#general_chat
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cus I got a massive list of the egregious and outright evil things that have been done in jesus' name
But slappy why did you say that thing about Christians lol
theres quite a few things thats been done under buddhism
like all religions
True true
but do we want to go into the history of religious fascism in chat?
no not rlly
i am a white american cis gendered male, who was raised in a christian household and i think christians have done the most harm out of any religion and they are the worst at following the teachings of their holy doctrine.
Ew fascism
real
you seem chill
- rep with me
i grew up in guangzhou, china, and like everyone is either christian or aethiest
I am still alive
i'm not sure what that means, but thanks, you seem chill too 🙂
its postive ahha
Ppl are losing faith and following the wrong paths. I see that more often as someone who isn't religious. Happens in every religion unfortunately and with Christianity being the largest it's obviously the most common ig
Either that or Islam
perhaps by land mass
2.4 billion follow christianity
unfortunately?
1.9 billion follow islam
well shit, excuse me
It can't be Buddhism
1.2 billion follow hinduism and 500 million follow buddhism
i apologize i was extremely mistaken
thats okay
Everyone makes mistakes
i thought christianity was the 3rd most popular
i remember one time in the nz census that enough people put "jedi" as their religion that it showed up in the national stats
AAAAAAAARGGG
they dont put aetheism on the list
nation wide prank
😭
or count the number of chinese christians
Daddy!
hello son
Christianity is becoming a huge thing in China
Hello
i lived there and there are so many churches
how have you been
there are americans with collanders on their head on official legal photos because they claim to be pastafarian
Very
ever since the taipang rebillion in the 1800s christianty has been growing huge
True
i had no idea christianity was big in china... that's really surprising and interesting
is winnie the pooh christian?
the americans brought it to us
Lmao no
The CCP doesn't like religion that much
then we had once of the largest genocidical wars in human history
there is that guy that convinced people he was the brother of christ in china
i didn't think so
that doesnt get covered in american education

WHYYYYY
taipang rebellion
Many things dont get covered by our education system
our own genocides don't really get covered by our education system
the trail of tears was barely mentioned.
and they made it sound like a sad hike
this was more recent than I thought lmao
well you guys didnt do the genocide, just an american missionary came to china to spread bibles, and a guy called hong xiquan started telling people he was the brother of jesus
WHY WHY WHY
hong xiquan is fun to say
i know a jesus but he's not my brother
then did a civil war against the qing dynasty and like 30 million starved to death
worse than the great leap forward
except we dont get taught about the civillian deaths from Mao
i learnt that in western education
i appreciate the knowledge
Why are Chinese genocides so messed up...
good to know these things
Like the numbers are always going into millions
but yeah, i love the teachings of jesus christ... seemed like a chill ass dude... like besides the table flipping and stuff... but that seems justifiable
his so called followers are who i have a problem with
I understand that. Some "Christians" are fucked up
i only follow the sounds of my tum tum to the shit house
problem with the bible is that there are so many verses that are bad and so many that are good that you can argue for hours if you pick and choose
even these i rebel
The old testament is crazy sometimes
if we enforced the old testament id get executed right now
almost like its an old as fuck book with a collection of local myths that shouldnt be upheld in anyway
wild
my clothes are different materials
the old testament is INSANE
Yea
the problem with people saying that the gaps in science are explanations for religion is that its implying the existence of religion comes from scientific ignorance
which is sorta against what they're trying to argue
funny how they expose themselves like that
i think id pull a jester move and say id want to be executed by old age

I'd want to get beaten to death by a 6'3 woman
then they just kill you anyways because you have different vegetables in rows next to eachother
That's how i wanna be executed
i remember when the higgs boson particle was confirmed there were some people in the scientific community talking about how the deeper they got into science the more they believed in god
but i was never able to find someone elaborating on that in a way i understood
what
more gaps, less explanations, more room for imagination
im in the academic field and thats not what happens HAHAHH A crazy
serendipity
patterns and the like
makes you believe in a higher power
once you see how things work in a fundamental level
swag
washington post (i think) published an article that aircraft were impossible, and god didnt will us to ever fly, and a week later the wright brothers did their first flight
whenever i see new research i dont think "damn must be a spirit" i think "damn we really figuring shit out"
either WP or new york times
when passenger trains first came out people swore that the human body would disintegrate at speeds above 20mph
i think they turn into believing that theres a god is because of how people got turned away from a sustainable clean energy
maybe this makes sense... at least as much sense as any other description i've seen
what does this mean-
wait, explain?
wdym
Nuclear power is clean and efficient
Apparently 1.5g of nuclear energy can power your entire life
Olive oil
I was on my bike to the faculty. Found a lady with a shepard. Asked to pet thr shepard. She was more than willing to. Shepard petted. My day is going great
i wonder if the water car story is real
the word
Toilet
pleger.
He coined that term by serendipity
The paradox
serendipitous
....
Fried bnuuy 
hot
im such a competent man
hi bee :]
raw, next question
im jealous

You're such a creative man
I will do that to you when I catch yo u
why zomboid eat me
Kcd2 tomorrow and invincible on Thursday 
why is cat staring
nintendo really is a money trap huh
first their games are always like $50+
they never go down in price cuz “nintendo games never go down in quality”
the switch itself costs like 500
and then online featured that may be crucial to the game are locked behind a subscription
so to summarise:
no deals
no fair pricing
no friends
ALL I WANT IS TO COMPLETE MY POKEDEX
WHEN IS IT ENOUGH FOR YOU PEOPLE
it’s all just one big cycle of buying
hey this pokemon is only available if u’ve played this past game
hey this pokemon is only available if you have pokemon home
TRADING? WHAT’S THAT???
HAVE A CODE INSTEAD
I CAN’T GET A SHINY CHARM WITHOUT PAYING? LIKE WHAT
LET PEOPLE EARN THEIR WAY INTO THE TOP
Damn I didn't know it was p2w
if u wanna 100% it then yeah
it is
some asshole decided to paywall trading, knowing full well that each generation of the game series has version exclusives
MEANING IF U DONT WANNA PAY A SUBSCRIPTION, U GOTTA FUCKIN BUY BOTH GEN GAMES
WHICH IS BASICALLY COMPLETING THE SAME STORY TWICE WITH A FEW CHANGES
did i just walk into a crash out
look im already giving nintendo money for extra box storage in pokemon home i dont wanna give them anything else
at this point i’m just gonna take a few coding courses and sign myself up for the palworld dev team just to spite them
i've hardly played anything nintendo in years
i wasn’t ever a nintendo kid, i only just got my first switch at christmas
i played like, 1 paper mario game, and one super mario bros game lol
platformers never peaked my interest tbh
i like exploring
and side quests
and hanging out in games with beautiful graphics
tormented knight wandering the woods
Like zelda?
i also dont wanna pay like £50 for mario
never played it
i mean, yeah kind of? idk much about zelda gameplay but when i asked my support worker whilst buying pokemon violet he recommended i abstain from it for now
the puzzles apparently wouldn’t be fun for me
i used to play genshin impact a lot, almost entirely for the slice of life gameplay
collecting items, making food, hanging out in my teapot realm
exploring places to take photos in
that used to be my hobby, taking pictures in that game
Yeah there are too many puzzles too
a game i enjoyed exploring in was ghost recon wildlands
Despite literally being a Pokémon, the only Nintendo anything I've ever played is Mario Kart Wii and SMG2
I have zero interest in Pokémon
Which I think is funny
We have a switch, but we haven't touched it in years and it was exclusively used for T99 and PPT
Nintendo games peeeeyough
She just like me fr
eugh
platformers are sick as fuck
R u fat
no
Go for it
hmmmm
im not sure, we're both older men, cant handle that food just before bed
The nearest mcdonalds to me is like
4 kilometers
Makes it a nice walk in the evening
i havent been to a macdonalds in years
understandable
evening walks are goated
I use the sewer to fasttravel to mcdoland
its also waitangi day so another public holiday which means people are out chilling
Hi good evening. I’m feeling a lot better now. Thanks this morning.
I think it’s from physical exhaustion and muscle pain. After my chores, my body couldn’t take it anymore so I fell asleep even when in pain. And woke up feeling a lot better. Still slightly pained but tolerable. Thanks so much again. 🙏🏻🫂❤️
Stinkfart
Mistershark
Ghoti
Lily
Cambrie
V3xxed
im glad you feel better only, still sucks about the situation with that asshole neighbour
hopefully you can rest today
I cant with that. Even when I’m on a diet. 😱
theres nothing there i enjoy
so i dont go
last time i went i was very high and i ended up throwing up in their toilets
Yeah, I call him “Mr. Prince” because of his air and entitlement. 🤣
Thank you. I will try resting again tonight. 🙏🏻
good nickname haha
Ahaha that’s one memory. Hahaha
Thanks again. I’ll chat longer when I’m a lot better. You also stay safe and well. ❤️
alr no worries only, stay safe as well 
cow cat
cow cat 
why
Hollow knight tier platformers peak me interest
Mario tier not so much
draw
why not both
My phone got stolen, i took so many baller pics and vids from tje weekend just to never even see tjem again 😦
hmmm good idea
zee was that new kurtis video extra funny or was i just sleep deprived from work

u good assaisin?
dunno bout u but it was hilarious
standard kurtis
real
skip reading
the logan paul sfx was fuckign hilarious
which one
is multiplayer a thing again yet ?
in what game?
No, im sadge now
wasnt there a thing in kcd2 where you pick hardcore mode and die in the main menu
pz . what else could mean ? 😄
do you play sea of thieves?
did you lose your account again assaisin?
phone got stolen
what the hell
I lost everything i own agaij
neat thing about technology is u can recover those
just change the passwords after relogging
No i cant, i lock everything to my phone number
And because of my incredible ability to learn from the past i never get a e sim
I just use good old fadhioned pre paids
nuthin wrong with that
can still do the thing
i HATE postpaids
dawg those sht are ass
Sus
turbo expensive for no goddamn reason
like
i dont even use mobile daa
data
ASS
Unless i can show them the bill maybe?
?
do u not get sim cards with ur ic
wait americans dont have nric do they
hes aus
do they not have that there
no
bruh
only singapore
think most of sea has national id card
I tried my very best i promise
Cant be done
I did
dont fuss about shit you cant change now
But my emails bound to the phonenumber
just start over
here have a cat pic
Its okay, coz i did the exact same thing this time, and am not planning on having somthijg happen this time
Yeh, but it sends a text to my phone

theres always another way
maybe im disconnected with how most ppl set up their stuff 
im kinda paranoid about these things so i always have a billion authentication methods
i can confirm that every auth method can be bypassed but if you have a fuck ton then most will just not try cause its too much of a fucking effort
in my experience this has made shit more difficult in the event my acct WAS hacked but ive had shit bypass my 2fa before
yeah you can get a spoofed number
like not being able to recover ur account cos u had 2fa 3fa etc. but the hacker just did some backdoor button press bullshit
nah
ooo what they do
damn, im curious
my credentials werent changed, never got any notifs, no anything i just woke up to an email that i pre-ordered $200 worth of games on my rent money

mustve still been shit
they didnt get to play them

probably a furry rpg
sry
all good mate
all this hacking stuff reminds me of a night i had when i was with frens
"pre-order" it was like two AAA games
HAHA
one of our doods had his google account compromised in real time
kinda pathetic
we spent the entire night helping his sht out

someone got my steam account once but all they did was send phishing links to friends and then use all my steam points
downed an entire pizza and 3 monsters in the last 2 hrs i feel so bloated
gamer feast
Stomach
braaaaappp
looking for which gamescos im curious now but i havea bunch of receipts for random rock band songs i bought while drunk to dig thru
gwt ur steam points back by ragebaiting on steam discussion forums
20 gazillion clown reacts
nah idgaf about the points but that is a good idea
if i feel like doing a little trollin
doesnt seem like the game for me
may thy blade crisp and shatter
plunge deez nuts in his mouth
does raven creek show up on the in game Map?
they ordered returnal, horizon: forbidden west, & dying light 2
huh
only one of these was actually available to play at the time & i got the transac reversed before it could feasibly be downloaded
today i will be putting down a oversized spider a 60 or so times
like what kind of L
ikr
but yeah i dont let anything save my payment methods anymore period
cos theres like nothing else actionable abt that nobody could even tell me how that happened they literally were like "thats weird" yeah????
i wanna try olives on a pizza
gotta see what the fuss is about
i like peppers on pizza the most though
is crunch
bro i dont like pizza and ive had olives on pizza befor
do you just get an xtra large cheese pizza every time
i rarely eat pizza
real
also real
cause no money
valid valid
i need to make my own pizza again 😔
olives add a savoury tartness to pizza
but different to tomato
im ngl olives are banger
the last time i made a white sauce it was so good i shouldve gotten a kill allowance for it
i like strawberry sundaes on top of pizza
im not an ice cream enjoyer
wait not on the pizza
yeah i think if i succeed at something that well i should just be allowed to murder someone its only fair
dont think ive had a sundae before
sundaes and pizzas
agree
fever,the giant spiders got hands
is ice cream
cerberus BARELY had hands
shouldve played a character action game instead
get clapped by numbers
its not even numbers its literally the mechanics
looked it up and i would hate it
like GOD I LOVE THE CLASSIC 'i am killing myself by killing this enemy' the minion
i dont like ice cream
vanilla soft serve always looked like white paint to me
have u had halo-halo
who
im allergique... but i would still try it
its better than ice cream imo
i'll bet
not all made of coconut milk
some use evaporated or condensed milk
depends on the shaved ice
why do demons like to eat souls like does it taste like apple juice?
imagine eating sugar
and the high you get from it
now imagine that, but with meth
yay a new wendigoon vod to GRIND to
now imagine youre a demon eating a persons soul
im going to instead imagine meth that u can eat & it raises ur blood sugar lvl
thres this chain called 'meet fresh' that makes the best/most affordable ones here. is gud shit
i see so they are drug addicts.
how crude
OH that looks so good
and they gain superpowers from it
theres one near me yay
if you eat enough sugar, youll be able to make stuff float around
a mountain of mango and a ball of vanilla?
ya
its shaved ice
mango shaved ice
is very
youre basically eating syrup but its diluted with ice so you wont feel that bad about it
theres no gong cha near me tho it looks like they might be on the east coast
ic
theyre popular here
im a basic man, i just get the black tea with pearls and jelly but shits gud
Watuh
i drink the water
it comes in different flavors
you dont drink enough water if you havent unlocked the other flavors
is there a dihydrogen monoxide flabour
discontinued in 2006
Distilled water 
water here is so chlorinated the process i went thru to make water that didnt make me gag at work taught me that water can go flat
i heard that the senate is thinking of passing a bill to discontinue the production of dihydrogen monoxide
actually naw ironman as one's first rs experience would be INTERESTING
one of many industrial chemicals that can cause death, from overexposure or ingestion
hellnaw
ive lived in places with shitty water; its fucking shit
i havent actually touched osrs ever
buying bottles of water 
ill be the goofiest goober on game night
ironman mode basically prevents you from trading on grand exchange
i forget where i lived that had good water
group ironman only allows you to trade with other ironmen in your group
i think somewhere in washington had good water
oh i thought its a one death deletion
nope thats hardcore ironman
lets do that one
were a group of iron hard men doing it hardcore
its not so bad if u get one of those filters u can put in ur fridge, the chlorine will evaporate over time
i only had to boil & aerate it cos i was on a time limit...
no pools around here
america doesnt have shit
we have too much shit not enuf water
the chlorine is prolly important im just not a fan of the lead
play the one that turns it into a gacha game
we outside
the lead

my favorite schizo is online again
the lead!
how it do eliana
anime haters can eat poop this is cool and will never not be 🤷♀️
i love sprinkling in that im lead poisoned nobody ever expects that one
that ones going to the rat shrine
i sent that before reading your chat HAHAHA
deranged as usual. i got like 2 hours of sleep LOL
oh dang, youre extra spicy today
just make sure to not pass out in public spaces
I lost perms 😦
HAHA
what aappen
whatd u do?
wdym huh
leave?
phone stolen
Naughty boy
it was me sorry
i didnt knew earlier that assaisin lost their phone
⁉️
i wanted to see what games you had on your phone
i cant return it since your clash of clans has 9 mill power points
how many idol gachas r on there be honest...............
Dont let my random heroes die
its ok id have to be in one for that to be a possibility. not. gonna. happen 🙂
saw a few apps we had in common too
Ty
no
chatting in the browser... deranged....
Xd
i do use browser sometimes
Lowkey psychopath tier move bro
i only use it on pc
well, i guess he really is one tho
Which is ironic
LOL
HAHA
wood gas is real mate
how many times do i have to tell you this
its a good source of fuel for camping
how do u think they make oxygen dummy
😎 im teaching the youth
youre doing this on purpose and yet im still affected
one lie at a time
like every good adult
Im just learning bro
you can tell them anything! and they just believe it! integrate it into their worldview, even!
dat cut a little too deep im afraid

I mean i assume it was grindr
facebook messenger
lmfao
But my only options to open it were either yt music or spotify
do ppl use that
So i couldnt actually open it
a lot yeah, i heard its more popular than the normal app
Also who tf uses sounds apps
am i that predictable
Like, i have grindr but i still have never heard its pings
wild
Just read memes of people hearing it and knowinf tje sound
True
I hope stinkname gets a minor case of kidney stones
why the fuck would you do this bro
promoting violence, banned
Kidney stones arnt violence
they wage war internally
thats actually pretty serious on the list of curses tho
I hope ophelia finds 20 dollars, but a friend immediately asks to borrow 20 dollars
Its kinda eat slugs tier
i dont mind that texture
Like, its not gonna kill you but its very rude
i gave lizzy the curse of down bad but no bitches, feels more reasonable to me
ok ok, I hope Stinkname stubs his pinky toe
not physically painful, at least
Hro
every 10 minutes
Speaking of no bitchew
what if i have no toes
anon just has fun randomly cursing me
I have merely put thought into minor curses
idk i guess im a popular guy
I pulled a girl at the bar this weekend right, the me her and a couple of mates made our way back to my place
summoning my gypst heritage
casting curses is fun tbf
animated wizard waving magic wand gif
pulled? is this a slapstick comedy act
One of my mates proceded to outclass me so hard she ended up with him instead, over the course of a detour at some other pub and a uber ride
yeah that one. ig he dont have a wand tho
I hope stinky discoveres an entirely new disease
its invisible
inside himself
i know what a hand gripping a "wand" looks like thank u
its a well known fact, a wizards staff has a knob on the end
doesnt every staff have that
indeed not
a bo staff doesnt
nah i turned it into that on account of my comedic genius
I hope stinky becomes even more lactose intollerant
he's gonna be lactose racist
Lactose clan leader
i mean if u consider lactose intolerance a scale of how much lactase u got then everyone can get more intolerant
Rude
sorry man
just take away some lactase
haha I saw that coming
i hate the taste and smell and texture
its not about the protein
cheese
oat milk I dont understand
i hate cheese too
hi plums
ive had oat milk, almond, chickpea, lentil, cow, goat, sheep, etc etc
oh boy
all milk is gross
hi
incorrect on both counts
nut milk
yes
Nu uh
only almond is good
gay.
Almond milk taste better pre milked
pre milked?
I hope stinky gets an ingrown nose hair
Just whole almonds
just normal almonds ig

beat u to ur own damn point, embarrassing
mlmlmlmlmlmlm
Um
command word come
Not on my screen
thanks plum, for contributing to the discussion once again
smoked almonds are best
fake news
Fuck
the texture of whole almonds is not so good
would u rather i start doomposting
):
Is that a new account
No
Did u get banned?
we all know ur gonna do it anyway...? y even ask
if anyone starts doomposting i get to kill them on the spot i have had it today
ouch
get ZAPPED
i do what i want
that or hornyposting
ZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT
plums has 2 modes
smote!
im feeling this one more tbh doomposting can only get so entertaining
Plum does do a lot of horny posting
Less doom posts tho
all my posting is horny doomposting
is this the famous character progression?
Shes growing
i think i’m going backwards
most of your recent chat is what kind of sandwich youre eating
what...what the fuck does this mean?
ambiguous disorder
Idk, if sangas arnt getting you horny what is.
i see
stinky checked the logs. truly, a scientist.
the only context i have for this is just what i know of it from a glance
um
real shit mate, ill rescind my comment
it was made by someone who watched the social network & came out of it shipping those guys but idk what ambiguous disorder means
?
🎶 baby you got me 🎶
then why did u post it xD u aint even know whats going on
u know what nvm
idk ): i cant help myself & im scared
maybe i have the ambiguous disorder & this is what it means?
posting disorder. its terminal 😦
can confirm
damn it *slams ur macbook*
macbook
eww apple
real gamers use lenovo thinkpads
i6ts a macbook this is an important detail bc that gif is from the social network
the movie this gif is from
tv show that liberals like i think
the mustache
Some prettt meh movie
i never saw it
good or bad
actually that might not be amacbook but im headcanoning it as a macbook
good
They try to pretend googles main motivation is helping peoplw
Which would of been good writing if it were intended as a comedy
thats hilarious
its got a lil light on the back so prolly
lilight
oh yeah i see it now. i was looking @ the side ports they feel beefy for a mac
y-you mean, corporations... dont have our best interests at heart? 🥺
welcum to night city
i think we should eat apple & degoo the gle
so is this horny posting or doom posting? 🤔
this sentence gave me a stroke
both
bit o both
plums why are you doing this
happy to do my part
the forbidden combination
What doom about night city
cuz i think its funni
i have better gifs we can talk abt
the youths
i dont understand this brand of gifs like
with all the sparkles
and effects
Its nice
its fun!
i know the song reference
erm, i heard union heads be buying fancy cars... so...
its overstimulating
it gives me early 2000’s vibes
yeah thats the point
chilchuck tims & his infamous big fancy car
Yeh but fancy cars for all
car is car
chikchuck tims is keeping cars from the other halflings
tf does any of this mean
r u even old enuf to drive ||/j||
honestly i cant be assed
i was just gonna ignore him until he went away...
im talking abt chilchuck from dungeon meshi
For a horny doomposter your inability to recognise class discontent is ironic.
do i need to reiterate my diagnoses
Idk, maybe
at this point it’s a bit
Im not sure what you mean
like someone saying i do graphic design
if what homekeys is typing is how the kids do class discontent nowadays ig im outta touch
except with me it’s i have autism
u should class DIS content 👈
im not out of touch
epic 😎
There still learning
am going to sleeps
mmm more numbers
weak...
its 6 am
same timezone pog
vroom
plums is rping a racecar again...
3 modes
im just filling up empty space tbh
truly, a woman of many faces
u should find a compelling img
& post that sometimes
better yet if its the same one i post then we move closer to milk holding unity in gen chat
Oh no my favourited gifs
PLEASE dont turn plums into a shitposter, thanks
gen chat if we all posted the same img
would that really be the worst thing i’d do tho
she would benefit so much from shitposting tbh
Plum shitpost more
no piture yet...
Show us your finest attempt at a green text
no im not funny
but like we have to set her on the correct shitposting path
no doomshitposting it will rot ur brain
doomposting is how i shitpost
Doom posting and shitposting are opposites tho
milk do /rank
Hot
y do u keep making new accounts anyways
u aint even a plungie
posting someone elses account like it mean something
Thats me 😦
proove it.
why do u keep making new accounts
im sober!
fellas a quick question for b41
how do you advance past the 'got generator and base' stage
me
Im the guy
like what are you supposed to grind?
imposter...
THATS GREAT BUT PLEASE TELL ME WHY UR MAKING THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE
im like this close to being able to change my dn to impersonate u
I SWEAR TO GOD
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