general_chat

[lyric galleon]

actually this shit escaped with a plate

[toxic relic]

bro that looks disgusting

[neat moat]

the meat doesn't look cooked enough

[naive pecan]

It looks boiled

Least the fries look okay

[toxic relic]

4 wet onion rings

[thin wedge]

briish food

[neat moat]

innit

chewsday

[toxic relic]

[thin wedge]

bruv it do be a chewsday

[eager iron]

anyone know how to grind mechanics and electric

[neat moat]

my original gangsta

[toxic relic]

thats a liverpool accent correct?

[naive pecan]

First, you go to a garage

[toxic relic]

or nah?

[naive pecan]

Then, you put on the club music

[neat moat]

Liverpool really is a giant pool of liquefied liver

[thin wedge]

real

[naive pecan]

Once everyone's untzin, you get up in that ass

[toxic relic]

who r u

ive not seen u here before

[neat moat]

who

[toxic relic]

queju

[thin wedge]

Okay gatekeeper assfart

[neat moat]

I guess the eye of sauron isn't as all seeing as it claims to be

[naive pecan]

I only hang around discords for games when I'm playin' that game. It's been a while

[toxic relic]

mr assfart to you

[neat moat]

glad to have you back

stink, do you know the secrets to mpreg

[toxic relic]

im glad to have your back

and spine

[naive pecan]

Do not quote the old magics to me

[toxic relic]

gross

[neat moat]

the back is the spine

[toxic relic]

wrong

[neat moat]

correct

[naive pecan]

I was on fanfiction.net in the early 2000s

[karmic jetty]

[naive pecan]

Das a big baby

[neat moat]

whats so wrong about the beautiful conception of life?

[toxic relic]

gross

life is nasty

[karmic jetty]

das an awfully hot coffee pot

[toxic relic]

only steel

mnm

[wraith dust]

[neat moat]

The bun is bursting from the oven

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

it wants to come out

[wraith dust]

shit lmfao

[toxic relic]

come out ?

[wraith dust]

LMFAO NO I WAS LIKE GOD DAMN

[neat moat]

gyatt damn*

[wraith dust]

bro got back

[naive pecan]

Servin' cake

[karmic jetty]

i find it odd when a couple says theyre trying for a bebeh

[toxic relic]

i do agree

[karmic jetty]

like

[neat moat]

bros got the whole patrey shop

[karmic jetty]

i dont need to know that

[toxic relic]

man has some serious ass

i would awoooga for it

[neat moat]

I agree, but for some it may be hard. So getting a baby can be realy exiting

[toxic relic]

agree

i dont want to know

[naive pecan]

I never really thought about it, but that's just them tellin' you he railin' her

[neat moat]

I guess just choose who you tell

[neat moat]

hey hey. Or they or her

we don't assume here

[karmic jetty]

dont tell me when ur rawdawgin it chat

[toxic relic]

real

[wraith dust]

Serving grindr notification

[neat moat]

real

[wraith dust]

lmfdaooasdjkklasdm

[naive pecan]

Probably him, though. transitioning sterilizes you

[dawn spade]

Thanks, how do i bring a car to another car?

[neat moat]

The package came in the male

[naive pecan]

The other partner might be him, though

[naive pecan]

Drive it

[dawn spade]

Lmao

Thats a good one

[toxic relic]

i dont want to know when two people are going at it raw

as zee said

[dawn spade]

Raw is only way

[toxic relic]

please do not include me in your trails

[neat moat]

Well not everyone transitions. But like, I'm not here to argue just take the piss

[toxic relic]

if youre on prep maybe

[neat moat]

The deposit has been made at the bank

[dawn spade]

Whats on prep mean?

[naive pecan]

I wouldn't say argue. That has more vitriolic connotations

[thin wedge]

Can we be the build 43 chat

[naive pecan]

More 'discuss'

[thin wedge]

[neat moat]

I see

I quite like that

[dawn spade]

https://tenor.com/view/throwing-daniel-stahl-sweden-nbc-olympics-discus-throw-gif-22949868

[toxic relic]

common anti std medication for gay men, specifically prevents HIV spread

[dawn spade]

O

What if its a girl tho

[naive pecan]

How man people are hit by the discus in this event?

[dawn spade]

Coz girls cant have stds

[young kelp]

only I can

[dawn spade]

So its safe

[toxic relic]

u need to take it abot 2 weeks before intimacy

[karmic jetty]

2 weeks

[toxic relic]

for about

as in start 2 weeks bfo

[karmic jetty]

that long of a prep???

[toxic relic]

then u take daily

[dawn spade]

Wait

[naive pecan]

Now that's planningg ahead

[toxic relic]

prep is the drug name

[karmic jetty]

at that point just catch me playin nikki

[toxic relic]

NO

[dawn spade]

Isnt hiv just a inject tho

[toxic relic]

dont misunderstand

[dawn spade]

I thought i was safe from hiv

[toxic relic]

huh?

no

[dawn spade]

What it caller

[karmic jetty]

ur thinkin of aids

[toxic relic]

thats HPV

[dawn spade]

Immunisation

[toxic relic]

HIV is different

[dawn spade]

O

[toxic relic]

bro

yikes

[dawn spade]

Idk, i treat all the diseases equelly

Wear a rubber and ur good

[toxic relic]

many people take prep to answer ur other question

im just talkin from my experience with it

[karmic jetty]

heh rubber

[toxic relic]

not completely tru but yes

[karmic jetty]

how does prep work

[toxic relic]

that + prep works for me

[toxic relic]

its a pill

take daily

ur gud

[karmic jetty]

side effects?

[dawn spade]

Does ur boyfriend have hiv then?

Or are yall just open

[young kelp]

until some mad man stabs you with a needle

[naive pecan]

Is this the channel on this server that's always off-topic?

[toxic relic]

this one

[toxic relic]

nothing notable

[naive pecan]

Or ya wander barefoot on the beach

[young kelp]

It seems to be on topic at the moment

[lunar saddle]

oooh is chat talking about stds?

[toxic relic]

ye

[karmic jetty]

we are shrimply goated

[dawn spade]

I just think i have more realistic issues to be afraid of then being stabbed by a stranger who just likes spreading disease

[toxic relic]

ye

[karmic jetty]

does std only spread if one person has it

[lyric galleon]

lmfao, yeah i saw the pic from a tweet

[toxic relic]

wdym

[young kelp]

std had to start somewhere

[dawn spade]

Yoy can get it from toilet seats as well and stuff life that

[lyric galleon]

it was hom and his friend, arguing that the steak was “medium-well”

[toxic relic]

am i going to have to be the teacher man again

[wraith dust]

I dont hookup, random sex with strangers is scary lmfao, but i still get tested even if im in a relationship cause 1.) u never know 2.) you can get stds even without having sex albiet very rare

[dawn spade]

Its rare but not imposible

[lyric galleon]

forgot the pong

[naive pecan]

Only right way to have steak is medium-rare or lighter

[young kelp]

welldone

[toxic relic]

zee

[naive pecan]

With ketchup?

[neat moat]

I like mine congratulations

[young kelp]

for very thin cuts

[toxic relic]

wdym with your question

[lyric galleon]

well-escaped

[dawn spade]

Im pretty sure she meant what luna and i said

[young kelp]

like how did stds start

[naive pecan]

Mutation

[young kelp]

last I heard it came from a monkey

[neat moat]

Mutations and cross contamination

[dawn spade]

I dont think shes worried about sudden genesis of hiv

[karmic jetty]

monke

[lyric galleon]

people stuck stuff where it didnt belong

[wraith dust]

BASED

medium rare my beloved

[dawn spade]

Or they just like... ate a raw monkey

[karmic jetty]

what did i say about rawdawgin

[neat moat]

I heard it was possible blood blood contact due to hunting and cutting meat

[karmic jetty]

[dawn spade]

Ye, most likely way it happened

[neat moat]

I dislike how everyone jumps to the idea stds are spread from intercorse

[dawn spade]

I mean there called sexually transmitted

And also its funny

[karmic jetty]

[neat moat]

You can get hiv from blood blood contact

[lyric galleon]

rawdawggin is nice

[toxic relic]

blood and body fluids mate

[lyric galleon]

zeerol circa 2025

[dawn spade]

But after any thought i think everyone realises that blood blood was how we got chlamydia from koalas

[naive pecan]

You're more likely to give someone a poke than cut yourself butchering meat

[toxic relic]

not always intimacy

[karmic jetty]

do vampires has those

speakin of

[toxic relic]

have what?

[young kelp]

le ground moved in my area

[karmic jetty]

i finished nocturne last night

[neat moat]

statistical inevitability

[dawn spade]

Butfher knives

[karmic jetty]

is so peak

[young kelp]

vampfires would probably know who has stds

[karmic jetty]

mizrak

[dawn spade]

Campvires

[lyric galleon]

when she stubs your toe and the table keeps going after you finish

[naive pecan]

Vampires are immune to other diseases

[young kelp]

whether they view them as a delicacy or not, is not up to me to decide

[neat moat]

Nocturne needs more zombies

zombies r cool

[wraith dust]

Being a vampire is peak

Although i would miss garlic

Because garlic 🧄 ❤️

[dawn spade]

I could see a vamp being a fan of aids victims

[naive pecan]

Love me some garlic

[karmic jetty]

if i was a vampire i would die of hungery

[dawn spade]

Weakened immune system probably adds to it for them somehow

[neat moat]

Zombies represent thre working class. The Vampires represent the oppressive bourgeoisie

[wraith dust]

LMFAO

[young kelp]

I wonder if vampires have a preferred blood type

[toxic relic]

its tru tho

[neat moat]

mhmm

[wraith dust]

Vampires would die drinking me

[naive pecan]

Well, being the oppressor's more fun than the oppressed, so better a vampire

[wraith dust]

I’m anemic

[toxic relic]

that is what both monster types have historically repped

[toxic relic]

...

[young kelp]

like would O taste slightly different than AB

[dawn spade]

Vamps would hate you

Ur safe

[random nova]

Okay Fartass

[neat moat]

communist zombies when

[toxic relic]

Paulo Freire would hate you

[naive pecan]

TTT has a communist mod that spreads like zamboism

[toxic relic]

ttt

[naive pecan]

You read the Communist Manifesto to someone and they become communist and get their own copy

[onyx igloo]

i was boutta say project russia bruh

[karmic jetty]

wonder how murican blud taste like 🦅

[heavy ivy]

oily

[naive pecan]

Trouble in Terrorist Town. A gamemode in GMod

[dawn spade]

Fatty

[onyx igloo]

i have nosebleeds all the time

not good

[wraith dust]

Communist fallout when

[naive pecan]

Stays fresh forever, with all the preservatives we eat

[toxic relic]

human blood is generally only affected [taste-wise] by health conditions

[glad field]

this guy would know

[naive pecan]

Why do we know this?

[wraith dust]

experience

😼

[glad field]

Fiends tbh

[neat moat]

I bet your meat is tangy and stringy

[naive pecan]

Extra sweet, that's how our blood tastes

All the diabeetus

[toxic relic]

some people think that different blood types have varying tastes but theres no evidence to support this claim

[dawn spade]

How much evidence do you need

[glad field]

Figure it out yourself

[toxic relic]

its large and chunky thanks

[wraith dust]

?!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!?!?!!?!?!

[dawn spade]

Do the taste test

[onyx igloo]

cannibals should answer this question

[toxic relic]

no

[wraith dust]

*?!?!!!?!??!?!!?!?!!?!!?!

[onyx igloo]

who else then

[lyric galleon]

zeerol, have you played vampire the masquerade bloodlines

[wraith dust]

slkKLJMNDJKNajkdhaskhasjkdashd

BYE

LMFAOO

[toxic relic]

its easy to get a computer to artificially taste a material

[neat moat]

cannibalism discussion yet again

[toxic relic]

there is specific equipment for this

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-bye-cat-leave-done-gif-12387359

[dawn spade]

Its easier to get a person to taste a thiny

[toxic relic]

you all assume the worst

[naive pecan]

That is a great terrible game

[glad field]

Or just do it yourself

[onyx igloo]

sons of the forest inhabitants:

[karmic jetty]

at someones house for cny

[glad field]

this guy thinks machines can replace human senses adequately

[toxic relic]

enjoy it

[neat moat]

cny?

[karmic jetty]

u know i dont play games

[toxic relic]

chinese new year

[neat moat]

ohhh

yeah

[dawn spade]

I for example would of been willing to do it for litterally any money

Which is less than the price of the machine i assume

[toxic relic]

blood contains viruses and pathogens

safer for a machine to do so

[neat moat]

zee really out here talking to strangers instead of enjoying cny

[dawn spade]

Scientists are giving it to me

I trust them to have checked

[lyric galleon]

go play it

[toxic relic]

that would be the wrong decision mate

[lyric galleon]

since you like vampires

[onyx igloo]

bro just drink bloody maries

[toxic relic]

scientists are infamous for not caring about ethics and will intentionally give you infected blood

just to see how you react

[neat moat]

Vampires vs Zombies vs Werewolves

[toxic relic]

also many experiments require the testing of infected blood so

rather not

[naive pecan]

Vampires best

Zombies worst

[neat moat]

lies

zombies on top

[toxic relic]

vampires are kinda lame

[naive pecan]

Werewolves tied for worst

[dawn spade]

Zombies would be so shit

[lyric galleon]

journalist are also quite infamous of getting life defining awards

[toxic relic]

werewolves and zombies are cooler

[neat moat]

what about werewolves?

[onyx igloo]

skeletons are not even in this conversation?

[dawn spade]

Litterally just a worse person

[neat moat]

idk much about them

[onyx igloo]

cmon guys you didn't even give skellies attention

[naive pecan]

Skeletons are just non-stinky zombies that don't infect you

[neat moat]

Zombies have the logistics and numbers advantage

[dawn spade]

Were wolfs are a slightly better person but every month you expererienc intense pain and also lose control

Nty

[onyx igloo]

no they have a bone to pick with you though

[toxic relic]

minotaurs

[lunar saddle]

female experience

[dawn spade]

We're talking about which one would you choose to be

[toxic relic]

zombie

[neat moat]

zombie

[toxic relic]

[dawn spade]

Ull be a single zombie

[neat moat]

I'm with the ZCA

[dawn spade]

Not a hoard

[naive pecan]

Vampires are the only one that retains self-control the whole month. Therefore they are the best

[toxic relic]

yeah ill be a singular zombie

[onyx igloo]

have you guys ever hit yourself in the ankle with a hatchet and didn't notice until your sock was red?

[lunar saddle]

i agri with queju vampires on top

[toxic relic]

ez choize

[neat moat]

I may be one zombie, but my comrades will form the hord

[onyx igloo]

am i a tank or am i just stupid

[young kelp]

you're high

[onyx igloo]

possibly

[dawn spade]

I mean, i wouldnt mind being like, a wight maybe

[onyx igloo]

ghost

[lunar saddle]

i dont understand choosing zombie like why do u want to be smelly and weird looking

[dawn spade]

Fuck off into the woods and just chill doing my spooky magic

[naive pecan]

Wus a wight?

[onyx igloo]

what about ghost bro

you can phase through walls n shit

[young kelp]

I wanna be a lich

[neat moat]

Class traitor. You will be eaten

[naive pecan]

Can;t play vidya. No ghost

[lunar saddle]

ok stinker

[young kelp]

can't be killed unless they break my phylactery

which can be in any shape or form

not just a stupid vase

[neat moat]

ok what will you be, werewolf or vampire?

[dawn spade]

There not exactly ghosts

[naive pecan]

Make your phylactory a country

[dawn spade]

There physical sort of

[young kelp]

a blood line

[lunar saddle]

dude obvs vampire

[neat moat]

LAME

I summon the power of the sun

[naive pecan]

A bloodline can die. Land is forever

[lunar saddle]

its only LAME cuz its the obvious correct choice

[dawn spade]

Id be a vampire if i get to be the first vampire

[neat moat]

I hope you bite into some garlic

[lyric galleon]

the microwave im using sounds like a washing machine

[young kelp]

depends on how long its been

[dawn spade]

I dont mind likz there being others as well

[lunar saddle]

and i hope u shamble into a ditch

[onyx igloo]

can i be an airfryer

[young kelp]

the blood may be thin, but its still there

[dawn spade]

But let me be among the first batch

[toxic relic]

"whens the unions inspiration through the workers blood shall run, there can be no greater power anywhere beneath the sun--yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one but the union makes us strong."
-pete seeger

[naive pecan]

No, Sean said ghost. Not you

[young kelp]

goodluck to anyone looking for the rest

[toxic relic]

thats a quote

[young kelp]

[toxic relic]

vampires are lame

[dawn spade]

O

[toxic relic]

id rather be a zombie

not a werewolf either

[hallow cypress]

Why

[toxic relic]

ngl

[dawn spade]

Hear me out

[hallow cypress]

What do zombies have

Like what

[onyx igloo]

if i was a ghost i'd break all your fine china

[toxic relic]

interesting stories

[dawn spade]

As a vamp, you get to just watch everythijy forever

U dont even have to be like, mean

[toxic relic]

id be a ghost too

[onyx igloo]

and turn off your device in the middle of something

[toxic relic]

ghost can be cool

[young kelp]

be a Fae

[dawn spade]

U can just chill and watch al of history unfold

[onyx igloo]

im already an annoying bastard

[lunar saddle]

ghost is second choice but being immaterial might just push me over the edge in terms of going mad

[hallow cypress]

I’m hitting the power button on your computer mid clutch

[naive pecan]

And if unlife gets old, you can watch your Final Sunrise

[dawn spade]

Ye

[wraith dust]

imagine all the gaming i can do

lmfao

[dawn spade]

Its a total vibe

[toxic relic]

goblin

[neat moat]

What

[toxic relic]

goblin seems cool

or orc

[onyx igloo]

im turning on your radio to listen to tears for fears at 3:13 am

[wraith dust]

nah goblin is wild

[onyx igloo]

go ahead and stop me

[neat moat]

Orcs on top

[hallow cypress]

If you’re a vampire you might live long enough for GTA6

[wraith dust]

what if u get rejected from your clan

they do some evil shitzx

[toxic relic]

[dawn spade]

Goblins are chill

[neat moat]

You just go around being a silly little guy

[naive pecan]

Or Kingdom Hearts 4

[toxic relic]

theres different variations of orc/goblin

[dawn spade]

Yeh exaftly

[toxic relic]

just use a different lore

[dawn spade]

Goblins are exactl6 just silly little guys

[hallow cypress]

Or silksong

[neat moat]

Id rather be a kreen honestly. Sure I'd be dead in like 7 years but at least I never need to sleep

[dawn spade]

Just dance on the pier and then go hiding

Make everyone think the witnesses are crazy

[onyx igloo]

thats called being a teenager

you live like a teenager for 7 years

[naive pecan]

I need so much sleep, so that's be a relief

[neat moat]

Kreen are actually cool though

They got 4 arms

[onyx igloo]

are you saying im not cool you bastard

[neat moat]

yeah

[onyx igloo]

thats fair

[toxic relic]

thri-kreen ranger

no

barbarian

[dawn spade]

Its decided yall

Im a hobbit

[neat moat]

I use kreen instead of thri kreen bc thri kreen is a specific like.... culture? I guess

[onyx igloo]

im microwaving the hobbit

20 minutes

[toxic relic]

ye ye

[naive pecan]

All you do is drink and get high?

[dawn spade]

11 meals a day and the rest of it living lavishly doing fuck all

[neat moat]

I was thinking of making my own Kreen centric Dnd story honestly

[twilit prairie]

Starting a new run and I found an early pickaxe, never used one before, what skills do I need to fix it up when it gets damaged?

[neat moat]

needs a lot of work but I wanna do it

[toxic relic]

sounds sick dude

do it

[neat moat]

it's very ambitious

and I'm not like in the best place rn

one day

[dawn spade]

Stonky tope

[toxic relic]

whenever you feel comfortable enough to do so

sounds cool tho

[twilit prairie]

There's a spelljammer 5e supplement, are kreen in there with more lore?

[toxic relic]

no fucking idea

[twilit prairie]

That's where they're originally from

[toxic relic]

cool

[dawn spade]

Dungeons and draggin my nuts on your head

Gottem

[toxic relic]

gg

[twilit prairie]

I don't know what this means, sticky tape?

[onyx igloo]

i have no idea what kreen are but can i microwave them

for 20 minutes

[toxic relic]

theyre mantis warriors

[onyx igloo]

are they small enough

[toxic relic]

no

they are large

[twilit prairie]

They're people size

[lunar saddle]

glad im not the only one , they look like bugs so maybe?

[onyx igloo]

do i need a bigger microwave

[toxic relic]

much bigger

[toxic relic]

dnd race

[onyx igloo]

im getting the bigger microwave

[twilit prairie]

You need a size prohibitive microwave

[onyx igloo]

variable size

[neat moat]

Kinda

[toxic relic]

average height is 7 ft

[lunar saddle]

sean is super into microwaves tn i see

[onyx igloo]

yes

[lunar saddle]

what inspired this

[neat moat]

I want the males to be much smaller than the females, like mantisis are irl

[dawn spade]

Tell us your coolest microwave fact sean

[onyx igloo]

food

[lunar saddle]

fair enough

[neat moat]

maybe the females more tanky and the makes more nimble. Maybe allow them to use their wings to glide

[twilit prairie]

Also, what else are you microwaving for 20 minutes?

[onyx igloo]

theres a cookbook for 1970s microwave and it worked like an oven

[onyx igloo]

a honeybun
and throwing it at you

[lunar saddle]

it was marketed to work like one but it did not

[onyx igloo]

we dont talk about that

[toxic relic]

i need more falafel

[neat moat]

Lizzy hru

[lunar saddle]

i wont argue with the microwave guy

[twilit prairie]

Buddy that's gonna be a honeybun when it goes in but it's not gonna be one when it comes out

[neat moat]

How is bring French?

[twilit prairie]

It's sucre

[lunar saddle]

my brain is scrambled eggs today

u?

[onyx igloo]

you pick up the french

you brought french

[lunar saddle]

also im only 1/4 french -_-

[onyx igloo]

cut yourself into 3/4s

remove french

[lunar saddle]

no

[neat moat]

Today I slept in. Missed an appointment but it's not the worse. Make it up tomorrow and hopefully have the energy to do my comp work

bf I hope didn't have scrambled egg brain

[lunar saddle]

i feel responsible LOL u said earlier im the rzn u were tired 😭

[onyx igloo]

i took a nap for 3 hours and it felt like the world was collapsing

in a tolerable way

[neat moat]

real

[onyx igloo]

i found a gif of a little soda robot

would anyone mind posting it

[neat moat]

dm

[twilit prairie]

Did you tell em you were Gone Ghoting?

[toxic relic]

i would mind

[neat moat]

it's wouldn't

[neat moat]

I wouldn't mind

dm me sean

[onyx igloo]

did it

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/doohickey-corporation's-headquarters-invention-glaggleland-little-soda-robot-unofficial-gif-7936852962461343486

guys look at thos cool gif I found

[onyx igloo]

enjoy the little soda robot

[ivory grail]

woah cool gif you found all by yourself

[onyx igloo]

would you rather be in a pool of jello than your current task

[neat moat]

No

[onyx igloo]

banishment

heresy

[ivory grail]

Am I allowed to eat the jello

[onyx igloo]

yes

is lime

[ivory grail]

Eww lime

I hate lime jello

If it was cherry then yes

[onyx igloo]

ok

is cherry

[neat moat]

I'm eating rn

[onyx igloo]

no u arent

[ivory grail]

then yes i would eat my way to a home

[onyx igloo]

your food is gone

bye

[ivory grail]

soup

[onyx igloo]

thats like planktons meatloaf

you put the fork in it and it just phases through

[neat moat]

it's albondigas

[onyx igloo]

albondigas nuts

that makes sense

[neat moat]

it's my culture

[onyx igloo]

oh

nice

[neat moat]

ha ha ha ha

[onyx igloo]

what culture is it?

[neat moat]

Mexican

essentially

I fucked up the soup

[onyx igloo]

oh i love mexican soups

[toxic relic]

sometimes i look at seans chat and think "how the fuck can someone be so ignorant" then i realise that they havent even finished puberty yet

[onyx igloo]

oh i can be more ignorant if you want

[neat moat]

wait when do you finish puberty?

32?

[toxic relic]

uh

i have no idea

[onyx igloo]

it never goes away

[neat moat]

hahahaa

[toxic relic]

i assume its around 20

[onyx igloo]

the pimples never left my dad

they will never leave me

[toxic relic]

adult acne

[onyx igloo]

i don't have terrible acne but pimples suck

[toxic relic]

zits arent just a puberty thing mate

its just pus and dirt and friction

[toxic relic]

hypocrite

[neat moat]

how

[toxic relic]

dont judge my cooking from.now on

[onyx igloo]

i like making quesadillas

[neat moat]

At least mine is edible and not FUKING BURNT TOAST

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

I had to run to the store and buy potatoes

[onyx igloo]

bro just scrape the burnt bits off

dont waste the toast

[toxic relic]

im not fussed about it

i just ate it

[onyx igloo]

if you waste the toast
uhh fuck you i guess

food waste bad

[neat moat]

Big boy ate his din din

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/potato-gif-11752837070388529775

[neat moat]

pure carbon

[toxic relic]

peepeepoopoo man strikes again

[neat moat]

I'm going to make the most mouth watering thing stink, and I'm going to show you how yummy it is

[toxic relic]

ok

what if i told you i barely chew my food

or taste it

[neat moat]

https://youtu.be/X4m6zkq07UE?si=zM-3Te42mTpCyMhV

[onyx igloo]

you must be sad if you cant taste food

[toxic relic]

no

im a generally fulfilled and content man

food just isnt a big thing for me

[neat moat]

Oh yeah? And does your bf wipe your chin and clean your bib when ur done?

[onyx igloo]

crossbows are cool

i like crossbows

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

good one

i like it

[wraith dust]

im six foot 3

i need to feast

[toxic relic]

feasting

is valid

[wraith dust]

idk if its because im AMAB but

[toxic relic]

just inhale the food

[wraith dust]

i literally neeed to FEAST

[toxic relic]

real

[neat moat]

She just hungy

girl dinner

[wraith dust]

FOR REAL

[tall glen]

chrimeny Luna

respec

[onyx igloo]

why are crossbows so expensive

i saw one for like 200 dollars

[neat moat]

It's a complex peice of equipment

[toxic relic]

this is hilarious

[wraith dust]

What I usually feast on in my mornings

[onyx igloo]

man just GIVE ME THE CROSSBOW!

[toxic relic]

seems an average meal?

[tall glen]

feet spotted

[onyx igloo]

i like chocolate chip pancakes

[wraith dust]

1.2 kalories

[toxic relic]

[wraith dust]

GRIPPERS

[toxic relic]

1.2? or 1.2k?

[wraith dust]

if I really wanted too I could eat an entire pizza by myself

[toxic relic]

either way

[wraith dust]

1.2k

[neat moat]

Me when the ai claims a checkpoint I wanted

[wraith dust]

I miss being a kid and eating pizza and playing halo

[toxic relic]

i am not trying to compete but this is normal

[neat moat]

omg I love your tattoos

[toxic relic]

we feast

[onyx igloo]

i eat a whole totinos

[wraith dust]

At least I feel normal now lmao xD

[toxic relic]

real

[onyx igloo]

is that considered a whole pizza

[wraith dust]

ODST my beloved

[toxic relic]

dw about ur feasting, if you hungy you eat

[neat moat]

Im the kind of guy to fast for the whole day then eat one large meal

[wraith dust]

Mood

[onyx igloo]

im the type of guy to forget to eat dinner because i slept

[wraith dust]

Eepy

[onyx igloo]

i ate whoppers for dinner

the candy

i'm not proud

[neat moat]

how you eepy you got a whole ass meal to chow

[tall glen]

just bought some flank steak and a bunch of beans

gonna do something with it this week

[onyx igloo]

beans and rice

is beautiful

[wraith dust]

I hate moving to the Midwest

[toxic relic]

america

[wraith dust]

There’s no Carl’s Jr or jack n the box here

[onyx igloo]

i live here and i just hate the winter

[wraith dust]

I also miss in n out

[neat moat]

what they got?

[wraith dust]

It’s been 5 years

[onyx igloo]

huh thats weird
i saw jack in the box here

[wraith dust]

it’s not near Chicago

[onyx igloo]

culvers exists btw

try it if you see it

[wraith dust]

Culver’s is decent

[wraith dust]

Me because I’m Mexican

[neat moat]

what about a buckees

or however you say it

[wraith dust]

Never had buckees

Heard it’s good

[onyx igloo]

im whiter than a ghost and love authentic mexican lmao

[wraith dust]

At least I can get ripped off by five guys burgers

[neat moat]

Ive never seen one in orsini

[wraith dust]

Their burgers are expensive

[neat moat]

ikr

Fast food is crazy expensive now

[onyx igloo]

i unwillingly became a patrick the star cosplay on the alabama beach during the summer

im still scared of it

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-coffee-aiken-chia-nightowlcinematics-having-coffee-enjoy-gif-20769263

[onyx igloo]

i just made my own burger seasoning

[karmic jetty]

got ang pau and a box of oranges

[onyx igloo]

make it at home on my dads grill

[eager cove]

Guys, I'm only saying this here because I know we're all a bunch of gamers. But this super indie game I just tried you all got to check it out even if it's just videos of it on YouTube

[onyx igloo]

what an ang pau

[karmic jetty]

moni and yommers

[karmic jetty]

moni

[neat moat]

this u?

[karmic jetty]

clams

doubloons

[toxic relic]

its me reading senseless american yap

[neat moat]

If you lived here you'd get it

[eager cove]

No, no it's not senseless don't worry, I'm about to throw you some actual good Yap

[spiral marsh]

if yk yk

[eager cove]

I'm trying to remember the name of that one Half-Life 2 mod with the voice in the dude in the name. Oh my God

[spiral marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-dog-zomboid-suspicious-gif-10712400350108666363

wah

[onyx igloo]

hey guys i got a story
i have a buddy from romania that speaks english pretty fluently
but i asked him what food he would suggest i try
he searched up a translation for a food he likes and lmao
"Perrywinkle soup."

[spiral marsh]

Idont have gifs

[karmic jetty]

plungie? good yap? preposterous

[neat moat]

The eastern Americans I tell you. Fucking barbarians

[toxic relic]

i cant comment on this

[karmic jetty]

cant text well in car

chat makin me sick literally

[onyx igloo]

DONT TEXT AND DRIVE

STOP!

[neat moat]

omg zee are you driving????

[toxic relic]

zee doesnt have arms

[karmic jetty]

im a passenger

cant drive

[neat moat]

oh right you can't drive

passenger princess

[onyx igloo]

why cant zee drive

no permit?

[toxic relic]

no reason to

a lot of places dont need cars

america wouldnt get it

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-mean-gif-20858698

[karmic jetty]

oh we need cars here

i just cant drive

[neat moat]

why?

[lunar saddle]

imagine living in a society that doesnt rely on cars

[neat moat]

did you do the test yet?

[lunar saddle]

actual utopia

[eager cove]

Oh my God it took me this long to think of Stanley parable

[karmic jetty]

no

[neat moat]

Do they have trains where you are French lady?

[onyx igloo]

me who likes car mechanics:

[eager cove]

But it's a mix between Stanley parable and portal and super liminal!

[toxic relic]

everything i need is walkable distance and the walking lanes are well maintained, also theres a robust public transport system

[dawn spade]

Wtf is this

[eager cove]

You all should check out a simple game about picking up garbage

[toxic relic]

flex

[neat moat]

got plans to?

[lunar saddle]

u talkin to me bruh!?

[karmic jetty]

we dont have public transport here it sucks

[neat moat]

yes 😁

[eager cove]

I'm serious. You all will be happy to say that you tried it before everyone else did or before the Kotaku article or IGN or whatever

[lunar saddle]

nawww i dont answer 2 that u must be talkin 2 some1 else

[onyx igloo]

we have school buses

thats it

and frankenstein roads

[wraith dust]

sounds like sweden

[onyx igloo]

fun combo

[strange spruce]

Bruh where does zee live

[karmic jetty]

ehhhh maybe in the future when im rich and powerful

[toxic relic]

nz

[lunar saddle]

isnt zee an alien

[wraith dust]

I WAS CLOSE

[neat moat]

ur the only one who speaks French here 👁 👁

[strange spruce]

Rich maybe

[onyx igloo]

id accept an alien as our government

maybe they'll make cool floaty transport

[strange spruce]

Powerfuls a stretch zee

[toxic relic]

zee is from jupiter

[dawn spade]

Plungie? Good yap,

[lunar saddle]

oh so if i learn russian im russian lady!?

[onyx igloo]

zee got more stupider

[karmic jetty]

jupiter i hardly know er

[lunar saddle]

do not call me plungie 😭

[neat moat]

No French is the dominant gene

[karmic jetty]

[neat moat]

It's like an impurity

[toxic relic]

erm

[eager cove]

It's my birthday. I'm allowed to get it wrong. It's actually called a simple garbage sorting game

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-kinkytwt-michael-jackson-gun-stan-twitter-stan-twt-gif-8838448374497139850

[eager cove]

He's like that

[dawn spade]

French is def a submissive gene

[eager cove]

Yes*

[neat moat]

stink you may have a point

[strange spruce]

Happy birthday elder gnome child

[onyx igloo]

is that michael jackson

[lunar saddle]

I’m pretty sure this can be perceived as racist -_-

[toxic relic]

yuh

[onyx igloo]

why he aimed da gun at the machl jaczon?!

[neat moat]

Lizzy we are all friends here

[polar kernel]

no its actually joe rogan before he was bald

[dawn spade]

Yeh but its fine

Fuck the french

[karmic jetty]

french recessive gene

[toxic relic]

dudes

[lunar saddle]

Here’s the thing Ghoti

I’m not French, so idc! :3

[silent copper]

Why da military point gun at machl jickson are they stoid?

[toxic relic]

are wilding out with nick canon

[neat moat]

fine

[strange spruce]

What is it,fartass

[onyx igloo]

guys if we didnt have french we wouldn't have french bread pizza

[neat moat]

what would you like to be called?

[tall glen]

I am French

Toast

[lunar saddle]

lizzy

[eager cove]

How you know I'm elder. I didn't even say what number went up and to what?

[lunar saddle]

Liz if you’re lazy

[karmic jetty]

lizzy wizzy

[toxic relic]

french toast is gross

[dawn spade]

Why would you do that to yourself

[eager cove]

Oh osrs

[neat moat]

what about lz?

[onyx igloo]

how about laffy taffy

[eager cove]

Yeah

[toxic relic]

wet egg bread

[lunar saddle]

Lizzy wizzy is fine but only if it’s from zée

[polar kernel]

ive made a grave discovery

[silent copper]

This is the worst take I’ve heard

[strange spruce]

[karmic jetty]

[dawn spade]

Is it mine?

[lunar saddle]

My fucking French keyboard is exposing me there’s no way

[onyx igloo]

how about laffy taffy mrs lizzy

[neat moat]

Alright lz it is final

[dawn spade]

Please let it be mije

[lunar saddle]

I did not say okay to lz

[fast flare]

Oh, I know this wholesome and normal video

[karmic jetty]

lz sounds like lazy

[onyx igloo]

mijeal jazz son

[polar kernel]

youve ruined my joke i was gonna post a headstone

[dawn spade]

I thought we all agreed

[polar kernel]

☹️

[neat moat]

Great! Glad we are all in agreement lz

[dawn spade]

Her name is plungie

[toxic relic]

what about lizzterene

[lunar saddle]

LOL

[karmic jetty]

thanks for the reminder

[onyx igloo]

can my server name be morris pringle please

[lunar saddle]

that’s a new one

[polar kernel]

no her name is IDIOT along with the REST of you

[lunar saddle]

cool chip do NOT start with me!

[wraith dust]

skaven

[strange spruce]

What did i do

[silent copper]

I prefer moron

[onyx igloo]

i wanna be named morris pringle

[silent copper]

[karmic jetty]

rood chip

[neat moat]

Lizzy does give skaven vibes

[onyx igloo]

wed

[strange spruce]

Dumbass better

[neat moat]

She even has skaven feetsies

[dawn spade]

Imagine playing warhammer and liking skaven

[silent copper]

Idk imbecile has some pizaz to it

[strange spruce]

Rats rats we are da rats

[eager cove]

Portal, Stanley Parable, Superluminal. If you like those or try a simple garbage sorting game.

[polar kernel]

YOU 🫵 dont start with ME 🧛 cause ill send you into the fucking SUN ☀️ and have you fucking ATOMIZED 💥

[eager cove]

I don't really know how to describe what I'm saying like just imagine if Val didn't make portal and you stumbled upon portal on steam and bought it and played it and it had just as much of an amazing experience

[neat moat]

lactose intolerant people when I throw a neutron star at them

[onyx igloo]

dim witted

[lunar saddle]

they’re very cute feetsies

[silent copper]

Lactose intolerant people when I launch a motar at them

[lunar saddle]

Oh no my messages aren’t sending which opp is doxing me !? It’s @polar kernel isn’t it!?

SEND MY MESSAGES

RELEASE ME

[polar kernel]

me! mmeeee! thats me! meeeee!!!

[lunar saddle]

yay

they sent

[dawn spade]

I got muted in pz chat for posting that meme

[silent copper]

Nah ur dipshit

[silent copper]

Pz shovel gif

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/release-me-far-cry-5-crying-screaming-nutting-gif-7759256987725887902

[strange spruce]

Same

[onyx igloo]

lactose intolerant people when i force them to down 3 bottles of bleach:

[eager cove]

Okay fine I'll leave. I don't when I get 24-hour mute on my birthday. All right. Sorry guys. Seriously check it out pspsps

[strange spruce]

But i still prefer dumbass

[eager cove]

I swear I'm not affiliated and you'll know you'll tell

[lunar saddle]

Im Omw to your house rn

[toxic relic]

bro is built like a lasagne noodle

[silent copper]

https://tenor.com/view/project-zomboid-pz-project-zomboid-shovel-project-zomboid-shovel-gif-gif-2572976739853388991

[fast flare]

What the fuck is this? In my general chat?

[karmic jetty]

lasag

[neat moat]

lazang

[fast flare]

He making anover game I hear

[toxic relic]

lasag

[eager cove]

Click til space til space til space til space til space til space til squish

[onyx igloo]

hey avian child

[wraith dust]

LMFAO

[fast flare]

Better

[silent copper]

That’s a first

[neat moat]

chase nooo 😭

[strange spruce]

I am coming after you

[eager cove]

• everyone alive in Louisville, probably

[lunar saddle]

get it? Cuz he’s a cop? :)

[eager cove]

Wait it's always just one isn't it?

[onyx igloo]

i have an image of a cartman plushie on amazon labeled "fat fuck"

[toxic relic]

was about to say this

[fast flare]

https://www.cnn.com/2017/12/22/health/thomas-tank-engine-paw-patrol-fascist-cartoon-strauss/index.html

[onyx igloo]

fascist

what

[lunar saddle]

lizzy 1 stink man 0

[strange spruce]

Hehehawhaw embed

[silent copper]

WHAT!? 😭

[strange spruce]

Embed hehehhehehehhehreehehehehrhehehehe

[fossil crow]

Is it in the plans of the devs to make models for the trait obese?

It breaks my immersion

[eager cove]

Like then after looking?

Them*

[lunar saddle]

Isn’t Paw patrol bootlicker propaganda for kids or smt?

[eager cove]

Fatter jfc

[fast flare]

you just get really dense

[neat moat]

The existence of boy wife implies the existence of girl husband

[onyx igloo]

everything is propaganda including me

eat your vegge tables

[lunar saddle]

what are propaganda for…

[fast flare]

Shush you'll melt their american brains

[eager cove]

Yeah I tried to see if I could tell the difference between extremes and there really isn't

[fossil crow]

What

[strange spruce]

Bro is living propaganda poster

[eager cove]

It's just performance Factor

[onyx igloo]

big brother is watching

[toxic relic]

have you read the book

[eager cove]

I corrected myself and it took two times. I meant do you mean a fatter looking character model?

[fossil crow]

Yes

[strange spruce]

I have not

[onyx igloo]

no

[lunar saddle]

which book ? 1984?

[toxic relic]

ye

[strange spruce]

Literally 1984

[onyx igloo]

big brother is watching but replace big brother with stink

[lunar saddle]

We livin in 1984

[strange spruce]

By george orwwll or aomething

[wraith dust]

me after listening to NNR and LBWM in zomboid radio and tv

[onyx igloo]

its the same

[lunar saddle]

don’t need to read the book

just walk outside

[strange spruce]

Honk shoo

[eager cove]

And it would be nice to you know. Have a climb through Windows debuff past I don't know 95 kg????

[strange spruce]

Makes sense honestly

[lunar saddle]

actually not even you can observe from your webcage

[eager cove]

I think this game tries to make as many models whether it be zomboids or you on screen as possible and I can't help but think that having them all having different levels of polygons would just make things worse than they already are in crazy situations

[fast flare]

no. 😎

[eager cove]

But that's literally me just talking out of my ass and trying to think of why it would be different

[lunar saddle]

vampire ganggg

[onyx igloo]

its 45 degrees out

i am not going out

without my cool old navy jacket

[lunar saddle]

Is that supposed to be cold

[eager cove]

I never met an obese zomboid

[onyx igloo]

well it used to be -2

[neat moat]

no one listened to what I had to say

[lunar saddle]

if it was suddenly 45 degrees outside I would unironically go out in shorts

[lunar saddle]

I’m so sorry I might’ve missed it D:

[onyx igloo]

either way its also 12 pm

[fast flare]

He's talking in C. He just really likes wearing jackets.

[onyx igloo]

its scary and dark

[eager cove]

I've only created for RNG'd an obese starting character

[lunar saddle]

You.. mean 12am…

[onyx igloo]

i dont like night when im not in a car

[onyx igloo]

yes fuck

[lunar saddle]

SIGH we already did this today HOW ARE WE ALREADY FUCKIGN IT UP

[onyx igloo]

am pm tomato potato

[eager cove]

Just turn up shamblers by 49% or whatever matches the country you're in for added realism

[lunar saddle]

I got a lot of shit earlier for saying I convert to 12 hour time in my head BUT YALL 24 HR FOLKS CAN CONVERT TO 12 HR TO SAVE YALLS LIFE so who’s the small brain really? (It’s 24 hr folks)

[eager cove]

Yeah nothing is really easy in this game. That's why I like it so much

[onyx igloo]

i can read both clocks

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[eager cove]

Or at the very least it's hard in ways the dark souls ISNT hard which is played out

[toxic relic]

balls

[lunar saddle]

mhmm that’s why ur scared of the dark at noon

[strange spruce]

Yeah balls are cool

Anyways

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-gif-766857345458198993

[stone nexus]

🤝

[onyx igloo]

go ferment some milk or something

[strange spruce]

What the fuck do today

[lunar saddle]

yes you are on copium 🫡

[neat moat]

girl husband

[lunar saddle]

what the heck does this mean 😭 why ferment milk

[onyx igloo]

gregnant

[fast flare]

https://tenor.com/view/ocean-park-roy-chiken-chicken-anime-gif-740051325915836985

Why's this guy obsessed with fat zombies

[strange spruce]

Gregnant

[eager cove]

How long have you been playing?

[fast flare]

WHERED MY PERMS GO

[onyx igloo]

gregregation

[toxic relic]

you need level 10 here

[strange spruce]

Up yer

[toxic relic]

level in pz chat

[strange spruce]

[onyx igloo]

yes level