#general_chat

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karmic jetty
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never really had a boring class

tacit meadow
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We wont actually do it, i pwomise

karmic jetty
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well there was that one ig

tacit meadow
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Uwu

karmic jetty
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turbo ass

surreal mirage
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This is why im here typing forsenDespair

lyric galleon
surreal mirage
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Truly

karmic jetty
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gayming tonite??

tacit meadow
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What about sitting around bored out of my mind and typing nothing

karmic jetty
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leon is off work right

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lethal mayhaps

lyric galleon
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i have to wake up 5 in the morning to get to work

tacit meadow
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Same

lyric galleon
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i will not play past 11

karmic jetty
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feber would never play

tacit meadow
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Actually 4.30 but ye

lyric galleon
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time zone issue

neat moat
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skill issue*

tacit meadow
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Skull issue

lyric galleon
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geographical issue

karmic jetty
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just sleep more efficiently

neat moat
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mf from lnc

karmic jetty
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minmax

tacit meadow
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Bros never heqrd of coffee fr

lyric galleon
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give me cybernetic implants to never need sleep

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coffee only amplifies what you need to feel

neat moat
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it's called caffeine

lyric galleon
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if youre tired

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youre tired more

tacit meadow
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Nu uh

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Thatw when you drink more of it

lyric galleon
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liver issue

karmic jetty
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u just need to activate ur fight or flight 24/7

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quite shrimple really

lyric galleon
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i mastered the art of sending bursts of adrenaline in my body

neat moat
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I paid zeerol a morbillion dollars and theyre playing lethal company 🙄

tacit meadow
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Chat its 8.15 pm and still so fucking hot

icy vigil
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"Adrenaline"

tacit meadow
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Summer is exhausting

neat moat
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I'm giving you a 1 star review on yelp

tacit meadow
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Someone fucking execute me

lyric galleon
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adrenaline denier in chat

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you never been in a losing ranked match?

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all you gotta do is pull one of these

icy vigil
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Fever

tacit meadow
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I lose every ranked match

icy vigil
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Fever pls

karmic jetty
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league

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ur already LOST the fight AND flight bruh

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so joever for u

toxic hawk
lyric galleon
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i moved on to rivals

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i feel more in control

lyric galleon
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compared to league matches

toxic hawk
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How

karmic jetty
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the illusion of choice

surreal mirage
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Rivals is better than league

karmic jetty
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feber already lost the game

toxic hawk
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H

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How

karmic jetty
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beyond cooked

surreal mirage
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Although beating league isn't difficult

karmic jetty
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in most mobas having a decent trio grup would be kenough

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solo queue is where the real pain is

toxic relic
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hahah

lyric galleon
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with no healers

toxic relic
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league player blames the team

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classic

karmic jetty
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classic

lyric galleon
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the voices wont win

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it cant

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the autoban will get me too fast

karmic jetty
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i dont TRUST febers skill in any of these

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why werent u minted in deadlock

neat moat
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If I had the unfortune of ever playing league. I'd only ever play Corporate Mundo

karmic jetty
karmic jetty
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bot lobby fr

lyric galleon
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yo ass didnt even bother watching

karmic jetty
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i did watch

neat moat
lyric galleon
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im pretty nutty with iron fist

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too bad im betrayed and locked away to a 9-5 job

simple bear
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the one thing i dont like about kingdom come 2, same with the first game, is the boring ahh stealth

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naked, making no noise, guard spotted me when i was 5 stories up in the dark

karmic jetty
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never a fan of stealth in any game so i cant complain

frosty tulip
karmic jetty
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they added stink mechanic

simple bear
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then i can walk right behind this other guy and was able to choke him out

simple bear
karmic jetty
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ur stinky irl

lyric galleon
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moving cloud of stink

simple bear
karmic jetty
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ur the cloud in chowder

granite flame
frosty tulip
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chronic skill issue im afraid

karmic jetty
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yo if someone emotes on me in ww3 i would crash out

granite flame
surreal mirage
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Hitting the griddy after sniping someone

granite flame
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Griddy after 360 no scope MLG mom get the camera waow

karmic jetty
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gridley

lyric galleon
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emoting on zeerol first before i revive them

karmic jetty
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cpr except i touch u

lyric galleon
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ill revive myself at that point

granite flame
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Field medics using ChatGPT to treat soldiers fr

karmic jetty
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ill be gentle <3
breaks ur sternum and puncture ur lungs

lyric galleon
neat moat
lyric galleon
neat moat
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Zeerol more like freakrol

lyric galleon
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when you hear zeerol sing cpr in the frontlines, run

karmic jetty
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jump cables on the ready

granite flame
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Field medica but they ask the unconscious soldier for consent before giving them CPR

karmic jetty
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gonna electrify ur heart

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medic in battlebit during its hype days was so peak

toxic relic
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tbh id just laugh

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that would be fucking hilarioys

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gg to that guy that does the griddy on my corpse in ww3

neat moat
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laughing at the horrors of war is when you know you're in the thick of it

frosty tulip
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I was a medic that focused more on suicide c4ing clusters of enemies

lyric galleon
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it is what it is

frosty tulip
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And I was damn good at it

lyric galleon
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also is battlefield 1 sale worth it

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its dirt cheap

granite flame
frosty tulip
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I'd blast a group of enemies, someone revives me, I heal myself

lyric galleon
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id even be able to buy it

frosty tulip
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then I find an ammo-box to refill that C4 and do it alllll over again

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I'd also equip an smg, I think the MP5? that gave me really good run speed boost.

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So people trying to run away from the blast would be unable to run away from me

neat moat
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My quirky battle feild quirk would be that I would collect the fingers of the enemies I killed ☺️

karmic jetty
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so many fond experiences in battlebit

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one time we faced a group of goobers in spartan shield position or sum sht

frosty tulip
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we can agree the biggest shitshow map was that bridge conquest one.

karmic jetty
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lmg in the back and bombs

frosty tulip
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the one where it had one of those sectors on a steep hill and the two main ways of getting there were these two bridges

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so it'd be a constant shit-show of waves of people dying everywhere around you

karmic jetty
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they held the under dam perfectly

lyric galleon
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i just saw

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a big ass rat

neat moat
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that was Remy

lyric galleon
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ran across me while walking

neat moat
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he's shy

lyric galleon
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i hope to fuck it was not

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his ass was in a filthy dust bin

karmic jetty
frosty tulip
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yeah but the filth is what empowers him to cook the good stuff

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jus make sure you hide him when the health insepctor shows up ofc

karmic jetty
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rats cant get nauseous

lyric galleon
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im going to make you gag like the rat from that gif if you say anything like that ever again

neat moat
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how do you know

karmic jetty
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whatever linguini made was so horrid remy did anyway

lyric galleon
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thats nasty

frosty tulip
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u aren't a true fine dining apppreciator then

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go back to your lame ass mcdonalds or kfc or whatever

karmic jetty
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random house in the ghetto with no sign ✅
dirty ahh room ✅
no tables and chairs ✅
random dood by the desk and no kitchen in sight ✅
thats how u know u bout to eat some good sht

lyric galleon
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if the kitchen is clean ill buy food from there

frosty tulip
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pfft you wanna eat at a place that has mice preparing the food?

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they're so lame

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they're cleaner but they don't elevate the experience to fine dining my dude

surreal mirage
tacit meadow
lyric galleon
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the clip i sent

frosty tulip
surreal mirage
karmic jetty
surreal mirage
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Holy shit i didn't realise he was still going

frosty tulip
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the dudes been going for at least over a year

surreal mirage
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"chat give me title ideas"

frosty tulip
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refuses to stop, I respect it

lyric galleon
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oh the channel got more unhinged

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respect

karmic jetty
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corpo is corpo

surreal mirage
karmic jetty
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thas how they get ya

surreal mirage
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The videos are good tho

karmic jetty
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we lost echo uncannycat

surreal mirage
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I used to watch the entire production. Hotel hell, kitchen nightmares and hells kitchen

frosty tulip
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theres also the insanely INSANELY slight possibility the person running the channel is actually Gordon

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He thinks he's actually a comedic genius and is accidentally succeeding at it.

karmic jetty
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wheres kitchen wetdreams and heavens kitchen

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why hell everything

surreal mirage
karmic jetty
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i wanna see some cool places!!!

frosty tulip
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you'd love hotel hell then lmao

surreal mirage
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Hotel hell has some of the most unhinged shit it's amazing

lyric galleon
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my fav ep is where gordon eats at the nice ladys restaurant

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and helps it get back on its feet

frosty tulip
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the amount of times he has to pull out a sensor and sees all the absolutely fucked stains on the beds in the hotel rooms.

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I think you'd love it cat

karmic jetty
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knew someone who did hotel culinary stuff and hes one of the most depressed guy i met

lyric galleon
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the most disgusting one was with the mold in the freezer

frosty tulip
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lmao that's tame

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there was that one where this restauraunt would freeze dead lobsters.

surreal mirage
# lyric galleon my fav ep is where gordon eats at the nice ladys restaurant

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A trip down memory lane to the time Gordon visited Momma Cherri's Soul Food Shack in Brighton, and actually liked the food!

If you liked this clip check out the rest of Gordon's channels:

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frosty tulip
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which I'm pretty sure ur not supposed to do

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lobsters decompose really quickly I'm pretty sure

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hence the boil alive cooking thing for em

karmic jetty
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i dont get the point of the kitchens wanting to get insulted on air

lyric galleon
surreal mirage
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You get paid and a free makeover

karmic jetty
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dont most of them get shut down anywya

lyric galleon
frosty tulip
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a lot of em do I'm pretty sure

surreal mirage
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Gordon gives them advice and revamps their menu but a lot of the restaurants go back to their old ways which caused their demise originally

frosty tulip
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amys baking company was peak and always will be peak

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absolutely chaotic episode

karmic jetty
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where summary

frosty tulip
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like ik some of the stuff is probably played up for TV, but these owners actually seemed genuinely psycho

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the amount of drama holy shit

karmic jetty
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i know of that one clip of some kitchen guys being weird and say some sexual offending stuff

frosty tulip
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I'm pretty sure there was soem video of one of the owners threatening one of the customers with a knife

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it was such a wacky place

karmic jetty
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"ill slit ur throat if u dont empty ur plate"

surreal mirage
frosty tulip
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U AIN'T GONNA TIP?

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WE'LL MAKE U TIP WITH UR BLOOD

surreal mirage
karmic jetty
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the tip decides whether u leave with 10 fingers or not...

frosty tulip
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it is crazy watching the uk verison of the show instead

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way more of a chill vibe

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the US is just over-edited and dramatic

karmic jetty
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oi whats all this then

frosty tulip
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Like that unneccesary violion sound effect that plays every 5 seconds.

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"Oh this steak was frozen?"

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overdramatic violin screech

karmic jetty
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love that sfx JAJAJA

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i need it as a soundboard

frosty tulip
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ye but I love how it's the same violin screech, there's never a more intense version for the more insane fuck-ups.

granite flame
frosty tulip
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Like if they just gave gordon some shitty frozen meal, it's the same violin effect as him discovering their entire fridge is coated in a thick layer of black mould or some shit

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there's never a more intense violin

karmic jetty
granite flame
karmic jetty
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i propose they use the aztec death whistle

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and then make gordons face black and white and do the jerma sus face

frosty tulip
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that's what the sound effect should be

karmic jetty
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smashing the violin even

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u know what

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tv should be more unhinged to stand a chance against interweb stuff

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why would i pay for cable if im gonna get lame sht!!!!

frosty tulip
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honestly it's a missed opportunity that he doesn't have a professional violin player following him everywhere he goes while on the show.

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he discovers that the shower in this shitty hotel doesn't have working hot water?

karmic jetty
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that guy from the game awards

frosty tulip
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you hear the dramatic violin playing from behind the shower curtain

karmic jetty
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5 diff instrument loadout shadowing gordon

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would be so peak WAAAH

karmic jetty
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they would just be there in every scene

neon bramble
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have you seen their upties yet

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the art has been 👌

simple bear
leaden kite
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Why does my server recruitment always get deleted??

toxic hawk
neon bramble
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release ID

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(he is bad)

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unless you have Kimsault

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am busy rn would like to forget limbus exists for a while

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I can always get my bones claimed later

stone meadow
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sli'd 1080tis at work

livid notch
livid notch
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azazelnice perfect

toxic hawk
worn magnet
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is the hours for loot respawn option in ingame hours or real hours

hallow turret
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i think it's ingame but you have to leave the chuck for it to start the timer ( pretty sure not 100%)

toxic hawk
hallow turret
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i'm hosting a Co-op modded playtrough with some people i met online, anybody interested in joining?

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we have a lot of mods, we're also using RV interior (working) and we've made a base in the villa's in louisville. we're still at the early stages but our base is built for the most part.

livid notch
floral fiber
livid notch
rapid pike
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Howdy

livid notch
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I totally diden't main medic because I sucked at aiming or anything trolled4k

high ravine
floral fiber
high ravine
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Fancy seeing you here

livid notch
floral fiber
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Also uber saw

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That thing crits like 100% time

livid notch
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Never fails to make me happy as I crit Uber saw a innocent spy to hell

rapid pike
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Haven’t played tf2 ina while

high ravine
rapid pike
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BFF = boy friend forever

faint spoke
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do you guys have any tips for newbies :(

high ravine
strange spruce
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@lyric galleon 10 hours of grinding magic

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incoming

rapid pike
strange spruce
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i will be sitting here,cutting up logs WITH MAGIC and i WILL enjoy it

quasi slate
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sigma

high ravine
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Jk

quasi slate
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djmax released a pli update with a bundle pack of previously unplayable songs and now i can finally get my dopamine rush from spending

high ravine
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I did like 5 solos knowing nothing until it clicked for me

heady basin
kindred lodge
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I finally manage my time and got myself some free time to experience project zomboid though i do not have any experience whatsoever, where should i start?

strange spruce
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i will fucking kill jagex myself

high ravine
kindred lodge
high ravine
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Best resource there is

kindred lodge
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Too overwhelming

rapid pike
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Man best way to learn is to die and learn from how you died

livid notch
high ravine
strange spruce
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just play the game

lyric galleon
high ravine
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What I'll tell you now is crouch, close blinds and avoid fights with more than 3 zombies, if there's 3 or more it's not worth it when you're new

strange spruce
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mind blowing advice

strange spruce
young kelp
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do the conga

lyric galleon
young kelp
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the conga solves all combat problems

strange spruce
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unless they deem me unworthy to be fucking conscripted

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aka unhealthy and unstable so yea

strange spruce
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letrole

young kelp
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best strat

high ravine
lyric galleon
young kelp
strange spruce
lyric galleon
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pull up to the recruitment in full clown gear

strange spruce
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soap bar included

quasi slate
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tomorrow money has a use once again gamers

lyric galleon
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conscriptions are weird

strange spruce
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mili service mandatory here so

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yea

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ANYHOW yeah 40 days quarantine basically

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fever this ruins my 1 def pure account plan i had...

neon bramble
quasi slate
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yarn

icy vigil
simple bear
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mfs be writing reviews for games when having a total of 3 hrs playtime

livid notch
toxic relic
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how long is the game

toxic relic
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the game is 30 minutes? 3 hour play time for a review is more than enough

simple bear
toxic relic
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what game is it

simple bear
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did spend a lot of time exploring right after tutorial tho

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but still

livid notch
toxic hawk
mystic wigeon
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hi individuals i recognize but not nearly relationally close enough to properly talk to

icy vigil
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Also, doll body complete

mystic wigeon
# icy vigil Talk like you own us

i apologize to inanimate objects whether they're government property or my own, you thought the outcome shall be any different? incorrect.

icy vigil
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O

livid notch
icy vigil
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Well then talk like only your opinion matters

mystic wigeon
icy vigil
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Because its true

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You are the measure of all things

polar kernel
livid notch
mystic wigeon
toxic relic
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balls

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i can confirm this

icy vigil
toxic relic
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that cat only needs cookies and cream

icy vigil
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But i dont think its the best, looking at the whole series

high ravine
toxic relic
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some people enjou that

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im a man who enjoys vinegar

mystic wigeon
floral fiber
icy vigil
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How could mistershark do this tired

high ravine
icy vigil
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U have a therapist?

toxic relic
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i have one

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a regular one

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been seeing them for just over a year now

mystic wigeon
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if only mistershark10 declared Re:Zero to be the best piece of media in every shape and form, the accidentally might've been prevented unhappy

icy vigil
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Couldnt be me, im self-destructive

high ravine
icy vigil
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O

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Gen chat lore 🧐

toxic relic
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plunger lore

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could it be

mystic wigeon
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woah therapy, never did it

toxic relic
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no, we wait until trollboy is axe

high ravine
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Revealing 1%of lore lmaoo

icy vigil
toxic relic
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some do

high ravine
icy vigil
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You do it to get back your lols

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😔

mystic wigeon
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that went hard (as they say)

icy vigil
high ravine
icy vigil
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O

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Ah

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Very kewl

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Thats a good way to see it

high ravine
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Someone that doesn't know me or her so they weren't biased

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It really helped

toxic relic
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thats usually one of the perks

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objective observer

worldly forum
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god i’ve been with my therapist for like, 2 ish years now?

toxic relic
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i fucking hate therapist talk tho

high ravine
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Yeah like being told that I wasn't crazy for feeling those way was very freeing

toxic relic
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i feel like im being lured into a mental trap with it

worldly forum
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he’s a child as well as an adult therapist so it’s a lot nicer

icy vigil
worldly forum
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we play subjective guess who and eventually i reveal how im feeling

toxic relic
worldly forum
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it’s like a complicated game of chess

toxic relic
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to get you to open up

high ravine
toxic relic
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they ask leading questions

icy vigil
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Oh

toxic relic
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etc etc

icy vigil
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Yeah

toxic relic
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i fucking hate it haaha

high ravine
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I hate it too lol but it's better than what I was doing to cope

toxic relic
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real mate

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im glad youre getting help

worldly forum
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idk i found the right therapist and he just lets me yap

toxic relic
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its hard to accept it

toxic relic
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gottem

icy vigil
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(The pre edit)

karmic jetty
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tap

worldly forum
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it’s more of a space to unmask instead of

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yk

high ravine
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It is hard to accept, I fought it for years and just self medicated

worldly forum
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work shit out

toxic relic
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i get that

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im the same haha

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u gotta take me for a long walk or go fishing or some shit for me to open up idk

high ravine
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Yeah like I gotta know you know you

toxic relic
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exactly

high ravine
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I was told that's trauma too tho so what do I know lol

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She was right tho lol

toxic relic
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you gotta unpack that shit

polar kernel
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fellow divorced man spotted

high ravine
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Well when everyone you open up to uses it against you it's pretty hard to open up again lol

toxic relic
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tru man

high ravine
toxic relic
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ayo you and cool chip should play fortnite or smthing

polar kernel
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im a psychopath do not interact with me

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at all costs

karmic jetty
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lifehack!! cant get divorced if ur never married

high ravine
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I'm too old for fortnite dudeded

polar kernel
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never too old

toxic relic
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ive never played it man

polar kernel
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my fucking dad is like 50 something and plays fortnite

toxic relic
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im an old dude, definitely older than you

polar kernel
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hes real for that

high ravine
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Bro the only fps I play is halo 3

toxic relic
karmic jetty
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why jet jaguar look like that

toxic relic
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bro is zonked

high ravine
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I don't have the reaction time i had in 2007

polar kernel
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im still a young man :)

high ravine
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I play black ops 6 and get circles ran around me

polar kernel
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only 25 years young baby!!!

high ravine
worldly forum
high ravine
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25 is around when it started hitting me rho

polar kernel
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☹️

polar kernel
high ravine
willow blaze
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men dont grow up
they grow older

worldly forum
quasi slate
cedar hornet
worldly forum
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i would say i know your name but i forgot it

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so

high ravine
polar kernel
polar kernel
jovial latch
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when the roommate using his subwoofers at 7:30 am

polar kernel
worldly forum
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soz

high ravine
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Fuck I forgot the gif thing again😭

karmic jetty
high ravine
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@cedar hornet I noticed that emoji😭 you're my 13th reason💀

toxic relic
worldly forum
toxic relic
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i just want to play ultima and eat doritos

surreal mirage
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Zeerol

toxic relic
polar kernel
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lily you ruined my life

jovial latch
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hm

high ravine
polar kernel
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I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

karmic jetty
surreal mirage
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Invincible s3

high ravine
toxic relic
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real

karmic jetty
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oh pog

surreal mirage
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I will be binge watching that shit today forsenHappy

polar kernel
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when i dont have my kid i literally just chug baja blast and play games all day

karmic jetty
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monka

polar kernel
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honestly its kinda baller

high ravine
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IM PROVING YOUR POINT 😭

surreal mirage
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I thought they were dropping the whole thing

karmic jetty
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nah

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itll be weekly drop

surreal mirage
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My disappointment is immeasurable and my day has been ruined

cedar hornet
karmic jetty
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a lil strange to think that back then the word actually has colour

cedar hornet
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Bro forgot

high ravine
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I didded

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Stop

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I'm already closer to death than you

cedar hornet
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Ts frying me

toxic relic
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i used to watch the game on those handheld tvs

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with the antennas

high ravine
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Same dude I'm tweaking 💀

toxic relic
#

hahaha

karmic jetty
#

olddddd

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alll of u

toxic relic
#

data takes pleasure in making fun of the old members, so does zee

high ravine
toxic relic
#

those were the days dude

high ravine
#

My daughter told me I was a lier when I told her Netflix used to come in the mail😭

toxic relic
#

HAHAH

high ravine
#

Bro remember GAMEFLY

toxic relic
#

holy fuck dude

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gamefly

high ravine
#

cmon bro thes youngins don't know what they got

toxic relic
#

indeed they dont

karmic jetty
#

witnessing scribes transcribing the elder texts Tupid

toxic relic
#

but i remember renting games from the store and playing the shit out of them for the weekend

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they dont get the luxury of overnighters with friends like that

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we got perks

high ravine
#

Bro I remember when "multi-player" meant all your friends sitting on the same couch

toxic relic
#

the ragequits were something else when your friend was right there

high ravine
worldly forum
#

i had a dream last night that i was dating finn wolfhard and broke my phone

karmic jetty
#

yall just sayin stuff from less than 2 decades ago rar

worldly forum
#

thats about it

worldly forum
toxic relic
#

thats pre 2000s

karmic jetty
#

pager i hardly know er

toxic relic
high ravine
cedar hornet
karmic jetty
#

i had the og xbox

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so pog

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pretty sure it was better than the ps2

high ravine
deft wadi
#

The best of the best was Sega Channel. I lived like a king while I had that.

toxic relic
#

release them

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the world must know

high ravine
karmic jetty
#

aw heck nah not classic facebook

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check out vin diesels

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absolutely hilarious sht

high ravine
toxic relic
#

HAH

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nice

simple bear
#

I. HATE. STEALTH.

worldly forum
#

much less of a time jump but i found my old tumblr account a bit ago

simple bear
#

5 hours of stealth missions! go!

worldly forum
#

never have i cringed more in my life

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ugh stealth my beloved

simple bear
#

and also enemies spot you through walls

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only grinding through this so future me doesnt have to load back into some boring ahh stealth

high ravine
#

It's probably still emo as fuck with some dance Gavin dance on my page or something 💀

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Or Avril Lavigne or something lol

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Bro I remember when MEMES STARTED

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CHOCOLATE RAIN BRO! NUMA NUMA! DRAMATIC GOPHER! CMON CLASSICS

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That's how I know I'm over tired lol millennial activate

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Cringe like the rest of my people

toxic hawk
plush cobalt
#

Good news: I don't have any bad news. Bad news: I don't have any good news

karmic jetty
#

the term meme came from the 70s CatUhm

cedar hornet
#

Maybe he's like

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ancient ancient

karmic jetty
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my glob...

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u may be correct

worldly forum
#

heheheh

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my glob

high ravine
karmic jetty
#

buh

toxic relic
#

hmm

jovial latch
#

meow

toxic relic
#

thats hard to pindown

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the term arose from richard dawkins 1976 book

jovial latch
#

I have a bomb

high ravine
#

I got dancing baby as an email in like 2003

surreal mirage
#

The first "meme" actually came from a newspaper in the early 1900s

toxic relic
#

however the term fits with many expressions used throughout history

vital marten
#

Arma Diaboli

toxic relic
jovial latch
#

jokes are a thing

surreal mirage
#

1921

jovial latch
#

something being a joke doesn’t make it a meme

toxic relic
#

thats adjacent to memes

high ravine
vital marten
karmic jetty
surreal mirage
#

Clearly a meme template

toxic relic
#

so we all read the bbc article

jovial latch
#

against political figures

high ravine
jovial latch
#

for example drawing the king with his pockets empty asking for money

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and printing that and distributing that

high ravine
#

FUCK I PROBABLY JUST AGED MYSELF AGAIN

karmic jetty
#

the term does apply to that thinkcat

high ravine
#

yall probably never called someone and asked if they had prince Albert in a can did you😭

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THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LET HIM OUT

toxic relic
#

i know pain

high ravine
#

FUCK I WANNA DIE

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💀

toxic relic
#

nah its cool man

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embrace the age

cedar hornet
toxic relic
#

im an old man with grey hairs and a bad back

toxic relic
high ravine
#

Bro I been cracking up this whole time lol never take a word I say seriously 😂

toxic relic
#

nice

simple bear
#

omfg this mission is legit just 3 hours of avoiding patrols in a forest at night

high ravine
#

I was gonna make a lost reference but that would probably just make me feel olderunhappy

simple bear
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i am so done

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not even halfway done and it's taking me forever

toxic relic
#

i couldnt watch lost

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i hated it

simple bear
#

also "errrrrmmm u cant just leave the forest and go the long way cause reasons"

#

invisible wall

high ravine
#

Still do💀

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They don't make shows that everyone can't stop talking about and speculating about anymore

karmic jetty
#

ermmmm

high ravine
#

Netflix killed the "water cooler" show

karmic jetty
#

ackshually

cedar hornet
#

🤓

karmic jetty
high ravine
#

Don't even get me started on the sopranos bro

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HBO who?

heady basin
#

there’s a sore ass lump on my scalp and my intrusive thoughts made me google cancer

karmic jetty
#

it was easier when it was tv since ppl are more likely to watch em as they air

karmic jetty
#

but i wouldnt say there arent those moments today

high ravine
dim cloak
#

Morning Chat

high ravine
#

Like we all used to be on the same episode and not work but just talk about what we thinkll happen next

karmic jetty
#

weekly drops are better for both ends

high ravine
toxic relic
#

watch parties

hidden spruce
toxic relic
#

youd get together and watch the latest episode or youd eagerly watch it the night before so you could speculate the next day at uni/work

high ravine
#

Lost did some dumb shit where they would air 12 episodes and then take 6 months off and then air the second half of the season😩

frosty tulip
karmic jetty
#

online discussions are fun too

toxic relic
toxic relic
high ravine
karmic jetty
#

2 yrs for a single chapter Thumbs

high ravine
#

Maybe its just because I watched it during a crucial point In my life idk I'm not a physiologist lmao

karmic jetty
#

physiologist...

high ravine
#

Lol I haven't slept in 2 days cut me a little slack lol

karmic jetty
#

go eep!!!

high ravine
#

Just a tiny Lil bit

#

Well get there lol

jovial latch
#

Wearing a pretty ring today

#

I hate the weather it’s just barely warm enough for it to rain instead of snow

karmic jetty
#

my silver ring has tarnished

#

too lz to get it cleaned

jovial latch
#

It’s raining but icicles are forming bro

toxic relic
#

if you piss in that weather will it freeze mid stream

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these are the questions science needs to answer

#

i say yes

fair yacht
#

you guys ever eat cow tales

high ravine
toxic relic
high ravine
#

I know from experience

karmic jetty
#

ice pisser

jovial latch
#

It has to be insanely cold for that to happen

toxic relic
#

ic

high ravine
toxic relic
#

ive never lived in a place that cold bfo

fair yacht
#

:) i have a bag of em at home

jovial latch
karmic jetty
#

where are the tales

high ravine
vital marten
#

I'll gut you!

jovial latch
#

especially because piss is warm as fuck

toxic relic
#

tru

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ive only pissed outside in warm areas

high ravine
toxic relic
#

HAHA

#

noted noted

karmic jetty
high ravine
#

I've decided not to pee because my hands were too cold

karmic jetty
#

u gotta heat it up a bit bruh

high ravine
#

Holding it is better

toxic relic
#

thats never comfortable

#

cold hands

jovial latch
#

people who can pee wherever are so lucky

toxic relic
#

its great

high ravine
toxic relic
#

piss drawer

karmic jetty
#

u cant pee?

jovial latch
#

I can pee

toxic relic
#

bros bladder was removed in nam

high ravine
#

Rip

toxic relic
#

thats my stream

jovial latch
#

I just don’t have an appendage I can whip out of my pants and pee anywhere with

fair yacht
#

i really hate the new SCP class rating system

toxic relic
#

forceful and painful

jovial latch
#

I gotta take my pants off

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which is not something you can do anywhere

karmic jetty
#

theres a thingie u can use

jovial latch
toxic relic
fair yacht
jovial latch
#

it is straight up a deer in a night vision camera

fair yacht
high ravine
rare grail
jovial latch
#

normal deers eyes do that

jovial latch
#

ok but that picture is just a photo of a deer

fair yacht
#

it...

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IT TAKES THE FORM OF A REGULAR DEER

jovial latch
#

ok

fair yacht
#

i once convinced some one here that SCP 096 was real lmao

karmic jetty
#

scp is kinda lame now kittyroll

toxic relic
#

"you see, actually, the scp takes the form of a normal looking deer, dont be fooled by its meek looking appearance, however" 🤓 finger_wave

jovial latch
#

There is no way to look at that photo and say yeah that’s a scp though so that photo is useless to include on that page

karmic jetty
#

they just let anything get in there

jovial latch
#

That’s like putting a picture of a normal guy on the skinwalker page

jovial latch
#

I think they should have used a picture that includes any of the descriptions they listed

fair yacht
#

they do

#

well

jovial latch
#

they don’t

fair yacht
#

ok

icy vigil
#

Nesquik suks dik

jovial latch
#

that deer is 200% normal

fair yacht
#

ITS ANOMALOUS>

#

ITS NOT NORMAL IN THE SLIGHTEST

jovial latch
#

you can’t tell with your eyes

#

that deer is visually just a fucking deer

toxic relic
#

malding

toxic relic
fair yacht
#

use your eyes and read the article lmao

pallid wraith
#

guys can someone send me a picture of a deer real quick

pallid wraith
#

its okay if its anomalous

lilac quarry
#

but it's just a deer

high ravine
fair yacht
#

would nokotan be classified as a SCP lmao

karmic jetty
#

deer?

fair yacht
mystic wigeon
icy vigil
karmic jetty
#

scp fans when the lego brick can destroy the world if placed within a vicinity of a superglue (it is keter and very spoopy)

fair yacht
#

shark fren

high ravine
#

Yall ever see a deer with chronic wasting disease at 5am in the pitch black forrest?

graceful dust
#

i like the one thats just 2 orbs that would explode so hard if they ever collided that itd blow the whole world up

jovial latch
#

also I’m not like trolling u or whatever you just mentioned you don’t like the page so I’m like agreeing with you

high ravine
fair yacht
#

when day breaks

fair yacht
jovial latch
#

oh I see

#

anyhow the picture they used is lazy

high ravine
fair yacht
#

i prefer this simple version

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not the new version

pallid wraith
fair yacht
#

i should of been more like..descriptive lmao

karmic jetty
#

scp revisionism

high ravine
pallid wraith
#

sounds horrific

jovial latch
#

it is

fair yacht
surreal mirage
#

What about scp 853

fair yacht
#

thankfully ONLY affects deer

jovial latch
#

it’s like rabies for deer but kind of worse

karmic jetty
#

erm ackshually the scp is no longer able to conjure anthromorphic characters when observed CatUhm

high ravine
fair yacht
#

it is

toxic hawk
fair yacht
high ravine
#

It's a prion, more like mad cow disease

fair yacht
toxic hawk
fair yacht
#

i like SCP 953

pallid wraith
jovial latch
#

they should make an scp based off the smile movies

graceful dust
fair yacht
#

the closest actual SCP movie we have is the cabin in the woods

#

there are some good fan movies on youtube tho

karmic jetty
#

cabin in the woods suck ass

high ravine
graceful dust
fair yacht
#

i like the part when all the monsters come out and kill all the guards

high ravine
#

Same with Brucelosis in cows and buffalo

surreal mirage
high ravine
#

It's mostly domesticated hoofed animals that spread it

fair yacht
#

infinite ikea

high ravine
jovial latch
#

I love that Roblox game p

plush cobalt
#

There's a game called p?

jovial latch
#

no

#

Omar

karmic jetty
#

yeah and p lies

plush cobalt
#

Yes quiche

high ravine
#

Didn't even know there was one lol I remember someone was working on a full game of it years ago on Kickstart bit I don't think it ever happened

jovial latch
#

don’t be a bitch Omar

onyx igloo
plush cobalt
#

Would you ask someone to deny their nature

toxic relic
#

i think omars snark is a veil for a deep emotional sensitivity

plush cobalt
#

I can't believe you'd say that about me

jovial latch
#

someone’s parents didn’t move them

toxic relic
#

either that or he's just really sarcastic and it takes a while to be sincere

jovial latch
#

Love

toxic relic
#

move them?

#

from where?

jovial latch
#

or he has zombie virus

plush cobalt
#

My parents moved me plenty

toxic relic
#

the fridge?

jovial latch
#

this house is a fucking nightmare

plush cobalt
#

When I was a baby I had to be moved around

high ravine
toxic relic
#

not a house

#

are you okay quiche?

plush cobalt
toxic relic
#

you seem confused

jovial latch
#

I’m referencing a vine

toxic relic
#

which vine?

#

grapes?

#

i like grapes

jovial latch
toxic relic
#

is it about grapes

jovial latch
#

Yes watch it

toxic relic
#

i dont believe you

high ravine
jovial latch
#

why

karmic jetty
#

when the house has leaves

jovial latch
#

if you watch it you will have so many grapes

high ravine
toxic relic
toxic relic
plush cobalt
high ravine
toxic relic
#

roosterteeth

#

ik dw

high ravine
karmic jetty
#

got any grapes

high ravine
jovial latch
#

meow

toxic relic
jovial latch
#

I can’t wait until my country implodes

toxic relic
#

monty python, roosterteeth, duck song

surreal mirage
#

This is literally cool chip if you even care

jovial latch
#

lemonade stand

high ravine
polar kernel
#

.... if u even care

toxic relic
#

nah it starting with pekng a few weeks ago here

#

"ill take 11, sir"

jovial latch
#

GIVE ME OMAGE PERNS

plush cobalt
hardy muralBOT
karmic jetty
#

share this to 10 frens if u care

jovial latch
#

FUCK

plush cobalt
jovial latch
#

I HAVE BEEN TALKING HERE FOREVER BRO

graceful dust
#

so there's this gormless oaf whose boorish conduct sears a doleful look on my already haggard features

surreal mirage
#

Otag

high ravine
#

This one is niche "oh that's not too bad, I think I'll do a crossword"

polar kernel
#

hi! im a grub and i live in the soil!

jovial latch
#

picks you up

plush cobalt
#

Crush him now

jovial latch
#

Considers it

polar kernel
jovial latch
#

Hmmmmmm

#

I will let you live

#

you are spared

surreal mirage
#

:6cat_face4:

karmic jetty
#

dont wake up early bcs early birb will eat u

jovial latch
plush cobalt
#

Mercy is weakness and that's why you lack image perms

high ravine
jovial latch
jovial latch
#

What did the grub do to deserve death

plush cobalt
#

Is it cruel to kill someone for literally no reason? I think not

jovial latch
#

if the grub was deserving of death and I spared it I would have been merciful

plush cobalt
#

It deserved death by virtue of being beneath you

high ravine
jovial latch
#

by that logic I’d have to kill you too

plush cobalt
#

You can certainly try, but good luck getting past my army of grubs

jovial latch
#

if only your army of grubs knew how lowly you think of them

worldly forum
#

yurrr

graceful dust
#

suddenly ive never experienced media in my life

jovial latch
#

they would revolt against you