#general_chat

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plush cobalt
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Watch it still be at 44

stark dragon
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683

hardy muralBOT
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You are rank #1,435 at level 9 with 4,109 experience. (41 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 95%

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dstroyer11 is rank #1,435 at level 9 with 4,109 experience. (41 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 95%

dim cloak
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aw

toxic relic
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hahah

dim cloak
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still

toxic relic
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theres a cap each minute

dim cloak
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I'm getting there.

stark dragon
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I was close

potent venture
livid notch
plush cobalt
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Plus idt it's always 1xp, it's a range

dim cloak
plush cobalt
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And the range minimum is less than 1

neat moat
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why are we all laughing

plush cobalt
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Ahahahaha

dim cloak
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I thought every post was 1 xp. clearly not

potent venture
livid notch
plush cobalt
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Cheating at a meaningless game is pissing into the ocean

dim cloak
stark dragon
dim cloak
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Once I hit it.

potent venture
dim cloak
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The final post

plush cobalt
dim cloak
quasi slate
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imagine if multiplayer 😔

toxic relic
plush cobalt
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We CANNOT even THINK about pz here

plush cobalt
quasi slate
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we got ocean pissers in this chat?

dim cloak
stark dragon
toxic relic
fathom igloo
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Eww

potent venture
plush cobalt
dim cloak
quasi slate
toxic relic
potent venture
toxic relic
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im a certified ocean pisser

toxic relic
stark dragon
plush cobalt
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Who on earth provides certification for that

toxic relic
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the guy that watched me

potent venture
dim cloak
plush cobalt
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He's worse

neat moat
toxic relic
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he told me he would certify me if he could watch

last spoke
neat moat
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asshole

potent venture
dim cloak
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I don't remember or have all the pz runs btw

last spoke
toxic relic
toxic relic
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the ocean is full of excretions

neat moat
dim cloak
toxic relic
neat moat
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you said it tasted better ever since then so

potent venture
quasi slate
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i dont know if these people here are ready to know how many people pee in the ocean water a year

plush cobalt
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Mods take away fartnuts' speaking privileges again

toxic relic
dim cloak
toxic relic
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im an honest man

potent venture
toxic relic
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thats my heart of the cards

plush cobalt
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You can't dora the explorer me

neat moat
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Why have you told all the twins to stop except me?

Am I too powerful 👁️ 👁️

dim cloak
hardy muralBOT
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You are rank #1,428 at level 9 with 4,121 experience. (29 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 96%

neat moat
dim cloak
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Imma just check from time to time

toxic relic
dim cloak
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when

violet cliff
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Is there any good servers out there?

violet cliff
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Been a while since ive played the game

livid notch
dim cloak
worldly forum
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good morning

dim cloak
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I'm almost to lvl 10

toxic relic
livid notch
worldly forum
plush cobalt
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Find your own like damn

dim cloak
neat moat
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why is your profile black?

livid notch
worldly forum
neat moat
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yeah

worldly forum
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idk

neat moat
plush cobalt
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It isn't black for me

dim cloak
worldly forum
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that’s a you problem

neat moat
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ok now it's fixed

stark dragon
neat moat
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I thought you were upset for a second there

plush cobalt
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Also that is transparent not black, common fish lie

toxic relic
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discord issue

neat moat
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IM NOT THE PROBLEM GUYS

toxic relic
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or data issue

neat moat
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YOU ARE ALL THE PROBLEM

plush cobalt
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Skill issue actually

dim cloak
hardy muralBOT
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You are rank #1,426 at level 9 with 4,123 experience. (27 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 96%

stark dragon
worldly forum
dim cloak
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Imma just say verses from my favorite song for a while

stark dragon
neat moat
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Lily if you wanna vent you know who to mssge 💙

quasi slate
worldly forum
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dont hmu 💔⛓️‍💥🔪

only the real ones know

worldly forum
plush cobalt
neat moat
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oh ok

plush cobalt
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ti as in fiction

neat moat
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then fuck you then, bitch

dim cloak
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<guitar intro>

neat moat
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die

worldly forum
neat moat
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<3

worldly forum
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what have i done to deserve this

dim cloak
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Pounding at these prison walls, inside my mind

neat moat
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I just felt like being a bitch idk

stark dragon
dim cloak
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Struggling to break free but I realize

stark dragon
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Cheese

plush cobalt
neat moat
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Pika what made you decide to start speaking?

toxic relic
dim cloak
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I'm stuck here, shackled by this sense of purity

fathom igloo
dim cloak
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That tells me I can't do what you're expecting of me

plush cobalt
dim cloak
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Every night I lie awake

neat moat
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Oh wait were people explaining my joke?

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I didnt even realize it

dim cloak
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Feeling like I'm just a mistake

plush cobalt
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This word predates you, fish

dim cloak
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Oh, take a look at me

stark dragon
# toxic relic

Oh, I see. I thought it was an elaborate haha hate women joke

dim cloak
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I know I'm not the perfect boy you want me to be

rapid goblet
fathom igloo
worldly forum
dim cloak
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All I really need is room to breathe

worldly forum
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i just thought it was like

dim cloak
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because this pressure's killing me

neat moat
worldly forum
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weird shortened goldfish

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somehow

toxic relic
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damn

plush cobalt
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I feel like my gh as in tough, o as in women was basically what the image says so I'm so confused as to how “hate women” came across

stark dragon
dim cloak
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All my life, I've fought to win your validation

fathom igloo
toxic relic
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its almost like no one else in this server was an insufferable armchair linguist at school

dim cloak
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Always met with failure and humiliation

neat moat
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But I like fartnuts

dim cloak
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Maybe I belong, here shackled in this place

toxic relic
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thanks bro

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i think youre cool too

neat moat
toxic relic
neat moat
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whatever

fathom igloo
dim cloak
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Where no one else can see I'm nothing but a disgrace

worldly forum
dim cloak
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Every night I lie in bed

plush cobalt
# toxic relic i was him

Oh I thought you were making fun of me because I'm self-obsessed and think every message is talking about or to me

toxic relic
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i would read 'advanced' books and ask my english teacher about them

dim cloak
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Trying to escape from my head

worldly forum
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okay well i did look at that one but it still didn’t make me remember the meme

toxic relic
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also i was the head of the library council

worldly forum
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so SHUT UP

neat moat
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women 🚬

dim cloak
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oh, take a look at me

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I know I'm not the perfect boy you want me to be

stark dragon
plush cobalt
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I don't think I was insufferable overall but I did have a period of time where I lost my voice and tried to communicate in very poor ASL, and I'm sure that part was annoying

toxic relic
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i got to read all the spicy books that the library banned

neat moat
dim cloak
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All I really need is some room to breathe

fathom igloo
toxic relic
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we cringe at our younger selves

dim cloak
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because this pressure's killing me

worldly forum
fathom igloo
dim cloak
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<Musical intermission>

plush cobalt
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I'm beyond cringe, at least right now

stark dragon
dim cloak
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So, take a look at me

plush cobalt
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I just look back and think “yikes” and move on p much

worldly forum
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BORNNNN TO BE WILDDDDD

dim cloak
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I know I'm not the perfect boy you push me to be

toxic hawk
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i would never block fartass, he's my cool online grandpa

fathom igloo
neat moat
dim cloak
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But I've found some clarity

worldly forum
dim cloak
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My life's too precious to live shackled by insecurity

plush cobalt
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We are not normalizing lyric chatting I won't stand for it

fathom igloo
worldly forum
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if we aren’t consuming each other it’s not good

dim cloak
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And now I'm breaking free

neat moat
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Lily casually eats her partners wtf?

worldly forum
stark dragon
worldly forum
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i don’t have a “jaw”

dim cloak
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I'm through with you and everybody hassling me

dim cloak
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Who I'm meant to be, I'm taking back control

plush cobalt
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What gave it away

dim cloak
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The world ends with me

hardy muralBOT
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You are rank #1,417 at level 9 with 4,136 experience. (14 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 98%

stark dragon
neat moat
worldly forum
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A MINORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRERRRRRRRRR

plush cobalt
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That's even worse

toxic hawk
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more productive

worldly forum
dim cloak
stark dragon
toxic hawk
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what ?

plush cobalt
fathom igloo
dim cloak
plush cobalt
worldly forum
plush cobalt
toxic hawk
neat moat
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People will look at this image and go "hell yeah"

plush cobalt
worldly forum
rapid goblet
dim cloak
plush cobalt
dim cloak
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I legit love that song, and want others to hear it but ik not everyone's gonna

neat moat
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Chat spam picks so another child can work in the mines

plush cobalt
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Don't do it chat

worldly forum
toxic hawk
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i like the song that goes, i must be the reason why, you must tell me all these lies

fathom igloo
stark dragon
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⛏️

rapid goblet
neat moat
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they're dwarves irl

toxic hawk
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you guys are weird

worldly forum
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a dilemma has come up

do i

a: get out of bed and get dressed and do something good like eat

b: bed rot for another 5 hours

stark dragon
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Wjy do you think they try to grab things? They're reaching for the pickaxe ⛏️

toxic relic
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gave what away

dim cloak
rapid goblet
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Holy shit

toxic relic
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oh shit

worldly forum
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bed rotting it is

rapid goblet
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I just uncovered a conspiracy

worldly forum
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dwarves

neat moat
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Noooooo

worldly forum
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OHN MEIN GOTT!!!

neat moat
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lily go eeeeaaaatttt

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consume

dim cloak
worldly forum
rapid goblet
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Children aren't allowed to drink because they are secretly the most powerful beings in the universe - dwarves

stark dragon
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Ew the French

worldly forum
rapid goblet
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A lack of beer keeps them from achieving their true form

worldly forum
toxic relic
neat moat
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Chat we are feeding into lily's negative traits

onyx igloo
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im am the furious maxim

worldly forum
neat moat
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smh

loud pumice
dim cloak
rapid goblet
neat moat
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well don't bedrot for too long

onyx igloo
worldly forum
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nah i’m getting up

onyx igloo
neat moat
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which reminds me I should get out of my own bed

neat moat
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chat we did it. We saved lily

hardy muralBOT
rapid goblet
potent venture
dim cloak
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same. choice z, Zebra

loud pumice
hardy muralBOT
stark dragon
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I realised they would shut up if I voted A-

(KIDDING)

hardy muralBOT
potent venture
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LOOOL

dim cloak
loud pumice
neat moat
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pikacu are you here to stay 🥺

livid notch
dim cloak
rapid goblet
stark dragon
neat moat
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plungies get the wall

dim cloak
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my speakers were at 45% and it still hurt

hardy muralBOT
toxic relic
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damn

loud pumice
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We should dress up like vikings and get drunk on Christmas

plush cobalt
dim cloak
neat moat
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stink what are you even working for anymore

plush cobalt
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Personally I would choose between bedrot and stand up and the rest comes after

potent venture
toxic relic
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im not working for anything

loud pumice
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Let us drink to that 3sDrunken

rapid goblet
stark dragon
dim cloak
plush cobalt
plush cobalt
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72 or something

potent venture
dim cloak
plush cobalt
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It's not

onyx igloo
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chikn

toxic relic
stark dragon
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What is this level you speak of

neat moat
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10

dim cloak
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VERY SOON

plush cobalt
neat moat
toxic relic
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nw

hardy muralBOT
toxic relic
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i changed it with my pfp

plush cobalt
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I see

dim cloak
stark dragon
neat moat
plush cobalt
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Internet Slop 2 Go

stark dragon
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Sometimes I feel like I don't know how to speak English 💀

loud pumice
dim cloak
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IT IS TIME

rapid goblet
loud pumice
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HingaDingaDurgen

livid notch
dim cloak
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Imma celebrate for a bit don't mind me

plush cobalt
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Axe gained through nefarious means

neat moat
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celebrate what?

stark dragon
toxic relic
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yet you can read and write

neat moat
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  • Pokémon fan
  • literacy
    choose one
plush cobalt
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How do we know that

rapid goblet
stark dragon
neat moat
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Roll over

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play dead

plush cobalt
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Remove that flushed emoji posthaste

toxic hawk
neat moat
toxic hawk
plush cobalt
toxic hawk
rapid goblet
dim cloak
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Imma finally prove my 2014 pz claims now

plush cobalt
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This image could be doctored. To prove it for real you'll need to fly out to my location with a laptop

stark dragon
plush cobalt
neat moat
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omar are you a redditor

plush cobalt
rapid goblet
plush cobalt
toxic relic
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omar getting dragged through the mud today

neat moat
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Hes a redditor

plush cobalt
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I am not a redditor

stark dragon
plush cobalt
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Discord is bad enough

plush cobalt
neat moat
dim cloak
stark dragon
neat moat
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are you a European

stark dragon
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What gave it away

neat moat
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The smell didn't help

plush cobalt
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Silence falls over the chat

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A European is in our midst

neat moat
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The west has fallen

stark dragon
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I'm worse than just a European

dim cloak
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(now that I can send pictures heh)

naive flicker
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Europa Invicta 🇪🇺

plush cobalt
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Don't say French don't say French

naive flicker
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stark dragon
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I'm also..... ga- British. I'm British

plush cobalt
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🤮

toxic relic
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gay?

plush cobalt
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They said British

toxic relic
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sad

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gay wouldve been + rep with me

plush cobalt
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Gay would be a positive, but British is not

naive flicker
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A brit? Few of mates here on DC are Brits

plush cobalt
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🤮

toxic relic
rapid goblet
stark dragon
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I'm the worst kind of British, too

neat moat
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I have the perfect meme for this

plush cobalt
dim cloak
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Here ya go. On my steam page, too.

naive flicker
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Stim

naive flicker
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🤤

stark dragon
rapid goblet
dim cloak
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I never said what street or house

plush cobalt
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He doesn't know we can check the phonebook for dstroyer11

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What a fool!

dim cloak
plush cobalt
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You don't have to have one as long as it has you

neat moat
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You know I really worked hard getting that meme and no one commented on it unhappy

plush cobalt
dim cloak
# neat moat

I love that it's pointing to your axe on my screen

plush cobalt
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It does look like ghoti is calling themselves that

neat moat
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ok enough gloating about me

plush cobalt
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British Ghoti

plush cobalt
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Ghoti and chips, even

dim cloak
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I wanna tho

uncut salmon
naive flicker
neat moat
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chumpity mumpity crisps

stark dragon
naive flicker
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I also don't have any

fleet marten
naive flicker
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Luckily

fleet marten
dim cloak
naive flicker
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I'm anti anime and my friend is a diehard weeb

dim cloak
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Some of them still are but less so

plush cobalt
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So otherwise you would have them there

naive flicker
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Well, shit happens zombie
I fw him

dim cloak
plush cobalt
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Then it was not a legit answer 😡

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Mods ban this user for Lying

dim cloak
stark dragon
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Gotta have that Glitch art Misd Neko 2 profile background

plush cobalt
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Why is that gif in braille

onyx igloo
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for the blind

plush cobalt
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Oh word

dim cloak
stark dragon
dim cloak
neat moat
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I hate anime!

stark dragon
onyx igloo
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i just hate like the demon slayer girl voices

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could you like not be a squeaky toy please

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jesus

neat moat
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uwu

dim cloak
neat moat
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Sean you didn't see what I said there

neat moat
onyx igloo
stark dragon
neat moat
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feed them to the warg

dim cloak
onyx igloo
neat moat
onyx igloo
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(expensive)

neat moat
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real

toxic relic
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rimworld

neat moat
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I do though

toxic relic
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thats my friday nights

toxic relic
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if you know what i mean

neat moat
stark dragon
candid patio
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i just found a mushy brown substance on the bottom of my foot, and regardless of if it was chocolate or poop (i'm still not sure which), i'm equally alarmed by this discovery.

onyx igloo
dim cloak
neat moat
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I sold both my kidneys

neat moat
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ima be so rich

rapid goblet
neat moat
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No more kidneys no more stones

neat moat
rapid goblet
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You need at least one

fair yacht
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Almost time to go home

neat moat
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long day?

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or you traveling?

neat moat
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audios

karmic jetty
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so eepy

livid notch
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Chicken Eatin

neat moat
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the family of 4 watching as you eat their beloved dog named chicken:

plush cobalt
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Absolutely necessary parenthesized text (that insult has racial connotations in case you didn't know)

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Acronym for what

toxic hawk
plush cobalt
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Then I choose to call it a spelling error

toxic hawk
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and the universe chooses to disregard your existence as it always has

plush cobalt
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The universe did not exist before me and it will cease to exist when I am gone

toxic hawk
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you're not even real, you don't exist

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you're a theory

toxic relic
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amically

plush cobalt
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Existing is a faux pas anyway

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I'm more of an essence guy

toxic relic
toxic hawk
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your essence smells like saw dust

plush cobalt
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Your essence smells like France

toxic relic
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i like the smell of saw dust

toxic hawk
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i like YOU

toxic hawk
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amically

toxic relic
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i like you too

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amicably

plush cobalt
narrow rune
plush cobalt
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There are no twos in Tuesday

toxic hawk
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never has moe been in this chat and i felt happiness

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its always dread

narrow rune
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That's the goal

plush cobalt
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Y'all ready to praise Thor today

toxic relic
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i going to get more lemon cake

toxic relic
narrow rune
plush cobalt
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That's not very Thursday of either of you

toxic relic
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did the greeks do that at any point

toxic relic
potent venture
narrow rune
plush cobalt
narrow rune
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I'm gonna throw Omar into the castle of goofy happy fun time again

plush cobalt
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No no please no

toxic relic
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its friday the weekend the real me comes alive

smoky junco
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Are there command line options to run the game in windowed mode for Steam, instead of fullscreen?

narrow rune
toxic hawk
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just use borderless window

toxic relic
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but

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someone

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i cant make that joke here

smoky junco
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where could I find a list of all the steam command line flags for PZ? including how to do borderless window

void narwhal
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Try one of the PZ-specific channels, this one is free-for-all degeneracy.

livid notch
plush cobalt
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Look up server options or command line options on there

neat moat
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Omar? More like balls

plush cobalt
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What the fuck.

smoky junco
void narwhal
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Swearing bad, haram.

narrow rune
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OMAR? More like (the doormat of agony and despair)

velvet pebble
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What do you want

plush cobalt
plush cobalt
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I swear

narrow rune
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I got my skin back guys

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Most of it anyways

neat moat
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don't let vex know they'll be jealous

narrow rune
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I don't like vex

toxic relic
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bro

narrow rune
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They are annoying

neat moat
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aw come on

plush cobalt
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Beef initiated

narrow rune
plush cobalt
# toxic relic bro

Didn't they say they're cool w that sort of joke or am I misremembering

neat moat
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yeah

toxic relic
neat moat
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I made sure

plush cobalt
neat moat
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Omar? More like

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uh

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balls?

plush cobalt
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Mods can we please ban ghoti

toxic relic
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i remember when omar made leon delete the uwumar post

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i spent 10 minutes on that

plush cobalt
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What on earth is the uwumar post

toxic relic
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HAHAHAH

neat moat
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tell me more about this stink

toxic relic
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ill get it

livid notch
plush cobalt
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I think Leon deleted that of his own volition if that happened

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I have no memory of this

toxic relic
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give me 10 minutes fellas

plush cobalt
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🧐

narrow rune
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Omar call 912

plush cobalt
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What's 912

neat moat
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Omars memory banks have been raided

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any mention of the uwumar has been deleted

narrow rune
neat moat
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whats vro on about

plush cobalt
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I remember fartface saying uwumar a long while back so it truly has been scrubbed 🧐

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What conspiracy is this

plush cobalt
narrow rune
smoky junco
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there is no command line option listed on the wiki for making it not full screen ... what is command line arg in steam for borderless window / windowed mode?

narrow rune
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Omar what's your least favorite word

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and why is it Omar

plush cobalt
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I imagine it may exist in the Java args (in the JSON file) but I am ✨ lazy ✨

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So I once again recommend asking in a PZ chat

narrow rune
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What is a project Zomboid

neat moat
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omar lazymaxxing

plush cobalt
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Very true

neat moat
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sleeppilled

plush cobalt
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In bed cozy

neat moat
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snoozecell

narrow rune
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Boiling coffee blast!!!

plush cobalt
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I'm visiting my hometown and I exhausted all my clean clothes so I'm wearing swim trunks while they're in the wash

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It is below freezing outside. It is not swim trunks weather. How silly.

narrow rune
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well you have to go swimming now

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It's required by law

plush cobalt
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I guess I do

neat moat
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Don't bring your phone on the water

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I did that one time

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it ended well

plush cobalt
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How else will I take a picture of the ghoti

narrow rune
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Omar's phone is microwave proof I tried it before

toxic relic
plush cobalt
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Oh I remember now

toxic relic
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indeed

neat moat
toxic relic
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no

plush cobalt
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I never embraced it

narrow rune
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Do you guys remember when I stole Omar's skin

neat moat
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you weren't even there stink

plush cobalt
toxic relic
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omar doesnt have skin

narrow rune
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I only borrowed it

toxic relic
plush cobalt
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But I heard about it

narrow rune
neat moat
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ok what was it like

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was omar a yiff?

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Causing a ruckus

toxic relic
#

none of your fucking business fishboy

narrow rune
#

My ears are ringing omar is near

toxic relic
#

but its funny to see omar and that word in the same sentence

fathom igloo
narrow rune
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I'm innocent

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It's Omar's fault again

fathom igloo
neat moat
#

Oh no she's here

fathom igloo
plush cobalt
#

Smart washing machine. Smart dryer. What? What the fuck? Why would I want these to be smart. They have a single purpose, distributed between them. It's simple. You wash. You dry. Why should I have to press a power button to open the door of a washing machine. You wash. You do not deny me access to my clean clothes based on your access to power. We are granting too much authority to these machines.

plush cobalt
narrow rune
neat moat
#

jennay

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why won't you love may jennay

toxic relic
neat moat
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Oh were sending copypastas now?

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Let me send one homemade

fathom igloo
plush cobalt
#

Mine was off the dome how dare you

toxic relic
#

i dont waste my time with this

neat moat
#

Im surprised no one here is talking about the fact that in order to get to Mars in 30 seconds, as the band suggests, you would need to travel at around 7.67 million miles a second. This is 27,612 million miles an hour. A trained fighter pilot can handle 9Gs of acceleration but will not survive 6Gs of sustained force. Ignoring this discrepancy and assuming a person can survive 9gs of sustained force roughly translates to around 198 feet per second. To get up to the speeds required, it would take 139,454.55 seconds or around 38.77 hours. This is only for acceleration. When we account for deceleration, this would take 77.54 hours. Three days around, not 30 seconds. If you would go to Mars seconds. I dont know the details, but what I do know is that you would be dead. These calculations are not entirely accurate and can be debated over. What is beyond debate, however, is that there is no way under normal circumstances that a human can travel 30 seconds to Mars and live to tell the details. It can be argued that they never promised to send you to Mars alive. No reasonable human would assume this however. They assume, reasonably, that the trip would be safe to some degree. At the very least, survivable. This band must be held for criminal charges. Criminal misconduct, false advertisement, and the harm they have and can potentially give to countless future families are only a few crimes this criminal organization has caused. Justice cannot be served until these executioners have been tired in a court of law and been sentenced to life imprisonment, or even death.

plush cobalt
#

I was just sharing my disdain for the experience I just went through

plush cobalt
narrow rune
plush cobalt
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Donuts

narrow rune
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I prefer you without skin

neat moat
#

all meat

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no bones

fathom igloo
neat moat
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cambrie must have woken up on the wrong side of the bed today 😒

plush cobalt
#

Or she's just feeling very Rihanna

fathom igloo
plush cobalt
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I've taken to just assuming celebrities have some horrible controversy I don't yet know about, therefore I don't express support to maintain my pristine public image

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I have to stay clean if I'm going to be God-King someday

toxic relic
#

rihanna definitely has some shit in her diaper

narrow rune
#

I prefer my sandwiches without Omar in them

plush cobalt
fathom igloo
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Couldn’t just be that I just heard a Rihanna song and thought “I’m going to speak in Rihanna gifs for the next 30 minutes”

plush cobalt
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Clearly not trying to become God-Queen

plush cobalt
#

Pitiful, to have aspirations lower than that

toxic relic
#

that would take some effort

plush cobalt
toxic relic
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you know even in the books the 'god-king' or 'god-emporer' of dune did so to be overthrown

plush cobalt
#

I didn't read or watch dune

fathom igloo
stone meadow
#

you cant read

plush cobalt
#

My aspirations are separate

toxic relic
#

he literally became the worst monster imaginable intentionally

plush cobalt
loud pumice
#

I can't be trusted around food

plush cobalt
stone meadow
#

man I want some soviet camo gear

plush cobalt
#

Absolute power corrupts except for me

stone meadow
#

the autist in me demands it

neat moat
#

Omar was, in fact, not awesome

stone meadow
#

cant spare £100 for a repro atm though

toxic relic
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i have issues with that since it make it seem like people are power are somehow 'helping' the oppressed which is wrong

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but

loud pumice
#

Hey Froggy

toxic relic
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the fans are ignorant

fathom igloo
plush cobalt
stone meadow
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hello

stone meadow
loud pumice
#

Which of Henry's band of jolly men do you like?

stone meadow
#

going in a negative direction on my cash flow atm

plush cobalt
#

Try harder. Sigma grindset doesn't sleep

neat moat
stone meadow
plush cobalt
#

If you aren't working 24/7 until you feel like your brain is going to explode you're not a real sigma

neat moat
loud pumice
#

Idk how far you've gotten in the game

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But have you made it to kuttenburg

stone meadow
#

oh you mean devils lot

loud pumice
#

Yeh

stone meadow
#

i thought you meant kcd1 band

loud pumice
#

I know

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That dlc wasn't very good

plush cobalt
stone meadow
#

i forgot his name

loud pumice
#

Adder is my favorite

stone meadow
#

besides zizka hes my favourite

plush cobalt
#

It must just be a learned thing but it just feels so strange to express what it expresses

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I know it's all arbitrary but that feels especially so

loud pumice
#

Zizka has awesome gear and a very nice mustache

stone meadow
loud pumice
#

If anyone can rock a mustache, it's him

stone meadow
plush cobalt
#

That is, I can for the most part

loud pumice
stone meadow
#

why cant she become my wife

loud pumice
#

Actor or whatevs

stone meadow
#

no i mean

plush cobalt
#

She can be your wife in your heart

neat moat
#

Id be supised to find a single non autsic person on this god forsaken server

stone meadow
#

a real historical figure

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zizka was a badass guy who lived in the 14th century

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hes the undefeated general

plush cobalt
stone meadow
#

he went blind at some point and still won every battle

loud pumice
#

He went from Captain to general

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Damn

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Which is funny considering most of his plans fuck up in the game

stone meadow
#

legit one of the best leaders to ever exist irl

plush cobalt
#

If he was so good then why is he dead

stone meadow
#

cant outtactics the plague

loud pumice
#

He has the best drip

plush cobalt
loud pumice
#

Sword and shield and switches to mace is a cool move

stone meadow
#

i think you should go and get the plague

plush cobalt
#

Maybe I will

loud pumice
#

Unarmored? Whips out sword
Armored? Gets the mace

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Where's me mallet?

stone meadow
loud pumice
stone meadow
#

too bad every main character (almost) dont wear helmets so you onetap em

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well, you onetap em anyway but still

stone meadow
#

he left me to 1v7

loud pumice
#

Yeah, I do wish armored actually mattered

plush cobalt
#

Is this kingdom comes

stone meadow
#

armour definitely changes things but henry is too strong

loud pumice
#

Master strikes and combos seems to bypass armor and affect enemy health directly

stone meadow
#

i deliberately stopped using swords because they just end enemies in a few hits

plush cobalt
#

I tried the first one for like 30 minutes but it didn't capture my attention. Is it worth giving a fairer shot

tall glen
#

I woke up again

stone meadow
#

now im trying to struggle through with polearms and heavy weapons, and you really have to think tactically cause enemies block every damn hit

stone meadow
plush cobalt
#

I forgot to refund it so I prob will eventually, just wondering thoughts

loud pumice
#

Me too, I tried mace, but since you can't master strike with them, enemies just keep perfect blocking me or master striking me back.

stone meadow
#

so if you want to get into one kcd2 is easier

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kcd1 is still very good on its own terms though

loud pumice
#

So what I end up doing is bait out attacks while I hold a heavy attack or feint

stone meadow
#

but kcd2 is a bigger better polished kcd1

plush cobalt
#

Since I already have the first one I think I'd try getting into it & see if it's my cup of tea

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But that's fair thank u

stone meadow
loud pumice
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Usually works, but even one target takes time with anything other than a sword, so if you're outnumbered, the fight is gonna last a little too long

stone meadow
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as long as you dont attack from the opposite direction at someone holding a sword they cant masterstrike you

quasi slate
#

i love siberian dumplings

stone meadow
#

i found dodging to be effective with heavy weapons and polearms

loud pumice
stone meadow
#

more so than just blocking

loud pumice
#

Once I dodged an attack and countered, the enemy managed to master strike me with his back turned against me

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His head did a 180

stone meadow
#

yeah its super annoying how they magnetise to you when attacking

loud pumice
#

And bros body twisted

stone meadow
#

especially since you cant do the same

loud pumice
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I leaped over a rock with a large gap in between, they tractor beamed towards me while they were attacking me and killed me mid air

high brook
#

chivalry 2?

loud pumice
#

They just levitate towards you, it's funny

stone meadow
#

at least its not as egregious as it was in kcd1

loud pumice
#

Truly

stone meadow
loud pumice
#

Cum Kingdom Delivery 2

pseudo glade
#

Honestly the magnetization and free masterstrikes are so fucking rage inducing

karmic jetty
#

theres an easter egg when npc says kingdom come

loud pumice
#

My henry looks good, I just wish I had Skalitz colors or Rattay colors

pseudo glade
#

I'm becoming a crossbow main now

stone meadow
stone meadow
pseudo glade
#

And when a Glock mod comes out, u bet ur ass that's gonna be my playstyle

stone meadow
#

only swords can do them and only if you attack them from the opposite side

pseudo glade
#

Kinda hard to counter too when the game never tells you it's happening or how to counter

stone meadow
#

well you dont counter masterstrikes

loud pumice
stone meadow
#

you just dont give them an opportunity to execute them

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my main issue arent swordsmen, its anyone with a shield

pseudo glade
#

You can counter them happening, but that implies the game tells you they even can happen

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And yeah, shields are annoying

stone meadow
karmic jetty
#

just go around the shield

pseudo glade
stone meadow
#

there are issues with the game not telling you stuff like dodging though

pseudo glade
loud pumice
#

What's the point of combos if you can barely manage even ONE.

stone meadow
loud pumice
#

They die before you finish a combo anyways

tall glen
#

might play some original Stalker today

loud pumice
#

Henry too OP

tall glen
#

I bought the original trilogy last week

pseudo glade
#

All my homies say "just masterstrike" yeah bro, lemme master strike with my fucking axe that doesn't get masterstrike rq

karmic jetty
#

funni enuf i think combos are harder to do now compared to the first game lol

tall glen
#

welcome to the zone fellow zozo

karmic jetty
#

maybe just a longsword issue

digital pike
pseudo glade
loud pumice
tall glen
stone meadow
loud pumice
#

Funny noodle

stone meadow
#

mainly because every fucker on the planet could masterstrike in kcd1

loud pumice
#

I hated that

stone meadow
#

so i could never get more than 2 hits in before eating metal

loud pumice
#

I downloaded a mod that disabled that

neat moat
#

zee was the snake that tricked Eve

tall glen
#

makes sense

loud pumice
#

Only I can master strike

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Cause it was obnoxious

karmic jetty
#

booo

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stinky

stone meadow
#

masterstrike is too much of an i win button anyway

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i try not to use it unless im really up against it

loud pumice
#

At least in KDC2 you can tell someone can master strike by looking at their gear

stone meadow
#

like in a 1v6+

pseudo glade
loud pumice
#

I purposefully don't wear a helmet or chest plate

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I just drink an aesop potion to reduce the damage I take

#

Not an aesop

karmic jetty
#

no ballz

loud pumice
#

The uh... i forgot

karmic jetty
#

i got into combat with my noble fit

loud pumice
#

Aquilles?

pseudo glade
karmic jetty
#

i go helmetless in main quests mostly bcs cut scenes

high brook
loud pumice
pseudo glade
#

Icic

loud pumice
#

My henry looks good though

stone meadow
#

my current armoured set

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and my noble set

loud pumice
karmic jetty
#

yall with the plate leg armour

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smh my head

stone meadow
#

america

karmic jetty
#

not on my puter to show off mein heinrich guh

ruby river
toxic relic
#

do it mate

#

i dare you

tall glen
#

If only kcd2 had a female protaganist

toxic relic
#

if only it had gay

quasi slate
# ruby river

i know this one guy that declares bankruptcy and starts up a new company right after and he does on repeat

candid patio
#

is it racist that i'm hesitant to hire a guy with a "masters degree in material science and technology of new materials" from a russian college for a software testing job in america?

fleet marten
#

wallah

quasi slate
#

hes white

karmic jetty
toxic relic
#

oh???

fleet marten
#

acksually

candid patio
#

iono that degree just screams "i'm going to get a job with a major company so i can steal secrets from them." to me

toxic relic
#

why?

toxic hawk
#

too much call of duty MW 3

toxic relic
#

indeed

#

bro thinks he's gonna be hacked by the russians

candid patio
#

he's literally the russians

toxic relic
#

he went to a russian college

onyx igloo
#

rus

quasi slate
#

my only experience with russians is that they like to steal

candid patio
#

and he has a degree in computer science and another degree in "material science and new materials"

onyx igloo
#

aint no way thas real

toxic relic
#

cool

#

material science is cool

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and it is real

stone meadow
#

dude stared at me for a full minute

stone meadow
candid patio
#

and he wants a job that will give him a lot of unrestricted access to a company that has big contracts with defense contractors

loud pumice
#

He wants your Henry

stone meadow
#

mostly because my teacher was awful

#

its also very complicated

toxic relic
#

f

loud pumice
#

He be pulling your Radzig when he should've Kobyla

toxic relic
#

complicated makes me excited