general_chat

[neat moat]

There should be a lot of characters added honestly

[fast flare]

at computer, can research for you lazy bastards now

[dawn spade]

Ye

[toxic relic]

fellas

[dawn spade]

Tbf does any one actually still play smash

[neat moat]

Like how can you not add Mr Freeman

[toxic relic]

ive fallen into a hole

[karmic jetty]

whos smashing

[fast flare]

i thought they did? was that a meme?

[toxic relic]

of gay bowser art

[neat moat]

100% meme

[dawn spade]

Hasnt everyone gone back to melee yet as they always do

[neat moat]

Do ur research

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/the-wild-thornberrys-nigel-smashing-smile-amazed-gif-4000371

[neat moat]

I think that's enough gay bowser stink

[toxic relic]

wrong

[dawn spade]

What

[toxic relic]

theres never enough

[karmic jetty]

so long gay bowser

[dawn spade]

No one mentioned gay bowser other than you in like, 10 minutes

[neat moat]

You haven't called into work in 2 days

your family worries about you

[toxic relic]

i worked yesterday

its a public holiday

[neat moat]

that was a week ago.....

[toxic relic]

my bf is sitting next to me

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/leave-me-alone-moushley-re4-resident-evil-mouse-ashley-gif-5089338190799644129

get out of my head

[karmic jetty]

tell ur bf i said hi and i want 20 grand from u specifically

[dawn spade]

Whats that gotta do with missing work and fucking gay bowser?

[neat moat]

stink owe a lot of ppl money

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/30000-usd-gif-13674633028161831364

[toxic relic]

family not worried

family here

[dawn spade]

O

[floral fiber]

:(

[neat moat]

It was all an elaborate prank

His bf was a paid actor

[dawn spade]

Idk, if i were sitting next to my fam talking about anime girls i think they silently be worried

[toxic relic]

he says hi :] and that paypal doesnt work in nz sorry

also he likes ur art

the doodles in chat

[dawn spade]

Thanks

[dawn spade]

Im not very good at it

[toxic relic]

wrong

[karmic jetty]

this is pog

[toxic relic]

your family is lame

[neat moat]

I already know his bf has high praises for me 😎

[toxic relic]

he's afraid of you

[neat moat]

Better to be feared than to be loved if you cannot have both

[toxic relic]

mr stink cannot let this slide

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

my mother saw me play nikki the other day

[toxic relic]

bad?

[dawn spade]

Idk eha that is

[toxic relic]

what the fuck is nikki

[karmic jetty]

open world dress up game

[toxic relic]

ic

well

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/zoomies-gif-17091267398495912253

[dawn spade]

I love how he stops in front

[toxic relic]

hmmm

[neat moat]

I'm curious, what caused your bf to tremble in fear before me. What was the final nail 🤔

[toxic relic]

you should get blackmail on ur parent

[toxic relic]

i ask, one moment

[dawn spade]

Im fine with the traditional envelope

[fast flare]

https://adictec.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/AReviewonNightEnhancementEyedropsUsingChlorine6.pdf
https://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/acs.jpclett.9b02911

Its actually been done with both a photosensitizer and the artificial activation of rhodopsin which is what gives humans what night vision we have naturally. The half life of rhodospin in the human eye is around 10 days, but for it to last that long you'd have to avoid lights >10 lux for the entire period. @toxic relic @neat moat

[karmic jetty]

[fast flare]

The photosensitizer is the one i was talking about initially

[neat moat]

PHISHERRR

ABORT ABORT

[karmic jetty]

the half life...

[dawn spade]

Alyx

[plucky pelican]

anyone in here want project zomboid that doesnt have it?

[karmic jetty]

the freeman cameo at the end of alyx was so pog

[fleet marten]

What a good person fr

[dawn spade]

I assume we all have it

But assuming this isnt a scam somehow appreciate the offer

[neat moat]

No I just came here for the free samples

[plucky pelican]

i accidentally bought an account wit it lol so im just tryna sell the account

5 bucks lmao

[karmic jetty]

im here bcs i bought the timeshare

[dawn spade]

Hmm

Makes sense

[fast flare]

half life is the time it takes for half of something to decay/metabolize/react depending on the context

[toxic relic]

man returns with answers:
bf said its a combo of the first time you mentioned...yknow and when he realised your user was a reference to that pronunciation joke.

yw

he's afraid of angry armchair/linguists.

[plucky pelican]

if someone wants the account lmk, i have all the info for the steam n email. 5$ you can flip the account if u want

[dawn spade]

You can go now i think

Dismissed

[river osprey]

Mods, crush this man

[dawn spade]

Wtf

[karmic jetty]

sitch so bad a goblin spawned in a raised concern

[neat moat]

It was a heat of the momment! You can't hold that against me foreva

[dawn spade]

Wyy would you write that in your bio

What a strange man

[neat moat]

Second part yeah totally valid lol

[plucky pelican]

youll get sexually offened

be careful

[karmic jetty]

ok lil vro

[plucky pelican]

offended

[unreal bane]

Alright what the heck is all this.

[plucky pelican]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/910724185385476116/1115484087789039658/F50B056F-8249-43E1-A013-DECBD69EA64C.gif

[dawn spade]

It was a scam now its bait

[karmic jetty]

D class personnel goin sicko mode

[plucky pelican]

its not a scam i just dont want this fucking account lmao

[neat moat]

Should we report to mods?

[dawn spade]

I would but im lazy

[neat moat]

I did it twice

[plucky pelican]

report what that im tryna under sell there game to the peoples

[dawn spade]

07

And that we dont like you very much

[plucky pelican]

someone gotta do it

[neat moat]

@lunar saddle I choose you!

[dawn spade]

Mostly the latter tbh

[karmic jetty]

u got a permit for that

no sellin allowed

[plucky pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-gif-15687325833433865178

[neat moat]

Illigal zomboid smuggling

[unreal bane]

So you're using this Discord as a platform to openly disregard circumvent and violate Steam's user policies?

[fast flare]

https://adictec.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/AReviewonNightEnhancementEyedropsUsingChlorine6.pdf
https://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/acs.jpclett.9b02911

Its actually been done with both a photosensitizer and the artificial activation of rhodopsin which is what gives humans what night vision we have naturally. The half life of rhodospin in the human eye is around 10 days, but for it to last that long you'd have to avoid lights >10 lux for the entire period. @toxic relic @neat moat

you mf

made fun of me for liek 20 minutes

and ignore my research>

[dawn spade]

Wel ye

[fast flare]

what is this country coming to

[karmic jetty]

erm repost

[plucky pelican]

sure

[dawn spade]

It didnt intuitively make sense

[polar kernel]

bruh i feel ill

[neat moat]

Do you guys ever just accidentally press a button and find out something yiu didn't know your phone could do?

[dawn spade]

And ur (reasearch) was, just trust me bro

Until now

[neat moat]

ILL GET BACK TO YOU

[dawn spade]

Good job finding an article

[toxic relic]

my sentiment

but im busy now

so, get ignored

[fast flare]

this is how democracy dies, saddening

i read a book like this one time

called 1984

[karmic jetty]

democracy dies when the ppl allow it and voted for it

[neat moat]

If it makes you feel better I'll read it after I eat

[dawn spade]

Ill never read it

I dont actually care, iv already forgotten the topic

[neat moat]

ophelia ill say I'm wrong if you report the guy

[karmic jetty]

[fast flare]

the cp guy? i did like 5 minutes ago lol

[fast flare]

i didnt know you were even involed, maybe talk louder next time?

[dawn spade]

I like to mumble passive aggresively

[karmic jetty]

club penguin

[fleet marten]

Lmao

[fast flare]

rhetorical genius

[neat moat]

I'm SO so S O R R Y I ever doubted your genius. Ophelia, please, please don't kill me with your mind powers. I am meek and stupid. I didn't know any better. Please accept my apology for disagreeing with you 🙏

[dawn spade]

Oh. Yeh he never actually said anything about cp thats a stretch

[karmic jetty]

this is discordia

one wrong slip and u will get aura farmed

[neat moat]

don't you mean kiwi farmed?

[karmic jetty]

idontgetit

[fast flare]

tell us more about how we're mistreating that guy

[neat moat]

they don't know 💀

[fast flare]

classic zeerol

[neat moat]

head empty

[fast flare]

does nicotine work on cats/

[dawn spade]

Dude just wanted to rob you of your life savings. And likes to "pretend?" To be convicted of sexual assault. Other than that his innocent.

[fast flare]

kinda not fair if they get nicotine and catnip

[karmic jetty]

catnip dealer

[neat moat]

maybe but I red second hand smoak is especially bad for cats

[karmic jetty]

smoak

[fast flare]

i heard they can die from fucking essential oils

so i believe

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/tuco-punch-better-call-saul-salamanca-tuco-salamanca-gif-13343621127602985946

[dawn spade]

Not to essential oils to them

[tribal cedar]

Who hurt the cats?

[neat moat]

we did 😔

[dawn spade]

Not me

[neat moat]

except Mike

[dawn spade]

Ye

Not mike

Or me

[neat moat]

me is the head of the operation

[dawn spade]

Me and mike didnt do it

Milk is too spicy also didnt do it

[neat moat]

the kids at school keep bullying me 😭

[tall glen]

its a little more in depth as the time changes

after each decay

theres a formula I cant be bothered to look up

[fast flare]

its just half the starting amount im pretty sure

[tall glen]

its fun

as its sometimes faster then you'd think

and sometimes a long long time

[fierce vault]

why its so hard to hardwire a jeep

[tall glen]

The half-life of tellurium-128 is over 160 trillion times greater than the age of the universe, which is 4.35×1017 seconds.

see, fun!

[neat moat]

skill issue

[fierce vault]

i got it

[unreal bane]

Higher engine quality = harder to hotwire.

[tall glen]

nobody agrees with me?

[steep osprey]

no clue what you’re talking about

[neat moat]

No Idid

[steep osprey]

I just play my junk food game

[neat moat]

but telepathically

[dawn spade]

So fun

What a giggly good time we're having with this information

[neat moat]

Jeeze might as well push him over at that point

[tall glen]

instead of plastics lets make everything out of tellurium 128

[dawn spade]

Lets make everything out of graphene

Doesnt matter that we're just god awful at producing it

U have to use it

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-19452102

[worn linden]

Isaac Asimov cooked but the movie was kinda eh IMO

[toxic relic]

isaac does not cook

[toxic relic]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=aSfMKP3nTEQ&si=yV8Xd4zBRvajBiRB

[neat moat]

Stink would be the kind of professor to have everyone play kahoot, but we'd all have to use generated names

[toxic relic]

i would never teach in the first place

im not a brave man

nor do i care about kids that much tbh

[neat moat]

I said professor 💀

[toxic relic]

20 yos are kids

NOOOO

ITS OVER

[neat moat]

ha ha ha ha ha

[toxic relic]

FUCK

[tall glen]

they are kids you can legally punch

[neat moat]

One slip up was all it took

[toxic relic]

[hardy mural]

You are rank #157 at level 25 with 28,900 experience. (2,450 left for the next level)
[ ] 0%

[toxic relic]

i cant believe this

[neat moat]

How does it feel

[toxic relic]

bad

its bad dude

[neat moat]

You'll have to start over

start a new life

new name

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/isaac-the-binding-of-isaac-breathing-sad-lonely-gif-17809761

[karmic jetty]

oh my glob

fartass has the badge of shame

[tall glen]

you glob

[karmic jetty]

SHAMEEEE

[restive pollen]

bruh

[restive pollen]

My brother is a vampire

[tall glen]

wait,

[restive pollen]

I had to WAKE him up at 1pm today

[tall glen]

I have it too

[karmic jetty]

shame

i spit on u ptuih

[tall glen]

sad

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-want-to-play-with-you-anymore-toy-story-i-dont-wanna-play-with-you-anymore-dont-wanna-play-no-more-play-gif-26906930

my relationship with stink

[karmic jetty]

he is now part of the system

[toxic relic]

ok bigpoo

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/its-true-it-is-true-sad-joker-the-joker-gif-5019599950275042907

[karmic jetty]

who knighted u

[toxic relic]

i killed a knight

[neat moat]

Margaret thatcher

[toxic relic]

and stole his identity

[toxic relic]

i piss on this fuckers grave

[neat moat]

Margret Thatcher the milk snatcher

[toxic relic]

the first gender neutral bathroom was thatchers funeral patch

[karmic jetty]

was this the line that sealed ur fate

[toxic relic]

confirmed

[karmic jetty]

unreal

[toxic relic]

it was

[fast flare]

imagine being a peasent and you drop a rock on a knight and you go home to tell people

they would think ur so cool

[neat moat]

As they say, karma's a bitch

[fast flare]

i wonder could you keep his armour

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-get-unreal-unreal-unreal-engine-meme-gif-10382982726133854226

[toxic relic]

jojo

[karmic jetty]

moni

[toxic relic]

u would likely get killed by other knights or made an example of by a noble dickhead

:[

[neat moat]

I dont know actually. I'm wondering if you'd have to give it up bc there were strict codes on peasants

[fast flare]

nah i think they would high five me prolly

[toxic relic]

knights are cowards

[keen sun]

so vegetarians are better basically

thats what im hearing

[karmic jetty]

?

[toxic relic]

theyre the precursors to debt collectors and 🐷

[toxic relic]

courts

the hearing

[neat moat]

remember kids, peasents are one step above slaves

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

skip the peasantries

[toxic relic]

the fuedal system

[fast flare]

hiding in they armour

[toxic relic]

pheasantries

[fast flare]

we should make cops wear armour

[toxic relic]

they do

[fast flare]

metal shit homie

[toxic relic]

lol

[fast flare]

not that tacticringe shit

[neat moat]

I forgot what it was called. But somone said it pretty well that feaudalism is a unbalanced hirarchy woth instability serountable to its continued existence

[karmic jetty]

nah man why make them more tanku

tanku

tanky

frick

[toxic relic]

exactly

[neat moat]

They already have armored vehicles

[toxic relic]

let the larpers wear the armour

and the cosplayers

[fast flare]

I forgot what it was called. But somone said it pretty well that capitalisms is a unbalanced hierarchy with instability contradictory to its continued existence

[toxic relic]

at least theyre trained for longer than 2 weeks

[karmic jetty]

i dont want no judge dredd giving me a ticket

[toxic wharf]

BIG POO MENTIONED

[fast flare]

ghoti ur like a commy but for fuedalism, real

[karmic jetty]

holy moly d-16

[neat moat]

Scarcity is paramount to its own existance

[toxic wharf]

Big poo i love you Big poo

[fast flare]

cant ticket if cant catch

[toxic relic]

go go gadget smoke bomb

[neat moat]

que

[fast flare]

post scarcity when

[toxic relic]

FUCK DUDE this fucking badge sucks

[neat moat]

Did you actually dig up my feudal syndicalism joke???

[karmic jetty]

badge of shameeee

[karmic jetty]

u werent even here that long

[toxic relic]

ik

[karmic jetty]

certified yapper

[toxic relic]

i yap a lot

[karmic jetty]

digital devil saga rahhh

[toxic relic]

at work

[karmic jetty]

PEAK

[fast flare]

yapaholic

[neat moat]

how tf you yap so much when you have a job

[fast flare]

yaptastrophie

[neat moat]

BRO HAS A JOB

[fast flare]

bro skiving

[toxic relic]

i sit in a room and look at documents on 1 monitor with discord up on the other

[fast flare]

told u

[karmic jetty]

sign me up

[dawn spade]

Woa

[toxic relic]

and if any snitches check on me i just open up my work server and pretend im angry about incorrect documentation on aproof

crazy

[dawn spade]

U got the the no life badge

[toxic relic]

ik dude

[neat moat]

how true for you?

[dawn spade]

Time to delete the acc and start again

[toxic relic]

completely true

[fast flare]

gotta get the excel hotkey

[strange spruce]

time to spend the entire day killing demonic gorillas again but this time with emberlight

[toxic relic]

and when i do field research i spend most of the time batting away bugs and waiting while looking at terrible results

[strange spruce]

oh and probably do the karamja diary while am at it

[fast flare]

no but... the economy... the GDP is going up tho...

[dawn spade]

Life has all the potential to totaly rule

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-22469622

[dawn spade]

Just do something you like doing regularaly

[neat moat]

Do you also question the status quo comrade 🤨

[fast flare]

we talking about work lil homie

[strange spruce]

true,but it HASNT RULED IN LAST 19 YEARS

[dawn spade]

Looked wider than that to me

[strange spruce]

MAYBE it gets better

[fast flare]

work is like 1/3 of ur day wdym

[strange spruce]

i'll see

[fast flare]

id cap a couple opps for +8 hours a day easy

[warped skiff]

i get 10-12 hour shifts

sucks

[neat moat]

oof

[dawn spade]

I was doing that for about a year

Decreased it to 8 recently tho

[neat moat]

good

[toxic relic]

too bad you cant decrease the size of deez nuts

[dawn spade]

Nit good

I needa get my shit back together

[toxic relic]

they are a medical anomaly

[dawn spade]

Next week

[neat moat]

You know what, I fucking will

[strange spruce]

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/pondering-pondering-my-orb-my-orb-orb-pondering-my-pondering-my-orb-orb-gif-17751526285766661684

[karmic jetty]

fartass with the badge feels diff

[dawn spade]

Take one off

[toxic relic]

ik dood

[karmic jetty]

is like i dunno him anymore

[dawn spade]

And then cut the remaining one in half

[toxic relic]

im the same man

[strange spruce]

mr fartass,i hardly know er

[karmic jetty]

no

[strange spruce]

type shit

[toxic relic]

im a different man

[strange spruce]

anyways

[karmic jetty]

u let the badge defined u

ur DEAD to us

[dawn spade]

Wheres my fucking badge

[strange spruce]

up yer

[dawn spade]

Im older than half this chat

[strange spruce]

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/strike-mad-angry-anime-thunderstorm-gif-10742574535492695741

[karmic jetty]

ur alllllllll old

[strange spruce]

nuh uh

[fast flare]

( x ) doubt

[dawn spade]

I mean in server time

Altho also that

[neat moat]

Stink about to become eunuch stink

[strange spruce]

something something muh honor

still goated

[neat moat]

the lag

[karmic jetty]

i can sense the mental decay lotg is experiencing with all the trol and irony emotes he been using

[toxic relic]

indeed

[strange spruce]

zeerol...

[toxic relic]

its veritable at this point

[strange spruce]

i found the trollface discord serber,..,,

[karmic jetty]

so joever

[toxic relic]

bros lost to the darkness now

[strange spruce]

[karmic jetty]

aw hell nah not one of those

[strange spruce]

[karmic jetty]

ur beyond cooked

[neat moat]

zeerol are your pronouns zee/rol?

[karmic jetty]

sous vide

dry aged

[dawn spade]

Its just z

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/not-funny-you-got-the-whole-squad-laughing-bruh-cringe-gif-21821583

[dawn spade]

Oh pronouns

[strange spruce]

comedy

[dawn spade]

I thought he was asking how to pronounce it

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-the-office-michael-scott-steve-carell-gif-7398469

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

[karmic jetty]

ghoti falling off

[toxic relic]

cambrie type gif

[strange spruce]

fellouf

[fast flare]

i remember pronoun jokes, used to tell those back in the war

[toxic relic]

ghoti is really falling off

[karmic jetty]

fartass now policing chat

this the bad timeline

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

we live in the darkest timeline

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

kill me please

[strange spruce]

[dawn spade]

Chat how do i play darkest dungeon on mobile

Thats all i want

[strange spruce]

same

would be baller

[dawn spade]

It may be all iv ever wanted

[karmic jetty]

steam link

cloud gaming sumthin sumthin

xbox

[dawn spade]

Wait, aftually yeh i might be able to

My parents tv can play it

[fast flare]

go to cmd and run rm -rf / --no-preserve-root

[dawn spade]

Through ge force

Or gz force or something

[strange spruce]

ok ill do uhhhhh some of the karamja diaries today i think

[lament acorn]

I gotta get sleep and im not happy about it

[strange spruce]

i didnt get enough sleep

i WANT TO SLEEP MORE.

[fast flare]

try: eat a whole can of coffee grounds

[lament acorn]

sleeping is stupid

[neat moat]

sleep is for the weak

[lament acorn]

science can't prove why we need it

but brain says I need

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/medievaldynasty-medieval-dynasty-medieval-rendercube-no-gif-4146779107088807696

[strange spruce]

honk shoo honk shoo cant hear you

[dawn spade]

Too complicated i give up

Big sad man

[fast flare]

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOO KCD2 coming out in like a week, first game i ever preordered

[dawn spade]

I should cough up the dollars and get a steam deck

[fast flare]

no, we have steam deck at home

stinky u play KCD too?

[toxic relic]

sometimes

[dawn spade]

But your home isnt my home 😔😪

[lament acorn]

anyone play crusader kings III?

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/never-forget-who-was-there-for-u-at-ur-lowest-gif-17293462951244376944

[fast flare]

ofc u do 🤭

[lament acorn]

what's that mean

[fast flare]

u just got the vibes homie

[lament acorn]

I got CK3 vibes

W or L chat

[fast flare]

i played for a bit but it kinda sucks without dlc so i quit

[dawn spade]

U have a whole ass discord account bro

[lament acorn]

its fun as hell with mods

but yeah

[dawn spade]

Just all of its a thijg

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/lick-licking-disturbing-hawt-gif-11208945256316741062

[neat moat]

I play stellaris

[dawn spade]

We need to bring back dislike buttons

[toxic relic]

i also play stellaris

[lament acorn]

compelling argument
however

[neat moat]

this brings back memories

[fast flare]

is that the space civ game

[toxic relic]

real

[neat moat]

Ehh

[toxic relic]

uh yeah technically

[dawn spade]

Offworld mining companies pretty cool

[toxic relic]

its not eally a civ game

[neat moat]

It's like a space roleplay game

You build an empire

[dawn spade]

Its an rts civ game

[neat moat]

kinda like 4x but more rp

[fast flare]

rp as all devouring swarm

[neat moat]

it seriously has a numbers problem though

[neat moat]

Oh yeah I know you would

[fast flare]

ima trun you into a damn number

[neon bramble]

MP stellaris is angrier than MP Civ

[toxic relic]

math man can do that

i never mp stellaris

no fuckin way am i doin that

[dawn spade]

Whats mpijg

[fast flare]

mp rts with randos is what i imagine hell is like

[dawn spade]

Mping

[toxic relic]

multiplayer

[neat moat]

The problem is when the numbers come before fun. Like the only two things that matter are alloys and science

[dawn spade]

O

[neon bramble]

as long as everyone has a conversation about which mods to enable

[toxic relic]

valid

[neat moat]

what games you play ophelia?

[fast flare]

Maschinenpistole

[neat moat]

ophelia playing postal makes everything make sense

[neon bramble]

I'

[fast flare]

recently pz and FTD. Generally i be playing isometric type shit but sometimes shooters

[neon bramble]

I'd rather play a normal RTS MP with randos than stellaris

[neat moat]

Multi or single

[neon bramble]

cause those are actually built for sweating

[fast flare]

player? single

[neon bramble]

stellaris is nice if everyone's agreeing to RP to an extent

[neat moat]

ah damn, 42 is single and all the cool new shit is there

I should head back tbh

[fast flare]

i was imagining that it was an rts that youre like 10 years behind on

[neat moat]

but my itch is gone

[neat moat]

stellaris mp is cancer

like most degen shit

[neon bramble]

if ya'll are running meta builds for maximum efficiency you may as well play starcraft or something

its real funny when it's 6 hours in, delerium is kicking in and some people are starting to get drunk

[fast flare]

in pz?

[neon bramble]

diff game

[fast flare]

stellaris??

[neat moat]

were talking about stellaris 🙄

yeah duuuh

[fast flare]

hey can you come kill this guy for me

oh sorry wrong chat

[neon bramble]

go back to #pz_chat smh

[fast flare]

you mean pz_b42_chat_no_mp_yet?

[heady basin]

THE BOX
YOU OPENED IT

[neon bramble]

in the name of keeping things going we usually just let people play whatever AI empire killed them

[heady basin]

AND I CAME

[neat moat]

me when I get you

[livid notch]

[neon bramble]

unless it's a FE, for shits and gigs it was allowed once and never again

[stable oar]

is there a way to reduce memory usage

[fast flare]

nuh uh i have jetpacks so i fly away and then i blast you with laser guns

[heady basin]

i love the hellraiser villains

[toxic relic]

stop thinking

[neat moat]

giga brain

[fast flare]

close chrome

[heady basin]

i an once again sweating like nuts and i have no reason to be

[fast flare]

shut up i blasted you

dead cant talk

[neat moat]

yeah well I used my invisibility force feild

[stable oar]

i closed everything aside from the game.

[fast flare]

that just makes you invisible not block lasers idiot

[stable oar]

its consuming 20+gb and lagging me

[fast flare]

got discord open

[neat moat]

Do you want to allocate more memory or make it use less?

[fast flare]

sounds like one of his mods is memory leaking lol

[livid notch]

Turn on AC

[fast flare]

i was havin that earlier

[heady basin]

it’s already on

[stable oar]

not sure how it would be memory leaking only few minutes after starting the game

[fast flare]

bad programming

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/discordian-discordia-discord-drama-yakuza-gif-8840380755664295327

[fast flare]

im friends with that guy in the white jacket so he wouldnt do that to me

[heady basin]

?

[stable oar]

i mean i can post a list

[fast flare]

you dare ? me?

[heady basin]

im confused

[fast flare]

just look at ur logs

[livid notch]

He's a cool guy

[neat moat]

according to my research you explicitly said you "had no friends" so it is IMPOSSIBLE for you to be friends with them 🤓

[fast flare]

my issue was with one of my traits i think. or something related to exp

[lost mauve]

👍

[fast flare]

made friends with him since then

idiot

1st friend

[neat moat]

we're not

friends?

[fast flare]

um

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-crying-spunchbop-gary-sad-gif-23822800

[lost mauve]

😱😱😱😱😱

[fast flare]

i like to save that position for people who can beat up others for me

[tall glen]

I am alive

[neat moat]

I can

I call it "calling the cops on them"

[fast flare]

ig we can be friends then

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-punch-markiplier-punch-attack-fight-gif-23206537

[toxic relic]

according to this
you stil had no friends yesterday
it is extremely unlikely for you to build up a friendship in less than 24 hours
#general_chat message
where is your evidence?

[fast flare]

OH NO YOU KILLED HIM

[livid notch]

[patent surge]

https://tenor.com/view/you-violated-the-law-your-stolen-goods-are-now-forfeit-law-gif-19856084

[toxic relic]

at the very minimum, your sentence was reductive

reconsider in the future

🤓

[neat moat]

do the

wiggle finger

[toxic relic]

🤓

[livid notch]

Doubt

[toxic relic]

tsk tsk tsk ophelia

"you have u-underestimated the investigative prowess of general chat" 🤓
"we are not to be trifled with"

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-steve-carrell-michael-scott-peeking-spying-gif-8222622

[fast flare]

"When in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes, I all alone beweep my outcast state... Haply I think on thee, and then my state... Sings hymns at heaven's gate."

evidence aquired

gonna disagree with shakespear

[toxic relic]

uh this just proves my point?

youre alone

[neat moat]

she got chat gbt defending her 😭

[toxic relic]

also shakespear is ez to disagree with

bro was NOT cooking

[fast flare]

then why they teach him in school and shit

dumbass

[neat moat]

they teach a lot of crap in school

[toxic relic]

do you want me to talk about the crumbling of the education system

[fast flare]

school is smarter than both of yall combined im sorry to say

[toxic relic]

and how it was always shit

bro quoted sonnet 29 and thinks theyre better than us

[neat moat]

guys I hear an owl outside

[toxic relic]

the most edgelord of shakespeares work

and thats an achievement

[fleet marten]

Fr

[toxic relic]

owls r cool

[neat moat]

First one I heard in years

[toxic relic]

say hi

to the owl

[fleet marten]

https://tenor.com/view/animal-bird-owl-look-gif-16683467

[neat moat]

It disappeared

[fast flare]

nah dis gpt

"Majima-san, My Chaotic Guardian"

Cut up the neon—slice it thin!
Osaka sings in bat-cracked laughter
Alleyways cough up men like stray yen
And Majima-san winks—“Oi, ya need a favor, friend?”

Shuffling cards, shuffling teeth—
A dance, a stab, a giddy shriek!
Leather snake coils, patches gleam,
Bats tap skulls in a rhythm supreme.

“Hit ‘im once for a soda debt!”
“Twice ‘cause he looked at me wrong!”
Majima-san pirouettes—
Boot to ribs, it’s a yakuza song.

I sip my drink, cherry and ice,
A world where chaos feels so nice.
“Another round?”—the streets all cry,
Majima bows—“Who’s next to fly?”

And Osaka glows in shattered light,
Majima grins, I feel alright.

[fleet marten]

Poetry?

[neat moat]

it's a work of art

[fast flare]

Dada poetry

[neat moat]

why not mama poetry?

[fast flare]

TO MAKE A DADAIST POEM
Take a newspaper.
Take some scissors.
Choose from this paper an article of the length you want to make your poem.
Cut out the article.
Next carefully cut out each of the words that makes up this article and put them all in a bag.
Shake gently.
Next take out each cutting one after the other.
Copy conscientiously in the order in which they left the bag.
The poem will resemble you.
And there you are—an infinitely original author of charming sensibility, even though unappreciated by the vulgar herd.
—Tristan Tzara, 1920

invented by some swedish guy

aka random nonsense

[toxic relic]

why the fuck is dragon age inquisition so dense

[neat moat]

[fast flare]

its called art

fucker

[toxic relic]

its gud its just so much shit

[neat moat]

Ophelia actively spreading disinformation

[toxic relic]

when does the gay wizard arrive

[fast flare]

spreading misinfo about art is actually art so

[toxic relic]

im still in the hinterlands

[neat moat]

stink

[fast flare]

i cant remember shit about that game ngl

[neat moat]

whats your opinion on the funny Japanese cartoons?

[toxic relic]

?

specify

[fleet marten]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/991793738584178738/1033050669025861632/attachment-19.gif

[neat moat]

stink please

animoo

[fast flare]

fuck i left my webcam on

[fleet marten]

Lmao

[toxic relic]

anime? just the entire medium

i have nuanced feelings about it

[neat moat]

all it

let it all out

[fast flare]

2 much pedo imo

[neat moat]

this is a safe space

true

[toxic relic]

im busy

[neat moat]

yeah why tf is that

[toxic relic]

you two talk about it

[neat moat]

but she scares me 🥺

[toxic relic]

too bad

im gone

[fast flare]

if i kill him youre technically liable, you know?

[neat moat]

how so?

[karmic jetty]

chimken

[tall glen]

Jackie wouldnt kill me, I can name all his best movies

[dawn spade]

Who wants to play poker?

[neat moat]

me

[dawn spade]

Ok

I have a royal flush you have a pair of 7s

I all in

Gimme all your money

[neat moat]

I thought you wanted to play an actual game

[dawn spade]

Idk how we could do that

[neat moat]

vc

stay muted

or not idc

[surreal mirage]

Amogus

[fast flare]

surely theres an online version

[neat moat]

too much work

besides it's late and I'm eepy

some other time

[fast flare]

idc i hate poker

[neat moat]

you wound me

I will haunt your dreams

[fast flare]

i just wont sleep

checkmate

also i can do anything in my dreams so i would just beat u up

idiot

[neat moat]

:(

In your dream we will be playing poker

[tall glen]

I respect your poor life decisions Ghoti

[neat moat]

this is no escape

[hard schooner]

rather play balatro

[fast flare]

rare cat

[sage rain]

does anyone use calm before the storm mod

[tall glen]

I wanna do stuff

but cant

[sage rain]

i tried it but i think my settings were wrong and nothing happened for a few days

[sage rain]

why not

[fleet marten]

What stops you

[unreal bane]

Not anymore. It made for some ridiculous zed floods not seen since Moses parted the Zed Sea.

[sage rain]

i must be doing somth wrong then

[unreal bane]

That's when it gets you. The only notice you have are audio cues, usually at night.

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/reply-ping-discord-thanos-gif-24654532

[sage rain]

thankypu

[unreal bane]

What it does is it pulls zeds out of your area (including any nearby towns/POIs) and gathers them somewhere until a trigger time. Then unleash them all at once.

[sage rain]

will running around heaps mess this up

[unreal bane]

Depends on your location, the zed wave can take a day or two to reach you. You'll be fighting about say, 3-4 entire towns' worth of zeds at once.

[sage rain]

oh my

[unreal bane]

Not really. Unless you kill them, the mod will pull them back to their 'gathering point' once you exit the area.

[sage rain]

i survived pike 5 days will i have to wait longer or am i jus impatient

[sage rain]

knowleadgble andy

[unreal bane]

If the mod works, you'll hear it. Very loud, unusual and creepy wind.

[sage rain]

the zombies never rlly ran off to a new spot so i think i messed up

or do the nearbye ones not run off

[unreal bane]

What we tried to do was find out where they gather, then send people to annoy them - like, kill them bit by bit.

But the mod ends up pulling more from other locations until it meets their "quota". So it was doomed to failure.

[sage rain]

moly could be meta?

[lament acorn]

Creepy wind

[unreal bane]

They'll move out of towns over time, in a "departure" phase. Then enter a "gather" phase.

[lament acorn]

Love to hear it

[dawn spade]

Dont do stuff

[sage rain]

its definitely my fav mod concept ive seen so ima try play a little longer see what happens

[unreal bane]

Hard to say. Since it'll always find a way to pull even more zeds.

In the end as long as you have respawn on, you'll eventually be overrun.

[sage rain]

sounds like a rlly efficent way to clear nearbye towns tho

ah i play with respawn turned very down

[unreal bane]

Can be. The mod made nearby towns eerily safe to loot. We could go in alone, and I've even done empty bag runs.

[sage rain]

i like that sm

OH

I FOUND A SETTING THAT LETS U SEE PHASE LOGS

SO I CAN TELL IF ITS WORKING

YAYAY

[unreal bane]

Since it basically empties towns of zeds.

[sage rain]

combining it with horde night would make for a rlly good challenge

just need barricade damage on

[unreal bane]

I just didn't like that it will always pull zeds from further out even if you intercept the swarm before they attack.

So let's say you base in Dixie, and the swarm comes from the west. So it pulls zeds from Muldraugh.

If you intercept the swarm or clean out the town beforehand, it'll pull zeds from March Ridge.

[sage rain]

pulling up a map

i only got like 500 hours

iont know where dixie is

[unreal bane]

Kill those, zeds in Rosewood will start an exodus that takes several days.

[tall glen]

yeah I dont have many hours this week either

[unreal bane]

It's right between Muldraugh and West Point. A little trailer park thingy with gas station and diner.

[wraith dust]

I’ve never tried horse night

[sage rain]

i see it

[wraith dust]

It looks really fun

[sage rain]

yeah thats not the best

[wraith dust]

One of my issues with vanilla zomboid is…..

[sage rain]

try it

[wraith dust]

Sure I fortified my base

[sage rain]

lack of base defense

[wraith dust]

But like….. for what? lol

[sage rain]

yeah they need to fix it

[wraith dust]

For real

I can be gone for days

0 zombies at base

Maybe like

[unreal bane]

The zeds will always know where you are. So within the next few days, you could be driving up an entirely-unrelated highway.

[wraith dust]

3

[unreal bane]

And you run right smack into the biggest murder meatball of your entire PZ career - just standing in the middle of the road.

[tall glen]

hana is a zombie magnet

[unreal bane]

Because the mod picked that spot as the 'gather point'.

[sage rain]

that sounds fun

[tall glen]

I have car phyics mod, I just run over the zombers in a truck

car barely slows down

[wraith dust]

Is it out for b42? Might not be

[sage rain]

no clue i dont think so

steam page is all people begging for it in 43

42

[tall glen]

anyone want some potato chips

[sage rain]

nah

[tall glen]

they are utz

[unreal bane]

Here They Come and Horde Night is abit more tolerable. Since it spawns zeds that slowly make their way to you. Along with proper warning.

[sage rain]

whats here they come

[tall glen]

oh!

I have a strawberry ramune in the fridge

dinner saved

[sage rain]

iont know what that is

[unreal bane]

And unlike Before the Storm, there is a proper end to the zombie swarm. Once you kill the zeds that are spawned, the siege ends.

[unreal bane]

It's another horde attack mod.

[sage rain]

how does it differ to horde night

or is it similar

[unreal bane]

Frankly not too sure. Quite similar IIRC

[sage rain]

OH I LOVE THEM

they have the marbles right

in the top

[unreal bane]

But Here They Come has an indicator that tells you the horde status.

[tall glen]

yeppers

[sage rain]

ooooh i like that

[tall glen]

wait what

[unreal bane]

Japan is abit... crazy.

[tall glen]

ahhh

so crisp

[unreal bane]

I think I've had umm.

Yakisoba ramune, curry ramune, gyoza ramune, french fry ramune, squid ink ramune.

No I do not recommend either.

[tall glen]

thanks I'll stick to melon

[unreal bane]

[loud pumice]

[tall glen]

uppy is a doofus

[unreal bane]

Uppy dum btw

[balmy summit]

how long does it take for fog to leave

[tall glen]

by 11

[balmy summit]

okay thanks

and wheres the most beginner friendly place to spawn

riverside? muldraugh? rosewood? or west point?

[echo wharf]

rosewood is the best

imo

[unreal bane]

Riverside is more 'chill' in zombie concentration, and has wide open areas so you have more space to move/escape.

[balmy summit]

okay thanks guys

can I dm anyone? Im tryna learn some stuff bout pz and i cant send photos here

or what are the best/ worst traits for characters?

[restive pollen]

Bro I just got a girls number off of marvel rivals

ain’t no fucking way

[dawn spade]

Bro

[restive pollen]

Tbf it was only so that we could play more marvel rivals

[lament acorn]

ah man

That’s probably a 47 year old dude with voice changer

sorry

[dawn spade]

Idk i doubt it is

[lament acorn]

It’s the internet

[restive pollen]

Tbh I do too

[lament acorn]

Don’t be so naive

[dawn spade]

Its probably a real girl just vibing, i dont think that ahit actually happens

But like, just talk to real girls face to face man

[restive pollen]

“It’s the internet” it’s a mainstream free to play game

It ain’t discord

[balmy summit]

What are the best/ worst traits for characters?

[unreal bane]

You sweet summer child...

[dawn spade]

I just dont like... care ig

[unreal bane]

Girls definitely play games yes. But that does happen.

[dawn spade]

I dont get involved with internet "relationships" so it doesnt matter

[unreal bane]

That's fine and tbh a healthy mindset. It's when people start thinking they can get lucky.

[restive pollen]

That is NEVA gonna happen with me

You will not catch me e dating whatsoever

Just feels weird to me no offence

[dawn spade]

Oh i use tinder if that counts

[fleet marten]

[restive pollen]

Nah that’s not the same

[fleet marten]

L

[restive pollen]

As like discord shit

[dawn spade]

But like, till iv met them it aint anythin

[restive pollen]

Discord is the sweaty nutsack of the internet

To compare it with anything else is not right lmao

[dawn spade]

Lmao

[unreal bane]

Not at all. It's setting you up to meet with real people.

[restive pollen]

Wait nvm I’m an idiot

Discord is the armpits

[wraith dust]

Lmao

[dawn spade]

There have been gay bashings as a result of tinder tho, setups and then smackdowns

[unreal bane]

Unlike, say, trying to get lucky with that '17 y/o nekomimi femboy' you read the profile of over Discord or something.

[dawn spade]

Its not common but something i try to be mindful of with it

[tall glen]

I suspect there may even be girl, in this very chat room

[restive pollen]

Reminder that y’all this entire conversation is happening cos people be shocked a woman is playing a mainstream ftp game

[unreal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-anime-girl-starlight-revue-shoujo-kageki-revue-starlight-revue-starlight-gif-25748103

[dawn spade]

Not that im directly affected in that specific situation. But still, being conscious is worth doing

[wraith dust]

I shleep

[balmy summit]

should i not leave the house when its foggy

[wraith dust]

[unreal bane]

Not really. I just thought I should mention that this does happen.

[neat moat]

Horrifying

women? In my games?

[dawn spade]

No, im only upset with you for being so excited over getting to play aother round with her

[restive pollen]

Lmao I was mostly joking

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/peixe-dormindo-gif-11243001346420037237

[restive pollen]

It’s just a weird scenario

[unreal bane]

Well just have fun, and don't be a creep.

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/sh2-silent-hill-2-fog-gif-1321460155140227201

[dawn spade]

The phone numbers a bit weird admittadly

No. Over friended

[livid notch]

You see this shit? Walking in fog is cool

[frosty tulip]

lmao I just wanna know someone IRL that just binges indie shit. Cause I come off as such a nerd to my mates when I bring up games that they never heard of all the time

[restive pollen]

Yea I’d assume it’d be snap but

[dawn spade]

Bro fr

[frosty tulip]

and it makes me go insane, cause I mention some game that feels insanely popular to me, but turns out it isn't really outside of indie game fans

[dawn spade]

I do things, join a discord find a large community

And then irl just no one in the entire world has ever heard of thing

[restive pollen]

Tbf a lotta yall be weird in here, talking bout how you don’t have snap or TikTok or insta

[dawn spade]

Oh yeh

[frosty tulip]

I can't be bothered having several social medias

discords the only one

[dawn spade]

Discord users are almost innately weird

[sage rain]

whaaa

[dawn spade]

Especially the regulars

[frosty tulip]

I don't wanna have to check several different apps damn it

[restive pollen]

The beast.

[dawn spade]

But just not neccessarily like. Bad

[lament acorn]

A lot of us aren’t chronically online zoomers either

[sage rain]

but no one uses discord

compared to insta

[frosty tulip]

meh

[restive pollen]

Bro. The fact this is your take proves this to me

[last spoke]

Rotund Specimen

[sage rain]

i guess messenger exists

[dawn spade]

Most of us seem to be either autistic or adhd

[sage rain]

both plus more

[heavy ivy]

look at this high intelligence specimen

[frosty tulip]

I'm both

[last spoke]

You just named Facebook twice

[dawn spade]

Theres a trend of, socially awkward

[sage rain]

ive never use

d

[lament acorn]

Kids these days grow up with their phones in their hands 24/7 it makes sense you have all the social media apps to try and stay relevant in your friend groups / schools

I get it

[last spoke]

Instagram is Facebook

[sage rain]

i havnt noticed

[last spoke]

Messenger is literally Facebook's DMs

[frosty tulip]

I mean we're gamers, its to be expected

[restive pollen]

Yea absolutely, like my irl female friends mostly don’t play games but some play fortnite or smth, but I DO NOT mention discord in front of any of my irl friends

There’s a difference

[dawn spade]

I have a feeling at least a couple of my irls are on discord as well

But we dont mention it

[sage rain]

if they dont game theres not rlly a point to mention it anyways

[heavy ivy]

end stage capitalism jumpscare

[restive pollen]

This is such a weird sentence, just cos something is mainstream doesn’t mean I only have it for social purposes?

I like TikTok

And Insta reels

[dawn spade]

Im in a rock climbing discord as well

[restive pollen]

Imo I mostly spend more time per week and enjoy myself more on those platforms

[sage rain]

reels are the death of our future

[dawn spade]

Its not only a gaming thing

[sage rain]

calling it here

[sage rain]

ooooooh

i never considered using it for non gaming hobbys lol

[balmy summit]

it is 12 and still foggy bruh when does it end

[last spoke]

Discord servers can be for any community, it's just marketed towards capital G gamers

[restive pollen]

Tbf tho I only really got snap because it’s the most used social platform among young people

[surreal mirage]

Can't wait to delete snap

[last spoke]

We got Tumblr and Discord

[sage rain]

same

iont use it

[dawn spade]

U aint young any more homie

19

Its all ogre bro

[restive pollen]

Oh shit I just realised I forgot to respond to some people

[sage rain]

but like 2 people i know do

[frosty tulip]

It's all shrek bro

[last spoke]

And Tumblr is just to look at Pukicho

[sage rain]

old head

[cedar hornet]

So different 🙄

[heavy ivy]

tumblr is pretty cool

[surreal mirage]

What's wrong with not having social media

[dawn spade]

Idek what tumblr is

[sage rain]

its a good thing

[dawn spade]

I think i heard its name like... once

[sage rain]

to not have it

as long as ur social

[surreal mirage]

I can think of better things to spend my time on than doomscrolling

[last spoke]

It's a blogging site, not a social media

[sage rain]

neverminddd

[last spoke]

It's just also used as social media

[dawn spade]

Makes u harder to contact

[heavy ivy]

discord is such a great platform for talking with our friends :3

[last spoke]

And why's this a bad thing?

[dawn spade]

I have a mate whose refused to get in our facebook group chat

[surreal mirage]

Just use WhatsApp, that's what most of my friends contact me on

[dawn spade]

We dont bother inviting him half the time coz his just a nuicance to reach

[last spoke]

This too, is Facebook

[last spoke]

Surely you can just send a text or call

[frosty tulip]

That's the vibe I aim for tbh.

[last spoke]

Alternatively, that may be the point

[heavy ivy]

i'd prefer to just be sent a text

[surreal mirage]

Metadata is shared with facebook but messages themselves are encrypted. Any other messaging app is not known well enough for most people to have them

[dawn spade]

We could but half our plans are made by just dropping a, yo lets go. And then people rock up

No one thinks specificaly oh shit, this guys not going to get the message

[last spoke]

So make a group text?

[dawn spade]

No

Make a facebook

[last spoke]

Fuck no?