#general_chat

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lilac quarry
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I do a hot water, honey, garlic, tumeric, paprika and ginger mixture when I'm sick and I drink it like a tea, so good

cedar hornet
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Who the fuck sips tea with garlic

velvet pebble
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Everyone dies from smell tho

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Of garlic

quasi slate
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yeah but the thing is garlic is an actual super food

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i love the smell of garlic

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i love the taste of garlic

jovial latch
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good for you

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bet your breath fucking reeks

velvet pebble
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Food + chemical weapon

quasi slate
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i use colgate

velvet pebble
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I like it too

tender igloo
quasi slate
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wait until you see how we eat our garlic sandwiches

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surreal mirage
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Colgate + listerine for that ice cold breath

cedar hornet
tender igloo
lilac quarry
quasi slate
cedar hornet
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They used to give me ts in kindergarten

velvet pebble
tender igloo
quasi slate
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raw onion is so good

lilac quarry
quasi slate
tender igloo
quasi slate
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ermm

tender igloo
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lol

quasi slate
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the nut scratcher

surreal mirage
cedar hornet
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We didn't need the visualisation bruh

glad field
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rotting

surreal mirage
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Itch deez

onyx igloo
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fartknuckle

quasi slate
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we also eat pork with raw garlic, dark bread and some salt that you dip your pork into

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raw onion*

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not garlic

velvet pebble
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That's damn based

quasi slate
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😔

full jetty
jovial latch
quasi slate
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i hate caramelized onions to the core

lilac quarry
full jetty
tender igloo
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can i click it

onyx igloo
tender igloo
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oh

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lmfao

onyx igloo
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its good

tender igloo
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holy shit

full jetty
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its just a funny zomboid meme

jovial latch
lilac quarry
jovial latch
full jetty
quasi slate
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healthy food makes americans angry and swear alot

onyx igloo
glad field
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healthy food that's raw*

jovial latch
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I’m not even American

glad field
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You forgot the raw part

velvet pebble
onyx igloo
velvet pebble
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Never have good food

quasi slate
fleet marten
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American

tender igloo
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i take showers at the trailer park wth

quasi slate
lilac quarry
# jovial latch ??

covid revealed that a large majority of the western world (being USA) does not wash their hands lol or participate in other normally hygenic activities like the rest of the world

onyx igloo
quasi slate
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lets hear some takes from the mustard eater

fleet marten
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I'm from the American continent

glad field
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I should start slandering countries until I hit one that isnt acceptable to slander

onyx igloo
lilac quarry
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I mean it's just a thing lol

onyx igloo
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thats disgusting

jovial latch
onyx igloo
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and so are people

lilac quarry
tender igloo
tepid star
onyx igloo
tender igloo
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i haveto sanitize and wash like 200 times a day lol

onyx igloo
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its fucking nasty

toxic hawk
tender igloo
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NOT TO MENTION using baby wipes for wiping

lilac quarry
fleet marten
jovial latch
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acting like the rest of the world was not equally as devastated by corona

tender igloo
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lol

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i shal lick them

onyx igloo
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its in the name tho

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wipe

glad field
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Alright lokiel what's the magic country that if I crack a joke about it I get a bomb dropped on my head

jovial latch
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Israel

quasi slate
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mods

onyx igloo
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i mean i dont use them but that seems to be their purpose lmao

fleet marten
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💥

glad field
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Yoooo i should do that

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errrmm!

tender igloo
lilac quarry
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iunno just a thing that it exposed, being in healthcare we were all made acutely aware of it

glad field
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I want to know who these non hand washers are

lilac quarry
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even in my field, people intubating dead people without any ppe lmao, horrific, just leaning over an open airway

quasi slate
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shaking hands with somoene that hasnt washed them is spooky

jovial latch
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talking about hygiene when fucking Europeans exist 🦠🦠🦠🦠

quasi slate
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europeans are cleaner

glad field
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why are they dirty

jovial latch
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Have you ever met a French person

tender igloo
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how many dicks have i inadvertedly touched

jovial latch
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or smelled one

narrow rune
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Hi Lola Wil

lilac quarry
narrow rune
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Hi Lokiel

lilac quarry
quasi slate
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that part of the world does not exist to europeans

tender igloo
jovial latch
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nope pretty sure that’s part of Europe!

tender igloo
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just the tip

quasi slate
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we in unison hate france

glad field
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France is the country we ignore and make fun of

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The world is united on this

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entire globe

dire timber
quasi slate
glad field
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i have never met an aussie I liked, or one that has good taste in food either :(

jovial latch
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Dutch people don’t fucking wash their hands after shutting

surreal mirage
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French people are good at protesting, I'll give em that

quasi slate
jovial latch
onyx igloo
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no

glad field
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Are you taking it seriously?

onyx igloo
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they're french

cedar hornet
quasi slate
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quiche takes everything seriously

jovial latch
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I’m autistic

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👍

onyx igloo
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no your quiche

quasi slate
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ok

glad field
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Jokes cant be bigoted if they are jokes

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if the purpose is humor there is no such thing

jovial latch
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like Jesus Christ

onyx igloo
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do not say the lords name in vain

glad field
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The point of a joke is it's nonsensical and doesnt mean anything serious

quasi slate
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back away from this Toasted you will make em flare up

jovial latch
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oh I remember you’re the guy I don’t like . Grown man anime pfp

worldly forum
tender igloo
glad field
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meh

worldly forum
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wait no let me shut up

jovial latch
onyx igloo
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im quite humorous

jovial latch
glad field
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I'd let you make jokes about my faith to my face if they're funny

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Go on

jovial latch
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are you Christian ?

glad field
tender igloo
glad field
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What do you think

worldly forum
quasi slate
glad field
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That one's overused I said if they're funny :(

jovial latch
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I don’t have to make a joke if the religion is already a joke

worldly forum
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not meant to be a joke

glad field
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boring

jovial latch
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And yeah that’s not a joke

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that’s real life

surreal mirage
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Tf is going on forsenDespair

worldly forum
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but uhm i don’t make fun of anyone’s faith, it’s really just a matter of you’re an asshole or not

glad field
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Somethin somethin I've seen what makes you cheer somethin somethin

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can i use that line?

jovial latch
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notice how I said minority. Christianity isn’t a minority

worldly forum
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mm. good point i

glad field
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Your lack of numbers make you worth protecting from words? Im lost

jovial latch
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Bro what

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yes

worldly forum
glad field
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Why

worldly forum
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at least the law says so

jovial latch
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you should not pick on people that are already largely marginalized

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holy shit this guys stupid

tender igloo
jovial latch
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I’m gonna go spend my time doing something better

worldly forum
glad field
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Trolling?

lilac quarry
worldly forum
glad field
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You just interest me

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All there is to it

worldly forum
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i sure do hope not

glad field
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You can hope, sure

quasi slate
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Cactus tacos from mexico

jovial latch
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I said “you think it’s fine to make jokes about minorities?” And you told me to make a joke about Christianity. which is not a minority

worldly forum
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is it good?

tender igloo
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did not liek that

quasi slate
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i meant like

glad field
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I long for a world where we are color blind and can joke about anyone or any thing

quasi slate
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they use cactus as a shell for a taco

glad field
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true equality

quasi slate
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its an actual thing

jovial latch
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alright man

tender igloo
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oh no theyre so slimey

quasi slate
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yeah

worldly forum
glad field
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I didnt :)

quasi slate
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they are cooked throughly

jovial latch
quasi slate
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idk if i spelled that right

lilac quarry
glad field
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Point out the joke

surreal mirage
worldly forum
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is that a rule or not?

glad field
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Where did I make one

worldly forum
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not saying we should punish anyone

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but is it? i’m not trying to be smart

lilac quarry
worldly forum
glad field
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Talking about it is not the same as doing it

worldly forum
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IM NOT BEING PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE

jovial latch
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Nobody made a joke, toasted said it’s fine to make racist jokes as long as they’re funny

glad field
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Keep in mind im talking about morals higher than server rules, I'm still abiding by the rules of the server im in

worldly forum
jovial latch
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if you say “no I said bigoted not racist” I suggest you look up the world

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Word

worldly forum
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so we shouldn’t be talking about it really? since it doesn’t matter? because it’s not allowed here?

glad field
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Am i gonna get punished here for what I say outside of here?

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Not how it works

tender igloo
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whats your guys favorite game

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LIKE EVER

quasi slate
worldly forum
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but idk man, it’s okay if you’re bigoted, doesn’t matter in this case

quasi slate
glad field
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I simply stated that I do enjoy a little humor with no bounds

worldly forum
glad field
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why does that anger you

tender igloo
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i havent played tlou is it good?

worldly forum
tender igloo
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i liked that tv show

worldly forum
surreal mirage
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Fortnite Fortnite

worldly forum
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it’s geared more towards stealth

quasi slate
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me love fortnite me love me like like

turbid coyote
worldly forum
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but it’s really fun anyways

quasi slate
surreal mirage
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Fortnite has felt slow for a while forsenDespair

worldly forum
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some people didn’t like the second game but i think that’s silly :3

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(i do understand the frustrations though)

tacit meadow
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Bro wtf

glad field
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Fortnite is an ad for everything at once

tacit meadow
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I just slept for 16 hours straight

surreal mirage
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Yo there's a frigging frog yo

tacit meadow
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I didnt even know i was tiree

turbid coyote
worldly forum
tacit meadow
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Idk

quasi slate
tender igloo
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is that frogsjkis brother

tacit meadow
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Almost the same exce0t my eyes are a bit clearer

worldly forum
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cool

tacit meadow
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Coffee tells amazing lies

fossil quest
worldly forum
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eh, eventually you’ll crash

silent copper
worldly forum
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that’s true for all stimulants

tacit meadow
tacit meadow
worldly forum
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i taje so many naps

tacit meadow
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I legit didnt even know i was particularly tired

worldly forum
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i’m just so tired after a day ends that i flop and forget about everything i said i would do

tacit meadow
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Thats a classic move

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Going to the gym helps with that stuff

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Or at least some sort of fitness activity

worldly forum
tacit meadow
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Thats fair

lilac quarry
tacit meadow
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It doesnt have to be gym tho, you could just go for a run or something as well

lilac quarry
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holy shit wow

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CHEFS KISS THANK YOU

narrow rune
lilac quarry
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for not devolving into petty arguments and screaming matches

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let's go

narrow rune
lilac quarry
worldly forum
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i just have to take a deep breath and go “wait this is fucking discord”

narrow rune
worldly forum
quasi slate
narrow rune
worldly forum
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IVE DONE SI MUCH SELF REFLECTION

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IM SI CLOSE TO NIRVANA

narrow rune
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frick you

worldly forum
worldly forum
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LISTEN HERE BUDDY BOY

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IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP

glad field
silent copper
glad field
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It makes life so fun

narrow rune
glad field
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Like up to a certain level of suffering my reaction is automatically jokes and laughter at this point

worldly forum
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i let myself crash out and be stubborn and mean every once in a while as a treat

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i’m glad it works for you though

glad field
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Someone annoys me? I laugh and I dont feel annoyed anymore. Stub my toe? Laugh at my clumsiness

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etc

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When life is a circus it becomes less stressful

silent copper
half kettle
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I cut my finger on accident? Burn myself on my right arm to forget the pain on my finger.

glad field
silent copper
glad field
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That's the beauty of it

narrow rune
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Of course I'm running up this dirt driveway slicked with ice and snow and I'm fine, but taking a leisurely stroll back I fall right on my ass and get my limp back

tacit meadow
silent copper
silent copper
narrow rune
tacit meadow
silent copper
tacit meadow
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Thank you

silent copper
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Gas 2 go mentioned

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Kill each other with hammers

glad field
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Woah

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life is a circus and gas is the guy on the unicycle

neat moat
dire timber
vital marten
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YAY!! Had a moment where I used my brain and figured out how to get these

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now I will always have eggs

worldly forum
neat moat
dire timber
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Spooky

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fleet marten
fathom igloo
fathom igloo
worldly forum
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incoming embed fail

narrow rune
worldly forum
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or not.

hardy muralBOT
narrow rune
vital marten
worldly forum
glad field
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Which monster should I pollute my body with today

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I have the ultras

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da orang da gween and da urple

vital marten
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Purple

leaden atlas
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mix them

glad field
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Urple is a good choice ill go with that

vital marten
leaden atlas
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sometimes you gotta get freaky

fathom igloo
narrow rune
vital marten
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Where will it cool

fathom igloo
narrow rune
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It's in the floor

fathom igloo
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A backless oven doesn’t exist

leaden atlas
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that's what they want you to think

fathom igloo
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When you open the door and look in what do you see? The floor?

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I have a bad experience with guys named Zac.

narrow rune
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kill Zac

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Now!!

leaden atlas
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woah woah woah

fathom igloo
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Does your last name start with an F?

narrow rune
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we kill you

leaden atlas
young kelp
glad field
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banan bread

fathom igloo
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However

young kelp
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kill just in case

glad field
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are yall banana bread or banana muffin enjoyers

leaden atlas
young kelp
fathom igloo
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Why do I have to pick?

vital marten
glad field
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You dont

fathom igloo
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Give me both

glad field
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You can say both

young kelp
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banana cake with cinnamon

vital marten
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Give b43 the cake, that stuff nasty

young kelp
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fuck you mean nasty

vital marten
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Cake

fathom igloo
young kelp
vital marten
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Everything about a cake is meh

I’d rather have a cookie

young kelp
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not regular cake, banana cake

worldly forum
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i’m making red velvet cookies rn

young kelp
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those things are different from regular cake

fathom igloo
vital marten
young kelp
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actual bananas are used

fathom igloo
young kelp
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overripe ones taste better (I tried it with green ones, that one sucked)

fathom igloo
worldly forum
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yeah the dough is chilling, it’s probably about good to go

fathom igloo
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Could you imagine banana laffy taffy cake though 🤢

young kelp
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I tried making carrot cake before with a bunch of stuff mixed in it, it tasted fine, but most of it was overpowered by the pineapple

worldly forum
vital marten
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Cooking thinkhappy

young kelp
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not even sure if I can still call it carrot cake

glad field
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Good coffee cakes are the best tbh

vital marten
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I can’t cook anything that isn’t frozen or pre cooked in some way stressed

glad field
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Heavy on the cinnamon

fathom igloo
young kelp
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I tried stirring with a cinnamon stick

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bad idea if you forgot you had a drink

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the whole thing tasted like cinnamon x10

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way too strong

trail palm
trail palm
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🔥

young kelp
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I'm planning to get DD2 soon, not sure if I'll get its DLCs just yet

trail palm
young kelp
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I bought necesse around the same time, so had nothing to spare during that time

glad field
harsh vault
trail palm
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but its like

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kinda fun man

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it looks so cool and feels clean

dim cloak
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At the bar again

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with my dad

glad field
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costs the same as mdr and is just better

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people sleeping on it rn

trail palm
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also pretty sure no one has been sleeping on mdr man either

glad field
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as in hk is slept on

trail palm
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oh yea

glad field
trail palm
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hk is like amazing

glad field
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but it's just better

trail palm
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its like an smg but without the drawbacks of having really dogshit ammo

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its amazing

glad field
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you dont even need to really mod it for it to be better than every other 5.56 option

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and yet everyone is still using the mdr or kitted out m4s

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what gives

trail palm
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idk ive just been using whatever i get from kills and whatever i decide to make

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but some people make monsterosities of guns

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33 ergo ak

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💀

glad field
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it would be fine if they just swapped the handguard and foregrip for like

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a zhukov and an afg

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instantly usable

trail palm
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the silencer is cheeks too no?

glad field
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that's the best one

trail palm
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whoops

glad field
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the wafflemaker is the best 5.45 suppressor

trail palm
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it just looks ugly

glad field
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by far

trail palm
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so basically its the worst one

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style is literally the most important stat in this game

glad field
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it looks good on shorter aks

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not long ones

trail palm
glad field
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i like it on the 105

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personally

trail palm
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dude

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when do i get better at thisgame

glad field
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my SR is 55

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you aren't doing that bad

lyric galleon
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carthu dojo made a vid about that scenario

glad field
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but then again my kd is also 7.81

lyric galleon
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actually its actual goku though

strange spruce
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fever

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i started another account

trail palm
glad field
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survival rate

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55%

trail palm
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oh

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💀

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i thought u meant sr 25 ergo

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oopsies

glad field
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i also have over 4k hours in this game though

trail palm
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watching tarkov streamers makes me depressed man

glad field
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4089 hours post buying EOD

trail palm
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u see WIC or like sheef play the game it goes hard

glad field
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buying EOD for some reason wiped my hours

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so i dont know what my real hours are

trail palm
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blud made a fake account

glad field
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it says 4089 hours

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but it's more

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is what im saying

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my survival rate was also almost 70% until i started running lighthouse to help the guys get punisher part 4 done famine

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lighthouse should be removed from the game

trail palm
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this wipe will probably be my first full wipe

trail palm
glad field
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I started right after they added interchange

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dont remember what patch that was

trail palm
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i started like 2 wipes ago

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3 actually

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end of 3rd

glad field
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and what sucks is even if you predict exactly what they're gonna do they win anyway because lighthouse is lighthouse

trail palm
glad field
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lighthouse is just a different beast

fathom igloo
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Oh shit I forgot it’s Friday

glad field
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worst map in the game

trail palm
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i also never play this game solo

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part from scavving and crafts

glad field
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i see varied kits and playstyles on every map except lighthouse

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because lighthouse forces you to play a certain way

trail palm
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chalet and rogue camp only

glad field
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or sniping the entire raid

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i swear if i see one more mf with a ulach and a death shadow mask im gonna tweak

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all these mfs look the same

trail palm
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ive seen no one do this

glad field
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you probably dont play the shit map

trail palm
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i got my first fir ledex today

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i played like 5 raids of lighthouse today actually

glad field
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why

trail palm
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quests

glad field
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the only valid answer

trail palm
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erm acshually i did it for fun!!

glad field
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some people like to be beat up for fun

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remember that

trail palm
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snoreline is my goat

glad field
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ground zero is my goat

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free

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i know where everyone is likely to run frame 1 after spawning so i just find a goofy spot along their path

trail palm
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i meant a real map

glad field
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especially terragroup building spawns i love those

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the amount of people i have killed running into the parking garage

trail palm
glad field
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my ratnik got penned by 7.62x39 sp the other day

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undamaged ratnik

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20 pen bullet

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sub 10% chance of dying and i died

trail palm
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wait i just realised

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it didnt even nbounce

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it just tanked

glad field
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bastion just works

trail palm
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average pmc vs scav experiance

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atlaesy my evasive manuevers worked

glad field
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i mean that is the point

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man i forgot how good it felt to run a deagle

trail palm
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helmets were designed to stop shrapnel

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not a 7.62 bullet 🥀

trail palm
glad field
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certain helmets in this game have been known to stop/bounce rifle rounds

trail palm
glad field
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like irl

trail palm
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atleast i got the shit i needed for hideout

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from that raid

glad field
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and tbh if helmets were worthless in tarkov nobody would ever run them

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so they have to be buffed

trail palm
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so unironically a +

potent fractal
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hello!

glad field
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i need a lightbulb

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just one

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very annoying

trail palm
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to have a big stash

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lil bro....

glad field
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look at this guy

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my big stash is already full

trail palm
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brother

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my small stash

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is already full

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i have 4 junk boxes

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but 1 more level

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and im saved

glad field
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my junkbox is full my ammo cases are full my plate container is full my magbox is full my wallets are getting full of keycards

trail palm
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(lvl 35)

glad field
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all the rigs i stacked up are full

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everything is loaded

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i cannot scav

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this wipe has been very kind to me

trail palm
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i got iskra quest done

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day 1

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took me 3 hours to do the plane quest to get the iskra quest though

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xd

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not the plane quest but jaeger unlock

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because everyone lived there man

harsh vault
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yall are making me wanna run tarkov again..

glad field
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dotdotdot

trail palm
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ok unironically

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i think tarkov

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is in really good place

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compared to previous wipes

glad field
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it's in a good place if you ignore cheaters on labs and lighthouse

harsh vault
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i have a lab keycard, maybe i should full send it

trail palm
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ive not gone to labs once this wipe

glad field
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they should make a map with no quests at all that is basically cheater heaven

trail palm
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dude why is yellow 200k

glad field
#

so cheaters migrate to it

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segregate them

trail palm
#

dotdotdot

glad field
#

it has tasks

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i said no tasks

trail palm
#

like 4 tasks man

harsh vault
trail palm
#

and half of them arent even kappa required i swear

glad field
#

bro said give keycard

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who's gonna tell him

trail palm
harsh vault
#

no i dont know leave me be 😭

glad field
#

he dont know at all

plucky eagle
#

Is the only way to put stuff into a backpack to place it then transfer?

harsh vault
#

im a dayz nerd not a tarkov nerd

trail palm
glad field
#

on the right bar

plucky eagle
#

Oh ok

trail palm
#

whaaaat

glad field
#

if the bag is full it wont work so make sure it isnt

trail palm
#

i got reshala quest done

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btw last wipe

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i spent 100 raids in factory

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trying to do the tarkov shooter part 3

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this time it was like 5

glad field
#

i havent killed any boss other than tagilla since they added the achievements

trail palm
#

and the secured perimeter took me 3 raids

glad field
#

so my account is very funny to look at

trail palm
#

how

glad field
#

4k hours with no boss kills other than tagilla Trolley

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because the boss is usually dead by the time im in the area

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i dont go out of my way to hunt them

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i do however kill the people who killed the boss if they linger too long

trail palm
#

dude

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using voip

glad field
#

i also havent killed 50 bears in one wipe yet either because bears are so damn rare on US servers

trail palm
#

is imba in this game

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btw

trail palm
#

this is the first wipe im usec

glad field
#

like I'm like the only bear in the lobby most of the time i never find anything but usecs

trail palm
#

thoughts?

glad field
#

good luck with that

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gross

trail palm
glad field
#

bears dont go lighthouse

trail palm
#

like legitimatly this wont happen

glad field
#

i cant wait for them to add the RU army guards on one of the maps so there is a reason to go bear

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it was something that was teased

trail palm
#

this is the first day in like 2 weeks ive made hideout progress

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idk man

glad field
#

tbh usecs and bears should have different benefits on each map

trail palm
#

tarkov seems like the perfect game

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if u get past the learning curve

glad field
#

maybe an extra extract

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or not being aggro'd by someone

trail palm
#

like i know every map apart from reserve

glad field
#

you're sleeping on reserve

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goldmine

trail palm
#

i hate it

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i cant afford red rebel bro 🥀

glad field
#

the whole map is filled with loot

trail palm
#

thats why im boss hunting 🤣

#

yea i scav it sometimes

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in the 2 buildings

glad field
#

i loot the train station frame 1 as a scav usually

#

so many weapon boxes

trail palm
#

dude

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interchaneg is a gold mine

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on scav

glad field
#

basement

trail palm
#

u just find 5 pmc corpses

#

i found my first fir ledex (i died with a ledex like 3rd day of wipe from woods)

glad field
#

i loot interchange basements as a scav because again, weapon boxes galore and nobody touches them let alone knows about all the hidden ones

trail palm
#

from mantis in interchange

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dude my first ledex of wipe has been from woods every single wipe

glad field
#

and finding weapon mods that go for 30-50k is basically guaranteed down there

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like if you dont wanna fight people loot weapon boxes

trail palm
glad field
#

you make bank and you dont get messed with

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because they're almost always out of the way

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bonus if you're running interchange basement with nvgs

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nobody is gonna get the drop on you

trail palm
#

that sounds so ass

glad field
#

it's free money

trail palm
#

like as a scav

glad field
#

then you extract via saferoom

trail palm
#

it goes hard sure

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but as a pmc

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ur hunting for mods ?

#

bro just go work the flea market for half an hour and ur legit up a million (i never do this because its boring)

glad field
#

it's the best bang for buck if you want to avoid too much conflict

#

unless you're looking for a fight, then by all means go upstairs

#

im offering an alternative

trail palm
#

dude when u want to find pmcs

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they dont exist

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whne u want to quest

#

there are legit more player scavs and pmcs then pixels on ur screen man

glad field
#

if you wanna find pmcs go to kiba and sit across from it, they dont open it but they run by it a thousand times

#

on interchange at least

trail palm
#

ive found

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5 gpus from duffels

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2 from pcs

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i swear this games a joke

glad field
#

unless you're me, in which case you open it and get free loot

trail palm
#

with gpu drop chance

glad field
#

man i havent seen a gpu all wipe

trail palm
#

and i got 4 bitcoins from duffels this wipe too

glad field
#

and i've been looting pcs

trail palm
#

and im still poor

trail palm
#

loot duffels

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and scav bodies

glad field
#

lots of duffels in those basements and i still dont find gpus

#

i found a bitcoin tho

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so that was nice

trail palm
#

dude duffels and stashes in interchange

#

gave more gpus then everywhere else combined

glad field
#

stashes are hit or miss

trail palm
#

and shoreline duffel gpus too

glad field
#

since they made them not always spawn

trail palm
glad field
#

they used to be cracked when they spawned 100% of the time

trail palm
#

that spawn at train extract

#

most of the time

glad field
#

finding a slick was a wonderful feeling

#

and it happened every few raids

trail palm
#

ah well i go bed time to go tarkov in morning

#

gn chat

rapid pike
#

Skibidi

half kettle
#

Honestly? Incredible.

bronze moat
onyx igloo
bronze moat
#

107.7. LENGENDARY radio station

fleet marten
hardy muralBOT
bronze moat
#

Cause duck

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Big ducking duck

onyx igloo
#

Send 7000 pigeons after this man now.

simple bear
#

grown adults cant use a fuckin plunger dude

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then i gotta do it for em

#

it was almost leaking over

half kettle
#

real adults use their bare hands

simple bear
#

Real adults use a snorkle

prisma citrus
#

Lets GO! Found a Survivor house with a ton of melee weapons! 4 Kukri Machetes, a Katana, 2 baseball bats, a Woodaxe, and a ton of scrap weapons. 😲

polar kernel
#

doordash driver is almost here

#

should i kill him

onyx igloo
narrow rune
quasi slate
#

My headache went away when i heard this sound wtf

fathom igloo
harsh vault
chrome path
fathom igloo
#

😑

polar kernel
strange spruce
#

putting bro out of his misery

#

respectable

harsh vault
polar kernel
#

no i got my food

#

theres nothing else his life could be leading up to i fear

#

dayz for an hour and a half sounds worse than a CIA torture session

harsh vault
#

if you think thats bad, dont check my overall hours on it

polar kernel
#

dont check mine...

fathom igloo
#

I can’t decide what I want to play

alpine ermine
#

what do you guys think of brian griffin

#

from family guy

strange spruce
#

should be put down

fathom igloo
#

Honestly, he’s what I think of when Omar is talking

strange spruce
fathom igloo
#

Absolutely not.

young kelp
polar kernel
#

ive hit rock bottom

fathom igloo
polar kernel
#

ur so right

harsh vault
white obsidian
alpine ermine
#

brian from family guy

#

is cool

#

(season 1-3)

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Brian!

#

Look out!

#

oh what

fleet marten
#

F

fleet marten
young kelp
alpine ermine
young kelp
polar kernel
young kelp
lofty star
plush cobalt
#

Make me

lofty star
#

Do it Omar, or I'll, um

#

Yeah

plush cobalt
#

Compelling argument

#

I will check it

#

You already have an impostor Omar in the replies so I can't interact or I might cause a time paradox

#

I hope you have fun though

tidal kraken
# bronze moat **DUCK**

I have spent many years running the shadows in that very city. I am fairly certain there is a Spiffo's near by. I swear I have had one of their burgers while attending a game at that exact stadium. I wonder if there is an unexplained outbreak happening there as well?

plush cobalt
#

Wonder is code for warning, get your tinfoil hats everyone

glad field
#

take a bite out of the duck

#

go on

bronze moat
toxic relic
#

NO

#

that book series is trash

#

shadowrun is cool tho

bronze moat
#

Yeah. I met TONS of the writers and creators IRL.

Both in Chicago and Seattle

restive pollen
toxic relic
#

dont read it shrug

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idk if thats the name but the faction in it is called that

#

i remember getting lore dumped about the book series and it was fucking lame

alpine ermine
#

the only book i've ever read is das kapital

toxic relic
#

the only?

plush cobalt
#

You know the poopy was intense when they call it a lore dump

alpine ermine
#

like without being forced by school

toxic relic
#

thats fucking insan

#

i read everyday...genuinely

alpine ermine
#

ok

#

its das kapital

bronze moat
#

Shadowrun lame? Heresy

(Owns 100% of all shadowrun books ever published over the last 35 years).

Including books that never made it out of the publishers house

alpine ermine
#

and the first ever diary of a wimpy kid

toxic relic
alpine ermine
#

only two books i've willingly read

tacit meadow
#

Brrr

toxic relic
vernal ermine
#

Anyone knows why my game won't start on debug mode?

toxic relic
#

shadowrun is cool

#

but shadowRUNNERS isnt

tacit meadow
#

Flappy birds

plush cobalt
toxic relic
#

idk the fucking name of the book all i know is that the 'good guys' are called shadowrunners and the main characters falls in love with their brother

alpine ermine
#

feeling badass rn

tacit meadow
alpine ermine
#

just killed 3 mosquitoes

bronze moat
# toxic relic shadowrun is cool

Shadowrunners are the shadowrun version of a net runner in Cyberpunk.

More generic tho as “someone who lives in the shadows”

toxic relic
tacit meadow
#

Sick, classic good guy move

vernal ermine
plush cobalt
toxic relic
tacit meadow
bronze moat
hallow jolt
plush cobalt
#

I'm taking that to imply you somehow get your accounts banned

toxic relic
#

nope

#

not this time

tacit meadow
#

Phone got stolen while i was getting hammered at a bar

plush cobalt
#

Oh my

tacit meadow
#

Sitting next to me, then it wasnt

hallow jolt
#

Gulp

plush cobalt
#

I'm sorry that happened

alpine ermine
#

why would you leave your phone not on you

hallow jolt
#

Is your phone gone?

toxic relic
#

not his fault mate

tacit meadow
plush cobalt
#

Victim blame speedrun

alpine ermine
#

not blaming him

bronze moat
alpine ermine
#

i'm just saying

plush cobalt
hallow jolt
alpine ermine
#

if i dont feel my phone in my pocket for .5 seconds i look around me

onyx igloo
#

same

bronze moat
tacit meadow
#

On the bright note tho, i got a new phone, i can actually see the whole screeb

#

The old one was like 30% cracks

alpine ermine
plush cobalt
#

Hole screeb moment

alpine ermine
#

got the screen fixed on mine

#

it was like 50% cracks

tacit meadow
#

I buy cheap phones, screen repair costs more than a new phone

alpine ermine
#

my phone is as cheap as it gets man

hallow jolt
toxic relic
#

WELL MINE WAS 100% cracks AND THEN I FIXED IT WITH MY AWESOME BICEPS

#

SO I WIN

plush cobalt
#

Yeah butt cracks maybe

tacit meadow
#

This ones actually kinda nice tho tbh

#

600 dollars but was on special for 400 so i just yolod

toxic relic
#

well done mate

plush cobalt
#

Thank you, thank you

alpine ermine
#

guys

bronze moat
# plush cobalt I'm unsure what you mean

If you observe someone on a new account every few months odds are higher than 50/50 it’s due to bans of some kind.

If you know it’s a new account but the SAME individual and it’s only a few weeks old, then those odds increase.

Alt accounts only serve a few distinct purposes, but in generalized terms new accounts on Discord every 2-8 weeks is almost a certainty of a ban history or ban evasion

alpine ermine
#

what do you think of the Provisional Irish Republican Army

tidal kraken
tacit meadow
#

Why is your pfp a humanoid clam wearing undies

tawny vessel
#

ooh stinky stinky

plush cobalt
bronze moat
tacit meadow
#

Most of my accounts still exist tho

hardy muralBOT
plush cobalt
#

I know I'm on discord on my phone and my computer but I'm trying to figure how I'd get access if I lost both & didn't have my authenticator for 2fa

tacit meadow
#

Heyy

#

M6 oldest one got deleted 😦

#

It was there like... 2 days ago

plush cobalt
#

Pretty sure I know where I keep the backup codes but it's in a notes app that I'd need access to phone or computer for 🤔

tacit meadow
#

Is there a inactive deletion on discore?

plush cobalt
#

Its life was traded for your new account's

tacit meadow
#

Rest in rips my guy 😦

#

You'll soon be forgotten

onyx igloo
#

i think my dog snorted deer piss

#

her nose smells of it

last spoke
plush cobalt
#

I have a separate backup (for my notes) that I realized I'd have access to regardless

#

Without the need for archaic technology like "paper"

gloomy totem
#

guys I fell down exactly two stairs onto a carpet
I'm literally going to die in like 2 minutes

gloomy totem
plush cobalt
#

Rest in chocolate milk

bronze moat
#

@tidal kraken fun shadowrun fact:

one of the MAJOR plot points in the shadowrun universe is nuke that was set off in Chicago in 2054.

The center of the blast site?

FASA headquarters. The original devs, writers and publishers of the series

worldly forum
#

OMAR

gloomy totem
worldly forum
#

hello everyone

gloomy totem
#

hello particular someone who greeted me but not in particular

worldly forum
onyx igloo
#

salutations netizen

worldly forum
#

he ugly, you pretty

#

he frog, you swan

onyx igloo
#

string cheese

bronze moat
# gloomy totem why would they nuke themselves? Are they stupid?

More of the staff making it a cool easter egg.

The first major event in the game world was an invasion of bugs. Think starship troopers.

The military sent in a tactical nuke in the largesr bug hive in chicago.

Located under the same building the devs worked at :3

rose kestrel
#

where do i find the Zomboid Memes?

tidal kraken
rough stag
#

i just checked twitter today and saw kanye’s tweets man

gloomy totem
#

for whatever reason any publicity is good publicity

#

just ignore the baiters

bronze moat
gloomy totem
#

The amount of history I've learned from music is absolutely absurd

#

I've learned of whole wars from music

toxic relic
#

its almost kafkaesque you could say

#

verily fatuous

bronze moat
toxic relic
#

i mean

#

art is history

#

so

#

makes sense

uneven field
#

Hi all, quick question - I run a dedicated server and we've turned fire back on for the final weeks before wipe.

Camp fire spreads as intended, but molotovs still seem to do nothing. Is there some bug or likely a mod issue?

toxic relic
#

reason why art history exists ig

uneven field
#

Also, is there a mod known to do this, like Authentic Z?

toxic relic
gloomy totem
#

should be able to atleast

#

I ought to compile a list of goals and such that you can do if you ever get bored later ingame ngl

bronze moat
# toxic relic makes sense

What I mean:

we often view ancient Egyptian people as walking around bare skin.

Absolutely false.

But it’s based on the murals inside tombs.

Why?

The painters first paint a nude figure of the pharoah. Then they paint on his clothing.

His clothing “paint” was made from egg whites.

That paint rots and decays after about 500 years, falling away.

Leaving behind the pharoah bare chested in just his underwear.

So we believe THAT was how he looked

toxic relic
#

interesting

#

very cool

#

i didnt assume that egyptians wore nothing on their chests because i lived in that area and that would be a death sentence haha but its cool to know why its portrayed that way

cosmic jay
#

Chatrus

#

Is peepeestation broken forever

gloomy totem
#

guys I just watched one of the people who work on Voices of the Void's lore-adjacent videos and now I'm sorta sad for the guy who gave me a ton of trash to clean up and sell/use

#

even tho he's a dick for putting molotovs in the ceiling

#

ruined my furniture

livid notch
gloomy totem
#

maybe not he's australian

cosmic jay
fathom igloo
#

RIP gasoline diesel the third of Zimbabwe

#

Why is my ear so itchy

bronze moat
toxic relic
#

idgaf about religious lore lol