general_chat

[frosty tulip]

eh nah

I wouldn't want it as a feature

[digital ocean]

imagine getting swept away by a tornado

[frosty tulip]

That would just be so bullshit tbh.

[digital ocean]

and dying

[digital ocean]

boohoo

[frosty tulip]

Spend all the time making a base and a tornado destroys it

It'd just be stupid tbh

[digital ocean]

if we wanna get real, lets get real about Kentucky's geology

[polar kernel]

dude i havent watched an anime in years

but devil may cry fucks

so i guess ill try

[digital ocean]

the role you have is deserved

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/frixstok-dante-dmc-devil-may-cry-dante-honest-reaction-gif-3538287921824487246

[digital ocean]

i unfortunately do not have image perms...

[polar kernel]

i fw DMC so hard

[onyx igloo]

reposted!😈

[polar kernel]

using limp bizkit for the opening is insanely hilarious

[polar kernel]

im not on discord much cause im too busy binge drinking

[digital ocean]

Is this the tornado that hit Brandenburg?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_4,_1993,_derecho#:~:text=This derecho caused widespread wind,were confirmed along the path.

[polar kernel]

have some class

[onyx igloo]

i cant drink

[digital ocean]

Run DMC?

[onyx igloo]

but i do have some nacho cheese combos

[frosty tulip]

Nah, happened on April 18 ingame.

[polar kernel]

devil may cry u silly billy

unironically considering playing the games again

been a while

[onyx igloo]

would be cool to hear about weather on news

could be possible

right?

[lusty willow]

what do i do 😭

[digital ocean]

never heard of it

[frosty tulip]

what do ya mean

[lusty willow]

im too scared to leave the police station cuz i might lose everything

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-joes-house-sonicgamer-jojo-gif-25297609

[frosty tulip]

like weather forecasts on the TVs ingame?

[onyx igloo]

uh huh

like that

[lusty willow]

i hope you croak

[frosty tulip]

meh we already got emergency broadcast for that

[polar kernel]

me too dawg

[lusty willow]

grrr

[onyx igloo]

still i feel like emergency is rare to come across for the first week

so tv could be handy till then

[digital ocean]

The Weather Channel would be time-accurate too

[frosty tulip]

eh not too hard to find, you can easily just check the cars.

[frosty tulip]

it actually isn't, there were no such things as weather forecasts in 1993, those got invented by John Forecast in 1997

[digital ocean]

nerd...

[onyx igloo]

dweeb...

[feral ivy]

wow or league of legends??

[onyx igloo]

do not mention league of legends i do not know anything about that game

i will annoy you with incorrect lore

[feral ivy]

you seem like you know a lot about league of legends

[stiff geyser]

Mentioning League of Legends should result in a ban fr

[feral ivy]

that bad?

[stiff geyser]

I don't like lol

[onyx igloo]

the goblins made chocolate in 1969

the wizards put tariffs on chocolate in 87

[stiff geyser]

I mostly don't like lol cause it's the only thing my friends play and they have no time for other games

[low crystal]

guys say happy birthday to me please

[lyric galleon]

oh no its an arcane watcher

[feral ivy]

fair

i think WoW is more of a time sink tho

[young kelp]

a lot of games are a time sink

if you are that addicted to it

[stiff geyser]

Yeah... But wow isn't as popular as lol

[feral ivy]

fair

[stiff geyser]

I haven't heard of anyone getting into wow recently

[frosty tulip]

if I were forced to be addicted to one or the other?

Probably play league instead

[stiff geyser]

But there's lots of new lol players every day

[frosty tulip]

Cause unless I'm misremembering, league doesn't require a paid subscription right?

[feral ivy]

correct

[frosty tulip]

So at least I'd be a bit less fucked financially

[feral ivy]

im surprised WoW isn't free to play

honestly

[onyx igloo]

i like being addicted to zomboid

[frosty tulip]

rather than some WoW addict

[young kelp]

its not free????

[frosty tulip]

cause you need a monthly subscription, but also the expansions

It'd add up quite a lot.

[young kelp]

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[stiff geyser]

Based as fuck

[young kelp]

well this is fucking stupid

[stiff geyser]

I love zomboid

[feral ivy]

i like zomboid but im waiting until they fix the shotgun bug

[stiff geyser]

Shotgun bug?

[feral ivy]

im also a new player

[young kelp]

shotgun bug?

[feral ivy]

yeah i cant shoot people on the ground with shotguns

[young kelp]

why or how is it bugged?

[young kelp]

aim down

[onyx igloo]

theres a bug on my shotgun?

[feral ivy]

yeah i am

it doesn't work

[onyx igloo]

i just hate using guns in zomboid

[young kelp]

there is a button used to aim down

[onyx igloo]

i love collecting them

[young kelp]

and only hit the ones that are down

[feral ivy]

oh

[stiff geyser]

If you press alt while aiming, you'll force your character to aim to zomies on the ground, even if you have zombies in front of you

But I think it's still bugged tho

Guns feel very weird to use in b42

[feral ivy]

i like how it feels in b42 with pistols and stuff

it feels like im acutally aiming

which is nice

[onyx igloo]

exactly why i hate using them

[feral ivy]

are there katanas in zomboid?

or longswords?

[onyx igloo]

machete

[frosty tulip]

I like guns way more in 42

[onyx igloo]

nah that might be rains

[frosty tulip]

There are katanas, quite rare though

[onyx igloo]

i dunno how to use em tbh

[stiff geyser]

There's katanas, swords, machetes

[onyx igloo]

i suck at using the guns anyway

too many zoobers

[frosty tulip]

Well now it's that as long as your crosshair is on a zombie, you're guaranteed a hit, but not guaranteed to damage it.

[young kelp]

we going back to the middle ages

[stiff geyser]

You can also put barbed wire on some melee weapons

But not on baseball bats

[frosty tulip]

Rather than chance to hit, it's chance to damage now

[onyx igloo]

bullshit i shot a zombie point blank 3 times

it never died

or got hit

[frosty tulip]

dude

did you read what I just said

chance to dmg

So you didn't get that chance roll to succeed

[feral ivy]

i just never seen them, but heard of people using them, but couldnt find it on the pzwiki

oh nevermind its under longblades

[frosty tulip]

https://pzwiki.net/wiki/Katana

[feral ivy]

also i play the game like a wimp lol

i turned off all runners lmfao

[onyx igloo]

3 times

how ducking unlucky am i pal

[frosty tulip]

Yeah, not out of the realm of possibility for RNG to fuck ya that much

[onyx igloo]

i did also have 0 aiming

[uncut arrow]

[frosty tulip]

there ya go

[onyx igloo]

but still

point blank should be 100 percent

with no aiming skill gained

[feral ivy]

wtf Katanas do 8 damage?

[frosty tulip]

Maybe, depends on the gun imo.

[frosty tulip]

yeah they do insane damage

can't repair em tho I don't think

[young kelp]

would be weird if we can

[feral ivy]

thats nuts

[onyx igloo]

i wonder if theres .22s in pz vanilla

[young kelp]

maybe soon when smithing gets added back

but only at like lvl 8+

[feral ivy]

added back?

[onyx igloo]

feel like you should use that to train aiming

[young kelp]

it used to be a thing

was removed

[feral ivy]

what happened for it to get removed?

[stiff geyser]

No

Wait does .223 count as .22?

[young kelp]

and is planned to be added back in a future update as we are going back to the middle ages

[onyx igloo]

nope

rifle round

[young kelp]

no idea, I existed in b41

[frosty tulip]

no it didn't.

[stiff geyser]

There isn't any .22 then

[young kelp]

it was already gone by the time I heard about PZ

[onyx igloo]

22 would be great to train

[frosty tulip]

smithing did not exist in 41, it was just some of the code in the files for years.

[onyx igloo]

low dmg to zombies

[frosty tulip]

It was never implemented

[onyx igloo]

cuz you know

zomboid no feel pain

[young kelp]

ahh so its just part of the files

[stiff geyser]

We have .38 for low damage

The .38 revolver is amazing btw

Best handgun in the game

[onyx igloo]

.22 could still be good imo

just for training

[feral ivy]

any mods you guys reccomend for guns, that don't make the game stupid easy?

ASTRO i feel makes the gun game stupid easy.

i think its called astro

[onyx igloo]

rains firearms

its vanilla enhanced plus some new guns

[feral ivy]

whats vanilla enhanced mean?

[lyric galleon]

it adds upon it

[polar kernel]

she reeding on my richard till im feeling fantastic

[onyx igloo]

she pacificing on my drive till i horn noise

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[polar kernel]

for some reason i want to look at the sky with night vision rn

thats how u know a mf feeling melancholy

[lyric galleon]

i want to climb a mountain alone and let everything ive bottled up out

[polar kernel]

u can see EVERYTHING with nods on its honestly such a vibe

[worldly forum]

yurrr

the chiefs are dying

sorry taylor swift </3

[onyx igloo]

https://youtu.be/rpMb6XEe_UM

lowkey fire tho

[frosty tulip]

pacific drive was pretty dope

[onyx igloo]

im still addicted

i just noticed the radiation thingamabob smokes

when your in the red instability zone

[feral ivy]

is there a mod that lets me start in Louisville?

[frosty tulip]

I imagine there would be one

[fathom igloo]

I forgot it’s Super Bowl Sunday

[feral ivy]

a bowl of soup?

[fathom igloo]

Yes for b41, not sure for b42

[feral ivy]

damn

[fathom igloo]

A bowl of people

[onyx igloo]

anyone know morse code?

[fleet marten]

@unreal bane

[crystal bronze]

@uneven summit I hate that guy

[unreal bane]

Why would I.

[crystal bronze]

Can’t escape

[floral fiber]

!hana

[tall portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1079967390957305857/1080035046150381568/unknown-407.png

[onyx igloo]

to be nice to me :)

[dire timber]

gives lots of pats :3

[onyx igloo]

olympian fragments

[fleet marten]

@still kindle

[onyx igloo]

collected

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-cute-gib-give-pet-gif-27432412

[dire timber]

wowo amazing

[fleet marten]

My fault, my mind confused you with someone else

[neat moat]

do polish people not automatically know how to use morse code?

[polar kernel]

-.-----.------.----

morse code

[crystal bronze]

Polish

[polar kernel]

(i dont know morse code)

[crystal bronze]

And idk how to get a gf

[polar kernel]

sounds like a you problem buddy

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-smg4skill-issue-skill-issue-smg4mario-smg4skill-gif-26104493

[crystal bronze]

Fr fr

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-lol-slam-table-anime-cute-gif-17848238

[polar kernel]

im out here slaying hoes i cant relate

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[crystal bronze]

😦

[floral fiber]

[crystal bronze]

Giora

[fleet marten]

I'm out there rejecting hoes I can't relate

[crystal bronze]

[polar kernel]

i wish i was a better man

[uneven summit]

[onyx igloo]

car

[crystal bronze]

This guy likes builder mode

[stone nexus]

Wagon*.

[onyx igloo]

NUH UH!

VEHICLE!

[stone nexus]

Mah fOOKEN ESTATE

[onyx igloo]

MY FOOKEN SHITBOX

IS WHAT IT FOOKEN IS MATE

[stone nexus]

GRANDMA'S ROLLIN' COFFIN

[onyx igloo]

GRAND-DADDY'S GAS GUZZLER

[stone nexus]

Can't believe they got replaced by SUVs smfh

[onyx igloo]

they are

10x better looking

sound 10x better

and smell nicer

[strong shadow]

Eagles win yet?

[onyx igloo]

no they havent gotten the rabbit yet

[icy vigil]

We're out of green

The world grows ever darker

[worldly forum]

[worldly forum]

dude are you okay

[plush cobalt]

Somebody took his chocolate milk

Give him some time

[worldly forum]

i’m getting worried bro

[plush cobalt]

He'll be okay just give him some time

[tropic smelt]

Only in ohio💀 🙏

[silent copper]

How fucking dare they

[onyx igloo]

Can I respectfully insult him

Please.

[narrow rune]

Hello Om(coat)ar

[worldly forum]

boy if you don’t get your ass up out of general chat some serious shit is gonna go down

[compact spoke]

I heard they just closed down.

[onyx igloo]

My cat does not appreciate you

[compact spoke]

Most cats dont appreciate anything tbh.

[onyx igloo]

Liar.

[compact spoke]

Just offering a home.

[tropic smelt]

ohio ohio ohio

[icy vigil]

🫂

Never

[silent copper]

In 2025? Seriously?

[icy vigil]

Life is pain

[worldly forum]

if you need anything we’re here

[tropic smelt]

Alphaghetti

[onyx igloo]

Kill him please

I can't take this

[tropic smelt]

Ahah laugh at him he fell for the bait

[onyx igloo]

It's like watching a horse die

Hearing those words

[tropic smelt]

Minecraft horse dying

[stiff geyser]

I love horses

Horses in PZ when?

[tropic smelt]

They are good source of meat

[worldly forum]

pull a minecraft and make em yourself

[onyx igloo]

Ikea Horse

[tropic smelt]

Survive the night

[stiff geyser]

I'm not a good modder

I can't add horses

[tropic smelt]

There is prob one already

Look before asking😂

[onyx igloo]

I hope you get right to the fun bit of late game in pz and get bitten

[onyx igloo]

There is not Horse in Project Zomboid Modding Community as of this date

[tropic smelt]

There is no fun in pz. Only hard depression. Wondering around in an empty world full of the peoples that knew you. For you to be the only one left. The only thing that remind you of the past is the wind. The sound of the birds and the wild animals in the forests waiting to eat you. Where humanity is bond to disappear. This is nothing about fun...

[onyx igloo]

Ok

You're just bad though.

[tropic smelt]

L anyway a volkswagen is better and faster

[tropic smelt]

No i'm pretty

[fleet marten]

Nothing ever happens

[onyx igloo]

Keep telling yourself that.

[tropic smelt]

Oh i will. Don't have to tell me twice

I mean no wonder they all want to eat me in pz. I'm mighty good looking.

[fleet marten]

Flexin

[tropic smelt]

How is this so

[onyx igloo]

Exceptional

[tropic smelt]

Well...ig ill go back to drawing a woman. Because drawing a woman is fun. And it makes me realise that i fall in love with paper sheets

[onyx igloo]

Youtube shorts ad are weird

[velvet pebble]

No one does. Prolly cuz no one even knows you exist😆

[tropic smelt]

Why would you watch this kind of video

[onyx igloo]

It's an ad

[tropic smelt]

Yk you watched the whole thing

What is the ad about?

[onyx igloo]

Yes I did.
Research purposes, not like you'd know, pal.

And for the 2nd question, killer clowns, you nincompoop.

[neat moat]

this is old ass news

[tropic smelt]

So some kind of scary you huh

I prefer when my ads that pop up are ai apps. So i can download all of them.

Ai is friend

[onyx igloo]

It's from months ago

[tropic smelt]

It doesn't hurt you. And doesn't judge you

[onyx igloo]

AI would probably judge you in private

[tender igloo]

lol

[tropic smelt]

Liar...-the governor

[fleet marten]

I don't doubt it

[onyx igloo]

I fucking hate AI.

Its.. stupid.

[livid notch]

[onyx igloo]

And it allows people to cheat in important tests n' all that.

I'm no nerd, but still.

[lyric galleon]

its a matter of academic integrity

[onyx igloo]

Actually I lied, I am a nerd.

I like niche things

[lyric galleon]

i like retro stuff

[onyx igloo]

Same

[fleet marten]

I like stuff

[onyx igloo]

I want an old Ham Radio

That'd be cool

[lyric galleon]

i think retro stuff is cool because of how analog it is

plus it lets you understand how it works

[onyx igloo]

Yeah

Modern cars are S.H.I.T imo

Apparently you can text on the giant screen in the middle of your car.

Fucking idiotic.

[lyric galleon]

planned obsolescense

[onyx igloo]

I'm sorry, those things tick me off.

[lyric galleon]

is my cup of tea

as to why i prefer old stuff

built to last

[onyx igloo]

Also I saw this thing, where you have to open your glove box with a screen

WHY?!

[fleet marten]

The new Bugatti is shit to u?

[onyx igloo]

What obsolete purpose does this serve?

[onyx igloo]

Yeah.

[lyric galleon]

send a pic of the new bugatti

[onyx igloo]

Also it's ALL SUVS!

In only 4 colors

[lyric galleon]

from what i read

there was a law that mandates that any vehicle thats classified as a 4 door must comply with low carbon emissions and up to standard with efficient performance

so yeah

every car factory decided to shit out suvs instead

because its cheaper

[young kelp]

so cars crash more often

Car crash = More Cars being bought = More money

more distraction means more income

[onyx igloo]

I'm gonna make my own car company

[lyric galleon]

im gonna keep it real to you

[onyx igloo]

Ill let yall know if I get a hit set on me

[lyric galleon]

even the big t guy struggles with it

[onyx igloo]

Big t guy?

Huh?

[lyric galleon]

yesla

[onyx igloo]

Who that

[lyric galleon]

i dont want to be automuted

dont hurt me please

[onyx igloo]

I got that

[lyric galleon]

just be hush hush about it

[onyx igloo]

Alright

[lyric galleon]

dont make a fuss and be a cool cat about it

[onyx igloo]

I'm gonna continue ranting about cars

Why do rebadges exist

[lyric galleon]

cars dumb

[onyx igloo]

Station wagon was peak automotive engineering

[lyric galleon]

if everyone got a car, it means more traffic

[onyx igloo]

Oh and 80s-90s minivans

[lyric galleon]

i believe infrastructure shouldnt be tied to car centric design

[fringe rain]

Accurate

[polar kernel]

i deeply regret changing my fortnite menu music to crank dat

[lyric galleon]

you recovered from your bender now chipster?

[onyx igloo]

You play fortnite

Regret.

[cedar hornet]

You're so mean

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[quaint moat]

Hey how do i teleport people with spaces in their name?

[stone nexus]

"[username]"

[tropic smelt]

Weird i had a 24 hours ban for talking?

Ai hates me you were right bruh

[quaint moat]

wont let me my friends username is "fred car" [example]

and it wont let me teleport to them

[lyric galleon]

you said something no no

[tropic smelt]

Like?

[safe bay]

YALL

[tropic smelt]

I mean i had no idea i did lol

[safe bay]

MY SUBWOOFERS WORK NOW

ITS BEEN

5 MONTHS

1.5K

HOLY

[lyric galleon]

teleport “publicist” “fred car”

[safe bay]

I literally

Have drained

Over 300 hours of real life work time

to make these speakers work

[tropic smelt]

Now i'm scared to write here...it's like stepping in a mine field...you never know when you step on one

[quaint moat]

i tried

it just brings up help menu

[safe bay]

And way more to make money for it

And I can’t even show you guys the setup💀

[inner maple]

what broke them?

[silent copper]

Fred car?

@stiff geyser you have any knowledge of this?

[inner maple]

or like

[safe bay]

They didn’t break but rather the car literally couldn’t run them

so

[lyric galleon]

it means you dont have command perms i think

[safe bay]

Here’s how to break it down as a electrician nerd

[stiff geyser]

Don't talk about my car

[safe bay]

Regular door speakers are like your average Joe coming at 50 watts

[sly juniper]

FLY EAGLES FLY

[safe bay]

your car handles that well on the scale it’s at

[sly juniper]

FREDDDD

FRED COOPER

[stiff geyser]

The battery or something might be dead and idk what to do about it

[sly juniper]

FREDDDD

DO YOU REMEMBER ME FREDDD

[stiff geyser]

No

[safe bay]

My subwoofers, they eat 800watts per setup

So a total of 1600 watts

that’s more than half a car battery

and a alternator can’t hold that charge

[inner maple]

yeah goddamn 😭

[safe bay]

So I had to

Add a second battery

REDO ALL THE 4 GUAGE WIRE

add a new 160 amp alternator

[stiff geyser]

@sly juniper who are u?

[sly juniper]

Sighs

[safe bay]

And add two capacitors (mini batteries)

[sly juniper]

gas2go

[safe bay]

To make them work

[sly juniper]

pek1gn

[inner maple]

well goddamn

wait

whats the first song ur gonna play on them...

its gotta be good

[stiff geyser]

What

[safe bay]

Already played a lot on them lol

I think it was A2Z

by Babylon

[inner maple]

well since u got them working persay!

[safe bay]

babytron**

[onyx igloo]

Damn bro your purposely deafening yourself?

[safe bay]

Yeah

It’s fun

[inner maple]

HOLLYYY havent heard that one ina hot minute

W choice tho!!!

[onyx igloo]

I react badly to loud noise

[safe bay]

I have massage chairs because of how much bass I push

[onyx igloo]

So this bamboozles me

[safe bay]

The Sheriff at my trade program said I won the subwoofer battle between my buddy

[sly juniper]

@dawn carbon \

[fleet marten]

Bamboozles

[safe bay]

I run 4 8inch subwoofers

[onyx igloo]

4?!

[safe bay]

he runs 2 12inch

yeah

[onyx igloo]

Holy shit.

[inner maple]

holy

bro

[safe bay]

my trunk space is gone

[inner maple]

😭

tetanus core!!!

[quaint moat]

i do

[safe bay]

I’d show the trunk but I can’t post here 💀

[onyx igloo]

You sound very inefficient

[quaint moat]

i can teleport to them

[safe bay]

I am financially irresponsible

but it’s okay

Burga king makes me enough

[onyx igloo]

Enough for a can of beans?

[safe bay]

yeah maybe 1 and a half

lowkey I’m not sure what the next car mod is

[onyx igloo]

Fix your finance.

[safe bay]

now that my setup is finally good to work I want to do different stuff

[safe bay]

should I buy wheels or slam the car

[onyx igloo]

You should save for more trunk space

[inner maple]

wheels

please

[safe bay]

Can’t add space when it’s gone lmao

[safe bay]

Valid

I also gotta do body work next too

[onyx igloo]

Simply extend your rear end.
No, not your ass.

[safe bay]

the car got that NYS rust 💀

[inner maple]

zawg 😭

fine ig

[safe bay]

rear wheel well delete

[inner maple]

ooooh what kinda car u got?

[safe bay]

2002 Mazda protege

[polar kernel]

YEAH AND?

[safe bay]

It’s the sedan in my profile

[onyx igloo]

Regret that.

[fleet marten]

And

[inner maple]

mm it looks clean lowkey

i fw it

[polar kernel]

im not sure if anyone here noticed but im a huge fucking normie consoomer irl and being silly online is my guilty pleasure

[safe bay]

Yeah man

[polar kernel]

so yes SEAN

i play fucking fortnite

because hoes love fortnite

[onyx igloo]

Id personally like a Mazda B-Series

[safe bay]

Mazda is great bro

they’re so cheap

But it’s a pain to work on it

[simple bear]

I have a Mazda that is older than me

[safe bay]

They keep it all tucked in the tightest spot

my alternator is like 3 inches from my firewall 💀

[onyx igloo]

Oh I forgot they had rick and morty

[safe bay]

they gave me no room dawg

[onyx igloo]

Subtract my earlier criticism

[polar kernel]

rick and morty is DUMB

[onyx igloo]

Fuck you.

[polar kernel]

i use the mgs2 raiden skin

https://tenor.com/view/raiden-metal-gear-mgs2-metal-gear-solid-2-picmix-gif-9944424265067367305

[inner maple]

yeah but they ass tho

[polar kernel]

i have the raiden figure in the right i LOVE mgs!!!

[polar kernel]

they always so booboo

[onyx igloo]

Mgs is good

But fuck you rick and morty early seasons are good

[inner maple]

put it ina jar

[fleet marten]

Where the hoes at

[polar kernel]

hoes askin for a carry like im not right there in a silver league with em

[inner maple]

LMAO alr nvm

u one of the hoes unc.

[onyx igloo]

potato smile :)

[polar kernel]

NOT UNC

IM 25

[inner maple]

holy 😭

[onyx igloo]

I'm gonna be 17 this year

This doesn't feel correct

I was 14 two days ago it feels

[inner maple]

deadass tho same

we're so grown and big now!!!

[onyx igloo]

Gimme this

[vital marten]

next thing you know you'll wake up and be 60. try to not let the time pass you by

[onyx igloo]

My era gets shitty suvs, yall 90s kids are fuckin lucky man

[inner maple]

BRO

can you not say this

😭

[polar kernel]

as soon as milfs at the bar stopped calling me a baby i knew it was over

[onyx igloo]

Once my niche hobby is complete

I will not be letting time pass, pal

[onyx igloo]

I hate when I order a cherry pepsi at the bar and they give me that grenadine shit.

THAT AINT CHERRY!

[inner maple]

b-but theyre still mommy 🥺

[onyx igloo]

I'M NOT ABLE TO BE A DRUNK AND NOT NOTICE

GET ME A CHERRY PEPSI!
PAL!

[inner maple]

bro is not going to no bar.

[onyx igloo]

You know the bars n grilles?

I go there

They never have cherry pepsi

It's not some elusive elixir, just please buy it.

[inner maple]

i wuv elixir...

[lyric galleon]

hello unc

[polar kernel]

oh absolutely

[inner maple]

pushing 50 and saying this is crazy

[onyx igloo]

I don't need relationship.
I need 1989 Buick LeSabre Wagon.

Then it's relationship after.

[inner maple]

no no the relationship is w the car!!!

[onyx igloo]

Yes

Exactly

[onyx igloo]

Maybe woman later.

This looks like it's from the Who's your daddy game

[thin wedge]

Time to lose the all the aaa

[onyx igloo]

Eat them instead

[worldly forum]

that is the sexiest thing i’ve ever seen

[onyx igloo]

You can get it in the Menards clearance section

[worldly forum]

hell yeah

[onyx igloo]

My friend thought the praying hands emoji was a high five

[fleet marten]

Does it include batteries too

[onyx igloo]

Maybe

Nobody knows

[polar kernel]

yk whats even sexier?

[worldly forum]

not you? agreed

[polar kernel]

i wasnt even gonna say me

[worldly forum]

okay what were you gonna say

[polar kernel]

my new lego star wars set ASSHOLE

im very happy with it thank u very much

will be building it however idk if i wanna do it sober

guess ill relapse after less than 24h because i wanna build a lego set

[worldly forum]

that is pretty sexy

[polar kernel]

thanks thanks i love star wars

[onyx igloo]

My cat is displaying concern outside my door

I let the creature in

[worldly forum]

i’m getting the galaxy set soon

[onyx igloo]

A level below me

[inner maple]

awww

so cute

[inner maple]

LMAO yikes

[worldly forum]

we have fun here

[inner maple]

no. ur just mean.

i wuv u cookie wookie!!!!

[onyx igloo]

Man, don't buy no weed from no gas station.
small plastic bag full of green Legos is visible in ny pocket

[neat moat]

Lily is litteraly the nicest person here

lily is the least toxic zomboid user

I'm sorry if you are reading this only

[icy vigil]

Lily killed my parents

[inner maple]

she a bum

[neat moat]

They had it coming

[icy vigil]

[worldly forum]

girl who are you

[inner maple]

haii!!!

[worldly forum]

idk you probably needed it for character development

[worldly forum]

[icy vigil]

How could this happen

[onyx igloo]

Hey I just remembered something

I was ate my aunts, sprinting around the house

[inner maple]

ok srry vro

[onyx igloo]

I then hit my pinkie toe on a corner of a couch

This being wood

So it HURT LIKE HELL

[inner maple]

awww

[onyx igloo]

I fell over

[inner maple]

are u okay now

[onyx igloo]

Actually fell over

[onyx igloo]

It's been 4 years.

No.

[neat moat]

You have to be nice to lily before you can be mean to her

[onyx igloo]

It's like embedded in my mind

[neat moat]

@worldly forum bitch

[inner maple]

bro 😭

[worldly forum]

thank you

[onyx igloo]

All my accidentally self inflicted blunt trauma this week would probably make someone collapse

I'm a blunt trauma tank

[tall glen]

Am back from work

wait

hows Pittsburgh right now

can I get some live webcams

[polar kernel]

lily is my number one opp

[neat moat]

Living test dummy

[onyx igloo]

They are still putting raw toppings on pizza

[tall glen]

Lily is great

[onyx igloo]

Shit.

[polar kernel]

no?

[neat moat]

At least you don't have to pay rent

[onyx igloo]

Actually

[polar kernel]

lily is actually the worst u shoulda heard how mean she was to me playing zomboid

[onyx igloo]

I probably got Savantism in cars

[neat moat]

Lily your drill instructor

[worldly forum]

what did i say

[neat moat]

I was gonna say but it was too mean to say. All I'll comment is lily would probably say it 😭

/j

[worldly forum]

idk i am a very aggressive person

[onyx igloo]

I can be aggressive

If i want to

Uhh.. idiot.

[fleet marten]

Nothing ever happens

[neat moat]

Is that just the way you are with friends or are you generally agressive?

[onyx igloo]

A guy who called me fat for 3 years got told to shut up by the entire GC and he cried about it

Wanted to share a moment of satisfaction like this

I felt complete.

[neat moat]

now beat the shit out of him

[onyx igloo]

I would.

The bastard is in Colorado.

[worldly forum]

mmm, it’s both

[onyx igloo]

I'm not

[worldly forum]

i don’t like confrontation but i seem to attract trouble

[tall glen]

last time I played pz with a girl she turned on pvp and killed me with a chainsaw

[fleet marten]

Blud is vengeful

[onyx igloo]

I'm fucking Batman.

[tall glen]

such is life

[fleet marten]

She played with you

[worldly forum]

i am mean to my friends in an affectionate way - i always ask them to tell me if i cross the line

[tall glen]

kinky

[neat moat]

Thats good

We all love you lily

[tall glen]

thats a real power move Sean

[neat moat]

except the people that don't 😌

[worldly forum]

😢

that means a lot. is what i would’ve said

if you hadn’t RUINED IT

[neat moat]

Hahahahaha

Well I like you

[onyx igloo]

Don't say that stuff yet
You might get on a list

[neat moat]

So you got that 👍

[onyx igloo]

Just a warning lmfao

[inner maple]

alr bruh

😭

[neat moat]

anon is causing for a bruising

[tall glen]

we're making lists

I want to be on the naughty one

[fleet marten]

Glazing

[onyx igloo]

I love glazing your mom's donut

[tall glen]

I'm goint to cook a german dinner

[onyx igloo]

Lmao I shouldn't say that

I apologize

[tall glen]

sausages, some strong mustard, and dark bread

wait

I am lacking in beer

ah I also have saurkraut

[inner maple]

get some white monsters

[neat moat]

Anon doesn't seem like the type

thats more of a Dave drink

[onyx igloo]

Lacking of beer cheese

Clearly

[fleet marten]

Will you show it here

[onyx igloo]

I prefer Coke Cherry Zero

[fleet marten]

Nothing ever happens

[polar kernel]

GEEKED UP

[inner maple]

acc me rn !!!

[neat moat]

I hate monster energy

Tastes like

battery acid

[fleet marten]

Lmao

[fleet marten]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1337316362334502994/attachment-49.gif

[livid notch]

[tall glen]

my cell phone flips

so taking photos isnt really great

I wish I had the radioactive plates from the 60's I'd take all my food photos on them

[wraith dust]

Early walking dead is so peak

Re watching it rn

[wraith dust]

Femboy drink

[onyx igloo]

feminine male elixir

[fleet marten]

F

[fleet marten]

What happened with father Luis

[wraith dust]

Watching walking dead

[fleet marten]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092213297765429350/1302112171500638229/him.gif

[tall glen]

Luna is dead

[lyric galleon]

the luna is dead?!

[tall glen]

she was bitten

she's the kind that doesnt tell anyone

[candid patio]

Critique my photo?

[onyx igloo]

Silent hill loading screen

[candid patio]

That was kinda the vibe I was trying to capture

[polar kernel]

god im so good at fortnite

another victory royale for me!!!

[onyx igloo]

I should play silent hill

[candid patio]

Was the picture worth gouging a chunk out of my finger?

[polar kernel]

RAAAH I LOVE THE MOON!!!

[candid patio]

Awoooo

[worldly forum]

mm. i miss the beach

[candid patio]

Also do you live by me?
Are you rich?

[polar kernel]

i live in florida

[velvet pebble]

Everything for you

[candid patio]

That's the opposite of by me

You are just hanging out in your backyard at midnight?

[polar kernel]

exactly

[polar kernel]

god forbid a guy have hobbies

[candid patio]

I dig it. You drinking or smoking anything?

[onyx igloo]

I chill in my backyard at midnight

With a shovel

And a person sized plant garden

[polar kernel]

i smoke cigarettes on my patio

because i wouldnt do it in my house

[onyx igloo]

I respect you pal

I hate cigarettes indoors

[polar kernel]

cant have a stinky house

[candid patio]

I respect this.

[candid patio]

Jinx

[polar kernel]

i had a girl over the other night and we probably smoked for like 45 straight minutes

[candid patio]

You owe me a katana

[polar kernel]

i can tell cause the butts all by my fucking grill arent what i smoke

shawty done littered in my lawn !!!

[candid patio]

Smokers that litter their butts on the ground anywhere are disgusting.

I will publicly shame you

[worldly forum]

i just don’t think you should smoke in public at all

[tacit meadow]

I think we should bring back smoking in shopping centres

[worldly forum]

i don’t think anyone should smoke…EVER!!!!

[tacit meadow]

I think doctors should be prescribing it again

[worldly forum]

haha embed fail

ahahahah.

[tacit meadow]

Haha, epic embed lmfao, chat kill this man.

[polar kernel]

but like

i feel so cool when i smoke

[tall glen]

you know what isnt cool

[hallow cypress]

Lung cancer

[tall glen]

Emphysema

[polar kernel]

idk its sounding better than living into my 80's

thoroughly enjoy my 20's so i can croak before im 60

[icy vigil]

Why croak when u can live forever

Ill make immortality serums

Trust

[worldly forum]

nah cigars are okay

[toxic hawk]

1. You're at volcano already ? Damn that was quick
2. Soreseal is amazing g the damage penalty is only 15% dw
3. When getting to atlas 30 to 35 vigor is the baseline you must have.

[worldly forum]

they look cool

if you’re gonna get black lungs at least be sophisticated about it

[white obsidian]

yea but that kindas fuckin me hp wise

[neat moat]

I used to have a photo of me taking a toke

I looked so cool in it

[toxic hawk]

Gotta learn to dodge then I'm afraid

[white obsidian]

i learned to dodge when i killed margit with a +2 halberd

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-dark-souls-gesture-emote-strength-gif-7584430281818642930

[toxic hawk]

Also parrying is great when dealing with leyndell knights

[polar kernel]

PLUH 🗣️

[inner maple]

Une vraie Francaise...

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-gojo-satoru-domain-expansion-shut-up-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-10984032401149595449

[onyx igloo]

I just listened to a dude say he wants a Christian friendly woman

[white obsidian]

how hard is it to learn to parry?

[onyx igloo]

What is a Christian friendly woman

Lmao

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/dave-dave-cat-pluh-pluh-cat-cat-meme-gif-5498876696230391028

[onyx igloo]

Bluh

[inner maple]

why the fuck do yall get gif perms and not me.

[onyx igloo]

Cuz you bad

[polar kernel]

ive been harrassing this chat for 2 fucking years

[white obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[polar kernel]

id hope i can post shitty gifs at this point

[inner maple]

https://tenor.com/view/nangis-crying-sad-anime-sad-anime-cry-gif-4988177259945090004

clicik on this

[onyx igloo]

I've been harassing this chat for uhh

[toxic hawk]

Hein ? Mec tout le monde le sache que les meufs sont des creatures fictifs

[onyx igloo]

I forgot sorry

[polar kernel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/480948201965223946/1086101358576418846/cats-1.gif

PLUH

[onyx igloo]

Escargot

Oui oui

Uhh

[inner maple]

Oh desole mon gars

[onyx igloo]

French

Things

[inner maple]

LMAO

i fw this

cuz its type shit

[polar kernel]

geeked up playing xbox all day

[toxic hawk]

I'd say not that hard but I've been learning since dark souls 1 lmao
Also you said you'll drop faith but what spells do you have right now
Also did you kill radahn yet

[onyx igloo]

Hor

S

[polar kernel]

sie

horsie!!!!

[onyx igloo]

Sie is girl in german

[polar kernel]

lowkey i do NOT fw horses

[onyx igloo]

I remember that

[inner maple]

what the hell 😭

[polar kernel]

i fucking hate horses

[inner maple]

they long ass cocks pmo

[polar kernel]

something about them freaks me out

its their fuckin eyes man

something about them

[inner maple]

peak

[polar kernel]

there is a great evil within every horse

[polar kernel]

i can see it

tarkov time!!!

[inner maple]

yuck!

[polar kernel]

time to be a little carry slut and take friends to labs!!!

[white obsidian]

oof
spells wise? ive got acess to the first set of blackflame incants, and lightning incants, ive been running imbue lightning, flame grant me strength and lightning bolt but i plan on dropping faith and grabbing lightning slash for the self imbue while having maybe just like golden vow and other utilities
I tried radahn, but hes too strong for me presently

[onyx igloo]

JAIL!

[toxic hawk]

You're actually better off doing radhan first before the next boss in leyndell.
You are upgrading your seal right ?
Also how much vigor you got ?
Matter of fact if you can link a pic of your build I wanna see lol

[onyx igloo]

I read radhan as narcan

No idea how

[inner maple]

ill give u some

[toxic hawk]

Radahn* I keep mistyping his name lol

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-goty-radahn-forcefield-blown-away-gif-27609261

[onyx igloo]

I don't know what narcan does

I just know you take it if you overdose

[icy vigil]

Removes happiness

[onyx igloo]

And you can projectile vomit

[toxic hawk]

Used for detox. Neutrilizes drugs I think

[toxic hawk]

Shut up joshua

[onyx igloo]

I need a food narcan

I keep overdosing on food

Just make me vomit it all out

[toxic hawk]

Tf u mean overdose on food

[polar kernel]

FUCK YOU INSTAGRAM I KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

[white obsidian]

I can hold on

[toxic hawk]

Loser lmao

[polar kernel]

instagram is such a fucking diva bro

[onyx igloo]

Atleast it's not snapchat

[frosty tulip]

lmao instagram is telling you to go to bed.

[inner maple]

lmao this always pmo just send it NOW

[toxic hawk]

New low

[polar kernel]

hitting me with a stern "It's 12 AM" like a pissed off girlfriend

fuck you dude

[frosty tulip]

its 12AM, turn off your video gamess

[onyx igloo]

I don't have anyone to be pissed at me😎

[toxic hawk]

Or mommy will be mad

[onyx igloo]

Oh wait my mother

[inner maple]

memememmee

hai mommyyyy

[polar kernel]

nah cause the girl im literally texting that to ALWAYS TELLS ME TO GO TO SLEEP around rn

[onyx igloo]

She knows you damn

[polar kernel]

inescapable insomnia

[toxic hawk]

You talk to women?

[white obsidian]

@toxic hawk

[polar kernel]

ive known her since i was like 15

[polar kernel]

you have no idea

[onyx igloo]

I have built in purple makeup

Under my eyes

[onyx igloo]

No

Haven't before, don't need to now

[toxic hawk]

Oh my god that ms the vigor of anemic person
Also are leveling both str and dex along side faith ? That is not a. Great idea I'm telling you
Drop one of them and dump the points into vigor

[white obsidian]

im just hitting my min reqs for str

[onyx igloo]

chocolate triangle

[toxic hawk]

Min requirements for what weapon

Because you can just stop at 15 for that

[white obsidian]

was halberd originally

[onyx igloo]

I feel like shit

[white obsidian]

i think i was shooting for the glaives?

[onyx igloo]

I have a math exam tomorrow

[white obsidian]

then i got the swordspear in 1 drop

and i was like "well this is better anyhow"

[icy vigil]

Topic?

[white obsidian]

im planning to drop it when i respec

[onyx igloo]

Trigonometry of circles

Kill me.

[icy vigil]

Gg2ez

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2-tf2spy-spytf2-gif-19270816

[carmine basin]

guys is it strange that i enjoy being bullied

[toxic hawk]

In elden ring. Two handing a weapon gives you 10 theoretical strength points when you wield your weapon. Say you have 15 and a weapon requires 20. When one handed you çant really use it, you have 15. But when two handed you get an extra 10 str.points so you can

[onyx igloo]

Every time I do math it feels like I'm shooting myself in the foot multiple times

[white obsidian]

yea but i need to swing around the thing one handed for my seal

[toxic hawk]

Can't you just one hand when you want to cast and then go back to two handing

[onyx igloo]

I'm still not using some shit ai for my homework

[white obsidian]

im a fool.

[onyx igloo]

Consulting normal google searches for the best results

[white obsidian]

i should have thought of that

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/malenia-elden-ring-gif-15668696199053318624

[toxic hawk]

Don't worry. It happens. Now go back to Brazil, I mean caelid and kil radahn. After you pump vigor up to 30 with a respec

[white obsidian]

this is on the dossier now

[tall glen]

quick someone remake all the models of ER, make them all humanouid insects

[white obsidian]

i just need to unspaghetti my fuggin build

[toxic hawk]

You will not take my wife malenia from me

[heavy ivy]

🟠 please, this has nothing on the Round Meal

[tall glen]

Bugenia

[toxic hawk]

NOOOOOO

[heavy ivy]

bugs n insects are cool :3

[white obsidian]

oh hey jaime ive got a question

[toxic hawk]

I agree but leave my demi god cute butterfly swordswoman waifu alone

[white obsidian]

so thats the fucking mess that is my lightning halberd build, but i am doing a much more successful nagakiba bloodflame build

[toxic hawk]

I pray that God saves us from. These horrors one day

[white obsidian]

bloodflame does a little extra fire damage

[onyx igloo]

I'm desensitized, frenchie.

[white obsidian]

i heard that scales with str

if i leveled str would my bloodflames fire hurt more?

[onyx igloo]

I watched tiktok cooking video reactions

[heavy ivy]

turns her into a literal anthro butterfly

[tall glen]

you can win a visit from Davis

[toxic hawk]

Nope, blood flame is a casted spell buff
It only scales with your seal's spell multiplier which in turn scales with its upgrade level and your faith

Also blood flame os more so for bleed build up

[white obsidian]

okay i see

ty

[toxic hawk]

The damage is quite negligeable

[onyx igloo]

How about bleach blood

[white obsidian]

yeah the main thing i want is the bleed

but I was just wonderin

[tall glen]

I prefer half dragon princess waifus

[onyx igloo]

We replace blood with bleach

[toxic hawk]

Sorry I can't marry you

[cedar hornet]

Sometimes I feel like I'm not hating to my full potential

That infuriates me

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/juniper-actias-juniper-actias-moth-insect-girl-gif-26818318

[onyx igloo]

God damn it

[tall glen]

I had to take a hour long sexual harrasment class today

[onyx igloo]

Indigestion

[toxic hawk]

Tf

[tall glen]

corporate bullshit

[white obsidian]

kinda fucked dude