general_chat

[toxic relic]

ye

[neat moat]

not like

the drug

[toxic relic]

why would i ruin coke with coffee

it would just be sludge

[neat moat]

because you're the kind of man whod do that

[toxic relic]

but cola and coffee is banger

[toxic relic]

youre fucking right i would

https://tenor.com/view/chili-dog-chili-dog-hot-dog-sonic-the-hedgehog-gif-26593462

[bronze moat]

Irish cream is still my jam

BEANS

MORE BEANS

[toxic relic]

id eat beans with sorbet or smth

why not

[stiff salmon]

WHAT THE FUCK

[bronze moat]

chili and caramel crush ice cream. hmmmm

[stiff salmon]

D:

[bronze moat]

I have that in my kitchen...

but should I....

[restive badger]

hello

should i get pz

[stiff salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creator-tyler-mayonaise-crying-sad-gif-25378013

[ruby river]

6v6 > 5v5

[neat moat]

Pour the beans directly inside my lungs

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creator-tyler-mayonaise-crying-sad-gif-25378013

[toxic relic]

yes.

mate fucking do it

[bronze moat]

I mean….. I do like chili

[stiff salmon]

dont listen to the devil 🙏 '

[bronze moat]

And ice cream

[restive badger]

bruh what

[toxic relic]

im an evil man

listen to me

[toxic hawk]

Okay

[toxic relic]

mix the chili and ice cream

[toxic hawk]

You're good evil tho

[stiff salmon]

real

[toxic relic]

YES

[stiff salmon]

IF U DO THIS THE WORL D WILL END

[toxic relic]

tell us how it tastes

good

it should end

[restive badger]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creator-yonkers-goblin-rope-gif-6522712545218872664

[wraith dust]

Cheese

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/i'ma-touch-you-lil-bro-nokotan-gif-17256806663338327191

[wraith dust]

Since we posting shitpost

[wraith dust]

Lmfao

[restive badger]

bruh

should i get pz and play it by my self

[wraith dust]

Yes

[stiff salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creator-tyler-mayonaise-crying-sad-gif-25378013

[toxic relic]

i dont care what you do mate

[floral fiber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/846556327090323466/1116970201741787136/caption-44.gif

[restive badger]

ok

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creator-tyler-mayonaise-crying-sad-gif-25378013

[toxic relic]

how is it still intact

[wraith dust]

Brainrot

[restive badger]

!rank

[tall portal]

Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid

[strange spruce]

zats grazy

[stiff salmon]

only 4 more till I become a butler for some plumber

[wraith dust]

Emergency rooms have crazy lore

[restive badger]

bro

[strange spruce]

you know who else has crazy lore

[bronze moat]

EVERYTHING tastes better with cheese

[toxic relic]

how is it still intact.

wrong

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1319802560089165864.webp?size=128&animated=true

[toxic relic]

i fucking hate cheese

[wraith dust]

No clue

[strange spruce]

same

[toxic relic]

it ruins everything

[strange spruce]

on jah

i hate cheese

[wraith dust]

Wouldn’t you have to break it to get it out

[strange spruce]

anyway

[wraith dust]

[floral fiber]

Pull it out

[toxic relic]

i have some ideas on how to but fuck thats insane

[bronze moat]

Yep. Just a Friday night

[wraith dust]

Pulling it out would break it

Like

Unless I go into extreme detail and get a 24 hour mute lmfaoooo

[toxic relic]

if it got up there intact is it reasonable to assume it can be removed intact?

[wraith dust]

[toxic relic]

yes lets change the subject

[glad field]

This is where you draw the line

[neat moat]

Why is the 007 Nightclub song always in the most awful edits

[strange spruce]

is it worth it IS THE QUESTION

[glad field]

interesting

[wraith dust]

LMFAO

[toxic relic]

culture

[neat moat]

Thanos was right

[surreal mirage]

[strange spruce]

echo

[surreal mirage]

Lawd

[strange spruce]

i am going to sit here and suffer on rs for approximately

[toxic hawk]

Hey

[strange spruce]

i dont know how long

hi

[surreal mirage]

That is a lot of suffering

[strange spruce]

yeah don't lob a purple

anyway

[surreal mirage]

[bronze moat]

Only HALF the time

[toxic hawk]

clap

[strange spruce]

[strange spruce]

yeah i got 93 slayer 92 mage and 98 runecrafting just yesterday

[surreal mirage]

How long does it take to get 99

[strange spruce]

depends on the skill

if you doing fuckin idk cooking it wont take TOO LONG

[wraith dust]

Finally lmfao

[strange spruce]

but if you doing shit like runecrafting yeah go fucking idk watch yt on the side and afk that shit unless you wanna break your wrist

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/satoru-gojo-domain-expansion-muryoo-kuusho-six-eyes-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-2102848127558680877

Get brain damage

[glad field]

[surreal mirage]

[strange spruce]

what did i do bru

[surreal mirage]

The closest I've ever gotten to playing rs was melvor idle

[toxic hawk]

I love you

[strange spruce]

[naive flicker]

Autism 🤤

[strange spruce]

honestly i suggest staying away from the game unless you are genuinely down to sink in hundreds of hours in this shit

i checked my playtime recently,i got 210 days of playtime on this shit

[wraith dust]

I am brain rotting

[fleet marten]

F

[strange spruce]

awesome me too

[toxic hawk]

What is your favorite workout

[wraith dust]

Lat pulldown

[bronze moat]

bro.... 2 live crew in cyberpunk!!! it fits so well. lol

[glad field]

[naive flicker]

Tostud

[naive flicker]

Rotting

[karmic jetty]

perhaps i should not dilly dally

[naive flicker]

And brick throwing

[glad field]

Me

fr

[naive flicker]

Fr

[toxic relic]

what are you dilly dallyin abot

[bronze moat]

cans of soup for my family

[glad field]

I looked in the mirror today after my shower and that's what I was thinkin

[naive flicker]

Throwing soup

[glad field]

Like today i looked extra good idk why

[naive flicker]

[glad field]

tomorrow im gonna hate myself but today? Today I'm hot fr

[naive flicker]

Today might be pretty okay

[glad field]

today is peak

[naive flicker]

Me sometimes fr
Like sometimes i don't look that bad

[glad field]

my hair is halfway down my back now it's time for a cut

[surreal mirage]

What

[glad field]

might get a few inches cut

[strange spruce]

211 now

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/get-up-gif-19435200

[glad field]

I look like conan the barbarian without all the extra muscle

Not as ripped

[surreal mirage]

5k hours on rs

[glad field]

but damn i look good

[strange spruce]

and yet AM STILL SHIT

[naive flicker]

I don't have muscles lol
I don't feel like working out
Being fit doesn't mean having muscles but I'm not really fit anyway, i just maintain my weight somewhat well

[karmic jetty]

lotg should play poe2 instead

[strange spruce]

nah am good

[karmic jetty]

think of the clams

5k hrs in poe2 would make u minted

[tall glen]

I need a new usb hub, I think I found one

[glad field]

I dont have to work out to maintain my weight

I just burn it off naturally

for now

[naive flicker]

Same

[glad field]

I actually have to eat more

If I wish to avoid twink status

[karmic jetty]

real

[glad field]

which I do because yknow, why be weak when you can not be

[cosmic jay]

Chat

[karmic jetty]

ill save that for my eventual dilf reincarnation

[cosmic jay]

What should I invest my monie in

New pc, or warhammer minis

[karmic jetty]

gib me the moni instead

ill double it trust

[cosmic jay]

I need de monies TwT

[karmic jetty]

make up ur mind!!!!

[glad field]

that can be either side of the spectrum

[cosmic jay]

Well I can’t decide between the two. On one hand I wanna get a new pc so I can do vrchat and full body tracking and haptics and what not, but on the other, I also wanna get some warhammer minis and paint more of them. Because painting warhammer minis is fun

[glad field]

This alone gave me motivation to go do a couple sets of various things real quick, now you do it

[heavy ivy]

There's a zombie on my lawn

[glad field]

Tell him to leave wtf

[tacit meadow]

Thats just brad

His a little weird

[heavy ivy]

sorry my organic turret system already dealt with brad

[tacit meadow]

Rip brad

[heavy ivy]

he is fertilizer now, will live on in the leaves and soil

[glad field]

Organic turret (wasp nest)

[tacit meadow]

Poetic

[naive flicker]

Project Zomboid 🗣️

[glad field]

Nuh uh you will do 50 pushups and situps rn

get on it

[muted pilot]

Any mod suggestions to make for a more relaxed playthrough?

I'm a noob

[graceful dust]

sandbox options

god i need to steal the identity of someone whos online

there we go

[glad field]

Identity theft

You couldnt pass as me

[surreal mirage]

Can you double my £1

[bronze moat]

Guys, I am old. What is "brain rot"?

[glad field]

Probably the only mod in your game that's worth having

Kinda peak

[neon bramble]

its better than random bass boosted words

[bronze moat]

yeah, INSTANT download.

[karmic jetty]

Ill turn it into 1000 flounds

[surreal mirage]

[neon bramble]

how do you rate build diversity in cyberpunk 2077

[glad field]

dont play cyberpunk tbh

[bronze moat]

character builds? better since patch 2.0, but they overall are meh

[neon bramble]

was it not much better with the new DLC

explain

[silk grail]

I am back

[neat moat]

hello back

I am vexx

[silk grail]

My knee is still quite agonising

[neat moat]

Damn

[neon bramble]

I was initially turned off playing cyberpunk when I heard it was all about stacking raw damage to keep up with the scaling until the new DLC allegedly fixed combat

[bronze moat]

I hated pre 2.0 cyberpunk with a passion. Like actively fed up with the game and even some of the devs I know at how poorly the game was.

It's made a lot of improvements, but ultimately it's a looter shooter.

So character builds simply don't exist other than "I shoot a pistol" vs "I like shotguns"

[neon bramble]

what about movement

the trailers show some funky movement which can make up for it

[bronze moat]

Oh, it's a blast having shootouts. But I also mod my game so I have an entire crew to take on gang turf

[tall glen]

am sleepy

[bronze moat]

If you enjoy shooters, it's fun. But technology wise, it's nothing cutting edge.

Better shooting that, say, fallout 4. Not as complex as other FPS games.

The fun of Cyberpunk comes down mainly to the visuals. It's one of the best designed cityscapes ever. 10/10 for looks.

Gameplay is still, honestly, basic.

lauch day was an atrocity. it's one of 3 games I regret pre ordering and downloading the hour it came out

[neon bramble]

there are preorders that arent a disaster on launch?

[bronze moat]

Cyberpunk suffers the same flaws as Fallout. "hard" = bullet sponges.

[tranquil path]

Just found a knife in the drawer in our kitchen

Project zomboid reference

[naive flicker]

Use it

[bronze moat]

NASA grade PC's like mine fared pretty well.

my glitches were not too bad. cept for the scene that is supposed to make you cry. the animations glitched badly and ruined the entire cinematic.

[neon bramble]

huh thanks for the quick breakdown then

[tacit meadow]

Where else would you keep it?

[silk grail]

Fixin my knee with a sledgehammer gone wrong

[neon bramble]

looks like I'm getting elden ring or AC6 next

[naive flicker]

What

[bronze moat]

day 1 cyberpunk tho is a trash game. some people replay it just as a reminder of how far it has come

[silk grail]

broken

[naive flicker]

Why do you get hurt so often

[bronze moat]

skip ac6

[naive flicker]

Oh wait its satire

(i think)

[neon bramble]

beeg robot and PILE BUNKER tho

https://tenor.com/view/pile-bunker-ac6-armored-core-6-gif-11030448339188882994

[naive flicker]

(or is it not? I don't know)

[silk grail]

[neon bramble]

unless yer talking about ace combat

I cannot comprehend planes for some reason

[bronze moat]

@neon bramble seriously. hold off on any assassins creeds. The studio may legitmately close down after the most recent game.

Finance teams are already prepping for the worst. Not joking. Hold off on buying the game

[naive flicker]

SU-27 🤤

[neon bramble]

oh assassin's creed

I'm talking about armored core 6

[naive flicker]

Bruh

[bronze moat]

OH!

Armored core is legit.

[neon bramble]

I have zero hope for any assassin's creed game

[silk grail]

It was semi satire

[bronze moat]

So do you want dark souls with robots, or dark souls open world?

[silk grail]

My leg is injured but not by a sledgehammer

[neon bramble]

I will get both its just a matter of when I have time

[naive flicker]

Oh

[neon bramble]

(preferably after I finish BG3)

[lyric galleon]

they kiss at the end of bg3

[neon bramble]

assassin's creed combat does not make me smile at all

[lyric galleon]

get spoiled goober

[naive flicker]

Project Zomboid combat

[neon bramble]

I can kill everyone half asleep

[frosty tulip]

assassins creed gameplay bores the hell out of me.

[neon bramble]

its really boring once you get past the funny animation

[frosty tulip]

the only one I sort of like is Black Flag, but that's only because I'm desperate for a decent pirate game

and there's not many of those.

[toxic relic]

real shit

[frosty tulip]

like god damzn it

[neon bramble]

black flag wins just because it's so refreshing

[frosty tulip]

I'd kill for a good pirate game u know?

[toxic relic]

fuck i know

[frosty tulip]

It sucks how few there are

[lyric galleon]

arent ac missions mostly escort or follow

[lyric galleon]

majima pirate game soon

[frosty tulip]

And it also sucks when you see a half promising pirate game and it turns out to be a multiplayer focused one

[toxic relic]

if there was any other decent pirate game that came out post 2010 then black flag would not be as popular

[frosty tulip]

that's probably shit

[bronze moat]

yeah. Ubisoft is already being told they have under 30 days to fix major bugs, cause people are catching stuff now that may not be fixed, and every person playing early is crapping on it.

It's going to be bad. really really bad.

[frosty tulip]

In general I just hate seeing games that sound like awesome concepts but they turn out to be super multiplayer focused

[restive pollen]

Guys ok I have a confession

[frosty tulip]

causae I'm likely never gonna play it since unless it's massively popular, the games gonna be dead here in Oceania.

[restive pollen]

This is random but I only just now realised how weird this is

Usually I struggle to sleep, Yk I’m just naturally rested

But for the past week idk how it started

I’ve gotten too sleep almost immediately because

I’ve been thinking of Hawkeye from marvel rivals?

Idk I just realised how weird that fact is

[maiden nymph]

God I’d love extraction shooters if half the players weren’t unemployed and tweaked out on adderall and Red Bull

[lyric galleon]

so you started to sleep comfortably?

[frosty tulip]

Hawkeye from marvel rivals makes you so fucking bored that you go to sleep so quickly?

[maiden nymph]

And I’m not bothered to fucking spend like 150 bucks on the unheard edition for single player Tarkov

[neon bramble]

@karmic jetty IS KCD2 GOOD

[frosty tulip]

Dude I'd just love more single-player focused extraction shooters.

[neon bramble]

did they fix the combat yet

[frosty tulip]

The solo tarkov mod I got so much enjoyement out of, once you get the good AI mod.

[restive pollen]

Idk I would just think of playing him and it wasn’t necessarily boring but I would fall asleep to the sounds of in game KOs, assists and headshots

[karmic jetty]

YESSSS

[restive pollen]

Like I would spend 2 minutes in bed and then wake up at 7

It’s so weird

[lyric galleon]

you started to sleep contently

[neon bramble]

DID THEY FIX THE CAMERA LOCK?

[restive pollen]

Idk what that means

[maiden nymph]

It’s just that everyone’s insanely fucking juiced all the time

[lyric galleon]

you sleep without being burdened by thinking

you allow yourself to rest by being content

[maiden nymph]

As in if you join late wipe you’re gonna get dumpstered by mk18s and kitted out fuckers with NVGs

[graceful dust]

thats the idea!

[frosty tulip]

yeah but also I can't stand how underutilized scavs are in default, they're just OP braindead idiots.

[lyric galleon]

there should be 2 kinds of lobbies, employed and unemployed matchmaking

[maiden nymph]

Oops 1 tapped on the chest by a random guy’s DMR with a suppressor, optimal recoil attachments and a thermal scope

[lyric galleon]

take down sbmm

[maiden nymph]

OP as in aimbot
Braindead as in terrible path finding and combat sense

[frosty tulip]

Exactly

[neon bramble]

imagine needing to show paystub just to join a lobby

[frosty tulip]

No sense of self preservation but has the capacity to just one-tap you from a kilometre away with a TOZ

[lyric galleon]

true

[maiden nymph]

Random scav preparing to inherit the soul of simo hayha to dome someone with a 15% condition wrecked stock sks from 734 yards away

ggez idk what to say

[frosty tulip]

It's why if the good AI mod didn't exist, I wouldn't play solo tarkov.

Cause the default enemy AI is so boring.

[neon bramble]

it would be real nice not to get ggez'd while I'm warming up

[maiden nymph]

Tbf apparently even raiders are terrifying in SPT

[frosty tulip]

I can tell you in experience, fuck yeah they are.

[maiden nymph]

Like, they will fucking laser you like it’s cod

Full mag dump on thorax

[frosty tulip]

not as op as default scavs in standard

but still terrifying

it was also shocking to discover some AI in the mod were smart enough to act like real players and exit camp you

ruined some decently good loot runs ):

[glad field]

I just merked 20 of them they arent op unless nikita curses your raid

i killed one and two more popped up

[frosty tulip]

well dude I dunno how they are in live rn, I haven't played a while.

[glad field]

no damn pmcs though

I got 3 tasks done without being bothered by anything but the scav hordes

customs has weird scav spawns so you get hordes of them after you kill a few if you're in the wrong place

[maiden nymph]

Exfil campers in any extraction shooter belong in the lowest layers of hell

[glad field]

I dont run into extract campers in any place except for interchange emercom exfil

[maiden nymph]

Makes me want to quote a certain black man with lightning powers

[viral pelican]

So, super random, and this is neither here nor there, but I'm currently learning that I can use the Gemini Samsung AI as a dungeon master for random solo choose your own adventures, and it's fucking hillarious. lmao "Bogart The Boogie Woogie is a master thief who uses a shadow yo-yo to grapple and apprehend foes, as well as general coolness." I fuggin can't. I need to go to bed.

[glad field]

It's always emercom checkpoint

never anywhere else

[frosty tulip]

which is why I'm deserving of that hell treatment from the ai cause of the amount of games I quick-saved, bought a weapon from some dude and immediately tested it out on em and other people nearby.

[maiden nymph]

Probably because they got assfucked by smarter players who lob a nade into any exfil location to check

[frosty tulip]

so it's basically my comeuppance in a way

[glad field]

I just waltz into d2 and im fine but the second it's emercom

no longer safe

Death

It got so bad that I bought the stupid saferoom keycard

not gambling the 50/50 as to whether I'm allowed to extract or not based on which one I get

[maiden nymph]

I also wish war thunder was a single player game sometimes

Genuinely braindead teammates who shoot a plane in front of me while I’m tailing them

[glad field]

I wish there was this inherent sense of gentlemanly conduct in every game but we dont live in that world

[maiden nymph]

And then they get shocked and start apologizing when they gasp, actually fucking teamkill me

Who could’ve known that spamming your cannons at an object with someone else between your line of fire and the object would destroy that someone else!!!

[glad field]

average mf getting in front of my a10 and then wondering why they got teamkilled

stoobid

[maiden nymph]

Oh, a-10 player 💔

What do y’all see in that thing

[glad field]

It's fun to dunk on fighters who think it's an easy kill

[maiden nymph]

It is an easy kill wdym

Unless you’re a flareless sad shit at 10.0 or 10.3

[heavy ivy]

brrrrrrt brrrrrrt (target saturation intensifies)

[glad field]

That's what every chud mig says

and then i eat them

[maiden nymph]

Yeah I dunno man

I’ve literally killed one using a sea hawk

The 8.0 thing

[glad field]

I play like a bozo I am radar missile bait at stupid altitudes, good thing every radar missile at that br sucks

[maiden nymph]

Granted he was right out of missiles and braindead because god knows most a10 players are

[maiden nymph]

Pulse seeker 💔

[glad field]

I just go as high up as I physically can so I have free speed whenever I want it

[tacit meadow]

Id do that

[maiden nymph]

“Speed”

You rip at like 700kph my guy

[glad field]

A few seconds of being able to move

[tacit meadow]

You might fail to kill them. I might not

[young kelp]

become the ammo

[tacit meadow]

If i take the shot i can feel good about it

[glad field]

a10 having 8 morbillion flares helps with not dying

[maiden nymph]

I have so many words and all would get me banned from this server

[heavy ivy]

go go gadget icbm chess gambit

[maiden nymph]

You can’t flare gun rounds

Oh you max out at 874kph IAS

Still slow as fuck

[glad field]

Yeah I was gonna say I have never had a single flap ripping issue

not possible

[maiden nymph]

Not flaps, wings

[glad field]

Im convinced it isnt

[tacit meadow]

If you didnt want to be shot why would you put yourself in front of my mounted machine gun

[maiden nymph]

Your wings fall off past 874kph

[tacit meadow]

Gotta think of these things silly

[maiden nymph]

Exquisite bait

Had me fooled for a second

[tacit meadow]

Xd

[maiden nymph]

Back off plunger

[glad field]

Im convinced it's almost impossible if not impossible to rip in an a10 unless you are trying to

[tacit meadow]

Im vet but rood

[glad field]

Like you'd have to climb as high as you can go and then dive and you might not even rip then

[maiden nymph]

If you go straight down from like 6000m I think you could

[toxic relic]

assaisin been around for a long time

[maiden nymph]

Mods I think this user’s ban evading

[toxic relic]

just loses his account every few months

[toxic relic]

nah phone stolen

[tacit meadow]

This user isnt

[maiden nymph]

Skill issue

[young kelp]

when why'd assaisin got sent to plunger

[toxic relic]

phone gone

[young kelp]

ahh

[tacit meadow]

Yisterdy

[toxic relic]

couldnt log into account

[maiden nymph]

Skill issue lil bro

[glad field]

he sucks at remembering passwords

[maiden nymph]

Just don’t get shat on by thieves idk

[toxic relic]

dont lil bro me

buddy

[maiden nymph]

Not you

The other guy

[tacit meadow]

I remember the paswords perfectly

[glad field]

You deserved to be lil bro'd

Tbh

[tacit meadow]

But u responded to stinky big bro

[young kelp]

there's big bro and lil bro

[glad field]

medium bro

[maiden nymph]

Anyways it’s not even the case with this lmfao

[glad field]

(Me!)

[young kelp]

people always forget about the mid bro

[maiden nymph]

Almost exclusively Im on their ass first and someone slots in and randomly TKs me later while im trying to pull lead

Talking mostly about early jets anyways

[tacit meadow]

Wat

Oh, nvm i read it

[glad field]

What happens to me is I see someone I can eat, someone else sees the a10 is going to get a kill and has to stop it so they try to steal it and they also get eated and then they get really mad and call me mean names

[maiden nymph]

Most supersonic fights don’t last long enough for someone to tail me long enough to tk me

[tacit meadow]

Are you abrasive ig as well tho? Coz that also gets you tk'd

[maiden nymph]

I mostly don’t chat and if I do I make a joke about gooning and shit

Lmfao?

[glad field]

Like man I just wanna brrrt if a teammate is gonna get in the way im not gonna release the left mouse to not kill them

[maiden nymph]

Most people are just braindead and don’t check fire

Oh wow there’s an enemy with a guy already on his 6 pulling lead

I should fucking teamkill him

[glad field]

Like they can see im spraying a beam of die in that direction and they fly into it

how can you not see that

apes

[maiden nymph]

Completely different situation but go off

[glad field]

I'm aware

I dont usually get teamkilled thank god

kind of hard to get in that situation when I cant move to the situation

[maiden nymph]

Most people are just greedy brainless monkeys who are so thirsty for a kill they don’t care if they hit someone

And then they get shocked when they need to pay a 40k SL fine for being an idiot

[glad field]

The ground targets pay for my teammates getting in the way

[glad field]

most of my kills are still just, haha funny missile ignored the flare

[maiden nymph]

I also got clocked in ground sim once

[glad field]

or the random guy with no flare

[maiden nymph]

Which is just insane because I was playing a tank exclusive to my tech tree

[fallen spruce]

New to zombiod looking for a server

[maiden nymph]

How do you look at an amx 30 as blufor and think “yup that’s an enemy”

[glad field]

[maiden nymph]

Literally everything that looks like a leopard is blufor

[fallen spruce]

I download a ton of mods am I doing it right?

[glad field]

#1019725562337579028

[maiden nymph]

If you mistake me as a leopard, you’re still an idiot
If you think I’m a type 74, you’re also stupid
Because those are all on blue side

Like yeah if I’m playing a Finnish T-55 I’m kind of asking to get TKed but holy crap dude

[glad field]

The only way to play war thunder is to buy a few premiums and then uninstall the game

Tbh

[maiden nymph]

Amx30 looks nothing like a t series tank

I just bought the strikemaster and play air

Because even though it’s got 10 water guns, it’s got an insanely broken flight model for 6.3

And an airspawn to boot

[strange spruce]

ah yes 7 hours of plankmaking to level muh magic up

what do for 7 hours until that shit happens

[glad field]

dont do it

simple

[maiden nymph]

I said t series plane for some reason

[strange spruce]

i will do it

[glad field]

nuh

[strange spruce]

i do not care

[maiden nymph]

Favorite aircraft, t-72

Main battle plane :clueless:

[strange spruce]

okay maybe ill just watch smth on the side

[exotic stone]

is tbe t72 the thud

No the t72 is a tank

[exotic stone]

If you're a ragtag group of anime girls in a niche series I suppose it is an aircraft

[toxic relic]

i ran past someone in a public toilet and the door was open

they screamed wtf but dude

the door was open and im on a run

how is this my fault

[young kelp]

you didn't close the door

[toxic relic]

so i shouldve stopped and closed the door

"hey bro sorry to interrupt your pissing let me just get the door for you"

[young kelp]

its common courtesy

[toxic relic]

i wasnt aware of the open door public toilet pissing courtesy

[high sand]

Is there a mod for better towing in b42? Or is that rope towing?

[livid notch]

https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/136501320340209664

[tacit meadow]

Your meant to watch

And when they finish you have to clap

And when you finish they aplaud

[toxic relic]

high fives all around

then we share a cigar

[tacit meadow]

Indeed

[toxic relic]

ill remember that next time

[tacit meadow]

This is how a bromance is made

[toxic relic]

real

maybe on my next run ill see them again and we can hang in that toilet

[tacit meadow]

You cant be true homies till youv watcher them pee

[toxic relic]

real

[tacit meadow]

He just skipped all the small steps on the way to that big moment

[toxic relic]

ive seen all of my homies piss

and them me

[toxic relic]

you cant skip the steps tho

thats too fast

we havent fallen asleep watching saving private ryan together yet

[tacit meadow]

I held hands with my mate while we pissed into a bush, even crossed the streams

Truly a beutiful, cherished moment

[toxic relic]

indubitably

where the hands clammy tho

or was it a soft embrace

[tacit meadow]

Ew no

Clammy hands end friendships

[toxic relic]

real

[tacit meadow]

Proper shakers or no deal

[toxic relic]

some people do got moist hands tho

[half kettle]

i once shook hands with someone whos hands were completely enveloped in sweat

[tacit meadow]

I can forgive moist, as lomg as they just close there hand

[half kettle]

how does that happen

[toxic relic]

sometimes its genetics

[tacit meadow]

Dont place your hand in mine and expect me not to judge

[toxic relic]

valid

[thorny harbor]

so apparently

[toxic relic]

my hands are just really warm all the time

[thorny harbor]

good for you

[toxic relic]

but not moist

[tacit meadow]

Mine are warm

Not wet tho

[thorny harbor]

as for me apparently I got unlucky to get the darn new discord UI D:

[toxic relic]

real

[thorny harbor]

it sucks is all I can say

[tacit meadow]

I got tradie hands

[toxic relic]

aye

same

do you have toe thumbs?

[toxic relic]

who the fuck are you?

[tacit meadow]

Iv seen your hands, they looked pretty clean tbh

[toxic relic]

thanks :]

theyre pretty calloused and i always have at least one cut on them but i do try

[toxic relic]

my face is caked in dry shit however

[tacit meadow]

My callouses all rippee off 😦

[toxic relic]

ripped off?

[tacit meadow]

Actually my left hands really healthy for some reason

Righty lost its callouses

[toxic relic]

dont use it?

[tacit meadow]

I picked

[trail palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1286415315986813133/1332063164950515822/3dgifmaker87376.gif

[toxic relic]

i see

[tacit meadow]

I guess iv just been wearing gloves more

I use both my hands alot

[toxic relic]

valid

[tacit meadow]

Oh, the skins also way stronger coz of all the rock climbing i was doing ig

Thats probably it

[toxic relic]

bro is scaling walls

combing mountain sides

[tacit meadow]

Just plastic

[toxic relic]

still respectable

[tacit meadow]

And iv been lazy, was doing it 3 times a week

Down to barely once a week

Its actjally been 2 weeks now

[toxic relic]

go to a climbing gym

today

if you can

[tacit meadow]

Its 9pm

[toxic relic]

tomorrow

[tacit meadow]

Cant till friday

[toxic relic]

then go then

[tacit meadow]

I should, dont really have a excuse

My excuse for the last little whiles been pretty valid tho, time to get back into it

[surreal mirage]

Oml why do you have a new account

This is number 3

[tacit meadow]

I dont

Its actually no.4

[surreal mirage]

But why

[tacit meadow]

Funny

[toxic relic]

boredom

[tacit meadow]

He he

[surreal mirage]

What do you do with the other accounts

[tacit meadow]

Get locked out of them

Stinky you explain it, im over telling the storu

[surreal mirage]

Alzheimer's

[graceful dust]

exploded ):

[toxic relic]

stolen

his phone was stolen

[tacit meadow]

Imploded

[graceful dust]

combusted

[toxic relic]

and all his shit was locked and bound with his old number

[surreal mirage]

Ah rip

[tacit meadow]

Pulverised

[surreal mirage]

Reduced to atoms

[graceful dust]

vaporized

[charred ruin]

wao

[tacit meadow]

Massocated

[graceful dust]

masticated?

[tacit meadow]

Idk

[toxic relic]

desiccated

[tacit meadow]

Im not actually sure what it even means

[graceful dust]

regurgitated

means chewed up

[tacit meadow]

I wasnt counting on being called out

[graceful dust]

shit sry

[toxic relic]

its alr

[tacit meadow]

I dont forgive yoy

[toxic relic]

we're used to your vocabulary assaisin

[graceful dust]

):

u dont forgive me, toasted?

[tacit meadow]

Broked my lil heart actually

[graceful dust]

im just glad homekeys didnt do anything wrong

[toxic relic]

toasted is annoying as fuck

i dont forgive them

[graceful dust]

damn

[toxic relic]

the other toasted

not you

[graceful dust]

wdym i am toasted

[tacit meadow]

What other toast?

Bread

Once fried bread

[graceful dust]

is this better

[tacit meadow]

Whats the esq?

[graceful dust]

attorney

[tacit meadow]

Lawyer

[graceful dust]

lawyer!

[toxic relic]

lawyers are traitors

[tacit meadow]

Not my lawyer

Coz he doesnt exist

[graceful dust]

im ur lawyer now

[tacit meadow]

I want you to be my lawyer, medical and financial advisor pleaae

And wingman at the bar

And you can also cook all my meals

[graceful dust]

i can do exactly two of those things

choose wisely

[tacit meadow]

Cook my food and.... do i have to have 2?

[toxic relic]

medical advisor?

[graceful dust]

yes u have to have two

[tacit meadow]

Ill give you one chance at the bar ig

[graceful dust]

yeah i can do that ez. ur dying, go to the doctor

[tacit meadow]

Ill get you a drink

[graceful dust]

how low can i go

changed ur fucking dn u traitor

[tacit meadow]

What a dn?

[graceful dust]

display name

[tacit meadow]

O

[toxic relic]

haha

we're both knights

thats enough

[flat flame]

milkfacers

[toxic relic]

hmm

im not sure what this means

[flat flame]

too bad

[graceful dust]

im sure they will teach us

god fucking damn it

[toxic relic]

i hate milk tho

[tacit meadow]

Thats me

Im a milk facer

[flat flame]

correct

[toxic relic]

fuck

i was going to translate that

ive never seen you before but you have a weebstick

interesting

[tacit meadow]

I did it the classic way

Put it back in azi

I read cuk nice

Coz thats kinda what it looked like

[toxic relic]

hm

[tacit meadow]

Wtf is your logo btw

[toxic relic]

your profile i-

[tacit meadow]

It looks like a petrol pump

[toxic relic]

same question

wait mine or theirs?

[tacit meadow]

What do you mean

[graceful dust]

urs

[toxic relic]

its a gas pump

[tacit meadow]

Mines exactly what it looks like

Its a friggin frog yo

[quasi slate]

I had a needle in my face

[toxic relic]

wait my profile picture?

its gurren lagann

[tacit meadow]

No ur petrol pump flatulance

[quasi slate]

The other doctor was holding my head because i was trembling like a dog in freezing weather

[graceful dust]

oh so it is

[toxic relic]

ah ye its a petrol pump

[trail palm]

Wtf

[graceful dust]

did u pick it urself

[trail palm]

Holding ur head??

[quasi slate]

Bro they saw how jumpy i was

[toxic relic]

nah

leon

[tacit meadow]

They finally did something about your eye?

[quasi slate]

its not my eye

[tacit meadow]

O

[quasi slate]

She was just checking for cancer

[graceful dust]

ah i see i prolly wont get bullied hard enuf for that

[toxic relic]

for what

[tacit meadow]

Did they decide yet?

[graceful dust]

the icon thingy

[toxic relic]

what

[quasi slate]

Im gonna be put to sleep

[toxic relic]

why would u get bullied?

[tacit meadow]

Why wouldnt he

[graceful dust]

im assuming it comes abt thru bullying

unfortunately everyone loves me

[toxic relic]

nah

maybe but nah

[graceful dust]

ok.....

[trail palm]

🛌

[graceful dust]

no self-love i see. tragic

[toxic relic]

maybe i love myself enough to not let any teasing affect me

my user is sir fart

[graceful dust]

i, sir fart, should get therapy abt that. also im dying & i need to see a doctor

[toxic relic]

i am in therapy

[trail palm]

Ɔ

[toxic relic]

thumb

[graceful dust]

uhhh hm

never enuf therapy

[tacit meadow]

I got banned from therapy

She told me to stop coming

[trail palm]

How

[toxic relic]

go to a different therapist

[toxic relic]

depends

[tacit meadow]

I dont wanna go to a different therapist i liked her

[toxic relic]

but you got banned

[tacit meadow]

Im not banned

[graceful dust]

mixed msgs

[tacit meadow]

She said u dont particularly need this, and your broke

So like, dont come in as much as you are

[graceful dust]

damn

my last like 3 therapists were they opposite they said they didnt know how to therapize me

wild they can just tell u u dont need therapy

[neat moat]

key is evolving

what form is this?

[tacit meadow]

Maybe that means your cured

[neat moat]

#4?

[graceful dust]

i think 5

[toxic relic]

damn

[graceful dust]

u mightve missed toasted

im rly good at identity theft

[neat moat]

I was thier first

[toxic relic]

truly

[tacit meadow]

Mine?

[toxic relic]

a master of disguises

[graceful dust]

yeah i think curing is what it is when its better for ur mh to forego therapy than to hunt down a therapist who wont drop u

[neat moat]

I prefer the new stink

[graceful dust]

new year new me

[neat moat]

litteraly

[tacit meadow]

The new stink is way cooler ye

[toxic relic]

theyre much better than the old one

[toxic hawk]

Thr sun is beautiful. So warm and soothing

[green girder]

I bought two broken iphones to fix one of em :(

[neat moat]

the sun is French

[velvet pebble]

I'll take the compliment

[tacit meadow]

Bros pulling every 4bie drivers dream but with phones

[green girder]

I mean they only cost like 10 bucks each

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/hate-the-sun-hate-the-heat-shoot-the-sun-tired-of-it-heat-wave-gif-12116680

[brazen gazelle]

Smash next question

[tacit meadow]

Dream/nightmare/ fuck i hate this car

[green girder]

Guess which generation iphone I wanna fix

[tacit meadow]

Gross

[brazen gazelle]

I dont get it

[tacit meadow]

She impaled him

[brazen gazelle]

I dont get it

[neat moat]

I do o////o

[green girder]

froug

[brazen gazelle]

I might get it

[tacit meadow]

You do get it

[neat moat]

the joke is she killed him

[tacit meadow]

He doesnt look very dead

[green girder]

the joke is she railed the fuck out of him with the sword

[tacit meadow]

Homies pulling a t pose plank on top of a sword

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/themercslaughing-gif-20727637

[tacit meadow]

That shit would be fuckin hard

[graceful dust]

i think she just stabbed him

[naive flicker]

Haha bison

[graceful dust]

huge

[naive flicker]

That guy is indeed huge
Guide told me that he's actually a bit thinner than usual rn

[safe fjord]

@silk grail hi good evening, may I ask you a question? If my chest is in pain and I drink anti pain medication and the pain went away, does it mean that it’s only muscle pain and nothing serious? 🙏🏻 I hope it is.

[safe fjord]

Did you take this picture? It’s cute and scary at the same time.

[toxic relic]

are you afraid of everything biger than you?

[viral coral]

Pet it

[safe fjord]

Your name has been changed again 🤣✌🏻 good evening.

[toxic relic]

id say if its anything that 1 pain med took away its likely from your shoveling and just muscle pain

[viral coral]

Yes

[toxic relic]

haha hello only :]

[naive flicker]

Yuh

[safe fjord]

I’m glad if it is. I don’t want to go to the doctor anymore. It’s a hassle.

[naive flicker]

Bisons are not really social

[toxic relic]

understandable

[safe fjord]

Hello bro 🫂

[toxic relic]

if you still have pain there after a few days then id be worried

but im sure youll recover

[safe fjord]

Nice! Your place looks cool too. It’s foggy.

[ashen crag]

Someone know how the unstable gun system works?

[livid notch]

https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/136501320340209664

[naive flicker]

It's not my place lol. I'm on an excursion like three hours from home. But my place also tends to get really foggy. Lot of fields used for agriculture

[naive flicker]

hi :) You'll find better answers here #pz_b42_chat

[lyric galleon]

i love how pz chat gets mentioned like how you would point at a misbehaving child

[safe fjord]

Yes, thank you! I need to recover because I’m too busy hence I don’t have the time to die so I won’t die. 🤣🤣🤣 I’m trying hard to be humorous to ease my situation.

[safe fjord]

Thanks bro. You’re always kind to me. 🤝🏻 I appreciate it.

[toxic relic]

ah thats unfortunate :[ if you dont take the time to recover itll be much longer until the pain goes away and you might make it worse

i hope you can rest more

[graceful dust]

his old one was stolen. we may never find the culprit

[toxic relic]

im only reciprocating your kindness bro

[safe fjord]

Love the vibes! I imagine myself inside the house drinking hot cocoa and watching horror movies while the ambiance outside seems cold.

[lyric galleon]

when did you get the flatulence role wth

[toxic relic]

theyre out there somewhere

[naive flicker]

Oh yea that would be enjoyable

[toxic relic]

hiding

[graceful dust]

that sounds awesome

at large!!

[toxic relic]

few days ago

[graceful dust]

https://tenor.com/view/it-could-literally-be-any-one-of-us-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-magnificent-flawless-excellent-gif-15530264189911013047

[half kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1336477930217406579/Screenshot_20250204-1825402.png?ex=67a3f391&is=67a2a211&hm=a2090fa3266d82f0bd3ec599de3f8258d4789f6d3676af863bcda45c48ee2279&

[safe fjord]

Thank you I will.

[toxic relic]

an oxymoron in picture

[graceful dust]

does dog skip leg day tho

[toxic relic]

how much they bench pres

[safe fjord]

Looks like there really is a spy here 🤔🤣

[toxic relic]

i bet i can outdo it

[toxic relic]

yes but we cant find them

truly hiding

a master baiter and hider

[graceful dust]

we're all trying to find the guy who did this & give him a good spanking

[toxic relic]

i wont be giving the spanking

but im sure he'll be punished

[graceful dust]

if he can be found

[toxic relic]

im not a merciful man

dw im on the hunt

[graceful dust]

i hope the identity thief is scared

[safe fjord]

Heyyyy you have his name now!!!!

[surreal mirage]

What is going on

[brazen gazelle]

How theese mfs think they look when they bark at a 120 pound great dane

[half kettle]

its over

[safe fjord]

Homekey!!!!! 🤣 are you the spy?!

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/vaas-farcry3-hello-insanity-chris-gif-13181187

[graceful dust]

what? no

[safe fjord]

Hey… that’s my name. Hahahah are we twins now or what? 🤣🤣🤣

[toxic relic]

jesus christ

theres 2 only_loves

i cant comprehend this

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-the-fuck-the-fuck-is-this-wth-gif-17571836

[graceful dust]

which one of us is the real one...

[safe fjord]

Someone’s stealing our identities. 🤣

[brazen gazelle]

insert discord account called jesus christ replying „yes?“

[graceful dust]

i call dibs on being the evil only_love btw

[safe fjord]

I appreciate your humor hahahha 🤣🤣🤣!!!!

[graceful dust]

self-love is important

[safe fjord]

Calm down bro… don’t get headaches 🤣✌🏻

[naive flicker]

When will we get the evil version?
Only_Hatred

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-chase-ltg-running-lowtiergod-gif-2430341001542408875

[safe fjord]

Yes, and I love my friends here. Really.

[naive flicker]

[surreal mirage]

[graceful dust]

u are the realest of us living up to our good name

[safe fjord]

Oh, it’s coming really soon.

🤣🤣🤣

[naive flicker]

Damn

[graceful dust]

finally that fucking emoji posted

[safe fjord]

You’re all real and not AI right?

[graceful dust]

wasnt working before

[graceful dust]

i was born inside a computer that doesnt mean im AI

[safe fjord]

I think I’m gonna have a heart attack from laughing too much! 🤣

[graceful dust]

im KILLING u.... not the crime i signed up for!

[safe fjord]

🤣🤣🤣 bro not tonight. I have a lot of schedule 🤣

[toxic relic]

what crime did you sign up for??? hmmmmm

[safe fjord]

Hahaha

[graceful dust]

holy shit my cat just did a fart that made me tear up..... @toxic relic take her from me

[toxic relic]

im farting with the cat

[graceful dust]

none

[toxic relic]

ripping a fat one

[safe fjord]

My cat does that to me too! 🤣🤣🤣

[toxic relic]

and i ate chilli and fermented food too

stinks like a fuck

[naive flicker]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224464902295654425/1333537226071736343/attachment.gif

[graceful dust]

so much flatulence in such little bodies

[safe fjord]

And she would put her butt on my face before she farts. 🤣🤣🤣

[graceful dust]

NOOO

[safe fjord]

That’s a bomb bro… 🤣

[toxic relic]

indeed

my bf just laughs and throws a pillow at me

enabler

[lyric galleon]

youre the first person i heard complain to not kill them yet cause you have something planned tomorrow

[toxic relic]

only cant die without finishing work

[safe fjord]

That’s what I like about guys. I hangout more with male friends coz of this kind of humor. 🤣🤣🤣

[toxic relic]

the dedication is something i, a weak man, cannot handle

[toxic relic]

HAHAH have you ever heard of a cupcake fart?

[safe fjord]

Work and chores comes first before my life. 🤣🤣🤣

[safe fjord]

Noo hahaha what does that mean?

[toxic relic]

essentially

you fart into your hand and throw it into someones face after saying youre giving them a cupcake

it works real good

[graceful dust]

that works?

[toxic relic]

yessir

try it

[safe fjord]

Hahahahah that’s one reason to delay death. 🤣

[safe fjord]

My husband does this to me!!!!

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

[safe fjord]

🤣🤣🤣

[toxic relic]

hes a real one

[safe fjord]

It smells like nato! 🤣

[toxic relic]

that shit ferments inside his cheeks

insane

[safe fjord]

Yeah! It’s a special kind of smell that will linger… 🤣🤣🤣

[safe fjord]

Yeah! 🤣🤣🤣 I sometimes question the food I serve him.

[toxic relic]

my partner says the same thing

[safe fjord]

Nato, sushi, sashimi, hahahahah XD

[toxic relic]

damn

[safe fjord]

We really are brothers bro. 🤣🤣🤣

[naive flicker]

NATO

[toxic relic]

that must be delicious

[naive flicker]

[graceful dust]

there is a whole world of fart out there im learning

[safe fjord]

Delicious when eaten, smells bad when fvrt3d. 🤣🤣🤣

Poof

[toxic relic]

pffft ha, im sure

[safe fjord]

It’s fermented soy beans try it 🤣

[toxic relic]

you need to catch up on the fart lore

good thing sir fart is here

[safe fjord]

Yeah you need to!!! @graceful dust

[graceful dust]

yessir professor fart

[toxic relic]

[safe fjord]

🤣🤣🤣

I love you guys.

I want to stay more but I have to rest now. I’ll catch up on your jokes again.

[toxic relic]

rest well only :]

[safe fjord]

Goodnight brothers!!!

[graceful dust]

sleep tight o/

[safe fjord]

Thank you, you too. Have a good rest and stay well!

[strange spruce]

just 6 hours of magic training left

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-sir-yes-boss-military-salute-giving-honor-rip-gif-23161689

[graceful dust]

also im gonna watch dexter instead of like anything productive wish me gl

[toxic relic]

space station

being productive is overrated

[strange spruce]

yes

[toxic relic]

13 or 14

[strange spruce]

i dont have any rs stickers best i got is

[toxic relic]

i cant tell

[strange spruce]

thats 14

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925213478539628594/1183966893963481228/GreenDragonBot_-_1734393466971643957.gif?ex=658a4218&is=6577cd18&hm=dfcd5854126a14dc76046a598949bf4a9314660c5c2ddafeaeeffc73a09d7fb3&

[graceful dust]

i just get the feeling im not gonna like it lmao

my mom likes it & my mom has shit taste in tv

[toxic relic]

dexter is ass imo

why r u watchin it

[graceful dust]

i feel like it

if it gets too annoying i turn it off

[toxic relic]

understandable 0/

[graceful dust]

sometimes i like going back to ~2000s tv

like i watched all of house last yr

[lyric galleon]

how the fuck did love get vet

oh

imposter

very sus

[graceful dust]

no

[strange spruce]

soosy

[graceful dust]

UR sus

[strange spruce]

i saw you vent

[toxic relic]

vent to deez nuts