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dstroyer11 is rank #1,435 at level 9 with 4,109 experience. (41 left for the next level)
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aw
oof
hahah
still
theres a cap each minute
I'm getting there.
I was close
so every 7 words is a word

Plus idt it's always 1xp, it's a range
I guess
And the range minimum is less than 1
why are we all laughing
Ahahahaha
I thought every post was 1 xp. clearly not
then count from 1 to 70 and congrats you finished the 41 ;D
Laughing is the best medicine 
Cheating at a meaningless game is pissing into the ocean
I don't wanna just count. that's boring
Medicine is the best medicine
Once I hit it.
then tell me all of your runs you did in PZ
The final post
This is general chat 😡😡😡
first one... 2014, died in like 30 sec
imagine if multiplayer 😔
gotta admit, pissing in the ocean is fun tho
We CANNOT even THINK about pz here
Unless the creatures decide to jump out and get you
we got ocean pissers in this chat?
Oh noooo... Not 1975!!!! wait
That requires..... talking to people?
the risk is enticing
Eww
sadly its general so the officer died haha bad joke-
You are a Freak
social interaction? gross
just shoot the yapper
yessir
second?
im a certified ocean pisser
Youre so right
Who on earth provides certification for that
the guy that watched me
him
also 2014, died in like 45 sec
He's worse
Blud that's my home
he told me he would certify me if he could watch
Snoipa tf2
asshole
anything in 2015?
I don't remember or have all the pz runs btw
bro where do you piss then
the ocean is full of excretions
In your coffee
SNIPIN'S A GOOD JOB MATE
im ok with that
you said it tasted better ever since then so
no runs in 2015? T-T
i dont know if these people here are ready to know how many people pee in the ocean water a year
Mods take away fartnuts' speaking privileges again
i stand by that
probably, but idk
im an honest man
2025?
thats my heart of the cards
You can't dora the explorer me
Why have you told all the twins to stop except me?
Am I too powerful 👁️ 👁️
Currently in-progress but on 2 different pcs, both running 2 different distros of Linux
You are rank #1,428 at level 9 with 4,121 experience. (29 left for the next level)
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youre harmless is all
All twinks are twins
Hey girl, I'm a cavediver and.....
Imma just check from time to time

the time of the runs?
Is there any good servers out there?
Been a while since ive played the game
I haven't felt like playing lately so like 2 days so far
good morning
you should be clapping
Lily! 
hello lily

ow sad
Should not be this desperate to get in on the action
Find your own like damn
Please clap. _Jeb
why is your profile black?
They are doing it for me
wait mine?
yeah
idk
It isn't black for me
racisimo!
that’s a you problem
ok now it's fixed
I thought you were upset for a second there
Also that is transparent not black, common fish lie
discord issue
IM NOT THE PROBLEM GUYS
or data issue
YOU ARE ALL THE PROBLEM
Skill issue actually
Psychofish
You are rank #1,426 at level 9 with 4,123 experience. (27 left for the next level)
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I only just realised their pfp is a fish. Earlier messages make more sense now-
omg yeah i’m going through my depressed bart phase
Their name is also ghoti
Imma just say verses from my favorite song for a while
Is that a... type of fish or something?
Lily if you wanna vent you know who to mssge 💙
dont hmu 💔⛓️💥🔪
only the real ones know
HAHA no i’m being silly :3
Gh as in tough, o as in women
oh ok
ti as in fiction
then fuck you then, bitch
<guitar intro>
die
WHOA THERE BUCKO
<3
what have i done to deserve this
Pounding at these prison walls, inside my mind
I just felt like being a bitch idk
Oh. Ok. The more you know?
Struggling to break free but I realize
Cheese
This information will come in handy in act 4, trust me
Pika what made you decide to start speaking?
I'm stuck here, shackled by this sense of purity
That tells me I can't do what you're expecting of me
Prounced
Every night I lie awake
Feeling like I'm just a mistake
This word predates you, fish
Oh, take a look at me
Oh, I see. I thought it was an elaborate haha hate women joke
I know I'm not the perfect boy you want me to be
H O W
Now i feel very stupid
Dare you to block fn
oh i was wondering
All I really need is room to breathe
i just thought it was like
because this pressure's killing me
?
damn
I feel like my gh as in tough, o as in women was basically what the image says so I'm so confused as to how “hate women” came across
You said "tough" "women" and that's all I took away
All my life, I've fought to win your validation
Petition for everyone to block fart nuts rn
its almost like no one else in this server was an insufferable armchair linguist at school
Always met with failure and humiliation
But I like fartnuts
Maybe I belong, here shackled in this place
Yet you knew too
My bio litteraly explains the joke you
i was him
whatever
Scaredycat
Where no one else can see I'm nothing but a disgrace
i don’t look at bio’s
Every night I lie in bed
Oh I thought you were making fun of me because I'm self-obsessed and think every message is talking about or to me
i would read 'advanced' books and ask my english teacher about them
Trying to escape from my head
okay well i did look at that one but it still didn’t make me remember the meme
also i was the head of the library council
so SHUT UP
women 🚬
See 😄
I don't think I was insufferable overall but I did have a period of time where I lost my voice and tried to communicate in very poor ASL, and I'm sure that part was annoying
i got to read all the spicy books that the library banned
You know I kid though <3
All I really need is some room to breathe
damn
we cringe at our younger selves
because this pressure's killing me
I saw that
<Musical intermission>
I'm beyond cringe, at least right now
Young me was a badass wym
So, take a look at me
I just look back and think “yikes” and move on p much
BORNNNN TO BE WILDDDDD
I know I'm not the perfect boy you push me to be
i would never block fartass, he's my cool online grandpa
Half of their face is literally in the other’s mouth
what did you do? Sneak out of class early? Go to bed 10 minutes late?
But I've found some clarity
that’s how i kiss wdym
My life's too precious to live shackled by insecurity
We are not normalizing lyric chatting I won't stand for it
You dislocate your bottom jaw?
if we aren’t consuming each other it’s not good
And now I'm breaking free
Lily casually eats her partners wtf?
eldritch god
No, I was a goodie two-shoes actually.
I was just really into pokemon and I think that's cool
i don’t have a “jaw”
I'm through with you and everybody hassling me
I can see that 🤭
Who I'm meant to be, I'm taking back control
What gave it away
The world ends with me
You are rank #1,417 at level 9 with 4,136 experience. (14 left for the next level)
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My pfp might suggest I still like pokemon
the name
A MINORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRERRRRRRRRR
Surely you aren't lyric chatting for XP
That's even worse
the children yearn for the mines
shifts eyes noooooo
The children, they yearn
what ?
Not the picture
worse than what
You're better than this
no he isn’t
Worse than lyric chatting for the heck of it
anyways dark souls 3 jumpscare
People will look at this image and go "hell yeah"
Okay but he could be
I LOVE CHILD LABOR!!!
hell yeah
Nah, it was a mix of both
This is when society knew how to put kids to work, ayup
I legit love that song, and want others to hear it but ik not everyone's gonna
Chat spam picks so another child can work in the mines
Don't do it chat

i like the song that goes, i must be the reason why, you must tell me all these lies
⛏️
You don't understand - they are smaller and can fit into tighter spaces. Children are literally made for the mines
they're dwarves irl
you guys are weird
a dilemma has come up
do i
a: get out of bed and get dressed and do something good like eat
b: bed rot for another 5 hours
Wjy do you think they try to grab things? They're reaching for the pickaxe ⛏️
gave what away
this gif just laggin so bad for me
If we give them beer they will become actual dwarves
Holy shit
oh shit
bed rotting it is
I just uncovered a conspiracy
german children
dwarves
Noooooo
OHN MEIN GOTT!!!
or c, frenchify, according to jaime
perhaps…perhaps NOT
Children aren't allowed to drink because they are secretly the most powerful beings in the universe - dwarves
Ew the French
oui oui i shit in the river etc…
C. dont care didnt ask
A lack of beer keeps them from achieving their true form
literally jump off a cliff

Chat we are feeding into lily's negative traits
im am the furious maxim
my aggression is unmatched
smh

Bonjour, mon ami. Tu hables ingles? Omelete du Fromage
Did you pass the exam
well don't bedrot for too long
i haven't done it yet
nah i’m getting up

which reminds me I should get out of my own bed
I changed my mind
chat we did it. We saved lily
Damn. I will die now.
holy jesus
same. choice z, Zebra
I realised they would shut up if I voted A-
(KIDDING)
LOOOL
yoinky the coinky

pikacu are you here to stay 🥺
ow
Plunger moment
I dont plan on dying if that is what you are asking
plungies get the wall
my speakers were at 45% and it still hurt
damn
We should dress up like vikings and get drunk on Christmas
The two options are very different
if only your user was the xp
stink what are you even working for anymore
Personally I would choose between bedrot and stand up and the rest comes after
DONT YOU DARE
im not working for anything
Let us drink to that 
Laugh at this man
We can all have historically accurate un-horned helmets 🫶
no fun
I would stand up with my blanket still on me. just like a cape, or those things kings wear?
When did your username become based? I thought it was some two digit number
72 or something
then fun having a Bertta-9 ;D
C'MERE NOW
I think it's 7 and 2 in binary
It's not
chikn
A smol gus
always was, you just didnt know the reference of the previous one
What is this level you speak of
10
I'll be needing this.
VERY SOON
I don't remember the number so idk whether I actually did & just didn't make the connection
is2g plungues cant read
nw
yoink that
i changed it with my pfp
I see
is that a headcrab sandwich. ngl that's looks so cool
is2g?
What
I
swear
to
god
:3
Internet Slop 2 Go
Sometimes I feel like I don't know how to speak English 💀
Well... Um...OKAY! 
IT IS TIME
Instinctively Sucked 2 Globules
HingaDingaDurgen
Charity for buying every plunger a reading lesson class (so they could finally read pz chat channels)
Axe gained through nefarious means
celebrate what?
In my defence, I am illiterate
yet you can read and write
- Pokémon fan
- literacy
choose one
How do we know that
Easily cured by reaching level 10
I don't- like- level 10? You tryna train me???
Sit
Remove that flushed emoji posthaste
I have a whole collection I can dm
Remove your trachea
I'm using it
Denied
Stop then?
Imma finally prove my 2014 pz claims now
This image could be doctored. To prove it for real you'll need to fly out to my location with a laptop
Or end yoi
Could be a bought steam account tho
Minor spelling error. You have lost.
omar are you a redditor
I'll verify with my in person check
The destiny of every goldfish is to be flushed.
I'm offended that you would even ask me this
Hes a redditor
I am not a redditor
"Verify" "in-person check" 😏
Discord is bad enough
Mods ban this user for sinful thoughts
Even gods bleed
hold on a sec imma just take a pic of my setup rq
I think only of the Union 🇪🇺
are you a European
What gave it away
The smell didn't help
The west has fallen
I'm worse than just a European
(now that I can send pictures heh)
Europa Invicta 🇪🇺
Don't say French don't say French
✊
I'm also..... ga- British. I'm British
🤮
gay?
They said British
Gay would be a positive, but British is not
A brit? Few of mates here on DC are Brits
🤮
indeed
Rest in rancid beans for being British
I'm the worst kind of British, too
I have the perfect meme for this
A speaking one
Here ya go. On my steam page, too.
Stim
🤤
Maybe don't dox yourself
I rate this setup 6/10 unwanted opinions
I've said where I was live for like a month now
I never said what street or house
who has phonebook at this day and era
You don't have to have one as long as it has you
You know I really worked hard getting that meme and no one commented on it 
It does look like ghoti is calling themselves that
ok enough gloating about me
British Ghoti
Ghoti and chips, even
I wanna tho
chumpity mumpity crisps
why are there no anime girls on your steam profile-
I also don't have any
Destroyer destroying
Luckily
dm me then
Legit answer:
Bc my friends used to be very anti-anime.
I'm anti anime and my friend is a diehard weeb
Some of them still are but less so
So otherwise you would have them there
He's my best friend
Well, shit happens 
I fw him
nah. I just don't like being overly out there with my interests
true. true
Gotta have that Glitch art Misd Neko 2 profile background
I do have some anime profile backgrounds tho
Why is that gif in braille
for the blind
Oh word
that is a good observation, and a good question
Well idk man 😔 look it up on the steam points shop or smth
true
hey thats me!
I hate anime!

i just hate like the demon slayer girl voices
could you like not be a squeaky toy please
jesus
uwu
that's furry not anime
Sean you didn't see what I said there
exactly
Mmm good game
feed them to the warg
Luxemburg? Just send henry of Skalitz after him.
(i dont play rimworld)
you also like rimworld?
(expensive)
real
rimworld
I do though
thats my friday nights
if you know what i mean
rimjob
Old friend played it religously. Ive dabbled
anyone play this
i just found a mushy brown substance on the bottom of my foot, and regardless of if it was chocolate or poop (i'm still not sure which), i'm equally alarmed by this discovery.
Oh shit
I know Hana used to play the "MMO"RPG version of it, called Kingdom of Loathing
I sold both my kidneys
ima be so rich
You still have a third one it's fiiine
Hiiii
No more kidneys no more stones
how's alice today?
idk why this is under "hello ominous"
But without the stones there can't be rock and stone 
You need at least one
Imma go play something now
audios
so eepy
Chicken 
the family of 4 watching as you eat their beloved dog named chicken:
no you actual ape (amically used) its an acronym
Absolutely necessary parenthesized text (that insult has racial connotations in case you didn't know)
Acronym for what
none ya business
Then I choose to call it a spelling error
and the universe chooses to disregard your existence as it always has
The universe did not exist before me and it will cease to exist when I am gone
amically
cease this child
your essence smells like saw dust
Your essence smells like France
i like the smell of saw dust
i like YOU
amically
It's Saturday you liar
It's Tuesday without the tues
There are no twos in Tuesday
That's the goal
Y'all ready to praise Thor today
i going to get more lemon cake
ill praise my nutsack for a glorious evening how about that
I'm going to sacrifice you to Poseidon
That's not very Thursday of either of you
did the greeks do that at any point
its firday
ill go praise the gods in PZ rq so i dont have the voices in my head for this night-
Well you said it's Saturday so
Okay are you ready to praise Frigg then
I'm gonna throw Omar into the castle of goofy happy fun time again
No no please no
its friday the weekend the real me comes alive
Are there command line options to run the game in windowed mode for Steam, instead of fullscreen?
yes yes
just use borderless window
i praise no one
but
someone
i cant make that joke here

where could I find a list of all the steam command line flags for PZ? including how to do borderless window
The PZ wiki
Try one of the PZ-specific channels, this one is free-for-all degeneracy.

Omar? More like balls
What the fuck.
oh hell yeah - thanks ... i am new to the game and didn't realize that was there
I'm here
Swearing bad, haram.
OMAR? More like (the doormat of agony and despair)
What do you want
No problem. For future reference you'll have better luck in #pz_b41_chat or #pz_b42_chat for PZ questions
don't let vex know they'll be jealous
I don't like vex
bro
They are annoying
aw come on
Beef initiated
I like pork better
Didn't they say they're cool w that sort of joke or am I misremembering
oh yeah dw it was just insane
I made sure
This is fair
Mods can we please ban ghoti
What on earth is the uwumar post
HAHAHAH
tell me more about this stink
ill get it

I think Leon deleted that of his own volition if that happened
I have no memory of this
give me 10 minutes fellas
🧐
Omar call 912
What's 912
Sorry, 9111
whats vro on about
I remember fartface saying uwumar a long while back so it truly has been scrubbed 🧐
What conspiracy is this
No response
Sorry my phone was silenced
there is no command line option listed on the wiki for making it not full screen ... what is command line arg in steam for borderless window / windowed mode?
There may not be one
I imagine it may exist in the Java args (in the JSON file) but I am ✨ lazy ✨
So I once again recommend asking in a PZ chat
What is a project Zomboid
omar lazymaxxing
Very true
sleeppilled
In bed cozy
snoozecell
I'm visiting my hometown and I exhausted all my clean clothes so I'm wearing swim trunks while they're in the wash
It is below freezing outside. It is not swim trunks weather. How silly.
I guess I do
How else will I take a picture of the ghoti
Omar's phone is microwave proof I tried it before
Oh I remember now
indeed
Oh was this similar to my dragqueen arc?
no
I never embraced it
Do you guys remember when I stole Omar's skin
you weren't even there stink
Yeah that was extremely uncool of you
omar doesnt have skin
I don't think you were there
I only borrowed it
i can still tell its not the same '
But I heard about it
But I borrowed it I returned it only slightly damaged a few weeks layer
none of your fucking business fishboy
My ears are ringing omar is near
im not going to question this
but its funny to see omar and that word in the same sentence
Oh no she's here
Smart washing machine. Smart dryer. What? What the fuck? Why would I want these to be smart. They have a single purpose, distributed between them. It's simple. You wash. You dry. Why should I have to press a power button to open the door of a washing machine. You wash. You do not deny me access to my clean clothes based on your access to power. We are granting too much authority to these machines.
Agreed
Jenny is so real for that I hope she finds you and beats you up
Folks, let me tell you, the base set of Pokémon TCG, the original, the classic, it’s the best. It’s the best, believe me. You’ve got your Charizards, your Blastoises, your Venusaurs, all the greats. They’re iconic, absolutely iconic. Kids today, they don’t know. They don’t understand how amazing the base set was.
Mine was off the dome how dare you
i dont waste my time with this
Im surprised no one here is talking about the fact that in order to get to Mars in 30 seconds, as the band suggests, you would need to travel at around 7.67 million miles a second. This is 27,612 million miles an hour. A trained fighter pilot can handle 9Gs of acceleration but will not survive 6Gs of sustained force. Ignoring this discrepancy and assuming a person can survive 9gs of sustained force roughly translates to around 198 feet per second. To get up to the speeds required, it would take 139,454.55 seconds or around 38.77 hours. This is only for acceleration. When we account for deceleration, this would take 77.54 hours. Three days around, not 30 seconds. If you would go to Mars seconds. I dont know the details, but what I do know is that you would be dead. These calculations are not entirely accurate and can be debated over. What is beyond debate, however, is that there is no way under normal circumstances that a human can travel 30 seconds to Mars and live to tell the details. It can be argued that they never promised to send you to Mars alive. No reasonable human would assume this however. They assume, reasonably, that the trip would be safe to some degree. At the very least, survivable. This band must be held for criminal charges. Criminal misconduct, false advertisement, and the harm they have and can potentially give to countless future families are only a few crimes this criminal organization has caused. Justice cannot be served until these executioners have been tired in a court of law and been sentenced to life imprisonment, or even death.
I was just sharing my disdain for the experience I just went through
Dunkin
What does it run on
Donuts
I prefer you without skin
cambrie must have woken up on the wrong side of the bed today 😒
Or she's just feeling very Rihanna
I've taken to just assuming celebrities have some horrible controversy I don't yet know about, therefore I don't express support to maintain my pristine public image
I have to stay clean if I'm going to be God-King someday
rihanna definitely has some shit in her diaper
ARTIST: TAK x Sobrem
オンゲキ外部出力全部入り
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLG28hxjjT9p2mf0CiDzn3PMIvwauHcDDX
オンゲキ再生リスト色々
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtRnC9m8l0AleKgafzmBf5g/playlists
I prefer my sandwiches without Omar in them
And this is why I assume and it doesn't make an ass in me
Couldn’t just be that I just heard a Rihanna song and thought “I’m going to speak in Rihanna gifs for the next 30 minutes”
Clearly not trying to become God-Queen
ass in you
Pitiful, to have aspirations lower than that
that would take some effort
I said what I said
you know even in the books the 'god-king' or 'god-emporer' of dune did so to be overthrown
I didn't read or watch dune
you cant read
My aspirations are separate
he literally became the worst monster imaginable intentionally
And?
Dont spoil it vro
I wouldn't do that though bc I'm awesome
man I want some soviet camo gear
Absolute power corrupts except for me
the autist in me demands it
Omar was, in fact, not awesome
cant spare £100 for a repro atm though
i have issues with that since it make it seem like people are power are somehow 'helping' the oppressed which is wrong
but
Hey Froggy
the fans are ignorant
Simply be rich
hello
im trying bro
Which of Henry's band of jolly men do you like?
going in a negative direction on my cash flow atm
Try harder. Sigma grindset doesn't sleep
Cant win them all
its been forever since i played that dlc
If you aren't working 24/7 until you feel like your brain is going to explode you're not a real sigma
but omar does 😴
Not that one, the one we have now
Idk how far you've gotten in the game
But have you made it to kuttenburg
oh you mean devils lot
Yeh
i thought you meant kcd1 band
I've never understood this gesture
whos taht guy who teaches you longsword
i forgot his name
Adder is my favorite
besides zizka hes my favourite
It must just be a learned thing but it just feels so strange to express what it expresses
I know it's all arbitrary but that feels especially so
Zizka has awesome gear and a very nice mustache
are you autistic and cant read facial expressions
If anyone can rock a mustache, it's him
zizka is a badass irl
Answer to first question is likely but not diagnosed, answer to second is it depends
That is, I can for the most part
Oh yeah, I forgot each character is an actual person
why cant she become my wife
Actor or whatevs
yeah most
no i mean
She can be your wife in your heart
Id be supised to find a single non autsic person on this god forsaken server
a real historical figure
zizka was a badass guy who lived in the 14th century
hes the undefeated general
Something about genchat
or at least nuro spicy
he went blind at some point and still won every battle
He went from Captain to general
Damn
Which is funny considering most of his plans fuck up in the game
legit one of the best leaders to ever exist irl
If he was so good then why is he dead
cant outtactics the plague
He has the best drip
That's an L I'd win
Sword and shield and switches to mace is a cool move
i think you should go and get the plague
Maybe I will
hes pretty cool ingame too
Btw I got his mace and shield, he got knocked unconscious in battle and dropped it, I stole it so quickly.
too bad every main character (almost) dont wear helmets so you onetap em
well, you onetap em anyway but still
yeah i also got them
he left me to 1v7
Yeah, I do wish armored actually mattered
Is this kingdom comes
armour definitely changes things but henry is too strong
Master strikes and combos seems to bypass armor and affect enemy health directly
i deliberately stopped using swords because they just end enemies in a few hits
I tried the first one for like 30 minutes but it didn't capture my attention. Is it worth giving a fairer shot
I woke up again
now im trying to struggle through with polearms and heavy weapons, and you really have to think tactically cause enemies block every damn hit
kcd2 is much easier to get into than kcd1
I forgot to refund it so I prob will eventually, just wondering thoughts
Me too, I tried mace, but since you can't master strike with them, enemies just keep perfect blocking me or master striking me back.
so if you want to get into one kcd2 is easier
kcd1 is still very good on its own terms though
So what I end up doing is bait out attacks while I hold a heavy attack or feint
but kcd2 is a bigger better polished kcd1
Since I already have the first one I think I'd try getting into it & see if it's my cup of tea
But that's fair thank u
yeah perfect blocking every damn hit is annoying, but at least you can avoid masterstrikes now
Usually works, but even one target takes time with anything other than a sword, so if you're outnumbered, the fight is gonna last a little too long
as long as you dont attack from the opposite direction at someone holding a sword they cant masterstrike you
i love siberian dumplings
i found dodging to be effective with heavy weapons and polearms
It feels like we're dancing, just going back and forth between perfect blocks
more so than just blocking
Once I dodged an attack and countered, the enemy managed to master strike me with his back turned against me
His head did a 180
yeah its super annoying how they magnetise to you when attacking
And bros body twisted
especially since you cant do the same
I leaped over a rock with a large gap in between, they tractor beamed towards me while they were attacking me and killed me mid air
chivalry 2?
They just levitate towards you, it's funny
at least its not as egregious as it was in kcd1
Truly
king dom cum deliverance 2
Cum Kingdom Delivery 2
Honestly the magnetization and free masterstrikes are so fucking rage inducing
theres an easter egg when npc says kingdom come
My henry looks good, I just wish I had Skalitz colors or Rattay colors
I'm becoming a crossbow main now
he adds deliverance too
at least masterstrikes arent nearly as bad now
And when a Glock mod comes out, u bet ur ass that's gonna be my playstyle
only swords can do them and only if you attack them from the opposite side
Tell that to getting combo locked in a 2v1 10+ fights in a row
Kinda hard to counter too when the game never tells you it's happening or how to counter
well you dont counter masterstrikes
The master strikes can be avoided, but not perfect blocks. To avoid a master strike, don't attack the opposite direction your opponents weapons is. If his weapon is on the left side, don't attack from the right.
you just dont give them an opportunity to execute them
my main issue arent swordsmen, its anyone with a shield
You can counter them happening, but that implies the game tells you they even can happen
And yeah, shields are annoying
pretty sure tomcat tells you about them
just go around the shield
The perpetual perfect block slap fight is fucking obnoxious
there are issues with the game not telling you stuff like dodging though
It is
I haven't taken the time to fight him to learn it, and I think I just won't just to spite the game at this point
What's the point of combos if you can barely manage even ONE.
issue is if i dodge around someone and have their back to me henry decides to take a few seconds before i can swing
They die before you finish a combo anyways
might play some original Stalker today
Henry too OP
I bought the original trilogy last week
All my homies say "just masterstrike" yeah bro, lemme master strike with my fucking axe that doesn't get masterstrike rq
funni enuf i think combos are harder to do now compared to the first game lol
welcome to the zone fellow zozo
maybe just a longsword issue
why did i think that was jamaican
Prob cause the infinite perfblock prevents them from even starting
To do one polearm combo, you need to hit 4 strikes uninterrupted. Wild...
image of zozo
i found them easier personally
Funny noodle
mainly because every fucker on the planet could masterstrike in kcd1
I hated that
so i could never get more than 2 hits in before eating metal
I downloaded a mod that disabled that
zee was the snake that tricked Eve
makes sense
masterstrike is too much of an i win button anyway
i try not to use it unless im really up against it
At least in KDC2 you can tell someone can master strike by looking at their gear
like in a 1v6+
That's the other reason I don't rly care to learn it
I purposefully don't wear a helmet or chest plate
I just drink an aesop potion to reduce the damage I take
Not an aesop
no ballz
The uh... i forgot
i got into combat with my noble fit
Aquilles?
Is there a reason to do this?
i go helmetless in main quests mostly bcs cut scenes
minimize discomfort and heat
Cause with full plate, plus the fact I can almost one shot everyone with a single master strike, I want to feel like I'm in danger by not being well equipped.
Icic
My henry looks good though
america
not on my puter to show off mein heinrich guh
If only kcd2 had a female protaganist
if only it had gay
i know this one guy that declares bankruptcy and starts up a new company right after and he does on repeat
is it racist that i'm hesitant to hire a guy with a "masters degree in material science and technology of new materials" from a russian college for a software testing job in america?
wallah
hes white
ermmmm acksually
oh???
acksually
iono that degree just screams "i'm going to get a job with a major company so i can steal secrets from them." to me
why?
too much call of duty MW 3
he's literally the russians
he went to a russian college
rus
my only experience with russians is that they like to steal
and he has a degree in computer science and another degree in "material science and new materials"
aint no way thas real
dude stared at me for a full minute
i fucking hate material science
and he wants a job that will give him a lot of unrestricted access to a company that has big contracts with defense contractors
He wants your Henry
f
He be pulling your Radzig when he should've Kobyla
complicated makes me excited

