#general_chat
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nah i wouldn’t go out that way
It's over for migu
if it was my only option i would
precisely
arent you the doctor
paramedic
A
Suicide by cop my beloved
Being a paramedic is lowkey dangerous nowadays...
everyone loves these 3 things. Narcan, Epinephrine, Saline
but my bath is too small, i’d want it to be big enough to stretch out
I have guns
so i’m gonna try one of them tanks
They're my big strong lady muscles

Yeah thanks bro. It’s good news that I’m not dying.
Bru how tall are you
Plus hey I gotta defend myself I grab a damn IV line and strangle them
i’m not tall, my bath is small
yeah
real
Couldn't imagine that someone with a pfp and name like this would be taller than 5'6
DAMN now my stomach hurts
yeah in 5’4
Live laugh love GI episodes
I dont wana go out today 😭
I'm 6'3 ain't that cool
Why does it always hurt
not really
omg, tall lady
Me too 🗣️
ughhh lactose intolerance
Pall teople
but but but but I love milkshakes
and you all must be destroyed
-_-
I can't help myself
Dw our spine already does that
So real
NO!! TAKE LACTAID
nah
not letting no milk harm m3
don’t piss me off
blue carpet stream is joever
Horse laxatives
dnt pmo 💔
Makes me feel sicker
d po
lactose intolerant people when I throw them in a meat grinder
r u fr mn? ts cnt b 💔
Hes definitely getting ground rn
Oops wrong gif
"FR" mf think he a poet
-_-
have any of you shoplifted before
Uhhh
i remember stealing gum once
No i don't think so
i was very young
im not allowed to as a european
and i felt very guilty
:(
but ofc i ate all the gum
no shops are too heavy
cause gum tasty
I'm gonna shoplift moopy
wtfok
Lactose intolerant "people" when i spike their drink with bleach: 
Where is the moopy shop
youre not allowed to anywhere
yeah it's like pz
moopy why would you allow echo to do this?

lactose intolerant people when they see the sun erupt
in america you can get a 100% discount by waving your gun
ah yes of course
Lactose intolerant people when they see a car accident: 
lactose intolerant people when i tolerate the lactose that they cannot
Lacrosse intolerance 
lack toes 🦶
Some shopkeepers may very so exited they'll even show you off their own piece, and bring the gun club (cops) to show theirs off too
Lace toes in tour le rant
Lactose? Nah, you simply lack
challenging my masculinity at that point
guns are cool
Can someone help me with in game vc
And they even show how they fire!!
wholesome all around expereince
how do i pause the game?
Delete system 32
idk but I slept with your mother last night
oh i thought someone said it was f something
Q
any good traits/negative traits for a long run? i got modded traits as well.
Comeone someone help me with in game vc im trying to play with friends
check game settings for voice
are you new to the game
where's lily when you need her
sort of yea
but not new to the point where i dont know how to survive
also nice pfp
thanks
if you already know strong and athletic
i got no other trait to recommend
Ima bout to go tuco on these plundgers I swear
i use plumber for the faster swing sometimes super immune
my idol
Peak
Mondays 
Real 
What they do over on Europe on Mondays? Invade Constantinople again?
wait whys smoker a negative trait
it isnt
it should be positive
but they gutted it in b42 😔
i still like my cigs
as it should have
guys what should i priotize when just starting out?
been gutted? probably
should i attempt to get weapons first?
you should try and get som bitches
but quickly: energy and water
find a generator and the magazine for it
??
get your carpentry skill up so you can make rain collectors
go ask your questions there chief
GO IN THISE CHATS
THIS IS GENERAL CHAT
it's alright you can still pz-chat here
No
like I said we need to build a wall, stop those plungers from conning
yes u can
he can actually
no
go elsewhere
please
we beg
#SinnersMovie
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From Ryan Coogler—director of “Black Panther” and “Creed”—and starring Michael B. Jordan comes a new vision of fear: “Sinners.”
Trying to leave their troubled lives behind, twin brothers (Jordan) return to their hometown to start again, only to discover that ...
you can ask him to leave for some reason
PROJECT ZOMBOID
looks good 👁️
server
we don’t care if it’s technically not a rule
but enforcing a non-existent rule
and are shocked that ppl talking bout it
that i cannot allow
it’s unwritten
fight me
and this is one of them
not that hard
?
strange thing, the opposite of banning pz-chat here is written
not that hard
but it’s NOT
this is one of them
too bad 🙏
we need more lily's
Chats dedicated towards PZ. It would be pleasant if PZ conversations would happen there since unlike PZ chats we don't have alternative for off topic chats
lily attack dogs when
General chat crazy
i will die on this hill
directing people to better channels for their questions isn’t me mini modding
it’s just trying to get them faster answers
could be
from people who care

some people are hostile with redirections sometimes
yeah i admit i was mean
im here to end this war

i usually just keep it to “here’s the channel to ask
Having newbies stay here will get them zero help.
At least #pz_b41_chat #pz_b42_chat chats can help them
you'd be too when they don't do the bare minimum
bare
minimum
How about we send this over and over again?
when who does what?
iam just setting up a PZ dedicated server. i never played it before. what is the discord integration in the server config ?
when people try to pz-chat here?
this
this right here
lmfao
I say launch a fucking hydrogen bomb at their house instead of redirecting them
you cannot make this shit up 😭
But is it liked? Not really
Josh is fighting for his life rn 😂
Call Drake for backup
legality and popularity are often not on the same page
🫠
so my ingame chat will be transfered to my own discord server / channel ?
kiz dm me the gif
I see
but that's how ill be
we can always redirect people with understanding
It gets old after the 10th time 
Did bro do the cooking mod?
Just fucking kill them 
Yeah
W mod ngl
thank you sir
can someone help? when i try launching project zomboid it says error 40 in the corner and the buttons are gone and the only thing thats there is the background. I tryd reinstalling but it didnt work i even tryd the alternate launcher but it still didnt work. Please help :(
chat, give me strength to go to work today
shit is not a good feeling don't even try it
hi :) try making a post here #1019767076094758924
You won’t get that here 🤣
oh ok.
We should probably just do a copypasta for redirecting them
oh glob
hi :) You'll find better answers here #pz_b42_chat
Should have launched a atgm towards that guys house for even asking tsk tsk tsk
zee downloaded my ip tracker again
hi :) You'll find better answers here #pz_b42_chat
Thatll teach em
I'm going to stockpile ICBMs again for these plungies
perhaps we shall leave pc on and go eep 
can someone help me in #pz_b41_chat
Nuclear rolecism
i cant stop watching the same vid over and over
the super mario movie was eh
GO TO BED
not because i want to watch it
chris pratt as mario
crisp rat
but becase i cant focus on watching it
still never getting over that
thati need to repeat it
I'd help bit I haven't ever configured mods in mp
The people in there that still play b41 possibly
good to see you cambrie
Cambridge
🥰
Woah?

the dunkey reaction to the super mario announcement was iconic
I am confused
What is Dexter doing bro
nah youre cambrie
What is happening
Idk
repost!!!
You're goddamn right
What God does every morning I need to wake up to go to work
I got a new kitten
Again lol
Awwwww
Adorable
how many do you have now
What’s their name?
Idk yet
8
Boy or girl
🥭
Girl 5 months old. Persian
man
Hmmm
that's so many. But not enough
Coconut
These are rookie numbers
Cookie
That might end up sticking
im adverse to high pet counts
The coconutnut is a giant nut
ever since we had 15 dogs at one point
Wtf
i think ill get just 1 eventually
Calliope
Yes Napoleon minuets
Ohhhh Brenda 😂
We basically have all munchkins right now. The persiwn is to get the doll face back into the breed and stop having a typical cat face long nose thinner but short face
I'm stoked about this one. I got to get this Kitty acclimated to people
You could also name her Frogski 😂
Lol she isn't an alcoholic
Freakski
not yet
Are we sure?
Well there's no alcohol in the house so it's going to be really hard
Aw poor Frogski jr
are you freaking playing wow
This lose weight cant be right, lose 40 kg in one month

LOL nice
i started yesterday
are you enjoying it lol
awesome lol
shes hot though
alextraza mommy
Adorable!!
chickpea!!
Project Zomboid
shes so funny
They're always hot you don't get nerds to buy games with regular girls on there
im not a fan of how soft looking everything is though
True
i decided to play wow cause i had wc3 nostalgia
Why not play Warcraft 3
but retail wow looks like Paladins, too bright and cutesy
Hi all,
Do i have to host a new server to add map mods like raven creek?
ahh yeah , i couldnt get into wow because of that a long time ago back when it first came out but its actually pretty when you really look at it probably did that so it was easier to keep up on graphics
Or can I do it on an existing one
well, I always wanted to play wow so decided why not try now
No... You can add them to single player I think it's a little complicated but not very
I dont wanna play classic either cause I read you gotta be aware of the meta and shit
Damn ight 😪 thanks
and its grindy
frogsker!!!!!!
helo zero

yah nasko told me it takes for fucking ever to level n stuff and its like old everquest lol and i passed
Just Google how to add it to single player there's definitely tutorials
yeah it is im excited
grouping and raids is fun , never done raids before in any mmo really
ill download it overnight though
It's not hard I think it's just has to deal with load order
im STILL preloading
i hate the pressure, i did some in FFXIV
my net is poo
Nah I play on a multi server i host with a bunch of mods already
I was wondering if you can put them on after you started the “world”
but tbh i was a PLD in FFXIV, and tanks and healers always have more pressure, damage dealers just do their own thing and noone cares
You can totally add it there but I believe you have to reset the server
Ahhhhh Ok that was my question thx bro
Adding map editions usually causes major problems it doesn't start like that
i got up to 300 mbps dl 😎
Had a feeling

lol yeah i got real nervous playing with fartsko and a bunch of other people during a raid to get a mount thingie but theres some really chill people and the looking for raid thing in the group finder is basically for new people looking to try the new raids out
is taking me 2 hrs
yeah but in ffxiv i was a tank so I was expected to know rotations and shit
too much pressure
yah no thanks lol
i will not tank
im a damage dealer paladin now so there is less expectations
borys
God I can't stand playing healer in anything
i think tf2 was only the easiest
I'm more meant to be the guy that runs in and dies instantly or the guy that sits back for decades and snipes
No in-between
any other game it just stressful lol
I like playing tanks and healers in games like overwatch
just run in and kill shit 
yah i like button mashing shit
The only time I made a medic class work was in BattleBit where I played a suicide C4 medic
I'd just get an smg that gives me better movement speed and hurl myself into clusters of enemies
i love being medic in squad
i feel so useful
i like support roles in fps games basically
gotta finish tis slayer task...
oo yah games like fps games like in battlecompany was fun .. or it was a repair guy i forget lol
Thanks Pinterest @thin wedge
hey
Heya
kcd2 soon cant wait
i just wanna eep 
Just ate like 3 plates of noodles only with some shredded cheese
"why don't you like the sauces?"
Onions.
I fuckin hate onions
i love onions
No
im like an ogre the way i consume onions
Yea butter works i guess
not only works
This is so real
you can also do plain butter and salt + pasta
I'm like Geralt of Rivia the way i hate onions
quintessential povety but tastes great for college
I'm used to eating plain stuff
If food shortages come then i won't run around whimsical asf cuz i alr ate like that before it happened
🗣️
Breakfast is done?!
how do you guys find proper servers that dont die after 3 days? ive tried like 5 servers from the lfg channel n they all die after the power shuts out or the admins get lazy
smart
i beg my friends to hop on with me
and then i also hope for the best
2 days later im restarting the server because they quit after 1 death
Then tell them to not die?
hey im semi new to zombiod any mp pvp servers that are actice i would like to experience that gameplay in this game
a very short lived instruction
you can try your luck in #1019737819981283459
You’re lucky you even have friends who play
All mine won’t play it because it’s not a competitive shooter
i bought the game for my 2 friends, they ended up quitting
so
I got 1 other person who plays
I bought it for 3 or 4 and then all them said nuh uh
sadly people dont appreciate how great pz is
My friends just like Siege (misery)
I couldn’t even get them to play peak games like deep rock galactic or helldivers
Siege and Marvel Rivals yes yes yes!!!!
my friends literally just convinced me last night to play siege after 6 years of not touching it
feels like a relapse 😭
i used to be so good i feel like a dummy
how does loot respawn work? like if i live in a school will it the loot respawn in the set amount of hours?
Not that there's anything wrong with liking siege, but I just don't get how some people can play nothing but those kinds of games where they're being actively punished lol
Rust is also another example
I'm convinced rust players genuinely hate themselves
as someone who doesnt play rust, can confirm
I don't know how to
Theres a lot wrong with siege
it fine i did it
you can click that right there and where it says message just message like a normal direct message and just right click copy message as link and paste it in there , for future stuffs
Gotcha
1177080985
waa
if i do exercises like zomboid will my fitness level up irl
regular exercise will make you more fit, yes
thats so cool
halfway through my first level 🙏
lowkey just spam burpies
get bf1 instead, theres 26k in game rn
@lilac quarry
I didn't say there wasn't
I’d like to follow up on the blue Hawaiian monster comment earlier; hours later I’m still burping up the flavor. It’s not pleasant.
Is Puppers wearing a collar shirt?
The most dashing doggo I've ever seen
Awwwww!
I told you that darn dog wasn't normal
How did he stay so still?! My pup never stays still when I try to put hooman clothes on her
man in a suit
Tried to play the mimicer with friends saw him once then he dissapeard after saying I see you and never came back again dk what he's doing
Bro puppers plays PZ. Of course puppers isn't normal
i dunno he was really weird in that anytime i put something on his head or put him in something he just sat there
How can my zomboid character do over 100 pushups at strength 7
My wife and i were gone for two days and my Nacho ran away from our house sitter. She was missing for 1 day.
I'm so happy the local FB community helped us find her.
Here's the Pic of her on her way back home. It broke my heart how sad she looks!
We think she left looking for us T_T
sorry to hear that, that is always devastating i am glad you guys found her
Thank you! Our house sitter was balling when she realized Nacho wasn't coming back 😆
my cat could never
had that happen when i babysat a dog for our neighbors when i was like 16 just bolted around the field like wth
Thanks

Blue Hawaiian monster
the original monster
is the worst monster
actually the no sugar original monster is the worst
the sugar original monster is the 2nd worst
How do you make a custom game
#pz_b42_chat #pz_b41_chat you’d probably find help faster in these channels
enemy cavalry man, on foot
pacific drives storm warning is the most stressful thing i experience on this game
how could you
anyone have issues with playing after downloading 4 pack through steam?
specifcally starting the game
Yes it’s new
On that’s an actual thing and not some abomination made in a bar?
No it’s a 2025 ultra (no sugar) flavor. Viking berry is also a new juice monster for this year
I am just straight up not effected by caffiene. so I sip monsters recreationally. ive only had a white one
It’s not bad, but the subsequent burps after are not pleasant
ive also not had one in like three years
I can’t say I’ve ever had an energy drink
Long road trip next week
Might be the time
I hear they’re addictive as fuck though
Ehhh that’s like saying everyone who drinks them is addicted to them…. Depends on the person. I can go months without touching one, I usually drink them when I get less than 3 hours of sleep only.
Alcohol
And there’s shitloads of it in energy drinks
Yeah
yeah for sure
Energy drinks are good for boosts
That why people use them before gyms or when they are tired
also depends on how the caffeine is suspended in the liquid and what other ingredients are in there
Am addicted to using them for the gym 😂
coffee has minimal caffeine, a can of coke is huge on caffeine
all coca cola products have a high amount of caffeine in it
their old stimulant was better
i'll give you a high amount of caffeine
I've been drinking coffee almost daily for 10 years+ and the first time I had a sugar free can of coke a few months ago it fucking blasted me, actually felt the caffeine rush again for the first time in years
So I can substitute my coke addiction for energy drink addiction
i quit coffee
I'm trying
you got this, its worth doing
Caffeine sodas but not all Coca Cola products (fanta, sprite, Powerade, fairlife, Minute Maid)
yeah I never said that
when the highly addictive stimulant gets outlawed so you trade it out for the other highly addictive stimulant 
cambrie lets fight
Absolutely
nah we ain't buyin' no more american products
Well I can’t argue with you there
Hmmm
no more insulin for you, get rid of your cell phone as well
Coke
Water
No more potassium for you. Get rid of your hemoglobin as well
matter of fact, no more freedom for you 
drink more
We all do
freedom lol
try to drink a gallon
My brain is demanding more
How much is that in not American
Almost 4 litres
Jesus fuck that cannot be healthy
There is so much lesbian content on my feed and I don't understand why that is
It actually is
I dont speak in units of measurement that arent freedom oriented
Bro is the type guy to think super earth are the good guys
Super earth are definitely the good guys and definitely didn’t start every single conflict they’re currently dealing with
if you're active, drink a gallon. days that you arent, about half.
she's delicious
Half a gallon it is then
I lick her abs daily
You’re not active? So your name is a lie
Ads * sorry
I could be floating around in soace
the struggle is real
I could be dead
It counts
Well then water won’t help you
You can't rehydrate dead cells
Dead is dead. Now you’re a waterlogged body floating in space
Dead cell?
Did I activate a sleeper agent
Maybe
sleeper? I barely know her
I wish there were a gym near me
easy to cheat. they sell packs of fake urine at the gas station
Is this real
take a bunch of drugs to study for the test
yeah
I love this artist so much
Heard of people getting flagged from using these
They pat you down at my job
Take enough pentangle to go into respiratory failure
Or the liquid showing as bring untestable
das wild
It’s a government drug test idk if they’re more strict
I font know them but the art is great lol
The joys of unskilled labour
Today on tribunal justice; Cambrie sues everyone.
What did I do
Not give me sour skittles duh
I'm poor
Now you’re going to be more poor
I love sour skittles but they fuck the roof of my mouth
The justice system is amazing
Wife
Absolutely but maybe you can sue someone else
Yuri....
OR all of these characters can sue you for child support of your 128 children
But I love my kids. I don't abondon them. I'd rather die
i just want pp my metronome is not working
Me telling yi sang to kill heathcliff with fell bullet
Did you all see that Jack the Ripper has been identified?
Having a bunch of children to create a giant genetic bottleneck in your local community is some high level trolling there
Yeah it was obviously jack
Jack from mgr
His name was Aaron
A a ron
My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for paramedics to save him. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him 😔
Damn. Poor paramedics missed their lunch break
It's actually Micheal
Was the paramedic Leon?
that would've never happened in lokiel was on the case 😔
bruh
It was me
It would, didn’t you hear him? He’s off coke products.
Whu-whu-whuzzup.
I wonder if paramedics do take stimulants to survive their long shifts
oh shit. he's operating at suboptimal efficiency. six hours into the double shift and he's got no second wind
That looks like you had accomplice
That's my husband and daughter
Does coffee count
coffee is no longer good enough
Why is your daughter older than you
Technically a psychotropic so meh
I created a time paradox .
I see
Also she's fucking autis I mean stupud
Don quixote being a blood fiend is not something I expected from that absolute dumbass
God help me
slurpin the perc off the plate like a pinto bean
took a DNA test, turns out im 100% Himalayan
I'm 100 percent my parents son
Are you sure
were you a fly on the wall during conception?
Waterlogged body has jokes
I lost track of what's happening. Ysll rhythm gamers are different
I am
Waterlogged corpse is aimlessly traipsing around work trying to look busy
nice road g
Bit wet innit
is this like a silent hill fever dream
You have a boat? You told me you were poor
those unstable updates make me go unstable too haha
France
same thing
That is not mine lol
That looks so grey and depressing is that England’s
Prove it
France
How
Send me your ssn… I’ll look up if you have a boat tied to it
French have ssn?
Super Saiyan Ninja?
I’m not sure what we have in New Zealand
We do. Numéro securité social. More so tied to medical reimbursement.
Oh it’s just our IRD number
Not really important otherwise
Prove you’re in NZ, bring me FN in handcuffs rn!
I wouldn't trust you with my locked phone
You're too dangerous
FN?
who knows cr7?
Tu mama
sim
@toxic relic
That is a name
como eq sabes
Stinky booger face
He's a good lad
Who
my father
🍕 🍕
How do we know he’s not the zodiac killer?
o shot
SEE
My father never killed anyone
mine too i tink
Are you sure?
oh
I need proof, send me his ssn, I’ll check
Why don’t you have an obsession with social security? Ever think about that?
No. But I can tell you it's because they're worthless here
portugues beer is the best
Beer sucks
I learned how to manage my credit here in Gen chat
nuh
some times
k
Pleasure in doses.
Free beer is great
Beer is terrible
No I agree beer sucks
New Zealand is a nation of alcoholics
wine is better
Give me hard liquor
Water
HAHHAH
tea
Hot leaf juice
ba uh wa uh
bleach
ok off to work
Cambridge brushes her teeth with vodka
Personally I prefer blood
That explains a lot
"vapire"
I can't confirm nor deny
No I brush with sensodyne whitening toothpaste like a responsible teeth owner
vape ire
I brush
thx man my inglish is not good
Instead of turning into a bat they just turn into a vape cloud
vampire but he uses modern smoking techniques
Give me a quote before I go to bed
yu smoke?
no no you created something great
Autocorrect was the worst thing
"Not all days deserve a quote, some days deserve a swift kick in the ass"
wat du yu mean
vape ire
Are you going to kick my ass
OOOOHAHAHAHAHH k man
I’m going to watch
You're mean cambrie
Don’t lie
I am off to grab some udon before work
Anon wants to beat you up
I hope your phone lags occasionally but not enough to justify buying a new one
You don’t trust me with your locked phone and I’m the mean one? Oh ok
Is that just an android thing
i wish my phone has only 3 ram
If I gave you my phone and you got access to it. You could genuinely blackmail me
na
@toxic hawk look at those trippy holds later
I had to set up a phone for someone the other day and at brand new it was stuttering
Maybe, no lag on my iPhone lol
Mine shits out a fair bit
Why would I do that?
ciao all
iPhones are overpriced
Apps will randomly freeze and need a restart
Yes
enojy your hard liquor cambria
samsung is the middle ground
I said could
buy a pocco x7
Huawei is where it’s at
I am departed
Everything is overpriced these days
Inject my data right into chinas veins
No
$3 per litre of petrol 😭
I lost it at about combo 200
I’ve never blackmailed anyone in my life
per LITRE!?
per galon
I wouldn't want to be your first victim
That’s even more that’s $3.6
ik
I hate it here
You’re assuming I’d blackmail anyone and I’m the mean one? Pfft.
I live my bike
“Ooh pretty country”
Yea none of the cunts living here can actually afford to go see it
im gona tell yu a jike
I just like not starving personally
You will exist as a tourist attraction for China and that is your existence
*joke
talking about Ireland?
the trippy part started at combo 190
New Zealand
do yu know wat euroupeans have that americans dont
The ability to go to school without getting shot
Yeah I lost it there. What was even going on lol
heard its the same. yall got gabe newel at least xD
free health care
that too
Oh yea he lives here now
we need american lidl
Oh New Zealand’s in the process of privatising its healthcare iirc
yea
muse dash has different filters for songs just to mess with your eyes
Oh no
EW I LIVE WITH THAT
Our government wants to
there is a song where you cant even see the screen you just have to guess
But we haven’t started the process yet
I love gambling
Yeppers
i hate privatised healthcare
i heard nz was doing some weird shit with police drones too
“US and New Zealand are the only two countries that allow drug manufacturers to market prescription drugs directly to the public”
Wow really?
Our government wants to
Upon looking it up
“The world's leading drone maker Dai Jing Innovations, or DJI, based in Shenzhen, supplies all the New Zealand police's drones. DJI is fighting back in the US against claims its drones can send information to Chinese government servers, and a ban by the US Army and other agencies.”
@fast flare
the anti chinese tech is crazy hop on xiaohongshu
ask deepseek about tianmen square
i love china
https://www.transport.govt.nz/area-of-interest/technology-and-innovation/drones-in-new-zealand i was thinking about this
That reads like integrating drones into law
There’s minimal regulation here at the moment
70% female audience according to wikipedia 👀
They need a spittoon
Every Chinese person I met was so nice
When I was little a Chinese tourist took a photo of me at the park
sussy plunger, will they be racist? cast votes now
i think this sign of respect
all asian people are mostly nice but every world war they just let all that pent up violence and shit out
as we’ve seen
Except for ww2
anime was one of these terrible consequences
no the japanese were pretty monstruous
And they still don’t acknowledge any of it
tell us more about every asian person and their characteristics, plunger baby
a lot of japanese people straight up don’t know WW2 even happened
they’re mean but they love me
reality can be whatever I want….
i attract many asian men and occasionally women
also hello Ophelia and chat
hi lizy! procrastinating b4 taking my calc test
Gday
blocked
Rip
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