#general_chat
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I'll be The Dude
If youโre not clicking random shit on the internet or download sketchy stuff youโre realistically fine
no. i am at your physical backdoor tho. you should unlock it.
old man that hangs around campus to 'feel young'

can you bring the recycling on my balcony down to my bin? Pls
thats me
<3
the happy ending
how old are you anon
i go to unis for work sometimes; i endeavour to not be that man
ur sure? thats the only one you want?
I have an old soul
have you tried: paralysis from the neck down?
inb4 is 19
I am not the oldest guy on here
nah bro this knee pain
but I am close
im not the oldest man either
mods can we please ban thr word inb4
mb and dodo are older
basically an ancient on the internet
Iโm unc status for sure
Dave is pretty old
mad
i dont get what this would mean even as a joke
wonka
Funcle
was the new one good?
idfk
does a day pass in this chat without ppl wondering about others ages
is that you in the jif?
why would i watch a twink dance around in candy
mhmm
new wonka is mid
we have an unusually large spread on this server so it makes sense to be curious
any new remake is usually mid
zee is mid...I meant great
hm
they apparently made it as a prequel to the classic wonka one with that guy forgor his name
hello zee
You make it sound like you wouldn't
twink not my type
i am not that kinda guy
i love zombies
okay ngl that prequel movie was fun tho
You have bad taste in men that much is clear
what the fuck
Your bf is safe from this criticism dw
belated attempt at fixing your mistake
its over
HAHA stinky is mad at you
did you really just fucking "hm" me and leave? psycho shit
sorry im on pinterest ๐
you know it's bad when ophelia be the one calling you psycho
hm is criminal
who tf still uses Pinterest
pinterest users
the axes are acting up
Pinterest users are a different breed
its got a good algo, i wish google would stop indexing it tho
Who up pinning their interests rn?
cake recipes or fanfics, call it
cant it be both
if you really wanted that
u missed furry fanart
i associate that more with deviantart
I aten the salad
my friend who uses pintrest all the time always complains about it
someone made furry fanart of our local police officers and the actual police account posted them
peak
that wasnt for you! spit it out!
peak
omg LOL
sounds like a self report lmao they probably keep opening it
he ws hungry :c
how many friendship hearts did it cost me
-2
yeah but the amount of points it takes to get them scales exponentially
people with an E in their username > everyone else
what!
its chocolate. feed him chocolate. side of banana
i think he would die?
wait no thats dogs
Good morning
No he would die
oh my god literally all my names, forename, middle and surname lack an E
same thing
its over.
its 11:30 pm liar
still a plungie a see
9:28

when do i level up from plungie
7:28
stink please!
plungie is eternal
yeah but saying "good evening" makes u sound like a vampire and "good night" sounds like ur going to bed
you need to plumb a toilet
plungie life
level 5 i think?
''good evening" is some dracula shit
IM SO CLOSE
just keep yapping
I couldnt yap i was MUTED! UNFAIRLY! UNJUSTLY!
it took me like 10 years to get axe
have you tried: go outside?
What did ophelia steal
its over im never getting sword im not active enough
ur heart โค๏ธ
do you lose exp when you're inactive ..?
true, lizzy does have a terrible parrasocial relationship with the server
HAHA exp decay would be funny
that would be fucking hilarious so i hope so
yap rank is wild to me
that's a relief i thought you took my recycling bin ๐ฎโ๐จ
i lost my bin recently
i think you can get a new one from the city for like 5$
the wind blew it away
dont. take my bin
sentimental value?
Your bin isn't worth taking
no i just hate having to deal with the city -_-
also when i moved here it took them forever to get me my bin and my reclying piled up
could always take ur neighbors
i dont wanna do that again
good dusk
i like good evening
How do you figure
fucking class traitor
Cuz im up all night?
.
i choose vampire
Greetings ๐ค ๐ค
and i reacted with the same emoji that time LOL
This guy said fuck good evening , fuck good night. "Greetings"
Bonsoir
"English only" read the rules before you post next time, bub
it's not a real language dw
ta mere
they're speaking gibberish
ye i made it up
hola senior
MODS! MODS SHES BREAKING THE RULES!!
Did no one here read charlotte's web?
PIKAAA RAHHHH
ophelia if u keep acting up im gonna come to my back balcony and throw trash on ur head
this server is going to shit day by day, no one respects the rules anymore
erm, nuh uh no proof
Not even seen thr movies?
Mid
we literally both just got muted yesterday ๐ญ
medieval ass threat
it's always the plungers breaking rules
u right. im turning my wifi off and changing the password
NO GOD NO
PLUNGY POWER FOREVER!
is this the famous stolen valour?
It's the fact ophelia chooses to live in quebec that gets me

excuse my language.. plun*gies
plunger? how bout you plunge deez nuts in your mouth

gottem
pun-gies
ive thought about living in canada for a bit after finishing my degree actually
pika ur lower than plungie
Did u have a place in mind?

oh really? Where did you end up staying?
not really. definitely a bigger city i think
And what's your degree if you don't mind me asking ๐
erm nuh uh, i got more roles then you
does anybody know if there is a weather station on vanilla zomboid map?
math
well theres only like 3 so
zero technically comes before five
this is how I feel right now
which one has the best drugs?
1000000% vancouver
FUFCK
FUCK YOU
is this the legendary skibidi?
I cannot believe I just fell for that
hey look! its us!!
like moths to a flame
TWICE??๐ญ
i aint click that shit, its called self control
ye cuz i wanted to type smt so i tried once, it wasnt working, went to type, then went to try again -_-
anon can I dm you?

jokes on you
sussy dm
dont let ghoti dm you
why are they typing dog noises?
he dms me all the time. scary stuff
idk!
weird!
i think we already know why...
is that a genuine question
๐ค
im an old man and i even know about the origin of dog noise chat
furry lore
wat lore
i could have sworn i saw someone barking just a min ago, must have been my imagination
enlighten me?
stinky
go on
no.
dang
wishful thinking
guys it's a weird kink thing
stinky keeping he secrets
not worh it
i wont indict myself
no lol
you really have a one track mind fish boy
Yeah
no
No it litterlay is
not in the furry lore
whatever youre on about is different lore
I see
yeah (i have zero idea what you're talking about)
chat rn
me
wait...
way over my head
im entitled to a private life
no?
so ophelia you gonna go to vancouver?

lot of mdma there
leon watches me while we sleep
you a furry?
but other than that im a private man
Huh
you can just buy that on the internet
isnt that a hallucinogenic drug๐ญ
Never would have guessed
asking like he dont know
dm me
cus i do not lmfao
damn
doki
MOLLY its molly
bro has a lot of life lore to learn
not really i dont plan on doing drugs
not even a little?
a little is okay
i heard that molly is the crystals and mdma is the pills
valid
this in reference to me?
no
Chat is too fast
how would you know without trying
I see
beebob
you can know
i like being in control of my decisions
without trying
thats like saying "how do you know cutting your finger off is bad if you dont try"

pssh
uh, not the same at all xD
also there's a lot of personal strife drugs/alcohol have caused me and my family and I dont intend on continuing it :D
valid
We all have our demons
Dad!!
i dont really judge you if you want to do that stuff though, just be careful with it is all i can rlly say
hello son
I can't keep up with chat what are we on now
i've been at parties being the literal only person not under the influence
im going to kiss a fellow gay wizard
I just imagine Ghoti staring at the chat like ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ for like 45 sec to like 3 min at a time and then his eyes focus and hes like "whats happening?"
im not a health guru or anything though lol i drink fizzy drinks a lot๐
Tell them I said hi, and I'm sorry they were caught in the crossfire ๐ ๐
Dad? ๐ฐ
WHAT
bro abandoned his adopted child
your math teacher and i are getting married, he's going to live with us
i thought you didnt have kids stink
i dont
damn hes right here you know
LMAO
I thought you gave birth to me
mpreg
nor the other requirements
ithappens
i prayed to paimon and he spawned you
all things are possible under the lord, stink
when youre 25 he's going to use your body as a vessel
wrong ๐ค only paimon can help me
i read a book like this once
(18+)
.
:[
At least it was 25 and not 17
im a grown man, i dont talk about children
25 is still young imo
Daddd
but its for the ars goetia
guys i m just kidding... haha... i would never read those kind of things...
Am i allowed to date 25 year olds?
Am I
how old r u
25
ye
hmmmm
ur banned
Thank
depends on month of birth
I'm not allowed to date 25 year olds
True, yeh gotta be same day or its illegal
ye
11 month agegap is disgusting
ghoti doesn't date so this problem doesn't apply to me
valid
Youngest id date is prolly like 23
No I'm saying I can't catch game ๐ญ
to quote Matt Daimon, 25? disgusting!
no rizz?
shit dawg, mb
still valid
Actually nah id probably date 21
zero ๐
๐
divide a number by that zero and extend your number system to get infinity

Youngest I could date would be 16 (I'm 17)
it's weird asking twice but yeah can I dm you something?
Its good not to rush into a relationship before ur ready, but other people can be very good teachers in the way of self love
Doesn't it approach infinity?
thats in trig
im talking about using reimanns balls
Raymonds balls
its a genuine mathematical concept and a ball joke
God. It's so perfect for you it makes me sick
thats the power of my genuis
Alright
damn shawty okay
What pedo jokes?
its not pedo?
this?
19 and 35 is steep
steep but not pedo
Its a bigger than reasonable age gap
idk about that
it's technically legal
But technically legal
very likely unbalanced but not pedo
Okay freak ๐
No hate ophelia
deleted cuz i dont want people thinking im actually 19 ๐คฎ
How old are you
alr old man time
what about hypothetically, 25 and 35

Thats fine
Whats the general rule again? X/2 +7?
good time to leave chat
born this millennia, older than 19
As long as she's above 18 and Is a tomboy I will approve
Seems to work well mostly
ive heard that one
It's like "acceptable age range"
idk man i dont want to date someone thats like a decade younger than me
It's gotten good numbers imo
feels weird
The acceptable gap increases quickly past 20 i think
they went poopy in their diapers while i went poopy in hs boy pants
By 25 honestly just date any one
i feel like thats more resonable if its like 40 and 50 tho
Older you get the less weird it is ig
i really feel like at the end of the day, after a certain minmum age, it really matters on the two individuals, people are so quick to judge age gaps
nah man
What if it's 18 and 94๐
thats a bad take for me
i think i would judge a massive age gap
that 18 y/o finna get paid, i support it
Because of maturity
Yeah
thas called grindset
Fr ๐ฅ
but like if the 30 year old wants to date the 60 year old ur gonna tell the 30 yr old theyre not mature enough ? like ???
i mean i dont think its realistic man
ur 30 do whatever the fuck u want
why does the 30 yo want old man ass
No, thats what im saying. Like past 20 the gap goes up real quick
that shit is flaky
who knows ๐ญ thats their biz not ours
im judging
stinky on the elderly hate now
Im 25 and honestly if i fell in love with a 50 year old i think itd be fine
self hate

agreed
But if a 19 yr old tries to kick it with like 27 yr the 27 yr is a little... idk
no
There young
19 and 27 is sus
The 27 old isnt a creep for it
yeah no thats โ imo
like after a certain age ppl r ADULTS and can be with who they want
bro
The 19 yr just is a little stupid
thats not the only source of issue
What im saying here is young people are really dumb
age comes with a power dynamic
what have I started 
youre not immune to creepy tactics the minute you reach a certain age
let the ADULTS have the power dynamic they want
19 is not the age
bro what
a valuable philosophical discussion
How old are you liz?
i mean, not inherently
a power dynamic isn't necessarily abusive or toxic

24
HAHA OLD
It can be abused though which I think is stinks point
and this
bro how tf old are you 12?
So, ur 24, can you honestly say that when you were 18 you felt like a mature adult compared to now
just cause youre 18+ doesnt mean you cant be creeped on
it defo can and i agree. but you can't know how that it is just because theres an age gap
why are you riding on this so hard
i thought we were having a discussion ?
๐
do you think its more valuable to never talk about it?
miscommunication
wtf wayne june died
less than 25 ish id be wary of big age gaps
mental math FUCK
my day is ruined
Yeh, thats actually exactly what iv been trying to say
i just found out man
he died yesterday
i was gonna buy dd2 today too
still will but man wtf thats so sad
yeye i agree with u. like when u said 25 and 50 that was real
I think the reasonable gap increases really quickly past like 20, and around 25 or so its kinda just gone
rip bro
who?

blud known for the best voice acting of all time
Especially 25 coz every just has a mental break down at 25
I should be more than prepared then
Litterally every one i know has had the same situation of hitting a massive paradigm shift
technically you dont finish puberty until 26
imagine not being a burnt out โgiftedโ kid
And changing core values
according to the internet thats everyone
32* I think
let me double check
its more like being either slightyl above average or just average and that was enough for you
i think those poeple just be going on the internet more lol
all im trying to say is that people can have normal healthy relationships with big age gaps. i think the suspicion is valid considering the tendency for age gaps to be synonymous with power dynamics, and how power dynamics can be synonymous with abuse and toxicity. but age gap is not NECESSARILY power dynamic, andeven if it is, power dynamic is not NECESSARILY harmful (some people r ok with it)
isnt there a thing about not your frontal lobe being mature
something with the brain anyway
until 26
ayo thats what i said
im gonna wait til my brain fully develops before i even start to think of going in a relationship
it's 12 am 
boohoo (its 3am)
the hormones hold no sovereignty over my mind
stfu vampire
guys my new title on the server is "philosopher" ok? you have to call me that from now on
go feed ur stupid kid
i will bite u on the neck
thats my mfing title
i have a 12 yr old son
i think theyre called thralls
LOL
gooners
uh?
no fuck off, goon has a different meaning
I dont know if im even seeing it in a power way. For me i just kinda look at life in milestones, and theres so many that come at the early adult stage of life that you end up an entirely different person. I personally dont think id wanna get with someone who is gonna change so much when im ready to kinda settle down a bit more.
Your brain never stops developing
damn these gen z kids giving words weird meanings
goons is such a fun word, wish those people would have named their hobby something else
Yeah multiple goons are gooners
minions and goons
we should nuke em
the power indirectly comes from having more milestones. More social experience, money, general awareness, etc
That makes sense ye
thats too merciful, lets have those type of people be condemned to a 6 day work week; 9-5 jobs
you joined at a bad time bud

Not bad...
God please, any fucking job in this economy. No one hiring for shit
just gotta keep looking
Do trade
just kill someone and take theirs
its called taking the initiative
light, u do realise ud be involved in this gen z plan right
Ophelia are you a body snatcher by any chance?
i just mentioned the power aspect because stink brought it up and i think its valid. i also think your milestone point is valid. but i think some people do genuinely fall in love with each other despite these things and find common ground despite their difference in where they are in life. sometimes it just works. personally i find those rare stories touching.
but again im talking about like adults that have mostly settled into the person they are (we change a lot in teenage years and early adulthood but more or less it slows down in later adulthood)
Impossible
I don't approve of it
i mean, i try not to define myself by my hobbies
theres a separation between gen z
whos going to tell bro about the fake job listings
2005 and below are the cool kids
"kids" ? 
any younger folks are CRINGE
damn, just missed the mark
Ye, it sounds alot like we pretty much agree with eachother almost entirely.
YES
i thought so :)
wait you an 05 kid?
AND TICK TOCKS
no
03?
skibidi, excuse you
โฆcan we up the year by one
howdy plum
hi
how you doin
anyone born after 9/11 is cringe, sorry ๐คทโโ๏ธ
where were YOU when 911 happened? (i was crawling)
Ophelia giga cringe
anyone that got born is cringe
im in pain
i was fabricated in a tube
eating dirt prolly idk
Me too
oh noooo :(
eyyyy tube bros
itll go away in a couple weeks right?
yeah
it'll be worth it in the end
I refuse to believe ophelia is older than 9/11
you also refused to believe that im older than you, but here we are
did you think it could have happened without me?
Because you're not??
headcanons
how is your child
mine?
moist?
ugh the dentist put glue on my teeth to stop me from biting my braces but now i cant clench my teeth properly bc my back tooth onthe left has too much
yes
hes 12
you know this
why do you bite your braces
yeah you have to make them fix that before you leave
Are you telling me to go spray my son?
i dont, its just bc of how they are
okay, i will
assuming younneed to of course
how else will he grow big and strong?
im already at home several hours after the appointment
yogurt and powder
bro do you actually feed him protine powder?
ye derived from bugs and stuff
protein
yeah just for the future. they should have asked you if anything was uncomforatble before u left tho
basically the only thing i feed him is yogurt and crushed up bugs
Ok I was about to freak if your bf was feeding him his muscle powder
i showed you what i feed him ๐ญ
i didnt really notice and honestly i was too focused on getting out of that room to care
I didn't know what kind of powder ok???
drugs
someone the other day told me that stinkbugs taste like umm
some herb i dont remember
what the fuck?
Grill
Who tf is eating stinkbugs
bear grillz mfs
coward
fuck bear grylls
les stroud is where its at
bear grylls is a FAKE
Stop saying it was your friends when it was youuuu ๐ญ
ig he is kinda old but aint he a lil old for you?
Someone teach me to say "r"
would you drink pee like bear grylls
everyone knows who bear is
i have no words
We need a Bear Grills, just some show with a bear BBQing
under what circumstances
CILANTRO i remembered
imagine being a pirate with nothing else to say
interesting
youre welcome
youre bored at 3am
then thatโs a solid no
doing it rn
has someone called cps
yous a freak
๐
cilantro pee service
lizzyyy finna be the next outbreak
did you spray your son btw?
gen chat became about piss again
did you tell him you love him?
so he didnt fight the spray bottle
whyyyyyyy
Go tell him you love him
u started this bitch
i dont wanna my bf is sleeping and my son is in the bedroom i dont wanna bother the mans
I see
i think we should put all kids in platos cave
ah yes
โthe mansโ
pee cave
lizzy no longer plungie
fever stop
OH MY GOD
He will go to bed knowing his mother does not love him/j
the end times is here
make em watch puppet shows til they brain become normal
based
MY PLUNGER IS GONEEEEEEEEE
welcome to the team
Send a celebratory pic now
Yes
why do i suddenly find you more attractive? weird
Yeah
No
i hate you

send a gif
sheโs taken
iโm not tho
DONT FALL FOR IT LIZ THEY TRICKIN U
ehehehehe pls save me from myself
do it eLIZabeth
no
send a gif
I forgot
damn so i cant compliment a ho
In general chat
Ophelia really hitting on a taken woman ๐ญ
dont use my full name it strikes fear into my heart
The perms are different
im not?
What happend to jaime
You can send pics in #pz_b42_chat
bet
jaime is a girl
he is not
WHAT
a girly girl
heโs an anus
girliest of them all
see this is why I'm confused
im inclined to believe plums
girlier than plums which is why shes salty
ikr
yeah
i cant believe im not plunger anymore yall
i kinda miss it lowkey
it was funny
LOL
send a gif eliza
mods make lizzy plungie again 
NO
I don't understand...what happend exactly
i dont wanna be girlie ew
do it ellie
NO
Now we can get rid of all the other plungers no issue
idk either tbh
cmon just one gif lia
Lia?????
it wouldnt hurt right beth
lia
CAN WE BAN THIS GUY
Elizabeth
What are you lot on about?
yeah its kinda fucked up ur the same rank as me. MODS
depression
and a lack of understanding
Ophelia really like them low rank
Huh...that made me more upset then I like to admit
I'm just an eepy girlie
nah dont be
Biiiig snoozies
why does light always weirdchamp me but he dont weirdchamp this huh
i knew it wasnโt gonna be a thing
LOL
Idk from what you said it sounded clear to me
dunno wats goin on 
idk
Snuggly
im being descriminated...
Execute
I won't ask, but from what you said the age gap was enough to end it
Not all of it
weโre like
three four years apart
anyways
no matter
tropical rainnnn
Iv been chilling in 30+c days for the last like 2 weeks straight
AAAA
someone teach her the formula
Im aussie
nani
Its summer

gimmie freedom units
ugh the fucking HEAT
thats australian right?
age/2 + 7
?
here at south america is summer
pretty sure it was in the bible tho?
If only it was 
i dont think thats what its for...
thatยดs a too much
maybe she just dont like reading
LMFAO
is this antitheist hours?
i read the bible as a kid for fun
(traumatised christian school kid)
pick me
I never been one to be religious tbh
no, just bored and lonely at the time
can we not go into the religion convo ๐ญ
I don't see a need for it 
i call cap
IFPOSSIBLE
we all have religious trauma?

That cat is so buff
believe what u want ig
whats his program
you gonna have to introduce something more unhinged then
i dont, i know that when i die there will be nothing
ughhh more unhinged than religion?
โฆi have a few ideas
go for it plums
nope
equally unhinged is acceptible ig
it will get me muted
maybe its ur turn to be muted
nope
lmao
nope ty
liz mad about that still
hmmmmm
obvs u have to find one thats technically not against the rules, thats what makes it fun
im not mad :)
ROUND
not mad at all :)
ugh
i appealed and gut unmuted early :3
is eevee ok
i honestly didnt care enough to appeal
Exiled to corner
Eevelyn likes the corner
and it helped me get off discord
i though u said this in response to @floral fiber s message LOL
It is said that when rats are unsure if a peice of food is poisoned. They will convince the younger rats to eat the food first and see if they die. So if you are ever asking yourself "why did ghoti make me say something that get me banned??" Always remember this c:
fucker
every rat for itself
knew i couldnt trust you
sigh, your so cool and chilled out and shit
We are fren
quien habla espรฑal para jugar
you will get muted replying to me
espaรฑol
If me no fren y fren shape?
wrong
hes a fish

ghoti after successfully picking the most fucked up looking fish he could find -_-
Interruptor de reglas
idk why but that fish is relatable
it looks like its suffering ngl
Looking like it's dying?
like it shouldnt have been bred into existence
yes
like shit looks cruel
it honestly does ๐ญ ๐คฃ
nah he just likes doing that
yeah too many people be having kids and shit
"This is what happens when man tries to play gooooood!"
how are you so effortlessly out of pocket
ADHD
UGH U BEAT ME TO IT
IM SO MAD
OH MY GOD
LOL
Has everyone wished the plushie a happy birthday?
take more typing lessons ig
If I wasn't reformed I'd say twice as many shit in half the time
who is the plushie
Max is the plushie
raccoon up ur bum
It is its birthday
sorry for the troll image
oh
happi birthday max
if by reformed you mean past your prime ๐
accept this owl in apology
moist
I lied
Its so cute oh my god
whatever happened to that tiktok ban that was gonna happen?
didnt it last like 9 hours
It's post poned
It was a publicity stunt
ive watched this like 3 times
wonder how many zoomer died of understimulation. tragic.
last time I can post this this year
well anon doesn't want what I wanted to tell them clearly ๐
Someone called the guy who committed a goonicide a goonfather ๐
it happens ๐

