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That would be rude
i think cuz stinky stole he phone
it might even be evil tbh
im gonna start doomposting if u dont tell me
i am evil tho im sry
I like to think people would know
u need therapy plums
well i’m not one of them
But thats my narcicistic trait, no one would be able to tell at all
what if i told u im already doing it
That's interesting
maybe get a gf next then
you think i haven’t tried?????
Threaten them
no
Ohpelia the type of person to respond "job" when asked how to solve unemployment
Walk up, ans tell them youll eat them if they dont be yoyr gf
Can I give you one ?
u said that an hour ago
homeless? get house
this was explained not too long ago
DOMNT GIVE HIM SOMETHING TO REPLY TO
Wait ass you made a new account? Why ?
old account exploded ):
Phone got stolen
stolen phone
fuckin
dog with the butter
Rip man
spontaneous account explosion. tragic.
Wtf
Mm, big sad
happens to the best of us. & the worst of us. & the mid of us.
mlemlemlemlemlemlem
Vroom
keepass*
heapass
kick ass
new the imposter is impersonatin plums... truly sinister..
sin in ster
I will be all of chat
assaisin have three accounts on here now
They call me pzdiscgax
gf.
...i don't they do
I’M TRYING GOD DAMN IT
is this the famous skill issue?
Next time carry a blicky
In time you will
A blankie?
A 
i had a favourite blankie as a wee kid
Im australian
how the fuck did i skip a whole word
Aw right
i built a reflex of gripping the throat of someone trying to steal something on me
its an automatic defense now
Best i can do i is a militarised didgeridoo
can yall have pp spray? cant remember
lmao it doesnt register as an accident
you should practice this assaisin
have fun with broken jaw
wait until a masochist tries to rob u
whos jaw will break
I'm a masochist
horny posting.......
I gotchu
I usually try to avoid social interactions 👍
I didnt see it happen tho
u told me u werent tho
It was at my table and then it wasnt
just dont go iutside, problem solved 👍
Fr
i always got that KEYS, WALLET, PHONE mindset
should have activated ultra instinct
Makes me feel alive thr pain
Alex tingle
rent free
ima steal ur liver, u forgot that one
i hear tom lehrer’s voice
🥭
im gonna take the one inside you to replace mine
If you steal my liver your legally obliged to put the money in my wallet
Please take my liver im brok3
that sounds... inefficient
im vibrating sleepily
liver trade
put badgers in place of ur livers
cause youll have to use mine by then
maybe vibrate urself into some bitches...
maybe go find me some instead
weeb......... 🤢
nvm weeb is better
I dont get the league hate tbh, its actually pretty fun to play a couple rounds of league now and then.
haha very funny
its fun when ur not that into it yea. then u meet someone whos
we hate the players
Now rat her out
rly into league
Post the dm
"i dont hate league" is a first
which are ourselves
there was none.
i fucking hate league and will keep playing it
i have a 2nd one of those
this iswhy league bad ^
i hate the people that i play with in league
im just letting u have the first move~
lol players always act like they’ve got a wasp’s nest in their clothes
uh huh sure
it makes me want to have competitive games to implement captcha tests in the start of a queue
ur loss pookie 🤷♀️
send the funny to me instead
LMFAO
🥲
this emoji always reminds me of that animated koala with the runny nose
Lmao
bzzzzzzzzzzzttttt
u single shawty?
rabies 😦
Nero, come pick me up im scared
He just wants to go home
No
Dont booly him
Bro is pretty chill
i had a fox wit rabies hanging in my neighborhood the other week
i wonder if i flap my hands really fast i’ll turn into flappy bird
Wait are u aussie crusader
...plums when was the last time u slept
zats grazy
Or do all buses have that carpet
lst night
anyhow i understand the big spooder now
Hey
hi
i like this gif, its very "shmoovin"
vroom
Guess what
what
vrrrrrrroooooommmmm
SCALE OF THE DRAGON
TWIN METEORS
RECOIL

Not all foxes who act like that have rabies
Some are just chill dudes exploring the city
NYOOM
i think i watched this anime?
VROOOOOOMMM
PLUMS CHILL
URRRRRRRRRRRRR KABLASH
UR GOING TOO FAST
Thats actually just casual racism but fox tier
he is the master of schmovement

I saw a fox with rabies, it existed on a bus. Therefor all foxes on buses have rabies.
bwa is anyone from NA region that play PZ
ig u weren't going fast enough
Stupid seatbelts
nah im just unkillable
im like the fly in ur room
probably, most of them?
very forward...
living in SEA region and play in NA region server seems great a idea 
look im just a nuisance that’s difficult to get rid of
400 ping is uhhhh. not ideal
SEA mentioned, lets all stand in attention
stand on
nope
Stand for
210ms ping
because the cool is always in
🧍
Get plunged chat
it just i cant survive normally with that kind of ping
whats the haps
nyu, pz is a multiplayer game that you want to play with a friend group
yea
i have one rn
im used to that ping lol
we just taking a back rn
barely know er
since im having quesy
should be fine as long as ur nit near other players
Litterally nothing
and wreck havoc
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
pookie quoting the main menu now...
ur fineeee
is it really a main menu quote?
its off the top of my head
def cuz i have super immune trait 
i declare myself the dedicated spazzer
dunno if that helps
...it literally says that shit like every time u open the game
doesnt vibrating noises make any other sound than mfing VROOOOMMM
BRRRMRBRMRMRMR NYYYYUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR
its been day 2 and the wound almost heal entirely
so i finished the event chat
there you go
low tier spaz, didn't even induce a stroke
if the vibration sounds like vroom, that stick is running on diesel
ur running on diesel
i modded mine to say w a l t u h
i love a woman in uniform 🫡 😳
i love wo/men
is dis a bokin bad reference
bokin

erm, its called comedic mispelling, u cretin
bokin
brat behavior
i mean yeah it is jjk 
who
i cant remember the names of all these shits ngl 2 u
jjk?
jujutsu kaisen
check mirror
both of you and lilia
im not a brat
ohhh
lumlum and lilia
noh
sus?
Whos lilia
Liala
...chat does she know?
spooder
she doesn't know...

i kill big spooder
brat as in the recent trend going around or brat as in naughty naughty
spiderman, greatest martial artist in the world
i know that one?
Hello bunny
HAHA, PLUNGIE! EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH!
hehehawhaw
u*
because i’m not familiar with the former and i herd the latter
hi lilly
wrong spelling, death by firing squad
i turned off autocorrect, pls spare me
me next
uh huhhhh…just this one time
horny or doom this time 🤔
have u tried: bedtime?
problem child...
SOOOOON AAAAAAAAAA
I’ll be at work 
what the shrimp lou tenant
We think the same
get outta ma head
thx for update zee

cat
guess i don't gotta get outta bed yet
I want an actually good king kong game
TONIGHTTTTTT
mm chimken 
is this a jojo reference...
it’s a me reference
Last one that fits the bill was that ps1 game where you tear down a city
self referential plum
It was just like, a sidescroller
Wish I could suddenly become sick at will so I could call off my boss is my dad, and I live with him 
whos this plungie acting like theyre one of us...
Hush
vibrating sleepily again
it was a technical marvel
I gotta get my rank up somehow
does that actually mean something?
does peter jackson's king kong the official game of the movie mean NOTHING to u
No
yeah kinda
it means im uh
doing adhd things
moving
stimming even
that game goes hard i genuinely dont know what more u could want in a king kong game
i heard the movie tie in game from like early 2000s is peak
thats the game
stim homies rise up
Game sucks ass
is that something u have in common with it
whatever game u wish it were sucksass
im sorry—
Played it, immediately forgot about it
frogsker
mods we got another cringeposting plungie, set phasers to "kill"
snap outta it
i made a star ship design and i would like gen chats input on what improvements that can be implemented on my design
kcd2 in 4 hrs
i have work for 4 more hours
WORK FASTER
and then another hour travel
rare frogski spawn
TRAVEL FASTERRRR
Yo froggi
ok ok
im in bed wriggling like a worm
we have to get u out of there
I havent seen u in momths
why are you a recruit again @tacit meadow
well my legs are anyway
you know what else can wriggle like a worm?
post
Im bad at things ig
henry dies at the end of the game
wut
Who's to say youre not a worm
i call it, the morning after pill
pretty sure im not
U could be tho
that’s one whack ass title
Thats what a worm would think
true
For worms dream of greater things
needs more greebles
Have you aftctially checked
what the dickens is a greebles
i don’t think worms have my kind of thoughts shakboi
not star-shaped at all are u kidding me...
ok i trust you, elly
Ur a shark
ye
Without me knowing
GREEBLE THIS FOOL!
i hate that its an ACTUAL TERM FOR INDUSTRIAL FABRICATION
AAAAA
LILI
YOU OUTNERDED ME
this is a different version of the butterfly dream than i remember...
honestly i thought we were talking abt
my legs think theyre worms
miss plums kicking her feet and shit
bet she gigglin too
im going to greeble ophelia
hells yeah
literally what the actual fuck r u talking about plums
restless leg syndrome
down to the beach im strolling
u got plums syndrome tbh
true
this mf always on he brat shit
i dont understand what u mean by calling me this
literacy 📉
i like chatting shit
ik what brat means
burns time during commute
i just dont know in what context he’s calling me that for
so i dont get accused of being weird when i make assumptions
plums playing 5d chess with a fucking rodent
yeah thats u
autism 📈
my sister thought she had that
turns out she was just autistic
they can come together
co morbidity
plums called me a rodent... its over chat... im never getting the digits...
the digits
as in social security number
rls isnt the leg kicking stim thing its when u literally cant sleep bc ur legs feel like they need to move
nah i alr got them
@toxic hawk peep my new jjk shitposts
I hate it
butter dog
3
no memes allowed
2
1
holy lobotomy
Gojo is pookie
Yessir
so much anime
Either from jjf or my own brainrot
Honestly 90% of jjf shitposts and comment screenshots would just get me banned from here
mods are slackin!!!!
cool animation style
lol
v bouncy
cuts a couple frames too early
jjk has some mental action scenes
do i watch the second season or the movie first?
im so far off that i laughed at this for reading mental action scenes
Gomen, amanai
season 1 -> movie -> season 2
I like Gojo
is anyone running a modded server and are okay with inviting new players in?)
Woody in this gif looks so damn sad 😔
I love gojo
Literally me
heres a video of me working out
You could switch movie with s1 maybe
thank. did they put that fight scene from yt in yet?
I mean they added nanami’s epico 4x bf
that just ends up being confusing for the viewer
season 1 provides the context to make jjk 0 great
黑闪
Yeah you’re right ig
if you were gonna watch jjk chronologically you'd have to start with season 2 as well cus of hidden inventory#
Also pretty sick I can type this with a Chinese keyboard and it would make sense in Japanese
Yippee kanji
im not sure what you mean
Don’t tell me you watched the ch235 animation before even watching the show
jjk has awful spoiler culture tbf
looking for a good modded server to roleplay
I’m killing you lil bro
I’m gonna wring your neck
Just
Fuckin
what happens if you're bitten off-script in rp
Read the channels
this one?
do you have to improv
Oh that’s a while away
w/ hakari
That’s culling games material
season 3 content
Gojo sensei wa.... shinda..
hype, i love dancing mfs in anime
Just read thr manga bruh
nah season 3 is likely going to go right up until ||meguna|| if it has the same run time as season 2
Hearing an Aussie shout “IM GONNA SKIN YOU” in the trenches of Ukraine on YT had me thinking… don’t mess with down under
Oh yeah you’re right
manga gives me a headache unfortunately
Also an insane cliffhanger to leave it on
Damn, sorry
literal peak fiction cliffhanger
It might also stop at ||Gojo getting unsealed||
jjk rarely hits a 10/10 for me but that would be a prime 10/10 moment
only one i ever managed to read all the way was fire pumch
I read plenty. I just don't ficus too much
read any webcomics? i love those
I read webcomics more than manga
PEAK
sakamoto days manga is eye candy
Hey do you read suicide hunter
Maybe, they're just comics in color right ?
If you don’t, do
If you do, are you caught up
And if you’re caught up have you finished the webnovel
yeah lol. ive read/am reading literally 2-300
I love gongja ❤️
i read ahead a little in the webnovel, im prolly not caught up 100% on the comic
Actual likeable non edgy dogshit protagonist in a webnovel?
Also you should read the author’s other work when you’re done
i feel like i could find a couple if i looked... but yeah they really like edgy mfers over there lol
“I’m an infinite regressor but I’ve got stories to tell”
Imagine yoo jung hyuk but not dogshit stupid and edgy
Actually don’t imagine yjh it’s a disgrace to compare my boy undertaker to that piece of work
i cant remember names u gotta remind me
Yjh is the regressor from omniscient reader’s viewpoint
Super edgy, kills just about anyone who annoys him
Awful human being who pretty much is the cause of his own instability
ohhh but hes not a protag
so that ones different
Yeah but he’s a regressor
A really stupid moronic main character regressor
Like he’s a major character
check out latna saga for protag with not awful personality
Will do
Honestly I still read slop ass webcomics just because I can
Gotta wash out my feelings of peak with mid yk
I can enjoy slop too
i could literally spend 2 hours recommending u shit lol
especially if u like ma
but my top 3 rn are the ember knight, absolute sword sense, heavenly demon cult simulation
oh and crazy demon but im sure u know that one
??????
Congrats


necesse when echo
lemme just get some food
8 course meal
i should get sushi soon
Echo can I come
i got a couple places near me
by the time u finish dinner kcd2 would be out
Echo please accept
come where
🏎️
Nyroom
chat ur gonna make me have to find something else to do...
poking with stick "do something" gif
lobbu
I have an idea, gaming
lobbu
nah i think ill just slam my head into the wall repeatedly...
Awesome
To your house so we can hang
you can have an 8 course meal
Awesome
what r u making
You're so valid echo
Is there pancakes too
Yes
R u procrastinating rn
say no more
AAAAAH YOU FUCKI

& drinking water?
Whoever downs 10 bottles of water in a minute wins 10 clams
I like Japanese food
shii ts bout make me nuh 💔
Everyone insisted on getting medium for the teppanyaki but ngl it was chateaubriand
So like
It’s not gonna be that overly rich if you get med rare
If we had the sirloin on the right I’d have agreed with medium over med rare but oh well
That marbling on that steak is spectacular
richy rich...
Like 1000 usd for just 300 grams
wealth beyond measure...
In Japan it’s just expensive
Not stupidly expensive
They lay some insane export taxes on wagyu man
they say money cant buy happiness...
Lie
Absolutely a lie
I’d be miserable if I were poor smh
Money just straight up decreases your worries

mo money mo problems...
As a poor person myself, yeah agreed
No need to worry about rent, to choose carefully what to eat within a budget, not need to literally limit shower times and temperature for heating fees
Deadass having rich parents makes this spawn worth it
im not really poor but we're below middle class
I’d have reset character already if not for being born to loaded parents
working class i suppose
(because your most significant concerns aren't related to survival, you have more of them...)
Ok so this is the scale I use
Do you get appetizers at restaurants
some ppl jus like food tho
Yeah fair
Honestly I don’t like wasting stuff either
If I get it I’ll finish it but yk
Like me 🗿
Food’s gotta be my favorite thing about life
Unironically
It’s why I learned how to cook too
unhealthy cultural ideal tbh...
unrelated but u single?
If I’m not full I’ll order more
Yeah 💀
ah i thought forcing urself to clean plate
Brother I play project zomboid and talk on discords to the point where I have like 230k messages in a server
Of course I’m single
🥺 check dms...
Nah bro ur cooked 😭😭
okay maybe not shoot your shot man
Also this will come in handy because I’m going to uni abroad
Professional chef
And I don’t want to eat out every day because that’s expensive and also honestly kinda tiring
Wolf pup goes hard
It’s over for you dawg you cannot be this desperate
You just cannot
Who needs gf when you got boys here acting so gay you will forget your single
;-; im so hungryyy
we outta milk so i cant eat cereal...
Some food I made over the years
...do you know how to cook?
I’m cracked at just guessing the temperature of steak to medium rare
ON GOD
The homies have my back
flan is great
not very well, i wont lie
dont need to check dms...
what were you gonna dm me about food for
i can't tell if serious
im a professional context misser im deadly serious
Shitposting about edating
yeah that
Oh right I made this too
Dude I’m cracked at just randomly guessing steaks to medium rare
looks divine
they cant even cook for you... whats the point...
0 timer, random oven temperature I thought of in a fever dream
opinions on sues vide?
Thanks
Gold standard
Sadly I don’t have a sous vide machine
So I settle for shittier sous vide (reverse sear)
i like reverse sear
It does grant a better crust but it’s harder to “marinate” the beef with just some butter and herbs
I mean it’s still good
thats where you out it in the oven?
It grants an amazing crust and requires fuck all preparation
nah it’s perfect for my steak needs
Low temp, only 90-95°
For a longer period
hi lily
Never been one for red meat but man it looks awesome
can you cook?
Around 30-50 minutes depending on mass and thickness
Thank you
Took me deadass years to nail the instincts
Actually that’s a lie it took like 3 tries in total before I started to do it well
@worldly forum
Holy wassup
Humblebragging is shit so I’ll just brag outright (real)
Bro just immediately dipped upon seeing light
i cant stand the idea of wasting steak so ive never learned
By 3 tries I mean I got it a little off
I’ve never gotten it mega off to the point where it’s unsalvageable
Im that cursed 
i am the watcher
If it’s too rare, just stick it in the oven for a while more
If it’s too done, you can’t save it
Always aim for a bit rarer if you’re not sure
uncook it...
I wish man
do you not have an uncooker
Nah I just don’t overshoot these days
teach me microwave steak, this shit is too complicated for me...
I’m allowed to have an ego for 1 thing and that’s being able to randomly deduce how long to cook a steak for
microwave steak sounds awful
single?
I genuinely don’t even know how long to cook steak for until I just get it in the pan or oven and start guessing
Ur genuinely so done for ffs
butter dog
what the fuck did i walk back into
dawg wit da butter
I actually have a spheal plushie
normal gen chat
yall wish u were househusband coded like me
this is the real wealth beyond measure...
i be fuckin it up in the kitchen
now need a massive one
Honestly I kind of want to get the huge 1m one
Yeah but it’s insanely expensive
pokemon plushes are so expensive
sorta
true
i can bake mostly
he just stares at me with judgement
It’s like 60k jpy or something
glorp
Yeah it’s 450 usd
i made some red velvet cupcakes with cream cheese frosting last night
Rip bozo I can’t get it
give me
give me some NOW
speaking of cooking, i tried making onion soup the other day
i wanted the little rock crab from whatever gen scarlet is but its like 200$
it was good soup
Mine was about 30 bucks but that’s a handheld spheal
pokemon merch is absurdly expensive
cash monies
So yeah, expensive
the frosting was a little too thick, and i need to get a piping set next time so i can properly frost them
but would you buy my onion soup gator
I do want the 1m diameter spheal though…
mostly cuz scalping...
Huge guy
Even the official site lists em as expensive
I mean just look at this thing
oh is that why people are selling pictures of a new line of gpus? LOL
pokemon center normal plushes are reasonable but they never ever in stock
It’s straight up a lore accurate spheal btw
i have squirtle and the build a bear mimikyu:)
Made to Pokédex specifications
nerds
tfym
nerds
Spheal’s just a bit of a chonker
noooo
now dance
i can’t send a gif so i can’t dance
try sending
👯♀️
click it... dwebble is peak plush...
greeble
looks like virus link to me
youll turn into ophelia

<@&671452400221159444> Hey, is there a german community manager/moderator?
why specifically germsn
💀
Good one
Pinged every single mod
we must rise up...
soon
give me ideas for stuff to cook this week
onion soup
Ur done bud
its cheap and tasty
pastina
or bread pudding
cook that steak in bread thing
alligator
bread pudding is nice to cook
beef wellington 😭
yeah that1
go do it you donut
u made that up 💀
sometimes my friends call me when theyre cooking and make me coach them
Pasta but make it cutesy
And yes it is raw
I like filet done pretty much uncooked
and you wont give me relationship advice?
i felt like gordon ramsay when my friend caught a fucking pan of oil on fire
If someone calls it raw I’ll hit them upon the head, because I fucking like filet bordering on uncooked
aint he divorced 💀
This looks like a cross-section of a rock
You FUCKING DONKEY
she started crying because i was screaming over the phone DONT FUCKING POUR WATER ON IT DONT FUCKING POUR WATER ON IT
its gator
she was abt to blow herself the fuck up 😭
oh i like chicken soup
very wholesome
A mineral rock actually, I guess
yes and i need a new wife to cook for and sometimes beat me up
How have people not taken basic fire safety information to heart
stressful situations require a calm voice
Fucking put a lid over it
no it requires me screaming at them
sigh... check dms.....
LMFAO
pastina
You made that website just now didn't you
idk what recipe i use but it’s really yummy
no????
lily tryna phish us...
i don’t even know how
checked my dms and all i see is lily ignoring me like usual
Likely story
fucking coward
wtf
You won't convince us pastina is real
still just the 2 spam requests 

i aint ignore shit fym
Bro got marked as spam?
That’s insane
You don't answer those? It's free comedy
does discord do that? ive never seen it
no i leave them there got 1 from 2021 i think lol
are u lily
I just bait them
is this an admission
Goodness
Exactly lol
Oh yeah man I’ll click on this link
two lily of the same pad
Absolute cinema
I got a guy to draw me a picture once after he lied & said he was associated with someone here who does art commissions
A prized possession
YOU SAID THE WORD
YOU BEAR THE CURSE
Oh fuck here we go again
Most people try to scam me for my steam inventory 💔
Since I have some valuable stuff there
get that ass sent to shadows of evil
I've never had that one, do they say they're gonna give you a free game or something
No, they’re like “I reported you to steam on accident for scamming”
guys i made one comment about cold sores the other day and then yesterday i woke up with one
i’m gonna kms
spheal boy is rich posting again...
Ohhh, I do remember seeing someone talking about that actually
“They’re gonna lock your account quick send your skins to this suspicious looking account so we can store it for you”
if they said a free indie game consider me fished
valid response

should i be panic


