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oat milk's kinda good
How do you milk an oat?
i could chug down some squirts rn

oh shit that looks
really bad with what you said above
im talking about the
soda
Wild
IM TALKNG ABOUT THE GRAPEFRUIT SODA
Skibidi Zomboid
@karmic jetty can I see bigpoo
No
Pretty please
I can pay
100 thousand silver lions
I've been teleported to the dimension of nonsensical creations!
various doohickey and thingamabob noises
Dave INVENTED purple
I am home all
my 8 hour shift turned into a 10, then it was too late to shop and I had no food at home
so..
IHOP it was
prob the only sober person in there
including the staff
cigarettes wont hurt me if im pure of heart
can someone help me play the game idk how to play
it isnt too hard to host a game
im hosting one rn
its real easyh if you dont have mods
i tried but i kepy dieing
ahh
i just need people to play with
well when in MP, you can designate stuff and teleport another player to you
so you can squad up with friends
also create a safehouse and stuff
bro i wish i knew that i was tryna find my brother he died and got off
hiya
could someone join the vc i made im extremley new to the game
My mike got crushed last week
CRUSHED?
rolled my chair over it
Jagged Alliance 3... I'm not much a fan of TBS games because of their styling, but this game is the best since xcom. Genuine fun!
What mic was it
my new fav TBS itch scratcher
Whats tbs
just a cheap usb one
Turn Based Strategy
Hey guys, just wanted to ask where I can find the iPhone address of my server. Or what it looks like. Would this be it?
O
0
o
Iphone address?
ihon
I pee
thought stopping techniques
Uhh
Could this be it 555026ab-1405-4725-a877-2eb6d55ee1c7
Brain damage!
I have no idea what you're asking but gen chat probably isn't the place to ask
whats my ip then?
omg im so scared its my real ip!!1!11!!!!!!1
There is
they're looking for people, frightening!
Fearful
I thought you were gonna link it
Me and my 3 buddies started playing but are having issues with self hosted servers and aren't wanting to join a server that's days in. So if I can find a group of people who are setting up a new server and shit that would be cool. Rp or not doesn't matter even the added chance of running into other survivors is a bonus
I thought yall had a copypasta by now
Just trying to figure out what the ip for my server looks like so I can make a post in the recruitment page, but thanks anyway
#pz_b41_chat #1019737819981283459 #1019743790178762812 All chats worth throwing this in

sus
is bro pretending to fall
amogus
Why would you even say that
Who else here enshittified their sleeping schedule I would like to relate haha to you
hey chat
I am
Bad night to you too.

Already having one
How could this happen 
I've made my mistakes ๐ต
Uhh no
go thr fuck to sleep
No.
Ive ruined my sleep schedule
i napped
i have to work tonight as well
Why would sabrina do this 
yooo fellow jagged alliance player
damn
Dududududu
School should be paying me for the bullshit questions it gives me
wait is that a music reference?
What tf is a proper resume anyway
Bad to the bone.
Isn't it relative
schools are already underfunded vro
it's so fun! my only issue is figuring out how the hell stealth works lol
The best resume is rich parents
Blame the government
โI should dip my-โ
Ive played the entirety of mgrr
help me
they always see me before I can seek up for a knife attack, and when I do attack, it's too little damage. other than that, stellar time :D
real
guns aren't very convincing contrary to popular belief
Yes they are
no
funny words to say before being blasted
If you aim them at the person your trying to convince
Shut up nerd
nw
Tomorrow I hope to ngl
don't need to change any if we leave none
its cool i just wanna yap aboot it to someone other than my bf lol
Organ removal
whenever the chemical fumes leave your brain man
Been thinking of getting my nails done ngl. Look perty
technically ๐ค 
๐จ๐ฆ
PAINT VOCS RAHHHH
No more nails for you
Only roadblock is I don't wana shave my beard. It's my pride
full out or just maintenance

time for another b41 run, blame my sleep schedule.
beards are sick
I will never shave my baby mustache
Hm
Not sure what you mean. But I'm thinking low key. Removable. Juts wanna take some photos for some ppl maybe
My mom makes me shave my chin but I WILL NEVER GIVE UP THE STACHE
ohhhh you meant getting them painted and such
full out
I don't wanna walk in public with them. Might get got if you catch my drift
I will wear a chicken mask and hold a bat in public
I love that were it from
and yet i get beat up for holding hands with another guy
I will beat those people up
check the server
nobody disrespects nobody
why would u play dx2
They are but idk. It feels like to classes with the look. But like I haven't even really started yet so we will see. Masks for starts of course
classified
Maybe I'm too prejudice internally. Need to work on it
real
My dad got polish donuts
whatever you want for yourself bro
No idea what makes em polish tho
I didn't know they had ethnicities
dont let stupid things hold you back
how big
Smol
genrelly
But i think it's a pimple
is it itchy?
Kinda
u have 3 days
best look in the mirror
Yuh is a bite
Google results be like:
I have the minecraft "How did we get here?"
Achievement
Dawg
Of relative concern
the rats made me crazy
I got that dawg in me
the dawg in question:
yes
Hey gang
you seen this before Sabrina?
you sean?
i get a few younger students mentioning things they view as 'old' and it makes me...contemplative
Uh huh
Also my mom bought me the game so its not my fault
Vro has a class
i dont get sad or mad but it makes me think of the 'passage of time'
you should really start reading chat names
My own age group makes me contemplate being born in this modern era
this is all old man thymes fault
I dont try to think much of it. There's a difference between the lifetime of a teen vs the lifetime of an elderly person
they're simply operating on different scales
I'm operating on my own scale
Along thr fact we have to tune everything out
You never notice it's been a while till it's been a while
It's a quirk of the mind
I've noticed it's been a while
yeah
2015 was 10 yrs ago
indeed
THERE
10 years doesnt feel long to me
Caps
bro only recently got object permanence
I hate mascots cause I went to a ton of theme parks and my mom made me sit with them
The world ended in December 21, 2012. We are simply living in the aftermath if the apocalypse you can't convince me otherwise
post credits lol
why do you think so
4 year old was peak for me
I didn't think
It's the joke
2012 movie reference
remember the craze in 2012?
I drooled and played with legos
yeah...
No it was a whole ass cultural movement
the maya calendar just works differently, people got fucking scared of a reset to it
they thought it was a prophecy of the end of days when it was more like switching from 2015 to 2016
What do we not get scared of
It was caused by movie iirc, which came out in 2009
3 years is more than enough for people go crazy
fear is easy to control
I also do it cus I'd like to pretend I am trying to stay in touch with my mesoamerixan ancestry but who's counting
lol
hmmm no not really
the maya calendar works of 9 months
the end is 2012 thing has gone for a while before the moovie
moovie was inspired by it
I should read into it. But yeah, it simply just resets. I dont even think they have an end of the world prophesy
time is a loop iirc
the tzolk'in and the haab' are the most used today
Huh, i really thought it was vice versa. The more you know i guess
time is relative so dont let alabamans get near
If i died in 2012 i think the world would have been a better place /j.
they used different cycles yes
The car market is boring
I wanna hit my face on a metal steering wheel with no airbags and no seatbelts
Can a man do that please?
World is better having you here ๐ /gen
its really fucking sick actually
horn blaring
๐ซถ
Amazing what the human mind is capable of
"I'd rather fly through the windshield like an eagle"
Literally saw this written on a car that isn't equipped with safety belts
either way its a threat
Can yall play even flow at my funeral please I want it over fast

Don't cry about my death
Ill drink to that
I dont want juice :(((
Ay what pfp is dat
Yeah drink a coke zero cherry to me please
You can have water then
Oh naw
ill take water
Reminds me of 3 fellas here back in 24
This is my 6th time joining this server on this account in the past few years
I like the 1973 Dodge Coronet
Peak boat design
I have met every single one of you with a different personality every single time none of you remember me but i know you all
You don't know me
Why did bro leave again
I remember that Czech dude
Hona?
Yea hona
BOAT.
landship
Art
Wasn't those the same person lol
GIVE ME BOAT
Nah
With that funny lil horn
ok I get it I will read it
not the same one ghoti
The uhhh... whatchamacallit
Im craving oreos its been months..
the other one is sick too
wait wait wait where is the gay
but this one is being gatekept
theyre both men
oh ok
no
Nvm
One time I got really confused by a movie cause two dudes kissed
But I thought they were brothers
its always gay
:)
They were not brothers
indeed not
It was that moment when he know
He fucked up
but ye these boys are secret
Lmao
Im not listening to that im too lazt
Bro I kinda got a little tired of the demon monster one
it's cheesy
dont finish it
ok
this ones better trust me
"trust me"
and theres lesbians
ONE MORE LANE BRO I SWEAR
trust the author then
L
I remember watching a zombie movie from the 80s that had a lady running around naked for some reason
It was.. Hella cheesy
Don't make this a selling point please you make me sound gross XD
i meant it that theres more queer rep
i forgot straight people are weird
why so queerious
canedo
I'm not weird, oh wait I like wood paneled wagons
Yeah...
give me a minute to find a good cap of the other comic
Canedon't mind me
to convince u
sure
You seem familiar
Man, the yarn sale week is over 
Are straight people real.
no
I'm real
everyone is secrely gay
Bot
Fortunately i stockpiled a ton of yarn
my friend commenting "bot lobby" after massacring a rural village
pfft
Why would crusader do this 
Crusader more like nerdddd
Is this true crusader
Go die in Constantanople or something gosh ๐
Terry Davis told me to
One time I found a game you could rotate a shotgun in
I rotated to my face
"KURT-"
shotgun blast
You make this joke alot
are there evil queers?
yessir
Mindblowing, just like you in chapter 3

Im gonna participate in the live action version of that
but the mc is the one being attacked
Mindblown!!!
its from the first page so no spoiler
I've been convinced
and theres no nsfw
You don't know me
crusader will never recover
after reading it i realise how fucking brutal the foreshadowing is
I have the highest quality vegetables from my serf!
dm me it then
I'll always recover
dm u what
not this time ol pal....
comic
He always comes back
i already did
oh
these fracking degenerated peopleโฆimagine to go shopping with a trolley just to get it stolenโฆdude i had to carry home so fucking much i felt like henry with 400carry weight being overloaded while sneaking tru the forestโฆ
how poor do you have to be to steal a fucking shopping trolley that is in a miserable state itself!?
Shit happens, life goes on
My life is shit happening
Related to this
I kinda want to steal.a shopping cart
Not really but that's probably why I'm sad
Imagine owning one
is a trolly a shopping cart
I think he meant zomboid
Great vehicle
He just like me fr
Bucket grill
Yeah just make a campfire under it
Anything with metal stick is grill
Like lead pipes
Warning. You are in range of Helldiver artillery.
But this grill has wheels
I love grilling!
Mobile means good

Grilling is best cooking method
Nobody wants to play DRG anymore in my gc
I swear, what is it with pubs and 69420apm ape gameplay reflex 500kg napalm barraging themselves.
Or worse, my position.
they're sending their regards
Well send me cash and Super Credits, not ordnance.
who can be now

Super credits ?
Their ordnance must be equipped with heat-seeking detectors
helldiver currency
Could at least give a monetary tip for all the times I bail their sorry asses out after they run empty on stims for papercuts and decide to go bodysurfing with bots that have literal chainsaws for hands. CHAINSAWS.
Wow they're really committed to the bit
WALLET

Do not return violence with violence
What would that achieve other than unjustified "retaliation"?
Do return violence with violence
Don't do the same level of violence
Do more
I just leave on the shuttle alone when they do.
Youre sending back your regards
wait do you think they're just stupid or are they targeting you?
Oh, and the samples stay planetside. I don't get paid to carry them back.
The former.
Eye for an eye leaves the world blind, so you should take 2 eyes instead of one so your enemy can't take your eyes
They're the type to just throw everything in their strat list if they take a single bullet, or if they "see red".
Usually play with friends when I can, but I solo queue pubs alot.
Most times they're okay. But when they're bad, they're very bad.

might be noobs
play police officer
spawn in rosewood station
get guns
clear out the area and get myself a car with barely enough gas
Cause a shotgun ruckus at nearest gas station, forced to flee
End up at a roadside diner
Guns only make things worse and i corner myself into the kitchen
get eaten alive
Just another run with a gun class.
The "stays on a hill fighting bots for 20mins on 0 reinforcements" bad.
just stop using guns early
ik but it's so effecient, imagine cleaning out an entire crowd of zombies from a safe distance and using a few well placed shots.
such zomboid destruction is just so tempting.
and look where that got you
its not efficient if the dying ratio is too high
thats the opposite of efficient
I'll listen once you publish your mathematical proof
constructive peer review is always welcomed
once you finish it and show it off
:[
I can't read or prove mathematical proofs vro
you know
I know
they done waterboarded the squeaky chicken thang

Canedoesn't know
it wasnโt a cart it was a shopping trolley like a big bag on wheels to carry my groceryโs home without troubleโฆ.i had to carry 2 huge bags were each one had cost me again 2.50euro because they had to be sturdyโฆthe normal bags would just break because of the weightโฆ100 euro of groceryโs my skinny ass had to haul homeโฆ.i swear people are so fucking poor i feel legit sorry for themโฆ
imagine to feel the need to steal a trolley that is in bad state itself itโs like what 5 euro you stole there xD and no one would buy a used trolley anyway xD i bet this degenerated asshole is selling it on ebay or something to buy himself some beer.
rly rly sad honestly.
iโm not angry at all about the thing being gone iโm angry because i didnโt slept the whole night and went to go shopping and then had to CARRY all the shit i already bought home xD
imagine if i would be a grandma or someone who has health issues and canโt carry the shit home i would be stranded there with my groceryโs nowโฆ
people are legit assholes and i pray this meteor will land precisely on his head. in 2035x
anyone wanna play
Sneezed then held my nose, now I have a massive headache on the right side of my head and a massive toothache
are there any options / mods which twists a bit the loot distribution? Like households have little to none canned foods - cause the people has fled with them - but shopping centers have them but a ton of zombies are close by?
so you have to slice and dice for your own survival through the horde to get some canned goodies?
sorry, wrong channel ๐
b41? what's that?
b50 is so good i just put up my starlink satellite
idk why that was a reply my bad og
bro is held together by duct tape
earlier i sneezed and had a
Nose
-Laceration (Severe)
-Bleeding
had no Bandage (sterelized) 
do you all know how to get this mod to work? https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3329251514
still no Multiplayer yet huh? damn it's taking FORVERRRR
i heard its gonna be like suuper soon

The tone is so hostile ๐
Itโs making me not want to use this trail anymore lmfao
YT Shorts more like YT Sharks
Sounds like a loan shark threatening me lmfao
feels like an ultimatum
"Fix it or we will pay you a visit"
๐
Is yt premium even worth it
not rlly
Nitro better
Spotify exists
ok johnny
music files exist in WAV format
I get to share cool emojies
Enough for me
Spotify premium is ยฃ12/mo and yt is ยฃ13/mo
Just curious as to which is better value for money

what the fuck haha
"fix it in 2 days" alr bro
luna just use an adblocker
if youre on mobile i havea way as well
same with spotify
and youtube music lol
yt premium has other benefits so its the better offer you can also rewind live livestreams with premium
Yt has good content
๋ฆฌ๋ฌํฌ ๋๋งฅ๋ฒ์ ์ ๋๋ค.
โถ ๐ ์ ํ๋ธ ๊ตฌ๋
ํ๊ธฐ : https://bit.ly/3aJ7vFb ๐
โถ ๐บ ๋ ๋ฐ๋ฆฌ์ ์๋ฐฉ์ก ๋ณด๋ฌ๊ฐ๊ธฐ : https://www.twitch.tv/remilegi ๐บ
โถ ๐งพ ๋ฐฉ์ก ๊ณต์ง ๋ฐ ์ํต(๋์ค์ฝ๋) : https://discord.gg/jysCGee ๐งพ
ํธ์ง์ : ๋ฐฉ์ ๊นจ
CPU : AMD Ryzen 7800X3D
Graphics Card : NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4070 Ti
Memory : DDR5 32 GB
Monitor : LG ULTRAGEAR 27GP750 240Hz(MAIN), HANSUNG ULTRON 2760G 144Hz(SUB)
KeyBoard : ...
absolutely not
nitro just gave 3 months free yt premium code

I have Spotify so there is no need for me to have yt premium. Curious nonetheless
for whatever reason spotify never plays ads for me so i just havent bothered getting premium
but i also have an sd card
@icy vigil
Every time an ad comes on for spotify I shut off the app and then enter it again.
Is that telltale walking dead
Sometimes ends up not playing any more ads lmao.
Hey there is a person that came into our chat and was using soundboards to play ||porn|| sounds
I took a screenshot of his account so if anyone who has admin abilities to you know mute him please give me a DM
blockthespot will save your lives
Send a ticket to the bot spiffo
Where can I get it?
github brotha, wait a sec
been using it for 2 years now, why pay when premium can be free๐
Iโll have to check it out.
hiya all does anyone know sum good clothes so i can't get bit and where they are?
Go with the drip, protection is powerless against drip.
Just donโt get scratched or bitten lmao.
simply get better
what? is that supposed to be funny ?
no
u can go to the military surplus store
that has some good gear
ok thx
randomly there's leather stuff which makes u hot but has good protection
but that's more of a gamble
k
What does this mean moopy
It will forever remain a mystery...
Breb
Cute
if the what if story is not written by hyourin jutsu or carthus dojo
i dont want it ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
Mmmm, chronic pain ๐คค
Oh not just asda
Are you telling me she's going to two aadas
Exactly
oh my goodness
Pls be accurate next time
I had my first shower today
Wait that needs context
๐ญ ๐ญ
Because of my burns I've only been able to have baths with some diluted bleach
Why you got burns
today tho I actually managed to have a water one in a shower and it wasn't what bad now I've healed up
Car crash broken legs covered in gasoline
What does this mean moopy
I hate infernum desert scourge omg
like last year
Explain moopy!!!
It's not too painful now unless I'm moving around
Echo its a vtuber
also needed my crutch to stand by the shower and hold me up because I have one leg
Oh is that all
๐ญ
Mooper should become a vtuber
mooptuber
Vmuper
Happy for ya. Sincerely
ayo
Holy shit
Free 50 d
i think their account got hacked since its a sledge
I trust javiom cause i like his pfp
NOOOO STONK DONT CLICK THE LINK STINKKKKKK
i have to bro
STINKKKKKK
for the team, for the mission
NOOOOOOOOOO
dont let my sacrifice be in vain
Lol
These are probably hacked accounts
free amogus click here
Idunno bout you guys. But im about to be 100$ richer
The rich get richer
real bro
little richboy
why are there 5 guys making burgers?
Fucking hell this cough is bad
Mornin Chรขteau
I can eat a whole steak for the cost of one burger that ainโt even a double from five guys
i can take five guys
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
That's 11 guys
how do u know theyre all guys
I use guys non-gender-specific. Like how I use dude
we should ask them how they identify
true
never had 5 guys either
I think it's mainly a US thing, I've never heard of Five Guys being in any othrr country
ive never eaten at the chain before however
5 guys sucks
thats what i thought, yes.
I would be astonished if they were
Yep
@toxic relic Imagine the most greasy burger you can think of. Now dip that in grease and serve with "unlimited fries" and you've got a five guys order
then it simultaneously has no flavor
yep
mm burger
borgar
I liked Borgae better ngl
:(
really fellouf there
haha
i wouldnt even use that grease to lube my mechanisms
sad
borgae 
dont use food grease on mechanical parts in general tho
borbi coming soon
Kebob
Guys a quick question for those who had experience hosting a server.
Any site you recommend to play only 2 players? a cheap host that works with good performance, no matter mods
You donโt need a 3rd party hosting thing.
If itโs only like 2 people non dedicated I think.
If you paying to host 2 people deadass? You doing something wrong lmao.
Hell I hosted like 10 people without a 3rd party.
The only reason its because i work at night and my friend work at the day, sometimes we can play together a couple hours but we would like to continue progress without necessity of me hosting every time the game
I have to keep my PC on while he plays and i cant do that
Ah, then thatโs a different matter.
I share my PC ๐ฅฒ
Sorry, not my expertise on that.
Thought ya meant like just hosting when youโre both on.
Oh no no, thats why i'am looking for a cheap option, we are only two haha but we love to play together
Happy V day all
โYouโll always be mineโฆโ

โYouโll always be mineโฆโ
โI know what you did last summer!โ
i know what you did last summer
Anyone know if it's possible to wear two prosthetics, one on each arm
Cool Cyborg Metalic arm?
el poopoo
theres also the polearm round and sword shield
but those dont matter
also polearm took ages to win
10 mins or so lmao
Henry solos the kcd2 universe
BRUH THE POLEARM IS RUINED
Me standing by my mums bedroom door to tell her i shat myself
HAHAHAHAH
the polearm went from tier 3 to poo tier bcs of how damaged it got
any longer it wouldve broken to smithereens
You're speaking in runes
what it means is that the polearm went from poggies to wawa
I didn't even know they were called polearms
Echo...
I googled polearms, just saying i didn't even know what that was 

Speak
๐ซ
Glaives too apparently
I only know it from dark souls
Bruv it looks like a kitchen knife with a really long handle
ur not wrong
It is echo
Poky stick

Moopy who is that
That's Kenny from The Walking Dead video game
You're unhelpful. Die
That was a sentence fragment in German, but nonetheless English only server
Que tu pรฉrisse
Mods??
non-english words!
Pas de mod ici, y a que nous deux. Et je t'assure... รงa serait pas le cas trop long~
Huh whatcha talking bout
I don't speak Latgalian sorry
What ?
I'm just saying I can't understand bc I don't speak Persian
What was unclear
The reason for which you possess human rights
Because I stole yours
Incorrect. I still have mine
We can test that theory
Fren
fren!
How goes fren
i am just waking up
Noice, I'm about to go to the library to study
No
No
ram eater
I'm new to the game, if I get bit is it better to restart or respawn?
play on sandbox and select initial infection on the preset
I'm making it like 3-4 days, but usually by the time Im bit I found a generator, put furniture around windows and stuff
if you treat zomboid as a series of knowledge checks, youll go far enough
Huh and what should I be changing on it?
I don't have the game open atm so I'm not seeing the options
I'm focusing on consistently making it a week atm
you make a new save, select sandbox and then on the preset box at the bottom, select initial infected
Oh my bad didn't read it right the first time
Are there too many differences with apocalypse?
apocalypse is the intended way pz is meant to be played
nothing wrong with familiarising yourself with initial infection
stare
we dont have one
You're already in the server
This cough is legit killing me
What if I killed you first
just hold it in
That'd stop the cough from doing it
That would be showing mercy
I'm playing CDDA in Project Zomboid, and after my character recovered from the flu, he developed a constant, nonstop cough... It's been 4 days, and the cough is still there, even though he's eating well and staying warm.
I am a qualified healerer
Hailey is giving me a dirty look
I think I annoyed her
uh oh
check the fit
I pooped in the sinks ๐
Better to poop in the sink than sink in the poop
Blud got the drip
Real
Real
๐ค
probably when npcs drop
No what I mean is project zomboid
So why'd you ask in the one channel not dedicated to it?
"yo we need to get supplies" "hold on let's wait till I'm no longer evil"
To not be so obtuse If you wanna find servers, browse #1019737819981283459 and #1019725562337579028
hello scarf!
Very condescending. You do know not everyone knows their way around the server
You replied to yourself + #1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028
im barely functioning without my morning coffee i might just pass out again
give me a second
and sab
im trying to think of a funny response
take ur time
Don't talk to me before I've had my morning faint
don't wanna cook that brain of yours
Im just tryin to look out for our elderly is all
eheh
I should cook it instead.




