#general_chat

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narrow rune
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Anyways I can't take off my ring cuz it's too tight to not hurt like hell over the broken skin

craggy stream
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oh yeah the cover is most important

last spoke
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🟣Look, there's 13 of us using this head, give Mrp a break

craggy stream
craggy stream
fading niche
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Hello everyone 😄

narrow rune
spare ingot
narrow rune
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I didn't make my ring to not take off I just have wounds that sting like hell on my finger

craggy stream
narrow rune
craggy stream
thin wedge
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cut your finger off

craggy stream
craggy stream
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ohhh fair enoguh

stone nexus
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Balls.

craggy stream
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i was like "it sounds like some frat thing"

spare ingot
craggy stream
craggy stream
narrow rune
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I only went up cuz they were missing one person and some friends were calling out my name

craggy stream
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ohhhh fair enough

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what r u studying if u dont mind me asking

narrow rune
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felt nice when they clapped tho lol

craggy stream
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true

craggy stream
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would of been cool

narrow rune
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I am studying NOTHING

craggy stream
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lmaoooo

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so how come your vibing at school

narrow rune
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because it's required by law drunk

craggy stream
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also mister shark about to hit us with the 1000 word essay

craggy stream
narrow rune
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yeah lmao

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I was waiting for you to figure it out

craggy stream
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lmaooo

young kelp
craggy stream
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i figured u were a first year uni student

narrow rune
craggy stream
narrow rune
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Quick ring flex (I made these bad boys)

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The one on the left is the one I gotta leave on tho

craggy stream
craggy stream
narrow rune
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Mister shark please

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don't hurt us

craggy stream
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i think its too late

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its over for us

spare ingot
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it is primed

craggy stream
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go for it

spare ingot
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and ready

craggy stream
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DETONATE

narrow rune
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do it coward

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shoot that bitch

simple bear
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4 more hours at work and then i can drink

craggy stream
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bang bang, lets go

spare ingot
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one time we were playing tug of war or some shit and it was during one of the last school days so some teachers were giving us some time outside to just do whatever and it was boys vs girls and obviously we cooked the girls the first round but this teacher came in and LITERALLY WAS A FUCKING TUG OF WAR CHAMPION and they gave them like a whole ass strategy, then on the countdown the teacher told them to start a second before we do and then after when the girls obviously won I was tweaking out hard and shit, so I'm like "yo you girls cheated" and these lying ass mfs looked at me like I just landed on the planet earth or something and for the rest of the day I was mad asf

fathom igloo
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Holy text wall batman

simple bear
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friends cancelled on my birthday plans tomorrow trynna see if another one of them is free to chill

craggy stream
simple bear
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its over

simple bear
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called off work for their bdays and they didnt for mine

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fun

craggy stream
craggy stream
spare ingot
craggy stream
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should of done a rematch

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as soon as they count down, you just go crazy

narrow rune
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We lzot both rounds and honestly I was pretty sad about it

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I was trying my darndest

craggy stream
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yo Moe, have you got into any fights before

narrow rune
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I BLED for it

narrow rune
craggy stream
craggy stream
narrow rune
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no

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I was walking around town at like 11:30pm doing legal things

craggy stream
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"legal"

craggy stream
narrow rune
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it's why I have 6 license plates

craggy stream
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very legal i see

narrow rune
craggy stream
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Cambrie, how legal is moe

narrow rune
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wrong way to ask that bub

fathom igloo
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Not legal at all

craggy stream
craggy stream
narrow rune
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because I'm a crime commuter

narrow rune
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Who don't pay taxes

fathom igloo
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He’s overstayed his outer space visa

craggy stream
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taxes r overrated

craggy stream
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cambrie and moe colluding

fathom igloo
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No I did

narrow rune
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Cambrì would rather eat a rock before helping me out

craggy stream
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or so u say

fathom igloo
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He destroys all the ships coming to get him

craggy stream
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secretly theirs some "legal" stuff going on

craggy stream
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i cant blame him though

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i would as well

narrow rune
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Cambrie knows I've ethically sourced the license plates

craggy stream
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thats veyr kind of you

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im sure you made 6 other people happy

fathom igloo
heavy ivy
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straight to the pit

fathom igloo
narrow rune
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I've been to jail twice to visit myself

craggy stream
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Moe casually strolling in to visit Moe

narrow rune
fathom igloo
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I ate too much sushi 🤢

craggy stream
craggy stream
fathom igloo
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That and a Philly roll

craggy stream
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those ones r diabolical man

fathom igloo
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I love them sm

craggy stream
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yeah but their like stomach issue inducing

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even if there great

restive pollen
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Hi

fathom igloo
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Only issue I’ve had is eating too many

fading niche
last spoke
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Maaaan I'm tired

heavy ivy
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hug?

wraith dust
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Season 7 of TWD was such a slow burn

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Probably my least favorite season so far

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I feel like season 7-8 should have been one season

narrow rune
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They all blended together at a certain point

lilac jewel
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History is ultimately determined by the victor and tomato town in 40 to 50 years will be written as a necessary sacrifice to make progress when in reality it was a move, made by the strong to crush the week and continue the cycle of peak capitalism and privilege in our society

simple bear
polar kernel
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ok chat im in love

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you should all be relieved im going to be nice now

polar kernel
thin wedge
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better find a mountain to die on

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while the sun rises

livid notch
narrow rune
loud pumice
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I've been looking for you

loud pumice
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Oy!

floral fiber
thin wedge
loud pumice
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LOVE YOURSELF NOW

loud pumice
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Bill, I'll share my KitKat with you. SCGblush

polar kernel
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we went to the aquarium and made lasagna together :)

stone nexus
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Balls.

floral fiber
bronze moat
half kettle
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pleed

onyx igloo
thin wedge
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orange cat

dim cloak
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NOOOOO I MISSED THE SKRM TALK

silent copper
floral fiber
silent copper
floral fiber
silent copper
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Lucky guess

floral fiber
narrow rune
silent copper
livid notch
neat moat
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Hey bird, whast todays word?

narrow rune
sacred vapor
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It’s all good thanks

cosmic hearth
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gogeta job

rugged thicket
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Ok so that doesn't work here, got it

polar kernel
onyx igloo
polar kernel
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only reason i wasnt on my own today was pure coincidence she came over this week

glad valve
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How could I work for project Zomboid for free

polar kernel
rugged thicket
onyx igloo
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I tried a sushi with mango and imitation crab

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Good

neat moat
onyx igloo
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Weird with soy sauce tho

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I also had these sesame bean paste thingies

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Sweet but they needed something
And also chicken karaage which was perfect

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It was like a lil share tray

livid notch
onyx igloo
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I got candy

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Thats good enough

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Kinder Buenos

worldly forum
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yurr

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i had my valentine’s day last week

onyx igloo
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This was da food btw

worldly forum
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oh my god i didn’t know it would frustrate you

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if it makes you feel any better he’s not seeing me this weekend and i’m gonna crash out

livid notch
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No

onyx igloo
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Existence is boring

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Why am I here if I have nothing to do

worldly forum
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dude

onyx igloo
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Yes this happens every 15 minutes

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Why?

worldly forum
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volunteer

onyx igloo
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Volunteer?

worldly forum
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yeah idk it gives me a sense of purpose

onyx igloo
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Do I get money?

worldly forum
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you’re so

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dumb

onyx igloo
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I'll take that as a no.

worldly forum
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no

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it’s just a good thing to do, go outside

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meet people

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i help with dinner service at a church near me on wednesdays

onyx igloo
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It's dark outside

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And 37 degrees

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Can spring be here faster please

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I want to walk in shorts

lean idol
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Hey i love this game but im too poor to afford it, Can somebody buy me project zomboid?

lean idol
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I wish..

onyx igloo
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Wait until twenty dollars appears

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Out of the funny leather pocket

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If you cannot wait that long

lean idol
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You dont seem to understand how much 20$ is to my family lol

glad valve
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Crazy

lean idol
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im 14 😸

worldly forum
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me when jack the ripper was a barber

lean idol
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cant get a job yet

glad valve
worldly forum
onyx igloo
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It only gets worse!

worldly forum
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also there are jobs you can do at 14

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just not like literal employment

glad valve
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Go and walk dogs lil bro

onyx igloo
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I tend to detail cars

worldly forum
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mow lawns

glad valve
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Put a poster up

worldly forum
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babysit

simple bear
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Steal purses

lean idol
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its literally -30 in my city

worldly forum
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kids these days

glad valve
livid notch
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malina_tired Jesus Christ chat...

glad valve
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Antartica?

worldly forum
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back in my day i had to walk in -100 degree weather to get to school everyday that was 15 miles away

onyx igloo
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Nah, north montana

onyx igloo
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(Canada)

lean idol
glad valve
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Idk where that is bruh

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American terms pls

lean idol
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canada

glad valve
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Gotcha

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Well

worldly forum
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bro just doxxed himself a little too closely

glad valve
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That's your first problem

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Step 1: Leave Canada

worldly forum
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idk y’all have free healthcare

lean idol
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like i can just get up outta this place

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i wish

worldly forum
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you already got the 20 dollars

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in FREE HEALTHCARE

glad valve
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Gotta lock in brodi

worldly forum
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STOP COMPLAINING

glad valve
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How you gonna survive Zomboid if you can't even survive real life? Smh.

worldly forum
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tutoring? maybe?

glad valve
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Yeah lowkey are you super smart or smt

worldly forum
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idk if you’re smart people will pay for help with schoolwork

lean idol
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fuck no

worldly forum
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figures

glad valve
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So over

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Damn bro 😭🙏🏻

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That's a literal freshman

worldly forum
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time to sell drugs

glad valve
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Bro 💀🙏🏻

worldly forum
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i hope you have an adderall prescription for misdiagnosed adhd

lean idol
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lol this community lowkey sucks 😭

worldly forum
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yeah we play zomboid we hate ourselves

glad valve
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Nah we just engage in a minor amount of tomfoolery

lean idol
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atleast i dont hate myself

worldly forum
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uhm personally an ex of mine randomly bought me this game

worldly forum
onyx igloo
worldly forum
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you hate yourself

glad valve
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You're in a public discord server at 14 bruh

worldly forum
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canon event

lean idol
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lol ni

glad valve
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Ain't no way

lean idol
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no

worldly forum
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lies

glad valve
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Almost had me there

worldly forum
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get a therapist

lean idol
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bro you really do hate yourself

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😭

glad valve
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Man I hate this

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No embeds

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😖

worldly forum
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i’m an old woman.

glad valve
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Ain't no way bruh

worldly forum
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i no longer know the meaning of hate or love

glad valve
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This is a 45 year old man bruh

worldly forum
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i am above mortal issues

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i’m 23

lean idol
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therapist exists!!

onyx igloo
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I'm 16, I learned that hate is trigonometry and love is having a big plate of food in front of me

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Yin yang

lean idol
worldly forum
glad valve
worldly forum
glad valve
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Yeah lowkey brodi

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It's not that deep

worldly forum
lean idol
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just joshing guys !!

worldly forum
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yeah

glad valve
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Real asf

lean idol
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anyway buy me pz

glad valve
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Nah

worldly forum
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no

glad valve
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We just as broke

lean idol
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lol

onyx igloo
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I'm in a state of constant crazy with math
I understand it, forget it and REMEMBERING knowing it

glad valve
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We in the trenches bruh

lean idol
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you said bro

worldly forum
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get a boyfriend or something. that usually works for me

worldly forum
glad valve
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Real asf

worldly forum
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sorry it’s late

glad valve
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Pretend to be an E-Girl

worldly forum
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genuine stumble

glad valve
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Better results

worldly forum
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dudes have boyfriends hello?

lean idol
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and i don’t manipulate my way into getting things

idle prism
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Can someone that experienced play with me and my friend

onyx igloo
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backers german style potato chips

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yum

glad valve
lean idol
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lol

glad valve
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Like that's low-key worse

lean idol
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not begging but okay

glad valve
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Takes 0 Finesse

lean idol
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simply asking

glad valve
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You kinda are

worldly forum
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it wasn’t even a manipulation thing

glad valve
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Asking multiple times is considered begging Le Bozo

lean idol
lean idol
worldly forum
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i recommend putting it on your steam wishlist and waiting for it to go on sale

glad valve
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"Multiple."

worldly forum
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more sale

onyx igloo
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Æ

glad valve
onyx igloo
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de kommer hjaelp us

worldly forum
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lord

glad valve
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Hug

worldly forum
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what more can we say

glad valve
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Huh*

onyx igloo
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Uhh

onyx igloo
worldly forum
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fuck idk, get good?

onyx igloo
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Thats something!

worldly forum
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pray to god for money?

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reach nirvana??

glad valve
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Are you a polish person

onyx igloo
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No

lean idol
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reach nirvana

glad valve
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Splendid ☕

onyx igloo
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polish spells it kurwa and Romanian spells it curva

worldly forum
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slay

onyx igloo
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Pronunciation is the same

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I know curse words!

worldly forum
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MURICA

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WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRR

onyx igloo
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Would you like to learn fuck in finnish?

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Vittu

worldly forum
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okay

onyx igloo
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Use that if you will

lean idol
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vittu you Lily

worldly forum
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anyway

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god freshman year was so long ago

onyx igloo
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I get told fuck you constantly lmfao

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I'm an ass.

worldly forum
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and i completely bombed

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i only pulled my shit together in junior year

neat moat
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lily

onyx igloo
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I have to keep an 80% minimum

worldly forum
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yurr

glad valve
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Are Polish people all Femboys

onyx igloo
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It... not fun.

worldly forum
lean idol
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youve reached peak unc status

worldly forum
onyx igloo
worldly forum
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we reminisce

lean idol
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i wouldn’t

worldly forum
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that’s how humans work

onyx igloo
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Just think mad max.

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Boom, gear head polish man

lean idol
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i would forget and move on

worldly forum
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skill issue i guess

neat moat
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lily didn't say hi back unhappy

lean idol
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skill issue

lean idol
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atleast i dont hate myself !!

neat moat
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yipee

worldly forum
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i said yurr,

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i meant hey

onyx igloo
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I thought yurr ment yes

worldly forum
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vocal stim tired

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it’s both

onyx igloo
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Oh

worldly forum
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it’s multi purpose

neat moat
onyx igloo
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Is like the Midwest ope

neat moat
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I have a headache that ima take some pills for. Got some account hunting I need to do

onyx igloo
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"Ope, sorry there."

worldly forum
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idk where i picked it up from, somewhere online

neat moat
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lily is certified word stealer

worldly forum
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ugh i wanna get out of this bath but i don’t wanna have to deal with being wet in a dry space

worldly forum
neat moat
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towls were invented for a reason

worldly forum
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i steal all your phrases and funnies

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fuck you

neat moat
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lmao

worldly forum
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my hair is wet

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and it’s THICK

neat moat
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Ohhh

worldly forum
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it doesn’t dry fast

neat moat
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Can you use a blow dryer?

worldly forum
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probably. i was just saying it to complain though

neat moat
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Or do the thing they do in the movies and wear a towel on your head

lean idol
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women bro

worldly forum
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i’m gonna get out and grumble about it and then forget it

neat moat
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I see

gloomy totem
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do you have a humidifier?

worldly forum
onyx igloo
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I have thick ass hair

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Double edged sword

worldly forum
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looks gorgeous after wash day

onyx igloo
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You have nice hair but it takes a shit ton of work to be nice hair

worldly forum
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and the. looks like shit

onyx igloo
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I keep my hair in a crew cut

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I like crew cuts

neat moat
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this is why I shave my head

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I can't deal with hair

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Too much work for me

worldly forum
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i’m gonna get an undercut to get rid of some of the weight

gloomy totem
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I love Gerald

neat moat
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lily will become apart of the woke mob

worldly forum
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i already am

onyx igloo
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Aren't we all awake?

neat moat
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Not me

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Im eepy 😴

gloomy totem
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I'm a parasite

worldly forum
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i believe in “human rights” and “decency” and other blue hair liberal lies

neat moat
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How outrageous

worldly forum
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there is a cat on my stomach

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good news: she is tiny

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bad news: claws on my skin

neat moat
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pet

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stroke

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scritch

gloomy totem
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my cats either don't want to sit with me or have a 20% chance to violently attack me

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scratch

worldly forum
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meanwhile my other cat hurts much more despite the fact that she’s declawed (not by us)

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she’s just so fucking fat

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and heavy

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that it feels like a fucking walrus is sitting on you

neat moat
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chumky

gloomy totem
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heft number?

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(weight)

worldly forum
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i have

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no idea actually

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she wouldn’t cooperate at the vet

gloomy totem
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estimated heft number?

worldly forum
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she’s a spicy chunk

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hmmm

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asking my roommate because i’m bad at estimating

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10 pounds but i swear she is fatter

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she’s a mainecoon mix so she looks extra barrel shaped

neat moat
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Could go for a smoke ngl

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I deserve it

worldly forum
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hell yeah brother

neat moat
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You know that reminds me

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I should probably gift an acquaintance some Newports

simple bear
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made this guy outside work

gloomy totem
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and I will be saddened

neat moat
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Life is a joinery not a destination

icy vigil
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Im gonna have to go to the destination real quick then

neat moat
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There is no one definiton to life

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I have several persinally

stiff geyser
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Don't you hate it when you fall to the void in your pz basement?

hardy muralBOT
neat moat
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Luna is turbo speedin rn

hardy muralBOT
stiff geyser
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Smh

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Still a long way to the top

neat moat
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what is this mythical top you speak of

candid patio
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yall wanna know my special weapon to fighting sickness?

neat moat
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washing hands I hope

candid patio
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no like after i'm already sick

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the thing that makes me get better faster

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raw garlic

thin wedge
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Rawdog garlic indeed

candid patio
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munch that shit up a couple times a day

neat moat
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oh yeah I heard of it

candid patio
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my wife makes me sleep in another room when i do it

thin wedge
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maybe an onion too

candid patio
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but i been sick for a week and today i said fuck it i'm getting the garlic

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and i feel better already

vital marten
thin wedge
karmic jetty
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guh so many OLD ppl

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they be talkin how they graduated in 85 and stuff

spare ingot
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back in my day we used skype and myspace not discord

neat moat
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Zeerol is secretly 1293 years old

icy vigil
karmic jetty
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cousins wedding

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hmm i like hearin old stories

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chat u will be like this in the future

icy vigil
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I simply eat in weddings

karmic jetty
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im eatin rn

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yommers

icy vigil
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Trust

neat moat
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What does the creature consume

karmic jetty
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whomst

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what annoys me most in these ceremonies is how ppl are asking me WHEN

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marriage is dumb shrimple as

bronze moat
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My choice of water

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Prolly kill me lol. 2 a day and I’m old

icy vigil
bronze moat
royal shadow
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Quien habla español

neat moat
#

no sé

olive echo
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GREETINGS COUGH TO THE FREEMAN, I NEED TO VIOLENT COUGHING I NEED COUGH I NEED TO SELL YOUR HEV SUIT LUNG CANCER

bronze moat
fervent igloo
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Is the RV in the base game or is it a mod

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I added rv interior and I can't find an RV

last spoke
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🟣You'll need a mod like Used cars or something else that advertises itself to work with RV interiors imrc

toxic relic
neat moat
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hello stink

karmic jetty
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yahaha

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im homeee

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perhaps its time for more kcd2

jovial pond
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Ima roleplay as wyatt

thin wedge
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More like gyatt

neat moat
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damn

karmic jetty
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dammit i was looking for that!!!

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bigpoo

candid patio
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what's a game that's not out yet that you are really excited about?

velvet pebble
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German big cannon in the bunker

candid patio
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that looks interesting

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neat, thanks for sharing!

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one i'm looking forward to is streets of fortuna

toxic relic
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🐟

candid patio
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which is an indepth procedurally generated free roaming sandbox game

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its supposed to be very in depth, and is made by one of the makers of dwarf fortress

toxic relic
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and coq

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caves of qud

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same publisher

candid patio
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lol that looks a lot like df

toxic relic
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nah its very different

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its just ascii art

candid patio
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ostranauts also looks really cool

toxic relic
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real

candid patio
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a lot of people mention a certain aspect ruins the game so i've been hesitant to try it

neat moat
toxic relic
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real

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i took the day off to chill at home and ended up delving into ghost kitchens

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ive been cross referencing every nearby restaurant on 4 different local delivery apps

spring hedge
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@toxic relic they are not responding there...

toxic relic
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damn

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uhhh well tbh i dont fucking know the answer

spring hedge
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Okay

toxic relic
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whats the question again

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also nice

spring hedge
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B41 lover

toxic relic
#

real

toxic relic
#

ive been playing b41 mainly as well

toxic relic
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and data

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i just wanna know

neat moat
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Oh thought you were gonna like call them out

spring hedge
#

Now it's time to change... zombie

neat moat
#

I remember hearing they're kinda shitty

toxic relic
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well im not gonna fuckin order from them

toxic relic
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they skirt labour regulations

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and health and safety regulations

neat moat
#

I love it when businesses maximize profits

toxic relic
neat moat
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Unfortunately I couldn't treat myself today

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thinking tomorrow I will

toxic relic
#

whats yer plan

neat moat
#

Go to a Chinese restaurant I know

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fucking love their food

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cheep as hell

toxic relic
#

sick

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hope its a good time mate

neat moat
#

Yee

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Oh and I finally made that Facebook account

toxic relic
#

why

neat moat
#

Major W for me

neat moat
toxic relic
#

real

neat moat
#

it's a step towards freedom

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Now I need like 500 bucks

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ish

neat moat
#

Only issue is I'm not like

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sure what to do next

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You cant exactly park anywhere

toxic relic
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hmm

neat moat
#

prolly rent a campsite maybe

toxic relic
#

not sure, is there no app or smilar where you can check free parking spots

neat moat
#

Sort of. I need to do some actual research. But much of the information tends to be out of date

toxic relic
neat moat
#

The second idea I had was getting a job somewhere and like seeing if the owners are cool with me parking there lmao

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Hell, might actually meet people too who knows

toxic relic
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hell yeah dude

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i dont have much advice but im glad youre thinking of shit

neat moat
#

You ever been homeless?

toxic relic
#

yessir

neat moat
#

Any extra tips?

toxic relic
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didnt live in a camper van tho

neat moat
#

Yeah

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Im lucky there

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shits luxury

toxic relic
#

i just spoke to other unhoused people to learn where to go for free food or spots to shower

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public library for wifi and charging

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toilets to wash and brush teeth

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check if theres any food banks around and what you need to qualify

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if you do get a job/place to park ask if you can get your mail delivered there

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and if you can use them as your residential address

neat moat
#

Yeah, kinda the idea I had too. But I don't like going to them. I feel other people need it more than me

toxic relic
#

nah

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if you need it you need it mate

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thats what its there for

neat moat
#

idk

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If I'm out of food I'll consider

toxic relic
#

:[

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alr

neat moat
#

I also like

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don't like social workers

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It's

toxic relic
#

hahah thats valid

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dont need to explain

neat moat
#

It's odd though isn't it?

#

the way the look at you

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speak to you

toxic relic
#

indeed

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weird mix of condescending and infantilising

#

hope it works out tho dude

neat moat
#

Thanks

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Sad hours over

toxic relic
neat moat
#

I've been thinking of cooking while I can

toxic relic
#

moussaka

neat moat
#

What

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no

#

It's like a noodle thing

#

Looks good

#

kinda cheesy

toxic relic
#

is that what you want to make?

#

go for it man

neat moat
#

Well yeah

#

But it looks complimicated

toxic relic
neat moat
#

how many ghost restaurants you've tracked so far

toxic relic
#

127

neat moat
#

Damn that's crazy

#

is the link where they host?

vapid kiln
#

I just wanna know, tally wise, how many people have tattooed mr stink man fartass's name to the small of their backs?

neat moat
#

Id also like to know this

simple bear
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absolutelt combobulated rn. watchign teels and eatign chciek en

#

fuck yeH

#

my fat ahh cat

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💔

strange spruce
#

Awwwwwwwwwwww

simple bear
#

bro is chillin

#

tonight i am srinking vodka mixed with cranberry juice

autumn shale
#

Parce, como que ahora hay incomodidad en project?

#

Que es esa monda

autumn shale
#

:)*

simple bear
vital marten
carmine basin
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damn self harm hurts

#

i didnt even draw any blood and it still hurts ALOT

ruby shoal
#

Alright man

#

Maybe you should not do that

simple bear
autumn shale
#

Todos hablan ingles aqui, pero asi los quiero jashkab :).

simple bear
#

so i stopped plsying miltipleryger games while so rh

#

sober

carmine basin
#

are you drunk

simple bear
#

Yeh

ruby shoal
#

Anyone else call the Zomboid zombies

simple bear
carmine basin
#

yea i can tell

ruby shoal
#

Just me hahaha how hilarious

carmine basin
#

“whwnever i rage at multiplayer games i repearedly punch myself in the head until i get dizzy”🗣️🗣️🗣️

simple bear
#

im ginna have more and pltobably play ck3

carmine basin
#

i think your

simple bear
#

I got 1400 hrs in ikt

carmine basin
#

already drunk enough

vital marten
#

The most I’ve raged at a game was Rs6 and that was just calling someone dogwater 😭

simple bear
#

i have white claw s

ruby shoal
#

Bruh go to bed

carmine basin
#

i generally dont undertstand what game your going to play

carmine basin
simple bear
ruby shoal
#

U ain’t drunk off 2 white claws

simple bear
#

medievla map game

simple bear
spare ingot
neat moat
#

ck3 where the sentence "I married my sisters daughter" can legally be used

simple bear
#

Opened this when i got home

ruby shoal
#

Type a coherent sentence rq

carmine basin
ruby shoal
#

Like type as normally as you can, like this.

candid tide
#

bros

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what do

simple bear
#

Tomorrow I dhall wake up su 9 am and go t o the dtore

candid tide
#

im sleepy

vital marten
candid tide
#

but if i sleep now, i cant sleep later

spare ingot
carmine basin
candid tide
#

and it's only 3pm

#

it's too early to sleep

ruby shoal
spare ingot
simple bear
#

Monzter wnergy and protein powdey

ruby shoal
#

U want to know how I know it’s cuz I’m equally fucked up as you

simple bear
ruby shoal
#

And I’m typing normal

candid tide
#

it's saturday and i sleep for 4 hours

#

fucking hell

simple bear
#

Wat h

candid tide
#

i woke up earlier today

carmine basin
#

“Monzter wnergy and protein powdey”🗣️

candid tide
#

like, just before 4am

carmine basin
#

i sure to love me some monzter wnergy

candid tide
#

and i know i went to bed right before midnight

simple bear
#

Poure d more

vital marten
carmine basin
#

bryk your going to have liver failure

#

you gotta tone it down a bit

candid tide
#

no im too broke for that

simple bear
carmine basin
#

WHY ARE YOU DRINKING MORE THEN??”

vital marten
candid tide
#

im in a state of perpetual brokeness and insomnia

neat moat
#

real

simple bear
#

weed

spare ingot
#

if not you're in great danger

carmine basin
#

bro the indie stone is gonna have an announcement about you bro😭

simple bear
carmine basin
#

your gonna fucking DIE

neat moat
#

SSSSSCCCCOOOOOTTTTLLLAAAAANNNDDD FFFOOOORRRREEEVVVEEEERRRR

simple bear
#

somebody moveg my energy drink

carmine basin
#

rip bro😭🙏

candid tide
#

but man

#

it sucks so much

carmine basin
#

your consuming monster energy

#

and vodka

candid tide
#

having to slog through the rest of a weekend

simple bear
carmine basin
#

are you trying to kill yourself

vital marten
candid tide
#

while running on 4 hours of sleep

spare ingot
candid tide
#

and i cant just go to sleep because otherwise i wont be able to fall asleep at a proper time

carmine basin
#

“it has come to notice that a user named @simple bear has passed away.”

#

this is what we gonna see in the announcements

simple bear
carmine basin
#

if you continue this shit

spare ingot
#

badlandschugs but alcohol

simple bear
carmine basin
#

rip🙏

spare ingot
vital marten
#

Oh god.. blacking out in a zombie apocalypse must be a nightmare to realize

carmine basin
#

bryk you have so much to live for like

#

to drink me

#

alcohol

simple bear
#

tomorrow nightt too

carmine basin
#

and not die from alcohol poisoning

spare ingot
simple bear
#

go to a friends house se and drink wit her

carmine basin
#

bryk you should go driving down your street for fun

simple bear
carmine basin
#

so

spare ingot
vital marten
#

We do a little sledding

carmine basin
#

liqour doesnt freeze

vital marten
simple bear
carmine basin
#

do it

simple bear
#

i may take a walk with spoticy going

carmine basin
#

do a drive instead

carmine basin
#

it would be very much coler

primal river
#

Get this man his meys

simple bear
#

meys 💔

primal river
#

real

simple bear
#

i finidhef all my chicken

carmine basin
#

they only made drunk driving illegal since its to fun for the commoners

primal river
#

Time to get more

#

Exactly

primal river
#

Its to accommodate for the casuals

simple bear
#

im hoing to watch

#

band of brorhers

primal river
#

Its purely a skill issue

primal river
#

🫡

glad valve
#

Bro

simple bear
#

does ios messGe notify if you acreenshot

glad valve
#

Someone help meeee

#

I'm so zooted

carmine basin
#

nah

glad valve
#

I ate the THC pen juice

vital marten
#

Pen pineapple apple pen

carmine basin
#

throw up?

glad valve
#

No

#

Not yrt

#

I ate

#

Hersey

#

Kisses 💋

simple bear
glad valve
#

Mauw

simple bear
glad valve
#

Hershy

#

Chockonalachk

#

Chocllkacl

simple bear
carmine basin
#

you’d rather possibly get poisoned

glad valve
#

Chawcklat

primal river
carmine basin
#

that throw up hershey kisses

glad valve
#

Chawlklet

#

Am i

#

Doing

#

Permanent

#

Brain

#

Damage

#

Am I

#

Super

#

Fuvked

simple bear
#

veother is a dog

carmine basin
#

the fuck is inside of that pen liquid

simple bear
#

poison

glad valve
#

Idek

#

I'm fucking tweaking brodi

primal river
#

Battery acid

simple bear
glad valve
#

HUH?!!?!

#

WHAT??

primal river
#

Battery acid is in thc pens & vapes ect

glad valve
#

OH FUCK 🥷🏻🥷🏻🥷🏻

#

IS THAT WHY IT BURNED?!

#

SO MUCH?!

primal river
#

Yes its powered via a battery

glad valve
#

OH FUCK

simple bear
#

i have to finidh this and the. I go on my pc

carmine basin
#

you drink vape

#

liquid?

glad valve
#

OH HOLY FUCK

carmine basin
#

BRO THROW UP

#

YOUR GONNA DIE

glad valve
#

I CAN'T

#

AHHHHH

primal river
#

If it burns its just out of flavour and burning the cotton

glad valve
#

I DON'T WANNA DIE

carmine basin
#

just shove your finger in yoru throat

glad valve
#

I DON'T WANNNA DIEEE

simple bear
primal river
#

Doesnt mean the battery is broken

glad valve
#

SOMEONE CALLLL MEEE

#

I DON'T WANNA NANA DIEEE

#

I didn't wanna diejeee

primal river
#

But ur always gonna suck in battery acid

simple bear
#

i fone before

glad valve
#

HELP MEEE

carmine basin
#

just

glad valve
#

HELLOPP

#

I FINTC ANNW A IN T DKEJEIEIE

carmine basin
#

forcefully throw up

vital marten
#

😭 🤣

glad valve
#

I dirne and not dieeiei

#

I DON'T WANNA DIE

carmine basin
#

instead of screaming on discord

primal river
#

Finger pop your throat

glad valve
#

IM DONNTSNZJoakaooziz

glad valve
#

JAIAIZZJSJANNZIZKX

carmine basin
#

stay calm

primal river
#

Bro got no fight or flight response fr

#

He just got panic

glad valve
#

Jdjdjznxnwiso 763%(%-3)k 10101810101001100101010101010001010101010010101010110101001010101010001101001010101010101010101110110101010101

toxic hawk
#

Yeah he's only tedious with those 70k hp lol gg

primal river
#

Bro talking in binary

glad valve
#

(All systems suspended.)

carmine basin
#

do you know how do forcefully throw up connor

glad valve
#

(Initializing System Shutdown.)

#

(...)

#

(...)

#

(...)

#

(...)

primal river
#

Stick two fingers down your through 🫡

simple bear
#

gonna dteal my sisters cheezits

glad valve
#

(All systems: Nominal.)

simple bear
#

❤️

primal river
glad valve
#

(Entering slow thirum repair mode. Cyberlife contacted.)

primal river
simple bear