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Sage advice only gets “old” because no one does it 😂
okay brighton
Thats why i have saved gifs and copypastas lol
Like mod makers asking “please read instructions.”
No one EVER reads
where were you the entire year of 1986
Playing Laser Tag
what about the 12th of october 1984
jorjor well?
Not playing laser tag
what one
delivering speeches and such
you were alive in 1984? fr?
What urks me is that no one does rhe bare minimum of research or learning the game. At least I did that when I started
none of your fucking business mate
let me do the math
no way we got an ira quote
or not?
probably
yeah
do i smell a hint of british
haha u old fuck
Goofy ahh timeout for bad words
Which word
bro the only mutes for "bad" words on this server is slurs
The richest man alive
real
ug
got muted for him too
is stinkname human GlaDos?
Silence mortal
huh?
got that vibe tbf
thank you fellow kid
GlaDos, from portal?
😄
Mr stink acts way too old for their age tbh
who are you
Wow
rude 🙄
you dont know how old i am
130 years
myes
is there any hints on a multiplayer update
btw are u sticking to fartass as your nickname
omar is an enigma
hope that guy is doing good
yessir
omar is always doing good
I may legit be the oldest person here at 49.
Others are in their 40’s but no one has ever admitted to being 50+
fartass it is
dodo?
Doubt it
Chocolate ice cream overrated
it's ok
ok
theres plenty of 30/40+ ppl here dont u worry
aw man
Is2g if I meet a boomer here I'm going to actually and factually crash out
ty
why is rick grimes hipdancing
Oh I know. Not many 45+ tho.
LOTS of older gamers flock to PZ
No it's bad
PZ has a very diverse playerbase
ok
It's all bad
send this for me
Igor with the bad takes
Ok hulk
igor just wants attention
but doesnt know the server in jokes yet
so feels sidelined
Igor i love you
hence the 'controversial' takes
Ok old champ
moh my guy
i dont really wanna resend ur gifs all the time
Hi frogski
This is why I spoke like a cyborg words the beginning. Reconosance and whatnot
well not rlly its my first time talking
hey moe
is there somebody younger in chat then me
How are you
yo
I’m the COOL old man tho cause I hang out with Jimmi Hendrix
my balls hit the water whenever i take a shit, doesnt bother me
He's talking to me Moh
alr
How old even are you bruh
mb
1
Mines hurt everyday
how am i able to send gifs
LOLOL
Level up via chatting and lurking
whats up with yall and age bruh
me at exactly 11:34 am
(the beans and rice i consumed have hit)
lurking doesn't help does it?
Beat people with rocks to level up
its like a monarchy or sum
I minus 2 years off my age cause covid
older you get the more respect you get
ROCK AND STONE
😭
whole lotta bs
Nah not really
what does this mean
Well that wasnt me it was the crazy man
they call anyone over 25 uncs now
bro im 16 and got called unc
yikes
by a 13 year old
Youngling
real
Hardly.
Personality matters.
I’m weird and neurodivergent, so people either love me or hate me.
No in between cause I legit am either super nice or an asshole
unc
im confused on how i'm unc
Im 17??
I just call anyone born after 02 a fetus and that tends to shut them up
holy unc
i mean isnt that just human
that wojack meme thing with every year on jt
Yip yap
i mean im an asshole in the morning
tell me ur unc without telling me ur unc
Erm dont talk to me till i had my coffee☝️
effoc
🤓 
I'm not. Happy?
unc energy
literally
because i cant fucking speak until i have some energy
So its funny because
I hate the smell of coffee. It used to give me migraines
I love coffee
cant drink it anymore
yall ever tie ur shoes with ur hands
number 1 torture method: take coffee from a coffee lover
Yes. But personality issues can scew stuff.
I legit can be a serious ass when my autism kicks in. And no amount of “awareness” can fix it if I am legit being stubborn, rude, etc.
I just made instant coffee with half cup boiled water half cup cold water
are yout autistic
So i could intake caffeine asap
I used to that is
i cant tell what your trying to portray to me
sorry
ROFL
unc energy
you are that wojack
what
"rofl" straight unc
what is happening
theres no need to get it you just are
Yep. Functional, but if I tweak out I can be rude or very very stubbornly an ass
Ok hulk
i only asked if u were or not not the rest
I took her to my penthouse and i freaked it
Ella durmió al calor de las masas
"hulk" og unc here
let me know when chat gets less brainrotted
big boy here
its discord we are all various stages of autistic
Good to know brainrot still exists within 2077
Stop yapping lil bro
"yapping" its feb 2025 💔 unc
jesus what is this encounter
Yo grandma back to dust for a reason lil bro
"lil bro" ur a baby to me unc
I'm like 90% sure u both are the same age within a couple years
irelia counters?
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
no need for u to bump in buddy
i love you
good boy
be safe moh my friend
bad boy*
ERRRRMM???!?!?
just, give it a second
Lunda
FRFR
💀
☝️ errrrm
they'll disappear
me first
u wont
Just like your brain. BOOYAH!
i live states maybe countrys away from u
Lmfao
im tired of this skin dont want it anymore
grow up auntie
I live in your walls
Shortie
Lunda
💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

ok? im fine with that just replace my skin pls
Wth
Lmfao
chopped
High heels doesnt count
on sum real SHIT
I don’t wear em
hows uhh
hows the uhhh
the weather uhh
hows the wearher
boi this so tuff
"Didn't know that stacked shit that high" it's a movie quote don't kill me
semaluhtemalauhuwa
I get enough of this at the grocery store lmfao
I'm 5'11 standing on my money i'm 3'2
Have you played basketball and shi
I’m actually so tired of hearing tall jokes hahahah
do i have to tip toe to eat it out
how the weather out today
shit
okay
Tallest Mexican to exist
They'll cut your limbs for the debts
Jail lmfao
6'3 isnt that tall
my bad g but i had to
auntie
Bro what
For real lmfao
how tf isn't 6'3 tall
How tall are u then
okay
do you hit your head alot
real
It's average it seems
6'3 lol
Actually saying that, ive NEVER seen a mexican taller than 5'8
thats weird
we both 8'9 with bodys of greek gods and blue/green eyes
for who? The land of giants?
icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pyo 2 js lmk lol onb fr nty b fr rn lk br..💔 ig imy imo 1+1=2 bffr, tmrw iykyk
I think I'm 6'2 tbh lol
not sure, id say 6'7+ is tall
No sabo type shit
fair enuf
yeah i have to convert, im about 194 cm
6'7, do those people even exist?
yessir
Full Metal Jacket, Lee Ermey (Sergeant Hartman)
Lmao! Everyone is so tall idk why
icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go atm lmao, bt ts pyo 2 js lmk lol onb fr lol atp js go b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg
everyone here is yes
Am i yes
What the fuck does this mean
I didnt agree to this
tall is subjective so
to cool for school auntie
I’m a boomer ig
imo 6'3 isnt tall cause thats my height
the joke is the overuse of acronyms. alike lol, gtg, gtfo, ext.
tall is gentics smartass
but to a 5'8 person it might be tall
LMFAOOOOO
not sure who's 5'8 here tho
me
You should know
Well I think I'm like 183cm or sum
You shit
Lmfao
u just aint paying attention
i see, its cool, doesnt matter man
I'll have all yall know that 5'8 is the ideal human hight
wtf
real
FR
"oh boy i want to make mashed potatoes."
the nefarious red potato:
Facts brother. so true my friend
how tall are you igor
that "tall" is doing a lot of lifting didnt realise how it sounds lmfao
the ideal human height is what you are guys
Like 5'8 or 5'9
add marshmallows for my fatass
Ew
don't judge me you bastard
add marshmallows for my fartass
Marshmallow is the worst thing ever
yeah i dont really get it tbh
not if its browned my dude
You got a point there
Not a marshed mallow fan
the og marshmallow was made with some sort of root
that added flavor more than just sugar
i think
i love eating marshmallows when i go out to the movies
actually ill eat anything but popcorns at the movies
ill eat peanuts
Mallow Plant
Chocolate marshmallow less sweet than normal ones this is insane😂
it was made with Mallow Plant
kumara
karma
taro
white people bull shit
I aint even white
taro is fire
police
youve been kidnapped
we will free you from white people taco night
get me OUT of here
frogski whats that japanese beer that you like
asahi
Asahi.
asahi is fire
whats asahi
asahi and anchor ngl
im gonna try asahi and if it tastes ass im gonna asahi all over your ass
Asahi beer. Dry.
oh
what the hell are you guys on about, leave for 2 minutes
asahi 🗣️
beer
Pretty decent, and I don't really like beer too.
oh
i had guiness for my first beer
i like dark and bitter
you can imagine how that went
Unfortunately I am not one to partake in the recreational use of drugs, some may refer to me as a "party pooper"
it actually wasnt bad cause i typically like more bitter things
i like rum
got one on me rn
and brandy
No drugs no alcohol fr
brandy is what i drink since it dont hit as hard as rum
I dont have the canned ones near me
What i'm 17 can't blame me
i wonder if 7/11 have asahi
oh yeah mb
you dropped the nerd emote brother
🤓 
there you go man
I am the sole reason for 2 of my nearest off-licenses stocking asahi
but do you know what else is an acquired taste
peas
Woah
MY MOM
They buy it for me, and i buy out their whole stick every time im there
get that up to 420
hana the typa medic to stim you while bleeding out
depends on the beer
please, theres nothing to circulate anymore
perfect placement tbf
taco bell is ass
fr
not like you can taste much being high af anyway
just make it at home
I like tacos. But not that fake shit taco bell makes. Street food is where it's at
im not paying 20 dollars for 5 shitty softshells with almost no filling
i dont think ive ever been to a taco bell
If you won't do it for ur health, do it for ur wallet
street food is the shit
It’s ass. But GOOD ass
and sometimes it actually is
my money is on stink
portlandian huh? my sisters and mom live in lake oswego
Got it? i think
Seattle hot dog vendor make BANK.
buy street foods from clean stalls
good ass? sounds like my b-
sorry i got cut off
unfortunately aint an option in the good old united kinkdom
please, elaborate
Seattle dogs are $7. Onions and creme
Cheese.
One vendor I know sells 400+ dogs a NIGHT
HELLO
cream cheese?
shut up spiffobot
Nah from Cali
But in Chicago now
MELLOW? WHAT?
7 DOLLARS!?
FOR A HOTDOG!?
self love not hate
I meant Brk
I TOLD YOU TO FLUSH THE TOILET
luna is in chicago I am in springfield?
DONT LET IT MELLOW THERES NO VENTILATION IN THERE
Yep. Creme cheese and onions. That is the main part of a “seattle dog” hot dog
hello neighbor
the chiraq
Pre covid they were 5 bucks
7 dollars for creme cheese and onions on a hotdog
Guess that makes two ex CA residences
pre covid everything was cheaper
indeed
gotta love temporary pernament price increases
i hate myself
me too
no stink

you cant hate you, more then we hate you
I mean i also hate myself but i hate yourself too
I wonder why everything got expensive. I forgot the reason, but I think it was them thinking we wouldn't notice them keeping prices up after the pandemic
thanks dude
you always have the best advice
give that man atrue
Your hate makes you strong!
couple reasons
Is this hate hours now?
Gen X’ers love to hate
help
Uhh, 1) An opportunity for corporations to raise prices with a "valid" excuse, 2) money babey
i hate all of you equally
reminds me of the time gen X declared war on gen Z. Or something like that
You just resaid what I said :(
remove the furry folder
It's definitely evolved in recent times though
his computer is the furry folder
well you said "i wonder why everything got expensive" so i added my 0.5 cents ( i dont earn enough to put in 2)
I'll donate you 1
it all ends up in the same place regardless
hell i'll take it
delete system32
whats steam reply
more space
steamy replies probably
hot gabens in my area???
Wow that was fast stink
dont vote
do drugs
stink fast
fart ass
ur so real for that
How many
unc has uncles
unc^2
am I bored, horny, or hungry. I cant decide
dont answer me stinkman
d) all of the above
You simply lack motivation

sparkle on
do i have to nut if i dont
maybe
ugh
I duct taped a banana on my boss's car
https://youtu.be/tl1Ps6jmfAw?si=eIzsuVCBKD9EpI1H
hey look i found a recording of @icy vigil and I meet for the first time (he’s the white thing)
Technically amy should is comforting ALU but alu lisa same difference really
based on this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebsnSQ0w0xo
Epilepsy Rating: Likely safe Contains eyestrain and mild flashing colors, proceed with caution
good work
Greetings
I love banana bread
i could rewrite that entire meme with this group chat
I made lemon bread
zuchini bread is also good
YO, LEON! THERE’S A WEIRD FUCKING STRAY SHARK OUT SIDE, IT LOOKS… IT LOOKS LIKE JOSHUA, THE FUCKING THING… I DON’T WANT IT STARTING A FIGHT WITH ONLYLOVE!
one of us one of us
i love lemon poppyseed bread
OPIATES!
What in the brainrot
and this, ladies and gents, was the beginning of the opioid crisis
hey frogski you got any frog venom on u brother i think we need to put sean down
is it anything like opiates
i mean
do opioids kill you?
It’s nice and upstate, so yeah
lmao
“nice and upstate” Lou pls
I’m from Texas 
im from australia
This is what most people say when an animal dies… they went to a farm upstate
im from poundtown and your mothers visiting
What a horror movie
yurrr
muther
Fun fact! Poppy seads DO show up on drug tests. For about 1 hour after you eat a full muffin
opioid overdose is life threatening
and while withdrawal isn’t, it will seriously fuck you up
Spotify shuffle after putting the same band four times in a row
spotify shuffle is broken
chat i had a strange dream last night
that’s why i’m an apple music girlie
100% working as intended
i was plagued by visions
Shuffle works fine for me?
i been using Spotify too long to swap
about how it’s not truly random
and it gets fucky etc
(though nothing can be truly random whatever)
Made a comment last night about spotify purposefully making suggestions based on the OPPOSITE of your profile choices.
Is a thing they do. On purpose
clean your screen dawg
shhh he’s self conscious about his dandruff
tell
Maybe this is why I find myself liking a bit of everything after years of Spotify
i don't give a shit about advertisements opposing my playlist
this is my current top ten 
Im sorry @simple bear
Depends do you pay for no ads?
If you hate country music, you’ll get country music recommendations.
In order to piss you off.
In order for you to pay to remove ads
capitalism. i guess
that’s why i really liked tiktok, it forced me to listen to new music
apple music has like “discovery” stuff but i don’t touch it because im set in my ways
dont rmbr much of it BUT it was set in a mall and for some reason i brought my cat
i would say i like their consistency but they keep changing shit
i just really like how clean and easy the design is
Ah yeah, I’ve always paid for no ads. Used YT music for about 2 years before switching to Spotify
Spotify was both cheaper and better for a 4+ line family plan at the time, idk if that still holds up
i’m just saying we should get back into physical media
Apple is free for me. But I hate it 😂. But free.
bring me cds
I didn't know you had a cat 🥹
I asked and I thought you said you had none
how many
I still have my walkman AND discman from the 1990’s.
Still works. Full 5.1 surround sound music
many but theyre free ranged except one which is my fav
i’m gonna start going apeshit if my fucking gifs don’t start working
I see
so you have outdoor cats
Are you like a crazy cat lady?
interesting…
are you anti outdoor cat lily?
my grandma feeds wild cats outside
ha. yeah. but i can understand if its barn cats or other circumstances
Nah we're in agreement
she doesnt really like cats
I have a whole dm with someone for the past year where all we’ve ever talked about is cats
Lotta Strays in my area, Lotta Strays in Cali it seems
i find that funny
I’ve seen over 13 different cats from them
are they feral or chill?
We had about 13 strays as well
All seem chill, the ones in my area are chill
when i went to get my kitty at the shelter they told us about one of the cats who simply could not deal with being an inside cat. he was sent to be a barn kitty
i have a couple of outdoor cats in my neighborhood, some might be strays? i’m not sure
get a catio if you want your cats to see the outdoors so bad
Best way to be sure is
1 asking around, and 2 checking with a vet for microchip after the catnapping

We got cyotes in my area. They killed a momma cat in my backyard and 4 kittens. The 2 surviving kittens are now strays that sleep in my driveway from time to time.
Indoor kitties? All would be alive and well
the local ecosystem will collapse
like what lily is doing
foob
soon you will perish too, fish.
black void vs white void
She was born under my deck area but she always runs away.
She is one of the kittens that escaped the coyote when her mom got killed.
My neighbor feeds her too
callie is still very skittish but she’s adjusting
and. the puppy on the right. IS AN EVIL MASTERMIND!!!
HIS TEETH ARE LIKE RAZORS
he eats my hair.
(we give him toys to bite on for teething dw)
Great Basin Spadefoot toad
rotund
put that frog on a diet
he is a lump with legs
stupid legs
look at those dumb legs
My gauedian Lulu. She cuddles like CRAZY
when a mama cat and a daddy cat really really like eachother.....
wrong creature idiot
I like to train my Cats, the next cat I get that is mine I want to attempt to train to walk outside with me and use restroom, and then follow me back in
I haven’t really researched anything about it but in my experience a cat can learn many things through repetition of speech, persistence, and positive reinforcement, love and treats ofc!
amphibian
the frog
horrible.
replace cat with frog
Have yall trained your cats to do things before?
nahh, i leave my kitties alone
bunnies are not known for their intelligence. So I will forgive you
“Cats may fight all the time. But there are still plenty of kittens” -President Lincoln
the most i do for the dogs is sit, lay down, stay
Nutria, invasive species found across much of the US. Seen one in my local duck pond
Rodent
Dudes just chillin
My bestest cats ALWAYS met me at the door and said thank you for food
i’m trying to teach “settle” to get them to chill the fuck out
clicker training
oh sorry flashbacks
hypnosis. 
right now we’re just trying to teach little evil bastard to go outside
I’ve taught a few cats to only use the restroom outside and meow at the door when it wants out to do that, but then the cat is outside and it could take an hour for them to return.
Which isn’t ideal if you want an indoor cat; though maybe I can train them to do just that and return, it’ll take some testing
but it’s too cold so he hides in between my legs. like a penguin baby.
tremors, like a fucking earthquake
PATHETIC!!
Yikes. Read about them.
is a frog and a cat merged together a cog
i get motherly instincts for him though
just a cog in the system…
Every year frogs like to make a bunch of babies in a little pond in our backyard and I like to catch then when they grow up
the cogmen from that one disney game
Bro looks like he’s planning to steal my lunch with those hands
Sometimes you can find ones that still have a bit of the tadpole tail
you are their unforgiving god
Sometimes I consider dipping my toes in the water full of tadpoles
for some reason no one ever showed me a chameleon actually changing color
now i know
and it’s freaky
I like salamanders
A Chameleon changes color out in the wild of Madagascar. This lizard walks along a branch and sticks out his tongue, changing from red to pink to green to yellow and blue. A master of camouflage when it wants to be unseen and a bright beacon of showmanship when its courting a partner or fighting off a rival.
Un caméléon change de couleur à l'ét...
wtf
i like parrots
STARLINGS!!! THE WAY THEY TALK ITS SCARY
I had my hair down this morning and I think he was torn between admiration and stealing it for nesting material 😜
this one does r2d2 noises

Long toed salamander
"Birds aren't government drones!"
birds:
Gummy

i like watching shed videos of amphibians
not like. someone taking their shed off forcefully 
Had a leopard gecko as a pet once
He liked to climb on people
Had a bearded dragon too
Yeah get them as babies and they will 100% imprint on you
All my family has beardies. Just not me
monitor lizards are cool
Lived for 2 years. SUPER friendly cause he imprinted on me.
hes reminding me of a movie i cannot remember the name to for the life of me
ratatooie
bababooie
Many years to get here and it still feels like rookie numbers 😆
OH
he reminded me of Despereaux
What’s yalls count?
Anywho, I feel the call to sing, very horribly, outside at 11 pm. Get ready world 
i agree
Count? Eggs or how many taco’s I can eat?
362
I fucking hate this little mouse
that fucking bird that i hate
count? yea i can count to 10 i think
But this guy is fren
548 within three years of using spotify
count? yeah i know my boy dracula
yeah he's chill asf
dont really like the songs on spotify
unless its one of those where one song is better than the whole album lol
else i just listen to the albums
bro doesnt like songs
you don't like songs on spotify?
does it make difference if u listen to same song on youtube
no i mean le button called le like
yeah?
continue?
i still dont get what not liking songs on spotify means
i dont do it often is what i meant!!!

example if i like death grips why would i like every single song
but
I mean you dont have to
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there's option to like that one song
its not requirement to like all songs the artist made
But saying i dont like songs on spotify is a different thing
guhhh
Oh you like music? list all the artists
yes
are you jorkin the peanuts
dood i love how so many npc use that line in kcd2
HAHAHAAH
diddy, michale taylor and others
no im not doing that
feat
feet
as someone with english being a second language, i unironically thought feat was someone
bruh
shows up on a lotta songs that dude
My mom recently saved two deer mice from being eaten by a cat. Don’t have any actual pics of em tho. She keeps em in her room
r*at
erm
ill eat one of em
rhat?
Yeah they would just suckle mothers milk from you
no id consume them and add their souls to my being
mothers milk??? from the boys???
XP
no way prime video reference
Its been on 1 minute for 10 minutes
i wish french people were real (no i dont)
monker
what even is that
Cat eating bread
where do i download project zomboid
no i meant the unholy sigils behind em
im glad french people like @dim slate arent actually real id hate it if they were
I don’t know haha
what did you mean to send
you are thinking Willard?
nah it was despereaux
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i dont know what to make of that
ur a schwifty
it definitely says something about you, but what that is, is up for interpretation for everyone
My most listened to artist is a somewhat niche hip hop artist
what if she changed her last name to chud would her fans be called chuddies
god i hope not
im in top 0.001% which i worked out to be literally number 1 lmao
fuck my chuddie life indeed
whats up joe
i was in my feels in march idk
that aint joe
something happened in march
thats hilarious tho

i’ve listened to the oh hellos a bunch
but i think i finally decided to listen to their other albums that month
lemme pull up my 2024 wrapped
so there was an uptick in it
sports
shut it nerd
dork
rood
no I spoke to lily
sorry i’m going through it
huh???
evil gay what
Turn around
redacted
oh
is that
HAHAHA
oh mein GYATTT
the r slur??
the hell is gyat mix
Where the divorced dad rock playlist
devious beats to twerk to?
if i had to say my biggest divorced dad bands are wilco and the mountain goats
but yeah it’s not even that i like taylor swift to highest degree, her discography is just so large that her songs come up the most compared to anything else
damn bro branch out
tree thugger
number 6 is yeat lmao
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jumpscar
phoebe bridgers i love you
ok who asked
i listened to 123,031 minutes of music last year :D
Luna is a troubled soul
which is about 85 days
yes actually
I listened a ton last year and still only managed 63k
Oh ok
and some days were spent with my airpods in the entire day
i’m trying to kick that habit
yeah
probly not good for them head drums
hm
didn't sound as funny as it did in my head
ur head is a drum
get this pz stuff outta here
the day i start losing my hearing is the day i die
i always knew i wouldn’t make it to 30
how many years you got left
6 ish
Best use them wisely
Taylor Simp
i’m about to bang my head against the wall i just got called a conservative for saying i like to do the housework myself
clearly bringing good tidings



