me when I slid my number to her at work
#general_chat
neat moat
Tell them you're a mod on a discord server
toxic relic
"t-thats so s-swaggalicious, my brother 🤓 "
lilac quarry
you just gotta put the rolly in her face and let it do what it do
neat moat
They love hearing that kinda stuff
neat moat
I saw that
stable oar
i dont type here but something is making me want to just send garbage for embed perms
funny how it actually incentivizes bad behavior instead of disincentivizes
lilac quarry
says that like he's a vet smh
toxic relic
lilac quarry
toxic relic
i dont type here but something is making me want to just send garbage for embed ...
i would like some garbage however
i like the smell
toxic relic
simple bear
My recruiter kept trying to force me to go to MEPS next week when I have told him like 10 times in person and through text that I need more time to study for ASVAB
And he didnt budge until I mentioned talking to the Air Force instead
What a good impression brotha
icy vigil
Idunno what those acronyms mean
simple bear
Military
dusty flicker
Is there an update on when the server will be up?
simple bear
I cant go to place where they take the test and drug test since I would test positive for THC
Which is why I need more time
Would rather go to a different branch than get disqualified from all federal employment
frail shadow
lilac quarry
mystery disease confirmed in kentucky it's so over
cedar carbon
anyone know why my game just runs at 2 fps randomly
lilac quarry
anyone know why my game just runs at 2 fps randomly
you using mods?
cedar carbon
you using mods?
yes
lilac quarry
it's the mods
neat moat
For me it's turned out to be active anti virus software. But it's usually mods
lilac quarry
that's what most people think
vague thicket
thats what she said
lilac quarry
any mods can affect really any part of the game
irrespective of what it's aimed at modifying
neat moat
uninstall all mods and see if the problem persists
cedar carbon
uninstall all mods and see if the problem persists
lilac quarry
that's actually the only way to find out
cedar carbon
i just restarted my game and it works fine but it keeps doing this sometimes
cedar carbon
nah that will take to long and i just want to play while i can
jovial latch
my roommate always cooking with an insane amount of garlic
hard schooner
wait did they need to make a new channel to help mitigate people asking 
lilac quarry
if only you knew what we went through with B41 mp
hard schooner
I'm sorry for the pain it caused
cedar carbon
if only you knew what we went through with B41 mp
yeah ive been playing the game since 2014
i know its hard
but its such a fucking good game
idc how long it takes for the devs to fix things ik there are doing there best
neat moat
comes in asking for advice
receives said advice
refuses to take advice
cedar carbon
cool
jovial latch
Someone at my school died because of the eagles winning
Philadelphians are too fucking crazy about eagles
restive pollen
God I love the game but the server for marvel rivals is so bad 😭
I want to find another one low-key aside from the official aerver
But the official one is super populated so I’m not sure there will be another one
young kelp
first custom boss I made in Slice & Dice 
(I own none of the art)
full hull
super niche thing, but does anyone know if theres a mod that lets you get dirt from potted plants? doing a rooftop survival thing and would love to be able to get dirt without directly looting or gathering it from soil
jovial latch
I will die for my country Philadelphia
lilac quarry
I will die for my country Philadelphia
surrender new jersey to chief keef
neat moat
The golden empire will trample all who stand before us
we will leave the lone star tyrants into a radioactive waste land
fierce vault
wraith dust
LMFAO
near knoll
d
toxic relic
'dying for your country' kinda sounds pathetic ngl
near knoll
how do i send pics??
half kettle
I dont know
toxic wharf
how do i send pics??
you need level 10, use /rank to check your current level
toxic relic
how do i send pics??
why do you want to do this
thin wedge
near knoll
nothing bad im just being hunted by like a 2000 size horde rn
thin wedge
Image perms issue
toxic relic
nothing bad im just being hunted by like a 2000 size horde rn
how are we supposed to help you mate
toxic wharf
everyone start licking, we can save him
toxic relic
neat moat
☕
onyx igloo
im bill clinton
fathom igloo
onyx igloo
helfcare
spiral condor
i hate when servers are anoyyingggg
neat moat
real
spiral condor
i just want to download k15 mods to play the gamee im online but the servers are acting like a crybaby
onyx igloo
i hate when servers are anoyyingggg
im servers
visual prairie
please add hawk tuah
onyx lark
CAN YOU NOT FUCKIGN SPEAR FISH IN B42
fleet marten
<a:twerking_marine:974362975236411442>
thin wedge
https://tenor.com/view/army-marines-twerk-thug-thugshaker-gif-316041360899612772...
SIR GET DOWN
dawn spade
first custom boss I made in Slice & Dice <:ElizaBlush:543684224327090176>
(I ow...
Did u make the game?
neat moat
huffing paint, drinking mouthwash
toxic relic
im disinfecting my hardware
fleet marten
Just the boss, game let's you do so
Sir build 43, do u know when build 43 comes out
toxic relic
the spray really going hard on my brain
toxic relic
huffing paint, drinking mouthwash
i have something to say
i swallow mouthwash
genuinely
toxic relic
idk
started when i would rush brushing teeth and shit out in the field and then i just
didnt stop
hard to spit out mouthwash when theres no source of water or bathroom
neat moat
genuinely
Well, people who were unable to get alcohol would drink mouthwash to get drunk
I dont think you're doing it for the same reason
toxic relic
no
toxic relic
i didnt even think that it could make you drunk
neat moat
Most mouthwash is no longer made with alcohol
toxic relic
Are you addicted to mouthwash?
no.
frosty tulip
you at least spit out toothpaste right?
toxic relic
when i can
neat moat
👁️ 👁️
frosty tulip
do you floss as well?
toxic relic
yessir
frosty tulip
good good
toxic relic
but i use those picks
frosty tulip
I dunno how people just don't floss at all
neat moat
I dont but I shoud
toxic relic
not the string
neat moat
I'm depressed
neat moat
brushing is hard already
frosty tulip
u at least got electric toothbrush right
toxic relic
unnecessary
neat moat
Nah
toxic relic
i have one but its not needed
neat moat
Good ol brush
toxic relic
electric toothbrushes are so funny
sometimes i just put it on my lip or gum cause it ticklish
frosty tulip
i have one but its not needed
pretty sure they are a bit better
just not completely neccesary
also ur forgetting the best part of an electric toothbrush
brushing ur teeth super late at night and being a dick and waking everyone else up
toxic relic
how loud is your fucking toothbrush mate
frosty tulip
It's not that loud, it's just that one of the bathrooms is not far from a couple of bedrooms
so I wil wake somebody up maybe
toxic relic
frosty tulip
thats why I got the regular toothbrush as backup
toxic relic
thats me when i decide to shave my entire beard at 3 am
neat moat
Kinda wish we had roddent teeth
toxic relic
sleep deprivation affects your decision making
neat moat
rather chew than brush
bronze moat
thats why I got the regular toothbrush as backup
If you lose all your teeth you don’t need a toothbrush!
https://tenor.com/view/think-about-it-reece-simpson-kayode-ewumi-roll-safe-meme-gif-17305682
neat moat
You do
toxic relic
rather chew than brush
neat moat
actually
neat moat
https://www.bunnings.com.au/as-seen-on-tv-brush-bone_p0668227?msockid=0a9c55fce1...
This is a dog teeth cleaner not a roddn teeth cleaner
frosty tulip
yooo that's a bunnings link
toxic relic
indeed haha
i get jumpscared by the bunnings ads sometimes
when my adblocker fucks up
worldly forum
sometimes if i’m really. really depressed ill eat an apple
frosty tulip
lmao whenever I think bunnings, I think back to when woolworths tried to rival em with Masters or whatever
and it instantly went to shit
toxic relic
I'm not a fcking dog
stim toys arent just used by dogs bro. no problem with using whats there
neat moat
Idk, apples are acidic
worldly forum
and food!
fleet marten
https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-441666516964176409
toxic relic
woolworths can suck my dick tbh
frosty tulip
are u an aldi guy
worldly forum
i can’t find any okay toothpaste though
toxic relic
"do you have your rewards card 😄 "
toxic relic
are u an aldi guy
nah
worldly forum
they’re all gross
toxic relic
im just generally disenfranchised
neat moat
Im not fucking chewing on anything. I'm a human, and I brush like a human
toxic relic
but nz has other chains
worldly forum
Im not fucking chewing on anything. I'm a human, and I brush like a human
chewing is great wdym
i’ll assume you’re being silly :3
frosty tulip
im just generally disenfranchised
which big supermarket that underpays their employees is your spirit animal then
toxic relic
Im not fucking chewing on anything. I'm a human, and I brush like a human
stim toys are used by humans mate. are you calling autistic people subhuman?
i have stim toys
worldly forum
assume. being. silly. please.
worldly forum
i’m begging.
neat moat
Well sorry. I flet attacked stink
fleet marten
sometimes if i’m really. really depressed ill eat an apple
If u feel depressed, it's prolly u're hungry
worldly forum
If u feel depressed, it's prolly u're hungry
no
it’s
uhm
the clinical depression
toxic relic
Well sorry. I flet attacked stink
ah defensive strats. i didnt mean to demean you mate, im being sincere
feral hamlet
i have stim toys
frosty tulip
if you're stuck in a depression, you clearly just need to go higher
gain altitude
then boom
toxic relic
which big supermarket that underpays their employees is your spirit animal then
i cant pick 
worldly forum
the not eating is more a symptom than a cause for depression
changes in appetite are very common
fleet marten
the not eating is more a symptom than a cause for depression
sus
worldly forum
gain altitude
honestly being in the mountains would fix me rn
maybe a “no internet” isolated cabin
worldly forum
just sleep and music and reading
rain mango
Spam anti depressants
fleet marten
just sleep and music and reading
And eat foods!!
worldly forum
yes and food
toxic relic
games are so easy when you figure out how they work
worldly forum
ugh. i feel like i haven’t had fresh air in years
neat moat
maybe a “no internet” isolated cabin
delete discord and all your other social media sites. Well be here when ur ready
worldly forum
games are so easy when you figure out how they work
nah i’m just stupid
fleet marten
ugh. i feel like i haven’t had fresh air in years
worldly forum
delete discord and all your other social media sites. Well be here when ur ready
that’s a good idea
goddammit. sometimes the people in my phone are RIGHT!!
neat moat
Im always right wdym
fleet marten
yes and food
Tbh I think mostly of the depression is because the person is hungry asf and doesn't know that, for example protein foods can take away your hunger
neat moat
Idk
neat moat
eating is more a coping mechanism
polar kernel
neat moat
You better hope they are
worldly forum
i gotta just start assuming people are fucking with me
neat moat
The voices. They wond stop speaking to me 😀
toxic relic
wond
toxic relic
wind?
neat moat
what
polar kernel
friendly reminder this man killed his wife
worldly forum
friendly reminder this man killed his wife
WHAT
toxic relic
what
polar kernel
yeah that guy murdered his wife
worldly forum
wow
stiff geyser
It's true
worldly forum
crazy what skyrim will do to people
polar kernel
cause hes in prison
worldly forum
What's the solution then, antidepressants?
sometimes yes!!!
sometimes it’s therapy
fleet marten
sometimes yes!!!
Wrong
polar kernel
really fucked up stuff i fear
worldly forum
right you’re fucking with me
neat moat
Band stop being an ass
worldly forum
jesus christ
fleet marten
But whatever
polar kernel
anyways uhm hey guys hey
worldly forum
people are so scary.
stiff geyser
take a wild guess
It wasn't a question
polar kernel
a statement
stiff geyser
Smh learn how to read
polar kernel
i see that 😭
stiff geyser
people are so scary.
Not me :D
polar kernel
sorry im a bit loopy atm
neat moat
drunk?
worldly forum
sorry im a bit loopy atm
you drinking?
polar kernel
im actually in the runnings for the "least intimidating man"
stiff geyser
im actually in the runnings for the "least intimidating man"
Nah I'd win
worldly forum
im actually in the runnings for the "least intimidating man"
you shoot things for a living wdym
toxic relic
im actually in the runnings for the "least intimidating man"
tell that to the orphans mate
stiff geyser
I literally have a furry pfp. I ain't intimidating
polar kernel
you shoot things for a living wdym
yeah but im funny and adorable
neat moat
The orphans were working for hummas
worldly forum
yeah but im funny and adorable
erm. okay
polar kernel
also yes i have been drinking but i am not drunk 
toxic relic
The orphans were working for hummas
toxic relic
because
worldly forum
why cant u let me live in my own little world
mwah
toxic relic
we dont tolerate self destructive delusions here
neat moat
except mine
toxic relic
mines
fleet marten
Band stop being an ass
stiff geyser
As a child, I yearned for the mines
balmy summit
rate pz out of 10 yall
toxic relic
worst entrance mate
stiff geyser
rate pz out of 10 yall
5
floral fiber
As a child, I yearned for the mines
Didn't you yearn for the bunkers
neat moat
why bunkers?
floral fiber
Fred is the bunker man
neat moat
I see
toxic relic
of terrible super villains
lean vault
guys, how i made an improvised bag? need mod?
fleet marten
guys, how i made an improvised bag? need mod?
Nop
neat moat
just competent
toxic relic
ill take the compliment
neat moat
pennies on the dollar
fleet marten
guys, how i made an improvised bag? need mod?
It's vanilla, just look for it in the craft menu
toxic relic
mr farter has attacked the building, what do we do? 
we must deploy the mass deodoriser 
its the only way to cleanse the air of his taint
lean vault
It's vanilla, just look for it in the craft menu
i cant find
floral fiber
"Normal"
fast flare
https://youtube.com/shorts/ZfsjEyXobTI?si=3-Xh00Cm37qgzLJF
mfs be having they own private island and still mope around, smh
neat moat
real
toxic relic
I come bearing gifts and you spat on them
i dont owe you gratitude
fast flare
what the fuck is that video
Phogma uber-Stank edit (slowed) (+reverb) (DMCA-free)
neat moat
thank you chat bot
toxic relic
I'm almost level 7
level 10
neat moat
I had to wait a loooong time to do this
worn linden
Hi
karmic jetty
fast flare
I had to wait a loooong time to do this
I got level 7 in just two nights of shitposting, sounds like a skill issue on your part
worn linden
I have no mouth and I must scream type shit
I must mouth but I have no scream
toxic relic
I got level 7 in just two nights of shitposting, sounds like a skill issue on yo...
quality over quantity mate
neat moat
que
toxic relic
thats not a flex
fleet marten
quiero
fast flare
quality over quantity mate
Do you get more exp for quality?
fast flare
Sounds made up
toxic relic
and you maintain healthy boundaries
fast flare
I'm more of a materialist type
toxic relic
unfortunate for you
neat moat
Ophelia kinda tweaking
fast flare
unfortunate for you
ur opinion is stinky like ur name
worn linden
I'm more of a materialist type
Like rebar and concrete type of materials?
fast flare
Like rebar and concrete type of materials?
Uhh yeah basically
neat moat
No like a naturalist materialist
toxic relic
reabr
neat moat
or not
worn linden
No like a naturalist materialist
Oooooh wood and stone
fast flare
Cement is concret baby
neat moat
Do you guys prefer eating your cement dry aged or freshly made?
worn linden
Uhh yeah basically
I’m more of a plexiglass guy
hardy muralBOT
toxic relic
dry
neat moat
A man of standards I see
toxic relic
freshly made is too creamy
worn linden
Do you guys prefer eating your cement dry aged or freshly made?
I like it powdered
fast flare
Do you guys prefer eating your cement dry aged or freshly made?
I eat it goey and let it harden on the inside
toxic relic
A man of standards I see
indeed i am
neat moat
Like Mexican food, better coming in than out
karmic jetty
toxic relic
Like Mexican food, better coming in than out
? are you saying other cultures food tastes better as shit
huh
fast flare
Mixico insipd by concrete dog?
worn linden
Like Mexican food, better coming in than out
You struggle with it on the way out?
toxic relic
neat moat
One, I'm mexican. 2 no
narrow rune
Hey guys what does 🫰mean
toxic relic
i dont understand the phrase
worn linden
Hey guys what does 🫰mean
Give me my nose back!
narrow rune
Like Mexican food, better coming in than out
Speaking of I just had the worst hour of my life because of chilli flakes
toxic relic
"better coming in that out" ,,, are you eating poop
narrow rune
I'll never get it back
fast flare
Hey guys what does 🫰mean
It's like snapping I think? Or maybe money hand
neat moat
Hey guys what does 🫰mean
It means a heart
toxic relic
is any poop better than the food
narrow rune
It means a heart
oh yay
toxic relic
narrow rune
they sent me that emoji
karmic jetty
Give me my nose back!
ur pfp is amazing 
toxic relic
oh shit
narrow rune
My FBI spy sent me that emoji so we must be back in good relations
neat moat
yes
worn linden
neat moat
jesus
toxic relic
the phrase doesnt make sense
worn linden
I’ve never met anything my GI tract can’t handle
toxic relic
it implies that some food is better as shit
narrow rune
I’ve never met anything my GI tract can’t handle
I had way to much chilli flakes and my organs got set on fire
neat moat
I think you are the issue here
worn linden
I had way to much chilli flakes and my organs got set on fire
Skill issue, ngl
neat moat
Your bf pampers you too much
narrow rune
Skill issue, ngl
yeah I'll just build a tolerance by eating an entire jar of it
neat moat
he should be more strict
worn linden
yeah I'll just build a tolerance by eating an entire jar of it
How else?
karmic jetty
weak
karmic jetty
(is lactose intolerant)
worn linden
(is lactose intolerant)
Just tolerate it
neat moat
lactose intolerant people when I throw them into an active volcano
narrow rune
(is lactose intolerant)
Ha ha you can't break down lactase enzymes
fast flare
It means a heart
"The same gesture may be used in the context of money to indicate a luxury or an expensive item, a lack of money, or a request to be paid." I was also right 🥯
narrow rune
lactose intolerant people when I throw them into an active volcano
Lactose intolerant people when I beat them with a hammer (stop overreacting Jesus)
fast flare
"The same gesture may be used in the context of money to indicate a luxury or an...
Heart shit is dumb, sink Korea in the ocean
neat moat
"The same gesture may be used in the context of money to indicate a luxury or an...
Context matters. But it's more like to mean heart
toxic relic
u cant tolerate the intolerant
zee stumbled into an actual philosophical paradox
karmic jetty
zee stumbled into an actual philosophical paradox
i quote it often enuf 
narrow rune
Context matters. But it's more like to mean heart
I said I was a good baker and was planning on making some lemon bread soon and they said "I want some of you plan to make it 🫰"
neat moat
Did they? I thought it was well known that a tolerant socioty cannot tolerate ideas that seeks to destroy it
toxic relic
i quote it often enuf <a:swag:1179143245125660752>
worn linden
u cant tolerate the intolerant
Uhuh? How about I drink a liter of milk in a sitting?
toxic relic
Did they? I thought it was well known that a tolerant socioty cannot tolerate id...
yu
fast flare
zee stumbled into an actual philosophical paradox
that would only be true if your philosophy demanded universal tolerance which I've never heard of
toxic relic
it is well known
toxic relic
that would only be true if your philosophy demanded universal tolerance which I'...
yuh thats the paradox
fathom igloo
FN talking about lacking toes again
fast flare
what
toxic relic
its a hypothetical
neat moat
I said I was a good baker and was planning on making some lemon bread soon and t...
Are they flirting with you?
worn linden
that would only be true if your philosophy demanded universal tolerance which I'...
But we must ask ourselves, what is tolerance and why can’t people just tolerate lactose?
neat moat
chat are they flirting
stiff geyser
She just wants to be your friend
vital marten
https://tenor.com/view/airistotle-aristotle-gif-25413015
Sick
fathom igloo
chat are they flirting
No
narrow rune
She just wants to be your friend
We've been friends for over a year lol
karmic jetty
moe gib me bread 
toxic relic
bread is lame
narrow rune
moe gib me bread <a:catAsk:1168692360465625158>
We haven't had bread in the house for like two weeks
I'm gonna make a lemon loaf soon tho
fathom igloo
bread is lame
YOURE LAME
fast flare
its a hypothetical
Is this a pedantic etymology discussion?
narrow rune
YOURE LAME
Damn why do I have to agree with cambrie
worn linden
Moe, throw bricks through windows, please
narrow rune
Moe, throw bricks through windows, please
cambrie I'm coming to your windows soon
fast flare
Moe, throw bricks through windows, please
Brick! Brick! Brick!
neat moat
brick by brick
fathom igloo
cambrie I'm coming to your windows soon
Ok clean them while you’re there
narrow rune
Ok clean them while you’re there
does throwing a brick through them count
vital marten
Gen chat fun 
karmic jetty
bricks are baked right? but why dont we call em a loaf a brick 
fast flare
Ok clean them while you’re there
Guess how many locked doors are between us. The answer might surprise you!
fathom igloo
does throwing a brick through them count
Well they’re newer so they are allegedly brick proof
worn linden
Brick! Brick! Brick!
neat moat
bricks are baked right? but why dont we call em a loaf a brick <:thinkcat:822805...
cus bricks don't rise
narrow rune
Well they’re newer so they are allegedly brick proof
Nothing brick proof in my book
frosty tulip
We've been friends for over a year lol
Relax, she clearly wants to start a bakery with you
narrow rune
Relax, she clearly wants to start a bakery with you
fuck not again!!
I fell for this scam once before
frosty tulip
You gotta open a bakery now dude
karmic jetty
cus bricks don't rise
explain the highrises then 
worn linden
cus bricks don't rise
Could bricks be considered dense bread then?
narrow rune
You gotta open a bakery now dude
I'm in crippling debt this has happen multiple times before
fast flare
Bakery scam, classic
fathom igloo
Uno reverse
neat moat
Ophelia are you trained in the art of scamming poeple?
toxic relic
Could bricks be considered dense bread then?
then youd have to say all pottery is essentially bread cause its baked clay
fathom igloo
Bruh are you in prison or some shit
No, I’m states away
worn linden
Bakery scam, classic
The first page in book scams
past ingot
We had to separate b41 from b42?
fast flare
Ophelia are you trained in the art of scamming poeple?
No (saying no to this question is the first lesson)
narrow rune
We had to separate b41 from b42?
Is that why pz chat disappeared of my favroite channel list
worn linden
then youd have to say all pottery is essentially bread cause its baked clay
Sure, why not?
stable oar
bro your cooked
neat moat
We had to separate b41 from b42?
Berlin wall hours
toxic relic
Sure, why not?
im down
stable oar
fathom igloo
Imagine
past ingot
then youd have to say all pottery is essentially bread cause its baked clay
Bread comes from grass. Therefore whiskey is bread
I'm tired...
neat moat
whisky is grass
worn linden
Bread comes from grass. Therefore whiskey is bread
Whiskey truly is grass
fast flare
No, I’m states away
Imagine a gif of Miku dancing that says "tracing ip" with a white box in top that says "there's a pipebomb in your mailbox" in impact font
fast flare
most glue is an animal cause theyre made from horse hooves
Sounds fake
fathom igloo
Tina Belcher once said your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it.
dawn spade
I said I was a good baker and was planning on making some lemon bread soon and t...
Idk man
fast flare
Probably made from oil
neat moat
most glue is an animal cause theyre made from horse hooves
didn't we stop doing that
worn linden
most glue is an animal cause theyre made from horse hooves
That’s a lie by big horse to sell more horses
dawn spade
I think ur over reading
toxic relic
didn't we stop doing that
not fully nah
fathom igloo
Imagine a gif of Miku dancing that says "tracing ip" with a white box in top tha...
I’m not imagining
toxic relic
but yes there are synthetic alts now
stable oar
Imagine a gif of Miku dancing that says "tracing ip" with a white box in top tha...
"bottom text"
worn linden
didn't we stop doing that
It’s not very common but some still do it
dawn spade
I think she just means if you happen to be planning on making some shed like some
fast flare
I’m not imagining
Imagine it! Imagine it! La-li-lu-la-lo!
toxic relic
Sounds fake
narrow rune
I think she just means if you happen to be planning on making some shed like som...
Yeah I wasn't assuming nothing they just real nice overal
fast flare
I know they can be but u said most
karmic jetty
collagen? can we eat em
fathom igloo
Imagine it! Imagine it! La-li-lu-la-lo!
neat moat
Youre probably made from oil
fast flare
Youre probably made from oil
No, oil is made from me, dumbass
dawn spade
Enjoy
neat moat
No, oil is made from me, dumbass
No wonder it tastes like shit
toxic relic
tbh sniffing glue isnt worth it
dawn spade
Obviously
toxic relic
short high, hurts, not good
fast flare
No wonder it tastes like shit
Why are you eating oil
fathom igloo
DID SOMEONE SAY OIL
worn linden
Sounds fake
It was done up until after WWII, as a matter of fact book soup was a dish made to prevent starvation as both glue and leather was technically edible
vital marten
🦅
dawn spade
Its poor person high
karmic jetty
oil 🦅
toxic relic
indeed
neat moat
Why are you eating oil
stop projecting
fast flare
It was done up until after WWII, as a matter of fact book soup was a dish made t...
Someone get the pz devs on this
dawn spade
Real men inhect opiods into there eyeballs
fathom igloo
Be careful, I might be kicking in your door
vital marten
stop projecting
I think you gotta stop them
past ingot
Why are you eating oil
Wait... Should I stop using this Crisco from the jar?
neat moat
true
fast flare
stop projecting
Project oil was supposed to be a secret, who told you?
toxic relic
crisco
neat moat
me manifesting oil fields rn
worn linden
Someone get the pz devs on this
By the time PZ is set glue and leather were a lot more chemically involved, thus making books inedible
feral hamlet
Project oil was supposed to be a secret, who told you?
fast flare
Be careful, I might be kicking in your door
Gonna break your knee before you get through half of them, inmate
past ingot
Project oil was supposed to be a secret, who told you?
Don't tell America...
dawn spade
Csgo
fast flare
i only know what crisco is
I learned it from a song where a guys dog ate a whole bucket of it
fathom igloo
Wait... Should I stop using this Crisco from the jar?
As a child I thought that jar held the peanut butter cookie batter my grandma made with crisco and attempted to take a mouthful
worn linden
Real men inhect opiods into there eyeballs
Is this an Arcane reference?
neat moat
yes
worn linden
Damn
past ingot
from one source
Crisco is cotton seed oil. Before we cooked with it we used it for lamp oil. They barely changed the recipe
fast flare
As a child I thought that jar held the peanut butter cookie batter my grandma ma...
Was it good?
dawn spade
Is that what they do in arcane
worn linden
Damn damn
dawn spade
Wtf
toxic relic
Crisco is cotton seed oil. Before we cooked with it we used it for lamp oil. The...
yes
worn linden
Is that what they do in arcane
Yeh
fathom igloo
Was it good?
No
karmic jetty
shimmer
fast flare
Goldfish memory
neat moat
Goldfish memory
Hey!
toxic relic
Is that what they do in arcane
its done medically as well
fast flare
Actually, goldfish can live for like 10 years and have good memories
dawn spade
What!!?
fathom igloo
Goldfish memory
Nah just wasn’t funny
dawn spade
Bro i was just saying the most insane thing i could think of
Why is this a real thing
past ingot
As a child I thought that jar held the peanut butter cookie batter my grandma ma...
Omg.. I would of let you
fathom igloo
I want cookies
fast flare
Nah just wasn’t funny
bad sense of humor, not your fault
past ingot
I'm starving but it's bedtime
fathom igloo
bad sense of humor, not your fault
Excuse you?
narrow rune
I want cookies
I got muffins
fathom igloo
I got muffins
What kind
fathom igloo
Lemmon poppy seed or chocolate chip
neat moat
Is cambrie Australian
past ingot
Whoever put lemon in sweets needs to be removed from the timeline
narrow rune
Actually I'm sharing the lemon one so you don't get a choice
toxic relic
Bro i was just saying the most insane thing i could think of
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17117106/
people have tried
narrow rune
Whoever put lemon in sweets needs to be removed from the timeline
I fucking love lemon baked treats
fathom igloo
Is cambrie Australian
Why in the world would you think that?
worn linden
Lemon
dawn spade
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17117106/
people have tried
Ok. Well thats the opposite of done medically
fast flare
Whoever put lemon in sweets needs to be removed from the timeline
IDK it's fine. I had lemon lavander cookies and they was actually pretty good
dawn spade
He did it and almost lost his ey
past ingot
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17117106/
people have tried
As a former heroin addict I've seen dumber.
neat moat
Why in the world would you think that?
you two look similar
toxic relic
Ok. Well thats the opposite of done medically
fast flare
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17117106/
people have tried
Did it work?
fathom igloo
you two look similar
WHAT IN THE WORLD MAKES YOU THINK THAT?
toxic relic
it fucked up their eye
neat moat
WHAT IN THE WORLD MAKES YOU THINK THAT?
Land wakers all look the same to us 🙄
fast flare
it fucked up their eye
Yeah but did they get high
past ingot
Who would have thought injecting a corrosive substance into your eyeball would be bad for your eyeball
fast flare
But it could have worked
fathom igloo
Land wakers all look the same to us 🙄
WUT
dawn spade
Bro but imagine it had
vital marten
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17117106/
people have tried
The duality of Gen chat yall
I look away, we talking about oil fields, I look back, someone done put meth in their eyeball
toxic relic
dawn spade
How smart would you feel for inhecting opiods into your eyeball
And it turning out to be a good thing
fathom igloo
The duality of Gen chat yall
I look away, we talking about oil fields, I look b...
The true American dream
fast flare
Who would have thought injecting a corrosive substance into your eyeball would b...
Have you heard of people injecting stuff in there eyes to get night vision for like 1-2 days?
past ingot
Land wakers all look the same to us 🙄
You're spending too much time in the kiddie pool
dawn spade
Have you heard of people injecting stuff in there eyes to get night vision for l...
This is why i stab whole carrots into my eye hole every night
fast flare
This is why i stab whole carrots into my eye hole every night
That carrot shit is british propoganda
toxic relic
i want the asmr of that
neat moat
You're spending too much time in the kiddie pool
I can't get out. They took the ladder away
dawn spade
Dont believe me, try it
toxic relic
can you send me the mp3 of the carrot being pushed into your retina
past ingot
Have you heard of people injecting stuff in there eyes to get night vision for l...
Why would that even work... All you would do is increase the pressure in your eyeballs.
dawn spade
Replace your eyes with carrot
past ingot
Replace your eyes with carrot
That was world war II propaganda
fathom igloo
I can't get out. They took the ladder away
I did no such thing… I was actually going to have you woohoo the grim reaper
toxic relic
Why would that even work... All you would do is increase the pressure in your ey...
it wouldnt work
neat moat
woohoo????
dawn spade
woohoo????
Simlish segs
past ingot
It's sorta true but it was for fighter planes. Also why bugs bunny ate a carrot
toxic relic
since vision is tied to your optic nerve+brain, recklessly injecting shit into your eyeball would just fuck up the process of seeing
fathom igloo
I can't get out. They took the ladder away
This is a sims reference
neat moat
all of you simply lack vision
frosty tulip
The only thing I remember doing in the Sims was just walling off people while they were in the pool
Then they'd drown
past ingot
all of you simply lack vision
Then how am I reading this?
dawn spade
The only thing I remember doing in the Sims was just walling off people while th...
Thats all any one did
fathom igloo
It's sorta true but it was for fighter planes. Also why bugs bunny ate a carrot
Remember when spinach propaganda made it into fast food
dawn spade
Thats the game
frosty tulip
Then how am I reading this?
Text to speech
neat moat
Then how am I reading this?
Brail
toxic relic
all of you simply lack vision
visualize deez nuts mate
fast flare
Why would that even work... All you would do is increase the pressure in your ey...
I forget the name but there's a protein in your that gives you nightvision already, I assume they're modifying it with a more resilient version (the one we have breaks down when it encounters enough light). Anyway it definitely works, but only for a day or two. I assume they remove a bit of fluid to balance it out
past ingot
Text to speech
No that's how I'm talking to you guys cuz I have a super cheap phone with a detachable battery and an oversensitive screen
worn linden
The only thing I remember doing in the Sims was just walling off people while th...
Did you ever try for a kid with the grim reaper?
fathom igloo
dawn spade
I forget the name but there's a protein in your that gives you nightvision alrea...
Sus
past ingot
I forget the name but there's a protein in your that gives you nightvision alrea...
Sounds dumb af when we have night vision goggles and thermal optics
toxic relic
I forget the name but there's a protein in your that gives you nightvision alrea...
source
dawn spade
I feel like you half learned something and then also dumbed it dow for us
neat moat
poor man's night vision
toxic relic
that seems like what it is
fast flare
Sounds dumb af when we have night vision goggles and thermal optics
Same people who do it also put RFID chips in their hands/wrist. It's a technohumanism or whatever thing
toxic relic
that shit was sus the minute you started with "theres a protein that give you night vision"
?
neat moat
what
livid notch
https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819
I have an devious idea...
toxic relic
technohuman
past ingot
that shit was sus the minute you started with "theres a protein that give you ni...
That is the accurate part.
fathom igloo
Same people who do it also put RFID chips in their hands/wrist. It's a technohum...
Are you grimes
past ingot
technohuman
Also a thing
narrow rune
I'd rather just use night vision goggles
I ate every pair available
livid notch
Gonna play Metal gear rising revengance again on revengance difficulty
fast flare
Y'all can use Google 2 y'know https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-figured-out-how-to-inject-human-eyes-with-night-vision
toxic relic
That is the accurate part.
im aware of rhodopsin
past ingot
Gonna play Metal gear rising revengance again on revengance difficulty
Whens the last time you played?
fathom igloo
I ate every pair available
I don’t doubt this at all
livid notch
Whens the last time you played?
Just yesterday, doing the dlc's
dawn spade
Whatever happens for us to see during the day is probably what happens for us to see at night. And but the pupils get bigger to let more light in.
past ingot
im aware of rhodopsin
Don't lie you just googled it
frosty tulip
I ate every pair available
Good, you need the calories to keep you energised while you run the bakery
fathom igloo
Y'all can use Google 2 y'know https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-figur...
We can’t read
fast flare
Are you grimes
Like from walking dead?
toxic relic
Don't lie you just googled it
i dont use google :[]
past ingot
Just yesterday, doing the dlc's
Be a lot funner if you hadn't played for like 2 years
fast flare
We can’t read
Illiterate is free points tbf
fathom igloo
Like from walking dead?
No
fast flare
i dont use google :[]
I be using duck site
neat moat
Looks like a pop science site for one
past ingot
<:TRUE:1154048572849934456>
I just picked up cyberpunk for the first time like 3 days ago. I've been playing cyberpunk for like 3 days straight this is my 15 minute break
worn linden
I be using duck site
Goosegoosewent?
fast flare
Google is the best browser
Open task manager sonetime
fathom igloo
Ask Jeeves what my MASH results are
fast flare
Goosegoosewent?
Yeah that sounds right
livid notch
I just picked up cyberpunk for the first time like 3 days ago. I've been playing...
hell yeah
dawn spade
Open task manager sonetime
Why?
past ingot
https://tenor.com/view/gaming-senator-armstrong-metal-gear-armstrong-barrage-gif...
Dudes going hulk on his unit
narrow rune
Ask Jeeves what my MASH results are
Mash your bones how bout that
dawn spade
I only do that to close a not responding tast
worn linden
Yeah that sounds right
Best browser to ever browse
dawn spade
And it doesnt even work, it just freezes the rest of my computer
fathom igloo
Goosegoosewent?
fast flare
Looks like a pop science site for one
I can't be fucked to do research on my phone just to prove it to you, maybe when I'm at my PC again
neat moat
I can't be fucked to do research on my phone just to prove it to you, maybe when...
I'm reading it im reading it
dawn spade
fathom igloo
Oh gawd zippers is back for another gif war
worn linden
Although it still think browser should stop kidnapping princess apricot, it’s quite rude of him
dawn spade
I get it
worn linden
https://tenor.com/view/you-are-my-sunshine-gif-3240171264740237883
Bronze Jade? What are you doing here?
dawn spade
Guys he said browser instrad of bowser. And since the names different he used a different similar princess. Apricot instead of peach.
Isnt he clever and cool
worn linden
Guys he said browser instrad of bowser. And since the names different he used a ...
You’ve truly had an epinephrine!
toxic relic
bowser
fathom igloo
Isnt he clever and cool
Dad jokes should be banned
fast flare
toxic relic
id smash bowser
neat moat
I'm reading it im reading it
Already, they're linking to other articles that talk about it instead of thr actual research done
toxic relic
🥵
floral fiber
id smash bowser
fast flare
Already, they're linking to other articles that talk about it instead of thr act...
The fuckimg? Google scholar search?
neat moat
it comes off as very sensational
worn linden
Dad jokes should be banned
Truly a 1984 moment
neat moat
The fuckimg? Google scholar search?
Im not following
past ingot
Dad jokes should be banned
If we band up all the dad jokes you know I'll just make you watch me unravel them
fast flare
it comes off as very sensational
GOOGLE SCHOLAR?
neat moat
the article you linked linked other articles
worn linden
The fuckimg? Google scholar search?
Google scholar, my beloved
fast flare
I just linked the first one to prove it wasn't completely fake
toxic relic
fathom igloo
<:noted:836291865648955482>
toxic relic
the gay bowser fanart is very luigi heavy and im down for that
worn linden
floral fiber
toxic relic
what
dawn spade
Thats good
livid notch
dawn spade
Its nice to see luigi getting some attention finally
toxic relic
exactly
fast flare
If yall MFS the type to say "well the researchers could have faked the results" I ain't gonna bother finding it
dawn spade
Ever the forgotten brother otherwise
worn linden
Its nice to see luigi getting some attention finally
Brother, Luigi is by far more liked than Mario at this point
dawn spade
Brother, Luigi is by far more liked than Mario at this point
Only coz this generation simps for a loser
karmic jetty
i always spawn in at the right time
floral fiber
What in AI hell
worn linden
Only coz this generation simps for a loser
Even older Mario fans like Luigi more than Mario
past ingot
Looks like my cat
fathom igloo
What in AI hell
It’s the future fall in line. I win.
floral fiber
i always spawn in at the right time
past ingot
Even older Mario fans like Luigi more than Mario
Luigi has always jumped higher.
dawn spade
Yeh but mario is fatter
worn linden
At this point Mario fans are a minority within his own community
fast flare
https://tenor.com/view/solsrngeon1taketh-gif-13370312506313870813
Why god have a serial killer wall
neat moat
oh
dawn spade
Why a coware
toxic relic
which is funny considering that was luigi
dawn spade
Dick for sure
karmic jetty
mario mario
floral fiber
It’s the future fall in line. I win.
toxic relic
Why a coware
idk man
neat moat
Luigi Mario
toxic relic
dude just seems the type to force his bro to do the scary jobs
and pretend its for luigis sake but its just cause mario is too baby
worn linden
mario just seems like a dick
He’s just a run of the mill good guy while Luigi is far more complex and human
dawn spade
Like clean the toilet
worn linden
dude just seems the type to force his bro to do the scary jobs
Do you mean the Luigi’s mansion games?
fast flare
and pretend its for luigis sake but its just cause mario is too baby
Is this the legendary fanfic? The ancestors did not lie
toxic relic
ye
karmic jetty
what the heck
past ingot
Why is he eating it through his nose
neat moat
Why is he eating it through his nose
where else would he eat?
fast flare
Mario prolly busy
vital marten
I guess working at the Krusty Krab didn’t work out for Patrick
toxic relic
where else would he eat?
belly button
past ingot
You gotta clean up your own ghostis
Mario gave him that Mansion because it had the ghosts in it Mario owns everything
toxic relic
Luigi is forced to go through them because Mario went in first and got kidnapped
skill issue for mario
dawn spade
Marios busy chasing bowser around coz he let peach get captured 94th time
fast flare
Luigi is forced to go through them because Mario went in first and got kidnapped
I mean he would have had to clear it out anyway
karmic jetty
Mario prolly busy
mario keeps gettin played like no shot peach is always in another castle
dawn spade
mario keeps gettin played like no shot peach is always in another castle
Dude needs to learn to let her go ye
Shes just not into him
fast flare
mario keeps gettin played like no shot peach is always in another castle
Peach be jumping out the window n shit
worn linden
skill issue for mario
He goes in without any gear which Luigi is smart enough not to do, that’s basically the difference
neat moat
peach just likes getting kidnapped
past ingot
She wayyy into Bowser
toxic relic
no
dawn spade
Mario is actually the bad guy
toxic relic
bowser and luigi
fast flare
peach just likes getting kidnapped
CNC, in my Mario game?
toxic relic
peach just running from mario
dawn spade
Bowser and peach are happily married and mario just keeps eunning up and killing him
toxic relic
and bowsers castle is a safe space
dawn spade
I feel bad for the goombas
neat moat
This is the second time CNC was mentioned. THERE WILL NOT BE A THIRD!!!!
dawn spade
They seem chill
toxic relic
This is the second time CNC was mentioned. THERE WILL NOT BE A THIRD!!!!
both times involve you
worn linden
Bowser and peach are happily married and mario just keeps eunning up and killing...
Pretty sure peach has turned both down about the same number of times
toxic relic
correlation or causation?
neat moat
both times involve you
Bro I didn't do shit!
fast flare
They seem chill
Then why they always tryna beat people up then
neat moat
Ophelia did that all on her own
fathom igloo
dawn spade
Pretty sure peach has turned both down about the same number of times
Yeh. Lets be real actually. Shes not interested in either
fast flare
Ophelia did that all on her own
your fault your fault
dawn spade
Why would she be, her castles full of toads
neat moat
Nu uh
fast flare
Yeh. Lets be real actually. Shes not interested in either
🍑 🏳️🌈
past ingot
https://tenor.com/view/toad-toad-mario-shiver-shivering-gif-27501849
I guess his name ain't mushroom for nothing
fast flare
I dont trust toadstool
Sounds racist 2 me
worn linden
Why would she be, her castles full of toads
Tbf I think it’s more about the fact she has a kingdom to manage herself with practically 0 help
dawn spade
The fact that its going so fast is an amazing happy coincidince
neat moat
Sounds racist 2 me
I'm not racist I have plenty of mushroom friends
fathom igloo
Oh are you fighting?
fast flare
Tbf I think it’s more about the fact she has a kingdom to manage herself with pr...
She has toads working 4 her wdym
toxic relic
surprisingly wholesome
dawn spade
Yeh nah shes not stressed about the kingdom no way
toxic relic
READ IT BRO
dawn spade
She has like magical stars and shit that do it all for her
neat moat
Id rather read Ayan Rand then that
karmic jetty
nice try but i wont read
fast flare
She has like magical stars and shit that do it all for her
Isn't that rosalina?
toxic relic
genuinely
dawn spade
Isn't that rosalina?
All of them
floral fiber
READ IT BRO
dawn spade
All the magical wizard people do the work
past ingot
They enslaved the magic stars?
dawn spade
She just chills and fucks her toads
fast flare
Id rather read Ayan Rand then that
Sus to pick that. Although Atlas shrugged is a sick ass name.
worn linden
She has toads working 4 her wdym
How helpful can toads truly be? Like seriously though, they’ve not shown complex feats of engineering capable of stopping a turtle from kidnapping their ruler over and over again
past ingot
She just chills and fucks her toads
Now I know why Mario gets big when he eats a mushroom
neat moat
She was the only other person I could think of that has absolutely god awful writing
fast flare
How helpful can toads truly be? Like seriously though, they’ve not shown complex...
I saw one holding a clipboard in one of the games so
worn linden
I saw one holding a clipboard in one of the games so
Fair enough
neat moat
I wasn't going to mention angry mustache man. My brain can only handle so much brian rot
dawn spade
I wasn't going to mention angry mustache man. My brain can only handle so much b...
Dr eggman?
fast flare
Also Bowser can turn super bigmode so how would u even stop him
worn linden
Also Bowser can turn super bigmode so how would u even stop him
Tripwire
neat moat
Dr Eggman is a hero in this house
past ingot
She was the only other person I could think of that has absolutely god awful wri...
A lot of her books are good if you don't pay attention to the propaganda in them. Which is why her books are bad.
fast flare
Mushroom kingdom ain't got f16s
dawn spade
Dr eggman for smash
neat moat
A lot of her books are good if you don't pay attention to the propaganda in them...
What about the authors thinly disguised fetish?
karmic jetty
what, u egg?
vital marten
Dr eggman for smash
Wouldn’t be a bad thing
past ingot
Mushroom kingdom ain't got f16s
They got raccoon tails
neat moat
I can't do it doc
fast flare
Dr eggman for smash
Did Nintendo buy Sega too?
worn linden
They got raccoon tails
Cape
past ingot
What about the authors thinly disguised fetish?
I said don't pay attention....
neat moat
When will smash add characters like doom guy instead of the 13th ff character
worn linden
Smash has sonic
Smash has castlevania!!!!!!
fast flare
Dont act like it cant be done
I think they should add characters from their RTS game first
worn linden
past ingot
Smash has the duck hunt dog
karmic jetty
When will smash add characters like doom guy instead of the 13th ff character
it will always be fire emblem and they will always have blue hair
as written
worn linden
it will always be fire emblem and they will always have blue hair
Blue hair and sword? Is that a Jojo reference?
Sorry jojo brainrot is a blessing and curse
neat moat
curse
dawn spade
I thought doomguy was already in tbh
past ingot
Curse to all around you...
neat moat
Not from what I saw
dawn spade
I saw an add for it that looked real, so i assumed it was
neat moat
Nah