general_chat

[karmic jetty]

welcome back fartass

[toxic relic]

thank you zee

[lilac quarry]

he was originally fartname

but it evolved

[toxic relic]

indeed

[white obsidian]

Welcome back stinkname

[lilac quarry]

like a fart becomes stinky

[toxic relic]

farts have many forms

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/getting-political-now-are-we-gif-26908217

[lilac quarry]

really whimsical if you think about it

[onyx igloo]

i evolved from stupid to more stupid

[thin wedge]

no shart stanker

[onyx igloo]

and hyperfixing on cars

[neat moat]

🗣️ 🗣️ CANT STOP THE A TRAIN 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[toxic relic]

my shit so sharp they call me the shartshooter

[white obsidian]

Midwestern behavior

[toxic relic]

i keep thinking about that line

[neat moat]

what line

[toxic relic]

fishing line

[karmic jetty]

heavy is the ass that carries the shid

[toxic relic]

i ate it

[toxic relic]

poetry

[white obsidian]

Nice hustle tons of fun. Next time eat a salad

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

the emote is evolving in real time

[onyx igloo]

im prideful of my origins

[neat moat]

Bit tit's with small ass will fill your hands. Small tit's will big ass will fill your heart

[white obsidian]

You and I are different people then

[visual prairie]

ts pmo lk

[onyx igloo]

i dont want my heart to be full

thats probably a health problem

[white obsidian]

You say the most genuinely deprived shit

[neat moat]

You haven't been around the block I see

[obtuse lake]

This game is good in premise but Jesus Christ do the devs have some wack priorities

[toxic relic]

ghoti is one of the more reserved members

[tall glen]

I am alive

[white obsidian]

#pz_b42_chat goofy

[onyx igloo]

no u arent

[obtuse lake]

I get there’s like 4 devs so maybe that means they should fix the balance instead of adding whittling or other shit nobody asked for

[tall glen]

checks pulse, oh shit

[obtuse lake]

Waste of limited resources hire me as CEO

[onyx igloo]

no

your an asshole

[obtuse lake]

NO

[onyx igloo]

YEAH

[toxic relic]

youre complaining about whittling in game? sounds like youre compensating for something else thats whittle

[white obsidian]

WOAHHHH

[karmic jetty]

wat is whittling

[neat moat]

like

[white obsidian]

NICE ONE DAMN

[onyx igloo]

carving wood

[neat moat]

yeah

[onyx igloo]

spear

i like woodworking

[obtuse lake]

Whittling would be a great thing to add if they used the money they made to hire more developers lmao

[onyx igloo]

its cool

i can make furniture

[white obsidian]

I can make uhh

Spoon :)

[toxic relic]

🥄

[onyx igloo]

now i didn't say good furniture

[toxic relic]

spoon :]

[neat moat]

coding isn't expensive

[onyx igloo]

but furniture

[onyx igloo]

its expensive in the mental department

[white obsidian]

I can make a cross, and crucify something

[neat moat]

there's money and there's sanity

[onyx igloo]

crucify a know steve

[neat moat]

pick one

[toxic relic]

coding? "erm, you mean programming" 🤓 tsktsktsk

[white obsidian]

Waste a whole cross on a baiter? Nuh uh

Bait yada yada belivable

[toxic relic]

im the master baiter here

[onyx igloo]

can i practice my bb gun aiming on him

[white obsidian]

Idc

[toxic relic]

bigpoo

[onyx igloo]

me when i have aerosol and a lighter

[white obsidian]

I wonder who #1 is

[karmic jetty]

frogsker

[toxic relic]

frogski ye

[karmic jetty]

hes the yapper of all time

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-yap-yapper-yapping-gif-5642199211123099306

[white obsidian]

You are correct

[white obsidian]

Stealing this

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stewert-rage-pissed-off-angry-gif-189652034235049225

Oh yeah

[white obsidian]

Lv 10 here

I forget

[onyx igloo]

why is there a gif that says to have a wonderful monday

[stone nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[onyx igloo]

thats a hallucination

no one has good mondays

[toxic relic]

its tuesday

[white obsidian]

I do

[white obsidian]

Not for us

[karmic jetty]

chewsday innit

[ruby river]

nuh uh

[onyx igloo]

BAD MONDAY FOR YOU!

WORK

[white obsidian]

I dont work on monday so im chilling big time

[toxic relic]

not everyone works on mondays

[onyx igloo]

i have school on mondays

i hate monday

[white obsidian]

I graduated

[onyx igloo]

i hate school

infact

[white obsidian]

Little baby!!!! Little baby boy!!

[onyx igloo]

i learn shit in fun ways like nile red

[neat moat]

freeloader

[onyx igloo]

im gonna give you peter griffin iq

[white obsidian]

Hey lois

Im in project zomboid

[onyx igloo]

hey lois type /rank in chat

[white obsidian]

Peetah… Spiffos here

[pseudo fox]

Skibidi

[onyx igloo]

no.

[white obsidian]

Youre only one level away from being worth anything at all

[karmic jetty]

waow

[neat moat]

im guessing you don't work either zee

on Mondays

[karmic jetty]

[white obsidian]

Unemployed Zee?

[onyx igloo]

unemployed sean

[neat moat]

Zee is an artist guys

so yes they are unemployed

[white obsidian]

That makes 2 of us

[neat moat]

thought you said you were a medical worker. Or do you do both

[white obsidian]

Both, arts a hobby

[onyx igloo]

he does medical work as hobby

hes lying guys

[white obsidian]

I have alot of hobbies

[toxic relic]

wow

[wraith dust]

PLEASE I WANT KATANA ROLE PLEASAAAASEEEEE

[onyx igloo]

bape merch

[toxic relic]

weebstick

[white obsidian]

I like doin MMA, art, welding, carpentry, makeup, games, being outside, list goes on

[neat moat]

haha

[onyx igloo]

being young wont let me WELD

[white obsidian]

Man i havent done makeup in awhile

[toxic relic]

do you play barry?

[onyx igloo]

or even work a FUCKING CARWASH

WJAT

[white obsidian]

Do i what

[toxic relic]

barry deez nuts in his mouth

gottem

[karmic jetty]

HAHAHAHA

[white obsidian]

Haha!

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

I noticed this only recently. Tall and short people both tend to have extreem emotions. Either you are very sweet and kind, or an insufferable asshole

no nuance

[toxic relic]

im tall

which am i

[white obsidian]

This is probably the least true thing ive ever seen

[neat moat]

You know

[onyx igloo]

someone you don't like to talk to

[karmic jetty]

which am i

[toxic relic]

youre zee

[onyx igloo]

which am i

[neat moat]

Zee is

[white obsidian]

Annoying

[neat moat]

head empty

[toxic relic]

youre not zee

[onyx igloo]

fair

[white obsidian]

Dw i only 70% mean it

[toxic relic]

what lead to this

[onyx igloo]

i have extreme emotions anyway

[white obsidian]

Ive got emotions

[toxic relic]

do you regularly attribute generalized traits to segregated groups

[neat moat]

The duality of the 6ft people in gen chat

[toxic relic]

:]

i think zee is 11 ft tall

a kaiju

[neat moat]

HAHA

[onyx igloo]

im 10 feet tall

[white obsidian]

I am so tall

A staggering 5’9

[onyx igloo]

if you let me stand ontop of a 5 feet tall object

[neat moat]

zee is an scp anomaly

[wraith dust]

ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM?

[toxic relic]

tokusastu zee

[onyx igloo]

if i stand ontop of you were 10 feet tall

then we can defeat everything

[toxic relic]

read the context mate

[onyx igloo]

no

[white obsidian]

Good idea…

[neat moat]

Why am I the weird one in that convo

stink is clearly insane

[toxic relic]

he is

but so are you

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

mr stink is clearly the winner here

[onyx igloo]

am i insane

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-endgame-thanos-disintegrate-gif-16011539

[karmic jetty]

whats the point of being tall

can u pick le apples of le tree

[toxic relic]

short men like you

[onyx igloo]

you can get things off the top shelf

[toxic relic]

and you can hold up the sky

[neat moat]

So they can give me uppies

[onyx igloo]

i have shin immunity

i've hit my shins on so many things they resist pain

[toxic relic]

the only perk of tallness is that you can be easily spotted in a crowd, this is also a con

[karmic jetty]

u have more callous than shin

[onyx igloo]

crouch smh

[toxic relic]

if you are being hunted by an assassin you are an easy target, snipers dream

[neat moat]

I mean aren't there like hand to hand combat advantages

[toxic relic]

depends

[neat moat]

though to be fair I'd rather be short In a war

[onyx igloo]

depends on what war

[toxic relic]

you just need to be more agile

[neat moat]

modern war

[toxic relic]

tall people cant fly jets

[neat moat]

I didn't know that

[toxic relic]

theres a height requirement

[neat moat]

actually no I forgot that

[toxic relic]

you gotta be below a certain height otherwise you wont fit

[karmic jetty]

we wont look good tall

[neat moat]

Yeah not too short or tall

[half kettle]

big poo

[onyx igloo]

i have a forehead callous

[toxic relic]

r you calling me ugly

[onyx igloo]

from bad ways of taking out anger

[neat moat]

tall gorls are pretty. I will not accept this slander

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

yes

[onyx igloo]

lmao this guys shrieking about the thick of it

"JOHNNNN TURN IT OFF!!!!!!!"

[toxic relic]

i am an ugly man

[onyx igloo]

i am too

relatable

[karmic jetty]

are u a dolphin

[neat moat]

Your bf had to settle

[toxic relic]

🤝

[onyx igloo]

im a living eyebag

[neat moat]

im sorry if that was mean

[toxic relic]

genuinely i had insecurities about this haha

[neat moat]

real

[toxic relic]

im not bad looking i just had low self esteem

but its fine now

[neat moat]

real x2

[toxic relic]

id be a ram

or a bull

[neat moat]

is that a fucking robot godzilla

[toxic relic]

yes

[karmic jetty]

not u sean

[onyx igloo]

what

not me what

[neat moat]

what

[karmic jetty]

are u a dolphin

[onyx igloo]

huh?

[onyx igloo]

im uhh

[neat moat]

oh god

[onyx igloo]

im uhhhhhhhhh

im uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

huuhuhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

im a good cook

messy but good

[neat moat]

what can you cook

[karmic jetty]

[onyx igloo]

shredded bbq chicken sandwichs

[neat moat]

hm

[onyx igloo]

i made them for my grandma

[neat moat]

can you make lazanga

[karmic jetty]

i can cook eg

[toxic relic]

you seem like you listen to imagine dragons. do you?

[neat moat]

zee chars the egg let's be real

[onyx igloo]

not much

i listen to john waites

[toxic relic]

i c, but can you imagine dragon deez nuts over his face

chat is too gullible

please

[neat moat]

this is a child

stink

[onyx igloo]

i like jack johnson
you wanna know why stink?

[toxic relic]

hence why i specified someone else

you cant get me ghoti

[neat moat]

let's see how this holds up in court

[toxic relic]

im not responding to this

its a set up

[onyx igloo]

too bad
cause jacking the johnson HAHAHAHAHAHA

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-admiral-ackbar-its-a-trap-meme-gif-8125029

[onyx igloo]

im a fucking idiot

[toxic relic]

gg

🤝

you cant best me in a match youngin, you need experience

[neat moat]

would you rather be a kiju or a giant robot

stink

[toxic relic]

giant robot

mecha

[neat moat]

what kind

[toxic relic]

depends

[neat moat]

like battle tech or transformers

[toxic relic]

transformers

[neat moat]

guns or melee

[toxic relic]

both

[neat moat]

indecisive

[toxic relic]

an id have 3 alts like megatron

[toxic relic]

no

i want both

[neat moat]

bro lmao

3 alts 😭

[toxic relic]

this is my power fantasy

[neat moat]

marry sue over here

[toxic relic]

let me be a cool guy

[onyx igloo]

could you imagine if oingo boingo was modern

[toxic relic]

tbh id essentially just be shockwave

[onyx igloo]

he wouldve been cancelled for one song i know that lmao

[restive pollen]

Bro so many words are banned in marvel rivals discord is crazy lmao

[neat moat]

Shockwave is cool

[karmic jetty]

shockwave is often depicted to have massive badonkas

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/shockwave-logical-transformers-transformers-animated-gif-24067142

[karmic jetty]

that i learned recently

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

who is shockwave

[toxic relic]

decepticon

[restive pollen]

Even the lightest “swears” are banned, including piss, hell, damn, ass, rizz (no I’m not joking)

[tall glen]

who said Badonkas

[onyx igloo]

rizz is a curse?

[tall glen]

da booba

[restive pollen]

I don’t even know at this point

[onyx igloo]

grabby grab

lmao

[toxic relic]

https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Shockwave_(G1)

[onyx igloo]

what did you expect

cmon

[karmic jetty]

soundwave cooler

[onyx igloo]

just what did you expect

[toxic relic]

soundwave is not cooler

shockwave was the fucking goat of g1

dude masterminded everything

[karmic jetty]

shush

[neat moat]

zee is just being a hater

[toxic relic]

and killed optimus

[karmic jetty]

soundwave has silly goobers

[onyx igloo]

my goat was wii sports

i love wii sports

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

I fucking love the mauler twins

[onyx igloo]

when i saw this spongebob calling me a white ass mf immediately played in my head

is that concerning

or funny

[toxic relic]

?

[neat moat]

patern recognition ape brain

[toxic relic]

invincibles reference?

[onyx igloo]

im sensing things from another universe

MMMM

maMMSMGSG

poland is real

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[toxic relic]

balls.

[onyx igloo]

Ball

[stone nexus]

🤝

[neat moat]

well, he is from invincible. But no. Just the concept of a clone team is cool to me. Not even one that works together but that constantly fight and bicker but come together to achieve a common goal

[toxic relic]

ic

[restive pollen]

What does ic mean

I could

I can

I can’t

I couldn’t

[neat moat]

I guess the closest I can see in media are the mauler twins, and the cinedel from Rick and morty

[onyx igloo]

i have more screenshots of mr washee washee

[neat moat]

I see

[restive pollen]

Ooooohhh

[karmic jetty]

ic deez

[neat moat]

zeerol?

[onyx igloo]

in character?

dnd?

[restive pollen]

I thought the bottom 3 said bitch medicine at first

[onyx igloo]

uhhh

[neat moat]

I hardly know er

[onyx igloo]

i need some bitch medicine

[young kelp]

that wasn't too hard, pretty damn fun tho

Awaria done

[half kettle]

Seanmcbitch

?

[onyx igloo]

seanmcbitch

[karmic jetty]

ur doing it wrong!!!!!

[arctic totem]

Heloooooooo everyponiessssssss

[restive pollen]

In character? I hardly know er!!

AHHAHAA

[onyx igloo]

im not a pony im a horse

im a big strong horse

[young kelp]

time to do hardmode

[toxic relic]

im ngl fake laughing makes me laugh

[arctic totem]

Hello Mr horse man

[toxic relic]

if someone just started fake laughing really loudly i would laugh

[neat moat]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[arctic totem]

Hehehe

[karmic jetty]

[onyx igloo]

i can do some goofy laughs on command

[arctic totem]

Heheheha

[restive pollen]

Randomly hearing screams too, not like one of your friends screaming but I mean like in the background

[toxic relic]

you cant tell

but it worked

[restive pollen]

I was talking with friends once in a McDonald’s

[neat moat]

Oh I know it worked

[onyx igloo]

how would i portray my goofy laughs on text

[restive pollen]

And then randomly there was a faint scream from the bathrooms

And I couldn’t breathe

[toxic relic]

sounds like an occult ritual

[onyx igloo]

ʰᵉʰᵉʰᵉhohoohAHAHAHAHA

[toxic relic]

nah thats trying too hard

children arent funny to me

[neat moat]

Computer laughs are the goat

[toxic relic]

indeed

[onyx igloo]

a a a a a

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/shall-we-play-a-game-typing-type-can-we-play-a-game-do-you-want-to-play-gif-17643701

[onyx igloo]

terminals are cool

[neat moat]

ugh, gifs too fast

[onyx igloo]

i like green text

[neat moat]

I loved the voice of the computer in that movie

[stone nexus]

Fuck green, embrace console orange

[onyx igloo]

dont know that one

[onyx igloo]

annoying orange

[neat moat]

is console orange historical

[onyx igloo]

my favorite youtuber

[onyx igloo]

is annoying orange historical?

[onyx igloo]

gimme gimme

[toxic relic]

console orange

[toxic relic]

betterdiscord?

[stone nexus]

mhm

[onyx igloo]

how old is annoying orange anyway?

[toxic relic]

🤝

[stone nexus]

🤝

[onyx igloo]

IM OLDER THAN ANNOYING ORANGE

[polar kernel]

older than a large number of people on the internet by now

[onyx igloo]

BY 1 YEAR!

1 YEAR!

[karmic jetty]

fetus

[polar kernel]

actually insane

it musta been out in what like

[dawn spade]

Pretty old ye

[polar kernel]

2007

2006?

[onyx igloo]

2009

[toxic relic]

dude

[onyx igloo]

it said

[dawn spade]

Like, 2006isg?

[polar kernel]

wow way later damn

[toxic relic]

DUDE YOURE A CHILD

[stone nexus]

Also its stupid nice to look at and doesn't hurt your eyes

[onyx igloo]

IM OLDER THAN ANNOYING ORANGE THOUGH!

[dawn spade]

Who?

[stone nexus]

(too much)

[polar kernel]

i was already abt to be in middle school crazy 😭

[toxic relic]

🤢

[toxic relic]

sean

[karmic jetty]

[onyx igloo]

well atleast im not an asshole

[white obsidian]

If youre in highschool stilll its probably just barely

[onyx igloo]

to a degree.

[toxic relic]

:]

[neat moat]

wait 2009?

wtf?

don't talk to me

[toxic relic]

real

[white obsidian]

Realll

[onyx igloo]

im a 2008

haha

[toxic relic]

yikes dude

[white obsidian]

2000 and?

Theres more?

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/veeunus-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-squidward-done-gif-24674884

[stone nexus]

Rember

[neat moat]

alright 2002 was the last year you could be born

[stone nexus]

People kept existing past the 2000s

[onyx igloo]

i can call you people grandpa if i really wanted to

keep that in mind

[toxic relic]

id rather that than be a child mate

[neat moat]

ok zoomer

[dawn spade]

Last year u were legally allowed to be born was 99

[white obsidian]

Crazy someone out there is gonna be like “i was born in 2025” in ten years

[dawn spade]

The rest of yall are illegitimate

[onyx igloo]

was that because of jschlatt

[toxic relic]

who?

[neat moat]

Unless om given a pass

[dawn spade]

Who

[onyx igloo]

youngin youtuber

[toxic relic]

bro i cant talk to a 15 year old, we have nothing in common

weird

[onyx igloo]

i cant talk to anybody i have nothing in common with people

[stone nexus]

Anyone below 2007 is legally allowed to get a driving permit

[white obsidian]

Youve been doing it for like 2 hours bro

[toxic relic]

in america

[toxic relic]

wrong

[stone nexus]

Would you get driven by a 2005 uber though?

[white obsidian]

True

[onyx igloo]

dude i got my permit

[dawn spade]

Idk

[onyx igloo]

driving is lowkey weird tho

[white obsidian]

A 19 or 20 y/o? maybe. Not sure

[dawn spade]

Its just coz any one younger than turn of the millenia is like, different

[neat moat]

Bro

you were born last century

that was like 100 years ago

[dawn spade]

Ye

[onyx igloo]

i got born in a financial crisis and i live in a housing crisis

[dawn spade]

And you wernt

[neat moat]

fossil

[dawn spade]

Ur litterally a different species

[toxic relic]

fossils take longer than 100 years to form

[neat moat]

am I wrong??

[toxic relic]

yes

[dawn spade]

No your right, but for the wrong reason

[toxic relic]

in this context, on all counts, you are incorrect

[dawn spade]

Ur gross for being too young

And no matter how old you gey uou always will be

[neat moat]

How old are you even

[stone nexus]

"Back in my day"

[dawn spade]

Im 25

[onyx igloo]

atleast im not gen alpha jesus christ

thats one thing i can grasp onto

[neat moat]

bros 25 and calling me young!!!

[toxic relic]

what is the last part of this sentence

[neat moat]

Dude barly learned to waaalk

[dawn spade]

2000 babies are not a year younger than me

[toxic relic]

"old you gey uou always will be"

[dawn spade]

There a millenia younger than me

[toxic relic]

wait

i got it

[neat moat]

what

[onyx igloo]

do yall have a real desert storm jacket from yalls grandfather

[toxic relic]

old you get you always will be

[onyx igloo]

i do

[toxic relic]

there

took a second

[onyx igloo]

what

[neat moat]

I feel this was taken out of a sentence

[dawn spade]

Out of sentence

[onyx igloo]

sentence

[young kelp]

sen

[dawn spade]

Cents

[onyx igloo]

mcgire

[icy vigil]

Pls pray for reimu's speedy recovery (brain cancer)

[dawn spade]

S fortress

[neat moat]

Hey Sean you ever seen a CD?

[onyx igloo]

yeah i saw Eminem

[neat moat]

what?

[dawn spade]

Wat

[young kelp]

I used to break them up for fun

[onyx igloo]

eminem on CD?

[young kelp]

we also had a few collection of movies

[neat moat]

Oh

[young kelp]

maybe like 30 of them?

[onyx igloo]

yeah that

[dawn spade]

I threw them at walls to watch them explode

[young kelp]

not alot

[onyx igloo]

whats wrong with eminem

stinkname

[dawn spade]

Id steal packs 50 packs regularly just for the vibe

[neat moat]

bro what was wrong with you guys lol

[onyx igloo]

i prefer the cdplayer over a bigass screen in the middle of my car

[stone nexus]

CHAT

[onyx igloo]

i like the boopy buttons

[stone nexus]

CHAT!

[neat moat]

what

[dawn spade]

Well we didnt have good games and functional computets

[young kelp]

I think we had Transformers 1 till darkmoon?

[stone nexus]

KIDS DO NOT KNOW HOW TO USE CONTROLLERS

[onyx igloo]

WHAT?!

[neat moat]

which ones

[dawn spade]

Also the interenet sucked

[young kelp]

never got my hands on them while I was a kid

so I don't know how to even use them now

[neat moat]

what year

[onyx igloo]

dont really old people not know how to either

[young kelp]

I did have a psp before

[stone nexus]

I mean that'd be understandable

[neat moat]

corpse what is your manufacturing date

[young kelp]

used to play sims castaway and god of war

[karmic jetty]

castaway pog

[dawn spade]

God of war 1 is pretty goated

[stone nexus]

Castaway the goat

[karmic jetty]

god of war the one with deimos

[young kelp]

[young kelp]

twas fun

I think it had fifa there too?

[neat moat]

corpse go to the children's table immediately

[onyx igloo]

the movie?

[young kelp]

there were a bunch of games on it, can't recall them anymore

[stone nexus]

No silly, the Sims spinoff

[onyx igloo]

oh

i like the castaway music from the movie\

[dawn spade]

I miss the egg machines

[onyx igloo]

they tried to get me to go there but i dont read social ques🤑

[dawn spade]

That were just like, an even shittier version of a nes

And it had like galaga and all that on it

[toxic relic]

should i go to the store just to get chips

[dawn spade]

I miss frogger on egg machine

[karmic jetty]

crispspspsps

[onyx igloo]

are you calling the nes shit

[karmic jetty]

get me tomato flavour crisp

[dawn spade]

The nes is objectively garbage

[onyx igloo]

nuh uh

[stone nexus]

I mean they made the SNES for a reason

[toxic relic]

shrimp flavour?

[karmic jetty]

boringg

[toxic relic]

true

[karmic jetty]

tomato better

[young kelp]

we got shrimp chips in ours

[onyx igloo]

oh wait i was thinking of the snes not nes

[neat moat]

zee is basic today

[young kelp]

the smell is enough to overpower a car

[neat moat]

basic 🅱️

[onyx igloo]

hey guys i have a story about a john deere motor

[karmic jetty]

whats wrong with tomato

[stone nexus]

Car overpowered, nerf

[onyx igloo]

i was fixing this lawnmower with my dad

[neat moat]

cus you keep saying it in a British accent in my head

[onyx igloo]

and we couldn't get it to start for like 20 minutes

right?

and i think we moved the carb or something but dude

[neat moat]

ok

[dawn spade]

There both antiquated pieces of shit

[onyx igloo]

once it started

[dawn spade]

It doesnt matter

[onyx igloo]

the exhaust turned into a fucking artillery cannon

[karmic jetty]

what if i do say it like that

[onyx igloo]

LIKE
"BOOM!"

[toxic relic]

we dont use the word crisps

we just call em both chips

or wedges/thick cut chips and store bought chips

[young kelp]

chips is chips

[toxic relic]

🥔

[onyx igloo]

fries is FRIES

[karmic jetty]

i call those wavy ones crisps bcs it feels right

[onyx igloo]

chips is CHIPS

they are DIFFERENT

[toxic relic]

ive never used the word fries

[young kelp]

fries are chips

[karmic jetty]

and they crispy

[toxic relic]

or seen it irl

[onyx igloo]

are pringles truely a crisp

[dawn spade]

Chips are wedges

[young kelp]

no

[stone nexus]

Have some sweet tunes to go along your fish'n'chips
https://youtu.be/cLupeDNMauk

[onyx igloo]

they are amalgamated potatoes

[dawn spade]

And chippies are crisps

[young kelp]

there's not enough potato to call it a potato chip

[onyx igloo]

exactly

so are they a crisp

[toxic relic]

crisps are chips

so no

[young kelp]

they are the same

[karmic jetty]

they are faux crisps

[young kelp]

just in a different location

[toxic relic]

real

its just dialect

[dawn spade]

Not after being eaten

[onyx igloo]

its like a frankenstein chip

[neat moat]

I could go for some fries rn

[dawn spade]

They all end up in the same location

[onyx igloo]

make some

airfry them

[craggy stream]

wher'd the fn go in the name

[karmic jetty]

just put the fries in the bag chat

[onyx igloo]

you can take my will to live but you cant take my airfryer

[toxic relic]

gone

lost in the fires

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/work-socks-sponebob-covering-face-krusty-krab-gif-4904461045554547636

[craggy stream]

lmaooo

[karmic jetty]

lost in the fries

[onyx igloo]

sponge bob

i like spongebob :)

[dawn spade]

The stiknameartass is silent

[toxic relic]

indeed

i found that genuinely funny

thank you

[white obsidian]

my fucking keyboard is FIXED!!!

YEAHHHHHH!!

[neat moat]

hey stink

[toxic relic]

yessir

[jovial latch]

meow pl

[neat moat]

Have you ever had the gay man experience of having a streight lady hit on you

[toxic relic]

[stone nexus]

No wonder it was broken, you are supposed to type with it

[neat moat]

hahahahaha

[toxic relic]

why did you ruin my day

[onyx igloo]

no nobody ever has hit on me before

[white obsidian]

a multitool of sorts

[jovial latch]

look how there’s a bomb

[toxic relic]

what compelled you to do this

[jovial latch]

out

[neat moat]

Aw comone, was it really that bad?

[toxic relic]

yes

[neat moat]

I am reminiscing

[toxic relic]

i dont want to talk about it

[white obsidian]

im bi, but ive had a similar exp to that

[neat moat]

my apologies

[karmic jetty]

ruh roh

[jovial latch]

how

[karmic jetty]

ghoti evil arc

[onyx igloo]

chat how do i even talk to people

outside my family

[neat moat]

was it also bad?

[toxic relic]

talk about your interests

[jovial latch]

put them in a basement

[white obsidian]

yeap

[karmic jetty]

dont think i ever had a guy hit on me

[toxic relic]

🤝

[onyx igloo]

i dont think anybody has hit on me

[toxic relic]

im sorry dude

i get it

[neat moat]

women?

[white obsidian]

are you a man or a woman though

[jovial latch]

I was sexually harassed my freshman year of high school but idk if that counts

[onyx igloo]

my great grandma called me fat does that count

[stone nexus]

Why does that matter, it do be a goofy fella

[toxic relic]

this was my experience and no it doesnt

[jovial latch]

ok

[toxic relic]

[white obsidian]

wait

what the glorp?

[jovial latch]

can’t wait for image perms

Gonna send so many fire gifs

[toxic relic]

glorp what

[karmic jetty]

glorp deez

[neat moat]

Damn I spread my negativity to chat

I must fix this

[onyx igloo]

can we talk about volvos

[young kelp]

its your fault

[onyx igloo]

i like volvos

[jovial latch]

I fractured my butt

[young kelp]

you did this

[toxic relic]

this works

[stone nexus]

Better spread deez nuts across your forehead

[neat moat]

always is 😔

[jovial latch]

why forehead

[karmic jetty]

fractured but whole

[onyx igloo]

MY PALMS ARE ALWAYS GREASY

[toxic relic]

gg dude

[onyx igloo]

THE PAIN OF SWEATY PALMS

the dweeb condition

[jovial latch]

they make special deodorant for that

[toxic relic]

we need the stick of truth

[jovial latch]

I sweat way too much too

[onyx igloo]

AUGHH ITS STICKY IM WASHING MY HANDS

[neat moat]

what is the stick of truth

[jovial latch]

If I’m just sitting doing nothing in a normal temp room I will sweat so much I can literally feel beads of sweat rolling down my sides

[toxic relic]

its seems odd but im not a huge sweater

[jovial latch]

The other South Park game

[neat moat]

ohh

[jovial latch]

besides the “fracture but whole”

*fractured

[karmic jetty]

i need fractured but whole

[jovial latch]

it hurt

A

[toxic relic]

you dont want that zee

trust me

[onyx igloo]

i assumed you werent a comically large piece of clothing

[karmic jetty]

i got stick of truth but havent played

[toxic relic]

dont assume

[neat moat]

what is fractured but whole exactly

[karmic jetty]

but i like the mysterion episodes

[jovial latch]

fractured butthole

[onyx igloo]

how about i ass ume

[karmic jetty]

not sayin erics alter ego name lol

[neat moat]

God dammit

[onyx igloo]

ass haha

[toxic relic]

ghoti, theyre both south park games

and theyre innuendos

[jovial latch]

idk what the games about

one of them is about super hero’s

[onyx igloo]

being fractured

[karmic jetty]

south park

[jovial latch]

I watched Pewdiepie play it back in the day

[toxic relic]

one is a fantasy spoof and the other is a super hero spoof

[neat moat]

I havent watched south park

[toxic relic]

good

dont

[neat moat]

lmao, I heard it was good

[karmic jetty]

im now on season 14

[toxic relic]

its not

[jovial latch]

meooww

[karmic jetty]

is fun

i like it

[onyx igloo]

dont watch it with family

[jovial latch]

lights you on fire

[onyx igloo]

watch it alone

[neat moat]

Yeah, after the creators denied global warming was real I kinda lost faith in them. Sure they apologized but still

[toxic relic]

watch good shows like

[white obsidian]

who? huh?

[onyx igloo]

you can't im moist

[toxic relic]

hmm

[onyx igloo]

naturally moist

[karmic jetty]

manbearpig

[onyx igloo]

lmao

[neat moat]

The creators of south park made a spoof on global warming episode

I think it was called man bear pig

yeah

[karmic jetty]

yea the one with al gore

didnt age well

they have apologized tho

[toxic relic]

apologize to deez nuts

i dont care

[stone nexus]

Why tho

[neat moat]

also I saw another one with about smoking and they tried to use the argument of native American culture to justify the tabaco industry

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

whats so bad about a spoof on global warming compared to you know

[neat moat]

and I was like, no

[onyx igloo]

im curious

[neat moat]

they said it was fake basically

[toxic relic]

[vapid agate]

Yo guys, lets be real here, which did you like more Hotwheels, Pokemon, Lego or something else?

[stone nexus]

Their thing is that they give zero shits about anything and everything

[toxic relic]

hotwheels and transformers

then lego

[onyx igloo]

i mean i feel like they've done worse

[craggy stream]

Pokemon, than Lego than yugioh

[neat moat]

spending mis/disinformation is bad

[vapid agate]

Wait but does that include the Angry Birds Transformers?

[onyx igloo]

i guess

[toxic relic]

yugioh is fire

[vapid agate]

Ong

[toxic relic]

fuck no

[neat moat]

you guess?

[onyx igloo]

but how would you think global warming is fake?

[karmic jetty]

i didnt get the cigar episode either

[toxic relic]

ghoti

[karmic jetty]

then again its a diff time

[toxic relic]

theyre a child

[neat moat]

A lot of people for decades deny3d it

[vapid agate]

oooo,

[craggy stream]

hell yeah it was incredible

[toxic relic]

they dont understand it

[neat moat]

Fair

[craggy stream]

i built custom decks for that shit

[vapid agate]

fair

[craggy stream]

expnsive af for no reason tho

i dropped like 60 bucks on a custom deck

[vapid agate]

Dude I never understood how to play pokemon or Yugioh I just collected cards...

[craggy stream]

i did that with pokemon, 0 clue how to play

[vapid agate]

Pls no judgement

[karmic jetty]

theyre ez to play

[craggy stream]

nah i rate that

yugioh is a lot more complex

[toxic relic]

i never played pokemon but yugioh just caught my attention

[onyx igloo]

meanwhile me who plays poker:

[craggy stream]

do you remembre your deck type?

[craggy stream]

hey been there

[neat moat]

Only card game I played was magic

[craggy stream]

my realtives play poker for their living like they dont got a job lmao

[karmic jetty]

yugioh tcg freakin sucks dood

[onyx igloo]

it wasnt really gambling

but still

[neat moat]

they make profit?

[onyx igloo]

im lucky asf

[craggy stream]

lmaoo

[craggy stream]

yeah

[neat moat]

crazy

[craggy stream]

they can retire early cause of it

[toxic relic]

iirc i had two: clownblade and cyber dragon OTK

[karmic jetty]

5 minutes on a single turn and get OTKO

[craggy stream]

ohhhhh a cyber dragon

[karmic jetty]

screw that

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-mustard-tarkov-hop-on-gif-26160292

[craggy stream]

LMAOOO YEAH

nah i palyed time lords (just for jokes) and a blue eyes chaos dragon deck

[neat moat]

anyone played magic before

[onyx igloo]

a fucking clownblade

is this terraria

[toxic relic]

why do you want to know

[neat moat]

because I have

[toxic relic]

i laugh because this was my deck focus before i changed it

[karmic jetty]

never again...

pokemon tcg has its cheese too

lord knows how much i hate charizard ex

[neat moat]

damn no one played magic :(

[karmic jetty]

or vstar

[onyx igloo]

i like uno

[karmic jetty]

charizard in general is always cheese

[neat moat]

poker is better

[karmic jetty]

poker i hardly know er

[neat moat]

no

[karmic jetty]

[neat moat]

fuxk

[toxic relic]

I HAVE AN INFINITE COMBO AND IM NOT AFRAID TO END IT ALL

[karmic jetty]

hop on providence poker

[onyx igloo]

add fuel to the fire

[neat moat]

Zee I will think of a midly inconvenient curse to cast on you

[karmic jetty]

midly

[neat moat]

where

[karmic jetty]

steam

[onyx igloo]

i used to play paper mario on ds

ds was fire

[neat moat]

I dont wanna go on my puter

[onyx igloo]

same with 3ds

[onyx igloo]

i dont know what these are but they go hard

[toxic relic]

im still kinda noob

being taught weekly

[neat moat]

NOOOOOOOOO

this has to be illigal

or some specal rule

[toxic relic]

idk man

it just works

[neat moat]

evil

[toxic relic]

:]

[neat moat]

I have a second question, you may actually help with this one

[toxic relic]

if its about magic then im lost

i can ask my bf tho

[onyx igloo]

wingardium something

[ruby river]

spell "boop" without the p

[toxic relic]

boo-

[ruby river]

AAAÀAAAAA

[onyx igloo]

im jealous of au falcons rn

i want that shitbox

GIVE ME

[neat moat]

It's a bit unfortunate. I was friend with a man and we hung out. We knew eachother a bit. Eventually he asked me offhandadly "hey I'm touch starved can we cuddle?". I said no, bluntly. After that we stopped talking. I'm just wondering, did he try to hit on me? And yes, he's gay

[toxic relic]

oh shit

[pliant terrace]

Are you apart of the Chinese communist party

[toxic relic]

let me switch off my insincere joking

hmmmm

[onyx igloo]

uhh

hmm

can i still talk about shitboxes?

is that allowed?

[toxic relic]

its hard to tell definitively without more information but from what you said, do you think theres a connection between you denying the cuddling and then the cessation of hanging out?

[neat moat]

you can ask your bf stink too

[spring wigeon]

Average car in the Phillipines (some of these are held together with duct tape and dreams)

[neat moat]

One momment

[onyx igloo]

(the best materials)

[restive pollen]

I’ve been touchy touchy with my bros before, and neither I nor they are gay, being a straight man I’m probably not the best person to comment on this. He might’ve been hitting on you, but it’s never 100% with these sorts of things. Either way if anything happens like that in the future, I’d recommend being less blunt

[neat moat]

hes gay

thats a very important detail

[restive pollen]

I know

[karmic jetty]

no touchy

unless 20 grand

[onyx igloo]

my mom with any food i overindulge in:

[stone nexus]

Love your homies regardless of their sexuality

[onyx igloo]

(this is torture)

[stone nexus]

A confident homie is a happy homie

[onyx igloo]

i cannot live without my 12 am french fries bro

[ruby river]

chat if you were to put 1 of every animal to ever live into a death battle, which animal would win

[karmic jetty]

u know when ur frens are big and they do the thingie where they carry u all of sudden and call i light

happens way too many times

[stone nexus]

You probably

[stone nexus]

Since when are you a summon

[karmic jetty]

cat

the ultimate predator

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/get-gets-eaten-devour-cat-get-gets-devoured-monster-eats-cat-gif-25619820

[karmic jetty]

rood

[wraith dust]

Shark

[last spoke]

I'm gonna screenshot this and send it to Maki, it's gonna reply Meee :3

[ruby river]

let me know what they say lmao

[wraith dust]

SPIFFO MOODLES

[young kelp]

where's the "exhausted" spiffo moodle

[wraith dust]

GET OUT

lmfao

[visual prairie]

im gregnt

gergnant

help what doi do

[wraith dust]

take anti mangrant pill

[visual prairie]

hungery/

[wraith dust]

eat crayon

[visual prairie]

how**

[wraith dust]

doctor

[visual prairie]

ok

[wraith dust]

OMG HES WET

OH MY GOD NOOOOO

UGH I LOVE THESE MOODLES
\

BORGER

[last spoke]

AAAAAGH IT CHOSE THE WORST TIME TO BE LOGICAL

[fleet marten]

Blud got wet

[neat moat]

are there mods for the other characters?

[last spoke]

I WON

[onyx igloo]

help

disease

bad

[dawn spade]

Is this a spot the difference?

Coz that ones fat

And that ones wearing a dress

And im pretty sure that ones. Zombie