general_chat

[narrow rune]

It's in the rules

[agile osprey]

why theres no pz soundboards 😢

[karmic jetty]

bcs stinky

[narrow rune]

What would there be

ripping man apart.mp3

[agile osprey]

yes

[karmic jetty]

fart noises

[agile osprey]

i want to use it on other servers

[true pier]

The sound that plays when it jumpscares

[agile osprey]

yes

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/stink-stinky-eww-gross-disgusted-gif-17704588793983568874

[narrow rune]

Don't do that

[karmic jetty]

wait what the shrimp

avowed is out?

or am i wrong

[narrow rune]

Stop cursing pls

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[karmic jetty]

thats not a curse toe

[narrow rune]

Stop cursing

[karmic jetty]

toe (deragatory)

[narrow rune]

You aren't Rex-cellent

[karmic jetty]

im eggcellent

[floral fiber]

Burn it

[karmic jetty]

🥚

[narrow rune]

Your comment

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/dumpster-man-throw-out-trash-gif-14761446

[karmic jetty]

eggcel omeletmaxx

[vital marten]

My hairline is receding

Hopefully it stays where it’s at for another 3 years

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[karmic jetty]

what does this mean

[toxic relic]

balding

[karmic jetty]

are u growing ur 4head

[narrow rune]

8 hear

[toxic relic]

4head turning into 5head

[narrow rune]

I don't want to set the world on fire

[vital marten]

Not this bad yet, just signs of it starting

Unfortunate genetics on both sides so it’s something to look forward to

[floral fiber]

No kaboom?

[toxic relic]

i havent started on that yet, glad i got my dads genes with hair

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sad-cat-cat-depressed-depression-gif-13240550249247957481

[toxic relic]

ill have my luscious locks until im a sack of wrinkles

[karmic jetty]

fabulous gang

[toxic relic]

but its cool dude

being bald is fine

[karmic jetty]

just wear a hat 24/7

[toxic relic]

henry cavill has a receeding hairline

[karmic jetty]

being bald is fine

just DONT be like those bald actors who are often douches

[toxic relic]

thought you said who often douche

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-cat-rage-bald-head-cat-cat-silly-cat-weird-cat-gif-10142756518127810604

[toxic relic]

but yeah

that too

[fleet marten]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/702301411777708054/1123407049372483584/attachment.gif

[karmic jetty]

oh my glob

avowed looks kinda mid

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-glorp-glorp-glorp-cat-nervous-gulp-cat-gif-6405647114975741623

[toxic relic]

it looks kinda bad ngl

[karmic jetty]

watchin a review rn

[toxic relic]

the videos look like early trailers

[karmic jetty]

the dialogues are atrocious

[toxic relic]

the scenes are overlit too

[karmic jetty]

game looks dated lol

[toxic relic]

real

[karmic jetty]

dammit theres lack of rp

into the bin it goes

[fleet marten]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-glorp-glorp-glorp-cat-nervous-gulp-cat-gif-6405647114975741623

[eager cove]

Yo, you all should check out the aesthetic of the game Benign Land

Even if it's just videos

PC game ofc

Or maybe console idk

[onyx igloo]

When do we get the cherenkov cat

Blue cat

[toxic relic]

we outside

[karmic jetty]

geogussing it

[onyx igloo]

Bros in liberty city

[toxic relic]

lol

im sure echo can find it

[karmic jetty]

ur insulting me

[toxic relic]

okay

[karmic jetty]

:(

[toxic relic]

do it then bigpoo

[karmic jetty]

(i have no clue where this is)

[toxic relic]

its auckland lol

[karmic jetty]

not a real place

[toxic relic]

you see that tower on the right? thats skytower

[karmic jetty]

u made that word up

[onyx igloo]

goblino

[karmic jetty]

orag

[onyx igloo]

this fatass is stealing my other cats food

One skinny one fat

[toxic relic]

fartass

[karmic jetty]

that reminds me i gotta buy cat fud

[eager cove]

Orange cats might as well be a different animal

Especially male orange cats

[karmic jetty]

orang cats are more likely to be male

fun fact

[eager cove]

Yeah yeah

[sacred schooner]

why are you eating cat fud

[eager cove]

But still

Them mfs

[karmic jetty]

is for my cat

[eager cove]

Are crazy af

[karmic jetty]

cats

[onyx igloo]

Other car

[sacred schooner]

hi cat, I'm xal

[karmic jetty]

xal go to bed

[sacred schooner]

I just woke up

[karmic jetty]

woke down

[eager cove]

I've never seen any consistency in cats whatsoever outside of orange cats be wildin'

[karmic jetty]

no woke allowed

[toxic relic]

IM THE WOKER

[karmic jetty]

wonkler

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-die-dies-nekodies-nekodie-gif-21965693

[onyx igloo]

Why so queerious

[eager cove]

Well I mean, there's the universal cat stuff but I mean from one cat to another

[karmic jetty]

HAHAHAHA

[eager cove]

Funny story about these scars

[karmic jetty]

woker vs them

[onyx igloo]

I've been waiting a while to do that joke

[toxic relic]

second time ive sent this

[karmic jetty]

lmaoo

[onyx igloo]

Dawg just be laying like that

[eager cove]

I didn't wear chapstick beforehand smh

[toxic relic]

before what

you kissed so hard you fucked up your lips

[eager cove]

You can figure it out, the joke that is

[toxic relic]

i mean

[eager cove]

Yeah, kinda

[toxic relic]

the only option is that you tried to take something huge in your mouth with dry ass lips

[onyx igloo]

I just have chapped ass lips

[toxic relic]

like you tried to eat a frisbee

[onyx igloo]

These mfs look like ancient egypt

[eager cove]

Ayyyyy he got it

[toxic relic]

hey

im the man for these jokes

trust me

[eager cove]

This is why I make em here

[toxic relic]

ive tried to eat a frisbee at least thrice

[onyx igloo]

One furniture store had this

This shit so Fallout-y

[eager cove]

Yes

[eager cove]

You mean mid century?

And it's not even really

[onyx igloo]

Eh

[eager cove]

Kinda actually

It looks like a couch you'd craft for sure

[onyx igloo]

It kinda looks made from a plane

[eager cove]

I had to open and zoom in to see the rivets

[onyx igloo]

Or a car

[eager cove]

That's exactly what I was about to say

Is it a one of a kind or is that literally a mass-produced fucking couch?

[thorn stream]

whats the best server?

[eager cove]

Even if it's like more than 10

[thorn stream]

which server has the most players

[onyx igloo]

This one

[thorn stream]

im trynna play

[onyx igloo]

😎😎😎

[thorn stream]

nah i mean game server

[eager cove]

Different strokes for different fokes

[onyx igloo]

Idk

[eager cove]

There's a discord server for literally any topic and or any content creator that you can think of. Also any game

[thorn stream]

ugly ass cat

[narrow rune]

I've yet to find the Moe fan club only the Moe hate club

[thorn stream]

imma beat ts outta him

[onyx igloo]

Fuck you!!!

[eager cove]

Well it looks like you're in a somewhat normal furniture wholesale Warehouse if you took that picture

[onyx igloo]

You do not INSULT THE CAT

[thorn stream]

granny looking nice

[onyx igloo]

I AM THE ONE TO INSULT

[eager cove]

Honestly, it actually looks like hilariously enough a former airplane hanger

Like why is that building so big?

[onyx igloo]

This mf creepy asf

[eager cove]

Okay, I saw a sign for a Labor Day sale. It's definitely a fucking furniture wholesale retailer

[livid notch]

Just our usual lower than plunger citizen

[eager cove]

I got a Yap to keep yapping to stop plunging

Yep

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-how-do-we-kill-him-kill-mr-krabs-spongebob-gif-16173908663927160281

[eager cove]

Probably with that fire axe you worked so hard to get

[narrow rune]

Happy Valentine's Day guys goodnight

[onyx igloo]

Yes.

[eager cove]

Best I can do is shlorp you in the face with the poop suction cup.

[autumn stag]

Anyone know when will build 42 get multiplayer and server?

[livid notch]

[eager cove]

Nyeso

[onyx igloo]

I ain't got shit to do on Valentines day

[livid notch]

Me neither

[eager cove]

Same but also no

[onyx igloo]

Infact I ain't got shit at all

I'm unemployed

[narrow rune]

All I got was a rejection

[autumn stag]

What

[eager cove]

Nobody knows

[onyx igloo]

Were they an asshole or nice about it

[eager cove]

Unless there's somebody here with pillow talk from the devs

[narrow rune]

So nice I didn't even realize it was a rejection until the next day

[onyx igloo]

Thats good

Atleast you didn't get a bullet to dodge

[eager cove]

Yeah trust me there's nothing worse than not being told straight up from the beginning

[onyx igloo]

Oh well.

[narrow rune]

Honesty the messages are so mixed I'm STILL not entirely sure

[autumn stag]

Why is this chat so depressing, just talk to them

[eager cove]

It happened once or it happened then it'll happen again

[onyx igloo]

I don't really care for relationships

It seems like a topic I'm really just uninterested in

[eager cove]

You have to have one to know what it's like. And then you have to have many to not really care for them.

[unreal bane]

[eager cove]

But nobody cares for them until they have one and then when they do it's a paradigm shift

[onyx igloo]

I don't really.. socialize with strangers

[eager cove]

It's like that bell curve meme

[onyx igloo]

So that's probably why

[eager cove]

Well that's the thing. Everyone's a stranger until they aren't

[bronze moat]

Different folk’s different strokes

[eager cove]

And when somebody makes an effort to not be a stranger, that's when you fall in love

[narrow rune]

Messages so mixed that I'm still holding the tiniest shred of hope I know that I shouldn't

[toxic relic]

he's 16

sean

[onyx igloo]

uh huh

[toxic relic]

bro you dont need to worry

just finish school

and do your thing

[onyx igloo]

I've still got school to stress about

[eager cove]

Seriously

[toxic relic]

real

[onyx igloo]

math final

[toxic relic]

math is awesome

[narrow rune]

Fuck math

[onyx igloo]

may the lord and savior fuxking help me

[eager cove]

Nothing matters at that age other than learning how to be disciplined

[toxic relic]

fuck you bro

[bronze moat]

I had a 3 year long dating relationship with an a-sexual partner.

Means she literally has zero interest in physical intimacy.

But we chilled, gamed, watched movies, blanket forts, etc.

Point being: different people have different tolerances and tastes and presences.

Even towards other hoomans

[onyx igloo]

Trigonometry bad

[eager cove]

So you were friendzoned but called her a girlfriend

[onyx igloo]

It's overcomplicated shapes

[toxic relic]

yeo sounds cool

[toxic relic]

no

asexuality is a thing mate

so is being aromantic

[eager cove]

I know it is but it's just a thing that is a different name for the same type of existence in the situation

[toxic relic]

no

its not that

its different

what youre saying implies something other than thats just their attraction

[bronze moat]

Not at all.

She’s literally not into intercourse. Not with anyone

[toxic relic]

what dave said

[onyx igloo]

Has your house ever settled in and scared the shit outta you making noises

[toxic relic]

i dont get scared

im a big boy

[eager cove]

Diff strok diff fok

[toxic relic]

okay inglip

[onyx igloo]

Yes, because your not emotionally there

[toxic relic]

contribute or leave

what

[eager cove]

No disrespect I get it

[toxic relic]

im not emotionally invested in my house?

[onyx igloo]

Nah that joke probably didn't make sense did it

[bronze moat]

She and I still hang out as friends, but the romantic stuff not so much.

Our third and I got much closer because we where the intimate partners in the triad.

[eager cove]

I'm kinda older, so the girls i was friends with that would prescribe to that didn't really know they could at the time

[toxic relic]

real

[toxic relic]

dave and i are both over 35

quite a bit older

[onyx igloo]

I've gotten so used to coca cola zero the normal coca cola tastes weird

[toxic relic]

imagine getting schooled by 2 old men

[harsh vault]

it happens

[toxic relic]

indeed

[onyx igloo]

Isn't that just the education system

[toxic relic]

the signal so bad

[eager cove]

It's a modern thing, so that makes sense

[toxic relic]

its not a modern thing lol

the greeks had artemis

[bronze moat]

I’m almost 50. Some people would call me a swinger, but thats also not accurate.

I’m poly. So when dating, life was….. diverse

[eager cove]

A more modernly accepted thing****

[toxic relic]

its just different words

[toxic relic]

[eager cove]

That's all I'm trying to say

[onyx igloo]

Do you have the pineapples

[toxic relic]

i see

what are you saying sean

pineapples?

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/ppap-pen-pineapple-apple-pen-gif-9315245

[harsh vault]

oh yeah, referencing that, old!

[toxic relic]

:[

[eager cove]

Me too actually

[onyx igloo]

Pineapples are like a swinger thing

[bronze moat]

ITS MY TWITCH INTRO!!!

[toxic relic]

i still reference the peanut butter jelly song

[eager cove]

Shhhhhhhh

[harsh vault]

thats like me referencing dat boi

[toxic relic]

[bronze moat]

WORD!

[eager cove]

I am really heartbroken these meme died so easily

[onyx igloo]

I'm already in prep college english

[eager cove]

When literally hundreds of others haven't

[harsh vault]

IT TOOK THEM 8 YEARS THATS NOT EASY

[restive pollen]

Reading stories of aliens conquering earth to build up my xenophobia

[onyx igloo]

English is BS

[toxic relic]

8 years is so short

[toxic relic]

meh earth deserves it

[harsh vault]

for a meme?

[eager cove]

That's not shit in internet meme years

[livid notch]

Been long frosty

[onyx igloo]

I had to select which resume looked the best to me in English
They all looked the FUCKING SAME

[harsh vault]

light we are literally in that one discord server together

goober

[toxic relic]

ayo

im being excluded

let me in everyones inner circle

[eager cove]

Hawk tuah will outlive dat boi...

[restive pollen]

Nah bro I’m pissed off, in this story governments asked for time to get civilians to evacuation zones, and the aliens gave them the time, but then bombed all of the evacuation zones full of the worlds population

[onyx igloo]

Welcome to the club

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-let-me-wahh-wild-go-gif-13490041

[restive pollen]

After this story

[eager cove]

I think Nostradamus said that's a sign of the apocalypse

[toxic relic]

thats smart

[harsh vault]

dont worry, im not the same, i have changed heavily

[restive pollen]

It’s evil is what it is

[toxic relic]

[livid notch]

I don't remember much man...

[onyx igloo]

Evil and smart

[livid notch]

What did you do?

[toxic relic]

im a smart man not a moral one

[onyx igloo]

Like ww2 germans

[eager cove]

There's an emoji kitchen for that

[toxic relic]

jesus christ sean

theres a line

[bronze moat]

Guys what is “brain rot”?

[onyx igloo]

History is one of my topics

[toxic relic]

uh

[onyx igloo]

I don't support em bro

[restive pollen]

I mean it’s true

[restive pollen]

WW2 Germans were evil

And smart?

[toxic relic]

they werent smart

if they were 'smart' why did they lose

[onyx igloo]

In a period they were

[bronze moat]

I kmow. Scroll up :3

[onyx igloo]

At the end they fucked up

[restive pollen]

They were going up against a lot of nations, and they were smart too

[toxic relic]

no

[onyx igloo]

But I'm glad they did

[restive pollen]

Obviously

[toxic relic]

cease this chat

[bronze moat]

TRUE answer? A lot of Luck

Not kiddinf

[eager cove]

Ugh, I forgot that discord disabled that shit

[bronze moat]

My grandpas all landed in Germany on D day

[eager cove]

[toxic relic]

give me that png

[restive pollen]

Stink you realise Dave isn’t saying the Germans were successful because of luck, but they lost because allies got lucky

At least that’s how it’s phrased

[eager cove]

Like was an accountant

In the army

[bronze moat]

100%

[toxic relic]

im not paying attention

[eager cove]

Close

[onyx igloo]

IPad kid but old

[bronze moat]

One parachuted in. The other 2 dropped on Utah beach

[onyx igloo]

So, my grandma lmfao

[eager cove]

My PNGness can't provide

[restive pollen]

Axis were closest thing to pure evil Earth had, so glad Allies managed to win the war.

[onyx igloo]

My grandpa fought in desert storm

[bronze moat]

Literally like saving private ryan.

One was with seargent slaughter when they busted the wall and surged off the beach inland

[onyx igloo]

He gave me his jacket as a gift

[eager cove]

Can't imagine, and they all lived?

Imagine 16x Omaha beach spawn

With guns

[bronze moat]

Yeah. Not withhout scares.

I have 3 grandparents (due to a divorce). Two never talked about some things they saw

[eager cove]

Yeah I can't imagine surviving that shit without permanent trauma

[onyx igloo]

Couldn't you pierce a ww2 helmet with rifle rounds?
I swear the helmets were for more of a feeling of safety

[restive pollen]

Fortunately my great grandad died in battle, rather than being taken prisoner by Japan

[eager cove]

At the very least you watched half the people you knew die

[restive pollen]

The location Australia was storming from, Japanese would often torture POWs

[eager cove]

God I couldn't imagine

[eager cove]

Often? Always

[bronze moat]

Imagine this:

MOST sophisticated machine guns to date.

Every FOOT of the beach? 3 bullets in the air.

The germans literally had non-stop machine gun fire with so many thousands of rounds firing, that every second, there were 3 bullets in the air for every foot of beach

[onyx igloo]

I feel as if battlefield one accurately recreated the chaos of war
More than others, anyway

[eager cove]

Yeah, seeing those solid metal bunkers that are still there riddled with 6in craters is insane

[bronze moat]

Water cooled gun barrels. Little wheel so the firing pin could roll back and forth faster.

[onyx igloo]

Like the maxim gun?

[eager cove]

That's like direct airplane machine gun fire

I honestly can't believe they (we) won that shit

[bronze moat]

If normandy had their planes? Allied forces would lose by a landslide.

That was LUCK

[onyx igloo]

The maxim gun had a watercooled barrel

[bronze moat]

Yep

[eager cove]

Utterly and purely luck with a bit of talent and tact

[bronze moat]

Simple thing like water meant firing more than your enemy

[onyx igloo]

I heard germany got really desperate at the end of the war

Like sending children out there

[bronze moat]

Seargent slaughter too. Serioulsy.

Look up the history of the battle cry “follow me boys”.

Without that, odds are HIGH we were gonna surrender while still on the beach

[onyx igloo]

God saved us.

Literally

I mean, that was one in a million.

[eager cove]

What was the close alternative we almost did before deciding on the beach assault? It was something even wilder

I can't think of it rn

[bronze moat]

God or luck. Depends on perspective.

My grandpa that jumped lost his leg back. Like everyone did.

Wandered around holland for days. Hid with farmers

[onyx igloo]

Oouughhh...

My thought is if that got infected

God.

[eager cove]

I can't believe it only took 1.5 generations for humanity to forget how much that shit is worth preventing at all costs

[bronze moat]

Yeah so much went wrong.

All but 2 tanks sank into the ocean. Literally the armor to protect the foot soldiers

[restive pollen]

It was an efficient, deadly and evil war machine, not a good place, when the war machine started running out of prime specimen to feed, it started throwing in the backup fuel

Horrible

Truly horrible

[eager cove]

No but there was another master plan

[onyx igloo]

What I always thought was weird was how he created the whole Aryan thing.
Like he wasn't even "Aryan" in is image

But.. he was crazy, so.

[eager cove]

Yeah, the whole occult shit was really interesting. Like what did they think they'd achieve?

[austere shard]

I've just bought the game and i'm waiting for it to finish downloading, is there anything I should be expecting?

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/you-died-gif-9059314985743771972

[cinder dawn]

Dying

A LOT

[eager cove]

Like the philosophers stone or some shit? Literally the plot of Indiana Jones? Lol

[onyx igloo]

Didn't his buddy benito get hung by his feet?

[bronze moat]

Likely less.

Humans tend to see all history through the lens of entertainment. Unless you are THERE.

In part cause we cannot conceive of much past about 10 years back.

Even our own life.

Think about your OWN life 10 years ago in 2015.

Visualize it. Your brain will make some images almost like a dream or movie and you recall things like a party or a deep seeded memory you have

[cinder dawn]

I was born in 2029

[limber kindle]

@bronze moat rate the fit

[stable oar]

you are going to do things like jump through a broken window and bleed out on the floor

[wicked lantern]

yo have yall listened to drakes new album

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-story-bro-didnt-ask-cool-story-meme-random-gif-23278124

[cinder dawn]

No

[onyx igloo]

Go take the tardis back, your in the wrong time period

[bronze moat]

Already did ;). Roxy gave it a 10/10. Roxys kinda gal

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-sad-gosling-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-snow-gosling-snow-gif-6845320348811377304

[austere shard]

wait woah this game seems immersive then lol

[cinder dawn]

Nah, the fall is way to hard

[wicked lantern]

it released like an hour ago

[cinder dawn]

i alr paid for the time travel

[eager cove]

That was was the least of it, he was openly provided to the people he oppressed. Turned into hamburger meat

[onyx igloo]

Deserved

[eager cove]

His wife too

[eager cove]

No doubt

[onyx igloo]

The dude ate raw garlic and lemon juice

[bronze moat]

Man. Just 1 year prior they the end of all things.

Good to see you

[onyx igloo]

Imagine his breath

[eager cove]

As a salad

I read about that too

[cinder dawn]

Yo, i send prayings from the bunker

[onyx igloo]

His mouth was about as foul as him

[bronze moat]

One of the best sequels in cinema

[restive pollen]

He didn’t care, it’s difficult to tell looking back but seemingly most of the horrid shit he peddled wasn’t much his own beliefs, he simply used it to obtain absolute power for his goal of being evil and conquering the world and stuff.

[livid notch]

Only watched it halfway

[eager cove]

They portrayed him in the new Indiana Jones game very well, short manlet

[onyx igloo]

I might lighten the topic a bit

[eager cove]

That fascist time square he had, Jesus I can't believe that was real

[bronze moat]

Is much like the first. Slow build.

10/10 worth the watch.

Subtext is really good too. I simp for Joi

[restive pollen]

Sure

[onyx igloo]

Some firearm mechanisms are really cool

[eager cove]

The si si si si wall

[onyx igloo]

You seen some of the Swiss firearms?

Straight pull

Was really interesting

[cinder dawn]

Si yes

[cinder dawn]

I have seen these Swiss army knives

[restive pollen]

Weirdest firearm contraption I’ve ever seen was a combination of several launching techniques and energy propulsion to achieve ludicrous power

[eager cove]

And the ahead of its time polygonal face

[bronze moat]

Fun gun fact:

100% the cause of the M16 being just a damn joke in vietnam?

The gun maker wanted to save roughly $2 per gun by NOT coating firing pins and springs with anti-rust coating.

$2 per gun meant thousands died who may not have otherwise

[onyx igloo]

You seen that jet powered pistol?

[eager cove]

Shit reminded me of lawnmower man

[cinder dawn]

Polygon

[restive pollen]

Induction field, chemical (gunpowder obviously),

[onyx igloo]

That seems very Military

[cinder dawn]

Movie?

[restive pollen]

And like 1000 other things

[eager cove]

Yeah I saw that YouTube video

Forgotten weapons or whatever it is

[restive pollen]

AK47s I’ve heard are beautifully designed weapons

Not necessarily innovative

[eager cove]

Yeah the Mussolini wall had a face on it and it was like kind of made of polygons like it looked like it was made in 3D and lawn mower. Man was obviously a movie that relied heavily on archaic. CGI

[restive pollen]

But are very very good, hard to jam, etc

[cinder dawn]

Me when m1911

[onyx igloo]

I liked that russian lever action
It was like wild west rifles combined with ww1 loading techniques

[bronze moat]

Wait till you hear about the border war still ongoing this very day.

Guns are banned.

So combat is old school: swords and clubs.

Dudes are swinging literal electrified swords.

IN REAL LIFE combat

[cinder dawn]

Aight

[eager cove]

Sorry horrible voice to text

[restive pollen]

Absolutely

[cinder dawn]

Yessir

[eager cove]

Currently I'm playing magicless Skyrim

[restive pollen]

Had the entire firearm industry copying it

[eager cove]

Aka Kingdom Come Deliverance 2

[onyx igloo]

So cyberpunk medieval

[eager cove]

Dat Browning

[bronze moat]

Conan disliked that

[eager cove]

This game is seriously awesome for real

It's as good if not better than Witcher 3

[onyx igloo]

Wasn't there a thing like the m1911 but with a stripper clip?

[cinder dawn]

The modded one?

[onyx igloo]

It came like that factory i believe

[eager cove]

A stripper clip m1911??!

Holy shit it's real

[cinder dawn]

Yo, how to i put full auto on dayz

[bronze moat]

My skyrim is in the top 5% of most heavily modded skyrim games ever modded 😂

[cinder dawn]

i forgot

[eager cove]

What the fuck

[onyx igloo]

Steyr M1912

[stable oar]

[eager cove]

Model Hahn

Apparently

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/aug-weapon-inspect-mw-gun-gif-23139018

[cinder dawn]

Look at that beauty

[eager cove]

That's the exact same picture I was just looking at before I swiped back to this app

That's insane

[onyx igloo]

My parents don't like guns lol

[eager cove]

Was it before magazines became a thing? Like why did they need to do that?

[onyx igloo]

But I get why

[eager cove]

A lot of people don't like guns, but they also don't feel like they need to protect themselves

[onyx igloo]

More reliable?
But easy to load?

[cinder dawn]

I have shot a very few guns in my life, but i like their mechanism

[bronze moat]

I know about guns. Can shoot really well.

Don’t own a gun.

[eager cove]

Yeah like the m1 garand was lol

[onyx igloo]

Crossbows are cool asf

[restive pollen]

Bro.

[onyx igloo]

I want one but there like..
200 dollars

[restive pollen]

It’s a shame, bows look way cooler but were way worse than crossbows

[vital marten]

So glad i moved from west Texas.. by now I’d have been stung by a Scorpion from how often I put my shoes on without checking the inside for critters

[onyx igloo]

I LOVE GUNS!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[limber kindle]

Didn’t see it aaaaa I’m glad you like the fit

[restive pollen]

At least until compound bows came along

[eager cove]

Same. My friend's dad died and he inherited like 75 guns. I've shot everything you can think of as long as it existed at the time

[cinder dawn]

Me when, two pipes, a nail and a slug

[restive pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/bow-archery-gif-25010134

[eager cove]

The grease gun was my favorite

It was so janky

[restive pollen]

Beautiful fuckign things

[eager cove]

We would shoot it just to see who could shoot the most rounds before it would jam

[bronze moat]

If you don’t want one thaf will actually work in combat, hit up a sporting goods store for the cheap practice crossbows

[restive pollen]

Nothing will ever come close to how insanely good a compound bow is

[onyx igloo]

Muskets were a unique era of firearms

[vital marten]

Until they blow up, so I fear them

[eager cove]

My record is seven but the funny thing is the clip held 30 or something

[bronze moat]

I use those clothing mods too. Love the dresses

[onyx igloo]

Around like civil war era was really cool with the gun mechanisms

[cinder dawn]

I like bayonets

[eager cove]

Also, the paratrooper SKS was pretty cool

And then there's the scar

And the desert eagle. I was a huge Counter-Strike player at the time but man that gun fucking sucks

Insanely impractical

Same with an Uzi

[restive pollen]

YOU GIVE ME THE CREEPS, YOU KNOW THAT MORGAN???

[eager cove]

And the MAC 10 for that matter

[cinder dawn]

Suprise mafaka

[onyx igloo]

SKS is a cleaner looking ak

You can fight me on that

[eager cove]

I never got to shoot a Tech 9 though sadly

[bronze moat]

Eagle scout with all the hunting and shooting related merit badges.

Also fired weapons at police ranges, and a few military issue firearms.

Tried the “corner shot” gun once. That was the most wild gun I ever fired.

No idea if it’s in actual use

[eager cove]

Yeah yeah but this one was really old. It was not owned by his dad because it was bought off the shelf. It was like an antique like a collector's item

It probably had been in combat. It was so old

[cinder dawn]

I want to shoot a mosin

[eager cove]

I would guess like 25 years old 15 years ago

At the very least

[restive pollen]

The idea of uzis takes like 2 seconds to realise it would immediately fuck you up irl

But they look cool in movies

[onyx igloo]

Thats like 3 of my lifespan

Crazy

[eager cove]

Yeah but not fun to shoot. I mean I'm not trying to kill anybody obviously

[cinder dawn]

Like the automatic weapons without stocks

[unreal bane]

I got to fire a Python. It was nice.

[eager cove]

It's like you can't do anything more than spray and pray

[bronze moat]

I want a phased plasma rifle. In the 40 watt range

[onyx igloo]

Or the sawed off shotgun

Ooohhh broken wrist

[vital marten]

Lee Enfield would be a nice gun to shoot

[eager cove]

And there's a lot of mechanical shit that's wrong with it. Honestly, Israeli arms is terrible at making guns

[cinder dawn]

I have loved terminator since i was little

[eager cove]

They're good at making shit. That is impressive on paper but if you get them in your hands and fire them, you're like what the fuck

[onyx igloo]

Who knew

[eager cove]

The people who shoot them

[bronze moat]

Watch the extended cuts. Worth it

[eager cove]

[restive pollen]

I’m saying using one would fuck you up

[cinder dawn]

My favorite movie was terminator genesis in a CD

[restive pollen]

They’re shit

[cinder dawn]

and terminator 2

[onyx igloo]

Anyway, I like courage the cowardly dog

And, also rocko's modern life

[eager cove]

I don't know dude. You would have to be in the same room as them less than 15 ft away and even then it would just be a matter of statistics based on fire rate and the insanely large cone that you would be throwing bullets into

[bronze moat]

Saw t2 opening night in a movie theate. Was soooo bad ass

[tall glen]

Alright! who wants to be my valentine

[cinder dawn]

Cool

[bronze moat]

Opening seen had every seat gasping

[cinder dawn]

I forgot about that lol

[vital marten]

Haven’t thought of that dog in years, almost as long as I haven’t thought of Johnny Test or… Fuck what was it.. Fairy Odd Parents?

[bronze moat]

Hiya

[eager cove]

It makes a sawed off 12 gauge. Look like a Olympic level pistol

[tall glen]

oh no, it's Dave

[eager cove]

And then the Mac 10 is just the same thing but made by someone else

[restive pollen]

BRO 😭 IM AGREEING WITH YOU

[onyx igloo]

Johnny Bravo

[cinder dawn]

Why in the world would you saw a shotgun

[restive pollen]

IM SAYINF THEY’re A BAD GUN LMAO

[bronze moat]

My V says happy V day! Meow

[eager cove]

I know we're just ping ponging back and forth reasons they suck

[tall glen]

I will accept dave as my valentine if he also brings a girl

[eager cove]

They're good in games though. And by God I'm not going to use my Glock over it if I pick one up in Counter-Strike but

[restive pollen]

Ohhh sorry

[onyx igloo]

My nose is cold cause I've been breathing in winter

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-bravo-gif-18593524

[karmic jetty]

need to find that male vs fem v meme

fem v always turn into some weird stuff lol

[eager cove]

Nose bleed intensifies

Anyways

[onyx igloo]

I GOT THOSE

SO MANY TIMES

JESUS

[cinder dawn]

Me too

i have them very casually

[eager cove]

Fn, Steyr, and h&k Were my favorite guns to shoot

[onyx igloo]

Bro my nose bled in the shower

[cinder dawn]

I have been cauterized like 3 times

[eager cove]

On like a consistent basis because I shot a few from each of them

[onyx igloo]

I looked like I'd been stabbed

[vital marten]

I’ve never experienced a nose bleed

[eager cove]

Woooooow

It's not fine and if it ever happens don't think you're going to die

[karmic jetty]

would u like to

[eager cove]

Because my first one was when I was like six and I thought I was going to die

[cinder dawn]

Yeahhh, and these slimy black things that come from your nose and throat

[onyx igloo]

I've legit made nose tampons

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-head-nodding-meme-headbutt-hit-funny-cat-silly-car-gif-4307198055042192017

[onyx igloo]

Thats how frequently they used to happen

[eager cove]

Yeah that works

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/nosebleed-gif-25292461

[onyx igloo]

Usually during summer is when I get nose bleeds from what I remember

[cinder dawn]

I roll papers and put them on my nose

[eager cove]

I had a friend who would get them like if he sneezed too hard

[onyx igloo]

Yeah

[onyx igloo]

Thas a nose tampon

[eager cove]

And we did that thing on the tire swing where you twist it and twist it and twist it and twist it and twist it and then you let go

He got a nosebleed from that shit

[onyx igloo]

My mom even verified it lmao

[toxic relic]

it feels like youre pissing from your nose

[cinder dawn]

It's because the veins in your nose are sensitive and break

[toxic relic]

but it smells metallic

[eager cove]

Mother fucker got a nosebleed from centrifugal force

And yes, it splattered all over everything in a circle

[bronze moat]

Sinus issue likely. Basically inside dries up, skin cracks just enough so it bleeds

[onyx igloo]

I got a nose bleed from existing

[cinder dawn]

More like having a liquid mucus coming out of your nose, but blood

[vital marten]

So basically it’s similar to my allergies just all iron and shit

[toxic relic]

yes

[heavy ivy]

It's kinda like having a bloody nose

[eager cove]

No, it's literally like for most people. It's the most you'll ever bleed

[onyx igloo]

Nose pissing

[cinder dawn]

and yes, it tastes like iron in your throat

[eager cove]

It gushes in some cases

[toxic relic]

and when it dries it becomes flaky and hard

[eager cove]

Because there's so many blood vessels up there

[onyx igloo]

I HATE WHEN BLOOD GETS IN MY THROAT

[karmic jetty]

heh flaky and hard

[onyx igloo]

Aughhh

[icy vigil]

Who would have thought

[eager cove]

I would say like three drips a second in some cases, at least for me

[bronze moat]

Heh to your heh

[karmic jetty]

argonians be like

[onyx igloo]

I had 5 drips a second once

[eager cove]

If you would get punched in the nose or your nose is broken then it'll stream out

[onyx igloo]

Not fun

[bronze moat]

I can NOT show you my argonians.

[karmic jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1319802560089165864.webp?size=128&animated=true

[vital marten]

[last spoke]

If I didn't know what an argonian was that'd be a TERRIFYING sentence

[eager cove]

Legend

[karmic jetty]

time for more kcd2 rahh

[eager cove]

You know that I knew a Shawn McGuire in real life. Are you him? I don't think you are and only voice to text is spelling it that way

[onyx igloo]

I don't know what and argonian is, this is true

[vital marten]

At first I thought of some man from a distant land but yeah

[onyx igloo]

gmgmhmhfmgtgd

[last spoke]

Big lizor

[cinder dawn]

Dayz makes me paradoid

[eager cove]

Do you have a cousin named Chris? Please say no

[bronze moat]

Lizard people from skyrim.

Lusty argonian maid is actual skyrim lore

[cinder dawn]

Paranoid

[eager cove]

It's not paranoia lol

[onyx igloo]

Math exams lowkey make me panic

[eager cove]

Wait is Paranoia a Moodle?

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/argonian-kwhanau-maid-gif-24006437

[onyx igloo]

Like tweaking out

[wraith dust]

https://youtu.be/2-qR6Hcl4e8?si=vndNQ6fRhnan26xd

[onyx igloo]

I legit wanted to cry after doing a math exam

[bronze moat]

Adorable

[onyx igloo]

Even though I passed

[eager cove]

Fuck I've spent like 34 in game hours in kcd2 because I forgot to pause

Thanks chat

[vital marten]

Edited with a goggles overlay, kinda makes it better

Each time I see this it never fails to give off that stalker vibe

[wraith dust]

This chat is cursed hahah I love it

[cinder dawn]

Not edited

[wraith dust]

For real

[cinder dawn]

I think

[eager cove]

Thanks

[onyx igloo]

My mom is always like "atleast you passed the exam"
Meanwhile I am FENT geeking at my desk

[cinder dawn]

YES CHERNOGOLSKKK

[eager cove]

Never heard fent, scared to look it up

[onyx igloo]

Fentanyl

[eager cove]

Holy fucking shit

[onyx igloo]

Addictive drug

[eager cove]

Holy fucking shit

I'm not a plunger anymore

[onyx igloo]

Nice

[eager cove]

Thanks team

[vital marten]

Skooma doesn’t bring up Skyrim related gifs anymore

This is sad

[eager cove]

Nothing like a good old talking about shit

[onyx igloo]

Anyway in 3 school days I have my math final

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/sheogorath-dance-dancing-skyrim-oblivion-gif-7325425168504579634

[onyx igloo]

Hopefully they don't bring up shit from the beginning of the year

[eager cove]

Ask chat gpt to help you

[onyx igloo]

Too prideful
I ain't getting no robawts help

[vital marten]

By the Nine I’m Tweaking

[bronze moat]

Oh shit. I’m being paid overtime. While talking in discord chat with a bunch of degens.

Life is epic

[eager cove]

Are you trying to be a math teacher or a mathematician?

[onyx igloo]

NO.

FUCK.
NO.

[eager cove]

Otherwise learn it knowing that you'll never need it again

[onyx igloo]

I have to do math.

It's just bullshit you have to do, or you can't move up

[eager cove]

I mean I can recite the quadratic formula right now but I haven't used that shit since passing 11th grade math or whatever class it was

[onyx igloo]

I forgot what grade I'm in

[eager cove]

That's good. That's healthy for real

[onyx igloo]

I don't care, it doesn't mean shit until I get to college or something

[eager cove]

Less stress

And then before you know it, it'll be all over

[onyx igloo]

Less stress?

It feels like it's piling up

Like a hoarders house

[eager cove]

You'll know what I mean, but you'll have to endure what you're going through before you do unfortunately

[onyx igloo]

I'm gonna remind you guys I'm just ranting and I'm okay.

[bronze moat]

Whats funny?

“I’ll never use this” was my mantra regarding math.

Then I started hosting RPG game sessions and running video game servers.

I used all that crap DAILY.

Not trig, but def algebra and geometry

[onyx igloo]

I just... hate English and Math as topics

[eager cove]

I hate English because there's never a finite exact way to be right

Math and science are different

[onyx igloo]

Math is difficult for me to remember

[eager cove]

Yeah I mean me too but at least if you study you know you're right when you're right

[onyx igloo]

Once I actually chisel it into my cranium I typically do okay

[eager cove]

But those formulas and shit are fucking bonkers to memorize

[bronze moat]

“I before E except after C” is a literal lie.

First major error in all of english classes.

[eager cove]

That's why a lot of math teachers let you have a cheat sheet but on certain terms

Because they know that shit is fucking hard if not impossible to memorize

[onyx igloo]

English is a bullshit class

Let's be honest

[karmic jetty]

hobest

[eager cove]

Are you in America? You did say you were right

[onyx igloo]

Yeah

[onyx igloo]

Hobbit

[bronze moat]

Moppet

[eager cove]

What part of the country you don't have to be specific, just like a quadrant

[onyx igloo]

Midwest

[eager cove]

Oh yeah

Same

Shouldn't you be going to bed then? LOL

[vital marten]

What in the hell is this?? A fucking server subscription?

[eager cove]

It's almost 2am BRUUUH

[onyx igloo]

I've learned more English from YouTube and games than any class

[eager cove]

You mean like English the subject and not the language right? I'm just making sure I know what you're talking about

[onyx igloo]

The subject

Yes

[bronze moat]

There are many ways to get emojis.

Some that the jedi would consider…. Un-natural.

[eager cove]

Yeah I almost married a chick with a PhD in English

[vital marten]

😆

[onyx igloo]

I can't remember anything beyond my 1st language cause I don't typically speak languages I learn

[cinder dawn]

Me taking with strangers on the internet and online games having just like you

[eager cove]

So that's where I learned more English from than anywhere else lol

[cinder dawn]

Talking

what the fuck is wrong with my fingers

i cannot type correctly

[eager cove]

Pantamenter? Bitch wtf?

[bronze moat]

You prolly washed them.

Stick them in mashed potatos. That will fix them

[eager cove]

Lol

[stable oar]

where are your fingers

[cinder dawn]

Pickles work?

[onyx igloo]

I ated them

[cinder dawn]

Toes

[eager cove]

Balls n butt

[bronze moat]

Olives are best

[onyx igloo]

In yo momma

[eager cove]

Nice I concede to your memery

[onyx igloo]

Got em

[cinder dawn]

Aighr

aaargghhh

stupid fingers

[eager cove]

Which?

[onyx igloo]

YARGH MATEY

[bronze moat]

Large olives. Best for fingers

[eager cove]

On hands

[eager cove]

The color

[bronze moat]

No one here has NOT stuck olives on their finger tips

[eager cove]

And then the genus

[onyx igloo]

GER' ON THUS 'ERE 2015 DODGE CHALLENGER HELLCAT! ITS BASICALLY A LAND BOAT MATEYS!

[eager cove]

You're gonna pass English just fine

[bronze moat]

Uhhh….

Black olives. Genus red can.

[eager cove]

[vital marten]

I don’t even know where I’d encounter an olive 🤣

[onyx igloo]

No they keep nitpicking me on resumes

[vital marten]

What are they good for?

[cinder dawn]

I will eat my english teacher alive

i hate that bitch

[eager cove]

Is she hot

[eager cove]

Oh

[onyx igloo]

Thats my college prep English apparently
Is being an asshole apart of college?

[bronze moat]

Grocery stores my fren.

Like peaches. A man put them in a can.

[eager cove]

Man oh man let me tell you about umm... Ms.

Ye

[cinder dawn]

No lol

[onyx igloo]

This winter is too long

I want spring

Give me better weather

[eager cove]

We had this English teacher. I don't remember her name even. She couldn't handle the class to the point where she had like a psychotic break. I guess you would call it

[foggy lance]

yo guys lets say i plant smth but its growing days overlap with cant grow months will it die when that month comes?

[bronze moat]

Snek

[eager cove]

And then the principal gave her a week off and then taught our class for a week. And he obviously had never taught a class ever before and that's just a core memory of mine

[onyx igloo]

Then she left on maternity 3 months later

[cinder dawn]

Forbbiden octopus

[eager cove]

No no. She was well past menopause

[bronze moat]

My little pepperoni noodle. She turns 7 soon!

[onyx igloo]

Oh

[sonic niche]

Chat what do I do with extra generators in b41

[cinder dawn]

7

[eager cove]

It was something lame like Miss Richardson. Miss Patterson Miss something. I'll show up here and blurt it out in like 3 weeks when I remember it

[bronze moat]

Power more things.

Like street lights

[eager cove]

I'll probably shoot up out of bed and remember it

[onyx igloo]

Gta IV is funny

[eager cove]

Imagine GTA vi

[onyx igloo]

I encountered alot of goofy but not gamebreaking bugs

[eager cove]

Okay I'm done

Funny story about me stealing San Andreas from Toys R Us

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259423503036190777/1339781792563204167/20250213200757_1.jpg?ex=67aff887&is=67aea707&hm=e164544bee1616f9dc03dd17c2edbc2481174e467a02277f98058c9b8078562e&

[eager cove]

Hold on. Let me get my pizza rolls

[onyx igloo]

1/2 van

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259423503036190777/1339781792215072768/20250213201412_1.jpg?ex=67aff887&is=67aea707&hm=9d4f340774f0597c76feaa48dddf0dda143943a374c0078addb72c6e37a9a4de&

[bronze moat]

Gonna break records. A lot of them.

May be the most profitable video game of all time for the next 20+ years

[eager cove]

He already dead and he doesn't even know

[onyx igloo]

Unfortunately I cannot pick up the pigeon

[eager cove]

Yeah I mean Grand theft Auto v has already done that. Fuck when did that shit come out like 2011 or no 2009 or some shit?

[cinder dawn]

Is there any server up for arma 2?

[eager cove]

No, it was 2015 or 16 right?

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259423503036190777/1339685365266649221/20250213135109_1.jpg?ex=67af9eb9&is=67ae4d39&hm=1c205b01a2fda60124bc86a39fafcc1239f573367a22b158d1c6265cbf40fb51&

[cinder dawn]

Gta V sucks ass

[eager cove]

It was good until you finished it. Grand theft Auto online is what sucks

[onyx igloo]

T a x i.

[eager cove]

The whole jumping into different characters at any point was really fucking cool

[limber kindle]

GTA V is good if you haven’t play GTA IV

[wraith dust]

https://youtube.com/shorts/WJlNTfEot8I?si=kybIMJEoCrhVCk_d

Funniest video I saw tonight while brainrotting

[eager cove]

And they were always up to something that was like on point for their character

[cinder dawn]

Neh, it's just wandering around the map and stuff with TOO MUCH of non interactive objects

[eager cove]

That shit was really cool. The single player for Grand theft Auto v was undoubtedly. Really cool

[cinder dawn]

We all know san andreas is the best

[onyx igloo]

My old friend said gta v was better than gta iv
He is no longer my friend

[limber kindle]

If you have played GTA4 than GTAV becomes dog shit

[eager cove]

It absolutely was. That's why it was worth me. Robbing Toys R Us for a copy

[bronze moat]

Unless we get full immersion VR or create the matrix GTA 6 is gonna surpass 5 by leaps and bounds in the long run.

Multiple billions in profits are literally gonna happen

[thin wedge]

grab that auto 4

[eager cove]

I've been a die-hard fan of Grand theft Auto ever since the first one

[limber kindle]

I doubt it considering they want to charge 100$ for it FOR THE BASE VERSION

[eager cove]

When Grand theft Auto 3 came out it might as well have been like the second coming of Christ

[onyx igloo]

Claude?

[eager cove]

A fucking three-dimensional Grand theft Auto are you fucking kidding me?

[onyx igloo]

Wasn't it UK based?

[eager cove]

I still remember the sounds of the police radio from Grand theft Auto 2 to this day

[onyx igloo]

I can't remember

[eager cove]

Plenebashie

[bronze moat]

I kmow.

But they are also making SURE it’s worth the $100.

Some stuff is going to blow peoples minds

[eager cove]

https://youtu.be/toXYjjqpEUQ?si=CGRtI0tsG1L3PsoS

[cursive osprey]

Watch it be like cyberpunk release

[bronze moat]

Whats funny is when sony decides to drop a trash game and charge $100

[eager cove]

This was the GTA 2 radio that would get stuck in your head

Not classic songs lol

[limber kindle]

Given the writing quality and shit gameplay of 5 and RDR2

I doubt it’s gonna innovate much

Maybe graphically yeah

But gameplay wise helllll no

[eager cove]

I also remember them saying Algonquin a lot

[bronze moat]

The devs literally talked about making sure that was not the case.

Rockstar may not give a F about hackers in their game lobbies, but they are pushing hard to make sure people jump hard into GTA6

[limber kindle]

I hate how rockstar games past GTA4 play

They’re literally just A -> B simulator

[eager cove]

Elaborate

[limber kindle]

Most of them do nothing interesting or allow you to be creative anymore

[eager cove]

Well the thing that made San Andreas so much better is because it was the third iteration of them refining the same engine

[bronze moat]

Graphics and the dedicated community are gonna pull in a lot of sales

Then when you have people forming crews, you’ll see communities pop up.

It will spread.

[eager cove]

And Grand theft Auto v was a all-new engine which was better in a lot of ways. But it was starting from scratch. So that's why they didn't have the whole hair grow mechanic and muscle fat mechanic and all that stuff

[harsh vault]

dont forget gambling!!

[eager cove]

That happens a lot with games and a lot of people don't realize that from like a developer standpoint

[onyx igloo]

I love sprint pushing people in gta iv

Ragdolls are more satisfying

[bronze moat]

People still play 5 cause it’s also infinitely playable with all the community engagement.

[eager cove]

San Andreas was literally Grand theft Auto 3 on steroids with I don't even know how many years of development

But starting with a working engine is so much different than starting from nothing and having to build the engine from the ground up and then the game

[bronze moat]

Games are weird these days tho.

[eager cove]

It's happened a lot with several games and if you look back at certain games it explains a lot

[vital marten]

I have no worries that GTA6 release will disappoint, GTA is R*s cash cow and they aren’t gonna just let it flop

[onyx igloo]

You said it

[bronze moat]

Sony may collapse cause shareholders are dum

[eager cove]

Yeah because it's the first iteration of them building off the GTA v engine

[onyx igloo]

Sony is dumb.

[eager cove]

Everything they did was just building upon and improving upon what they already had

So it's going to be fucking awesome

[bronze moat]

I worked the industry for a while. Stopped over ethical issues

[harsh vault]

orrr, knowing people are paranoid about it, still focus on gta 5 online

[onyx igloo]

They did atleast make ratchet and clank

[eager cove]

Yeah I would never fall into that Quagmire now that I know what I know, but I understand why it would be so easy to fall into it

I only recently fell into software development

[onyx igloo]

Ill see if it's good after a few reviews

[eager cove]

I'm a senior systems engineer that just kind of got good at the Power platform. So I guess I'm a developer now. I guess I'll die

[bronze moat]

The REFUSE to release their best IP’s.

Bloodborne 2? BILLION BUCKS. Easy.

They refuse to make it

[eager cove]

I fucking hate agile

We had PI planning today and I'd seriously rather die

[vital marten]

GTA6 Online won’t drop immediately, it’s likely they’ll keep GTAO on 5 for the time being until they feel they’ve milked all they can, which may be 3-6 months after release

[bronze moat]

Dev work = good work.

But passionate devs can get their work ruined by a corpo suit

[unreal bane]

End of the day, it's a business run by corpos.

[harsh vault]

i would give it 4 more years

[bronze moat]

Yep

[eager cove]

Anyone in school, don't fall into the corporate programming trap. Just do something else or watch silicon valley.

[onyx igloo]

Corpos are always shit

[eager cove]

If you don't believe me

Lol

[onyx igloo]

I prefer anything locally owned

Or indie games

[unreal bane]

They don't care how well is a title received - just how much they can use it to sell a product.

[vital marten]

Didn’t they finish out with content updates just recently? It’ll definitely have support for the next 4 years, just no more than your typical live service game

[eager cove]

But the pay...the pay good god

[onyx igloo]

Then don't let them get paid that fucking much

[harsh vault]

they released a content update like last week

[onyx igloo]

What you gonna do with all that money?!

[bronze moat]

Not always

[eager cove]

TENOKE? Same

[eager cove]

Well no better reason not to quit

[regal fractal]

man i love when melee just decides to target farther away zombies

[eager cove]

Or to get sucked in deeper?

[unreal bane]

Only if you're up there. Middle line and the monkeys punching the code? Not even enough for rent in the house they can't sleep in due to work.

[eager cove]

One of these days I'm going to be one of those guys. That said well, I used to have a terrible corporate job but now I carve tree trunks with chainsaws and sell them on Etsy.

Or some shit like that

I get it now lol

[onyx igloo]

Is Aldi technically corpo?

[harsh vault]

to think at some point, the gta 5 online servers will be empty

[bronze moat]

Oh for sure.

Hey we will pay you minimim wage for 2 years then fire you when the game is released is not exactly an award winning company

[eager cove]

I seriously fucking hate it

[unreal bane]

Suits up top will just use the profit numbers to pad their bonuses and chump change for pizza parties.

[eager cove]

I actually just received an award for a project I did today, I can't stop falling upwards lol

[unreal bane]

And if you get fired or otherwise "let go" they don't have to credit you either! Convenient!

[eager cove]

It's a pretty nice Ogio backpack full of Microsoft swag

[vital marten]

I found shops on esty that will make you armor for airsoft for $500 lol

They do get sales

[bronze moat]

I walked out of a meeting when they discussed the price points players would be anticipated to spend, at what ratio, and how to best make 20 million in less than 90 days

[eager cove]

That's the worst part. Is the constant reorgs so they call them?

[onyx igloo]

Can we not let businesses get uncontrollably big?

[eager cove]

They happen like once every 9 to 14 months. It's ridiculous

[onyx igloo]

Please?

[harsh vault]

dammit crusader stop stealing my lines!

[eager cove]

Too late dude. Do you see who's speaking for the president?

[bronze moat]

Guys!

[vital marten]

Throw em in the dungeon

[onyx igloo]

Oh god.

[vital marten]

[onyx igloo]

Who is it?

[bronze moat]

MOUSE!

[eager cove]

Man, see this is what I used to do. Use those things

[harsh vault]

ur mean!!!

[unreal bane]

Kind of. They reorg so they can close offices and remove people from payroll by letting them go.

[naive flicker]

Nah I'm not

[eager cove]

I used to manage the inventory for a Fortune 50 company that would ship out the equipment to people who worked from home

[naive flicker]

Trolley 🗣️

[unreal bane]

To them, overhead expenses are well, expenses.

[eager cove]

And then covid hit and 6% of the workforce. Working from home went to 99%

[onyx igloo]

I'm not too politically aware

[harsh vault]

you plagiarize my language

[eager cove]

And I facilitated that and that's what got me a promotion

[onyx igloo]

I can't vote so I don't care for it

[eager cove]

And now I'm fucked for pulling off the impossible lol

[onyx igloo]

I can't do nothing so I shouldn't stress about it

[naive flicker]

No i don't >~<

[harsh vault]

thats it im sending you to the chamber

[eager cove]

Literally those are the exact same kind of carts I used to use

[naive flicker]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224464902295654425/1333537226071736343/attachment.gif

[eager cove]

Anyways, so what are expecting to go to school for like college?

[harsh vault]

omg i need a vid of that, i loved the audio

[onyx igloo]

How the shit do you maintain a modern car?

They.. are very weird

[harsh vault]

you are asking the right person

[eager cove]

Oil changes and tire rotation

[harsh vault]

whats the problem with le modern car?

which brand? which model? which year?

[boreal fable]

Got my wisdom teeth removed first thing I did after was get on pz

[eager cove]

Buying a $20 OBD reader off of anywhere is the best decision I ever made

[boreal fable]

Priorities

[naive flicker]

Volkswagen Phaeton 👽