general_chat

[worldly forum]

trauma

[onyx igloo]

i just don't care for relationships

[polar kernel]

its not even my choice you guys r so mean 2 me

😔

[onyx igloo]

i genuinely do not give a shit lmao

[fathom igloo]

Hey hero

[toxic relic]

valid

[polar kernel]

I AM NOT A HERO IM JUST A MORON

[dawn spade]

Was that quietly flexing mysoginy?

[fathom igloo]

Are you late for something

[onyx igloo]

let me work on my car and make bad financial decisions

[polar kernel]

NO

[fathom igloo]

👀

[toxic relic]

this is real

[polar kernel]

no if anything im the constant victim of misandry

[stone ferry]

why would you use this ugly emote outside steam

[stone ferry]

omg this is so fucking terrible

[worldly forum]

chip is chill :) he’s just a little dumb

[dawn spade]

Its kinda cute

[stone ferry]

why does this thing exists

[dawn spade]

I like it

His just such a little goober

[onyx igloo]

me is dumb

[toxic relic]

mine now

[polar kernel]

teach me how to dougie

[toxic relic]

no

[dawn spade]

I wanna throw up

[neat moat]

throw up then

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/boba-fett-dougie-fortnite-fortnite-dance-gif-82608479794050911

[onyx igloo]

teach me how to work on 1998 volvo 940 pleas

i wan one

[dawn spade]

https://tenor.com/view/colossus-carbot-animations-starcrafts-starcraft-protoss-gif-15406130

[toxic relic]

chip, tell me if this is too forward but you seem like the kinda guy that the friendgroup dreads getting 3 am texts from

[fathom igloo]

I thought I was old

[toxic relic]

its either the most depressing shit theyll ever lay their eyes on or its some insane thing youve done

[onyx igloo]

i like your out of touch song

[neat moat]

at least they have a friend group

[polar kernel]

they absolutely hate when im on my grind at 3 am

[neat moat]

that is something to note

[onyx igloo]

your out of touch im out of time

[fathom igloo]

He does not have this personality he’s property of the us military

[dawn spade]

I do a good job of not sending out many 3 am texts

[toxic relic]

real

[worldly forum]

no friends. only friends with his rifle

[polar kernel]

if im up at 3 am its cause im drunk and wow its usually a wild ride

[toxic relic]

yessir

i can tell

[polar kernel]

especially if im out at the bar or something

[worldly forum]

your drunk texting is hilarious

[dawn spade]

Im more of the, its 11pm now hit up all my mates and see whose up to head out

[polar kernel]

i like to wander when i go out

[onyx igloo]

do you guys want me to tell you about how a nuclear reactor glows blue and not green

cause

it does

[polar kernel]

im real big on meandering and roaming i reckon

[neat moat]

we know

[fathom igloo]

Leash the noob

[onyx igloo]

and it makes funny noises

[toxic relic]

understandable dude

[onyx igloo]

funny nuclear noises

[stiff geyser]

Demon core my beloved

[toxic relic]

we gotta roam sometimes

[fathom igloo]

Kid leashes are funny

[onyx igloo]

is too cold to roam

[stiff geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/demon-core-beloved-locket-nonagon-gif-26043045

[onyx igloo]

sad

[polar kernel]

i always come back and its like a toddler showing their parents a cool rock type shit

[toxic relic]

thats you

[polar kernel]

"hey guys i was walking around the parking lot and i found this cool dirt mound come check it out"

[onyx igloo]

megatron cat

[polar kernel]

no one ever wants to check it out except my other fellow wanderer shes a real one

[worldly forum]

dirt mounds are very cool

i like ant hills

[polar kernel]

walked with her for 2 miles to a SPECIFIC gas station because we wanted those hard monsters and cigarettes

[dawn spade]

I wandered off on new years, send them the most amazing voice mail, it was just me saying that i couldnt see (truly blind drunk) and was lost. Then i fell in a bush, screamed all the way down. And instantly passed out till morning.

[fathom igloo]

Marriage

[toxic relic]

thats not far tho

2 miles is like 15 min

max

[polar kernel]

and then we just got lost and abandoned so we wandered thru bushes and on the beach and i threw up

[toxic relic]

ah

[onyx igloo]

he frew up

[worldly forum]

seems like 20’s to me

[onyx igloo]

i avoid throwing up

[neat moat]

2 miles is longer when drunk

[onyx igloo]

like a phobia of throwing up

i hate it

that much

[dawn spade]

2 miles is shorter when drunk

[neat moat]

longer

[toxic relic]

shorter imo

[neat moat]

you stumble a lot

[toxic relic]

i can walk a long ass time while drunk

[graceful dust]

this is a good gif

[neat moat]

and can barely walk

[dawn spade]

Yeh but the time just disapears

[onyx igloo]

im as tall as my mom

[neat moat]

Well ill leave it to the experts on this one

[onyx igloo]

and i still stumble around

[graceful dust]

i love walking around drunk

suck at it tho

[toxic relic]

you clearly are uninformed on this topic, leave it to the competent alcoholics of degeneral

🤓

[fathom igloo]

Hahaha

[dawn spade]

Ye, noob drinker

[polar kernel]

my favorite was when she was having a conversation with some random girls she met and i was just blankly staring into oblivion until one asked "who is this" like i was some kinda cryptid and she was like "this is my friend (insert name) hes the funniest man ive ever met" and she kinda leaned towards me and squinted and said "so are you funny" and i just said "no" 😐

[neat moat]

my apologies, great killer of livers

[toxic relic]

killer of livers

hell yeah

[white obsidian]

IVE HAD THIS HAPPEN WITH ME AND MY FRIENDS SO MANY TIMES

THATS SO REALLLLL

[onyx igloo]

my dog has a passionable hate of chip clips

[toxic relic]

my new name: im not assman im "killer of livers"

[dawn spade]

Thats where you proceed to tell the driest joke you can

[toxic relic]

uh

why

[fathom igloo]

Fuck

[toxic relic]

?

[night pine]

this chat is so cursed

[white obsidian]

I am usually considered the funniest one in my friend groups. But also I am very much not willing to meet new people most days, so i try not to talk to friends of friends

Ill loiter in the back

[polar kernel]

two priests walk into a bar, they both say, ouch! 😐

[fathom igloo]

Someone mute FN for a few hours

[toxic relic]

do you play sea of thieves

[white obsidian]

Also, im not funny

[onyx igloo]

my name is "soldifier of finances"

[night pine]

no

[fathom igloo]

Or call Frogski

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-of-thieves-gif-22669920

gottem

[white obsidian]

Sea of thieves is so mid

[neat moat]

mind you it's supposed to be the body part, not a weird way of saying alive poeple

[toxic relic]

it is

[white obsidian]

Hate that game

[onyx igloo]

i liked making people rage on sea of thieves

[toxic relic]

ive only played it with friends but its very boring

[fathom igloo]

If these jokes suddenly got you zero exp you’d be a plunger

[onyx igloo]

like 30 year old men screaming at 16 year old me and my friend group lmao

[white obsidian]

Same exp here

[toxic relic]

i stopped playing after the storm fish exploit when i tricked out my ship

the quests are repetitive as fuck

[white obsidian]

Idk wtf that is

I only played like 20 hours

[toxic relic]

there was a bug in an update some time ago that let you dupe storm fish for a shit ton of cash

dont think its around anymore

[white obsidian]

I was the boarder guy, i got to board the ships

[toxic relic]

nice

[onyx igloo]

i was the border guy i was checking the cards and things borders do

[toxic relic]

i dont do this for the exp, i do it for the love of the game

[neat moat]

I have so much to do but not the energy to do it

[onyx igloo]

im hilarious

[white obsidian]

So funny!

[white obsidian]

Like me with my shortblades

I love short blade

Best weapon type, unironically

Could go in depth ab why

[toxic relic]

slingshot

[worldly forum]

axes <3

[white obsidian]

Hmm

Shortblade, Longblade, Shortblunt, Spear, Longblunt, Axes

In that order

[toxic relic]

everyone disliked that

[white obsidian]

But I love all the weapons, Axes are like 7.5/10

[worldly forum]

man y’all are wrong

[white obsidian]

Gee i like cutting down trees i sure hope i didnt use all my axes on something a knife could do better

[toxic relic]

ive seriously killed more zombies in pz with a fucking plunger than i have with an axe

[white obsidian]

Every Axe main ever:

[fathom igloo]

Wut

[onyx igloo]

I like axes

Axes are cool

[toxic relic]

id rather use a spoon

[onyx igloo]

I like chopping trees

It allows base improvement

[toxic relic]

even with weapon mods that add more axes, i still rely on shortblade, longblunt and spears mostly

[worldly forum]

good!! use it to SCOOP-

nvm

[peak sleet]

Axes are rough in 42 with the sharpening skill. At least you can make axes now, haven't tested how good they are

[worldly forum]

idk i just like how they feel

[toxic relic]

i dont really use firearms either

i prefer being able to control the flow of zombies

even if it takes extra time

[worldly forum]

no guns for me

[neat moat]

spears and long blunt on top

[fathom igloo]

Wild

[white obsidian]

Axes are solid

[onyx igloo]

how many balls

[fathom igloo]

Should rename you nuts

[white obsidian]

Probably my 2nd least used weapon, though

Only beat by spears

[onyx igloo]

Woah, That's Nuts!

[fathom igloo]

I won’t call holo out like that 😇😂

[white obsidian]

Lily “Nuts” Rabbit

[onyx igloo]

i will

whos holo

[worldly forum]

WHAT

[white obsidian]

^^

[fathom igloo]

Oh you meant fn lol

[onyx igloo]

nuts is more common then balls

[worldly forum]

[toxic relic]

well

i enjoy a good metaphorical phrase

so yes

[white obsidian]

Fortnite…. Hahaha… Fortnite!
Willem Dafoe

[neat moat]

https://youtube.com/shorts/hoaIsyE1VCw?si=kx6BYVnWAFSXo0LI

[onyx igloo]

holo has said balls 976 times

[toxic relic]

fact check this

[white obsidian]

Need someone to kiss me, I guess

[onyx igloo]

i need more spit

[neat moat]

The spitting will continue regardless what people say

[toxic relic]

eat spicy food

[onyx igloo]

i do

[toxic relic]

no other people required

[onyx igloo]

and im white

but its not enough

[toxic relic]

hmm

[onyx igloo]

im still sad

[toxic relic]

drink more water

go to therapy

[onyx igloo]

therapy costs money

[white obsidian]

I have said “shortblade” or “short blade” about 90 times

[onyx igloo]

water costs less

[toxic relic]

i forget its not free everywhere

[onyx igloo]

my therapist is my cat

[inland spruce]

Does anyone want to play zomboid with me im really bad?

[white obsidian]

No

[onyx igloo]

no

[white obsidian]

No one wants to play with you…

[toxic relic]

the addition of "really bad" is concerning

oh wait

[inland spruce]

i just got the game

[toxic relic]

HHAHAHA

i misread that

[neat moat]

couldn't find anything regarding stress eating but it may be out there

[inland spruce]

fuck i missed a comma

[onyx igloo]

i stress eat without the stress

[toxic relic]

dw

[onyx igloo]

i like food too much

[worldly forum]

seriously it’s crazy how much a walk outside will boost your mental health

[onyx igloo]

REAL

[white obsidian]

#1019737819981283459 bozo

People dont even look at the channels, smh

[onyx igloo]

but winter is still here

[white obsidian]

my internet is being odd, cant post but can see

Like being muted by poor service

[worldly forum]

touching grass is seriously good for you

[neat moat]

"let's eat, grandma!"
vs
"let's eat grandma."

[toxic relic]

haha

thats hilarious

[fathom igloo]

What about eating it?

[onyx igloo]

grass is not here snow

[worldly forum]

don’t eat grass -hank green

[onyx igloo]

I CANT IS SNOW

[fathom igloo]

💨

[toxic relic]

did the grass turn them green

?

[white obsidian]

As a certified medical professional, its true. One of the simplest and first things done after recovery from most surgeries is simply walking. Itll physically and mentally improve you

[fathom igloo]

Uhhhh

[onyx igloo]

MIDWEST IS COLD

[neat moat]

are you actually a medical professional?

[fathom igloo]

Oh that

[white obsidian]

Yes

[neat moat]

What specialty?

[worldly forum]

yeah but just. not being inside really fixes your fucking head

[toxic relic]

typo

went hard

[worldly forum]

isolation is one of the worst things you can do to yourself

[fathom igloo]

Cats can’t be surgeons

[onyx igloo]

i literally went to walmart and i felt better

[white obsidian]

Certified Patient Care Technician, Certified Nursing Assistant, working towards a degree in biomedical engineering and nursing

[toxic relic]

wrong

[white obsidian]

Bewomp

[neat moat]

Assuming you even have anywhere to walk to, yes it helps

[onyx igloo]

i dont isolate i have cats and
people

[polar kernel]

NUH UH

I LIKE IT

[neat moat]

Impressive

[worldly forum]

i have a…treatment plan sorta

[polar kernel]

theres plenty of people talking to me to keep me company :))))

[white obsidian]

Usually,* (VERY fringe cases can be good)

[toxic relic]

are those people in your mind

[onyx igloo]

im a Certified Fucking Idiot

[worldly forum]

says “if i do this thing get me outside NOW”

[polar kernel]

theyre kinda weird tho they usually tell me to kill my neighbors or something

weird

[toxic relic]

huh

[polar kernel]

oh well

[toxic relic]

do you ever listen to them

[fathom igloo]

After my appendectomy, walking was the worst idea possible

[polar kernel]

only if its a tuesday on the 29th of a month

[white obsidian]

Yeah, probably not that one

[fathom igloo]

I had to pee so bad though

[neat moat]

Why must we take advice in absolutes

oh

[onyx igloo]

wwhen i get warm out

[fathom igloo]

Do not pee in peoples body wash

[onyx igloo]

i go walk

[toxic relic]

piss your pants

[worldly forum]

not bathing, matted hair, staying inside, sleeping all day, not interested in watching shows etc

[white obsidian]

Oof, happens to lots of folk

[neat moat]

what if they really really deserved it though

[onyx igloo]

what if i really have to pee

[worldly forum]

i highly recommend making something like that for your support circle if you have trouble noticing the signs of a rut

[toxic relic]

my honest advice to anyone that really needs to piss but cant go to a toilet is to just piss your pants

[fathom igloo]

Listen I was close, I woke up at 2 am and apparently the floor was very busy. Around shift change my new nurse finally was able to come help

[worldly forum]

only if they’re a cheater or something on the same level

[onyx igloo]

did you feel like you were in the first episode of twd

[fathom igloo]

Pee in their bed?

[toxic relic]

if someone pissed themselves in front of me and just said "i had to go" id understand

source: its happened

[fathom igloo]

No it was very loud out there

[white obsidian]

Idk where tf youre getting treated that has shift change at midnight, thats super sketch

Its usually 7 - 7 splits

[fathom igloo]

No shift change was about 6 am

[neat moat]

Why couldn't they pee outside at that point

[white obsidian]

I work 7 pm - 7 am, thats healthcare standard

[onyx igloo]

did it feel like episode 5 of tlou

[fathom igloo]

I woke up at 2 am and rang them

[white obsidian]

Ahh sounds better

[toxic relic]

long story

[worldly forum]

it’s the worst thing that happens in my opinion. it’s so fucking embarrassing for me. i can’t even use public bathrooms because that stuff makes me so anxious

[toxic relic]

valid

[fathom igloo]

So from 2 to 6 I felt like my bladder was going to pop

[toxic relic]

if you pissed yourself in front of me i would not be offended lily

[worldly forum]

i have a bladder of steel, i don’t use public bathrooms like ever

[neat moat]

why would anyone be offended

[toxic relic]

people are weird

[white obsidian]

Apparently its odd that ive never pissed or shat myself outside of being in diapers as an infant

[neat moat]

grossed out makes sense, but offended?

[onyx igloo]

im the exact opposite

i CANNOT hold it in for long

[toxic relic]

idk dude

[fathom igloo]

Yeah I hate public restrooms too

[white obsidian]

Theyre usually inoffensive to me

[onyx igloo]

i do also hate public restrooms

[white obsidian]

When i gotta go, i gotta go

So i go

[toxic relic]

real

[onyx igloo]

i am male so that explains alot more probably

[fathom igloo]

I’m envious of bathrooms in places like Japan

[onyx igloo]

i saw VOMIT

[neat moat]

If you can, just use a private businesses restroom

[toxic relic]

just piss on a tree dude

[onyx igloo]

on a seat of a toilet

[onyx igloo]

im weird and dont like that

like an aversion

[toxic relic]

huh

[fathom igloo]

Idk why we don’t have self cleaning bathrooms like japan

[toxic relic]

alr

[onyx igloo]

i feel like a spider is gonna get my weiner

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

[worldly forum]

haha????

[neat moat]

is it out of respect

oh

[onyx igloo]

that too

i would pee on a poison oak but thats not a good idea

[toxic relic]

ngl dude thats fucking childish thinking

that made me laugh

[onyx igloo]

i am still a child

by law

[toxic relic]

makes sense

[neat moat]

anyways

[toxic relic]

i used to think that too

normal irrational fear

anyways

[white obsidian]

Im not allergic to poison ivy

[onyx igloo]

what i have a weird irrational fear of is elevators

they are

[white obsidian]

Thats cool

[onyx igloo]

FUCKING SCARY

[white obsidian]

Since its everywhere here

[onyx igloo]

I HATE ELEVATORS

[toxic relic]

do you get light headed whenever youre in one

[onyx igloo]

kind of

I DONT LIKE IT I FEEL LIKE IM GONNA FALL

[worldly forum]

idk i’m just a spiritual mf so trees are. deserving of respect

[neat moat]

I hate going up in elevators the first few seconds

[toxic relic]

valid

[white obsidian]

Elevators kinda freak me out

[onyx igloo]

I DONT LIKE IT AT ALL

[wraith dust]

im six foot 3 ( 194cm ) and im afraid of heights

how ironic

[toxic relic]

ayo

[worldly forum]

oh my irrational fear is elevators closing on me

[toxic relic]

im also 6'3

[onyx igloo]

im also afraid of heights

[toxic relic]

comrade

[white obsidian]

LUCKY FUCK, i wish i was 6’3

[wraith dust]

twins

[toxic relic]

[wraith dust]

hell nah

[neat moat]

Tall "people"

[wraith dust]

being a chick and being tall?

back pain

[onyx igloo]

i dont care about height

[toxic relic]

valid

[wraith dust]

i hate it

[worldly forum]

same thing with big chest 😔

[toxic relic]

yikes

[onyx igloo]

im not that tall but im uhh
mom height i think

[white obsidian]

I got a WILD dm from someone on the pz disc. I wanna post it

But i cant

Cause im a baby lv 9

[toxic relic]

send it to me

ill post it on behalf of you

[neat moat]

what is mom hight?

[onyx igloo]

5'4ish

[wraith dust]

eye

[neat moat]

5 what

[wraith dust]

👁️

[neat moat]

I see

[toxic relic]

alr

[neat moat]

You are around my friends hight

[onyx igloo]

i still have room to grow though

[white obsidian]

Sent @toxic relic

[onyx igloo]

i still have a chance of back pain

which.. i kind of have

[neat moat]

I'm sure you do

[onyx igloo]

i get twinges of pain on my shoulder

[toxic relic]

idc about height tbh, the only thing it did for me was help with rugby

[onyx igloo]

i like running fast

thats a positive

[wraith dust]

AKLSJDKLSDJAas

[onyx igloo]

i can run fast until i get tired

[wraith dust]

CACKLING

LMFAOOOOOO

[onyx igloo]

which is also fast

[neat moat]

ew

[silent copper]

What the hell

[worldly forum]

hilarious

[onyx igloo]

i like camo

camo is cool

[neat moat]

hello bird

[white obsidian]

IVE NEVER TALKED TO THIS MAN IN MY LIFE

[silent copper]

Howdy

[wraith dust]

roblox in their name

[neat moat]

my favorite furry

[wraith dust]

i smell fishy

[toxic relic]

erm

[neat moat]

what

thats offensive

[white obsidian]

“Dm me for free roblox building services!”

[toxic relic]

i thought that was me

[fathom igloo]

@heavy sleet why

[wraith dust]

LMFAO

[onyx igloo]

i smell like pizza

[worldly forum]

sureeee…furry femboy

[wraith dust]

LMAO

[onyx igloo]

my mom says i smell like pizza alot like its a bad thing

pizza SMELLS GOOD

[neat moat]

is it?

[onyx igloo]

okay?!

[neat moat]

yeah

sounds like a good thing

[toxic relic]

i

i hate pizza

[onyx igloo]

i have pizza glands preinstalled

[white obsidian]

Okay MAYBE I give off twink vibes irl but def not furry

[onyx igloo]

well fuck yo-

[worldly forum]

[toxic relic]

[thin wedge]

do it drip cheese

[neat moat]

ok Francis

[onyx igloo]

no liquid pizza smell

[toxic relic]

francis?

[wraith dust]

PIZZA MY BELOVED

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/haliey-welch-talk-tuah-lunchly-cheese-drippy-bruh-gif-7461958806433780760

[onyx igloo]

oh god

[toxic relic]

explain the reference ghoti

[onyx igloo]

not THAT

[white obsidian]

Pizza… eugh. Ive eaten enough pizza for one lifetime

[onyx igloo]

ok femboy

[wraith dust]

more like scam tuah

[white obsidian]

[onyx igloo]

im like homer in hell with the donuts
but with pizza

[toxic relic]

homer

[silent copper]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-hell-homer-homer-simpsons-donuts-gif-4010276

[toxic relic]

the iliad

[neat moat]

https://youtu.be/4Y2VKjZrSeo?si=qenxrkQ0fkLK62T3

[worldly forum]

i only like cheap pizza now

[onyx igloo]

my name is homer
marge
i want a donut

[worldly forum]

the “good” stuff is too much for me

[onyx igloo]

my mom makes homemade pizza

[velvet scroll]

I thought she was super cool until that rug pull

[onyx igloo]

its perfectly in the middle

[neat moat]

he even hates ayan rand

so that's a plus

[white obsidian]

Good pizza is still okay, but i cant stomach more than like half a slice of shitty pizza anymore

[toxic relic]

actually this is unironically me

[silent copper]

that damn minic song haunts my nightmares

[onyx igloo]

you know what haunts me?

fighting david on tlou

[white obsidian]

Yea

I do know

Dw

[onyx igloo]

he is the first "creepy" guy to actually creep me out

[white obsidian]

Horror really doesnt get me anymore

When i was young it did a bit

[toxic relic]

have you tried talking to it

[onyx igloo]

i like the 1998 ford festiva

[white obsidian]

I do not talk to my screens

[onyx igloo]

its very festive

[toxic relic]

if it doesnt understand you anymore thats a breakdown in healthy communication

you should talk to it

[onyx igloo]

i like phasmophobia

[worldly forum]

i am very susceptible to horror

[onyx igloo]

its fun figuring out the ghosts

i HATE horror movie blood

[worldly forum]

the only thing that hasn’t scared me at all is halloween. the original.

[onyx igloo]

nasty

[white obsidian]

I want unhealthy communication with my screens. I want to be on bad terms with my phone because i talked shit about it to my pc

[worldly forum]

because it’s just hilarious

it’s the funniest shit ever

[white obsidian]

You ever watched the leprechaun?

[silent copper]

Ngl I find old horror movies kinda funny now

[toxic relic]

u thrive on negativity

[silent copper]

Oh god 😭

[worldly forum]

oh and i don’t do body horror. ever

never ever ever

[silent copper]

Do not watch the thing

[toxic relic]

body horror is my top genre

[silent copper]

Period

[worldly forum]

no

[neat moat]

you're one to say

[onyx igloo]

would you rather have 1 mclaren or 1000 ford festivas

[worldly forum]

yeah i know

[toxic relic]

body horror and evolutionary horror

[white obsidian]

Its funny as fuck

[worldly forum]

i skipped through tusk

big mistake

[white obsidian]

Cosmic horror and eldritch horror arent scary, but i do really like them

[toxic relic]

takes one to know one

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[frosty tulip]

Do the cars come with free storage

[neat moat]

The only body horror I cannot tolerate is pregnancy. Too much

[worldly forum]

for like a week after i was nauseous thinking about it

[toxic relic]

tusk is fucking hilarious

[white obsidian]

I enjoy reading eldritch horror like HP lovecraft

[worldly forum]

ITS SO BAD

I HATE IT

[toxic relic]

i just found it funny

[onyx igloo]

they come with a free blue slushy

[worldly forum]

ah yes. scary lights!!!! ooooo!!!

[white obsidian]

Theres one old movie i wont ever watch: human centipede

[toxic relic]

i cant read lovecraft

[worldly forum]

goat man reading the necronomicon!!!! ooooooo

[onyx igloo]

hp lovecraft goes to lidl

[toxic relic]

for reasons

[worldly forum]

yeah no. no way

[neat moat]

whats your reasons? Other than racism

[toxic relic]

thats the reason

[worldly forum]

i don’t do saw either

i tried to but

[white obsidian]

Ah yes, horror enveloping unknowable deities beyond our scope of time and cosmic scales that look at us with total indifference

[worldly forum]

torture porn is….

[onyx igloo]

canned tomatoes with
ITALIAN HERBS?!

[worldly forum]

eugh.

[white obsidian]

What the fuck are you on about

[onyx igloo]

WHAT IS THAT

[neat moat]

I feel there's more to dislike him for than racism. Like his obsession over power and hirarchy

[onyx igloo]

WHAT IS THAT

[white obsidian]

Why is this the discussion

[worldly forum]

saw is

wait

oh my god

[onyx igloo]

CAN YOU NOT TRAUMATIZE ME ANYMORE THAN I ALREADY AM

PLEASE

[toxic relic]

its interesting that you mention these as extreme movies but theyre actually considered very tame in comparison

[worldly forum]

GUYS

[onyx igloo]

GET IT AWAY

[worldly forum]

THATS NOT

[onyx igloo]

GET IT AWAY

[toxic relic]

makes me think about peoples tolerances

[worldly forum]

THATS NOT THE MEANING

ITS A SUBGENRE OF HORROR

[white obsidian]

Ive heard the new terrorizer is pretty awful

[worldly forum]

PLEASE

[white obsidian]

Right…

[onyx igloo]

GET IT AWAY

[toxic relic]

valid

[white obsidian]

Fucking degens

[worldly forum]

… a subgenre of horror that explores the concept of human mortality and displays a fascination with the theatricality of mutilation along with the

[white obsidian]

Smh

[worldly forum]

PLEASE

OH MY GOD

[neat moat]

Have any of you seen the hand basket? I thought I ld hate it, but I found it very sad

[onyx igloo]

nah dude im just fucking traumatized enough

[worldly forum]

it’s a thing i swear.

please.

[white obsidian]

[neat moat]

what is lily on about

I'm lost

[worldly forum]

they’re extreme for me

[worldly forum]

there’s a subgenre of horror

[neat moat]

yes and?

[worldly forum]

that has an unfortunate name

[toxic relic]

not heard of it

[worldly forum]

and people freaked

[onyx igloo]

is it weird that i like video game blood but not movie blood

[neat moat]

Oh torture porn? Yeah, what else would it mean?

[worldly forum]

idk man.

[white obsidian]

Horror for me isnt really… a thing. I do quite like things that are sad though, they move me

[white obsidian]

Because its all fake

[worldly forum]

grave of the fireflies is on top

[onyx igloo]

human centipede does NOT sound good though

[neat moat]

I recommend it. It is cheesy yes but it really is a gem

[onyx igloo]

it sounds traumatizing and the combo of words set of alarms

[white obsidian]

Thats some degen shit, not watching it

[neat moat]

Give it a chance at least

[toxic relic]

sad movies are also fake dude

[toxic relic]

i cant find it

link it

[worldly forum]

yeah but they have truth in them? a lot of horror is very much fantastical

[neat moat]

one momment

[white obsidian]

Yeah but the concepts are less “ohhh theres this clown that appears once every 69 years and he is a scary evil alien!” And more human concepts that are able to be grasped and related to

[toxic relic]

they both illicit strong emotions : fear and sadness

[worldly forum]

yeah but that’s-

not the point

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

sorry I said the wrong name

https://www.google.com/search?q=the+basket+horror+movie&sca_esv=d39e03e441b590ae&ei=Fj2YZ-m8O_D00PEPzM3xkQo&oq=the+handbasket+horror&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhV0aGUgaGFuZGJhc2tldCBob3Jyb3IqAggAMgsQABiABBiwAxiiBDIIEAAYsAMY7wVIvA9QrgZYzgpwAXgAkAEAmAF9oAHcAaoBAzEuMbgBAcgBAPgBAZgCA6AC9QHCAgcQIRigARgKwgIFECEYqwLCAggQABiABBiiBJgDAOIDBBgBIGmIBgGQBgKSBwMxLjKgB7AJ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#ebo=0

hm

[toxic relic]

oh basket case

ive seen it

[neat moat]

yes

liked it?

[toxic relic]

hmmm

overall: yes

[neat moat]

Sane

[white obsidian]

Have you guys ever heard of the horror movie “hush?”

[neat moat]

the ending is sad

[toxic relic]

yes

[white obsidian]

The protag is deaf, i like it

[toxic relic]

indeed

[onyx igloo]

it sounds cheesy

[white obsidian]

Cool concept

[worldly forum]

oh i really liked the quiet place!!

all of them

[toxic relic]

theres a sequel iirc

[worldly forum]

they were very good

[onyx igloo]

thats what got me into horror

lowkey

[white obsidian]

Pretty solid movie, i would go blind

[onyx igloo]

ok blinds you

[toxic relic]

the sequel is very interesting because it flips the dynamic btw the siblings

interesting

[white obsidian]

Huh? Who did that??

[worldly forum]

bird box is cool too i guess

[white obsidian]

I FUCKING

[neat moat]

They drop in quality. But I really liked the direction they tried for. Basically, you are beautiful the way you are

[worldly forum]

just not as cool

[onyx igloo]

your going in blind are you not

[stone nexus]

Must've been the wind.

[white obsidian]

I dont like a quiet place. I meant bird box

Fuck

I got em flipped

[worldly forum]

you don’t…like a quiet place??

[white obsidian]

Not really

[worldly forum]

what are you??? an idiot???

[toxic relic]

i thought it was boring

[white obsidian]

LOL

[worldly forum]

FOOLS.

[toxic relic]

bird box and quiet place

[worldly forum]

FOOLS ALL OF YOU

GET A BETTER ATTENTION SPAN

[toxic relic]

lazy premise and not executed well

[toxic relic]

...

irony

[worldly forum]

yeah. yeah. i said it.

[white obsidian]

A quiet place is pretty awful because of the ending, i dislike how they fleshed out the monster

[worldly forum]

man go read socrates idfk

[white obsidian]

Not that they did, just how they did

[neat moat]

I laughed my ass off when the monster at the toddler. I know it was supposed to be sad but like I couldn't 😭

[toxic relic]

greek philosophy is trite and asinine

[worldly forum]

i hate it here

[worldly forum]

you would think so.

[toxic relic]

because im correct

id much rather debate han dynasty politics

[worldly forum]

opinions cannot be completely correct or wrong

[white obsidian]

Greek philosophy is funny as fuck, platos name translated roughly to “broad.” He was jacked and would end arguments by flexing his muscles

[toxic relic]

okay pseudo intellectual

[white obsidian]

Youre missing out

[worldly forum]

[toxic relic]

im aware of the plato meme

[worldly forum]

stfu

[neat moat]

If the Greeks weren't shoved down everyone's thoughts I'd feel we'd all have less hostile feelings towards them

[toxic relic]

indeed

[polar kernel]

haha hey team

[toxic relic]

id rather learn about the nguni people

[white obsidian]

Im a big fan of the greeks, tf

[polar kernel]

[worldly forum]

a quiet place is objectively good, it’s okay if you don’t like it, but don’t be SILLY

[white obsidian]

Especially mythology

[stone nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/314115739160281088/1333621671185092739/r-mWOqMzkNFyE59V.mp4?ex=67998f77&is=67983df7&hm=7dd556009374e41cc976253a83f33b4bd6701b5bd6beb7c810e39385b4005817&

[toxic relic]

its not objectively good mate

[polar kernel]

only mine can be completely correct

[onyx igloo]

no MINE

IDIOT!

[neat moat]

art cannot be objectively anything without a framework

[polar kernel]

???? ok

😐

[onyx igloo]

modern art is nothing

[neat moat]

hello chip

[worldly forum]

the ratings say otherwise

[neat moat]

The ratings mean nothing

[toxic relic]

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-bitch-frog-froggy-violencia-gif-11473119933870036476

[worldly forum]

and yeah yeah movies can be bad or good despite the ratings

but i don’t wanna HEAR it

[toxic relic]

lily youre being very hypocritical

[worldly forum]

you’re an exception and not the rule

that’s the data

[polar kernel]

this is a constant i promise

[onyx igloo]

i like hypopotamus

[worldly forum]

okay? it’s the internet

[polar kernel]

im forced to endure it day in and day out

[neat moat]

Didn't you hear the morbius movie made a morbillion dollars at the box office?

[onyx igloo]

morbing time

morb

[worldly forum]

i’m going to debate bad on PURPOSE now

[polar kernel]

oh nevermind this conversation isnt silly enough for my input goodbye

[worldly forum]

i’m right you’re wrong end of story

erm ackshually something something fallacy

[neat moat]

I watched morbius to say the line. I actually believed he'd say it

[white obsidian]

I love greek mythology

[toxic relic]

i think youre just defensive because people dont like something you like

[white obsidian]

Great stories

[onyx igloo]

i like ford festivas

[worldly forum]

yeah!

:D

[neat moat]

Lily is ok

[onyx igloo]

im very defensive

[white obsidian]

Also, norse mythology? Fucking peak

[neat moat]

we don't actually care

[onyx igloo]

my house is secure

[neat moat]

it's not a big deal

[worldly forum]

i am defensive and i’m gonna defend it

[onyx igloo]

like plants vs zombies

[worldly forum]

thank you, i’m not mad at y’all for not liking a movie

[white obsidian]

I fucking HATE your opinions, and I HATE YOU FOR HAVING THEM

[worldly forum]

i just like discussing it

[worldly forum]

I HATE YOU TOO!!!

[toxic relic]

theres nothing to discuss really

the movies are extremely bland

and empty

[onyx igloo]

i don't know how to talk so im saying something random until i make up something funny

[worldly forum]

there’s always something to discuss??

[white obsidian]

RAH!! 🔥

[lilac quarry]

what movies

[toxic relic]

quiet place

and bird box

[white obsidian]

And bird box

[neat moat]

If it means anything lily, me and stink have disagreements over the movie gladiator

[lilac quarry]

so ass

[toxic relic]

real

[lilac quarry]

horrible

[neat moat]

real

[lilac quarry]

birdshit

[neat moat]

preach

[onyx igloo]

guys theres a ford ka
so if i have two ford ka's do i have a ford kaka

[white obsidian]

Birdbox was good

[lilac quarry]

0/10

[white obsidian]

Liked it

[worldly forum]

oh well

[worldly forum]

i liked it

[lilac quarry]

I'll go further

anyone who liked those movies should get a life sentence

[neat moat]

you liked gladiator?

[worldly forum]

i didn’t love it, but it was cool

[tall glen]

HEY ALL I LEFT WORK EARLY TO PLAY THE NEW PATCH

[white obsidian]

The kid at the start of a quietplace was a dumbass by the way

[worldly forum]

yeah idk

[onyx igloo]

why

[neat moat]

Gladiator was a good movie indeed

[worldly forum]

i should clarify: i am not big on hating movies

[tall glen]

was slow at work

[toxic relic]

i hate gladiator

[fathom igloo]

MGK had a part in bird box

[worldly forum]

even if i don’t love them i dont think are bad

[white obsidian]

Have you ever seen madame web? Could change that

[tall glen]

me right now

[onyx igloo]

i just hate when old movies have a modern remake that adds weird modern slang to the movie

it doesn't feel right and i don't like it

[worldly forum]

yeah but like that’s just awful. stuff like the quiet place is based on personal taste

[white obsidian]

For sure, that i get

[neat moat]

I hope the meal you will cook your bf will be cold and bland

[toxic relic]

lake mungo was an intriguing low budget "low stakes" horror movie i really enjoyed

[worldly forum]

everyone agrees that madame web and morbius were awful

[toxic relic]

he cooks for me

im not the kitchen man

[worldly forum]

interstellar is my favorite movie of all time

[polar kernel]

she morb on my ius till i flop

[neat moat]

Soon

[toxic relic]

i order him food when its my day to feed us

[white obsidian]

Did you know the blackhole scene took like 600 hours to animate

[worldly forum]

YIPPEE

[tall glen]

hey didnt they just release a new one

the hunter one

[polar kernel]

interstellar was so fucking boring

[worldly forum]

i recently watched a-

[polar kernel]

what a snoozefest

[white obsidian]

My favorite movie is real steel

[worldly forum]

oh you’re fucking with me

[white obsidian]

I love real steel

[worldly forum]

anyway

[tall glen]

real steel is good actually

[onyx igloo]

i like mad max

[white obsidian]

Im dead serious

[onyx igloo]

"WITNESS ME!!!!"

[polar kernel]

not a single giant monster fight or cool guys with tanks and guns

[worldly forum]

i recently watched no country for old men and i liked it rightttt until the ending

[polar kernel]

MEDIOCRE

[white obsidian]

Apparently real steel 2 was announced this year

I am happy

[onyx igloo]

"WITNESS ME BLOOD BAG!"

[worldly forum]

the ending ruined it for me

[neat moat]

mad max road warrior was a mood

[polar kernel]

the ending is literally the best????

[onyx igloo]

NO.

[silent copper]

It really was, robots boxing is just hell yeah

[white obsidian]

That movie is great

[onyx igloo]

bad opinion

REJECTED!

[toxic relic]

pacific rim

the first one only

[white obsidian]

Loved Anton Chigur

[polar kernel]

cormac mccarthy is a fucking MASTER

i love the road

i love no country for old men

[onyx igloo]

mad max is cool i liked the one where the war boy helped max

[worldly forum]

i don’t like it when things are purposely subversive

[neat moat]

slop

[onyx igloo]

yummy chrome spray paint

[white obsidian]

Real steel was such a good fucking movie, omg

[neat moat]

Hollywood slop

[white obsidian]

Just robot boxing

Like

[polar kernel]

both have very open ended endings and no one really wins fully

[white obsidian]

Hell yeah!

[toxic relic]

not the first one

the second yes

[white obsidian]

I also really liked pacific rim 1!!

[toxic relic]

the first one not

[tall glen]

battleshit

[worldly forum]

i have bunny brain and i like clear endings

[polar kernel]

and the soundtrack and cinematography for the road is MMPH

[silent copper]

That’s what I’m saying!!!

[neat moat]

The first one is mindless action. Juts admit it cus it has robo dick in it

[onyx igloo]

i liked pacific drive i never heard of pacific rim!!!
is it a prequel

[polar kernel]

absolutely LOVE that movie god i love the road so much

[worldly forum]

the predator movies are good!! well. predator and prey

[polar kernel]

favorite movie i think

[toxic relic]

robo dick is wild

[white obsidian]

The fuck?

[worldly forum]

the others don’t count

prey is SUCH a good movie

highly recommend

[white obsidian]

Oh another movie i really liked

[onyx igloo]

have yall ever played pacific drive?

[white obsidian]

Was uhh

Baby driver

[neat moat]

it was ok

[worldly forum]

ah yeah. very good

[neat moat]

I was expecting more

[worldly forum]

fun fact i can’t watch whiplash

[white obsidian]

Why?

[neat moat]

y

[worldly forum]

i tried once when i was younger and it was too much

[toxic relic]

nah man, i disagree-of course i have a bias for it cause its robots and im a huge robot guy but it was at least more in depth than just 'mindless action'

[worldly forum]

i started sobbing

[onyx igloo]

does it give you WHIPLASH!?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[worldly forum]

it was simply too stressful for me

it probably still is

[polar kernel]

baby driver is my favorite media that has a clearly autistic yet not acknowledged protagonist

[neat moat]

sigh the movie was nothing but action

[worldly forum]

you get it

[polar kernel]

good doctor? fake lame stupid autism

[white obsidian]

When i was younger sometimes shows would give me such intense second hand embarrassment id have to put them down for a time

[polar kernel]

baby driver? HES LITERALLY ME!!!

[worldly forum]

i liked him in the west side story remake :)

[onyx igloo]

are you jealous because you have no action

[toxic relic]

alr then, watch cemetery of splendor

[polar kernel]

OHHHHHH FUCKKKKKK

[onyx igloo]

got em

[neat moat]

Sounds familiar

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/shook-cant-ne-not-me-who-oop-gif-13118919

GODDAMN

[toxic relic]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2818654/?ref_=ls_t_3

[white obsidian]

Cool title

Anyway i like forest gump too

Good movie

And green book

[worldly forum]

i recently rewatched inception

it was pretty cool

[toxic relic]

green book

[white obsidian]

It was… okay. At best

[toxic relic]

[worldly forum]

i was too young the first time to appreciate the coolest stuff

[lilac quarry]

green knight

[white obsidian]

What

[onyx igloo]

book green

[worldly forum]

mmmm. i love the bourne movies but im biased because matt damon is my special interest

[toxic relic]

yknow that was based on a gay poem

[lilac quarry]

I hope it was

[toxic relic]

it was

[onyx igloo]

was it a roman poem

[toxic relic]

no

[tall glen]

awesome movies from my childhood nobody has seen https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0267287/

[toxic relic]

sir gawain and the green knight

[lilac quarry]

sir gaywain and the green knight

my king

[worldly forum]

the adjustment bureau…saving private ryan…oceans 11..:

anything with matt damon in it is 10/10 for me

[onyx igloo]

all quiet on the western front was interesting

gave me a good view on what ww1 was like

[white obsidian]

Mines gotta be these 2 singers named Toby Leaman and Scott McMicken

Im obsessed with them

[polar kernel]

u have a crush on matt damon dont u

[worldly forum]

huge crush

[polar kernel]

(im a straight man and i do too)

[worldly forum]

he’s the perfect man.

[polar kernel]

i fw good will hunting SO HEAVY

[toxic relic]

how

bro looks like a brick

[neat moat]

It definitely looks interesting. I'll have to look at it sime time but it doesn't quite scratch my itch. One movie I actually really want to see is bedeviled

[toxic relic]

and im a gay man

[worldly forum]

sir i think we just have completely opposite opinion

[toxic relic]

indeed

[white obsidian]

I dont like Matt Damon, and Im a bi man

[worldly forum]

there is no point in arguing with each other we will always disagree

[white obsidian]

Not hot

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-dab-me-up-garp-aokiji-frame-gif-11803377855144251548

comrade

[white obsidian]

Ehh

[worldly forum]

nah that’s my man <333

[karmic jetty]

[white obsidian]

Actors wise? I like

[toxic relic]

u wound me

[white obsidian]

Pedro Pascal

[neat moat]

Zee

[toxic relic]

valid

[white obsidian]

What a cutie

[worldly forum]

ryan renolyds…seen him too much

[worldly forum]

yes absolutely

[neat moat]

his ads

[toxic relic]

oscar isaac

[white obsidian]

Hes like a sunset. You wouldnt fuck a sunset…

[neat moat]

God his ads

[worldly forum]

pedro pascal is also the perfect man

[toxic relic]

u do not know him

[onyx igloo]

adam sandler is kinda me
i would eat pickles in a robe walking down the street

[toxic relic]

same

[white obsidian]

I LOVE ADAM SANDLER

Uncut gems

Click

Jack and jill

[toxic relic]

click was ass

[white obsidian]

Peak cinema

[white obsidian]

You wound me

[worldly forum]

what do you want from me bro

[toxic relic]

your wallet

now

[worldly forum]

i am not literally saying he’s a fucking god

[neat moat]

stink maybe cool it a bit

[white obsidian]

(He is)

[lilac quarry]

who is talking about god in here

[toxic relic]

you

[onyx igloo]

you can have mine
its empty

[white obsidian]

you

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/god-kira-death-note-opening1-gif-22009866

[worldly forum]

[lilac quarry]

okay stinkname fartass

[toxic relic]

thanks dude, i needed a place for my money

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[toxic relic]

PLEASE MAN

give me back my nam

[onyx igloo]

namestink assfart

[neat moat]

what even is your name

[worldly forum]

deserved

[toxic relic]

if you want idc

[lilac quarry]

oh you actually wanted it back lol

ok sure

[toxic relic]

:]

[karmic jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1319802560089165864.webp?size=128&animated=true

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

you don't like namestink assfart?