#general_chat
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oh yeah the cover is most important
🟣Look, there's 13 of us using this head, give Mrp a break
oh thats so annyoing, i dont wear any more rings for that reason
hahah yeah, im sure just one of you have forgotten more than i've known
Hello everyone 😄
I make my own rings so I like wearing them, but I made this one smaller than normal so it's smaller on my finger and now I can't take it off cuz I lost some skin from tug of war
I saw somewhere that in like Asian culture they give jade bracelets to people that matter a lot to them like family and stuff and its meant to be like so tight fitting you need like water and soap to get it on your wrist because you're never meant to take it off
I didn't make my ring to not take off I just have wounds that sting like hell on my finger
ohhh u can make ur own rings??? also how badly didu. lose in tug of war lamo
we lost both rounds it was 25 vs 25
yikes, can u just keep it on?
cut your finger off
god damn, who tf r u playing tug of war with 50 people lol
School
ohhh fair enoguh
Balls.
i was like "it sounds like some frat thing"
oh my god you unlocked a middle school memory from me
uni / college? (panic to smile lmao)
please share
I only went up cuz they were missing one person and some friends were calling out my name
felt nice when they clapped tho lol
true
would of been cool
I am studying NOTHING
because it's required by law 
also mister shark about to hit us with the 1000 word essay
u in highschool?
lmaooo
shark just gonna say hi
i figured u were a first year uni student
Bros just typing it in his native language
facts
Quick ring flex (I made these bad boys)
The one on the left is the one I gotta leave on tho
yeah i saw ur pfp and realized it was a prob a ring u made and not some one on google
lmaoo yeah, cool design tho
go for it
and ready
DETONATE
4 more hours at work and then i can drink
bang bang, lets go
one time we were playing tug of war or some shit and it was during one of the last school days so some teachers were giving us some time outside to just do whatever and it was boys vs girls and obviously we cooked the girls the first round but this teacher came in and LITERALLY WAS A FUCKING TUG OF WAR CHAMPION and they gave them like a whole ass strategy, then on the countdown the teacher told them to start a second before we do and then after when the girls obviously won I was tweaking out hard and shit, so I'm like "yo you girls cheated" and these lying ass mfs looked at me like I just landed on the planet earth or something and for the rest of the day I was mad asf
Holy text wall batman
friends cancelled on my birthday plans tomorrow trynna see if another one of them is free to chill
oh ngl, i would of been lowkey salty from that lmaooo
its over
rippp, yeah shit happens
sorry to hear that
thats a crazy strategy tho, would not expect a teacher to be like that lmao
nah cause I was actually pissed cause they would not stfu about it for the rest of the school year
oh okay thats honestly annoying lol
should of done a rematch
as soon as they count down, you just go crazy
yo Moe, have you got into any fights before
I BLED for it
I got mugged once
your teamates were selling man
in school or what
"legal"
shit yeha ig thats fair enough
it's why I have 6 license plates
very legal i see
Ask @fathom igloo
Cambrie, how legal is moe
wrong way to ask that bub
Not legal at all
lamooo
how do y ou know?
because I'm a crime commuter
avg day for Moe
Who don't pay taxes
He’s overstayed his outer space visa
taxes r overrated
and u didnt report it to the E.T. Police? doesnt that make u an acomplice
cambrie and moe colluding
No I did
Cambrì would rather eat a rock before helping me out
or so u say
He destroys all the ships coming to get him
secretly theirs some "legal" stuff going on
ahhhh
i cant blame him though
i would as well
Cambrie knows I've ethically sourced the license plates
Don’t pull me into your legal battles; I’m not your lawyer. I’ll send you to prison rn.
straight to the pit
Exactly; Moe straight to jail
I've been to jail twice to visit myself
Moe casually strolling in to visit Moe
They don't like when I try strolling back out
I ate too much sushi 🤢
lmaoo
oh yikes... was it the super raw ones like sashimi
Yes
That and a Philly roll
I love them sm
Hi
Only issue I’ve had is eating too many
how is your day going
Maaaan I'm tired
hug?
Season 7 of TWD was such a slow burn
Probably my least favorite season so far
I feel like season 7-8 should have been one season
What was that one again
They all blended together at a certain point
History is ultimately determined by the victor and tomato town in 40 to 50 years will be written as a necessary sacrifice to make progress when in reality it was a move, made by the strong to crush the week and continue the cycle of peak capitalism and privilege in our society
Cant even remember what happened in that season
she feeds my cats pal, you wouldnt know true love if it hit you with a car
yep its tuberculosis
better find a mountain to die on
while the sun rises

Did you have a good valentines
Oy!
LOVE YOURSELF NOW
Bill, I'll share my KitKat with you. 
i had a fantastic valentines
we went to the aquarium and made lasagna together :)
Balls.
The hoovie when its a spy instead
MAJOR NEWS**
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Mouse
pleed
"Father, why are you holding that food and not eating it?"
🤨
NOOOOO I MISSED THE SKRM TALK
Crazy ass dream
2 fort has a fent problem 😔
Bird how did you know that is 2 fort 
Lucky guess
Sus
That is great
Ballerina
Diden't had any myself...or didn't bother for asking anyone to become my valentine 
Hey bird, whast todays word?
Russifications
It’s all good thanks
gogeta job
Ok so that doesn't work here, got it
next year brother its a fuckass holiday anyway
So, just a russian translation?
only reason i wasnt on my own today was pure coincidence she came over this week
How could I work for project Zomboid for free

Ok i found the problem, and i bet I look like a schitzo
cool chip can I trust you to give me a lobotomy
Weird with soy sauce tho
I also had these sesame bean paste thingies
Sweet but they needed something
And also chicken karaage which was perfect
It was like a lil share tray
Not too bothered about it anyway 
oh my god i didn’t know it would frustrate you
if it makes you feel any better he’s not seeing me this weekend and i’m gonna crash out
No
dude
volunteer
Volunteer?
yeah idk it gives me a sense of purpose
Do I get money?
I'll take that as a no.
no
it’s just a good thing to do, go outside
meet people
i help with dinner service at a church near me on wednesdays
It's dark outside
And 37 degrees
Can spring be here faster please
I want to walk in shorts
Hey i love this game but im too poor to afford it, Can somebody buy me project zomboid?
Yeah, you.
You buy you game!
I wish..
Wait until twenty dollars appears
Out of the funny leather pocket
If you cannot wait that long
You dont seem to understand how much 20$ is to my family lol
Crazy
im 14 😸
me when jack the ripper was a barber
cant get a job yet
Child Labor
go do your algebra homework lil bro
It only gets worse!
Go and walk dogs lil bro
I tend to detail cars
mow lawns
Put a poster up
babysit
Steal purses
its literally -30 in my city
kids these days
Where do you live bruh
Jesus Christ chat...
Antartica?
back in my day i had to walk in -100 degree weather to get to school everyday that was 15 miles away
Nah, north montana
(Canada)
Callinglake alberta
canada
bro just doxxed himself a little too closely
idk y’all have free healthcare
Gotta lock in brodi
STOP COMPLAINING
How you gonna survive Zomboid if you can't even survive real life? Smh.
tutoring? maybe?
Yeah lowkey are you super smart or smt
idk if you’re smart people will pay for help with schoolwork
fuck no
figures
time to sell drugs
Bro 💀🙏🏻
i hope you have an adderall prescription for misdiagnosed adhd
lol this community lowkey sucks 😭
yeah we play zomboid we hate ourselves
Nah we just engage in a minor amount of tomfoolery
figured
atleast i dont hate myself
uhm personally an ex of mine randomly bought me this game
you’re 14
Now if we ACTUALLY hated ourselves
We would all live in Philadelphia
you hate yourself
You're in a public discord server at 14 bruh
canon event
lol ni
Ain't no way
no
lies
Almost had me there
get a therapist
i’m an old woman.
Ain't no way bruh
i no longer know the meaning of hate or love
This is a 45 year old man bruh
therapist exists!!
I'm 16, I learned that hate is trigonometry and love is having a big plate of food in front of me
Yin yang
23 and hating on a 14 yo ?
literally why do you think i recommended it you braindead FOOL
🤨
i’m not even hating, we’re just joshing
just joshing guys !!
yeah
Real asf
anyway buy me pz
Nah
no
We just as broke
lol
I'm in a state of constant crazy with math
I understand it, forget it and REMEMBERING knowing it
We in the trenches bruh
you said bro
get a boyfriend or something. that usually works for me
aw man
Real asf
sorry it’s late
im a dude😭
Pretend to be an E-Girl
genuine stumble
Better results
and i don’t manipulate my way into getting things
Can someone that experienced play with me and my friend
You're literally begging for it 😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
lol
Like that's low-key worse
not begging but okay
Takes 0 Finesse
simply asking
You kinda are
it wasn’t even a manipulation thing
Asking multiple times is considered begging Le Bozo
that’s usually what they all say..
i asked twice
i recommend putting it on your steam wishlist and waiting for it to go on sale
"Multiple."
its already on sale 😭
more sale
Æ

de kommer hjaelp us
lord
Hug
what more can we say
Huh*
Uhh
Kurwa.
fuck idk, get good?
Thats something!
Are you a polish person
No
reach nirvana
Splendid ☕
polish spells it kurwa and Romanian spells it curva
slay
okay
Use that if you will
vittu you Lily
lily
I have to keep an 80% minimum
yurr
Are Polish people all Femboys
It... not fun.
probably not
still reminiscing on hs?
youve reached peak unc status
yeah that’s what. people do
No you have the gear head polish man
we reminisce
i wouldn’t
that’s how humans work
i would forget and move on
skill issue i guess
lily didn't say hi back 
skill issue
how’re you!!
atleast i dont hate myself !!
yipee
hello there
I thought yurr ment yes
Oh
it’s multi purpose
Lily communication lore unlocked
Is like the Midwest ope
I have a headache that ima take some pills for. Got some account hunting I need to do
"Ope, sorry there."
idk where i picked it up from, somewhere online
lily is certified word stealer
ugh i wanna get out of this bath but i don’t wanna have to deal with being wet in a dry space
mhm
towls were invented for a reason
lmao
Ohhh
it doesn’t dry fast
Can you use a blow dryer?
probably. i was just saying it to complain though
Or do the thing they do in the movies and wear a towel on your head
women bro
i’m gonna get out and grumble about it and then forget it
I see
do you have a humidifier?
nah i just live in humid place
looks gorgeous after wash day
You have nice hair but it takes a shit ton of work to be nice hair
and the. looks like shit
i’m gonna get an undercut to get rid of some of the weight
I love Gerald
lily will become apart of the woke mob
i already am
Aren't we all awake?
How outrageous
my cats either don't want to sit with me or have a 20% chance to violently attack me
scratch
meanwhile my other cat hurts much more despite the fact that she’s declawed (not by us)
she’s just so fucking fat
and heavy
that it feels like a fucking walrus is sitting on you
chumky
estimated heft number?
she’s a spicy chunk
hmmm
asking my roommate because i’m bad at estimating
10 pounds but i swear she is fatter
she’s a mainecoon mix so she looks extra barrel shaped
hell yeah brother
Life is a joinery not a destination
Im gonna have to go to the destination real quick then
Don't you hate it when you fall to the void in your pz basement?
Luna is turbo speedin rn
what is this mythical top you speak of
yall wanna know my special weapon to fighting sickness?
washing hands I hope
no like after i'm already sick
the thing that makes me get better faster
raw garlic
Rawdog garlic indeed
munch that shit up a couple times a day
oh yeah I heard of it
my wife makes me sleep in another room when i do it
but i been sick for a week and today i said fuck it i'm getting the garlic
and i feel better already
ok grandpa
back in my day we used skype and myspace not discord
Zeerol is secretly 1293 years old
Why are you with old people
cousins wedding
hmm i like hearin old stories
chat u will be like this in the future
I simply eat in weddings
Im actually gonna be the interesting grandpa
Trust
What does the creature consume
whomst
what annoys me most in these ceremonies is how ppl are asking me WHEN
marriage is dumb shrimple as
Not enough shit posting
mm woter
me when fuji woter

Quien habla español
no sé
GREETINGS COUGH TO THE FREEMAN, I NEED TO VIOLENT COUGHING I NEED COUGH I NEED TO SELL YOUR HEV SUIT LUNG CANCER
Is the RV in the base game or is it a mod
I added rv interior and I can't find an RV
🟣You'll need a mod like Used cars or something else that advertises itself to work with RV interiors imrc
marriage is dumb
hello stink
ok
Ima roleplay as wyatt
More like gyatt
damn
what's a game that's not out yet that you are really excited about?
Pvkk
German big cannon in the bunker
that looks interesting
neat, thanks for sharing!
one i'm looking forward to is streets of fortuna
which is an indepth procedurally generated free roaming sandbox game
its supposed to be very in depth, and is made by one of the makers of dwarf fortress
lol that looks a lot like df
ostranauts also looks really cool
real
a lot of people mention a certain aspect ruins the game so i've been hesitant to try it
Good to know I'm actively reducing stinks lifespan as we speak
real
i took the day off to chill at home and ended up delving into ghost kitchens
ive been cross referencing every nearby restaurant on 4 different local delivery apps
@toxic relic they are not responding there...
Okay
B41 lover
real
Whats your end game?
ive been playing b41 mainly as well
Oh thought you were gonna like call them out
Now it's time to change... 
I remember hearing they're kinda shitty
well im not gonna fuckin order from them
they are
they skirt labour regulations
and health and safety regulations

I love it when businesses maximize profits
whats yer plan
why
Major W for me
I need to buy a camper for my car to move out of this shithole
real
hmm
prolly rent a campsite maybe
not sure, is there no app or smilar where you can check free parking spots
Sort of. I need to do some actual research. But much of the information tends to be out of date

The second idea I had was getting a job somewhere and like seeing if the owners are cool with me parking there lmao
Hell, might actually meet people too who knows
You ever been homeless?
yessir
Any extra tips?
didnt live in a camper van tho
well its dependent on where you live since different places have different laws and such
i just spoke to other unhoused people to learn where to go for free food or spots to shower
public library for wifi and charging
toilets to wash and brush teeth
check if theres any food banks around and what you need to qualify
if you do get a job/place to park ask if you can get your mail delivered there
and if you can use them as your residential address
Yeah, kinda the idea I had too. But I don't like going to them. I feel other people need it more than me
I've been thinking of cooking while I can
moussaka

how many ghost restaurants you've tracked so far
127

I just wanna know, tally wise, how many people have tattooed mr stink man fartass's name to the small of their backs?
Id also like to know this
absolutelt combobulated rn. watchign teels and eatign chciek en
fuck yeH
my fat ahh cat
💔
Awwwwwwwwwwww
ily 🫶

whwnever i rage at multiplayer games i repearedly punch myself in the head until i get dizzy
Todos hablan ingles aqui, pero asi los quiero jashkab :).
are you drunk
Yeh
Anyone else call the Zomboid zombies
Lmao that’s wild
Yeah
yea i can tell
Just me hahaha how hilarious
“whwnever i rage at multiplayer games i repearedly punch myself in the head until i get dizzy”🗣️🗣️🗣️
im ginna have more and pltobably play ck3
i think your
I got 1400 hrs in ikt
already drunk enough
The most I’ve raged at a game was Rs6 and that was just calling someone dogwater 😭
i have white claw s
Bruh go to bed
i generally dont undertstand what game your going to play
can i have some
Ceudader kings 3
U ain’t drunk off 2 white claws
medievla map game
Rn i been drinking vodka
the most uncontrollable rage I've ever felt is dying in minecraft without keep inventory
ck3 where the sentence "I married my sisters daughter" can legally be used
Opened this when i got home
Type a coherent sentence rq
i want to be like you when i grow up
Like type as normally as you can, like this.
Tomorrow I dhall wake up su 9 am and go t o the dtore
im sleepy
Kills the buzz at best, gives a headache at worst 
but if i sleep now, i cant sleep later
sleep
and get what
Lol ur faking it
stay awake
Monzter wnergy and protein powdey
U want to know how I know it’s cuz I’m equally fucked up as you
Totallg
And I’m typing normal
Wat h
i woke up earlier today
“Monzter wnergy and protein powdey”🗣️
like, just before 4am
i sure to love me some monzter wnergy
and i know i went to bed right before midnight
Poure d more
Time for that gummy bear called melatonin
no im too broke for that
It has bene hurting for 2 fays
WHY ARE YOU DRINKING MORE THEN??”

im in a state of perpetual brokeness and insomnia
real
bro the indie stone is gonna have an announcement about you bro😭
ny damily is scottish
your gonna fucking DIE
SSSSSCCCCOOOOOTTTTLLLAAAAANNNDDD FFFOOOORRRREEEVVVEEEERRRR
somebody moveg my energy drink
rip bro😭🙏
having to slog through the rest of a weekend
out of mosnhet drinking reign
are you trying to kill yourself

while running on 4 hours of sleep
okay safe
and i cant just go to sleep because otherwise i wont be able to fall asleep at a proper time
“it has come to notice that a user named @simple bear has passed away.”
this is what we gonna see in the announcements
if you continue this shit
you know how you go into a bar in pz and just drink all the wine
badlandschugs but alcohol
rip🙏
have you just been stockpiling for today
Oh god.. blacking out in a zombie apocalypse must be a nightmare to realize
bday celebrati on
tomorrow nightt too
and not die from alcohol poisoning
very nice
go to a friends house se and drink wit her
bryk you should go driving down your street for fun
it anowing
so
well they're an adult (I hope) so they probably have the self restraint to not drink themselves to death
We do a little sledding
liqour doesnt freeze

🗣️
do it
i may take a walk with spoticy going
do a drive instead
it would be very much coler
Get this man his meys
meys 💔
real
i finidhef all my chicken
they only made drunk driving illegal since its to fun for the commoners
Its to accommodate for the casuals
Its purely a skill issue
🫡
Bro
does ios messGe notify if you acreenshot
nah
I ate the THC pen juice
Pen pineapple apple pen
throw up?
i miss my geekeb years
Mauw
Wait
you’d rather possibly get poisoned
Chawcklat
Why isnt that a gif ;-;
that throw up hershey kisses
veother is a dog
the fuck is inside of that pen liquid
poison
Battery acid
gasoline 
Battery acid is in thc pens & vapes ect
Yes its powered via a battery
OH FUCK
i have to finidh this and the. I go on my pc
OH HOLY FUCK
If it burns its just out of flavour and burning the cotton
I DON'T WANNA DIE
just shove your finger in yoru throat
I DON'T WANNNA DIEEE
u can eat cart wa x its laike and edible
Doesnt mean the battery is broken
But ur always gonna suck in battery acid
i fone before
HELP MEEE
just
forcefully throw up
😭 🤣
instead of screaming on discord
Finger pop your throat
IM DONNTSNZJoakaooziz
JAIAIZZJSJANNZIZKX
stay calm
Jdjdjznxnwiso 763%(%-3)k 10101810101001100101010101010001010101010010101010110101001010101010001101001010101010101010101110110101010101
Yeah he's only tedious with those 70k hp lol gg
Bro talking in binary
(All systems suspended.)
do you know how do forcefully throw up connor
Stick two fingers down your through 🫡
gonna dteal my sisters cheezits
(All systems: Nominal.)
❤️
Eat em infront of her to assert dominance
(Entering slow thirum repair mode. Cyberlife contacted.)
Its about sending a message
she a 21 yr old desdbeat


