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is your brain running at optimal speeds?
absolutely not
i get like 3h in before i start feeling like ive been up for 18h
power naps help
my wife just made the most deluxe ass tastylicious motherfucking sloppy joes i've ever had in my fucking life
dead ass top 10 meal of all time
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
i ate it already, what do you mean?
I wish now that I didn't googled what a Sloppy Joes is
why not?
I deleted removed all zombies by accident in debug mode. How the zombies spawn again?
i guess they aren't very photogenic
but i promise you they are delicious
just ground meat in a seasoned tomato based sauce
:D
i personally don’t like sloppy joes for some reason
how do you accidentally delete all zombies
debug mode, Zombies > Remove all. Missclick 🙂 Wanted to remove a corps.
ok thx
but then just go to the next cell and draw out some zeds there
I'm gettin' my salary pay next week: was wondering if u wanted something as a gift d:
@toxic hawk same to u
oh A LOT lmao I've b een writing a lot in the back, incredibly shit but yeh. also switched to ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61881859/chapters/158228974
but I mean it, like Im down to giv u som moni
GIFT
I HATe receiveing gifts but I FEEL ANGER when declination from me
so TELL me what u want
you gifted me words
this is perfect
i will read it

WHEN I GET MY MONI NEXT WEEK im gon come back
i will return as well, with praise for your writing
I legitametly fluster when you excessively compliment me im actually going to go into stunlock mode from overstimulation
my final move will be my flattery combo
how can it be excessive cheese when its only fact
cant deny whats simply true
if you could onyl see my face rn, ANYWHo im coming back anyways next week and im gifting u something. im off to sleep
rest well mate
you and j'aime atleast

gn
pw change time...again
bleh
no weird login attempts or anything, 2fa still active, but still. makes me nervous
what the fuck is this
ahh its your email
I made it for you
When MB gets TikTok
worms r cool
@toxic hawk NEW PTSD UNLOCKED
zomboid never been hard even spiriniters...
those 2 characters....hell itself
What's mb
some clown
guys do you think this heart is symmetrical look closely to what he does to the trees
🔵 mb is John Zomboid's friend
Offtopic, but does someone know if i can make GPU directx 10 compatible?
Background: I'm trying to launch factorio on a pc i made from trash, it has geforce 6600 LE 256 vram, and factorio complains that it needs dx10 compatible GPU. Currently installing drivers and wondering if it even helps or i need something else
youre lucky i have no reaction to jumpscares
-> me before jumpscare
💥 ->jumpscare
-> me still
thank you for taking the time to review my visual representation of data
No, you're inside my phone
🔵 jokes on you i already am the voices in our head
iirc its a Windows issue, Wxp goes up to d9, W7 up to d10, W8.1 d11, W10+ d12
I have win7, trouble is gpu
You buy steamdeck rn
im not sure if you can make a gpu directx 10 compatible
no
Don’t interrupt me trying to peer pressure my grandpa
;-;
Send pls, I'll play with you
Zmora made me so god damn mad
the gpu you mentioned can only support directx 9
i dont think you can force the hardware to upgrade
Shame
not sure however
You give me $3,000 I send you steam deck, win win
But thx
no worries
That gpu supports directx 9.0c and nothing else after
No no, hold on
I earn $2.5 a month. It'll take me approx 3 and a half years to make 3k. Wanna wait?
Shipping from the USA to Russia is wild
It can support dx10, but only with a Win8.1 controller
Steam deck 2 might be out then
Hopefully it comes in more colors
just paint it yourself
how
.-.
32bit w7 tho
Hello
Too scary
My Pz have a problem, I need help
Turn on sprinters and up the population
Fuck, i need 64 to run factorio
Here's the 64bit
https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/drivers/details/82758/
Yeah Holo ur awesome if it works
;-; what?
Roller Coaster Tycoon Deluxe is the game for everyone
No, you are awesome for scavenging a fucking PC Stalker style and somehow making Factorio work on it
trust me im the worth decider man
You don’t like RCTD?
no
I don’t listen to opinions of people who hate 99% of food
I didn't. Yet
Gonna have my 3 hour nap real quick
Will be back
i want to smh
Night night sun (Moe slipped you a sedative we will actually see you in 9 hours)
SHE IS REALLY FREAKING DOUPLE SPEED SPRINITER
@plush cobalt FN is taking shit
He is full of it
Young, dumb, and full of shit (he is only one of these things)
ive been holding it in since december
are you calling me smart?
ill take the compliment
im a bashful man
It isn't a compliment. It's an insult. Imagine being a nerd. LOL!
nerd man rage activated
It’s not bedtime
so
🔵 its not bedtime and im wearing pjs
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It’s true however it’s also like 50° might be too hot
id rather wear this
Goodnight
Here is not the best place to catch up on sleep
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Just the thought of having to doff that at the end of a long day makes me exhausted
sup riv
I can't even stand having to get out of tight boots
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it must be fucking agonising
🔵 ello, good to see yah, the zomboid be zomboiding
but worth it for the sick drip
This is true
zomboid be zomboidin
the closest ive gotten is wearing cosplay armour for larping and that was ...
I need to finish laundry ugh
not fun to get out of
I hate the putting away part
the worst is when you get a dented helmet: cant breathe properly + cant get it off easily cause its caved into ur face
apparently some guys stole a gold helmet (and 4 Dacian bracelets) from a museum in the Netherlands. Clearly needed it to traverse the Nether safely w/o being harassed by Piglins.
Here's my theory about the Knox Infection: The US government or a group of scientists affiliated with the US government were experiments involving the supernatural, especially necromancy, but ended up unleashing what would be known as the Knox Infection because of a failure.
🔵 this
Is there any proof of necromancy? I'm unaware of any secret ritual sites anywhere in Knox County.
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Official Report:
Date: July 14, 1993
Time: 1 p.m.
Location: Temporary Muldraugh Military Outpost
Deployment Report: Wolverine Squad
Objective:
WolverineSquad is assigned...
What does this have to do with necromancy
spiffo's diarrhea
I think you linked the wrong video then
@quasi slate I think you meant this one
https://youtu.be/eivECxOfTtI?si=-rpKWXZsceWeRpiG
(Still can't embed tho)
Is that laughing, or agreeing
Spiffo got tired of food critics and started the knox event
how dare you
What if... the Knox Event is just a precursor...
It's what you deserve for giving Rosewood Spiffo's 2/5 stars.
To a Spiffo Event?
It's because of the employees! If you played week one and you went at spiffo, you'll see what kind of individual they are !!!
Like Spiffo's was trying to... make everyone a Spiffo...?
thats not zombification thats furrification
Week one non-canon bc mod
Again, what if they were trying to cause Spiffocation but failed, and it led to the Knox Event?
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Investigation Launched Into Spiffo’s Practices
Date: April 5, 1993
An investigation has been initiated into Spiffo’s, the popular fast-food chain, following multiple alleg...
ty for embedding albeit quite late
U need the zipper
Side zipper is meta
Balls.
This is amazing, I’m fixing to be a sandwich eating mf at work
Its as good as it looks
Ive uh
Drank it straight from the tube
Not too proud of that but was yummy
pwn'd
I’m skin and bone so probably wouldn’t hurt too much
Figure eating every 3 hours or so might change things 
Drink sugar
Don't. Have some protein.
Pb has plenty of protein
About Josh and the sugar.
Sugar makes you fatty fatt man
hello again friends!
This is probably my favorite discord server
I dont actively talk in other ones
(Ig rimworld too, but whatever)
My favorite boots are chelsea boots & it's only partially because I don't have to deal with zippers, laces, or any other obstacles
But I unfortunately do own boots with laces that I like
noice
Nutter Butters mmmmmaahhhh 
imagine locking him out of the house like that in the summer heat
You’re new here but this is an average Bill experience
Ive been here longer than you.
whos bill
And you’re still a sledge. Pathetic. Yap more!
yeah yeah yeah whatever you say notclouds_
As you command 🫡
What the heck frenziedrealties 
STOP
STOP IT NOW
STOP FUCKING DOING THAT
🤤
Next you’ll drop real names and ssn’s
Lol
very true cambrie808
I yap alot i just yap in such a way that does not garner xp well for the bot
I was level 9 at the start of the day, and ive been talking for like the last 5 hours
its so over
Did i just
Embed fail?
What?
What is happening here
My power is all gone
What, level 10?
i will have image perms soon just u wait
degeneral requires more yappage ore to level up

Stickersssssss
No im talking about MY stickers
NasKo thinks I have too many
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nice
wow almost 50
who the fuck is nasko
WOW
sounds like that hot chocolate drink

nestle owns TIS?
I guess I gotta talk in full, lengthy sentences for the next little bit. So the bot no longer starves me like a little victorian child.
exploitation
its 1-3.4 exp per message/minute, doesnt matter how long the message is
to avoid taxes

You sure?
Ive been chatting here semi-actively for like 9 months
50k confirmed messages
Damn, ig im impatient
Nobody has ever seen NasKo and Deadmau5 in the same room together…. Coincidence? I think not!
every one of them is a hand written missive to each dev and mod
i will keep writing them till i die
Real

this discordia shit is tough
yap
:D

Throwing skittles at people is technically not illegal
throw a ziploc bag with a single skittle
Jamming out to music at late night is fun
They'd go above and beyond and not even show up
why do people cover themselves in peanut butter
just to feel something again
I feel you speak from experience
Hungry
im not obligated to respond to this with any clarification
your mind is certainly filthier than whatever my apparent reasons were
I somehow doubt that
im a sinful man but at least im honest
yo soy el toilet de skibidi
Well now you can be both
also i neither confirm nor deny your accusations
and to be honest? that would be a terrible experience
the texture does not help anything
if anything it increases friction
which is painful for all involved parties

not that id know
how's that grave you're digging
spacious
Tae!
filled with peanut butter
hi
im bored
why is it called peanut
because it comes from the peanut plant
Because it looks like a peanut
?
I dont know how to be more direct
scarf fren!
Because SL's 173 is their own in house 173 because the original 173 isn't actually creative commons
original will always be canon
i see
death of the author
how many people touched the butt
Bro looks like he's asking for it
for it to look like that
HAHAHAHAHAH
i didnt want to say that but yes
abominate
And like yeag, that's a peanut
dude is prostrating for us
It's not actually made of peanut shells right it just looks like the texture of one?

rebar and concrete
yep
i dont see the peanut similarities
i just know it shits a lot
which is something we share
You know the one
thats wild
mama
thats a crazy thing to say
So what you're saying is you're a Euclid class
Bros a walking biohazard
i mean since you started it i will say he doesnt
but not because of that
just a preference thing
Thats what he tells you to feel better
moving on
I saw this one annoying youtuber who's whole premise is "helldivers would OBLITERATE X universe"
im not sure what class id be
no it wouldn’t
the Helldivers are still human
I think I understand why I hate warhammer fans so much. It's not the setting, the fans just fucking annoying
maybe id be apollyon
Don't know don't care
they actually die a shit ton
i am an active threat
like you don’t stay as one helldiver
you play as multiple
if one dies another takes their place
that’s so dumb
Helldivers cannot destroy any universe
mfs can’t even survive a mission without atleast 5 casualties 😭

I dont know the lore but yeah, that's the idea I'm getting at. I think he forgets a lot of super earth's accomplishment seem to be propaganda. Like is it true that super earth may have been destroyed?
yes
I’ve played hd1 and hd2
the Helldivers are propaganda machines
Oh yeah, what's 1 like? Rts?
they fight for “democracy”
what class am i!
top down twin stick shooter
thaumiel
HD2 is if hd1 was a third person shooter and like a gazillion times more fun imo
:O
Why do you put democracy in quotes
We do fight for democracy
Yeah I could feel my brain actively melting the more I watched his video. Like he even said the thing would immediately be wiped out by the helldivers
hahahahahah
brain dead take
Im not sure what would even survive the thing. But is sure as he'll isn't super earth
you spread propaganda by killing propaganda
that’s the whole message of hd2
they fight for democracy like how america does 'peace keeping' missions in other countries
Super earth survives it all
this
(We will go to another fucking galaxy)
Helldivers is a literal commentary on propaganda as a whole
its a satire in it self
it’s a fun game tho
Isn't it basically confirmed super earth is like. Uber facist
This sounds like traitorous talk
I dont wanna spell it or I might get flagged

Oh it’s a genuinely miserable place to live
You have no rights
BUT WE FIGHT FOR LIBERTY WOOOOO
Managed democracy is still democracy

that’s hd’s logic
Ok good, helldiver and warhammer fans scare me by how much they simp for the human faction
It’s so funny how in game Helldivers suck off super earth so much
It’s not that we simp for them, it’s just a massive community wide roleplay
ODST and helldivers my beloved
They be dying and be yellin shit like “FOR LIBERTY AND DEMOCRACY!!!”
We’re all well aware that it’s fucked up
But it’s way way more fun to act like we love it
its a scapegoat for them to secretly praise [ ]
before getting blown the fuck up and replaced
Killing silly aliens my beloved
where are the rats
I’ve only played Vermintide
leon has sided with the cats
we need more rats
skaven
Whats the word again when the irony and the joke is taken so far you can't tell if people are joking or not. Thats what I'm saying
idk if this is a hot take
unionize the rats
but the best interpretation of a table top game into video game form imo is either Baldur’s Gate (D&D) or Cyberpunk 2077
idk
Warhammer too, especially Vermintide
Space Marine is cool
Skaven smoking a boof
Baldurs gate by far
But yall need to fuckin play Vermintide too
Vermitide was alright, i love darktide, and space marine is great
Warhammer 40k should bring over the skaven at thise point. The fans demand it
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
i almost rage quit the game when i got to the ending it was so bad
I WANT THE RAT GAT
just alright (one of the most critically acclaimed RPGs of all time)
woah woah woah SPOILERS I was never planning on playing the game
I haven’t played any bg games
I didn’t like the 3rd act much
am I the only one who wants a final fantasy 9 remake
The entirety of act 3 was eh
(yes 9 is my favorite)
yeah and a playstation exclusive technical showcase got nominated for a got award
There's too many ff
some reviews are not credible
I hate that they seem to take up like half the roster for melee
Im not following sorry
Where the games don’t really connect with one another
bg3 was seriously lacking in character development and the third act was BAD
They share elements
Final Fantasy is like standalone self centered for that entry
its like Persona
it’s hard to explain
basically: none of the games really connect
I never played persona so
you can play them in order
but like you know there’s no reason to
rather than you feel like it
persona fans suck
but the games are great
especially 3 and 4
(5 is overrated fight me)
So many fan bases are like that
maybe it’s because I related to 3 and 4 a lot more as someone who’s dealt with the main themes of those games (dealing with letting go of the past or moving to a new place where you don’t know anyone)
that gif is so fucking funny
no it isn't
Persona 3 is about death and how you spend your time, living in the moment
dont you crave the milk pulp ghoti
Persona 4 is about adapting to a new environment and trying to solve crimes and shit
its chewy and sour
you'd definitely be a part of nurgles army stink
I love 4 because Teddies awesome and it plays like a sitcom sometimes
almond milk
Be a guardsman (dead)
but every entry is about growing as a person over the in game year you play. persona 3 is one of like 3 games to make me cry
almond milk does not clump like that
have you had red lentil tofu thats expired?
I’ve had Red Bull
incorrect
expired almond milk can curdle
Can
ive seen it
Mine are hawthornes.
how the hell
They have laces and zipper
my bf drinks almond milk
spy?
But the the laces stay done, pure aesthertic
yes
really?
we forgot about it and im a forgetful man
huh
Solid choice
yes to you as well
me too
Does he milk the almonds himself?
he actually makes milk from chickpeas
RAHHHHHHH!!
he uses the aquifer for cooking
Ring Boy
gigantic nerd
Chickpea milk looks creamy to a perhaps non-milk-like degree but idk if that's just the images I'm seeing
hmmm not really
it depends on what you add
its really good in western/south asian cooking and teas
5th row of images has a cursed AI-generated image 
stink are you a hot or cold water guy
wdym
do you drink water hot or cold
hot
cold
Thanks image search results! This is what I was looking for!
my uncle told me when i was a boy that hot water was good for digestion and i just retained that misinformation
I love ai images
Google needs an option to like filter out ai images
bro wtf kinda vore stuff is that lmao
nice to eat you :]
what are your thoughts on the current economic crisis currently happening in Los Santos
it's the cart titan
I think it’s terrible Ammu-Nation now charges over 250k for a rifle
That's his thoughts
the local trout population will never recover
I think Los Santos customs needs to be investigated
They need to investigate all the criminals living in it
wait i answered now you answer
hot or cold?
Like the other day my friend saw a guy selling acid on a bicycle
criminals like lokiel
Cold water numbs the pain of being alive 
hot water fuels the flames of revolt
which game had worse inflation
feed the fires dude
ok boomer
RuneScape or Grand Theft Auto V?
i will never recover from this
I’d say RuneScape tbh
it's funny because it's true
mr stink cannot retort
RS3 ge prices vs OSRS
im not actually a boomer but i understand the sentiment
Xdn't
So you'd call the cops on a black man jogging?
Just some logs in RuneScape 3 are going for 1,862gp
no.
… they’re 93gp in old school RuneScape
😭
i dont play runescape
I only play old school
bro you were supposed to be doing your hw
i haven’t touched rs3 in forever
i dun it
oh wait
how do i get my own role
yeah deadline is due
they never knew i missed the deadline
did your group do their part?
sharkboy was the one that failed the group ghoti
yea
I see

my friend said he saw a nocturnal flying mammal defecate in a French River
I told him thats bat shit in Seine
Well it could have been a wolf
epic embed fail
Flying squirrels are quite common in france
Another epic fail
I have no perms and I must post
"Epic fail" lol so random lol hahaha
🫵 HA
k going to sleep now

how the fuck
back to back suicide missions is getting tiring
having intrusive thoughts as a mechanic is probably the most fun I've had in an RPG for a while now
Make up the treasured memories you expect the sane to feel
is this bg3
yes lmao
damn the graphics
haven’t played
do it
been meaning to play bg1-3
broke high school student
and the game is like huge in gigabytes
Chat rate the basement of my base 
my ssd can’t do allat
and my hdd would take years to load it
doesn’t it finally have an console port tho
like to ps5 and series x
I aint keen on playing this on an HDD
I have a series x
Nah, this shits inexcusable
I don't care what game someone's tryna make, anything over like 40 gig is too much
I aint defending the file size
am saying not wanting to get the game cause its huge is fair
incase you get the wrong idea lol
Where can I change starter kit items for single player? File location...

Does shooting the targets give XP for aiming or it's just a cosmetic?
cosmetic im sure
Prob just cosmetic
Either way it looks awesome
There should be a, build ur own starter kit
?
I read. I just don't see that setting. Only setting to enable a starter kit
I said there should be
is multiplayer enabled yet?
I was whinging
No multi yet
bugger
U can go back to 41 still for multi tho
2/10 unrealistic, targets don't shoot back.
So, theorettically graphene could make a effective chain from a moon base to earth, for like an elevator or whatever
But i feel like they failed to consider that spaghetti would work as wel
And i lack the scientific community respect to tell them to consider it
load it
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!avatar
hi spiffo
Hello
say hi back you dick >:(
He doesnt love yoy
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Dude i would eat at Spiffo’s all the time
What an asshole…
I no longer look up to Spiffo
You what and he WHATS
We're not the same
Stop eating spiffo out
i can say something rn
We do what me must to be acknowledged by spiffo
but I ain’t saying shit
spiffo will NOT do you bro
Too late
the glazing is crazy
we got some d1 glazing
We been on the downlow for years
it's true tho
does he taste as good as his food
that’s what I was gonna say
its so hard being loved by everyone
Idk what his food tastes like
i remembered ❤️
Just his ass
😔 im so popular everyone wants me fr
does it taste good
😭
d1 glazer
such a glazer bro knows what his ass taste like wild
does it
I'm 20 but I feel like I'm 90 i don't understand what this is
I feel like I'm decaying
he said he eats spiffos ass and I wanna know if it’s as good as his food
i give up
Wait some more
Homie really wants to know what spiffos ass would taste like lol
What a fuckin weirdo
this server is full of gooners
YOU MADE ME IMAGINE IT
I WANT IT OUT OF MY HEAD
Nah
BUT I GOT TO KNOW
ok plungie
Doesn’t ur ass die or some shit
Ur just voyagering it up
haven’t played rdr2 since it came out
Use dumb people words
Smarty pants
nah
Bet you peek through the window wile ur parents are goin at it
I love trailer park boys
Jesus Christ it’s so hot out
Such an amazing show
how what huh
Went out to get groceries and the second I got inside I had to strip naked
Kinda flopped in the later seasons
Fucking boiling
my mom and dad are split

I’m not American bro
So you dont get to see it very often
It’s summer here
nah split when i was a little kid
Reverse seasons
i want spring
Bro ye, its like 40c
I love the winter
spring good
Like there was sweat running down my back I swear
Although not a huge fan of snow cuz driving in it is annoying
Can you please just tell me
i know i do too but the winters gone on long enough
I just want answers
i'm getting sad
Literally went full nude in like under 5 seconds
The people need to know
So u can only picture it then, or on the rare occasion when they get back together for a few weeks
Actual speedran that shit I couldn’t take it anymore
I need to know does it taste good or nah
at home right
Ofc not
Yeah when I got home
ok
good ending🙂
go goon
Good
i don’t goon
liar
i got a boyfriend so I don’t goon
liar 2x
Squirtle got a boyfriend?
bro
Yeh, whats his name and adress
gooning co-op

okay ill stop

And social security number
What’s his social security number
kill me now
Aww u beat me
i like
What’s his mothers maiden name
whats his molecular form
lead the like squirtle squad
What the name of his first pet
what is the name of his first school
what the fuck kind of questions are these
Who was his childhood best friend
😭
I bet it's ditto
What is the name of his first pet
whats your bf favourite memory
can’t be a gay Pokemon in 2025
It's a ditto disguised as a squirtle
Questions for identity theft smh
welcome to Team Rocket’s Kanto 😭
Where did go the first time they went overseas
does everyone have a boyfriend here???
what grade did he get on his math exam in 2009
Not me
No im not gay
i do because im “one of those”
L
I like women
that’s me
Somone pull up the "hop on project zomboid" gif cus apparently it's true
I don’t like women
thats me too
Lol what a fuckin loser



