general_chat

[toxic relic]

gottem

[graceful dust]

yeah that ^

[strange spruce]

aight

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/dmc4-dante-chin-rub-hmmm-curious-gif-16899244

[toxic relic]

[lyric galleon]

there can only be one pookie

[strange spruce]

[toxic relic]

[strange spruce]

what do for 6 hours while mindlessly grinding magic

[toxic relic]

read

[strange spruce]

could put on something on the side but like i dont know what to watch

[karmic jetty]

watch deez

[toxic relic]

watch quinton reviews

[strange spruce]

deez what sir

[toxic relic]

7 hour video about nickelodeon game

[karmic jetty]

deez nuts

[strange spruce]

that would be very awkward what do i just watch em

kinda weird bro

anyhow

[toxic relic]

u dont watch deez nuts?

its an award winning show

[quasi slate]

The doctor also said wow when she saw my birth year

[strange spruce]

NEVER heard

[karmic jetty]

[graceful dust]

fuck it watch dexter ig

its what im doing

[graceful dust]

420...

my poor flea-ridden baby

[lyric galleon]

lotg

you should watch

[restive pollen]

Bro the double standard for cats vs dogs well-being is sad lmao

Like you’ll see a cute video of a big dog terrified of a cat, and people will be laughing and tbh yeah it’s fun

But then someone posts a video of their cat beint terrified of a little affectionate puppy and the comments are flooded with “that poor cat”

[strange spruce]

why are there two fevers

[restive pollen]

Like it’s not that deep bro 😭

[strange spruce]

[graceful dust]

my neighbors dog isnt on flea treatment im p sure. its how my cats r getting fleas theyre going thru the walls

[toxic relic]

theres only one wdym bro

you should get your eyes checked

[restive pollen]

You gotta ask him about that

[graceful dust]

double-vision. tragic.

[restive pollen]

Politely of course

[graceful dust]

ive been thinking of it

[karmic jetty]

lotg seeing doubles

[graceful dust]

but i dont wanna confront my neighbors yk

[strange spruce]

i mean they look very much fucking cooked but i don't think my sight is THAT BAD

[graceful dust]

i gotta like bake them cookies first

[strange spruce]

AWWWWWW

[graceful dust]

havethe BIGGEST guilt trip rdy tho like my cat has 2 conditions & this shit is torture for her

[restive pollen]

Puppy and puppy

[graceful dust]

a baby puppy...

[restive pollen]

She’s technically old tho

About 10 years

[graceful dust]

an oldbaby puppy...

[restive pollen]

But she’s still got like 4 or years left in her breeds lifespan

[graceful dust]

she should try living forever

[high sand]

anyu good mods fdor towing?

[heady basin]

NO ONE EXPECTS THE BITCH IN THE BUSH

[graceful dust]

hello

[lyric galleon]

skinwalker >:(

[graceful dust]

imposter

[heady basin]

why is homekeys cosplaying you fever

[graceful dust]

what

[heady basin]

i’m asking fever why you are pretending to be him

[graceful dust]

im fever the other one is an identity thief

[heady basin]

one click on ur profile says otherwise

[graceful dust]

u cant do that...

[lyric galleon]

we are one and the same

we

are

fever

[narrow rune]

this is identify theft you are the real fever

[graceful dust]

^

[heady basin]

i don’t wanna be fever

[narrow rune]

you are too

[heady basin]

eugh

brother eugh

[lyric galleon]

first of all

rude

[graceful dust]

i love how 2000s tv always concluded that the main charas HAVE to break into random ppls houses

[heady basin]

im getting deja vu

[lyric galleon]

from a dream?

[heady basin]

no

command word come

[lyric galleon]

a dream of a train

a train that will take you far away

even if you dont know where it takes you

but that doesnt matter

[heady basin]

fuck you on about

[lyric galleon]

now tell me why

[graceful dust]

dont talk to me like that

[lyric galleon]

prepare for trouble

[heady basin]

no

dont

dont u dare

dont u finish that

dont

ik what ur gonna say next

dont

i am not having team rocket invade my pz discord genchat tyvm

[graceful dust]

*doesnt*

[lyric galleon]

get got, idiot

[heady basin]

wym get got, yall did what i said

so

[graceful dust]

u thought it

thats what counts

[lyric galleon]

you thought we were not going to follow

but we did

so you got got

[toxic relic]

theyre indoctrinating the kids into crime

[graceful dust]

didnt work on me

[toxic relic]

[toxic relic]

it worked on me

[heady basin]

nyoom

[lyric galleon]

now do the sound for a twitter notificaton

[surreal mirage]

Tomorrow

[heady basin]

no

[tough violet]

does anyone know how to access the sky blue trailer

[heady basin]

no

[toxic relic]

the first 3

[heady basin]

vroom

[karmic jetty]

my left eye HURTS

[dim cloak]

Mornin chat

[karmic jetty]

be lookin like gong yoo squid gang recruiter rn

[heady basin]

nyoom

[toxic relic]

insane dude

why did you make that reference

[dim cloak]

I just watched a video about an unironically deranged Vtuber named Ljot Swanhild

[half kettle]

im rotting

[karmic jetty]

my other eye be diff rn

[heady basin]

aren’t we all

[lyric galleon]

whats the video about

[karmic jetty]

lemme doodle it in a bit

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/baffled-disgusted-lee-jung-jae-squid-game-pornacore-gif-3671488771266899279

[dim cloak]

I just said. But it's by someone named Crunchybagels

[lyric galleon]

i dont know the squid games

[dim cloak]

https://youtu.be/eZkdicYQSso?si=VLISqpc1JYhaDJNF

[karmic jetty]

u should know that i played these games before

[surreal mirage]

It was made by a guy called squid so ig it's just squid game

[karmic jetty]

[lyric galleon]

i also didnt watch game of thrones

even with all the hype

[karmic jetty]

say no more feber we know u cant watch em anyway

[lyric galleon]

rude

you waking up tomorrow all tied up

[karmic jetty]

ayo

would be a rood awakening for sure

wikihow how to tie urself

[lyric galleon]

whos awakening?

[karmic jetty]

link

[surreal mirage]

Fever should join us for geogussy quiz

[lyric galleon]

i can

its my day off tomorrow

[surreal mirage]

Now this is poggers

[lyric galleon]

let me get home and eat first

[surreal mirage]

Geogussy tomorrow

[lyric galleon]

i burnt my lunch in the office microwave earlier

[karmic jetty]

curse of ra

[toxic hawk]

Echo, do you like the sun ?

[surreal mirage]

No

[lyric galleon]

i didnt even know you can burn food with microwave

[karmic jetty]

is called heat jimbo

[lyric galleon]

it had the bitch set to maximum overdrive or some shit

[toxic hawk]

Then do you like rivers?

[surreal mirage]

Yes

It was probably an 800w or 900w microwave

Small meals only need 2 minutes

[lyric galleon]

i set mine to 5

[karmic jetty]

need to set it lower over longer time for the heat to distribute evenly

[lyric galleon]

and low

[karmic jetty]

[lyric galleon]

is what i do, you greeble >:(

[dim cloak]

Well I'll be on Dragon Ball Online if anyone wants to join me

[karmic jetty]

we do not condone greeble hate around here

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/river-gif-22721086

[lyric galleon]

im going to greeble zeerol now too

[karmic jetty]

snap outta it feber ur not makin any sense!!!

9-5? phasmo?

[lyric galleon]

google greeble

[karmic jetty]

wake up buddy time for roblox

[tacit meadow]

Greeble

[lyric galleon]

i cant buy phasmo

roblox phasmo i can do

[karmic jetty]

weak

[surreal mirage]

Get phasmo

[lyric galleon]

sorry for not being an e girl

[tacit meadow]

Greeble sounds like a goblin word

[lyric galleon]

e girls have phasmaphobia in their account at their spawn

[tacit meadow]

Why are you such a goblin fever

[karmic jetty]

ur not e anything feber ur tech is analogue

get a better mic first

[lyric galleon]

i love retro tech!!!!!!

[surreal mirage]

Retrograde mic tech

[lyric galleon]

goblino momino

[karmic jetty]

mm shrimp

[quasi slate]

stroked my keyboard with ethanol wipes it's clean af

[toxic hawk]

Wow that's so cool

[surreal mirage]

Zeerol is cooked

[lyric galleon]

whos being stroked?

[quasi slate]

my keyboard

[surreal mirage]

League

[karmic jetty]

stop strokin ur keyboard what the frick man

[lyric galleon]

you had me up until teemo support

[quasi slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1319802560089165864.webp?size=128&animated=true

[toxic relic]

is it a mechanical keyboard?

[surreal mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1319802560089165864.webp?size=128&animated=true

[quasi slate]

membrane

[toxic relic]

you gotta clean under the membrane

you dont know what crumbs and shit is there

[quasi slate]

it's okay bruv i got that little tube thingy

[toxic relic]

compressed air?

[karmic jetty]

a straw

[quasi slate]

chiclet keyboards are easy to clean under

[surreal mirage]

Compressed air?

[lyric galleon]

membrane

ourbrane

[half kettle]

do we die if our eye gets poked

[surreal mirage]

Insane in the membrane

[quasi slate]

ur eye will gush like a gusher

[lyric galleon]

in your brane

she gush like a gusher gusherly

[half kettle]

why isnt our eye more solid...!

[lyric galleon]

COMMUTING SUCKS

[quasi slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410157461836791815/920756200302338088/Screen_Recording_20211214-030937_YouTube_1.mp4?ex=67a461c8&is=67a31048&hm=809294d43dcbfa5ba4822bda5227e402442a631d5ebe7ec5c1a44e28c9ab24f0&

[karmic jetty]

gusher i hardly know er

[lyric galleon]

im adding an extra knot for later

[karmic jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1319802560089165864.webp?size=128&animated=true

[fair yacht]

good morning fremsn!

[quasi slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1319802560089165864.webp?size=128&animated=true

[fair yacht]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1319802560089165864.webp?size=128&animated=true

[lyric galleon]

no

get back

oh my god

were doomed!

[fair yacht]

?

[quasi slate]

this cannot continue

[toxic relic]

cute things gross me out

ngl

[lyric galleon]

i cant stop it, it keeps multiplying!

[toxic hawk]

Violence 😔

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/halflife-dance-dance-moves-dance-music-dance-party-gif-22316291

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-spell-magic-magician-witch-gif-11097853708884709174

[toxic hawk]

I love cute things

[toxic relic]

nah man

[fair yacht]

O_O

[toxic relic]

i cant get into cute

[karmic jetty]

i get it

[fair yacht]

this is adorable im saving that

[lyric galleon]

i brush her bunny ears

[toxic hawk]

It's understandable. We have different things we appreciate

[toxic relic]

real

[toxic hawk]

I like cute things and you don't
We are both awesome still

[fair yacht]

my frens

[quasi slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1322658402786082877/1735403120.gif

[karmic jetty]

time to lock in

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992166725057523834/1268256802181611551/s9B5gx.gif

[lyric galleon]

el fail packed up

[lyric galleon]

i can be your angle or i can be your devil

[quasi slate]

what the devils

[lyric galleon]

bonk

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-boink-scout-baseball-bat-gif-18381898

[toxic hawk]

I keep getting lesbian content in my feed still

[lyric galleon]

heres my feed

[spare ingot]

frieza in sailor moon

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY6FjAh6YYM

[lyric galleon]

is that mita

echo get in here

[fair yacht]

i want to get hit buy a bus

NOW before you start screaming

[half kettle]

i nearly got hit by a truck.

[quasi slate]

we're not buying

[fair yacht]

if i get hit by a truck i could be isekaied!

:D

[quasi slate]

isekaied to heaven or heck

[half kettle]

its always a truck...

[quasi slate]

has to be a white truck specifically

[half kettle]

cant be optimus prime..?

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/sfpa-fpa-rock-fancy-pants-gif-18108099

[karmic jetty]

fancy pants!!!

never beat the games

[quasi slate]

same

[lyric galleon]

ok fancy pants

barely knew er

[fair yacht]

wait if i get isekaied to heck

🤔

😍

[karmic jetty]

eternal torment :D

[fair yacht]

nah

Lilith awaits

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-mod-miguel-gato-cat-gif-22365379

[quasi slate]

thanks youtube

told my friend i want to go cave exploring with him in vc and now im being fed this

[icy vigil]

This hole was made for me

[quasi slate]

but i have no fear of tight spaces

[fair yacht]

:D

[lyric galleon]

a man with a family died climbing into nutty putty cave

[fair yacht]

moth fren

[half kettle]

a warning from the cia

[quasi slate]

also there is a video with a kid on the thumbnail waving a rainbow flag wearings a blue and pink shirt on a wheel chair with a pentagram pendant and i think hes autistic too but the comments are hilarious

[naive flicker]

Tf

[surreal mirage]

Are you trying to cause stress

[quasi slate]

its from some new show afaik

[toxic relic]

whats the show

[graceful dust]

rule #1:
u are not built different
rule #2:
u could die no matter what

[quasi slate]

1 sec

[graceful dust]

have fun cave diving

[toxic relic]

bro what

[quasi slate]

bro pinged gabriel and left the server

[worldly forum]

ughhhghghggh spelunking kills me

[graceful dust]

i missed it

wtf

[icy vigil]

Me too

[worldly forum]

never ever ever ever ever

never!!!

[naive flicker]

What

[worldly forum]

WAHHHHH!!!

[river remnant]

Homie joined the vc and shouted the N word.

[worldly forum]

EVER!!!

[naive flicker]

Bruh

[icy vigil]

Your use of namechange powers is concerning

[devout gorge]

is zomboid worth the money? pretty short on it rn but it looks pretty fun

[worldly forum]

we think so

[icy vigil]

Nah man, i hate the game

[toxic patrol]

hello people o/
im new-ish to the game (died 20+ times to the first few zombies), is there a good place on this discord where i can check general tips and tricks or just learn more about the game. I have watched youtube guides and stuff, just looking for more input or ideas to browse on my phone?

[toxic relic]

#pz_b42_chat #pz_b41_chat

[graceful dust]

not sure what u mean

[toxic relic]

ask em what you need to there

[naive flicker]

hi :) You'll find better answers here #pz_b42_chat

[icy vigil]

[devout gorge]

alr thanks lol ill see if i can get it

[toxic relic]

mate tbh if you need the cash dont spend it on this; rather use it for essentials but if you think youll have fun with it then yes

[quasi slate]

yeah

[toxic patrol]

so general is more like general/off topic?
i came here because those channels looked like build specific channels related to a build/patch/patchnotes/changes/testing

[quasi slate]

dawg im trying so hard to find the source of that image right now

[toxic relic]

man

[devout gorge]

im good for essentials just dont have much extra lol

[naive flicker]

hi :) You'll find better answers here #pz_b42_chat

[toxic relic]

tr harder

[naive flicker]

Oh sorry

[toxic relic]

valid

[quasi slate]

just look up bro got nerfed 4 times and lmk if you find the origin

[devout gorge]

so choosing carefully want i want to buy

[naive flicker]

Yea General Chat is usually for off topic

[devout gorge]

i rarely see it on sale as well

[toxic relic]

ye this is off topic, those chats are for the game, b41 is the latest stable and b42 is the unstable

[icy vigil]

Can still pz chat here tho

[uncut apex]

Zomboid is for sure worth 20 bucks. Ive played it more then most games I’ve played that are 3 times the price

[devout gorge]

alr thanks for the help guys :) appreciate

[toxic patrol]

now i dont want to anymore

[devout gorge]

have a great day :>

[quasi slate]

goes on sale fairly often

[naive flicker]

🗣️

[uncut apex]

Yw, enjoy zomboid

[naive flicker]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258908958580539504/1295131967964053544/attachment.gif

[strange spruce]

mandatory shovel gif

[naive flicker]

Fr

[quasi slate]

maddan and spiffo became red but Lok is still green

😔

[maiden nymph]

I was doubting myself and thinking I overcooked a steak

[icy vigil]

Spiffos red?!

[maiden nymph]

But no I don’t overcook stuff

Im just like that

[karmic jetty]

pain

painn

[maiden nymph]

What I do do is fuck up sauces

[icy vigil]

O

[maiden nymph]

My attempt was way too runny

[quasi slate]

how runny

[naive flicker]

Since when is spiffo a TIS member

[quasi slate]

since today

[naive flicker]

Damn

[karmic jetty]

waow

my eye

oh right i said was gonna doodle it earlier

and i DID

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-terraria-eye-of-cthulhu-day-2-eye-gif-3843409709439497417

[karmic jetty]

this how it be only more red and more tears

[quasi slate]

Pain

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/naruto-naruto-shippuden-kakashi-hatake-sharingan-mangekyo-sharingan-gif-16553138

[maiden nymph]

Honestly idk how to describe it

It was closer to a jus than a sauce

Or any sort of reduction

[karmic jetty]

literally kakashi fr

[maiden nymph]

So imagine high grade balsamic vinegar

It’s a bit thicker than that

But yeah

No good

The taste was aight but the texture wasn’t all there for a proper sauce to put on a plate

But I didn’t know that

[karmic jetty]

thick of it

[quasi slate]

everybody knows

[maiden nymph]

So when I tried to do some fancy meat over sauce plating I was a bit surprised to see it just flood the plate

[maiden nymph]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/894178203583774790/1313415919216889856/attachment.gif

[karmic jetty]

[icy vigil]

Did it taste bad tho

[vital marten]

[maiden nymph]

Nah it was alright

[icy vigil]

Meat for sustenance always welcome

[maiden nymph]

All I’m saying is I should doubt myself less
If anyone says anything about the grey band I’ll personally come to their door and stab them in the stomach

[icy vigil]

[quasi slate]

thats raw

[maiden nymph]

It is straight up impossible to avoid a grey band when pan searing so quit your yapping

[quasi slate]

cook it more

[maiden nymph]

💔

[karmic jetty]

thats alive

[maiden nymph]

Does bro eat well done

[quasi slate]

yes

[naive flicker]

Raw

[karmic jetty]

congratulations

[maiden nymph]

Refer to the chart

[icy vigil]

I thought you burned it

[naive flicker]

Well done or nothing

[maiden nymph]

Aight coming to your location

I’m gonna cook you to well done

[naive flicker]

Cope

How about i cook your house by committing arson

[maiden nymph]

You can’t get into my country

Har har

[naive flicker]

I can get into China bro

[maiden nymph]

Shitter

[maiden nymph]

On short notice?

[naive flicker]

We have a strong passport

[maiden nymph]

Oh ew you’re German

I forgot

I’m not sorry for your loss even though it is a substantial one

[icy vigil]

I also forgot

[maiden nymph]

Y’all make dogshit tanks btw

[icy vigil]

Ive been thinking crusader was australiam

[quasi slate]

alot of european passports are very strong

[maiden nymph]

Hop off tiger was ass panther was ass king tiger was ass

Jumbo >>>

[naive flicker]

Tfym ew

[maiden nymph]

And for heavy tanks, IS-2 >>>

[maiden nymph]

I said what I said

[maiden nymph]

Is Russia technically euro

[naive flicker]

Look at our modern tanks :)

[karmic jetty]

circular

[maiden nymph]

Boring and mid
Also still behind in terms of systems

[quasi slate]

i personally dont consider russians euro

[toxic relic]

what kind of question is this

[maiden nymph]

I used to be a leopard fan

[naive flicker]

Don't you come up with the T-series being superior 💀

T-80 airlines

[maiden nymph]

I mean like only 1/3 of it is in euro but it’s also the 1/3 with most of the population

[maiden nymph]

No, abrams are probably better

Because god bless the us of a

[karmic jetty]

🦅

[maiden nymph]

I’m not a Russiaboo lmfao

That’s disgusting mentality

[naive flicker]

The Abrams tanks are pretty good. But overall i prefer the leopard

[heady basin]

i like doing my little bedtime routine
it’s hella relaxing for whatever reason to put away all my devices, turn on my lofi music and switch off my lamp

[maiden nymph]

Also Germany doesn’t plan to do CTA guns anytime soon

Revival of the HSTV-L???

Please…

[karmic jetty]

what are these words

[naive flicker]

Brotha have you seen the US defensive budget

[karmic jetty]

tanks are tanks

[maiden nymph]

Yeah that’s why they’re simply better

[karmic jetty]

theyd run me over regardless

[maiden nymph]

They’re built different

[fierce wave]

where best base in luiswill?

[naive flicker]

A Chinese person glazing the US military is a bit ironic but also understandable on the other hand

[maiden nymph]

I will shit myself if I see a BMP-2 headed towards me and I will straight up die of a heart attack if I see an M1A2 SEP V3

[naive flicker]

But Abrams are dogshit in war thunder 👽

[maiden nymph]

How is this ironic at all

[naive flicker]

Lol idk buff em

[karmic jetty]

[maiden nymph]

I’m from Hong Kong

[naive flicker]

Chinese-US relations

[maiden nymph]

It’s natural I hate the CCP

[maiden nymph]

Ass reasoning but ok

[karmic jetty]

where is this going

[quasi slate]

fenced off houses near the shore

[maiden nymph]

Is this bait lol

[naive flicker]

Not rlly

[naive flicker]

Obviously bro

[maiden nymph]

They’re not the best but they’re not nearly as dogshit awful as stuff like the ariete and t-90m

[graceful dust]

pls start a war thunder argument i wanna see more leaks

[maiden nymph]

If I am forced to play the t-90m I’d actually hang muself

[naive flicker]

I don't play war thunder anymore

[toxic relic]

im wait while rubbing my hands together like a fly boy

[maiden nymph]

Waiter waiter please give me dogshit reverse gear

[naive flicker]

So no chance

[maiden nymph]

Massive -4 kph

[toxic relic]

military leaks in pz chat

[graceful dust]

AGAIN!

[toxic relic]

again

[maiden nymph]

Ooh waiter I’d like a low ass awful hp/t and gear ratios on my tank top

[naive flicker]

Waiter waiter please give me a shitty autoloader and 0 crew survivability

🗣️

[maiden nymph]

No that’s the BVM

T-90M auto is a bit harder to kill

[graceful dust]

i love telling ppl abt this
https://www.nme.com/news/classified-pentagon-documents-were-first-leaked-to-project-zomboid-fans-3430359

[maiden nymph]

And spall liners punish bad aim

But BVM is much faster and has a faster reload so it’s actually playable rather than feeding kills

[naive flicker]

T-90M

[quasi slate]

how could project zomboid do this 😔

[maiden nymph]

Anyways I’m officially a bit of a France main now

[naive flicker]

Fr*nch

[maiden nymph]

France is awful but their military stuff is sick

[karmic jetty]

how it feels to ragebait chat

[maiden nymph]

Genuinely I like it a lot

[maiden nymph]

Leclercs look pretty damn nice

M2Ks are gorgeous

[naive flicker]

In terms of looks they're pretty decent

[maiden nymph]

The Rafale looks like it’s been mewing for 8 years straight

[maiden nymph]

In terms of performance the Rafale is the best eurocanard through Swiss evaluations

[naive flicker]

Eurofighter>

[maiden nymph]

And the gripen is DOGSHIT

[maiden nymph]

Cope

There’s an evaluation document by the Swiss out there

[naive flicker]

Naw you better start coping boy

[maiden nymph]

Rafale placed at the top of the eurocanards

[maiden nymph]

Nah ur just mad your country made a mid plane

As always 🥱

[naive flicker]

Where the fuck is it mid?

[maiden nymph]

Germany can’t do shit for the air, step down already

[maiden nymph]

Looks

Duh

[naive flicker]

It's great. Delta wings make it maneuverable and have lower maintenance costs

[maiden nymph]

The Rafale is literally a delta

Lmfao

[naive flicker]

Yea no in terms of looks I'd go with American jets

[maiden nymph]

The Rafale is just the ef but better

[naive flicker]

I'm aware.

[maiden nymph]

The one thing I’ll give the ef is the storm shadow

[naive flicker]

In terms of availability? No. Performance? Arguable. Both are pretty close to each other

[maiden nymph]

And 90% of that’s because the British actually can cook

Germany getting carried as always 💔

And btw you can’t use facts or logic against me

Becuase I don’t care, I’m a tier 1 hater

[naive flicker]

I feel like the overengineering of WW2 germany blinded your perception. The British can cook but rheinmetall vehicles are very advanced

[maiden nymph]

Tbf the one thing I hate more is the gripen

[maiden nymph]

In all seriousness German vehicles are great and probably the second best in the world overall next to the US

[polar kernel]

RAAAAAH 🇺🇸 🦅

[maiden nymph]

The leopard’s been exported widely and used as a base for multiple other tanks for a good reason

[naive flicker]

I fw both of them 🤤

[maiden nymph]

I just don’t like the ef’s look

[naive flicker]

I'd prefer an F-15 over an eurofighter all day

[polar kernel]

dear god i love the F-15!!! (i hate this fucking plane)

[maiden nymph]

I hate the F-15 because its fans are annoying

If I hear 104-0 again from a bunch of glazers I’m going to kill their mothers and piss on their graves

[naive flicker]

💔

War thunder knowledge

[naive flicker]

104-0

Cope

[maiden nymph]

Yeah you’re done

[naive flicker]

Bruh you literally do the same

Why so mad

[maiden nymph]

F-15 fans when it doesn’t have a single ass kill of a jet of its own generation 💔

[naive flicker]

[maiden nymph]

Ass plane sit down

Sea harrier >>>>>>>>>

[polar kernel]

what

[naive flicker]

Naw ragebait

Lmao

[maiden nymph]

Exaggeration

But most of its kills are mig21s

Getting absolutely farmed in the Middle East

[polar kernel]

we havent had anyone try to fight us fairly since it was developed

[naive flicker]

For a damn good reason

[polar kernel]

maybe go start a war and watch the number go higher

idk man

[naive flicker]

MiG-25 shitbox 😹 👎

Airframe fuckin obliterating if you go too fast with it

[polar kernel]

ill tell u rn the 15 is the US' most versatile and successful aircraft

[naive flicker]

Modernizing it was a peak decision

[maiden nymph]

No shit

It’s an incredible multirole aircraft

I just hate the glazers with an overwhelming passion

Maybe 3% as much as I hate gripen glazers

[polar kernel]

well dont hate the jet because people like it 😭

[naive flicker]

Tiger 1 best WW2 tank 👽

[maiden nymph]

Ragebait hop off

[naive flicker]

Ferdinand best tank of WW2

[maiden nymph]

More ragebait 💔

[polar kernel]

i have my grievances with some of the "modernization" theyve done w the EX

some things are better left untouched tbh

[naive flicker]

Probably...

[polar kernel]

fly by wire is nice and all but in emergency scenarios id much rather have hydraulics

[naive flicker]

Let's test it by ripping off one of its wings to see if it's still capable of flying without it

[maiden nymph]

Override button trust

[naive flicker]

Add more horsepower

[maiden nymph]

Suddenly pull 12Gs and obliterate your wings

[naive flicker]

And the pilot too

[maiden nymph]

Nah he’d win

[polar kernel]

🧌

[maiden nymph]

Gsuit turns 12Gs into 9Gs and he lives trust me

[polar kernel]

these pilots are goobers i miss my CAF homies

test pilots are fuckin dunces

never have any fun conversations just all business

[maiden nymph]

What I find interesting is that the USSR and Russia’s kill records aren’t actually that bad I don’t think

[naive flicker]

L

[polar kernel]

i used to talk about the dumbest shit with the pilots at my old unit

[maiden nymph]

The reason floggers, fishbeds and fulcrums have ass kill ratios is because they keep on getting used by poor middle eastern dictatorships or whatever

And it’s always the crappy export versions

Are they as spotless as US records?

Hell no

[polar kernel]

id be on comm for something and they'd curveball tf outta me talkin about some crazy shit they did over the weekend

[karmic jetty]

this thread kinda spoopy

[maiden nymph]

But yeah turns out migs aren’t actually completely dogshit

[naive flicker]

"i banged yo mom last night" 🧌

🇺🇸 🦅

[polar kernel]

"yeah man i literally havent slept in 3 days ive been on a bender since thursday and haven't been sober since"

sir youre in a multimillion dollar aircraft

[naive flicker]

Peak

🔥

[polar kernel]

id ask the wso to take over but hes currently still drunk and pissing himself

god bless america

[naive flicker]

Lovely

[polar kernel]

nah its not that bad lmfao

but they usually were up to no good over a weekend

[naive flicker]

Aww :(

[polar kernel]

those dudes were funny i miss em

especially on deployment

[toxic relic]

as long as your sober on monday then you can say youre not an addict

[polar kernel]

u fix the bird before it goes up and they hook u up w some liquor for your troubles

[naive flicker]

🤤

[toxic relic]

weekend? thats one day to get fucked up then 1 day recovery then monday you go cold

[polar kernel]

dont ask where theyre getting it from and dont tell anyone u got it

simple as

[naive flicker]

SU-27

[toxic relic]

rest of the week? up in the air

[polar kernel]

especially in the shitty dry ME countries where u literally cant find liquor anywhere

[naive flicker]

How tf do they get it then lol

[toxic relic]

toilet

[maiden nymph]

B-2 pilots taking a toilet break

[naive flicker]

Some prison wine idfk

[maiden nymph]

Honestly peak that it’s so massive it can just house a toilet stall without much issue

[naive flicker]

And making hot dogs in the Michael wave

[polar kernel]

dont ask dont tell

[naive flicker]

Yuh

[maiden nymph]

Literally just a commercial airliner except it’s got a real big bomb bay and a real small radar cross section

[naive flicker]

Real

The B-2 crash tho 💔

[maiden nymph]

Time to go to bed in my fucking dormitory on a strategic bomber

[naive flicker]

Like naww bro

[maiden nymph]

700 million taxpayer dollars

Gone

Reduced to atoms

[naive flicker]

Doesn't it cost 2 billion?

Per unit

Wait i could be wrong

[maiden nymph]

Good one

[jovial latch]

Meow

[maiden nymph]

No you’re right

Idk why I said 700m

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/tense1983-tense-spain-epic-csongo-gif-15101114

[naive flicker]

Oh aight

[maiden nymph]

That’s why the best pilots fly bombers I guess

You just cannot lose them

Waaay too expensive

[naive flicker]

B-1 🤤

[maiden nymph]

Honestly hilarious that they gave it comically small canards

[naive flicker]

Plen ✈️

[naive flicker]

I hate onions

[half kettle]

Really?

They're good for clearing mucus you know,

[polar kernel]

bite this onions

[karmic jetty]

ur an onion

[frosty tulip]

ur the garlic of the server tbh

[karmic jetty]

is that a compliment

[frosty tulip]

depends

at least ur not the brussel sprouts of the server

[naive flicker]

Don't need it

[frosty tulip]

I'm that part of the banana that looks like it's unsafe to eat.

[half kettle]

that's why you're called crusty raider.

[naive flicker]

I blow my nose bro

Or i take a napkin and then pick it. Idk why some ppl think it's disgusting but hey, enjoy your crusty nose

[karmic jetty]

maybe... maybe i am

[toxic hawk]

I love onions

Aw

Raw and cooked

[karmic jetty]

crusty eyes

[sage furnace]

Stinky

[onyx igloo]

i woke up at 7

[karmic jetty]

go back to bed lil vro

[onyx igloo]

no

i no wana

[karmic jetty]

go

to

bed

[thorn gyro]

mod idea, the not so mini mini map

takes up like half the screen

thats all from me

[lyric galleon]

garlic zeerol

[surreal mirage]

Why is zeerol garlic

Or is that an onion

[toxic hawk]

Road

[young kelp]

small house fo farmers

[karmic jetty]

LET ME INN

[young kelp]

can't play longer for tonight, gotta wake up at 4am tomorrow

[graceful dust]

hello

[surreal mirage]

Oml

You need to have the default pfp

[graceful dust]

i need a new identity to steal i dont think mistershark is online

if anyone asks im the real homekeys

[toxic hawk]

@icy vigil

[graceful dust]

snitch

[toxic hawk]

Heck u

[graceful dust]

HELL u

[toxic hawk]

Frick u

[graceful dust]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/795041553033723905/798364653432471592/rude.gif

[half kettle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1111103341737545798/1149539228112388106/ezgif.com-gif-maker_3.gif?ex=67a42555&is=67a2d3d5&hm=38c2a38c7789ccf4aacea6580619401cf91dd7bdb2e96eb392517bdde61320c1&

[muted pilot]

Good morning yall

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/hawk-peeking-peek-looking-falcon-gif-24018534

[young kelp]

cheetah is just a really big house cat

[half kettle]

im a really large sloth

my muscle tissue is all slow twitch

[young kelp]

sloths are really good swimmers

[half kettle]

i know right??

[young kelp]

for such a slow animal

its really surprising

[neon bramble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7HGSvczDA4

what the hell

it looks so goofy

[muted pilot]

They must be really buoyant

[half kettle]

Thats how a human swims

[polar kernel]

sloths are really good swimmers

the govt doesnt want u to know this

[neon bramble]

government psyop to get people to drown sloths

[foggy spire]

they call me the priest

[icy vigil]

Unfortunately youre an imperfect doppelganger

[muted pilot]

The birds work for the Bourgeoisie

[half kettle]

mister priest

[graceful dust]

why does everyone alwayssay this to me

[toxic relic]

impersonate them

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/hehehe-mrbeast-mr-beast-gif-12965960423730225064

[karmic jetty]

[mellow edge]

You can guarantee to shove a zombie onto the ground by aiming for the ground with a spear and then shoving the instant after that while standing still

I have a video of it, but can´t upload it anywhere

[toxic relic]

sorry mate, we would love your biblical level intelluct to be shared with the community, but it seems you need embed perms

truly, the truth was suppressed by the pz server today

[half kettle]

a conspiracy by the moderators

[toxic relic]

tired old man hours

indeed

it seems all the mods are know officially tis staff as well

do with that what you will

[karmic jetty]

lokiel too?

[toxic relic]

probably

check when he's online

[karmic jetty]

if he does get promoted i want 20 clams

[toxic relic]

no he's still not

probably cause he's asleep

[karmic jetty]

guh

[toxic relic]

we'll see when he wakes up

[karmic jetty]

hmm

wonder whats his new tattoo is

[dry stirrup]

https://youtu.be/OnyrCVwGyK4
This video reminds me to take up carpentry

[mellow edge]

they wanna hide the truth

[dry stirrup]

Of all the things, why is the source of the TV sound effects a 1990s interview with Bill Clinton?

[lyric galleon]

bf1 on 95 percent sale

what the hell

[toxic relic]

add it to the steam shelf of shame

[dry stirrup]

Ancient game, helps move bulk units

[livid notch]

Why? It looks like a good game

[toxic relic]

cause its one of those steam sales

you buy it cause its so 'cheap' even tho youd never play it otherwise

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/mgr-metal-gear-rising-you-might-have-cooked-let-him-cook-cooked-gif-991659248203990464

[toxic relic]

then it lies dormant in your library

along with every other 90+% discount

[frosty tulip]

Cause it was such an awesome interview, it's the only thing that TVs in Knox Country actually air.

[dry stirrup]

Truly the best interview of 1993

[frosty tulip]

best rated interview in Knox Country of all time actually

to this day it's still the only thing they air.

[karmic jetty]

https://youtube.com/shorts/HAKk0gJ6g8k?si=trM7yMMzRArzKIZa

[toxic relic]

wheres the source to actual research

🤓

tsk tsk tsk

[karmic jetty]

PMC8005752

[toxic relic]

thank you

[surreal mirage]

Huh

[karmic jetty]

is the information age echo

[surreal mirage]

[karmic jetty]

also theres mole people underneath our soil

[frosty tulip]

the mole people also own pet mole rats

[surreal mirage]

Who own pet mole people

[karmic jetty]

thats slavery

smh my head

[frosty tulip]

the mole reptilian people

[surreal mirage]

That's necessary

[frosty tulip]

clearly they own the mole people

gosh u don't kno anythin

gotta brush up on ur mole trivia

[surreal mirage]

Dump some mole lore

[karmic jetty]

erm technically they dont own them but they do give salaries and benefits

[surreal mirage]

Corpo moles

[toxic relic]

thats just slavery with extra steps

[karmic jetty]

shrimply transactional

[toxic relic]

transact deez nuts

gottem

[frosty tulip]

you know how people have moles on their skin?

mini mole people actually live in those

it's a little known fact

[surreal mirage]

*Reference to Necesse, you can hire villagers who do your work

Although hire is an interesting word to use

[toxic relic]

who lives in the pustules of bacne i have?

[karmic jetty]

part of the relocation programme

u get clams to live there

[surreal mirage]

We're just saving them

[toxic relic]

what youre describing...

[surreal mirage]

Will fartass play necesse

[toxic relic]

ehhh

its in my cart

but idk

[surreal mirage]

Get it while on sale

[toxic relic]

im very selective with games

[karmic jetty]

the rumble of scientific triumph

[surreal mirage]

You'd like lethal company

[toxic relic]

idk

[karmic jetty]

hop on lethal

[toxic relic]

i feel bad buying games i wont play to shit

[surreal mirage]

Hehe

[frosty tulip]

lmao it's like me in Kenshi. Oh hey guy who's life got destroyed by slavery in the UC and lost his wife because of it. How about you join as an unpaid farmer for our faction of deranged bandits?

[karmic jetty]

gib me those games then

ill play for u

[icy vigil]

Play to shit

Hehe

[frosty tulip]

don't forget your $5.00 an hour fee.

[surreal mirage]

Unpaid labour yippee

[toxic relic]

last time i gave away my steam account they sent out phishing links to all my adds

[surreal mirage]

Why would you give away your account

[toxic relic]

wouldnt you like to know

[karmic jetty]

blud gives his pass along with the game fift

gift

[toxic relic]

HAHAHA maybe

im an old man

i make mistakes

[frosty tulip]

the only person in our clan who gets decent pay is our elder pet dog Maurice.

He gets paid in an adequate supply of human corpses

[surreal mirage]

Maurice deserves it

[frosty tulip]

Maurice deserves it mainly because he's just our group mascot at this rate

[karmic jetty]

maurice is the glue that keeps everyone together

[frosty tulip]

don't even take him out anywhere anymore, he's just there to only eat the corpse left-overs.

just there for show rlly

[surreal mirage]

Do it for them (maurice)

[frosty tulip]

couldn't imagine how pissed the rest of the group was when my character bought maurice super early on.

We're struggling for money and food, and I just show up and announce that I bought a dog

really smart financial decisions right there

[karmic jetty]

awww

[strange spruce]

3 more hours of magic training :stare:

oh what

[karmic jetty]

when the slaughter comes maurice will be spared

[strange spruce]

ANYHOW

[karmic jetty]

lotg

[strange spruce]

hi

[karmic jetty]

hop off rs

[strange spruce]

no

am GAMING

[half kettle]

rocket siege.

[frosty tulip]

my dude, maurice is the dude orchestrating the slaughter, he doesn't need to be spared,

[graceful dust]

the forensics propaganda in this show

[rustic pebble]

Hello everyone, i have a question. Can I download and play both B41 and B42 Unstable on the same laptop? I want to continue playing co-op with my friends but also want to try out B42.

[hollow chasm]

b41 and b42 come together,

you get b41 as default but can switch to b42 by settings on steam on the game

but you cant play both at once, gotta switch from b41 to play it and vice versa

[icy vigil]

You can probably get b42

Copy it

Then rollback steam to 41

If you want mp

[dire timber]

Or make copy of B41 and enroll in B42 :3

[icy vigil]

Y tho

[dire timber]

B42 gets updates

[icy vigil]

B41 copy wont get mp

Wouldnt it?

[dire timber]

It works for me

[icy vigil]

Are they the whitelisted mp servers

[dire timber]

my server

[icy vigil]

I mean any zomboid copy can mp with nonwhitelisted servers

They just cant connect to steam mp

As far as i know

[icy vigil]

Also since when r u vet

[rustic pebble]

Thank you very much for answering my question 🥹

[dire timber]

After like 16k messages a week ago

[icy vigil]

O

I failed to catch it

I think

[dire timber]

me too :'3

[karmic jetty]

shame

shameeeee

[dire timber]

Just randomly vet

[karmic jetty]

no wonder u feel diff

is that stinky badge

[icy vigil]

Zerrol always a meanie

When will it end

[hollow chasm]

when b42 is fully released

[karmic jetty]

when u get me the 20 grand u owe

[dawn drum]

turkish ?

[icy vigil]

I think that questions for u zeerol

R u turkish

[dawn drum]

i am turkish

[karmic jetty]

im the turkish delight ppl always want

[icy vigil]

I dont like turkish delight

[karmic jetty]

[icy vigil]

Its really not exceptional

Narnia made it look really good tho

[dire timber]

Probably in two years when they stop updating B42 and do B43 things

[toxic relic]

turkish delight makes me gag

[polar kernel]

nothing delightful about that dogshit

[karmic jetty]

waow

[toxic relic]

it has the texture of stale jello

you freeze dried jello but it didnt work fully

[karmic jetty]

i liked it tho

then again i eat everythin

[toxic relic]

bad taste

[karmic jetty]

omnomnom

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-yummers-gif-730693117818784194

[toxic relic]

when homelander sees milk

[karmic jetty]

erm thats not the scene

[toxic relic]

i know

[karmic jetty]

nah

ur WRONG

[toxic relic]

but its still him going 'yommers'

[karmic jetty]

NU UH

[toxic relic]

NO YOURE FUCKING WRONG

MODS BAN THIS CHATTER

[karmic jetty]

NO SWORING!!!!!!!

[toxic relic]

NO FUCKING SWEARING IN MY FUCKING CHAT, CHAT. DONT PULL THIS FUCKING WAFFLESHIT IN MY TWITCH STREAM

[karmic jetty]

THATS IT

[polar kernel]

dude i hate iphone gallery

[karmic jetty]

FLASHBANG

[graceful dust]

me when i see milk

[toxic relic]

HAHAHA YOU WARNED ME AND TOOK TOO LONG

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-17983065685674933488

[toxic relic]

MY EYES ARE CLOSED

[karmic jetty]

FOOL

[toxic relic]

I CANT SEE SHIT

[graceful dust]

proud to have done my part

[polar kernel]

i go to look for a specific image and iphone gallery decides to mentally flashbang me by showing me moments and pictures from the worst time in my life

[karmic jetty]

epic victory royale

[polar kernel]

thank you gallery

[toxic relic]

double kill victory royale

now for my boyfriend to bring me a sandwich with chips in it

[karmic jetty]

hmm why shouldnt i join steamhappy

[toxic relic]

that i didnt even ask for

[toxic relic]

dont chat in it

[karmic jetty]

crisp sammich

[toxic relic]

just join for emote

and dont look at the steamhappy emotes

just :steamhappy

youve been thoroughly warned

[karmic jetty]

HAHAHAH

steamcrappy

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

erm no offtopic memes

dood i love steamhappy so much

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-life-amazing-day-smoking-blue-hair-gif-7224558459559521106

[toxic relic]

i want to squeeze it like a ball of mozzarella cheese until it pops

[karmic jetty]

SO TRUE!!!

i wanna krill it brutally with a hammer

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

steamidi