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#general_chat
lunar saddle
WEll i pushed my ac out of my 2nd story window as a kid
like my window unit
cuz it was winter and it was cold and i didnt want the ac anymore
problem is the driveway is underneath my bedroom window so the ac hit my aunts car
onyx igloo
I was weird and kind of chaotic
lunar saddle
same
neat moat
We're similar somewhat. But I guess the biggest difference is it wasn't really a home. I hate to be dramatic. But I feel most my life I've lived in a prison. and until now I've finally gotten out. Well. Gotten out till my medical issues caught up with me. Now I'm stuck back here. In this fucking dump. Only this time it's not my home, and I don't intend on staying.
I almost died out there. I dont intend on rotting away here
toxic relic
should i play the gay prohibition game or the gay viking game
lunar saddle
should i play the gay prohibition game or the gay viking game
well what kind of gay are you
onyx igloo
I think toddler me shit on the floor once lmao
onyx igloo
Like a fucking pigeon
lunar saddle
im not really sure what that means but i guess the viking game then?
toxic relic
probably
lunar saddle
personally i would do the viking game LOL
kind knoll
HELP
onyx igloo
Maybe..
neat moat
no
kind knoll
MY PICKUP IS SIDEWAYS
neat moat
sad hours
onyx igloo
Do you guys play sons of the forest
neat moat
go bug #pz_b42_chat
toxic relic
We're similar somewhat. But I guess the biggest difference is it wasn't really a...
doesnt seem dramatic; if you felt confined or isolated thats valid. im sorry that shit went awry man but im glad your here now :].
lunar saddle
We're similar somewhat. But I guess the biggest difference is it wasn't really a...
i dont think you're being dramatic, just raw. you'll find your footing and your path i'm sure
onyx igloo
I do and I like it
kind knoll
go bug <#136501320340209664>
ouch alr
lunar saddle
Yeah but
neat moat
what
onyx igloo
Yall wanna hear a weird thing I used to eat?
lunar saddle
does that mean you are that or does that mean you like that?
neat moat
what the hell did i miss when I was writing that
toxic relic
are that
toxic relic
does that mean you are that or does that mean you like that?
both actually
lunar saddle
Viking
toxic relic
indeed
onyx igloo
My friend played KFC dating sim
toxic relic
🐻
onyx igloo
I'm on the bear tho
Yes chef
neat moat
You in my head aren't a bear
toxic relic
i am tho
toxic relic
what do you see me as?
lunar saddle
hes halsin
dawn spade
I think toddler me shit on the floor once lmao
Me too actually
I didnt wanna put my ass down on a public toilet
neat moat
what do you see me as?
A normal gay dude. Not sure
lunar saddle
isnt it normal for toddlers to shit on the ground like whats the big deal
dawn spade
So i just squated
onyx igloo
Me too actually
Bonded by shitting
toxic relic
A normal gay dude. Not sure
6'3, rugby player, stocky, very hairy
neat moat
isnt it normal for toddlers to shit on the ground like whats the big deal
no....?
neat moat
this is my head cannon
toxic relic
sadly
lunar saddle
HHAHA
dawn spade
Stinky fart fart is def 3 quarters of the way to chonky
onyx igloo
Bro I'm built like Chumbucket from Mad Max
toxic relic
yessir
lunar saddle
unfortunately headcanons cannot be incorrect that is the nature of a headcanon
toxic relic
i think if i didnt go to the gym id be chubby but i wouldnt mind that
toxic relic
neat moat
she knows
neat moat
when did you leave?
dawn spade
Iv losr all the weight i so lovingly implanted into my body 😦
toxic relic
when my name got burned away
neat moat
I see
lilac quarry
liquid stinkname
dawn spade
I went from 70 to 78 back to 71kg
lunar saddle
Iv losr all the weight i so lovingly implanted into my body 😦
how
dawn spade
Uncomfortably underweight
onyx igloo
I can't lose weight bro 
toxic relic
gaseous stinkname
toxic relic
like...a fart
lilac quarry
I can't lose weight bro <:unhappy:721361533636182047>
caloric deficit bruva
and cardio
ezpz
neat moat
So you don't have food issues?
lunar saddle
Working out and eating healthily
wait so isnt it a good thing then?
dawn spade
No its a tragedy
lunar saddle
??
onyx igloo
I probably should eat less food
onyx igloo
But food keeps me happy and I like being happy
dawn spade
I was doing some really positive things and iv been backtracking
Gotta get back on track
lilac quarry
yes
dawn spade
some people are more comfortable with some fat on
Im severely underweight
lilac quarry
good to hear the motivation though
toxic relic
real
lunar saddle
Im severely underweight
damn you gotta get your intake up then no?
dawn spade
6.8 707kg
onyx igloo
Im severely underweight
Maybe drink oil lmao
toxic relic
you know the issue and youre ready to work on it man
dawn spade
damn you gotta get your intake up then no?
Ye, but i dont wanna jut be fat
neat moat
Protein babyy
toxic relic
hope it goes well for you
dawn spade
I wanna do it right, put on muscle, a couple kilo of fat would be positive but i dont just wanna chonk
neat moat
I doubt you'll chonk
lilac quarry
I think you're at least in a good starting spot tho
especially if you've been bigger before
dawn spade
is this supposed to be 6'8" and 70.7kg?
71 kg ye
lilac quarry
it's not like you're skinny and have always been so
dawn spade
198 centimetres
lunar saddle
oh 6'5
onyx igloo
My sister is skinny and I'm chonk
dawn spade
especially if you've been bigger before
Im back to where i was last year
onyx igloo
Polar opposites but we tolerate each other
dawn spade
Baseline
lilac quarry
oh damn yeah you're a lean guy wow
lunar saddle
Polar opposites but we tolerate each other
thats good
toxic relic
well dude, gotta move that baseline higher
onyx igloo
I do have to pick her up if she wants to pet the cat ontop of her bed tho lol
lunar saddle
its hard to put weight on when you're that tall
onyx igloo
It's got like turret things
dawn spade
Ye, i got some other priorities its all good
lunar saddle
my bf is 6'3 he struggles a lot with putting weight on
toxic relic
no worries man
neat moat
bro why tf is everyone 6ft
toxic relic
hahaha
onyx igloo
I need more height I wanna eat more food
lunar saddle
Im not
lilac quarry
I'm just 6' so I got lucky lol
neat moat
it's unnatural I say
lilac quarry
considering my dad is 5'4 and my brother is 5'5
toxic relic
projecting again fish
dawn spade
Hormones in the chickens yo
onyx igloo
Any of you got spare height to donate
I'll take off a small piece of your spine please
lunar saddle
U would be scared if u go to scandinavian country Ghoti they are all at least 6'0
toxic relic
bro won the genetic lottery there
neat moat
I am of the perfect vertical length my good friend
toxic relic
i dont think there is a perfect height
neat moat
I will not hear any debauchery from any of you
lunar saddle
I mean there is a subjective one
onyx igloo
U would be scared if u go to scandinavian country Ghoti they are all at least 6'...
No I wouldn't be scared
I can punch them in the balls if they get aggressive
lunar saddle
LOL
neat moat
no mine is objectively correct
source: me
toxic relic
my lascivious marking is unrelated to your height, im just a sinful man
dawn spade
Xd
lilac quarry
I'm so fuckin tired
lunar saddle
No I wouldn't be scared
I can punch them in the balls if they get aggressive
i dont fuck around w short ppl they are closer to hell and very aggressive
naive flicker
Ppl are getting bigger and bigger
lunar saddle
scarier than tall ppl
surreal mirage
It's over for lokiel
lilac quarry
let's hope nobody has a real emergency today, I woke up at 330am 
open token
6’1 at 14 i might be cooked
toxic relic
I'm so fuckin tired
naive flicker
i dont fuck around w short ppl they are closer to hell and very aggressive
Just like dogs
The small ones are always barking
lunar saddle
why is there a 14 yr old in the chat
open token
why not cuh
lunar saddle
Just like dogs
The small ones are always barking
rude :(
naive flicker
why is there a 14 yr old in the chat
Yea tell him to age faster or smth idk
lunar saddle
i love small dogs
dawn spade
I'm so fuckin tired
naive flicker
neat moat
robbit
naive flicker
Doesn't matter
toxic relic
let's hope nobody has a real emergency today, I woke up at 330am <:tired:7213615...
dude please
neat moat
14 is too young
toxic relic
get some real rest if you can
lilac quarry
dude please
PLEASE WHAT
dawn spade
is 14 even old enough
My old account got banned coz i couldnt be bothered verifying being older than 14
lilac quarry
I think I got like 4 hours of sleep
toxic relic
TAKE A DAY OFF OR SOEMTHING IDK BRO
lilac quarry
it's fine, I'll just sleep tonight
lunar saddle
@lilac quarry is there an age minimum for the server?
lilac quarry
day shifts really fuckin suck to start, it's always like this
naive flicker
<@574073109695430666> is there an age minimum for the server?
Bro
toxic relic
it's fine, I'll just sleep tonight
lilac quarry
<@574073109695430666> is there an age minimum for the server?
discord ToS is 13
naive flicker
No there isn't
lunar saddle
babies
naive flicker
Only an overall age for discord
neat moat
this isn't an 18+ server
naive flicker
Which is like lokiel said 13+
lilac quarry
PZ doesn't even have an age rating lol
onyx igloo
13-14 = asshole
15-16 = chill(er)
From my experience
dawn spade
In aus its 18
lunar saddle
i was just wondering cuz im not in a lot of public servers
toxic relic
14 is so young
dawn spade
Discord ignores it
slim geyser
is the multiplayer up?
toxic relic
onyx igloo
Yeah
open token
unc
neat moat
<a:smoke:893979436729380926>
newport?
toxic relic
ofc
lunar saddle
13-14 = asshole
15-16 = chill(er)
From my experience
how old are you bro why do u have experience with those age groups
lunar saddle
oh
lilac quarry
CHILDREN
toxic relic
indeed
onyx igloo
I tolerated a 13 year old asshole
toxic relic
leon and i are the oldest ones here
dawn spade
I mean, i was 14 once, i know there pretty fuckin weird
neat moat
how old are you leon
toxic relic
wild
lunar saddle
leon and i are the oldest ones here
🤨
lilac quarry
probably
onyx igloo
I'm tired of my age groups shit
lilac quarry
how old are you leon
27
neat moat
so young
lunar saddle
I'm tired of my age groups shit
Hurry up and grow kid
lilac quarry
im older than you dude
I know, geezer
lunar saddle
im older than you dude
well???
toxic relic
old man
dawn spade
Cold and fish are older than leon
lilac quarry
eventually I'm gonna be picking you up off the ground with a broken hip
dawn spade
No im younger
Not u fish
lunar saddle
But I'm mentally older than everyone here
BET
dawn spade
Other fish
dawn spade
Ur ghoti
toxic relic
I know, geezer
onyx igloo
Who is older than stinkname?
lunar saddle
you act 12 calm down
i know hahahah thats why i said it
onyx igloo
Anyone?
toxic relic
Who is older than stinkname?
mb is
lilac quarry
many
toxic relic
ye
dawn spade
How old am i ghoti?
lilac quarry
puppers
toxic relic
probably
lilac quarry
nasko
neat moat
25
lilac quarry
all the devs
dawn spade
That wasnt a guess
lunar saddle
wait how old is stinkname
neat moat
are the devs really that old?
toxic relic
older than 30
lunar saddle
u win
toxic relic
is all ill say
neat moat
31
lunar saddle
geezer
lilac quarry
stinkname is 39
open token
older than 30
damn unc
neat moat
39???
dawn spade
Stinko is 83
lilac quarry
yeah
toxic relic
maybe
lilac quarry
old as hell
lunar saddle
1 foot in the grave type shiii
lilac quarry
gross
neat moat
Shit
toxic relic
no comment
neat moat
almost 40
lilac quarry
I'll pronounce him dead
lilac quarry
brb
neat moat
ready for that mid life crisis?
toxic relic
I'll pronounce him dead
im down
lilac quarry
okay it's been done
lunar saddle
Can you stop saying unc
do not beef with the 14 year old
onyx igloo
do not beef with the 14 year old
I beefed with one for months
lunar saddle
are u talkin to us from the otehr side
dawn spade
im officially a dead man
Uncs been in the grave for years now
neat moat
how old is your bf?
naive flicker
I'm feelin old 👴
neat moat
30 😭
toxic relic
how old is your bf?
same age but his birthday is a few months after me
dawn spade
I'm feelin old 👴
Arnt u like 17
neat moat
Bro likes them young
naive flicker
Arnt u like 17
Almost 18
lilac quarry
Bro likes them young
fuck lol beat me to it
neat moat
no
lunar saddle
ok im out of guesses
dawn spade
His 19
neat moat
omao
toxic relic
267
naive flicker
The
onyx igloo
Bro likes them young
diddy
lunar saddle
Stinkname do u have plans for the big 40
dawn spade
Ye
neat moat
other than the midlife crisis
dawn spade
Are we all coming to the birthday party?
spice arrow
omar is at least 3000
It's like one of those anime girls that look young but is actually centuries old
toxic relic
Stinkname do u have plans for the big 40
ye
lilac quarry
I think dodo is in his 50's?
lunar saddle
other than the midlife crisis
Midlife crisis is at 25 now get with the times
dawn spade
Midlife crisis is at 25 now get with the times
Fr
onyx igloo
Don't buy a tesla cybertruck if you have a crisis stink
neat moat
MID LIFE MEAND MIDDLE
lilac quarry
are you employed
no
toxic relic
my bf and i are going to spain to catch the total eclipse next year, which will be around my birthday
neat moat
average age is 80
toxic relic
and no midlife crises
onyx igloo
Midlife crisis is at 25 now get with the times
I've had 3 so far
neat moat
half of 80 is 40
lunar saddle
MID LIFE MEAND MIDDLE
It wont be for us 😩
dawn spade
Midlife is 60
toxic relic
I think dodo is in his 50's?
yessir
lilac quarry
fartname is NOT employed
neat moat
true
dawn spade
I base it on body
toxic relic
fartname is NOT employed
i am
lilac quarry
fuck
open token
my bf and i are going to spain to catch the total eclipse next year, which will ...
whatever tickles the pickle
toxic relic
i just have good vacation time
dawn spade
Until ur 60 ur still spry and youthful
neat moat
math isn't a real job
lunar saddle
Unironically the life expectancy is supposed to drop with our generation
toxic relic
math isn't a real job
im a genuine field researcher 
onyx igloo
Unironically the life expectancy is supposed to drop with our generation
Is it because of dumbasses
Or actual health problems
toxic relic
please look at my models
lilac quarry
dawn spade
Its because where all fucking depressed
toxic relic
theyre so perfect
lunar saddle
Or actual health problems
a bajillion times both
dawn spade
Depressed and stressed, suicide and underage stress related deaths
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/you-know-im-something-of-a-scientist-myself-scientist-don...
youre not a real scientist unless you eat the samples when youre done
lunar saddle
its almost 5am should i sleep or just keep talking in this chat
onyx igloo
Depressed and stressed, suicide and underage stress related deaths
rhymed but this isn't a good rap song
dawn spade
Meh, when do u gotta get u0
lilac quarry
youre not a real scientist unless you eat the samples when youre done
yeah I sample the urine to make sure it's a UTI or not
toxic relic
stinkname does a very important job
im going to pretend this is genuine
neat moat
youre not a real scientist unless you eat the samples when youre done
happens more often than you think
lilac quarry
im going to pretend this is genuine
I actually mean it tho
dawn spade
rhymed but this isn't a good rap song
Actually not even intended
lilac quarry
research is huge
lunar saddle
so wholesome
lilac quarry
A FELLOW SCIENTIST
onyx igloo
I do something very important too
I throw paper into the woodfire
lilac quarry
I honestly wish I was a scientist sometimes
onyx igloo
It's cool to watch it burn
toxic relic
i can do archival as well but thats more of a desk job, going out and contributing to new research makes me feel satisfied
surreal mirage
What research do you do
neat moat
drinking urine i think
onyx igloo
I don't really do it on purpose
toxic relic
What research do you do
me or the other guy
surreal mirage
You fartass
onyx igloo
It just seems pointless to do a step I already guessed
toxic relic
You fartass
my field is computational geometry and manifolds so i usually contribute to multidisciplinary research involving data vis and conceptualization
lunar saddle
a real scientist doesnt need to do tests on the piss they jsut drink it and know the results from the taste havent you guys watched house
lilac quarry
dawn spade
a real scientist doesnt need to do tests on the piss they jsut drink it and know...
Its true
lilac quarry
a real scientist doesnt need to do tests on the piss they jsut drink it and know...
fun fact, that's how they differentiated between diabets insipidus and mellitus long ago 
toxic relic
anything from testing models of sea level predictions to visualisation of nanoscale material in chemical engineering
lilac quarry
if the piss was sweet it was mellitus
dawn spade
People say ur not meant to risk your body on an experiment
surreal mirage
my field is computational geometry and manifolds so i usually contribute to mult...
Sounds complicated
neat moat
a real scientist doesnt need to do tests on the piss they jsut drink it and know...
you seem to speak from experience. Are you also from the science team?
dawn spade
But these people are cowards, and not to be respected
lunar saddle
fun fact, that's how they differentiated between diabets insipidus and mellitus ...
this is what im talkin about i aint giving my piss samples to anyone who cant take a sip and tell me if its insipidus or mellitus
onyx igloo
Bro why am I getting indigestion
toxic relic
Sounds complicated
it is but fun
lilac quarry
that's why I'm here
lunar saddle
that's why I'm here
to drink piss?
toxic relic
if someone drank my piss at a clinic id just laugh
lilac quarry
and stab people ye
onyx igloo
urea is a sweetener
toxic relic
what the fuck are you meant to do about that
neat moat
Profesional clown
onyx igloo
maybe he mixes it with tea
dawn spade
if someone drank my piss at a clinic id just laugh
It would be hard to do anything else lol
toxic relic
exactly
lilac quarry
there was a dude I worked around as a student who would walk around the ER with apple juice in a urine sample container and drink it, everyone was really sad when he died
really funny guy
good dude
rip
lunar saddle
id really want to know what they thought, like how is it compared to other piss theyve tasted ? i hope its yummy
onyx igloo
Chat scratching an elbow itch is weird
neat moat
I feel doctors just make shit up to satisfy their weird piss kink
onyx igloo
It's like a hand itch
toxic relic
I feel doctors just make shit up to satisfy their weird piss kink
im sure leon can confirm this
lilac quarry
I feel doctors just make shit up to satisfy their weird piss kink
never forget plague doctors were just sex pests
neat moat
WHAT
toxic relic
real
lilac quarry
real
neat moat
real
lilac quarry
plague doctors were awful lol
lunar saddle
I feel doctors just make shit up to satisfy their weird piss kink
thats not the only thing they make up for their kinks, ur lucky u dont have to go to gynecologists
lilac quarry
"in order to cure your plague i must sleep with your wife"
toxic relic
HAHAH
lilac quarry
really just diddy let's be real
toxic relic
thats not the only thing they make up for their kinks, ur lucky u dont have to g...
i thank the devil every day i dont need to do this
dawn spade
"in order to cure your plague i must sleep with your wife"
But hear me out
onyx igloo
"in order to cure your plague i must sleep with your wife"
"your wife appears to have some strange disease now"
dawn spade
What if it worked
lilac quarry
dawn spade
Maybe they were onto it
lunar saddle
i thank the devil every day i dont need to do this
YUP.
toxic relic
Maybe they were onto it
onyx igloo
i thank the devil every day i dont need to do this
The devil is the gynecologist
toxic relic
and ill never meet them
frosty tulip
i thank the devil every day i dont need to do this
still gotta have prostate exams tho
neat moat
thays not the worst
lunar saddle
look all im saying is who the fuck goes to medical school and is like i wanna specialize in vagina? freaks, thats who
toxic relic
regularly
onyx igloo
still gotta have prostate exams tho
No I dont
toxic relic
still gotta have prostate exams tho
idm this as much
lilac quarry
look all im saying is who the fuck goes to medical school and is like i wanna sp...
that's them
lunar saddle
YES
dawn spade
Do they specialise in it? Dont theybjust kinda get assigned
onyx igloo
Ill take the cancer instead
lilac quarry
a real video of the people who specialize in OBGYN
onyx igloo
(Satire)
lilac quarry
males I guess
toxic relic
why did you tired react me ghoti
lilac quarry
explain ghoti
neat moat
I'm sacred to look at the gender ratio of gynecologists
lilac quarry
90% male
lunar saddle
I'm sacred to look at the gender ratio of gynecologists
lilac quarry
120% male
neat moat
why did you tired react me ghoti
toxic relic
ah i see
naive flicker
I mean hey i could also start complaining about urologists
onyx igloo
I'm starting to think prostate cancer is better then a booty spread.
naive flicker
They do their job i guess
neat moat
me frfr
naive flicker
I'm starting to think prostate cancer is better then a booty spread.
Same
lunar saddle
I'm starting to think prostate cancer is better then a booty spread.
This how i feel about going to the gyno like do i want trauma or cancer hmmmmmm
neat moat
(just shaved head)
toxic relic
i find it funny that they call it a DRE when its digital like your finger and not like using a screen
lilac quarry
Hey guys, so what's degen_chat up.... to.... today.....
GYNECOLOGY
dawn spade
Ye
lilac quarry
TODAYS TOPIC, REPRODUCTION
unreal bane
I'm getting the hell out of here.
toxic relic
I'm starting to think prostate cancer is better then a booty spread.
takes 20 seconds man
frosty tulip
I'd actually sooner do any of that than go to a chiropractor tho.
onyx igloo
Is sticking fingers up your booty the only way to detect prostate cancer or what
naive flicker
I should learn more for my drivers license
neat moat
the weak should fear the stong
frosty tulip
I don't want some idiot to obliterate my bones
toxic relic
Is sticking fingers up your booty the only way to detect prostate cancer or what
blood test and DRE
usually
onyx igloo
blood test and DRE
Doing that instead.
dawn spade
Is sticking fingers up your booty the only way to detect prostate cancer or what
I mean they could just give you chemo and see how it goes
lunar saddle
GYNECOLOGY
u said gynecology and the other female escaped do i need to prove my case any further
toxic relic
Doing that instead.
dre is finger up the ass man
naive flicker
UROLOGY
onyx igloo
Fuck.
naive flicker
dawn spade
dre is finger up the ass man
Dr dre does it personally
onyx igloo
Lmao
lilac quarry
u said gynecology and the other female escaped do i need to prove my case any fu...
I don't fuck with obstetrics and gynecological stuff, it's stressful
toxic relic
its a couple seconds just to test the function...
lunar saddle
I don't fuck with obstetrics and gynecological stuff, it's stressful
real
lilac quarry
I mean I have to, but I DON'T LIKE IT
dawn spade
Whats obstetrics
neat moat
u said gynecology and the other female escaped do i need to prove my case any fu...
"the other female" 😭
lilac quarry
Whats obstetrics
pregnancy
toxic relic
tamale
dawn spade
O
lilac quarry
when someone is gregnant
lunar saddle
pergananete
naive flicker
Gregnant
neat moat
pregante
onyx igloo
Brainwaves connected
dawn spade
Pregnancy would be cool, im no doctor but if i was id wanna midwife at least once
onyx igloo
What to do when is gregante?
naive flicker
Project Zomboid
lilac quarry
is there a possibly that im pegrant???
neat moat
pregnancy terrifies me
dawn spade
Yanking a baby into the world sounds like a vibe
neat moat
It should be he illigal
lilac quarry
Yanking a baby into the world sounds like a vibe
it's stressful
never wanna do it again
neon bramble
if you are does that mean someone else has to drive the ambulance
toxic relic
Yanking a baby into the world sounds like a vibe
neat moat
why tf is child birth so fucking traumatic
onyx igloo
if you are does that mean someone else has to drive the ambulance
The custom siren is "GET OUT THE WAY."
lunar saddle
why tf is child birth so fucking traumatic
hospitals play a big role in it
neat moat
oh?
toxic relic
why tf is child birth so fucking traumatic
because its unnatural 
its a curse inflicted upon some people by the ars goetia
frosty tulip
why tf is child birth so fucking traumatic
trade-off for our badass ability to use tools
lunar saddle
why tf is child birth so fucking traumatic
for one women are not supposed to give birth laying down but it became a norm because of a doctor that really wanted to see it come out even though its extremely uncomfortable for women lmao
toxic relic
we must cleanse this world
karmic jetty
CHATTTTT
dawn spade
That sounds like a myth
neat moat
for one women are not supposed to give birth laying down but it became a norm be...
damn
lunar saddle
hospitals dont really accommodate childbirth very well
karmic jetty
holy frick chat i just finished nocturne s2 raahhhh its so goood 
onyx igloo
for one women are not supposed to give birth laying down but it became a norm be...
Dude my mom said I was a cone head at birth
lunar saddle
Dude my mom said I was a cone head at birth
you strike me as a conehead
onyx igloo
I got reminded of that
lunar saddle
im just kidding. coneheading is normal no?
babies come out with all kinds of fucked up head shapes
no skull
onyx igloo
I also fell off the couch once as a baby
explains alot.
karmic jetty
pinhead larry
dawn spade
Yeh kids have unsealed bones so u can squish there head
lunar saddle
pinhead larry
LMAO
dawn spade
Unealed skull bones
onyx igloo
Yeh kids have unsealed bones so u can squish there head
Playdough
lunar saddle
ye thats what i imagine sean looks like
naive flicker
I got neglected as a baby so my other family members took care of me quite a lot
lilac quarry
onyx igloo
ye thats what i imagine sean looks like
Nah my forehead says otherwise
lunar saddle
i need this as a sticker cuz i cant send any freaking gifs in this server 😭
neat moat
I got neglected as a baby so my other family members took care of me quite a lot...
real
dawn spade
I was gonna say, leon left coz his unhappy with our innaccurate chatter
lunar saddle
holy frick chat i just finished nocturne s2 raahhhh its so goood <:WAAAH:1038416...
seriously? i hated nocturne 💀 season 1 so hard to get through still working on it months later
karmic jetty
https://tenor.com/view/casting-fire-power-richter-belmont-edward-bluemel-castlev...
its just so peak
neat moat
stink is this you
neon bramble
I am happy they just decided speaker magicians are basically avatars
karmic jetty
seriously? i hated nocturne 💀 season 1 so hard to get through still working on ...
dawg i totally get it s1 was meh
heavy ivy
https://tenor.com/view/discord-image-perms-flex-image-flexx-gif-20201451
memes aside this guy has a hell of a steady grip
lunar saddle
dawg i totally get it s1 was meh
is s2 better actually? cuz s1 was SO bad ..
karmic jetty
s2 tho SLAPS
lunar saddle
i started watching it with my friend and making fun of it cuz it was too hard to watch otherwise
karmic jetty
only thing that saved s1 for me was ALUCARD AT THE END RAHHHH
lunar saddle
the villain is hot at least
naive flicker
memes aside this guy has a hell of a steady grip
True, jug is pretty big
lilac quarry
only thing that saved s1 for me was ALUCARD AT THE END RAHHHH
wait a castlevania show?
neat moat
ywah
lilac quarry
ywah
lunar saddle
wait dont spoil it
neat moat
it's ass I heard
neat moat
Look I know you like cheesecake
lunar saddle
awww ur keeping track <3
karmic jetty
there will always be alucard
neat moat
but maybe we should lay back on the bad treats
neat moat
zee cries a lot
neat moat
karmic jetty
lunar saddle
https://tenor.com/view/locked-in-monkey-monkey-meme-monkey-locked-in-monkey-face...
saved LOL
karmic jetty
woke up in a steamy fokin mood yea?
lilac quarry
YES
lunar saddle
oMG
lilac quarry
I WOKE UP ON 4 HOURS OF SLEEP
neat moat
bro didn't wake up
lunar saddle
I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR
lilac quarry
I'm going to fucking LOSE it today
neat moat
bro stayed up
lunar saddle
Omg can someone link it
neat moat
save what link
lilac quarry
neat moat
oh
lunar saddle
THANK YOU
karmic jetty
danny g
lunar saddle
Nooo wheres the long version
surreal mirage
I just woke up in a steamy fucking mood yeah
lunar saddle
Isnt there a longer version
heavy ivy
blows up gamers with mind
neat moat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjDIAO0sIE
"Happiest man Birmingham"
lunar saddle
poor fella
neat moat
this is your work isn't it?
lunar saddle
hahahaha
neat moat
Being mod is full time job
lunar saddle
i think its slavery when its unpaid ghoti
lilac quarry
the last shift I had, 11 (ELEVEN YES) police officers wrestled one guy to the ground and I had to narcan him, he was cuffed and started freaking the fuck out
basically like that british dude
neat moat
No we call them interns here
lunar saddle
wow that's eventful
rain mango
to drink piss?
Why can't I find a decent rp server to save my life?
karmic jetty
the last shift I had, 11 (ELEVEN YES) police officers wrestled one guy to the gr...
calmest man in canada
lilac quarry
i think its slavery when its unpaid ghoti
hey hey hey hey woah TIS pays us ok 
lunar saddle
Why can't I find a decent rp server to save my life?
????????
why did bro ping that old ass message LOL
neat moat
basically like that british dude
How tf can 1 man beat back 11 people
lunar saddle
How tf can 1 man beat back 11 people
drugs
neat moat
Was he superman
lilac quarry
How tf can 1 man beat back 11 people
350lbs and high on crack and fentanyl
lunar saddle
damn
neat moat
Oh ok that makes a lot of sense now
karmic jetty
chem powers
lunar saddle
Oh shit sorry
you're good good luck with the rp
neat moat
Fighting back a gorilla over here
lunar saddle
.
lunar saddle
i feel like there's a clear right answer to this
im gonna go with gorilla
did i win
neat moat
The indomitable human spirit
lilac quarry
the cameraman actually wins
lunar saddle
FUCK
rain mango
Fighting back a gorilla over here
Chuck a baby at it
lunar saddle
LOL
neat moat
Who would win, a charging buffalo. Or a coughing baby?
lunar saddle
this strikes me as rigged
karmic jetty
coughing bebeh
rain mango
Who would win, a charging buffalo. Or a coughing baby?
Me, I'd win
lunar saddle
is it cameraman again
neat moat
yeah it's the cameraman...
karmic jetty
lunar saddle
i guess i shud go to bed before my bf gets up for work
surreal mirage
Brown bears weigh almost twice as much as gorillas
karmic jetty
ice bear better bear
surreal mirage
Polar bears do not fuck around
karmic jetty
ice bear is my fav bear
lilac quarry
lunar saddle
gn chat hope yall have a good day/night wherever u are
karmic jetty
surreal mirage
a silverback tho?
Slightly heavier but still way off
Wait no it changed it to pounds smh. Brown bears are only slightly heavier
neat moat
https://tenor.com/view/bear-gif-19169159
best bear
rain mango
https://tenor.com/view/bear-gif-19169159
don't eat homeboy liver
young kelp
surreal mirage
Dude i hate google sometimes, so a brown bear is more than twice as heavy as gorillas
livid notch
...I pray for your mental state , hard mode did something to me
young kelp
Its fun lmao
already got to level 9
up next is 10
imma send level 9 here with its other attempts lmao
also the floor kills me more than the ghost
livid notch
Level 9...
young kelp
Awaria lvl 9 Hardmode
in total, it took me close to an hour
cause not only was my device lagging, but also cause of skill issue
livid notch
Mine took 1 hour and 30 min 
heady basin
nyoom
young kelp
Awaria lvl 9 Hardmode
skip to 3:34 for the win
heady basin
just beat all three paths in pokemon violet
pretty proud of myself
i gotta say compared to shining pearl the elite four + champion was way too easy
but that might be bc i transferred my level 94 infernape from pokemon home lmao
among other similarly high levelled mon
nearly everything was a 1 hit k.o
young kelp
I still don't understand how stats work in pokemon
best I do is collect what I think looks cool
heady basin
honestly the most important thing to remember is to level up pokemon high and remember what types dominante other types
like fire beats grass
water beats fire
psychic beats fighting
etc
i have a type chart i pull up bc i tend to forget
young kelp
Awaria lvl 9 Hardmode
wait I just realized, why tf was able to send this? This thing is 75mb
I only have the cheap nitro
which increases the limit to 50
young kelp
young kelp
honestly the most important thing to remember is to level up pokemon high and re...
I understand the types, the one I just don't understand the most are stats
some moves too
heady basin
I understand the types, the one I just don't understand the most are stats
yeah stats are complex
heady basin
ugh it’s such a pain to catch wild pokemon with self destruct
they just blow up and fuck off
most annoying shit ever
idk there’s also power which i just learned is how strong an attack is
half kettle
id wanna blow up if mister thin tried to shove me in a ball
heady basin
id wanna blow up if mister thin tried to shove me in a ball
i’ll have you know it was a drifblim who blew up in my face and those fuckers kidnap children
half kettle
Ehh???
heady basin
yeah so
young kelp
the pokemon game
heady basin
um
heady basin
drifblim being helium balloons
and kids love that shid
so they’ll play and all that
but uh
sometimes drifblim just
floats off
young kelp
the balloons kidnap children
the one that looks like candles waits at hospitals for someone to die
there's a tree or wood like pokemon that are just dead children
heady basin
with said child
heady basin
the balloons kidnap children
the one that looks like candles waits at hospitals ...
not the dog candle im assuming
greavard
wood like pokemon
young kelp
that bird with a green head that looks like somekind of native american idol doesn't move cause it saw the future
heady basin
gives me sudowoodo but those guys are massive memes
heady basin
that bird with a green head that looks like somekind of native american idol doe...
oh, that one has a cool ass design
lemme think
heady basin
it was this one
i forget what it was called
shit
ik what it is
god
its on the tip of my tongue
heady basin
YES THATS THE ONE
hm
oh there’s the drowzee
dont they try to kidnap kids but fail cuz they always pass out
or are too slow
one of the two
heady basin
ik it’s nuts
that green bird gives me ancient aztec vibes
or mayan
idk
south american shit
old
actually aren’t most ghost pokemon like really bad
i know the gastly lineup is just hella villainous
almost comically
zorua and zoroark
they’re kitsune essentially
i would say ditto but knowing how they were made i dont wanna trash it
(justice for ditto)
mew and mewtwo really are just sonic and shadow huh
i just had that realisation
hang on lemme boot up pokemon home see if i can find any other traumatic/interesting pokemon lore
oh yeah the unown
the literal alphabet
in pokemon form
delibird, aka santamon
MISDREAVUS HOW COULD I FORGET THAT SHITHEAD
honestly if i could feed off of fear i would too
young kelp
the literal alphabet
the unknowns are neat
heady basin
natu’s the green bird btw
heady basin
farfetch’d will always have a special place in my heart
heady basin
its funny how its just a head lmao
voltorb and electrode dont even have limbs
they’re just
b a l l
heady basin
oh yeah there’s also satan aka giratina
young kelp
ain't that the antimatter pokemon or something
heady basin
ye
young kelp
the shadow realm pokemon
heady basin
but essentially satan
if arceus is god then giratina is the devil
PARASECT
i forgot
young kelp
oh right I found this meme something ago lmao
heady basin
omg parasect is just traumatic
young kelp
the pokemon isn't the crab, its the mushroom
the moment you realize it
its eyes had pupils
before it evolved
oh right weren't slowpokes also the same deal
heady basin
its just a sad existence for paras
young kelp
the shell just started eating it
young kelp
was it the final evolve of them? the one thats wearing it like a crown
young kelp
not sure if its real, but I heard about it some time ago
young kelp
that the slowpoke became smart thanks to the shell's poison
directly injected to its head
heady basin
i will never understand the evolution forms in the mareep line
like sheep
okay bipedal sheep
w h a t
like wtf is ampharos
where did it come from
you were pink like
two seconds ago
where’s your wool
why are you LONG
ARE YOU EVEN SHEEP
young kelp
blue -> pink -> yellow
can't decide what color it wants to be lmao
and how much hair it wants
young kelp
considering it went bald at its final and grew back its wool at mega lmao
heady basin
considering it went bald at its final and grew back its wool at mega lmao
god i didnt even know about the mega
tf is happening why are you like this stop having crises
like the vast majority of pokemon keep their colour schemes thru evolution
and here’s marrep like
going thru the five stages of grief every time it evolves
eevee’s got more reason to its evolutions and it has like what, eight? nine?
heady basin
yeah and it’s excuse is fault genetic code
wbu mareep wyd who made u this way
- stone radiation
i love the pokemon that look perpetually shocked all the time tho
or the derps like sudowoodo
zubat can fuck off thothat shit is scary
ik a lot of people like the zubat line but it just creeps me out
no bat needs a mouth that big
young kelp
have you seen it with its mouth closed
young kelp
strange spruce
to spend 50m gold on a flaming silver and crystal fucking demon killing sword
young kelp
its looks worst than its mouth being opened
heady basin
OH MY GOD NO
young kelp
heady basin
IT LOOKS LIKE A MY SINGING MONSTERS CHARACTER
GAME FREAK WHY
where’s missingno i need my memory wiped
young kelp
floral fiber
heady basin
mankey will never not be great
strange spruce
evil car
young kelp
lvl 9 victory, gonna rest for now, gonna record the rest later
burnt urchin
Breb
icy vigil
I might run out of brown
icy vigil
Never thought id be making a doll dress
half kettle
How cute
lyric galleon
she nikke on my gacha til we sleep
young kelp
being harassed by cute ghosts tryna do your job lol
yes
but you do most of the kissing
dawn spade
to spend 50m gold on a flaming silver and crystal fucking demon killing sword
Just do the quest
young kelp
there's only a few times they kiss you
dawn spade
Isnt white arclight yhe best
strange spruce
i have that yes
theres an upgrade
thats 50m that just improves its stats a bit and makes it not degrade
strange spruce
i mean RIIIGHT NOW it is
naive flicker
Kissing 🤤
dawn spade
Ig it would be, ur iron man right?
dawn spade
L
My acc only had like 6m ne
Ne
Nw
But by the time i quit id just started getting like 500k a day from the varrock staves and farming
Actually i think it was closer to 10
Till i spent it all on firecape attempts of course
strange spruce
imma prob do some blood rc after i finish this task
strange spruce
i do want to rewatch a movie so
dawn spade
Rc i did the absolute bare minimum of
dawn spade
I enjoyed that ehit
dawn spade
Have they released the new skill yet?
strange spruce
nope
dawn spade
F
strange spruce
no sailing yet
dawn spade
It was voted like 2 years ago or sometjing
strange spruce
yehp
dawn spade
Shit had so much potential to be cool imo
strange spruce
and i did find it to look cool and all from what i rember
dawn spade
Druid shaman and sailing
Shaman was like pets and stuff
Druid was hugging trees
Sailing is sailing
Hugging trees and picking mushrooms
strange spruce
just been doing tormented demons for past few hours for this task
dawn spade
Demonic gorillas from monkey madness area?
strange spruce
yea