general_chat

[narrow rune]

Not a single letter in blood is in the word

[candid patio]

man i just realized you could troll me for hours by making some random squiggles and having me guess the non existent word

[lilac quarry]

me and puppers

[narrow rune]

No it is (VAUGELY) a string of three words

[narrow rune]

Are you the side eye or evil

I realized the last word looks like it has an extra letter whoops

[tender igloo]

hes th e left one

[narrow rune]

your the scared one cuz your a scaredy cat!!

[onyx igloo]

are you a left swamp or a right bog

[tender igloo]

did you know bull's balls hang lower depending on how hot it is

i wonder if you can tell the temperature

[karmic jetty]

wat

[candid patio]

its not just bulls...

[narrow rune]

not just bulls pooper

[tender igloo]

wait

lol

[narrow rune]

Yours do too

https://tenor.com/view/holy-moly-gif-2379897567703251318

[fathom igloo]

In the garage

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/african-kid-africa-thinking-calculate-hmm-gif-14333456070094555182

[narrow rune]

Not for long

[candid patio]

source: (spoilered because gross) ||i'm an old man who's balls have taken a swim in the toilet when i sat down to poop||

[tender igloo]

LOL

[karmic jetty]

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-toilet-here-gif-12742392

[fathom igloo]

Goodluck, locks and alarms are set

[narrow rune]

Like I can't just eat them

Isn't it past your bed time cambrie

[lunar sand]

If this works will i be able to reinstall the mod? It was only the journal one that I was using.

[onyx igloo]

im stealing it before you moe

[fathom igloo]

They’d be triggered first and police dispatched

[tender igloo]

are we talking about balls stiol

[fathom igloo]

It’s 7 pm

[narrow rune]

No, house alarms

[narrow rune]

No its 10pm

[onyx igloo]

||and balls||

[candid patio]

its 7 on the best coast

[karmic jetty]

go to bed!!! u r very eepy

[narrow rune]

Hour past her bed time!!!

[candid patio]

the best coast and the least coast

[toxic relic]

humans have this as w-

nvm

[fathom igloo]

Yes I know time zones exist

[toxic relic]

i saw you were corrected

[narrow rune]

Not when I'm here

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-peanut-gif-2213102149369146226

[marsh jay]

WHy doesn't exercising give me muscle strain?

[fathom igloo]

Ok, I go run now byeeeee

[onyx igloo]

take it and tell no one

maggy

[royal echo]

Can the server owner flip the server icon for a day?

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-the-feel-bro-i-feel-bro-sympathize-gif-14904343

[fathom igloo]

No.

[karmic jetty]

old

[fathom igloo]

Why? Because they don’t want to.

[candid patio]

it was a public toilet too... i felt like i needed to get a new pair

[toxic relic]

yikes dude

[karmic jetty]

[lilac quarry]

no no

more detail

[tender igloo]

ye ole dunky

slappydunkers

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/dunkaroo-snacks-nostalgia-gif-12540637

[tender igloo]

dude those are so good

[cinder dawn]

What is your age, sir? I am curious to know if it isn't much of an annoyance to you

[lilac quarry]

i miss the frosting

[narrow rune]

I hate Tuesdays

[candid patio]

damn its been like 25 years since i've had those

[karmic jetty]

wat is that dip

[lilac quarry]

dunkaroos

[tender igloo]

you can find them at walmart lol

but i think its just the white ones

[narrow rune]

Dunkaroos deez nuts lmao

don't ban me

[tender igloo]

lol

[toxic relic]

10/10

[candid patio]

i just turned old enough for my adulthood to be an adult.
old enough that my last birthday was the crossover point marking me being an adult longer than i was a child.

[toxic relic]

older than 33 at least

[narrow rune]

72

[cinder dawn]

I will have a guess

[candid patio]

exactly half that

[tender igloo]

42

[narrow rune]

27

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

[cinder dawn]

36

[toxic relic]

i was so correct

[cinder dawn]

ou yeah

[tender igloo]

wait 27

oh

[narrow rune]

Lmao no

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/megadeth-albums-gif-13958304670950194613

LET HIM BECOME A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[toxic relic]

after 30 you can tell the year based on how much your sack sags

[tender igloo]

count the wrinkles

like a log

[lilac quarry]

those album covers describe the age of slappyhands nuts

[tender igloo]

lol

[toxic relic]

megadeath is fire

[narrow rune]

Mixing love songs with classical music and then just garage rock is a insane combo

[cinder dawn]

Not for people who live in hot zones of the globe

[toxic relic]

you just need to account for the extra looseness mate

its all math

[lilac quarry]

who needs suspenders when you have a stretcher taint dangler

[narrow rune]

I want to live in the cold north forever like a wretched frozen witch

[cinder dawn]

Mines look old when its 43 celsius

[karmic jetty]

facelift ur balls

[toxic relic]

you can

[cinder dawn]

Pee is stored in balls

[toxic relic]

its a real procedurce

[toxic relic]

itll get worse

[tender igloo]

do they turn into a innard

[toxic relic]

barth

[lilac quarry]

kiss him for me

[toxic relic]

wouldnt you like to know

[narrow rune]

I was supposed to be productive and do art but instead I just put in both ear buds and desensitized

[tender igloo]

no fair

none of mine have horns

[toxic relic]

barth just cool

[tender igloo]

[lilac quarry]

can barth do tricks

[toxic relic]

only for geoff

[lilac quarry]

fuck geoff

I'll batter and deep fry geoff

[toxic relic]

they do play with yarn sometimes

its fun

[lilac quarry]

nvm i love them

[tender igloo]

Francis clan

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/war-war-calls-time-to-game-lets-play-cod-gif-22194896

[tender igloo]

[cinder dawn]

War balls

[candid patio]

i'm not sure what this is but i feel like it should be spoliered and marked nsfw

[karmic jetty]

thats a carpet

[cinder dawn]

Pubes

[lilac quarry]

it's like the people with trypophobia

[toxic relic]

lookin hydrated

[tender igloo]

U nasty

[toxic relic]

very cool

[cinder dawn]

I like to chew the honey wax with the honey

[toxic relic]

doesnt bother me ngl

[karmic jetty]

lokiel is evil

[lilac quarry]

ok that one was gross

[karmic jetty]

waow

[tender igloo]

ahahha

[cinder dawn]

Imagine rubbing someone with that

[last spoke]

That just made me feel ill

[tender igloo]

theyre springtails lol

[toxic relic]

when i see the holes i just think of bee hives

and honey

[candid patio]

Just gonna

Go ahead and

Cleanse the screen

[narrow rune]

How do people get the barcodes for Spotify songs what the freak

[karmic jetty]

slap someone and itll suction

[last spoke]

Hit share

[narrow rune]

Also slappy the image said "god is dead"

[toxic relic]

lookin silly and goofy

as they should

[narrow rune]

I'm sharin

[candid patio]

lol!!! 100% wasn't even close

[last spoke]

Meatball menu at the top right, then hit share, it should just be right there

[narrow rune]

You were close with the dread attempt

[cinder dawn]

I had a dream

and it gave me an idea

[narrow rune]

Thanks I was just bein dumb

[candid patio]

A little more eye bleach for those who need it

This is Bruno.

[last spoke]

No wait, meatball menu and scroll down

[toxic relic]

bruno looks serious

[tender igloo]

AWH so cute

[last spoke]

Then there's show Spotify code

[narrow rune]

Yeah I found it thank you

[karmic jetty]

bruno looks like a bowling pin

[candid patio]

that's his only emotion

[toxic relic]

bruno is confronting you about the personal loan you took out in 87

[candid patio]

he's disappointed by the number of pets he's received

[toxic relic]

you must re-evaluate the stock of [pets]

its too low this quarter

the accounting department is very displeased

[lunar sand]

Anything else I can try? The reinstall without the mods didn't work. Still has the error

[tender igloo]

what is the error?

[lunar sand]

It's a red box in bottom corner that says error and numbers that change every time. Starting at 34 and going up

[tender igloo]

can you open console.txt and relaunch the game until the error comes up and see what it say

C:\Users\fart\Zomboid console.txt is in tehre just incase

[candid patio]

Bruno REALLY likes snow

[tender igloo]

HES SO PRETTY

[silent copper]

I would die for him

[candid patio]

if you pet him a little, he'd do the same for you ❤️

[toxic relic]

i would go to war for bruno

[last spoke]

🟣When you get an error with mods, in the pause menu, the bottom right will have a "mods" button.
Click it, and it'll show a list of all the mods that have thrown errors.

[tender igloo]

lol wait really

[silent copper]

I love him already

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-gif-4762800

[rain mango]

this game makes me go boing boing

[lunar sand]

Still looking for it

[last spoke]

🟣Yeah, the button lists all mods, any that have thrown errors highlight red.

[silent copper]

How game make go boing boing if there isn’t a jump feature

[rain mango]

[lunar sand]

I have no ui. Just the background pic and that error box

[tender igloo]

open thart

[fleet marten]

Thart

[candid patio]

can you believe he was a rescue they picked up off the street? he also seems like he was abused because he's terrified of people carrying things... pillows, cardboard boxes... anything

[narrow rune]

Yippie

[toxic relic]

i will wage war on his enemies

[candid patio]

❤️ same

[heady basin]

NO ONE EXPECTS THE BITCH IN THE BUSH

[icy vigil]

I do

[heady basin]

im removing ur fins

no more swimming for u

[nova socket]

Does anyone have the Jerry Lawler "hear color" meme?

[icy vigil]

Why would plums do this

[candid patio]

he somehow picks up on if a stranger is making me uncomfortable and will growl at them, but he's super friendly to everyone else

[heady basin]

it’s funny cuz hearing colours is actually a thing

[toxic relic]

this made my day

[worldly forum]

synesthesia go brrr

purple is mostly string instruments

[narrow rune]

Holy SHIT that transition

[toxic relic]

i too am a stroker

[candid patio]

that was buttery. pandora has some solid gold moments like that for me

i'm an old man and i spent 15 years perfecting my pandora stations, i can't switch to spotify

[narrow rune]

I got top 0.5 stroker

[silent copper]

Professional stroker right here

[narrow rune]

I'm too invested in Spotify atp

[candid patio]

i recognize spotify is a better platform

[narrow rune]

Going through my entire playlist and picking the ones I want to do for a little art project I'm making

[candid patio]

i don't see any cage the elephant or arctic monkies

[lunar sand]

Saw an amd error in the console so updated that and trying again atm.

[narrow rune]

That's later in the playlist

[lunar sand]

I use pandora. ONLY bc I have a hack that dls the music to my phone

[candid patio]

perfect

[narrow rune]

I got 8 hours in the playlist to pick from songs

Trying my hardest not to just get distracted listening to every song though

[toxic relic]

cage the elephant

[heady basin]

ai is a marvellous thing

i can have anime characters answer maths questions whilst roleplaying a street fight all at the same time

[toxic relic]

you can do that with your mind as well

[fleet marten]

That's crazy

[narrow rune]

I can do that with substances

[toxic relic]

its called roleplay

[heady basin]

true

[narrow rune]

Buncha code ain't replacing me

I got a hammer

[heady basin]

i have something known as adhd
it makes staying on track hard

[toxic relic]

code and atoms are the same

[lunar sand]

I wanna upload like in Pantheon

[narrow rune]

Not when I have a hammer

[toxic relic]

i can kill you with a hammer too

same thing

[narrow rune]

exactly

[toxic relic]

so my point is true

[heady basin]

im vibrating leisurely

[narrow rune]

Random code attack!

[toxic relic]

valid

[heady basin]

gyrating some might say

[narrow rune]

making an art project of music than forgetting I got like 15 songs with titties as the album cover

[wraith bolt]

the double helix vortex's are much more interesting though

[tepid star]

anyone figure out how to get livestock to destress. im tempted to try andd put wine in the water trough and smoke around then to try and help, lol

[toxic relic]

shoot in the area

they also get distressed when zombies are around iirc

but shooting a gun in the area does it consistently

[candid patio]

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 🗣️ 💩 💋 🖐️

name that song

[lunar sand]

ERROR: General , 1738640006952> ExceptionLogger.logException> Exception thrown java.lang.RuntimeException: Object tried to call nil in onKeyPress at KahluaUtil.fail line:82.
ERROR: General , 1738640006952> DebugLogStream.printException> Stack trace:
java.lang.RuntimeException: Object tried to call nil in onKeyPress

[static hedge]

I wish u can distract zombies by throwing objects and it will get their attention to move to another spot

[lunar sand]

This is what I get

[wraith bolt]

only song i know by them is aint no rest for the wicked

[candid patio]

by far their most famous, but not that one

[polar kernel]

i smoked an entire pack of camel golds within a 6 hour span on saturday

needless to say i think life is at an all time high

[wraith bolt]

Camel Red's 4 the win

[tender igloo]

need to see whole log

[tepid star]

Yeah, I know what causes them to get stressed. there's been no zombies and no shooting around them for a month. And they're still stressed.

[candid patio]

a long time favorite of mine ||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlSCNH_6zWA||

[wraith bolt]

is there signs of abuse...the bad kind?

[toxic relic]

ahh i missread the question

hmmm

not sure, if theyre fed and have water i dont know

[wraith bolt]

I'm a vet therapist...only $55/hr

[toxic relic]

do you have animals that fight each other?

[tepid star]

nope

just cows

[toxic relic]

no fucking idea man

[tepid star]

no bulls

[toxic relic]

then i have no idea sorry mate

i would just debug and remove the stress at that point ahah

[tepid star]

no worries, thanks.

[wraith bolt]

I'm gonna do an animal wellfare check...what server ya on?

Oh he ran...sus

[narrow rune]

https://tenor.com/view/there's-so-much-spongebob-there's-so-much-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-ted-gif-9562740820304232710

[wraith bolt]

It's what it was built for

[toxic relic]

gud shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iECixGaKVk4

i really liked the instrumentals on this one

[lilac quarry]

great song great album

[toxic relic]

real

[shrewd lynx]

Would recommend Bazzite

[narrow rune]

@candid patio I'm like a good chunk through so far

[toxic relic]

their debut album was sick too

[candid patio]

some good stuff in there. a lot i don't recognize.

[narrow rune]

https://tenor.com/view/boobs-theres-so-much-theres-so-much-boobs-gif-10004690999277195607

[lilac quarry]

thank you happy birthday was so good

but yeah their debut was so great

[toxic relic]

[wraith bolt]

I smel tacos

[narrow rune]

Hi lomelk

[lilac quarry]

hey toe

[narrow rune]

die

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-gif-12256655659672538621

[wraith bolt]

that almost looks like we who are about to die

[tender igloo]

happy birthday

[narrow rune]

That's what I thought

[candid patio]

that was a new one for me. its a bop for sure. its neat how it sounds a little bit like a lot of very different bands from them, but still like them

[toxic relic]

ye ye

[jovial latch]

I love Minecraft

[toxic relic]

i enjoy their older music as well but im glad theyre still jamming out with the same style except evolved

[toxic relic]

never played it

[narrow rune]

Seether Disclaimer 2 is such a good album

[wraith bolt]

I appreciate games that let me be super creative for my work

[jovial latch]

so fun

made a fun house

In side of mountain

[toxic relic]

im not paying for minecraft in 2025

[wraith bolt]

I like seven days to die for similar reasons as minecraft

[lunar sand]

I had pmed it to you bc i didnt want to spam up chat with it. if that is cool. i can send here if not

[candid patio]

i aint the one

[tender igloo]

dm to me and i can try and look and send me console.txt

[lunar sand]

oh lol my bad xD

[tender igloo]

lol

slapppy help gosh

[toxic relic]

being helpful?

online?

heresy

[candid patio]

i like to be helpful but that's not my area of expertise.

[lunar sand]

I smoke guys sorry xD

[wraith bolt]

closed mouths dont get fed though

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

nw mate

odd thing to say

[candid patio]

please don't smoke me

[toxic relic]

sorry i dmed the wrong person my leg broke

[lunar sand]

Lmao i feel like that pic atm xD

[fleet marten]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092213297765429350/1302112171500638229/him.gif

[narrow rune]

Got it all @candid patio @

The real pain will be cutting and gluing it all

119 songs so far

[candid patio]

cool!

[lilac quarry]

what are you doing

[narrow rune]

doin. A little project of every song I enjoy this year

[candid patio]

i'm just thinking about how i only learned about arctic monkeys from a dan le sac vs scroobius pip song

[narrow rune]

Gonna make it into a scrap book

Gonna be lots of writing and gluing and cutting

[heavy ivy]

🟠 i love how this just randomly appears now

[narrow rune]

I think you'd like this too @upper pebble

[spice ether]

OY OY Naruto

[vital marten]

My house is 27c… winter is over now

We are in spriunmmer chat

[tepid star]

solo, lol

[karmic jetty]

row row ur boat song
life is but a dream
what the heck is their problem

[toxic relic]

the song has themes of absurdist and nihilist philosophy and is a commentary on the meaninglessness of life

[karmic jetty]

yes

[restive pollen]

row row row the boat gently down the stream

[restive pollen]

Merrily merrily merrily

Life is but a dream!

[inner geyser]

new to the game is there some server i can join thats active

the server list is dead

[toxic relic]

its dead fellas

we cant play anymore

[inner geyser]

?

[toxic relic]

game has 0 active players

[restive pollen]

Lmao as if it could get players

The servers were shut down a while ago

Only solo play is possible right now

[inner geyser]

seriously?

[toxic relic]

yes

[restive pollen]

It was too niche of a game

[fleet marten]

F

[lilac quarry]

for B42 yes

[toxic relic]

no

[lilac quarry]

B41 is still very active

[inner geyser]

im on b41

[toxic relic]

wrong

dont listen to the mod

[lilac quarry]

#1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028

[inner geyser]

and steam says 27k active

wdym

[toxic relic]

nasko cranked the server window down 3 years ago

where have you been

[last spoke]

🟣In game server browser is completely useless, it just picks 5 completely random servers.
You'll wanna browse #1019737819981283459 or #1019725562337579028 to find places to play with others.
Though if you're new to the game, Solo is advised to get a foothold.

[restive pollen]

Lokiel why is the thing around ur pfp sniffing its own farts

[inner geyser]

i have 50 hours in game

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

[last spoke]

That's stinkums

[lilac quarry]

I don't make the rules

[inner geyser]

i just want a active server

[toxic relic]

ok bro

[heavy ivy]

comedy
the only discord decor that leon will ever purchase

[gaunt nimbus]

The Game

[toxic relic]

flavour

[fleet marten]

Lmao

[last spoke]

🟣And both a mod and Mrp have told you where to look.

[inner geyser]

i am

[toxic relic]

am

[inner geyser]

i was just stating a statement

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/am-am-ihnmaims-ihnmaims-allied-mastercomputer-hate-gif-3792826578129949285

[last spoke]

🟣Whole lot of stating desire as opposed to pursuit of it

[inner geyser]

that to complicated for me to understand

[toxic relic]

bro cant comprehend anything that isnt mr beast talk

youre being ohio for yapping too much

[restive pollen]

KISS FROM A ROSE ON THE GRAVE

[last spoke]

🟣You're talking here, not looking through the channels you were pointed to.

[toxic relic]

the rizz is in #1019737819981283459 or #1019725562337579028

[candid patio]

hell yeah... from a survivor zed i stopped the car to fight on the way home

[restive pollen]

Ignore these weirdos, theyre geeked, just go through server rec channel or looking for group if you want a smaller game

[lilac quarry]

the gyatt you 're looking for is elsewhere

[restive pollen]

Game is boomin rn

[last spoke]

This somehow made me feel even more ill than the Trypophobia bait Kiel posted earlier

[toxic relic]

mans elvolving into the ultimate ranger

[restive pollen]

Metro

Boomin

Aha

[heavy ivy]

🟠 baller, foraging IV and V are so nice to have even on ranger characters

[restive pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/ba-dum-tsss-drum-band-gif-7320811

[half kettle]

i have no motuh and i Must scream

[toxic relic]

im an evil man

[last spoke]

Hai Ember

[heavy ivy]

the pain main in hole form makes bees insides (or lack thereof) hurt :(

[restive pollen]

Bro

[candid patio]

the xp boost is so big it takes longer to read the books than to get to 10

[restive pollen]

Every day on the bus home I’m dying

[heavy ivy]

🟠 yooo i am so fucking sleepypilled

[restive pollen]

Literally my shirts can’t last more than a day

[heavy ivy]

🟠 hewoo :3

[restive pollen]

I’m literally soaked

Australia is hell

[last spoke]

Then go bed holy shit

[inner geyser]

buy a temu ac

[last spoke]

Y'all don't gotta adjust to our schedule y'know

[inner geyser]

75 day shipping

[heavy ivy]

🟠 thankfully more soul tired than actual tired, the body's doing fine atm

[last spoke]

Speaking of buying, we should get around to ordering those PC parts

[restive pollen]

The entire top half of my shirt is legitimately sticky and visibly wet

It’s hell rn

[karmic jetty]

huh

[restive pollen]

• I actually have to do stuff outside so

[last spoke]

🟣"We?"
You're the one procrastinating

[karmic jetty]

[last spoke]

Mean to meeee ;-;

[inner geyser]

stop drinking water and you wont sweat as much

[heavy ivy]

🟠 go go gadget group pronoun causing the ire of multiple system members :3

[restive pollen]

Nah u got it mb g

[heavy ivy]

you're one to talk

[last spoke]

I love representing the collective's problems (the problems are all mine because I'm lazy)

[restive pollen]

Zeerol is shocked that people can sweat more than a few droplets

Don’t you live in Malaysia?

That place is very humid AINT it

[heavy ivy]

🟠 yoooo for real :3
most problems are my fault™️ and everyone else has to deal with the Consequences

[inner geyser]

i live in america and its perfect

[last spoke]

I fuck around, the rest find out

[inner geyser]

24/7

itll rain someimtes

[karmic jetty]

im an indoor goober

[last spoke]

Bold claim outta context

[inner geyser]

thats about it

[heavy ivy]

🟠 side note I love putting unexplained Emphasis on words, to imply something menacing is looming

[karmic jetty]

also im in the east!!!

colder here

[last spoke]

Big fan of Emphasis

[restive pollen]

*I love putting unexplained emphasis on word to imply Something menacing is coming

Something…

Is COMING

[last spoke]

⬜️hehe

[restive pollen]

NANANANANANANAAAAAAHHH KISS FROM A ROSE ON THE GRAVE

[heavy ivy]

🟠 hello weast coast here and I wish to become one with the ocean and leave this wretched place for the cool, somewhat salty waters

[karmic jetty]

need more philosphical nursery rhymes like row ur boat

[restive pollen]

weast

[heavy ivy]

🟠 jokes aside the ocean is really nice and I like it

🟠 y'know, weast, the opposite of east?

[last spoke]

Riv's influence spreads

[icy vigil]

ba ba black sheep

[inner geyser]

spoken like a true west coastian

[heavy ivy]

🟠 the rot the rot the rot consumes

[icy vigil]

a nursery rhyme about discrimination

[karmic jetty]

INDEED

[icy vigil]

god fucking damn it google is crediting it for cocomelon

[heavy ivy]

🟠 what does it mean to be a... west, coastian, do tell

[icy vigil]

this is historical revisionism

[heavy ivy]

🟠 we must go back in time to prevent baby shark from ever being produced

[karmic jetty]

how could they do this

[inner geyser]

your from the west coast

its self explainatory

[icy vigil]

baby shark is a national treasure

[heavy ivy]

🟠 i know a lot of people here who dont want to become one with the ocean though

[heavy ivy]

blows you up with mind

[karmic jetty]

baby shark need more subliminal messaging

[inner geyser]

are they from the west coast?>

[heavy ivy]

🟠 unless they forged their birth information yea

[inner geyser]

cuz i know of a few people who do

[last spoke]

Bee, I'unno if you've got the mental capacity for that I'll be real

[heavy ivy]

yeag
blows up shar with eXPLOSIVS

[inner geyser]

?

[last spoke]

That works

[heavy ivy]

🟠 it sounds you have a statistical anomaly in your data set

[restive pollen]

idk either sometimes

[icy vigil]

yeah man fuck shar

kill whatever it is

i love sharks tho

[inner geyser]

im not the one with a glitch in there system dude

[restive pollen]

Flake is amazing

[inner geyser]

im tryna dicipher half of what you say like its binary code

[restive pollen]

I know it’s probably killing sharks by the dozens per flake

But I don’t care it tastes good

[icy vigil]

what

what flake are you talking about

[heavy ivy]

🟠 what glitch? I'm functioning at 120% capacity, also binary is pretty easy to read, it's literally just exponents of 2 mapped to a number

[karmic jetty]

mmm tea

[last spoke]

🟣Well there's your problem, you're trying to read binary for some reason when the presented text is just English.

[heavy ivy]

🟠 this. you might want to reinstall discord, sounds like a problem with your client

[restive pollen]

? In Australia at least, you can get something called flake at fish n chips, and it’s fried shark fin

[inner geyser]

at 120% your prown to malfucntion and thats onbviously the case

[restive pollen]

Very Delish

[inner geyser]

shark fin

thats illigeal

[heavy ivy]

🟠 I am not prone to malfunction, malfunction is prone to Me

[icy vigil]

i thought you meant bonito flakes

[last spoke]

🟣Flake is shark meat
Flake is also a chocolate bar

[karmic jetty]

flake is also ur skin

[last spoke]

🟣You can tell which one Mrp prefers

[inner geyser]

my skins flaking

cold weatjer

[last spoke]

🟣Hopefully

[inner geyser]

weather*

[restive pollen]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flake_(fish)

Flake is so good

It’s probably bad for the environment but omg it’s so good

[last spoke]

🟣Fish fingers is probably actually just flake 99% of the time

[heavy ivy]

🟠 go go gadget oh god oh fuck a social knowledge check (immediately completely overthinks it until brain explod

[restive pollen]

That I did not know actually

[heavy ivy]

🔵 isn't flake a rimworld drug too?

[restive pollen]

I’m guessing the game is talking about something other than shark

If it’s a drug

[last spoke]

Flake is just roughly refined Psychoid

[heavy ivy]

🟠 shark meat could be heavily hallucinogenic on the rim worlds for all we know

🟠 OH YEA we just made it all into tea

[inner geyser]

ima quit zomboid and just play cs dude, this mp shit is hard

[last spoke]

Or well, less refined Yayo

[karmic jetty]

chat i woke up this mornin with a sock clippy thing on my ear what the scallop happened

[inner geyser]

unless your just playing with a friend

[restive pollen]

Yeah I typically don’t like servers either, they’re restrictive, but multiplayer with a couple of friends is ok

[inner geyser]

make it simple

[last spoke]

Psychoid can be brewed into an energising tea, refined into flake which gives a very brief but intense high, usually a combat stimulant, then yayo is just cocaine

[karmic jetty]

i only play zomboi rp serbers

[last spoke]

Like there's no subtext to it, yayo is just cocaine

[onyx igloo]

You gave me ptsd of that one pd2 mission where your robbing a dudes mansion

[inner geyser]

solo is just gettting old, if the game focoused more on having a healthy server list i think it would hellp a lot

why not do that lmao

[karmic jetty]

watchu yappin about

[heavy ivy]

🟠 tea for the bnuuy colonists so they dont die from medical comas, flake for early money, yayo for capitalism in the end

[last spoke]

🟣There are a pretty large list of active communities, no?

[inner geyser]

why tf doesnt the game have a normal server list like every other game ever made

its not hard

[last spoke]

🟣Dunno, but there are alternatives, just use them instead.

[icy vigil]

the devs are actually actively trying to make your experience worse

[karmic jetty]

good points but this is genchat bud

[onyx igloo]

What happens if you make weed into tea

[karmic jetty]

we dont really care!!!!

[inner geyser]

i starting a conversation in gen chat

i dont care that you dont care

*im

[karmic jetty]

fellouf

[last spoke]

🟣Oh goodness, this is genchat isn't it?

[inner geyser]

im kms

[heavy ivy]

🟠 go go gadget tactical misdirection (throws thirteen flashbangs)

[last spoke]

🟣Hi, Mrp's not in genchat often

[inner geyser]

in game

wtf

[heavy ivy]

🟠 yeh welcome to gen chat, nice to have mrp here :3

bee is happy to see mrp friend!! :D

[karmic jetty]

this the first time i heard an alphabet song where x is box

instead of sumthin silly like xylophone

wait im wrong

[last spoke]

Yeah I don't think Xylophone is a good example of the sound most people are used to an X making

[karmic jetty]

this a phonics song

which makes more sense

[restive pollen]

Why are you listening to an alphabet song

[karmic jetty]

im surrounded by bebehs

[restive pollen]

???

[last spoke]

🟣What's got you confused?

[icy vigil]

zeerol

[restive pollen]

Oh are you with your siblings?

[karmic jetty]

niece and nephews

[icy vigil]

I FUCKIN KNEW IT

[restive pollen]

Ok cool

[karmic jetty]

im an unc

[last spoke]

Wouldn't you be an aunt?

[icy vigil]

unc is cooler

[last spoke]

Zee genderfluid?

[icy vigil]

clearly

[karmic jetty]

im an goober

[last spoke]

Omg meee

[restive pollen]

an

[last spoke]

Hey guys, do you think I'd make for a good PNGtuber?

[karmic jetty]

kcd2 in 12 hours rahhhhhh

no slep tonite

as written

[last spoke]

Can I make a proposition for the meantime

[karmic jetty]

wat

speaketh thy mind

[heavy ivy]

scarf good png tubr

[onyx igloo]

goddamn sweaty palms

[restive pollen]

Sweaty everything man

[onyx igloo]

I keep washing them but it keeps coming back

[restive pollen]

It’s like

38

Degrees Celsius

[onyx igloo]

38 what

Oh

[karmic jetty]

bro is boiling

[onyx igloo]

I'm not

It's only like 40 Fahrenheit

Why sweat

[karmic jetty]

translate that to real units

[onyx igloo]

Body confused

[onyx igloo]

No

Figure it out

Cold

[karmic jetty]

lame

stinky

i dont want ur sweaty palmed units anywya

[onyx igloo]

I'm going to your house

I will grasp you

[karmic jetty]

illegal

[half kettle]

grasper.

[karmic jetty]

hardly know er

[onyx igloo]

The palms of my hands will meet with your skin pal.

[half kettle]

lewd?

[karmic jetty]

arent u a fetus

[onyx igloo]

No.. in an offensive manner

Like the middle finger

[half kettle]

yo?

[vocal pagoda]

im confused, why cant I use my mods in build 41 anymore.

its been a while since ive played

[burnt urchin]

Breb

[vocal pagoda]

Would like to set up a mp server for my friends but hung up on this

[fleet marten]

Breb

[karmic jetty]

love when berb does that

[last spoke]

🟣Many have been updated to support B42.
Mrp's assuming this was done in a way that breaks compatibility with B41

[last spoke]

🟣At least in several cases, not necessarily all of them

[tall glen]

I have returned from work

I stopped and got sandwich fixings

its a smoked ham with mustard and mayo and cheese

and spicy sweet pickles

[karmic jetty]

why does the sammich need fixing

was it broken

[tall glen]

it wants to be a better sandwich

[karmic jetty]

u can improve what is not broken

[tall glen]

also I used the japanese mayo

its all I use now

I have been converted

[karmic jetty]

mayo ew

[icy vigil]

chicken

add chicken

🤤

chicken ham 🥺

[half kettle]

turkey.

[tall glen]

hams the cheapest

so its what I got

dont ask me about roast beef

I'm not Rockefeller

[toxic relic]

mayo is gross

use dijon or tzatziki

theres so many sauces bro

expand ur horizons

[onyx igloo]

what if I mix all the bottles together

[torn dome]

Japanese mayo is bomber

[onyx igloo]

My horizons will be expanded to godlike tiers

[stiff salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/aintnoway-gif-26881270

[onyx igloo]

Embed fail

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/aintnoway-gif-26881270

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

vats

or something

idk i don't play much fallout

[fleet marten]

What's your level

[onyx igloo]

Bob

[candid patio]

i just heard that the plane that caught fire on the runway last week... the crew initially told the passengers to remain seated

you got me fucked up if you think i'm going to remain seated on a giant flaming can of gas

[last spoke]

Where y'gonna go? Out into the flaming tarmac?

[candid patio]

i'm poppin one of those slides out... the tarmac wasn't on fire the wing was... you know, the wing where THEY KEEP THE FUCKING GAS

anyone who physically tries to stop me is trying to murder me and i'm gonna use all 4 limbs, my head, and my teeth to get off a LITERAL BOMB WITH A LIT FUSE

[heavy ivy]

🟠 plane fires are quite spooky

[last spoke]

Look if a barrel with fuel caught fire, I'd rather a full one than a near empty one

[candid patio]

put me on the no fly list and send me to prison for faa violations idgaf, i'm doin everything i can to get off...

[heavy ivy]

🟠 my brain was thinking of military planes, the jets and the like
commercial airliners prolly have a contengency for that

[candid patio]

some bean counter was like hrrrm those slides are pretty expensive and single use... we can take the risk and try to put the fire out before the plane explodes, tell them to remain calm. turn on the fasten seatbelts sign

[last spoke]

I'unno man, if the wing is on fire, the last place I'd wanna be is using the slide that goes over the wing

[torn dome]

You open that door and people will push you out into the void before anything gets deployed. Gotta keep people from panicking

[candid patio]

i'll take the fall vs getting burned alive in a firey sardine can

[last spoke]

I think the worst thing you can do is panic in a scenario they literally have crews on hand 24/7 to handle

[torn dome]

I think it’s a big old 💩 🥪 either way

[candid patio]

i appreciate your attitude but i'm not ever going to listen to someone who is potentially condemning me to die in a fire. passengers were literally looking out the window and seeing the flames on the wings. there are emergency exits away from the wings.

they did eventually deploy the slides and evacuate the plane

but that was precious seconds or minutes

[ivory grail]

I'm gonna go on my villain arc if I don't get a restful sleep

[simple bear]

Can yall see that left most bottom line

[candid patio]

I literally have no way to answer this question

which line is the most bottom

there are so many lines

[simple bear]

The reds

Next to T

[candid patio]

this appears to be the bottom most line

[last spoke]

Leftmost? Yeah

[random nova]

yeah

very faint

[candid patio]

this line? yes. 100% i see it.

[last spoke]

Faint, but definitely visible

[simple bear]

Aight I gotta schedule my MEPS drug test

[heavy ivy]

🟠 thats a positive fo sho

[candid patio]

that is neither the leftmost or the bottom most

[simple bear]

I feel its more visible in person

[candid patio]

is that a weed test?

[simple bear]

But could be gas lighting myself

[candid patio]

are you joining the military?

[simple bear]

Yea

[candid patio]

don't do that

[last spoke]

Looks like a Covid test

[candid patio]

its not too late

[simple bear]

I am going in as nuke

[candid patio]

sure you are

[simple bear]

75k signing bonus

[simple bear]

If its not nuke in meps i wont sign contract and will leave

[candid patio]

you ready to dishonorable discharge if they give you a different assignment after basic?

[simple bear]

Nuke is high demand

They only do that for low asvab

[candid patio]

also are you ready to be a bilge pump cleaner and have a hot bunk that you share with 2 other guys and be submerged for 50+ days at a time?

[simple bear]

I got almost perfect

[simple bear]

Not going sub

Sub is volunteer

Going carrier

[candid patio]

there is no volunteered. there's only voluntold

[simple bear]

Nah

[last spoke]

I don't think people are gonna tell a nuke how to do its job

[candid patio]

well i tried. good luck and i hope i'm wrong and you get everything you want out of your service and you come out better from it

[last spoke]

Nuke job involve
Go over there
Explode bigly

[candid patio]

i know a few people who were nukes and you mostly clean pumps

[last spoke]

Seems like a waste of a warhead

[candid patio]

its transferable experience and looks good on a civilian resume

but you aren't really a nuclear reactor engineer

[last spoke]

I don't think a nuclear warhead has much opportunity to transfer experience

Those things tend to be single use

Unless some serious developments have been made very recently

[candid patio]

maybe one of us is misunderstanding things. I was under the impression that "nukes" were people who are responsible for the nuclear reactors that power submarines and aircraft carriers

not people who handle nuclear missiles and warheads

[karmic jetty]

why would u join military

[last spoke]

When I hear "going in as a nuke"
You're gonna like be the nuke y'know

Like

[candid patio]

i do have a 100% success rate of passing thc tests that I shouldn't have passed if you want some tips. @simple bear

[karmic jetty]

steal someone elses piss

[last spoke]

You study for your drug tests too?

[icy vigil]

facebook has been giving me

massive cringe attacks lately

[last spoke]

Solution: Stop using Facebook

[simple bear]

how so

[icy vigil]

oh i dont, but i do share my art there every now and then to show to friends

[candid patio]

lol i studied the chemistry of them quite intensely

[icy vigil]

by cringe attacks i mean

showing my old edgy posts more than a decade ago, as memories

and my shitty childhood art

[last spoke]

I'unno why you'd voluntarily have a Facebook account this day and age

[fleet marten]

England girls

[simple bear]

i love english women <3

[icy vigil]

its still the most widely used social media

regular people use messenger to communicate

i actually only use just messenger 99% of the time when using facebook

[last spoke]

I don't think the bots should count to user statistics

[icy vigil]

point being, if your workmates are normies you cant really force them to use

something like discord

for workplace or school stuff

[candid patio]

i'm happy to go into much greater detail if you'd like, but:

1. the day before: drink insane amounts of water. you should be able to hear / feel it sloshing around in your stomach. you should be pissing constantly.
2. a few hours before, drink an energy drink that has a high amount of vitamin b12. this is to add yellow color to your piss
3. continue drinking lots of water, but try to hold as much piss as you can prior to the test. you want a big powerful piss for the test
4. during the test, don't catch the first piss. piss some in the toilet and catch "the middle" of the piss, not the end, not the beginning. @simple bear

[last spoke]

Why would I want colleagues to be able to contact me outside of work?

[candid patio]

wrong reply

[icy vigil]

no no

it's the right reply

[candid patio]

loi

[icy vigil]

idunno, you're not me

your field is not health related

[simple bear]

I did the middle piss trick accidentally when doing this test

Maybe I would have pissed hot if I didn't

[icy vigil]

i need to talk to my colleagues

[karmic jetty]

pissology 101

[last spoke]

Why are y'all talking piss technique in genchat

[candid patio]

i was literally taking a fat bong rip when i answered a call saying "congrats you got the job, you have 24 hours to take a piss test." and i passed doing this.

also, stop exercising 3 days prior

if you can

[simple bear]

Dont have MEPS scheduled yet on purpose

[icy vigil]

wait is this for

[simple bear]

Will probably be in about 2 weeks if I can schedule it that late

[icy vigil]

dodging your drug test

[karmic jetty]

piss dodging heh

[last spoke]

I get the feeling if you're given a drug test, there's a good reason for it

[simple bear]

Should I eat in a caloric surplus too since THC is fat soluble or whatever?

[candid patio]

this is how to show up negative for thc on a drug test when you shouldn't

[candid patio]

eating specifically fatty foods at a surplus is really helpful if you are like a week out, but the effect is significantly reduced the closer to test time

[karmic jetty]

thanks for the tip

[last spoke]

If I'm not at work, I don't need to know what's going on. I don't care what my colleagues are up to

And I don't want 'em to know what I'm doing

[simple bear]

Hmmmm ty ty

[icy vigil]

yah true

cause, you're not me

if you do that in the health field someone can die

a failed consult can endanger your patient

[karmic jetty]

so ur a doctor

[icy vigil]

i'd be happy to do that if i was just an artist or computer programmer

i can be isolated

[candid patio]

if you are following this method, the b12 dose is really important. if your piss is too clear, it might count as an invalid test and they'll make you take it again

[icy vigil]

im a disappointment

[karmic jetty]

a dissapointed

[icy vigil]

[last spoke]

Wait, you can fail a drug test for being hydrated?

[karmic jetty]

woter enjoyers keep winnin

wait hang on

[simple bear]

yeah if its too diluted

[last spoke]

This sounds a lot more complicated than "Just give the weed a break for a few days"

[simple bear]

Haven't had any in weeks but used to be habitual

[karmic jetty]

will u fail the piss test too if its red

[simple bear]

So I have to get off it for longer than someone that does a few joints every now and then

[candid patio]

its not a fail, i'm having trouble remembering the word right now, but its not a pass or a fail, its an invalid test

[last spoke]

If that's like, a problem, then... you've got other problems to deal with first imo

[simple bear]

i basically exclusively drink monsters and they have a ton of b12

[candid patio]

seems like you should be good, then.

[last spoke]

Monster tastes like what bull piss smells like it should taste like

[candid patio]

foraging volume 5 gains lol

oh wrong chat

[last spoke]

Explode you

[karmic jetty]

this is unforgivable

[tall glen]

the drug tests are apparently NOT identification

[stiff salmon]

Hmm

[tacit meadow]

😦

Ow My axe

[fleet marten]

F

[tall glen]

AssAssassin is the best username

thats three asses

[fleet marten]

Lmfao

[final zenith]

anyone know the mod that allows you to spawn in with a backpack through character customisation???

[half kettle]

Starting Kit option in the sandbox settings will spawn you with a school backpack.

[supple jay]

Does anyone know how to claim the Rosewood firestation as a safehouse in multiplayer?

[final zenith]

i dont what a school back pack lol

[supple jay]

If you enable all clothing option in the sandbox menu, I think you can set yourself up with a backpack

[median dove]

Wsg yall

[karmic jetty]

bruh

this is like ur 5th time or sum sht

at this rate we gotta put u down bruh

reincarnation is illegal

[naive flicker]

You will have one tho

You WILL USE a school backpack

[toxic relic]

what the fuck happened dude

[karmic jetty]

what always happen

[toxic relic]

fucking how

[karmic jetty]

logged out

guy doesnt bind his stuff so he keeps makin new acc

[toxic relic]

just write down yer passwords

or put them somewhere

[vagrant sierra]

fav band?

[naive flicker]

Nah there has to be another reason

[karmic jetty]

really now

[naive flicker]

Rubber band

[karmic jetty]

bandjo

[vagrant sierra]

hahahaha (😭)

[naive flicker]

🔥

[vagrant sierra]

well are you

[karmic jetty]

why u keep posting that crusader

[naive flicker]

Watcha think?

[karmic jetty]

u never gon beat the allegations

[naive flicker]

Huh

[vagrant sierra]

you tell me

i havent known you long enough

[naive flicker]

No this is my first time posting this

[karmic jetty]

[naive flicker]

||absolutely||

[vagrant sierra]

its okay to be a mamas boy

[naive flicker]

Ayoo

[karmic jetty]

asmr i beat u to death with a brick

[toxic relic]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=0yqjg8In58g&si=g0jQ4j7Qa3f3K0wd
whatever the hell this guy is doing

[naive flicker]

Beating you with a frying pan ASMR

[vagrant sierra]

youtube music 😭

[toxic relic]

oh im sorry

do you want a spotify link?

do you want my pandora radio?

[vagrant sierra]

pandora radio

whats that

[toxic relic]

my funkwhale pod invite?

[vagrant sierra]

what 😭

[toxic relic]

do you want my rvc playlist?

[karmic jetty]

where dem soundcloud at

[vagrant sierra]

this is out of control

[naive flicker]

Here

[toxic relic]

i have soundcloud and bandcamp as well

[naive flicker]

I prefer SoundCloud over Spotify

[toxic relic]

real

i just crack spotify cause i hate the ui

ned them userscripts

[naive flicker]

UI sucks ass

[toxic relic]

real

[naive flicker]

SoundCloud rappers 🥶

[karmic jetty]

new ui is ass

never let a bro put his soundcloud on the aux

[toxic relic]

my spotify

[karmic jetty]

is gonna be some assss beat

[vagrant sierra]

why it look like that

[toxic relic]

userscripts

i modify the css

[vagrant sierra]

im not a computer person...

[toxic relic]

mr stinkname cannot help you

[vagrant sierra]

good thing im talking to sir stinkname

[toxic relic]

he's worse

[vagrant sierra]

whatd they knight him for

[karmic jetty]

he was never knighted

[toxic relic]

he bullied peasants into handing over more taxes for the lord

[karmic jetty]

a false sir

[toxic relic]

as all knights do

[vagrant sierra]

oh my goodness-

thats evil what

[toxic relic]

knights are fucking losers

[naive flicker]

NCS ahh

[vagrant sierra]

sounds like you havent found your prince charming

[toxic relic]

historically accurate knight lore is essentially just them bullying poor people for the nobles

[toxic relic]

i have; hes cool :]

[naive flicker]

Fuck no, fuck off ya inferior mage

[vagrant sierra]

queen

[toxic relic]

bro im talking about actual lore

[karmic jetty]

knights themselves tend to be from the noble families

[toxic relic]

im a gay man but ok

[toxic relic]

nepotism fr

[vagrant sierra]

exactly

[toxic relic]

[vagrant sierra]

gay men are queens

[fleet marten]

Epic

[karmic jetty]

orm

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-gay-gay-drag-queen-trixie-mattel-katya-gif-3607275319780594792

thats you

[vagrant sierra]

nvm ur mean

[toxic relic]

corpo pride

[karmic jetty]

hes always mean

[toxic relic]

he is

[karmic jetty]

unlike me

im benevolent

[naive flicker]

I'm a nice person

[toxic relic]

bigpoo

[karmic jetty]

bigpoo

[toxic relic]

is there an even bigger poo?

they dont want the world to know the truth

[trail palm]

this guy has no idea whats happening

[toxic relic]

u dont know that

[fleet marten]

Me pov

[toxic relic]

whenever i see a cute looking animal im reminded of adventure time

[surreal mirage]

Smallpoo

[toxic relic]

when bubblegum turned that guy into a cute thing but he could still think like before

and whenever he tried to say things he couldnt

that fucked with me

dont infantilise the cute things, they are plotting your murder

[candid patio]

alright wtf is wrong with bhuddism?