + “friend”

[fair yacht]

!sporfo

[tall portal]

https://i.imgur.com/tULBPyC.png By Ash <3]

[fair yacht]

ash did the 3d models of sporfo

[plush cobalt]

Art

[heavy ivy]

sporfo 👍

[neat moat]

I didn't know you looked like that Alice

[fair yacht]

thats not what i look like

[neat moat]

It's ok

don't be shy

[neat moat]

heh

[fair yacht]

its ironic

[stone meadow]

damn, henry sliced me up

[fair yacht]

i love anime

but i play aniphobia

[neat moat]

you can do both

[fair yacht]

:)

[naive flicker]

I hate anime and i play aniphobia 👽

[fair yacht]

i did a kirito cosplay

[neat moat]

What is it a roblox game

[fair yacht]

well fem kirito

[neat moat]

I want to be supportive of fren

but it's also roblox

[naive flicker]

It's one of the very few good ones.

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/short-electicity-gif-4805901

[naive flicker]

Like 1/100k

[fair yacht]

aniphobia is fun

[onyx igloo]

i like uhh centaura

and dead rails

[naive flicker]

[fair yacht]

i used to heavily play ATF

[neat moat]

In that case it looks great c:

[onyx igloo]

same here

centaura is chaos

in a good way

[fair yacht]

atf is shit now

[onyx igloo]

real

[quasi slate]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3417959086&searchtext=

[onyx igloo]

whats a mii side

[neat moat]

why are they trying and failing to rizz me

[fair yacht]

Mita!

[onyx igloo]

like mii from wii?

[heavy ivy]

add a horror flair

[plush cobalt]

I'm curious which letter in the Latin alphabet (as utilized in English orthography) y'all think would win in a race

[onyx igloo]

ok

[plush cobalt]

Let's say uppercase only

[naive flicker]

Oh fuck no

Ew

[heavy ivy]

O

[plush cobalt]

I'm thinking A, O if downhill

[neat moat]

Letters can't race silly

[plush cobalt]

YOU'RE WRONG

[neat moat]

source?

[heavy ivy]

X if stairs uphill

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/mihail-michael-mihail-belayev-belayev-niko-gif-14037322275028919138

shut up!!!

[plush cobalt]

Oh X is good too

I feel like A has pretty good legs too though

[neat moat]

They hated Jesus for he told them the truth

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-mita-emmick-emmick-mita-mita-miside-gif-4998467129971773826

[plush cobalt]

I is fucked in either case

Pogo stick ass would fall over

[onyx igloo]

i have no mouth but i must scream

[torpid hull]

do you guys know a way to revive players in mp? [mostly how to apply godmode to them post death or fast enough after them joining]

[toxic relic]

idk about that omar

pogo sticks, when used well, are very good for travel

what about H

[plush cobalt]

You'll have better luck in #pz_b41_chat #pz_b42_chat for future reference, but idk about revival

[onyx igloo]

M

he has 3 legs

[plush cobalt]

But I would just be hopping basically

[toxic relic]

H can be good uphill and downhill

[plush cobalt]

I think H has decent chances

A and X have better balance though

[onyx igloo]

N?

[toxic relic]

true but whats the terrain

[plush cobalt]

Yeah I guess it depends on the race parameters a lot

[toxic relic]

if theres a downhill component then A is fucked

[plush cobalt]

Okay one uphill race, one downhill race, one flat terrain. All of them are on asphalt

O takes downhill, I think that's pretty uncontroversial

[neat moat]

J is the best letter

Perfect for jumping

convient hook to climb

It can roll well

It's the duck of letters

[plush cobalt]

The hook does seem useful for stairs but if it's more of a ramp idk

[neat moat]

Think more a wall

or mountain

[onyx igloo]

K can climb

[plush cobalt]

Oh if they're climbing yeah J and L take it

[neat moat]

k kant do shit

[plush cobalt]

K would be okay on its side I think

For running anyway

[toxic relic]

what if the k was horizontal

[tacit meadow]

Mortal kombat

[neat moat]

We are assuming all letters can rotate right?

[plush cobalt]

Otherwise O is fucked

[tacit meadow]

Letters cant rotate

[toxic relic]

put the K on the mini legs side and it walks then on the long side downhill

[toxic relic]

yes, i am

[plush cobalt]

I think rotation is fair. These are 3D letters and they can rotate as they please

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/letter-s-spinning-letter-gif-17740624

checkmate liberal

[tacit meadow]

Thats a batarang

Not an s

[plush cobalt]

This is perhaps the first time I've laughed at a rotating S

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/phasmophobia-phasmo-horror-game-shoes-gif-12919053970718466769

me when i see a pair of shoes walking in a comical manner:

[young kelp]

a god damn table

[neat moat]

it's a good table.

[plush cobalt]

The ghost just wants to wear his shoes

Beautiful table

[tacit meadow]

A proud and noble table

[neat moat]

If I died and turned to a ghots I'd probably wear shoes and socks too

sorry omar

[plush cobalt]

Why are you apologizing

[tacit meadow]

If i died and turned into a ghost id go see the world

Like fr what are these idiot ghosts doing haunting some shithole asylum

[onyx igloo]

if i died and turned into a ghost i would mess with the inhabitants of the place i died in

[plush cobalt]

I don't think becoming a ghost would get rid of your blindness

Sorry to break the news

[naive flicker]

Messing with teenagers sounds like fun tho

[onyx igloo]

or youtubers

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/taco-tuesday-cookie-monster-tacos-nom-nom-nom-hangry-gif-27352522

[plush cobalt]

I think I'd just read and shit

[onyx igloo]

imagine a youtuber trying to get you on camera and you just yeet their camera

[tacit meadow]

Do that while ur alive. When u can fly and teleport u go do better stuff

[plush cobalt]

Go to other countries, learn languages from other ghosts

[bronze moat]

Hey! I’m a youtuber!!

I got like ONE subscriber!! 😂

[plush cobalt]

I feel like if ghosts have teleportation it'd only look like it from our perspective

[naive flicker]

Nah honestly I'd just be chill asf exploring everything fr

Nobody to bother me

[plush cobalt]

Probably have a rickety ass train they have to take on their end

[onyx igloo]

your camera is getting thrown if i die tragically

[young kelp]

its a pair now

[bronze moat]

Let me film it. We will be RICH!

[onyx igloo]

what am i going to do with your human paper

[plush cobalt]

An Orange Victory. Profound

[onyx igloo]

im dead

[tacit meadow]

Yeh, from my understanding its less that they teleport and more they exist in and understand 4 dimensional space

[plush cobalt]

From your understanding? Has a ghost told you this

[onyx igloo]

https://youtu.be/w5zhAOCAmB0

john lennon balls

[tacit meadow]

No but i like experienced a life on this planet, so the things we make up are canon.

[plush cobalt]

That's fair

[worldly forum]

woman (?) in stem

i build

[onyx igloo]

the cowboy is on the cat tree

[bronze moat]

Not really 4th dimensional space.

Once you get into a 4th or 5th dimension things get so crazy wonky.

IF a ghost exists, it is unlikely it would be different dimensional like that.

[onyx igloo]

gazing below to us

[worldly forum]

that’s my roommate’s print

he’s a cinephile

[onyx igloo]

HES GAZING

OKAY?!

[worldly forum]

oh

okay

[onyx igloo]

BELOW TO US!!!

[worldly forum]

more importantly my craftsmanship

[wide jungle]

bro these spawns ain't real. Doing a riverside repair(wo)man run right now and I spawn in a basically empty for sale house 💀

[worldly forum]

bnuny

[plush cobalt]

Science and technology. Wow

[worldly forum]

bnuny….

[plush cobalt]

Repair(wo)man

[worldly forum]

guys they set up for easter at target and let me just say i was fighting for my life to not get all the rabbitry

[weary spade]

If i was you i would think it twice pal; do you really want a world without skibidi toilet? 🤨

[wide jungle]

I DID NOT JUST GET BIT, RESTARTING

[tacit meadow]

Like... hopping on the floor rabbity, or eating the flowers rabbity

[plush cobalt]

Why are they setting up for Easter it's not even March yet 😡

[weary spade]

Yea thats what i thought....

[tacit meadow]

Both would be odd

[plush cobalt]

Then why are you restarting

[wide jungle]

because i got bit

[worldly forum]

no there was just a lot of paraphernalia for bunnies

[plush cobalt]

Did you just skull react yourself

[weary spade]

The fog is coming 😹😹😹😹

[plush cobalt]

But you said you didn't. When do the lies end

[tacit meadow]

Dont do rabbit drugs at target

[worldly forum]

bunny statues, bunny dish towels, bunny stuffed animals, bunny mugs

[wide jungle]

its a figure of speech bro

[tacit meadow]

That.. would also be odd

[onyx igloo]

same here but with cadbury chocolate eggs

[worldly forum]

I WANT ALL THE BNUNIES

[solar marsh]

HOOD IRONY??????

[plush cobalt]

Erm... We're typing... We aren't talking... Wrong again 🙄

[wide jungle]

anyways, time for another repairman run

[worldly forum]

but i limited myself to 1. only 1. for i am a responsible adult woman (?)

[plush cobalt]

Good luck, also pz discussion usually goes down in non general chats just so you know

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-rabbit-jumpscare-boop-yassinora-gif-10416955202653838545

[toxic relic]

figure? of speech?

[worldly forum]

who wants to blow up cyber trucks with me

[polar kernel]

im going insane

[toxic relic]

what figures do speech take

[tacit meadow]

Congratulations on being sucb an adult. Wow your so cool for not enjoying stuff, gg bro

[bronze moat]

hands soup to my family

[worldly forum]

non newtonian

[plush cobalt]

For legal reasons, I do not condone this action. I am not associated with this user, and I'm certainly not very very interested in doing this.

[worldly forum]

shut the fuck up

i’m JOKING

[tacit meadow]

Xd

[worldly forum]

i have like 15 bunny stuffed animals

[neat moat]

When I was on the street I considered vandalizing a cyberpunk

[polar kernel]

twin can i borrow a dollar

[worldly forum]

twin…what for

[onyx igloo]

the one british man i've met insulted me humorously
in such a manner i could not even be mad

[bronze moat]

For legal reasons I do not admit being a member of anti-fa as it is not a formal organization and therefore I cannot actually BE a member

[weary spade]

Go go go! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[polar kernel]

fent

[worldly forum]

bro

[weary spade]

Fish

[toxic relic]

im in

[plush cobalt]

You're Dr. fartnuts actually

[worldly forum]

what fent are you getting for one singular dabloon

[onyx igloo]

they do that automatically

[polar kernel]

kidding! its actually to buy the louis vuitton gorilla couch

[toxic relic]

mr fartnuts is fine, im not at work anymore

[plush cobalt]

He's just short a dollar why you interviewing the man

[neat moat]

Being homless is already illegal so who gives a shit

[weary spade]

Listen me olive oil

[onyx igloo]

FUCK BRAIN DEACTIVATED

[worldly forum]

i hate it

[tacit meadow]

Isnt a dubloon alot, its solid gold no?

[onyx igloo]

rhiowajhop

[plush cobalt]

Excuse me

[worldly forum]

haha you’re extra virgin!!!

get fucked!!!

[frail shadow]

what does dr pepper taste like

[tacit meadow]

He cant

[onyx igloo]

you guys know that one episode of spongebob where patrick has his head replaced with a brain coral?
thats how mine works

[polar kernel]

sex

[worldly forum]

i can fix that

[weary spade]

They're in the wooods 🤪🤪

[plush cobalt]

I'm so mad right now

[tacit meadow]

Woah

[plush cobalt]

I might go sigma mode

[onyx igloo]

yum

[plush cobalt]

What

[weary spade]

No pls

[frail shadow]

i should’ve known better than to ask you troglodytes a basic question

[onyx igloo]

really

[polar kernel]

you really should

[plush cobalt]

No one even saw your message

[onyx igloo]

so am i not a virgin anymore

[tacit meadow]

Lmao what. Who even are you, what happened.

[weary spade]

When i figidirout 😇

[polar kernel]

no you still are

[bronze moat]

They are absolute trash.

A single screwdriver can descimate one in under 5 minutes.

Since response times are averaging over 45 minutes, vandals can incur significant damage and leave a scene before any response is even made aware.

coughs

Do NOT do this.

[plush cobalt]

I've seen your message now

[toxic relic]

its about 576.75 usd for 1 dubloon

[frail shadow]

that dude saw my message

[weary spade]

Figidirout 🤪

[frail shadow]

he’s all i need

[neat moat]

You shouldn't activate your sandevisatn more than 3 times a day David

[toxic relic]

considering a dubloon is around 6.766 grams of 22 karat gold

[plush cobalt]

Cool chip doesn't count as a person

[worldly forum]

bro thats gay

rad

[frail shadow]

yeah i kiss dudes

[toxic relic]

the melt value would equal around 576.75 usd

[onyx igloo]

i saw an old dude in a redditor outfit driving one
may i make an exception

[frail shadow]

and ladies love me too

[plush cobalt]

Guys I changed my mind he's cool

[worldly forum]

doubt

[frail shadow]

im incredibly optimised

[tacit meadow]

Bro omars pulling rn wth

[bronze moat]

Hmmm?

I do not possess that cyberware

[neat moat]

No I think castle said they had a bf

[tacit meadow]

A

[weary spade]

Omar dont go sicma pls

[worldly forum]

he is pure sex appeal

[toxic relic]

im trying to calculate gold worth why is chat flirting

[tacit meadow]

A

[plush cobalt]

Nevermind. mods go ahead and kill him

[onyx igloo]

how i be looking after drinking some green tea

[neat moat]

Omar can rage against me all he wants

[toxic relic]

no one recognises my worth

[polar kernel]

pains me that youre nice to him

[toxic relic]

[plush cobalt]

I like when chat is moving too fast and disjointed to really keep up with everything but still slow enough to track one conversation thread

[frail shadow]

you guys are gayer than me and i literally fuck dudes

[worldly forum]

he is nicer to me than you are

[polar kernel]

what happened to hating omar

[neat moat]

Im still standing 🎵

[worldly forum]

it’s true

[onyx igloo]

you are -1 dollar

[polar kernel]

why cant we go back to that?

[plush cobalt]

I miss the old Omar

[plush cobalt]

We're in fuck cool chip era

[worldly forum]

i’m so straight i went around the other side and went gay

my gender had to be queered because of how straight i got

[polar kernel]

i got infinite beef with you because once i think u corny u on the cob forever lil bro

[worldly forum]

crazy

[narrow rune]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-freaky-cat-cat-meme-tongue-out-gif-1492882876567450372

I'm here

[onyx igloo]

spab

[worldly forum]

i love men

[plush cobalt]

To you it's beef. To me it is merely veal

[onyx igloo]

seems accurate

[worldly forum]

MEAT

[neat moat]

Men 🚬

[narrow rune]

You are made of delicious bacon

[polar kernel]

everyones legally required to be nice to me

[onyx igloo]

you said you like that so i will take your word

[tacit meadow]

Im fuck men to upset there wife.

You fuck men for love of the game, we're not the same.

[plush cobalt]

Are you calling me a pig

[worldly forum]

i don’t get it god I LOVE MASCULINITY LET ME AT THEM

[toxic relic]

omar is a scab

[narrow rune]

no im calling you little bacon boy

[plush cobalt]

I'm not a fucking scab 😡

[worldly forum]

oink

[neat moat]

whats a scab?

[narrow rune]

A scab

[onyx igloo]

you

[worldly forum]

dude where is my fucking poutine

i’m gonna jump off a cliff

[onyx igloo]

i ated it

[polar kernel]

ok anyway im gonna fuck off

[onyx igloo]

sory

[narrow rune]

Omar hates it when I do this one cool trick of beating him with a rock

[worldly forum]

FUCK

[toxic relic]

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/12690/why-are-people-who-cross-picket-lines-called-scabs

[plush cobalt]

Stands for I was going to do an initialism joke but I gave up

[onyx igloo]

i have this one cool trick its called a gun

now give me your money

[worldly forum]

the picket lines have become a very tightly knit grid

i simply cannot consume ethically in these conditions

[onyx igloo]

https://youtu.be/cG_8EQL-v5Y rate this song

[worldly forum]

i hate it here

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/squirrel-burn-house-mad-revenge-gif-26059708

[onyx igloo]

"oh no the house is burning!"
a squirrel:

[toxic relic]

where is here?

your here is my there

[tacit meadow]

He lit it

[plush cobalt]

How do you know that

[toxic relic]

i dont

[bronze moat]

Wait till you learn there is no ethical consumption under capitalism

[toxic relic]

indeed

[onyx igloo]

im going to do something unethical

[tacit meadow]

Bro watched the good place one too many times

[neat moat]

Dave I thought you were a liberal

[frail shadow]

we need to give that whole hunter gatherer thing another try

[bronze moat]

NEVER FORGET

No matter where you go, there you are

[onyx igloo]

the place when its quiet:

😨

[worldly forum]

dave i can no longer milly rock

[fathom igloo]

Omar I have a bone to pick with you

[bronze moat]

Good show. Kinda meh.

But my statement stands. Even avacado’s are controlled by organized crime

[plush cobalt]

I would hope you have more than one bone cambrie

[neat moat]

everyone has a bone to pick with omar

well everyone except me

[toxic relic]

the Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

[bronze moat]

Leftist would be a better term.

Liberals tend to talk a lot and not take any actual action

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skeleton-meme-skeleton-gta-sa-stinli99-gif-7486505081149175273

[tacit meadow]

Omar gets everyone to pick his bone. But he never picks our bone. Rood

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/buckaroo-banzai-gif-27319070

[fathom igloo]

Nope, I’m going to pick at you with this bone I totally just found that doesn’t have an owner

[plush cobalt]

Politics alert!! A discussion is taking place which is NOT allowed!! Mods, engage 1984 protocol!!

[bronze moat]

We are now tribe

[toxic relic]

id rather pick my own bone

[plush cobalt]

I don't want to be picked at

[neat moat]

oh and yeah I know this term. Let me find the meme

[onyx igloo]

in 28 days it will be 28 days later
thats a reference guys

[tacit meadow]

Its better with the homies

[fathom igloo]

Too late I’m picking. Eyeballs first

[frail shadow]

what level do i have to be to send gifs

[fathom igloo]

35

[plush cobalt]

Just do bribery that's what we all did

[toxic relic]

50

[onyx igloo]

year 60

[frail shadow]

i can’t be bothered honestly

[tacit meadow]

70

[heavy ivy]

300 years old

[plush cobalt]

Slip Leon a 50 or so and he'll look the other way

[neat moat]

Yeah, I guess I missed your praxis

[onyx igloo]

THERES A CUT ON MY GUMS

OW

OW

[frail shadow]

i could be dropping some real bangers you guys are honestly missing out

[toxic relic]

we arent

[frail shadow]

I don’t know who leon is

[tacit meadow]

What

[plush cobalt]

Thank God we are missing out

[onyx igloo]

i dont want your bangers

[plush cobalt]

Damn everyone went for the fuck that angle now I wish I hadn't

What I meant was I'm sure we'll see your awesome super cool bangers eventually

[fathom igloo]

Nobody does.

[bronze moat]

Liberals consider me a “centrist”. Rightwingers call me a “communist” or “socialist”.

Cause just being real about things

[frail shadow]

i demand more respect

[tacit meadow]

I didnt even know u made music. Why u so aggressive bro

[onyx igloo]

no

idiot

[fathom igloo]

Is it Leon or is it 7 ambulances in a trench coat?

[toxic relic]

leon and i play halo together

[frail shadow]

it’s my online persona thing im kind of mean sometimes

[onyx igloo]

ok i will stop before someone takes this seriously

[narrow rune]

I was trying to cook stew and then suddenly 3 people broke into this home I broke into and attacked me

[fathom igloo]

Congratulations?

[toxic relic]

it was a lie

you didnt let me add to the bit

[narrow rune]

I've played Minecraft with a dev of pz

[toxic relic]

[plush cobalt]

Why would libs consider a leftist a centrist? I've found that they at least recognize what it is but prefer incremental change and milquetoast resistance

[neat moat]

stink plays with leon but not me?

[fathom igloo]

Tbf seemed true

[toxic relic]

real

[tacit meadow]

Yeh i believed it

[stone meadow]

kyle and I are married

[toxic relic]

i wanted to make an old joke but

too late

[onyx igloo]

which kyle

[plush cobalt]

Have you always been old or is this a new development

[neat moat]

What that leon tbags you?

[fathom igloo]

You’ve snuggled up to him and replaced his previous trench coat

[stone meadow]

lokyle

[tacit meadow]

Something something, trees fart?

[plush cobalt]

Hi kyle

[onyx igloo]

we dont have that one sorry

[toxic relic]

you need more rep with my faction

[neat moat]

I have a few ideas

[fathom igloo]

Frogski strikes me as more of a Kevin

[toxic relic]

no comment

[bronze moat]

Most liberals do not actually LIKE someone like Bernie Sanders.

I’m hardcore a bernie boy.

Many liberal people do NOT like him

[plush cobalt]

Frogski doesn't give Kevin for me

[onyx igloo]

is this what happens in secret goverment facilities

[tacit meadow]

All the time

[plush cobalt]

I'm assuming the first and third sentence are unrelated? Libs are far from far left

[fathom igloo]

It’s ok. We were bound to find out. 7 ambulances in a trench coat is hard to disguise as a person

[neat moat]

not enough boy kissing

[tacit meadow]

Its all thats happening actually

[stiff geyser]

Why tf is there politics in my general chat?????

[bronze moat]

Spelling error. Fixed

Yeah. We should stop

Frog talk over politics

[neat moat]

Youre a veteran, how did you miss all the pol discussion

[tacit meadow]

Thats me

[plush cobalt]

Sneaking it in like rebels, hidden amongst the regular chatter

[stiff geyser]

Owomar

[plush cobalt]

Fred cuwuper

[dim cloak]

Finally watched RTGame's Balatro Run and... Oh. My. God.

[stiff geyser]

[bronze moat]

Are you a distinguished gentleperson?

[toxic relic]

ive already done this

[fathom igloo]

Because the mods are away so the politics came to play 😣

[plush cobalt]

Fred has been saying owomar for longer

[toxic relic]

lie

[plush cobalt]

Before your time even, I think

[stiff geyser]

Anyone knows an easy way to record zomboid gameplay?

[toxic relic]

let me search the archives

[plush cobalt]

Set up a tripod and put a camera on it

[bronze moat]

We just need a poke now and then.

I have now moved on to frog talk

[tacit meadow]

Sure. I drank at my friends place on friday, need i say more.

[bronze moat]

OBS is BEST

[stiff geyser]

Classic zomboid subreddit

[plush cobalt]

Steam has built-in recording now, OBS, etc.

[dim cloak]

Lokiel be like:
Are you sure about that?

[plush cobalt]

Depends on what you need

[bronze moat]

Steam poopy. Crashes game. Use OBS

[neat moat]

alright back to reading

[plush cobalt]

If it's just a short clip for sharing with friends I'd just use the steam one if it works

[tacit meadow]

What u reading

[plush cobalt]

Otherwise yeah OBS

[neat moat]

gay fic

[toxic relic]

ay

gay birds

im almost done

[plush cobalt]

I haven't tried with PZ so can't speak to it, but it's worked fine for me for another game. Coming from someone who typically uses OBS too

[toxic relic]

i forgot how fucked it is

[tacit meadow]

Iv been reading harry potter 1 for like 3 weeks. Its always open in front of me... i just got to chapter 2

[toxic relic]

#general_chat message
i concede

fred has owomar'd more than me

[plush cobalt]

I tell no lies except for when I do

[bronze moat]

Whenever I DON’T text wall, I speak a HARD fact.

Steam recording crashes a ton of games just like steam overlay.

It’s just not a better alternative to OBS. Just an alternative

[fathom igloo]

What if

[stone meadow]

oh damn im like 10 messages away

[tacit meadow]

Woah

[fathom igloo]

Shutupfrogski

[plush cobalt]

Worked fine for me 🤷 if it's just a short clip for friends I'd still just do that

[bronze moat]

Game dependent just like their overlay being responsible for about 2% of all bethesda game crashes

[tacit meadow]

!rank

[tall portal]

Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid

[tacit meadow]

Im close

[fathom igloo]

Rank is plunger

[tacit meadow]

😦

[stone meadow]

assaisin you'll lose this account again anyawy

[fathom igloo]

It’s 10

[tacit meadow]

I am untested noobarian of gen chat

[stone meadow]

which one does this make now, your 4th account here?

[fathom igloo]

75th

[tacit meadow]

4th ye

[stone meadow]

damn didnt expect to be on point

[onyx igloo]

use that luck somewhere

[tacit meadow]

But its okay, it only costs me 400 bucks irl and weeks of fixing up all the other issues that come with it

[plush cobalt]

I'm in shock that you go through multiple accounts

Still

I remember you having explained it but I have the memory of a goldfish (no offense ghoti)

[toxic relic]

erm

actually

[plush cobalt]

I know!

I know! Shut it, old man!

[toxic relic]

goldfish have good memo-THEN WHY DID YOU FUCKING SAY THAT

im an old man but im also a fucking pedantic nerd

[fathom igloo]

You’re buying accounts for $400?

[tacit meadow]

Lose mt phone lose my number, start a new everything

[tacit meadow]

Phones

[plush cobalt]

To lure you into an erm actually that I could predict

[fathom igloo]

Ah

[toxic relic]

assaisin makes the same mistake every fucking time too

just bind it to something else bro

[plush cobalt]

Nah

[toxic relic]

[feral ivy]

ugh i tried playing WoW again, but i just couldn't/

LoL is yuck. Can't paly that.

[plush cobalt]

I do not see why no log in with username and password

[feral ivy]

i just wanted to play a fun game with people.

😦

[plush cobalt]

Authenticator tied to phone? No backup codes?

[toxic relic]

thank you for this chat, sigmar(syntax)

[tacit meadow]

Attached to my phone number that is attached to my phone that is now gone

[narrow rune]

Happy birthday Omar!!! Rest in pieces ❤️

[plush cobalt]

But discord uses a separate login? Is this no longer the case for new accounts or something

[plush cobalt]

Gone and forgotten 🙏

[onyx igloo]

NAPOLEO-

zeus

[narrow rune]

Gladly forgotten and totally not turned into soup ha ha

[feral ivy]

hey i joined the parenthesis club

[tacit meadow]

Thats so real, why are we not eating our loved ones after they die. Then they can be a part of us forever, truly insightful stuff.

[toxic relic]

some people do

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[toxic relic]

balls.

[onyx igloo]

spheres

[narrow rune]

I just really hate omar

[toxic relic]

[rotten, uncooked]

[plush cobalt]

Yours looks like a function due to the lack of a space

[plush cobalt]

So real for that

[feral ivy]

i try

[bronze moat]

Like any bug, it’s always circumstantial.

Like a LOT of people will say “worked fine for me” regarding skyrim on the PS3.

But the PS3 version was the most unstable and I think we documented crashes in the MILLIONS.

Something like ~10% of skyrim crashes on the PS three were directly related to how the GPU and RAM architecture are built inside the console.

[narrow rune]

It's a god given right

[stone meadow]

Sigmar balls gotem haha

[feral ivy]

what are some good multiplayer games these days? I like pvp games.

[stone nexus]

My brother in christ, why would you eat your loved ones after they die, are you not already content with doing that while they are alive and responsive!?

[toxic relic]

some people also think that eating other people is the ultimate form of hatred and reserved for enemies of war

[plush cobalt]

You think eating people is a bucket list item

[toxic relic]

no comment

[tacit meadow]

Thats actually another thing. And lowkey im less joking here, what if instead of killing a whole animal we just like, took a chunk of flesh and waited for it to grow back

[plush cobalt]

What

[stone nexus]

Oh, cannibalism

[bronze moat]

You can buy human flavored tofu!

Vegan AND be a flesh eater! Yum

[toxic relic]

thats a thing

already

[plush cobalt]

I don't want to eat humans personally

[bronze moat]

@stone nexus knows whats up

[toxic relic]

hufu

i mean, id eat it

[stone nexus]

There's a deez nuts joke somewhere around here, but I cannot seem to find it, hold on

[plush cobalt]

Holding

[toxic relic]

huf the scent of deez nuts

[plush cobalt]

No longer holding for joke was made already

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

it is quite difficult to find a game that fits my niche interests

[stone nexus]

Darn

[bronze moat]

There’s a scented candle you can buy that smells like that!

[toxic relic]

if you were a bird what bird would you be

[plush cobalt]

Have you tried tic tac toe

[onyx igloo]

parrot

[toxic relic]

i can just take off my pants man

i dont need that

[tacit meadow]

Owl or hawk

[toxic relic]

i see

[bronze moat]

Peregrin falcon

[tacit meadow]

Or falcon ig

[onyx igloo]

maybe one of those monkhead parrots

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

i don't really wanna think

[bronze moat]

I am answer man.

Name niche’s. I find U game

[tacit meadow]

Is there a better version of those ones that eat the nectar from flowers

[onyx igloo]

hmm
car mechanics + survival aspect

typically

[stone meadow]

a hawk too, huh

[onyx igloo]

kinda like My Summer Car, if you've sen that

[plush cobalt]

I like crows or corvids generally so I think that's my answer

[onyx igloo]

sound:0:5

[toxic relic]

you

[tacit meadow]

I want the grace, fast flying graceful mofos are what id pick. But the little honeybirds gotta eat so consistantly thats its not worth it

[toxic relic]

all these answers are interesting

i will now add this to the gay bird book lore

[plush cobalt]

you

[toxic relic]

omar has the only significant answer

[plush cobalt]

🧐

[toxic relic]

the falcon/hawk is significant for the worst reasons

[half kettle]

omar hasnt been seen in 3 years

[toxic relic]

i cannot divulge my reasons for ghoti is reading

[tacit meadow]

Idk, i already plaged the cookie cutter int build, ill try something different.

[toxic relic]

no spoilers yet

[plush cobalt]

Also fuck you I just realized

[onyx igloo]

i did not know birds were so diverse
good for them

[plush cobalt]

Now I want to read

You've preyed on my self-obsession

[toxic relic]

i already told you aboot it

[plush cobalt]

What was it called again

[tacit meadow]

Ye i see it i think

[toxic relic]

https://www.webtoons.com/en/fantasy/the-croaking/list?title_no=1494

[bronze moat]

The trucker games are actually FUN.

I have a friend who sets up his steering wheels in his living room.

Paints his truck, maintains it, drives all around Euorpe and America.

Survival gameplay is barely minimum it’s about driving from A to B.

[plush cobalt]

Thank you

[toxic relic]

corvids are the most interesting in the story

[bronze moat]

There IS a horror survival that is 100% car based

[plush cobalt]

I will like that

[onyx igloo]

i enjoy pacific drive quite alot

[toxic relic]

hawks are the supremacists

[onyx igloo]

it makes me fear for my life sometimes

but i enjoy it

[plush cobalt]

Seems fitting

[toxic relic]

everyone who chose hawk is now sus in my books

hawk and falcon, etc

[onyx igloo]

hawk 2: the supremacy

[pale berry]

@bronze moat I know a game there's no way you'll guess
If you do I'm gonna eat 11 eggs

[plush cobalt]

It only really seems fitting based on values we've prescribed to them though idk much about them beyond that

[toxic relic]

indeed

[fair yacht]

fremns!

[tacit meadow]

What about owl and shitty little honey muncher bird

[toxic relic]

its only based on the personified traits

[plush cobalt]

Sporfhi

[toxic relic]

thats cool

[pale berry]

I could make one statement and if you know it you'll immediately guess it

[heavy ivy]

i like bees :3

[bronze moat]

Ok go for it

[pale berry]

The dead will walk the earth

[tacit meadow]

Pz

[bronze moat]

Bubble bee butts inside flowers is such a cute thing.

There are entire photography collections of them sleeping in flowers. Millions

[young kelp]

frozen throne

idk

[tacit meadow]

Bubble bee ❤️

[pale berry]

This is the only hint I'll give

[bronze moat]

No more room in hell?

[pale berry]

Bingo

[bronze moat]

I am answer man

[tacit meadow]

I wish that game was like. Fun

[pale berry]

Hmmm another game....

This one is more guessable probably

"Hope you don't mind hepatitis"

[bronze moat]

Better game similar style but you WILL CRY:

this war of mine

[tacit meadow]

Ill give it a go, thanks

[narrow rune]

I have birthday cake

not made of Omar!!

[bronze moat]

SAINTS ROW. LOVE IT

I have soo many hours on saints 3

[pale berry]

One more this one could actually be a doozy

Maybe

[onyx igloo]

do you guys like this car

[pale berry]

Realistic Multiplayer War with fictional factions

[tacit meadow]

I played through it, good time. But then kinda forgot all about it

[onyx igloo]

i made it

this game has its quirks i must say

[bronze moat]

Uhhhh. Anime girls in WWII or “fictional factions” as in made up countries?

[pale berry]

Made up countries

[onyx igloo]

so propaganda

[bronze moat]

Probably one of the “tank” games. There are many

[onyx igloo]

thats how i imagine modern day propaganda to get someone to join a military

[pale berry]

WRONG

Foxhole

[onyx igloo]

anime girls probably

[pale berry]

Sean I hope you never visit rhodes

[bronze moat]

Huh. It got really good reviews. Never heard of it

[onyx igloo]

im surprised i actually got added to texture stuff for STFR on zomboid lol

ive been making a few textures

[neon bramble]

its unique

best played with friends

takes a certain kind of person to enjoy solo long term

[stone nexus]

CHAT

[bronze moat]

Yep

Looks like it’s also a mobile game.

[stone nexus]

The solution is cheaper than you think!

[bronze moat]

Black market is like $50

[stone nexus]

Hell yeah

[neon bramble]

just DIY

succeed or not you won't know the difference

[onyx igloo]

me in gta 4 when i see a fat cop:
(this will not end well)

[bronze moat]

There are IRL horror stories of black market lobotomies.

Done with kitchenware

[stone nexus]

Horror stories?

Like, from the surgeon's perspective?

[neon bramble]

is there any other way it will end

[bronze moat]

I mean…. People performing a lobotomy on someone in their kitchen IS horrific.