#general_chat
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Itl probably work this time

dont encourage them
5th times the charm as they say
Why is there so many of these
because there are many stupid people like you
I think your getting really close
so we must resist
One more time
@mods they called me stupid!
It worked
All u ophelia
Wow, I couldn't have done it without myself. I'd also like to thank me, myself, and I
👏 👏
Chat I'm cold, literally shivering 🥺
The rest of my life, at least
this took you so fucking long dude
Stinky in he villain arc
My internets slow 😦
I dont even have a bar
?
Idk why it thinks i have gen that
I can't believe the dictionary spelled villian wrong 🤦♀️
I have mobile data only
Vanilla?
Thats snapchat...
im aware
chat someone feed this guy to bears
ive only used snapchat for 1 thing
Same
No NSFW in this channel bro
Talking to people
thats not what im talking about dude
Whats wrong with anapchat
Literally cooming rn
huh
I met a really great girl and we hit it off and honestly i was thinking we could hang for a while, i got her sna0 everything was cool.
Me when I lie:
Me when I lieX2:
NVM I believe u now
Xd
is b41 still the standard start?
what do u mean by this mate
E
b41 is still the latest stable
b42 is currently unstable
also you have a nice shirt
Trousers?
Stinky rizz 📈
cool just wondered if they'd released b42 as stable overnight lol
my current playthrough is b41
Stinky tryna get trouser pics or
nah its still unstable, gotta go to settings and opt in
https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/779074552394154005
A cat on lsd
His demon isnt just sleep paralysis
why is he so fucking
So fucking what?
The
everything hurts: electric boogaloo
i knew that milkshake wasn’t gonna be nice
god damn it
why must my body hate me so
@toxic relicdad can I play project zomboid?
I-I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG BABY 🗣️🎶🔥
yes son
Thank you
u ok dude
no problem dude
Just vibin
Kill corpos
Money is lowkey fire tho
Depends on how you earn it
And well
Certain ppl do it in a not so nice way
so, to sum up the past five to ten minutes of chat
stinkname has a son
crusader’s vibing
and l1ght’s completing his transformation into johnny silverhand
Peak
Why don't I get to be in YouTube rewind 🥹
can "corpse" sickness happen irl
Yes
cuz u didnt post anything in the time i’ve been sat here
lit i just had a random thought
yes, hanging out around stinky meat for too long can indeed make u sick
ok how about you CLOCK the FUCK in on TIME huh?
"war is bad" engineers after the first lockheed martin paycheck
zomboid teaches me so much
mhm ok
So real 🙏
like to not keep rotting meat around me and not to leave the oven on
I love the military industrial complex ❤️
Nah the oven thing is fine that one's not real
if you put a spoon in the mircowave it wont explode
congratulations ophelia you’ve condemned someone to their death
Blows you the fuck up
he'll be fine, trust
because it is rounded and has no prongs like a fork it is safe
Always been the one to shit on Iran's goverment and some other corpos
https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-2077-johnny-silverhand-idk-phantom-liberty-wtf-gif-3815866773980652033
understandable
The health risks of dead bodies are dangers related to the improper preparation and disposal of cadavers. While normal circumstances allow cadavers to be quickly embalmed, cremated, or buried; natural and man-made disasters can quickly overwhelm and/or interrupt the established protocols for dealing with the dead. Under such circumstances, the ...
It can happen
i didnt want that on my search history tbh
I mean dead bodies were also hella problematic during the black plague
And the thing is, I'm going to take electric guitar lessons when it's summer
I dunno shit about their govit but Iran has been getting cucked by the us for like 10+ years
Can i die irl?
No
is this a request or a question
'corpse sickness' as protrayed in the game is not medically accurate and relies on fallacy of miasma
PLEASE JUST NUKE US
Nah government made that up to make you pay taxes
but there are definite risks when around decomposing corpses
is there a way to know if The Indie Stone is hiring?
hiring for what
dm nasko a picture of your feet
why would that information be available via discord
devs
do NOT do this
where else
maybe on their website mate
do do this

Question
sure, mr stinkname fartass is qualified to divulge information about the workings of the TIS dev team
i’m adding you to the feet lovers list
from general chat in pz server
Damn bro gotta stay alive until all debs are paid
I think he should do it. You're outvoted sorry 🤷♀️
hello does project zomboir ever go into sale on steam
mistrial
yes BUT only if you send nasko feet pics
queoxy pls
im assuming nasko is developer?
no
would you say learning curve is steep?
note: DO NOT send nasko feet pics
Guys I think, democracy is bad actually?
there goes my evening plan
i think this discussion is pointless
its bureaucracy actually
Is this the famous reverse psychology

do we really have other decent choice
no, it’s the famous common sense
we going back with hammer and sickles!
Never heard of it, pretty sure you made that up
that’s rich coming from you
uh-huh yeah sure
like drinking water
sorry bro
Seems legit to me 👍
F12 moment
this can’t be real 
Are you suggesting he hackified their servers? You do know that's a FEDERAL offense right?
nah its real bro
i’ll take him
Why'd you post some random guys tinder bio

becuase we have so much in common
i too enjoy the sounds humans make from their mouths
Todd and I have a lot in common
HAHA OLD
and the way they breathe oxygen
im older than 33
His bio says 243
stinkname is qualified for a retirement fund
Pensioner moment
"Good experience at generalist games programming required – either in AAA studios, or in established indie development. (This is not an entry-level position.)" fuck man there goes my application in flames
get experience with other things first
try making indie games and then apply to a smaller studio
Nah jk in this whole Applying for TIS, im in nursing course not game dev
I always been weird
tbh i think everyone here is
youre a cool weird
it’d be weird to NOT be weird here
Just lie
is that not also a crime
🔥
and?
actions have consequences?
theres a b42 map website, is there a b41 map website?
Uh, no actually
Resume ain't a legal document or something
falsifying records of previous jobs might be a baddie tho
bc im interested in crime
PLUMS A NARC PLUMS A NARC
i love crime so much
ye make sure u put in your resume that ur black, disabled, part of the LGBTQ community and an immigrant, each status effect grants +5% hiring chance
uhhhhhh x to doubt
pretty sure that’ll backfire in some places
then sue that place for racism
Y'all always get so many weird plungies in a day
easier said than done
This is like the third one
its u versus a company

money imbalance gonna hit hard
imagine when this dude realizes that 'black sounding names' only have a 14% hiring rate compared to 40% for 'white sounding names'
wild
"17 years of experience in python, c++, java, lua, and javascript"
"sir it says here you're 18 years old"
"yes thats correct"
ik
where can i find B41 interactive map
ask nasko
plungers are not to be trusted
hey monki do you have adhd
remember the feet pics
LOL he's making internet nazi arguments I wouldn't bother engaging
do NOT
or he wont give you the map
i have tummy aches
ye
say what now
im sure i dont
stop engaging the plunger
huh
u give off adhd vibes but maybe thats just me
lets talk about math
plunger discrimination
youre wrong
Grindset fr. Tho I wouldn't be surprised if they started trying to get 2y/os into coding at this point lol
i do? thats unfortunate
Ain't real. Next question.
me when my school makes me buy a 250 dollar calculator just for desmos to do the exact same thing
stinkname stop forcing your maths agenda onto genchat
N-not even santa?
i never did chrimus
sana
yeah dont listen to these santa deniers hes the real deal
i remember telling my firends that santa wasnt real when i was a boy and they started crying
Then who was kissing mommy under the mistletoe?
i got told santa wasn’t real way too late bc my sister was younger than me and my mum wanted to keep up the thing for her
theres no santa bcs its not jolly rn
my next murder victim.
nobody touches my mum
nobody
Is this the famous yandere?
close but not quiet
the wut
what? 😂 thats like saying "dang when did i stop believing in gravity"
i just love my mum
she’s a good woman
I don't even remember when I found out about the concept of gravity
I know it exist
I just don't know when I knew
I stopped believing in gravity and gained the ability to fly the next day, real
when an apple fell on my head
yandere is an anime trope for a character who is so obsessed with their love interest (who usually doesnt know about their existence) that they’d kill, stalk, torture and kidnap for them
That was you??? Bro this Isaac MF has been stealing your shit this whole time!
that’d make queoxy impossibly old
Oh, good thing you're not that nodders
nah its chill i let him take credit
Damn that's so chill of u
yeah im nonchalant like that
get in the freezer box ophelia
oooh what flavour
honestly i dont even know
I just got out tho 😦
that’s concerning
too bad, in u go
i forgot to put the salt on you
Tell plum what nodders means
Also I got a bakery a minute from my house, real
i also got a bakery near my home, na na na na boo boo
my big sister used to work at a bakery ages ago
i’d get pastries there all the time
They must throw out tons
i think i still have her work shirt as pyjamas
are telling me a pudding made this bread
ur late to the party get out
to upgrade this cool demon killing sword to a cool flaming demon killing sword
also i just looked up nodders and um
urban dictionary has a lot of definitions for it that imply a lot of things about me
PUDDING made bread
It's just a little green guy moving his head up and down in a nodding-like motion, what the fuck definition are you seeing
urban dictionary
NODDERS
Share definition
Commonly used on Twitch Chat when reacting to fire music that makes your head nod like when Kanye West was listening to music on the plane.
NODDERS!
First result for me

zeerol
whats up

Become top corpo person and earn millions
Rob, steal, thieve, etc
the entire flashback sequence was fabricated or at least most of it
YOU GAME
Make sure you protect top corpo while you're on your way up since you'll definitely be one of them one day 👍
Yeah, either arasaka altered it or johnny's ego altered it
nyoom

motorboat noises
Pull yourself up by your bootstraps 
All it takes is hard work to make it to the top!!
UIIAUUIIA
chat,i may be cooked
did you lose 50 million
no not yet
Lawdofthegame
oh lawd

It's joever for you
ladofthegame


Chadofthegame 
in your giraffe ahh case id have to tilt the bottle upwards i bet

but oh well !!!
anyways never let your friends find your old fb page
barely know er, sir
hell naw not this mf aswell
Anyone here play arma 2 & 3
ayo
Alright so i died
its raining i cant see the ground every window is broken and i have 4 bullets
(Someone say yes please)
rage quit
make waffles
no
PLEASE SOMEONE SAY YES
Yes
غثس
ye
i hope you get eggshell in your pancakes and dont realise until you eat a big chunk and it cuts your mouth slightly and you have a small cut that never heals and constantly gives you this minor feeling of pain
Anyone here play arma 2 & 3
What I do
holy moly

im sorry i didnt mean it
You get no pancake
I'm telling the mods
Please do
Too many controls, uninstalled
I'm telling my mom
I'm next to her rn, I can do it
MY USERNAME AINT THAT ON THERE ITS MY ACTUAL FUCKIN NAME
Is she teaching you maths, that's cute

My moms always been good with kids
Oh her mouth is full so she can't answer but she looks rightfully angry

Dang bro had to make it weird 
Red names are afraid to come
Did you think your mom didn't have to eat? Damn bro she just tryna snack
Oh are y'all eating cookies
the server dies when the first trumpet is sound
Ain't none of y'all going to heaven, be honest
I know, I'm the biggest sinner here
lord have mercy on us 
Except me, I'm a good girl (real)
lordofthegames?
who's weirdchamping me? Stop it! Mods, kill that guy!
cause ur weirdchamping
weirdo squidwardo
i cant send a tweet link for some reason
jaime i cant drop the dap update
how long did u play em for
or were you just casual about it
MODS! MODS! THEYRE DOING IT AGAIN! MODS!?
theres no traffic on my way home and this banger comes on
Uh like 2 hours. I played firepoint or whatever for maybe 6
Driving into a wall
Might play reforger when it's more stable
Uh, do you know how ryhming works
true
Nah we disappear when ur not looking. It's kinda scary, please don't do it again
zoom
ok well anyone here actively play arma 2 and three?
Mooz
Moo
Mo
the MOON HAUNTS YOU
The moon...
Haha he still thinks it's real
Poo poo pee pee nutmeg propaganda chinese man stole my fruit basket.
Shame on him!
what the fuck does this even mean
its going to cost you an armED AND DANGEROUS
AGAIN
It means im too awkward to walk into a room and say hello so i say something weird instead when im feeling left out
i just pop up in chat and disappear
same
I do that trick alot as well
Same
im a boogieman here

Ur a bit of a boogieman
Boogers
goobieman
U spawn in despawn more regularly than any one
gooberman
Spiffo waved at you, wowzers
Spiffo loves me
spiffo HATES me
i will KILL spiffo
in every pokemon game, ive never used the master ball
Have you tried, rizz?
my ass was always saving it for when i need it (never)
vroom
Vroom
same
NO BUT I TRIED THIS
I have 0 rizz

plum in a racecar RN, actually?
but if im being for real, devil may cry made me hate using items
Except sometimes, and this is extrememely rare
Only happed 3 times i can think off
Of
The flip just switches
Usually im just awkies
I beat the dmc5 boss in the intro cuz I was too dumb to think it might be a scripted loss
maybe
bro is high on frezon
no fucking way
also like frezon is getting rebuffed on wizden
that shit takes 10 minutes tops, sister
Do you wanna build a snowman?
WOW kill a pedestrian, for me 👉 👈 🥺
?what does
beating urizen with prologue nero
IDK what those words mean
UPDATE ALREADY RS.
I just shot the guy in the chair and jumped over his attacks sometimes
I HUNGER FOR MORE DEMON MONKIS DEATH
what
Sekiro?

I JUST SHOT THE GUY IN THE CHAIR AND JUMPED OVER HIS ATTACKS SOMETIMES
how long did it take you
Like 2-3 hours?
Mumma, i just killed a man. Pulled the trigger now his dead
O
Ohh those guys
Wtf
yeah i got yet anotehr slayer task for this shit
Not who i was thinking of the other day at all
I spent like 40 minutes killing a single monkey madness monkey
Cant even remmeber why i bothered
Poison dagger go brr
i might start training hunter afk with the monki trap thing you unlock after monkey madness 2
I think I had too much caffeine 
hahAhHAHAHA
That's me when I eat too much coffee grounds
Lmfao wrf
ophelia why
So I can awake forever?
bros lost in the sauce
Y'all talking about btd
if i get a zenyte shard this task ill just drop 50m on emberlight
your body needs sleep
It'll turn off automatically when it needs to 🤷♀️
This is true
you remind me of my friend when we played on a mp server on zomboid with a fainting mod
I miss the days of just passing tf out when brain sais so
I programmed my brain to circadian half-cycle, real
They do need tiredness to be more preventing
how do you even achieve this
Doktor, insert 1000 killo of caffeine in my blood!
By staying awake till u pass out
Eventually it makes you perma exausted
Can still read books
i take advantage of adrenaline that i induce with a surge of emotions
Or even drive lol
and use that to finish what im doing
heart attack :(
The real winner is endorphins and dopamine
I picked illiterate bc pz chat told me It was free points 😦
That was soda a few patches ago
New mgs when
Old soda was 250x more powerful than current soda
anything is free points if youre willing to live with it
She metaling on my gear till I'm solid
Why would believe that lol
i usually just do self insert characters anyways in pz
Back in thr good old days when it had just the littlist bit of cocain
tbh i misread the convo and thought you were suggesting books as a way to get to sleep irl so I was making a joke about taking the illiterate trait irl
Books put me to sleep tbf
theres a lightbulb made way back then, its still plugged in and still hasnt broken
Qualude if u a real 1
Arnt qualudes in limited supply
1
And black market
Lightbulb cartel mfs:😡
You shouldn't be able to read books when super tired
There are books that work like a sleeping pill irl
War and peace😆
Litterally
Math textbook
I don't think they even make them anymore. I heard there's some fakes on the bm.
Thats what i mean
What does erosion mean in the context of this game?
Loot decays now
nyoom
Shit growing on houses and whatnot
Myoon
ive got a question for ye gen chat
Wow, another lap
Thanks
what would be heavier
Me
The feathers
you weigh a kilogramme?
Pound of steel heaver
A kilogramme of steel, cause steel is heavier than feathers
It's steel
U have to consider the fact that a kilo of fearhers would be awkward to carry
It's tha kilogramme a steel!
BECAUSE STEEL IS HEAVIER THAN FEATHERS
aint it both
O u might get uncomfortable debuff yeah which reduces strength
Ye
since both are one kilogram each
B41 or b42?
It works better with higher weight
whatever you want it to be
Lets say it was 25kg
B41 feathers are heavier
Ud have to outstretch your arms to reach around the feathers
a kilo of feathers is one kilo
a kilo of steel is one kilo
Loading muscles that are weaker
But steel is heavier than feathers
25kg of feather is DEFINITELY heaver than 1kg of steel
youre supposed to say it with the accent
?
Thank you for that
but steel is heavier than feathers!
it would be because 25 kg is higher than 1 kg
👍 im taking physics RN so I figured I'd share the wealth
Xd
What's heavier? a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?
No but not when there's a lot of feathers
they’re the same since both are a kilogram each
That's cheating
tell me how heavy is the weight of knowing that i can never be enough
I started Astro Bot the other day, cute game gives me big smiles 🙂
Sigh, lack of common sense is really a tragedy. You can't learn everything from your dang books!
now play littlebigplanet
I also love da little bigplanet
Grow home is also great
Yall missed true peak
first time hearing that game
ooo loved grow home!
Kellogs released some game where you climb a wall by connecting you little blobs
I didn't come to the Project Zombleton discord for cute! Be darksided!
Like 20 years ago
She miss on my true till I peak
It came in a pack of rice bubbles
cereal box games hit different
Mmmpan caeks
Shit, I want pancakes...
makin bacon pancakes
Pan = Fried eggs
….i’m dumb aren’t i
I have four more have one
My favorite was putting my head in the bag and seeing how long I could last before passing out. Fun times!
omg i tried that too
I always got scared
Good pancakes, though. Whenever I get diner pancakes, shit tastes like peppers and onions
BBBACOM PNCAKES
Barfmaking
I did it for a bit but i didnt wanna get stuck in there after passing out
peppers and onion pancakes
that's what I'm gonna make, bacon pancakes
It's ok, not everyone is born a warrior
07
sure whatever u say
in my defence, it’s late and i haven’t had dinner
💤
Was it you
was what me
Overcooked food is still edible just make you depressed?
i’m running on pure crackhead energy
just like real life
Chat, did we actually gaslight her into thinking a pound of steel is heavier than a pound of feathers
Nothin, i dont think it was you
run on some dindins
Mistaken identity
….i said both weighed the same
what do you mean gaslight?
zombies can revive?? i was walking past this huge deadbody pile and one suddenly stood up
initially
Accidentally put my beef in active stove for 1 day and it didn't be on fire for some reason.
steel is heavier than feathers
im too sleepy to have said whatever it is u think i said. facts.
A nvm I must have typoed
I want to gut you
gen chat, have you heard the joke about the gas lighter?
???
grr I want coffee but than I have to get up to make it, the eternal conundrum
No you're not, the gif is from the sketch
what
ur a sketch
Yes
Do you know limmy missplums
I think someone called dibs on that, might have to form a que
queres
its important to get up & move around once in a while
thyroid cancer
Damn can I at least have your gallbladder
What
what
noooo just let me meld with my bed and become an immoveable blob 🙂
What
You can have my kidney stone
IDK what that is but ig if it's not important then sure
Comment what you thought was heavier at first😂
Enjoy
Comment what you thought was heavier at first😂
bruh
bruh
bruh
How do you not know bruv
You actually don't need it
goober waves
Question: My John Zomboid has made a pie preparation. How can I add stuff to it in B42? I got a whole bunch of stuff, but I don't get, like, an option to add to it.
Maybe it has a secret purpose
i live under a very specific rock in a very specific part of the world where only very specific references can reach me
scotland?
Food 🤤
patrick star
australian but sure
Context menu?
This has been on the internet for eons 
I thought so too, but I get no options. Unless you can't make a meat pie, I guess.
Someone told me earlier that place isn't real
i’m sorry i’m not aware of every single classic meme out there
Its true
jeez
worth noting shes not even 30 or in the us
Maybe cooking not high enough? IDK I literally never cook
We just pretend
I'm not 30 nor in the us either 
do we wanna go over all the memes u dont know?

LOL I saw this comic years ago? I think everonees seen it by now
i haven’t
well not until they posted it
plum, real question
yis
U been tested for autism?
Anyways now you know the funny haha limmy sketch
nah im gonna harry howard out of this convo
if game does not drop zenyte shard this task

asd gang rise up!
Anyway it was a joke, because I was literally doing the thing the comic was criticizing, about the comic
what i wouldnt do for a cup of french vanilla coffee
That was the first time iv seen it , Does that make me autistic as well?
i kinda figured, one thing i like doing is deconstructing jokes by acting literal
that’s part of my humour is to ruin jokes
I'm not a doctor but probably!
Ill take your diagnosis
are you scared of apples
Thank you for changing my life
i’m scared of rejection
Try my spoon in microwave technique next
you attract what youre scared of
magnets reject when its the same pole
so im scared of tomboys
What about doctors?
ur not a tomboy
yes. yes i am
Why would you assume that
blud really got tomboy rejected

Gamblings safe
i seem to be a disappointment to many
Zeerol i was watching a rainbolt vid and bogota came up
99% of 100% of gambling wins before they
Had ptsd
tomboy women would be actually able to kick my ass
frick me what did he say
in a fight against plums?
not necessarily
Incoherent, well done.
nah id win
Tomboys arnt inherently muscle mummies
who said anything about muscles
U
i consider myself a tomboy cuz i enjoy stereotypical male activities
I'd like to thank the academy and my highschool English teacher
i didnt bring up muscles tho
I have hunger
i said fighting, no hold bars
Try: eat arm?
i have fear
U said to pass your criteria of tomboy, she has to be able to kick your ass
Thank you
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edited by: vidmok
I recommend non dominant but it's up 2 u
she could beat my sword with a pen, and she could be a tomboy
i’m sorry, why are you lot now deciding what a tomboy is? are any of you female?
sticks and stones kill
Me! Me!
where timestamp
Its litterally only fever deciding
yeah but ur not participating in this conversation
I! Tomboy! Is? Yes!

Around 7 mins
Non dominant is more tender tho
@toxic hawk
lets not beef about tomboys, they arent real anyways
Chat are yall tops or bottoms?
define this so i don’t get baited
Bottom :3
I usually wear both
Its exactly what i sounds like
I dont bait
Well
Im not baiting
u can never be too careful
uhm how do I remove the "report bug" option for the unstable version?
anyways, to answer, i switch
Maybe a long tshirt if I'm just hanging out at home tho
someone tie up ophelia
no
Huh, again?
sub it is
wait fuck u mean again?
kinky lol
she
ive noticed i catch stuff and myself better when im tired
i think its because im not burdened by overthinking or i do it automatically
im just an arse
Freaky
okay everyone im still alive somehow
i think i actually have ultra instinct
Who u
Submarine
i tripped over while walking in the sidewalk, but i catched myself midair
Iv been back and forth
U just gonna misgender and not correct or
catched
you mean caught?
What, i got corrected. Next time i bring it up ill do it right
No extra credit 4 u buddy
potato tomato
i push my fingers into my eyessss 
I dont dig for credit
catched isn’t a word buddy this argument isn’t valid
is this pz
Catched is 100% a word
yeah
Catched does sound like a real word ye
if ophelia dont got me then nobody got me
What that means
can i get an amen
have u noticed theres 2 pz chat
Chat
i only have one pz chat
we in a pz discord bro
Holy fucking shit fuck I'm hungry
never that serious
i’m surrounded by idiots
It means, i got corrected and next time i bring it up ill do it right. Im not gonna apologise when ur bio doesnt specify
This mf thinks we're not serious.
well we dont talk pz here 
what's a pz
peneral zhat
pz, pizza 🙂
penjamin zanders
pz sounds like pissy
lollll
Yeah just correct yourself like a normal person. MAD weird to refuse so adamantly
pee zee
piss ee
uh no
piss easy
lil pissy bois
why u tellin me to pee
nuh uh
do you pee hard
I wish I could share my cat with you guys
i’m sounding it out for you zeerol
do you believe in gravity?
wdym lmaooo
Ye it kina is. Idk why im tryna die on this hill.
Copy paste
sounding
Fake

Give me the real one
SHSSHSH ZEEROL SH
I like pee
sigh that’s another one for the list
im a platinum weeer boi
Pee jokes are so fun!
RANKED PISSING.
wee lad









