general_chat

[silk grail]

Same

[young kelp]

a glorious morning to start

[toxic relic]

its afternoon

[young kelp]

no its morning

always has been

[toxic relic]

the only valid time is my time

[young kelp]

now, its my time

[naive flicker]

The only thing I'd do is cast an itchy balls spell on yo

[toxic relic]

DUDE

[naive flicker]

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/torsion-gif-16742133732546221725

[silk grail]

I hate being medically gifted

now I debate if my stomachaches are just random or some crazy obscure disease

[toxic relic]

medically gifted

[silk grail]

I am bro

it’s called med school btw

just incase you didn’t know

🐺

[toxic relic]

you are bro? idk man i think youre just buddy rn

maybe pal

not bro yet

[silk grail]

nah I’ve transcended the medical field

Give me a symptom I’ll give you a disease

[deep egret]

guys

is anyone else from Southeast Asia having trouble getting into any online servers?

[silk grail]

No

I’m not from Southeast Asia so idk

[toxic relic]

im trying to find a wolf gif but theyre too fucking funny

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-dance-wolf-dance-wolf-danceing-danceing-wolf-gif-7632852274072373483

this ones ok

[deep egret]

game keep saying Server Failed to Respond

[silk grail]

Quick name a symptom

[deep egret]

in all servers

so idk what is wrong

i tried changing my own ISP

restarting zomboid and pc

restarting steam

still no availl

[toxic relic]

idk mate

[silk grail]

ask in #1019767076094758924 ig

[toxic relic]

im not a smart man

[silk grail]

any symptom quick!!!

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-emo-wolf-werewolf-transform-gif-27196401

[toxic relic]

chronic disinterest in whatever youre doing

[safe fjord]

I disagree. After all the knowledge you shared, you seemed like a smart one bro.

[toxic relic]

thanks only

[silk grail]

Cyberpsychosis you got 7 minutes and 14 seconds left until you die

[graceful dust]

gamers

[toxic relic]

gaymers

[graceful dust]

gaymers

wtf happened to ur dn

[toxic relic]

dn?

[graceful dust]

display name

[toxic relic]

leon

leon removed the nickname

[graceful dust]

wtf

[toxic relic]

you didnt have to do that leon

i liked it

[safe fjord]

Hahaha he changes his name so many times like how i change my pfp.

[toxic relic]

stinkass mathfart idk

[toxic relic]

i dont change it

[safe fjord]

I mean leon

[toxic relic]

i cant alter my user

ah ye

[graceful dust]

u cant change it til ur veteran or someth

[toxic relic]

ig

idc i think its funny

[safe fjord]

Yeah it is.

😆

[graceful dust]

ur at his mercy

[toxic relic]

[toxic relic]

fear

[graceful dust]

like we all r but u especially

[toxic relic]

should i be flattered or afraid

both

[safe fjord]

Both

[graceful dust]

i would be afraid but im not u

[toxic relic]

nah

i dont actually look at usernames

[graceful dust]

i have a brand

[toxic relic]

call me peepeepoopoo man for all i care

[graceful dust]

this might as well be my name

which sounds like a joke but its kinda not

[safe fjord]

Dude..! Dude burned down the house in 3 seconds.

[naive flicker]

Yay

[safe fjord]

I like your username though.

[naive flicker]

Where garagekeys

[polar kernel]

WE MAKING IT OUTTA SHORELINE W THIS ONE

[safe fjord]

It should be “how to burn down your house in 3 seconds” not “how to microwave” 🤣🤣🤣

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-verified-verified-by-usec-this-post-has-been-fact-checked-tarkov-usec-gif-9723430833983656353

[loud pumice]

[naive flicker]

Aluminum foil 🤤

[polar kernel]

me me me

[naive flicker]

True patriot

[loud pumice]

[safe fjord]

I want to send a meme but can’t here so I’ll just send it to pz_chat. 🤣

[naive flicker]

[toxic relic]

sometimes i have the urge to set fire to a noble house while jammin the hurdy gurdy

https://tenor.com/view/hurdy-gurdy-hurdy-gurdy-draailier-drehleier-gif-12943758

i fuck with this

hard

[safe fjord]

You play that instrument?

[toxic relic]

no

its sick as fuck tho

[graceful dust]

living up to urs lol

[safe fjord]

Yeah. I think any music and jamming with nice people is cool!

[safe fjord]

It’s an intent 🤣 … I’m manifesting my username.

Only_Love no hate plz no hate 🤣

[toxic relic]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ypuaJLHK_LQ&si=rlkT1KPv_YQwDmGU

https://tenor.com/view/sword-drawn-eredin-bréacc-glas-the-witcher-the-witcher3wild-hunt-ready-for-the-battle-gif-26942704

[safe fjord]

It sounds good!

[hushed gyro]

@stark eagle what

[stiff geyser]

That mask is so cool frfr

I wish I had one

[toxic relic]

the perspective of the image makes the legs look odd haha

[fair yacht]

hi general chat frens!

[fair yacht]

hello upper

[loud pumice]

Henlo

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo2-elite-sangheili-greetings-gif-25839730

[ruby river]

i love dinosaurs 🦕

[neat moat]

is that your specal interest

[fair yacht]

soup

[ruby river]

yeah!

[neat moat]

that is some sad looking soup

[ruby river]

although i also think the proterozoic era is super neat

[neat moat]

is that meal of your concoction stink?

[toxic relic]

"hey what do you think of this dinosaur?"
-'looks cool :]; are you autistic?'

[heavy ivy]

soup

[toxic relic]

no comment

[fair yacht]

plush!

[ruby river]

What do you guys think about isopods

[toxic relic]

awesome

[neat moat]

I have no love for isopods

[ruby river]

:(

[toxic relic]

bug man says theyre awesome

[toxic relic]

boo

ur opinion is not valid

[neat moat]

My opinion is mine and mine alone

[toxic relic]

mines?

[neat moat]

No one is allowed to not like isopods but me

[toxic relic]

[fair yacht]

[toxic relic]

"we need to go to the mines....to craft"

[ruby river]

Proterozoic extinction event: Nooooo you need to evolve or else you'll go extinct!

The humble isopod: Nah

[toxic relic]

dudes were built for the end of the world

respect

[neat moat]

Are isopods microscopic orgonisms

or

no

[toxic relic]

no

[dire timber]

Shrimp

[toxic relic]

theyre crustaceans

[neat moat]

Oh I see

they're rolly pollies

[ruby river]

rolypoly

[neat moat]

rolly pollies are cool

[ruby river]

isopods are rolypolies

[neat moat]

Yes

I like isopods now

[ruby river]

also there are water isopods that are like rolypolies but bigger

[toxic relic]

they are arthropods as well

[heavy ivy]

critters

[toxic relic]

goobers

[neat moat]

Vermin

I was thinking of Sauropods when you said that and I was like "wait this doesn't make sense"

[ruby river]

🦕

sauropods are cool

[toxic relic]

yessir

theyre awesome

[neat moat]

Thats the one I had no love for

The rolly pollies though

They can stay

[toxic relic]

do you personally know any sauropod?

how can you form a personal relationship with them [albiet a negative one]

if you do not know them

[neat moat]

who

who are you talking to?

[toxic relic]

u

[ruby river]

im a sauropod

[neat moat]

I was going to make a sly comment but it doesn't quite fit here

[ruby river]

i love sauropods

therapods are cool too but sauropods are the shit

[neat moat]

omg your pronouns are even dinosaur

[ruby river]

:D

i like dinosaurs

[toxic relic]

valid

so wait

[neat moat]

never change

[heavy ivy]

dinosaurs aare cool

[toxic relic]

ghoti you know ben rye? ben rye is a sauropod...and you said you have no love for sauropods...does that mean

you hate ben?

[neat moat]

I dont hate all sautopods

I have sauropod friends

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

i knew youd go there

this is wild

[neat moat]

Heres a trip

helldivers, but you can play as the other factions

won't happen, but would be pretty cool

[toxic relic]

good change of subject

[frosty tulip]

god that'd be cool but such an insane task

the amount of balancing

[neat moat]

What can I say, I like bug people

[frosty tulip]

nah man

automatons

badass jetpacks?

fuck yeah

[neat moat]

What about the alien faction? They look pretty crazy

[frosty tulip]

I still think the most fun I've had using a jetpack in a game was Battlefront 2 remake.

The jetpacks felt so amazing to use in that

we need more cool jetpacks in games u kno

[neat moat]

Who knew movment mechanics would be engaging

[frosty tulip]

there'll totally be a titanfall 3 some day

surely

):

[toxic relic]

denial

[neat moat]

did you play it stink

[toxic relic]

titanfall 2? yes

[neat moat]

of course you did

[deep egret]

why is the Name Filter on the Internet tab not showing anything

[neat moat]

You and your mad quest to touch all things robot related will be the death of you

[rain mango]

I wish a timid little slutboy with social anxiety would try give me a lapdance then have a breakdown after farting on my dick and I take advantage of their mental state to rail them hard

[deep egret]

I checked all the boxes already and still the game shows no servers

I put Asia on the Name Filter and it is not showing anything

like why is the server finding so sloooooow

[neat moat]

it's always the anime pfps

[dire timber]

What are you using to find servers

[heavy sleet]

im clipping this shit

[neat moat]

fucking degenerates

[deep egret]

the internet tab?

with Asia on the name filter

[rain mango]

Brraaaaap

[deep egret]

what is the name filter even for

[rain mango]

Sorry u dont understand thr vision

[dire timber]

https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/zomboid

Use this, sort by distance and press search

[heavy sleet]

so what your saying is you would unconsentually touch someone by using their mental state?

is that what im hearing

[rain mango]

Less unconsensual more unethical

[deep egret]

wait it says Status: Dead

what is that supposed to mean

[neat moat]

Oh you're a she they? Well let me she them tiddies

[toxic relic]

"Here's another one of those self-satisfied doors. Life! Don't talk to me about life."

[heavy sleet]

did you read the rules

golden rule: "be lovely" is what it says first

this doesnt sound very lovely

[toxic relic]

it is unconsensual mate

and unethical

[neat moat]

I should really read that book

[toxic relic]

why the fuck would you even think about 'taking advantage' of someone whos having a break down

[heavy sleet]

yeah just like if someones drunk they can get you arrested

[toxic relic]

is gud for what it is

[dire timber]

I just type in 300 in the distance and it shows all the servers within 300km of me by distance

[heavy sleet]

i also satisfy myself

[onyx igloo]

oughh
kinder bueno yum

is good

[neat moat]

how about we don't talk about satisfaction rn

[unreal bane]

Alright, what's going on in degen_chat this ear- Jesus.

[neat moat]

Oh good, it's the only decent anime pfp user

[heavy sleet]

do you crave satisfaction?

[neat moat]

save us from ourselves

[onyx igloo]

can we talk about kinder buenos

[dire timber]

You made me scroll up to see what was happening :'3

[toxic relic]

no music quotes

[heavy sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/you-look-lonely-i-can-fix-that-bladerunner2049-gif-27127278

oh my god

give me image perms

[onyx igloo]

embed failure

[unreal bane]

Yeah. We're not having that.

[neat moat]

dm me the image

[onyx igloo]

laff at this user

[neat moat]

or gif

[split osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[heavy sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/blm-gif-25815938

NO

[toxic relic]

dude

[heavy sleet]

i forgot

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[neat moat]

The lower the rank the less braincells you're allowed to use

of course I am immune to this

[toxic relic]

your gifs are shit regardless

[heavy sleet]

guys just look at the link and imagine the gif

[toxic relic]

no

[onyx igloo]

i have a gif of peter griffin doing a lil dance

[neat moat]

after what happened to zee no

[white obsidian]

So thats why the plungers and newspapers always be saying the wildest shit

[toxic relic]

you are the cause of this war

[white obsidian]

Like this

[toxic relic]

hahah

if you check their previous chat youll see worse

[onyx igloo]

my eyes shouldve never read that

[toxic relic]

they genuinely made me uncomfortable

[heavy sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/no-perms-flex-gif-21267080

[white obsidian]

No, i dont think i will

[unreal bane]

They're gone.

[toxic relic]

and im a sinful man

[white obsidian]

Same

[toxic relic]

good for your mental health

[onyx igloo]

bro shut up

[neat moat]

I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS STINK

[onyx igloo]

(this is sature)

[toxic relic]

STOP REPLYING TO IT

[dire timber]

STOP SPREADING IT

[unreal bane]

Stop talking about it.

[heavy sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-kawaii-anime-boy-cringe-neckbeard-discord-gif-3671169381323451686

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jeffrey-epstein-j-jeffrey-sigma-gif-405083941180536765

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-discord-anime-gif-24484180

[neat moat]

ok dude

[onyx igloo]

snort of immaturity

[neat moat]

stop

[white obsidian]

Yes maam 🫡

[neat moat]

please

[heavy sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-new-here-say-hi-discord-im-new-here-say-hi-im-new-here-say-hi-discord-new-member-discord-new-gif-8065649195492145845

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-gif-5163203352201378626

[neat moat]

istg

[onyx igloo]

STAHP!

[toxic relic]

these new members

really are smth

[onyx igloo]

wild

[neat moat]

Back in my day us members had to say please and thank you to the higher ranks

They don't teach them respect anymore

[white obsidian]

I am old beyond your days

I will not do this

[onyx igloo]

have you guys ever had whoppers robin eggs

[white obsidian]

Yes

[onyx igloo]

they're like normal whoppers with a candy coating

[white obsidian]

Good shit

[onyx igloo]

yum

also

[toxic relic]

youre still 'low' rank mate

[onyx igloo]

CADBURY EGGS!

[neat moat]

Server age yes? Account age, I doubt that

[onyx igloo]

are so good

[toxic relic]

what the fuck is a whopper

[white obsidian]

Never had one, actually

[onyx igloo]

can someone send an image of whoppers robin eggs

i'd appreciate a manner

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-check-kellanrockssoccer-gif-2569170256995872124

[white obsidian]

My account age is 5 years older than yours

But i meant server

Silly

[dire timber]

casually lays egg 🥚

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

you arent a robin tho

you a goose

[neat moat]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1291464421125783624/1291660061634068520/Screenshot_20241003_102729_Discord.jpg?ex=67992cec&is=6797db6c&hm=fc26a632c0274c22de38919dade0d56b4343fb3d22e310098205912e51da6190&

wrong

[toxic relic]

what would you do if someone laid an egg in front of you

[white obsidian]

What the fuck is a kilometer!!!! 🇺🇸

[onyx igloo]

make fried eggs

[white obsidian]

Its showing up as oct 2024 for me 😭

[neat moat]

Old account was nuked

My doing dw

[toxic relic]

why did you send nukes

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/sfm-soldier-tf2-meme-american-gif-24728385

[neat moat]

It felt appropriate

[onyx igloo]

i think i joined 2021

idk

[toxic relic]

i only joined for work

[heavy ivy]

1000 metres

[white obsidian]

Hello Luna 👋

[neat moat]

boomer mentality

[toxic relic]

real

[neat moat]

So is this work related?

[toxic relic]

no

[onyx igloo]

me when i see Home Alarm in pz:
"You're back?"

[toxic relic]

:]

[white obsidian]

I originally joined to suck the knowledge out of your skull like some sort of cartoon alien

[toxic relic]

im abusing my free nitro

[white obsidian]

But i finished doing that forever ago

[neat moat]

So you choose to put up with people like me?

[white obsidian]

So now im just here

[toxic relic]

yes

[onyx igloo]

y
es

[neat moat]

And people call me the masochistic

[white obsidian]

Says John Mild

[toxic relic]

id say im sadistic

[white obsidian]

Id say im autistic

[neat moat]

Self sadism isn't sadism

[toxic relic]

its not of the self

[onyx igloo]

this sounds like a prank name that isn't a prank name

[white obsidian]

Lol

[heavy ivy]

this is totally a good idea I'm sure

[white obsidian]

Pandemic activities

[onyx igloo]

smoke

NOW!

[neat moat]

Do we have a Hugh Jass here? Hugh Jass?

[heavy ivy]

the image of gasoline in plastic bags still haunts me to this day

[onyx igloo]

Mike Rotchburns?

[white obsidian]

I just cant understand the thought process behind it

[onyx igloo]

i put

guzzolene

[neat moat]

Mike Hawk?

[onyx igloo]

in plastic bag

is not hard

[toxic relic]

Craven Moorhead

[onyx igloo]

just unconventional

[neat moat]

What about a Stu Pidass?

[heavy ivy]

If you had no other option, and were only transporting it a short distance, I'd forgive you, but also please go to a hardware store and buy a gas can 🙏

[onyx igloo]

oh god

[toxic relic]

Phil Accio?

[onyx igloo]

knightmrod is asking to dm me

[neat moat]

who?

[onyx igloo]

the guy spamming gifs

embed failures

[neat moat]

block them

[toxic relic]

yeah just block them

[onyx igloo]

ok

[fair yacht]

🤔

[neat moat]

what about my mouth?

[wraith dust]

Holaaaa

[toxic relic]

dude

how big is your mouth

can you even fit enough gas in there

[neat moat]

About 6 gallons sir

[fair yacht]

why is there always wierd shit here

[white obsidian]

What a question

[toxic relic]

understandable, have a nice day man

[onyx igloo]

lmao i'm watching this hotline thing
"Dear god, I wish for no Hawk Tuah, No KSI, and No Alvin And the Chipmunks."

[toxic relic]

one i ask often

[onyx igloo]

lmaooo

[worldly forum]

who knows.

[white obsidian]

This the only server where ive gone “what the fuck?” In seriousness to people

[worldly forum]

we have fun though

[white obsidian]

Oh, hi lily 👋

[fair yacht]

i say what the fuck to this server at least once a day sometimes

[worldly forum]

guys i fucking love apples

[onyx igloo]

i like pears more

[neat moat]

Don't go near those apples

[white obsidian]

I like bosc pears

[onyx igloo]

tf2 blu vs red

[white obsidian]

I like honeycrisp and green apples

[worldly forum]

pears are a little finicky with ripeness

[white obsidian]

Grannysmiths

[worldly forum]

i like cosmic crisp

[white obsidian]

Decent pick

[worldly forum]

honey crisp is also good though

[onyx igloo]

i like honey crip

oh god

misspelling

[fair yacht]

[white obsidian]

Atleast its not red delicious, those are fucking leather

[onyx igloo]

i've summoned a gang

[onyx igloo]

british texture apples

[worldly forum]

my apple requirements are

-not mushy…crisp to bite into
-juicy
-very sweet
-not super tart
-hopefully big

[white obsidian]

Very similar, but i love tart ^

[worldly forum]

and red delicious is super mushy

[onyx igloo]

its the british apple

[worldly forum]

feels like sand

[white obsidian]

The skin is tough and the flesh has no flavor

[worldly forum]

idk i’m very picky when it comes to my fruit being sweet

[white obsidian]

Nasty ass apple

[onyx igloo]

apl;

[worldly forum]

stuff like strawberries and blueberries i don’t eat raw because they can be so different each piece

[unreal bane]

An apple I had in Iwate.

[white obsidian]

This dog has an april in its melt

[worldly forum]

very pretty

[white obsidian]

Theyre very pricy there, was it worth?

[onyx igloo]

it looks like the fantastic mr fox apple

[worldly forum]

i like watermelon but like pears it’s ripeness is finnicky

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[toxic relic]

it just looks like an apple

[fair yacht]

[toxic relic]

balls.

[white obsidian]

Watermelon is pretty good

[fair yacht]

Fish!

[stone nexus]

🤝

[white obsidian]

Pears are solid

[worldly forum]

wait too long and it disintegrates in your mouth

[stone nexus]

Spomfo!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780956169858187265/1236451516974628884/raphtalia-pat.gif

[fair yacht]

:D

[worldly forum]

eugh

[onyx igloo]

spingebib

[toxic relic]

thats me, i immigrated

[worldly forum]

i like honeydew and cantaloupe as well

[onyx igloo]

nuh uh no you dont

[white obsidian]

I forget the difference, but the orange one is usually nasty

[onyx igloo]

removes your tongue

[white obsidian]

I like the green one

[worldly forum]

nah i love me some cantaloupe

[unreal bane]

I bought this one right from the farm, so strangely it was just about a dollar(US).

[worldly forum]

get some salt on theee

yum.

[onyx igloo]

SALT

[white obsidian]

Salt on watermelon

[onyx igloo]

ON FRUIT!?

[white obsidian]

Pretty good

[onyx igloo]

ILLEGAL!

[worldly forum]

listen i know it sounds weird but it is yummy

[white obsidian]

Huh, neat

[onyx igloo]

cheese on apple

that good

white chedar

[white obsidian]

Speaking of fruits: i dont like bananas

[worldly forum]

i love me some jam and cheese

[white obsidian]

Gross icky

[worldly forum]

me neither

[toxic relic]

HAH

[neat moat]

Heresy

[toxic relic]

I HATE BANANAS

[frosty tulip]

I love bananas.

[toxic relic]

finally

some comrades

[white obsidian]

Bananas make my teeth fuzzy

[frosty tulip]

I can't stand red apples

[white obsidian]

It bothers me

[frosty tulip]

but I love green apples

[neat moat]

ur gay

[toxic relic]

i am a gay man

[worldly forum]

oranges are weird for me too. i like sucking the juice out of them and throwing it away

[worldly forum]

that tracks

[onyx igloo]

are you a happy man though

[neat moat]

gays must love bananas. it is law

[onyx igloo]

medieval gay

[white obsidian]

SAME 🗣️ 🔥

[frosty tulip]

I hope u guys are also the types to wash your produce before eating em

[narrow rune]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-gif-12256655659672538621

[frosty tulip]

people who don't wash their fruit before eating weird me out

[onyx igloo]

are you medieval gay chat

[toxic relic]

[narrow rune]

I throw mine back into the dirt before eating

[toxic relic]

elaborate

[worldly forum]

idk i just stopped caring a while ago

[wispy lance]

Helps build immunity

[white obsidian]

I just forget, honestly

[wispy lance]

Duh

[frosty tulip]

that weirds me out a bit less since you embrace the chaos

u guys are weird

[worldly forum]

i don’t actually mean anything by it, i don’t know you

[wraith dust]

https://youtu.be/AcokrqvFwis?si=F8b1WmQIDK1vXvhv

👁️

[toxic relic]

right now, yes i am a happy man

[onyx igloo]

good

[narrow rune]

https://tenor.com/view/itll-be-anarchy-riot-war-john-bender-judd-nelson-gif-17265717

[frosty tulip]

I'ma guess half of if it just jokes that people fell for

[worldly forum]

and technically a fruit… I HATE TOMATOES

[white obsidian]

your loss, tomatoes rock

[toxic relic]

real, i thought my gayness could be felt through your phone....ill try harder

[onyx igloo]

store tomatoes or garden

[worldly forum]

i hate them raw, i hate ketchup, i don’t like it when there’s big chunks

[frosty tulip]

pineapple goes hard tho

[white obsidian]

Ketchup is gross though

[frosty tulip]

holy shit I love pineapple

easily a top tier fruit

[white obsidian]

Pineapple slaps

[worldly forum]

they must be UNNOTICEABLE or i fucking hate it

[neat moat]

I'm sorry but there's gay, but then there's gay. You have a long ways to go before you reach that

[worldly forum]

i love pineapple juice

[frosty tulip]

I can't decide whether I love watermelon or pineapple more

[onyx igloo]

what about spaghetti

[worldly forum]

and a good smoothie

[frosty tulip]

they're both goated af

[toxic relic]

wrong

no one is gayer than me

[onyx igloo]

or the single noodle a spaghetto

[white obsidian]

I dont think theyre fruits but i feel like mentioning olives are fucking disgusting

[worldly forum]

i typically eat pasta with butter and not much else

[prisma spruce]

Do you really need to wash your oranges? I mean, you are going to peel it.

[worldly forum]

it’s the autism

[neat moat]

I have peer reviewed research that proves otherwise

[onyx igloo]

face my italian wrath

[toxic relic]

who the fuck washes oranges

[worldly forum]

with skin that you eat it’s better to wash it

[onyx igloo]

mario

[dawn spade]

Litterally no one does that

[worldly forum]

and eat it organic, but organic is expensive

[toxic relic]

i dont wash fruit

[worldly forum]

and doesn’t taste as good

[toxic relic]

[tough ibex]

if it has a peel it dont matter

[dawn spade]

U dont wash

[worldly forum]

mmmm. pesticides

[tough ibex]

like why tf would u wash a banana

[white obsidian]

I have eaten skin on oranges many times because it gets good reactions, but it tastes bad

Im not sure why i do this

[toxic relic]

its wrong

trust me

[worldly forum]

it’s only good for the zest

[dawn spade]

It sucks ge

Ge

[toxic relic]

source: i cant tell you

[dawn spade]

Te

[wraith dust]

/rank

[dawn spade]

😦

[worldly forum]

and if you put it in a simmer pot it smells nice

[wraith dust]

Y NO WORK

[white obsidian]

No.

[neat moat]

translation: they go to another school

[onyx igloo]

funny things to do in the apocalypse:
put a zombie in a minifridge

[white obsidian]

Im not a big citrus smell fan

[toxic relic]

this is good

[prisma spruce]

They give any update on when B42 will release? Not unstable.

[toxic relic]

gg

[dawn spade]

Citrus smell bad

[fathom igloo]

Margaritas smell nice

[onyx igloo]

im gonna make you snort them oranges

[dawn spade]

Cooked orange as a whole is bad

[frosty tulip]

No ETA

[fathom igloo]

Orange chicken is good

[onyx igloo]

orange in chocolate tho

[white obsidian]

Yall ever had chocolate covered orange slices?

[fathom igloo]

No.

[toxic relic]

orange you glad to see me :]

[dawn spade]

I did the classic trick of. Throw everything you own into the slow cooker and eat it when u get home

[prisma spruce]

thanks

[onyx igloo]

Yes.

[dawn spade]

The oranges ruined it

[fathom igloo]

Yes and I vomited

[frosty tulip]

No worries, might be a bit since it's still early unstable.

[onyx igloo]

you are unworthy

[fathom igloo]

RUDE

[white obsidian]

Ahh, thinking about dark chocolate added to the steamed milk of the espresso i make

Heavenly

[onyx igloo]

unworthy of terry

[prisma spruce]

Only bad thign is the wait time between updates, but B42 looks awesome.

[dawn spade]

Ur a gumby

[dire timber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986948930740813864/1287251320348213258/IMG_20221201_1708432-1.jpg?ex=6798f4f6&is=6797a376&hm=7cab11e4dd18c1dbe1d6960b4a3dbbe0db1330203b716972378062220d70584c&

[white obsidian]

Idk what that means

[toxic relic]

would eat it

[fathom igloo]

Nah terrys had a coconut one and also a pineapple one that I was OBSESSED with

[toxic relic]

tbh id eat mold

[neat moat]

please don't post gore

[fathom igloo]

FredPizza

[worldly forum]

i love terrys with the popping candy

[dire timber]

I ate and rate it 2/10

[worldly forum]

i love when there’s an extra sensory aspect in candy

[fathom igloo]

Imagine if they had a cherry one.

[dawn spade]

That looks ass, not coz the kiwi, tho id pick that off and eat it first coz yum.
Its ass coz why the fuck is it uncooked. Who eats raw ass pizza

[fathom igloo]

That shit would be sold out because of me

[worldly forum]

i hate kiwi

too sour

[white obsidian]

Food is always better with some kind of tart or sour aspect i think

[dawn spade]

Uv had bad kiwis

[fathom igloo]

Gold kiwis slap

[worldly forum]

they make my mouth tingle :(

[white obsidian]

Hotsauce, mustard, green apples, etc

[fathom igloo]

Allergies

[toxic relic]

fit for a king

[worldly forum]

aw shit. i’m allergic to kiwi

[dawn spade]

Your a bad person, unlucky

[unreal bane]

[worldly forum]

oh!!! favorite cereal?

[white obsidian]

Kiwi is nasty, i get alotta flak for that opinion

[toxic relic]

i dont eat cereal

[worldly forum]

mine is lucky charms

[toxic relic]

or viennas or cheese haha

[neat moat]

now you do

king

[fathom igloo]

Have you tried gold kiwi? It’s much sweeter

[worldly forum]

are you vegan???

that’s so. gay.

[neat moat]

bro

[white obsidian]

Whats it look like?

[toxic relic]

thanks

[polar kernel]

WOAAAAAH

[neat moat]

unacceptable

[polar kernel]

u cant say that!

[dawn spade]

Cheese isnt vegan tho...

[fathom igloo]

Uh oh hey that one guy back here

[toxic relic]

i dont eat cheese

[neat moat]

vegan alternatives

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-spongebob-get-out-gtfo-mad-gif-15004072870832782483

[fathom igloo]

Look it up

[white obsidian]

I think my favorite cereal is fruity pebbles, im a fast eater so mine never go soggy

[worldly forum]

i’m also queer for the record

i like ladies. yippee

[onyx igloo]

golden

[neat moat]

feeeeeemales

[polar kernel]

oh yeah, you like women? name all women rn

[toxic relic]

tamales

[fathom igloo]

I just want to see him squirm

[worldly forum]

florence pugh. next question

oh and beyoncé

my bad

[white obsidian]

As a bisexual, i can say that women are hot, AND men are hot

Sue me

[polar kernel]

you forgot my beloved marie curie

[dawn spade]

Michelle obama, beyonce, rhianna, um.... amelia aeraheart

[polar kernel]

fucking goober

[neat moat]

im letting them know you forgot to mention them

[worldly forum]

i do prefer masculinity though :) masculine ladies are my jam

[dawn spade]

Julia gillard

[fathom igloo]

A bisexual cat, did not see that coming

[white obsidian]

YOU STOLE MY JOKE

[dawn spade]

I think thats it, thats them all

[onyx igloo]

Woman Woman

uhhh

Lady Lady

uhhh

THE QUEEN!!!🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧

[white obsidian]

My mom says im special

[onyx igloo]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[toxic relic]

youre not up to date on the science then; feline species display very obvious non-heteroness across the board

especially lions

[worldly forum]

and they’re all autistic…typical.

[onyx igloo]

THERES A PIMPLE ON MY LIP

[fathom igloo]

Is your mom a bunny named Lily by chance?

[worldly forum]

(IM AUTISTIC!!!)

[white obsidian]

Nope :D

[onyx igloo]

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PIMPLE ON YOUR LIP OR INSIDE YOUR NOSE?!

[toxic relic]

bite into it

[onyx igloo]

AUGHHH

[worldly forum]

yes this is my son

[young kelp]

yes

[toxic relic]

bite the pimple then eat the pus

[onyx igloo]

IT SUCKS

[worldly forum]

he’s a little strange but he’s mine

[white obsidian]

Mother

[young kelp]

I pop it asap, letting it grow just makes it hurt more

[dawn spade]

I believe in rabbits

[onyx igloo]

no

end it now

please

[toxic relic]

y

[worldly forum]

ew ew ew

[devout scroll]

Just did a DoorDash order for THREE BAGS of beers I think it had to have been a 16 pack and some heavy shit

[onyx igloo]

and i mean for me

[worldly forum]

stop saying that

[onyx igloo]

cause i just thought of that

[devout scroll]

The dude was YELLOW

[worldly forum]

i wanna be in that party

[young kelp]

they dying

[devout scroll]

YELLOW AKIN YELLOW EYES

[polar kernel]

doordashing a fuckload of beer is honestly where i want to be in life

[worldly forum]

jaundice is a good excuse for alcoholism

[white obsidian]

Fun fact i AM actually adopted

[dawn spade]

Bro side of the nose is the worst one

[young kelp]

definitely dying

[worldly forum]

wait

jaundice is

the liver

so…

[fathom igloo]

Selling alcohol to a person clearly in liver failure was not on your bingo card

[dawn spade]

Right in the gap where u just cant kill it

[devout scroll]

He tipped 12$

[neat moat]

I may have to push back just a bit. Is it really fair to impose human sexuality on non human animals? Do they really hold the same gender roles and stereotypes as we do? We must acknowledge a lot of our gender is cultural

[young kelp]

I've had a few of those lmao

[white obsidian]

The yellow one

[toxic relic]

im aware

[worldly forum]

we’re being silly

[polar kernel]

i want some poor 20 year old doordasher with bad english to deliver me 3 handles of the cheapest vodka money can buy and ill leave him a tip on the doormat of $8 in quarters (and one half dollar as a treat)

[neat moat]

noted

[young kelp]

the worst one I had was inside the nose, the middle of the nose

[fathom igloo]

Well I mean he won’t have time to update his will for you

[onyx igloo]

how about i hit someone with a rock

cause i want to ooga booga

[worldly forum]

i like jellyfish :)

[dawn spade]

Pick me

[onyx igloo]

unga bunga

[devout scroll]

There was one car out front it’s house

Hes*

[devout scroll]

Mb

[worldly forum]

what a gigachad

[onyx igloo]

i hate what little i've tasted of alcohol

[fathom igloo]

Touch it

[onyx igloo]

tastes like burning

i only like burning from hot sauce

[polar kernel]

i grabbed it in my hands and exploded it

[young kelp]

alcohol is just burning

[fathom igloo]

Oh no

[worldly forum]

i don’t like most. i’ve tried gin, tequila, some others

i love the really sweet stuff

[young kelp]

I'd prefer mocktails

[dawn spade]

Your really acting like its not possible to just pre order beer for a party

[onyx igloo]

creme de menthe is fucking weird

[fathom igloo]

Margaritas you say

[polar kernel]

malibu fan

[young kelp]

no wait cocktails

[onyx igloo]

not menthe cacao

[white obsidian]

Alcohol all tastes gross

[young kelp]

they at least have flavor

[onyx igloo]

mb

[white obsidian]

I can tolerate vodka

[worldly forum]

my boyfriend pranked me by spiking my first time soju with tequila

[polar kernel]

i dont drink to taste it im drinking to feel

[polar kernel]

and brother i aint stopping till im feeling it

[worldly forum]

i was like “man this is stronger than i thought it’d be”

jerk.

[neat moat]

lol

[white obsidian]

…So like a normal person?

[toxic relic]

...

[fathom igloo]

You’re feeling when you drink?

[polar kernel]

normal people do it on a saturday night

[dawn spade]

Now we live together in his basement, he feeds me occasionally and doest let me leave. Very good and loving relationship

[polar kernel]

cool chip does it tuesday after work

[worldly forum]

haha you have no idea!!

[neat moat]

Cool chip are you a day drinker

[white obsidian]

Very epic

[fathom igloo]

I prefer for my face to not feel when drinking

[polar kernel]

day night morning evening idk man i just drink when i want to

[fathom igloo]

Suddenly everyone’s singing

[toxic relic]

i think cool chip could benefit from a strong support system

[worldly forum]

no but it’s chill, i don’t pretend to know other’s relationships and i don’t want people to pretend to know mine

[neat moat]

hm

[white obsidian]

I drink every other saturday at 8 pm

[young kelp]

thinking you're drunk while drinking makes your body think you're drunk

[stiff geyser]

I saw y'all talking about alcohol and I'm forced to insert myself into the conversation to say I never drink and I've never been drunk

[polar kernel]

by support system you mean a higher proof

[fathom igloo]

He’s property of the US Military

[worldly forum]

rip.

[neat moat]

How much do you drink in a day usually

[toxic relic]

thats the antithesis of a support system

[young kelp]

8 glass

[ruby river]

whats your guys favorite dinosaur

[worldly forum]

no but he could use a therapist

[onyx igloo]

i had to go to a party of extended family with my great grandma

i dont like drunks

[young kelp]

of water

[polar kernel]

im usually slamming a few drinks after work most days

[white obsidian]

I drink a pint of vodka usually when im drinking since i only like vodka

[worldly forum]

mm… stegosaurus

[toxic relic]

"ive never had alcohol" 🤓

[ruby river]

SO TRUE

I LOVE THE STEGOSAURUS

[fathom igloo]

If you tell yourself you’re not drunk enough times you sometimes kill your own buzz but other times you’re on the floor

[polar kernel]

enough to get a buzz at least

[dawn spade]

Anklesaurus is goat

[worldly forum]

it’s colorado’s state dino

[polar kernel]

weekends ill drink drink

[worldly forum]

and i think it’s cool :)

[onyx igloo]

i have a colorado hat

i like colorado

[white obsidian]

Drink is fun

[onyx igloo]

no

[white obsidian]

I have been told a whole pint is not a healthy amount for one sitting

[onyx igloo]

mountain is

[white obsidian]

But what do they know

[neat moat]

I feel I'm the one one in the room right now who doesn't drink

[young kelp]

the literal tank of the dinosaurs

[onyx igloo]

mountain more fun then alcohol

[dawn spade]

Mountain drinking is fun

[polar kernel]

i went to a cool dinosaur museum by colorado springs :)

[vernal ermine]

Algun servidor de roleplay hispano, con chat de voz?

[polar kernel]

was very cool and nice

[fathom igloo]

FYI hard Mountain Dew seltzer is terrible

[onyx igloo]

until you fall off mountain

no longer fun

[polar kernel]

literally what im drinking

[onyx igloo]

mountain drink to mountain die

[dawn spade]

U reckon? I feel like triceratops seems more tanky, even stego

[fathom igloo]

Ew

[polar kernel]

its so bad but its tolerable

[gray aurora]

Are moderators here ?

[polar kernel]

the watermelon is garbage

[dawn spade]

Ankles more of a brawler in my head

[polar kernel]

everything else is... ok

[stiff geyser]

En #1019725562337579028 y #1019737819981283459 podría haber algunos grupos hispanos

[fathom igloo]

No we are free roam chickens

[onyx igloo]

what if your guys favorite sons of the forest weapon

[toxic relic]

leon is here

watching

[gray aurora]

stone

[white obsidian]

I think beer is gross

[vernal ermine]

Si, estoy mirando también gracias

[onyx igloo]

leon from resident evil

[fathom igloo]

The Baja blast one made me hate myself

[dawn spade]

Ye

[neat moat]

best bet #1019737819981283459

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/coors-coors-banquet-gif-18347735453870409688

[dawn spade]

He comes by occasionally

Just to bring mr guy

Whatever its name is

[young kelp]

tri only has the shield up front

[toxic relic]

mr x

[white obsidian]

I love mr guy

[polar kernel]

its alright ig ive drank all the ones i had tho so now im stuck with the other ones

[young kelp]

the ankle has the shield all around its back like a turtle

[toxic relic]

mr guy and his friend sir man

[worldly forum]

eugh. that’s like all my brother drinks

[white obsidian]

My favorite dinosaur is the sarcosuchus

[young kelp]

with a tail that can most likely 1 hit most things that attack it

[worldly forum]

drink real beer

[white obsidian]

Dont drink beer

[polar kernel]

your brother and i would get along i fear

[worldly forum]

yeah i know you’re like the same person

[fathom igloo]

Props to you because I’d rather be stuck with Kumchaka than those things

[dawn spade]

Oh ye

[white obsidian]

Low alcohol content bread juice, fuck off

[worldly forum]

bad taste in women, bad taste in career choices

[dawn spade]

Forgot they had a shell

[worldly forum]

bad taste in alcohol

[polar kernel]

THAT IS NOT NICE

[dawn spade]

I just like that they have a fuckin mace

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAHAH

[worldly forum]

[polar kernel]

my taste in women is FINE

[toxic relic]

sledge just fucking owned you dude

[neat moat]

lily really laying in on chip

[polar kernel]

lily is my number one hater

[toxic relic]

the worst part is its all true

[polar kernel]

ignore her

[neat moat]

crushed him

[white obsidian]

I like men

And women too

[worldly forum]

it’s true. i pride myself on it

[toxic relic]

roast me

[polar kernel]

i like fire trucks and monster trucks

[young kelp]

these ones are cool too

[toxic relic]

monster trucks :]

[white obsidian]

No

[young kelp]

they were the elephants at their time

[fathom igloo]

That’s not spelled right. Kumchatka?

[neat moat]

dont... say it like that

[young kelp]

nothing could attack them unless they are weakened in any way

[polar kernel]

oh dear were talking about dinosaurs

oh no

[toxic relic]

?

[white obsidian]

Kombucha

[worldly forum]

oh god

[neat moat]

never mind old man

[toxic relic]

i am an old man

[polar kernel]

not while im here... i cant resist

[worldly forum]

CHIP NO

KEEP IT CONTAINED

[dawn spade]

No, they were actually still parasaurs or whatever there called back then

[toxic relic]

what is happening

[fathom igloo]

No. Kamchatka

[white obsidian]

Oh.

[onyx igloo]

you smell like old peoples bitterness

[fathom igloo]

Jet fuel

[toxic relic]

boring

[neat moat]

he hardly compares

[toxic relic]

hard?

[polar kernel]

MY FAVORITE DINOSAUR IS THE CRYOLOPHOSAURUS CAUSE IT HAD A REALLY COOL CREST AND I PERSONALLY LOVE PREDATORY DINOSAURS BECAUSE IT WAS SO INTERESTING TO SEE THE DEVELOPMENT OF LARGE TERRESTRIAL PREDATORS AND THEIR FEEDING HABITS

DID YOU KNOW

[white obsidian]

No one here knows you, and they never will in a meaningful way

Get roasted

[onyx igloo]

i don't have any good insults im not angry

[fathom igloo]

I’m not reading your text wall, are you late for something?

[neat moat]

Thats an observation not a roast

[toxic relic]

hmmm, that would be more hurtful if i didnt have stable and healthy irl relationships

[dawn spade]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-screaming-man-steve-carell-brick-anchorman-brick-gueule-gif-20384482

[onyx igloo]

he likes the dinosaur with a crest

[white obsidian]

Im not very smart

[stone ferry]

hi critters

[toxic relic]

good effort

[fathom igloo]

Uh oh is he panicking

[polar kernel]

THAT A LARGE MAJORITY OF PREVIOUSLY ASSUMED PREDATORY DINOSAURS MUCH PREFERRED SCAVENGING OVER HUNTING BECAUSE AT THE TIME THERE WAS STILL A SEVERE LACK OF ORGANISMS WHICH DECOMPOSED CORPSES

[worldly forum]

that’s great buddy!!! have you drunk your milk so you can get big and strong?

[onyx igloo]

why is panicking spelled with a k
but panic no k?

[fathom igloo]

I have your CAC.

[jovial latch]

hello

[dawn spade]

Panic king

[stone ferry]

cause panicing doesnt sounds good i think

[dawn spade]

Duh

[fathom igloo]

I put it in a blender

[onyx igloo]

im the panic king

[neat moat]

hes still going

[dawn spade]

Ill dethrone you

[polar kernel]

FUNGI AND OTHER NECROTIC BACTERIAS WERENT REALLY A THING JUST YET, ITS ALSO WHY WOOD FROM THAT TIME PERIOD IS SO COMMONLY PETRIFIED AND EASILY ACCESSIBLE

[white obsidian]

Panicing would be pronounced panising

[onyx igloo]

i react way too strongly to small things like dropping cups

[fathom igloo]

Hey Hero

[jovial latch]

penising

[onyx igloo]

im panissing rn

[stone ferry]

wa

[polar kernel]

anyways

yea

[white obsidian]

Are you talking about how trees almost killed everything

[polar kernel]

dinosaurs woohoo

[polar kernel]

yea kinda

[white obsidian]

Oh cool

[jovial latch]

going to get chipotle

[polar kernel]

trees were annoying as fuck back then!!!

didnt go away!

[stone ferry]

buddy ill mod dinosaurs on pz only for u

[onyx igloo]

mario

[dawn spade]

Didnt they just get make enough oxygen that fires started

[fathom igloo]

Cool chip doesn’t even read anymore out of fear I send him into a spiral

[frosty tulip]

The Lorax did it

the bastard

[stone ferry]

and then i will add zombie dinosaurs cause i want you to suffer

[dawn spade]

Just play ark

[polar kernel]

i just automatically have beef with every woman who ever interacts with me and im not sure why