#general_chat
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I was talking about the katana so I don't know how we ended up here.
I am only Pungr becs no talk
jfc
HAHAHAHHAH ok gg
skrrt
weebstick is great
what a wonderful day to forsee the future
im an old man
no you didnt crit (I saw it in my dreams)
dont expect me to catch the jokes
I cast infant brain on Stinkname Snakeass
and i havent slept yet
skrrt skrrt
technically speaking, the first ever idea of Robots were golems
blubs in his 30s 😭 🙏
blubs?
which I don't think came from Japan
like blud
yes but like all of one specific type of robot from Japan
but
If you get what i mean
blub
Listen to Stinkname Snakeass he know exactly where to put Problems as he says:" DON'T POST MEMES IN GENERAL!!!POST MEMES IN MEMES"
it was a example of u in other servers
i dont know you
Balls are warning
nice chat bro
im joining a gmod server for the first time 
Did you know that most games containing crowbars will shrink down their size for convenience but will not actually have a correct naming for them? In Half-life the size of the crowbar is around 2 feet or around 60cm but that is about 3-4 feet or an average of 106.5cm off of the real size of true crowbars which are around 5-6 feet. The crowbar from Half-Life is more of a Jemmy Bar than a crowbar due to its similar size and appearance.
im going to hit you with a jemmybar
why is it called a crowbar if its neither crow nor bar
SMart
it is a bar tho
Yeah
in french it's called "deer's leg"
It is but it IS WRONG
lmao
a metal bar
yes its WRONG
JEMMYBAR IS 1 HANDED!!!
im giving a new name
zee is just mad they're stuck at the party
Grrrr
theres different types of bars
Hi Guys, I am facing a problem with my server where two specific players having trouble to connect, server not responding etc, but others can, anyone knows a fix for this?
lets see it looks like the thingie on a hammer...
curved bar
and A crowbar is lARGE
crowbars are also referred to as pry bars
gordan freeman
im calling it a NAILBAR
JEMMYBAR
is official
naiiiiiiilll guuun
who
gordan
Zeerol
echo
they're waiting for you gordon
in the sex chamber
I smell necesse later
its a half life joke
In the sex chamber
i look away for FIVE MINUTES
YOu HEARD HIM
What on earth
FIVE MINUTES
i wanna go home 
the sixth chamber sir
IN THE SEX CHAMBER WHERE ALL THE JEMMY BARS ARE
wanna go ?
Imagine not being home 
on my own or
wut ?
can a goober not stay at home and play nikki
unforeseen consequence
bro just hop on dms tf
?
Jemny bar
why is youtube recommending me execution videos
thats horrible
i keep getting that video too
about 11 sir
i might be
the algorithm is catered to you, sir
what the figma
Dude I got recommended a video of a guy playing Skyrim with a Vibrtr up his ass
will that get me warned
ghoti are you quoting life of brian

Probably
do vampires afraid of all crosses or is it just church ones
GULP
Enough gen chat for today
bro
what the fuck
No, it's been years since I've seen it though
IDK WHY
plunger discourse
I WATCH 1 SKYRIM VIDEO
Bryan was kinda ehh for me
AND THE NEXT DAY
IT COMES IN MY RECOMMENDED
No joke
Is this real?!
nothing is real
yes ive gotten the video too
why do you want to know only 👀
I would honestly rather a Execution video than that skyrim video
What?! Where?
youtube
earth
I’m curious…
ffs
apparently
wat is goin on
im pretty sure its more talking about the audio than the actual audio i dont remember
They don’t delete those kind of videos? Ss
you watch 1 skyrim video and u get recommended a video of a guy playing it with that inside of him... Never watching anything new ever again.
its not gore, and it doesn't really break guidelines
i get summoned for malenia
host waves and so do i
we buff
we go in and start fighting
host dies to waterfowl
i am sad 😦
how's your wine btw only. Worth the wait?
if anything it gets passed off for educational purposes
Twinkle app has lots of gore!!! Mafia videos dcscary! Real footage. 😱😱😱
im getting videos of people explaining cartel vids 💀
least im not getting bypassed videos
twinkle twinkle little star
i get the impression only is very easily scared
or not yet desensitized to the internet
I am only plunger bcs I never talk
It’s good i finishe done glass alreawdy!
i am not easily scared unless my life is in danger
i get nervous very easily tho
ewww plunger
i can tell
understandable mate
hey what screamers got you guys from before?
too much?
tbh its 'normal' to be scared of shit like that but i think im just used to the internet being gross
mine was ghost car
Ket’s drink missplums
eat people
go home ur drunk
Trust me
alcohol would probably destroy missplum's system
Ketamine
I regret i didnm t drink this earlier. It’s actually good
for various reasons i can confirm
ok 14 yo
Don't tend to see you in gen chat only. Especially this long. How you enjoying your stay?
is there a nutritionally valuable alcohol
that was such bad you said i didnt even get to read the second word
IF WE JUST TURNED TO CANNIBALISM WORLD HUNGER WOULD BE SOLVED
guys, is it normal to be very wary of strangers
yeah
yes
yes
right?
please stop watching joker edits and finish your homework
case in point, balls
yes?
Bro i aint its just a good thought is it not?
Im very wary of everyone
low effort troll
has the joker ever eaten someone?
TAKE THIS HOLLOW PURPLE N-
Man I can’t even bring myself to pretend this was funny
Up your game my guy
eat bus right now
I’m find! 🍻 but it’s embarrassing me. I’ll comeb ack again tomorrow. Goodnight for now guys. 🫂
🚌
rest well only
night
lmao are you actually drunk
🚌🚌🚌
Yeah what if my best friend just throws a purple at me
she escaped
i dont think he has
yeah didnt think so
i would also throw a fucking alzuris blue at you
Mfs like you are why plungers get a bad rep 💀
I drank missplums
yall are just too smart for me to have any good shit to say
The fuck is that gif
do you want to hear a joke
Go on
im already dehydrated pls
typo detected
Bro i just never interact inside this server
God I hate AI
murrrayyyy
That makes me feel uneasy
wait i cant typwe while cryuin
Minor spelling error
ok heres the joke
Like this is the first time I think in half a year i have said anything
You’re done bud
why are you crying
Why bro cryin
im laughing
why are you laughing
whats wrong stinkname
Degen_chat at its finest
Why is bro crying laughing
insert moist critikal AI jumpscare
stinkname is the homie fr, he a real one despite being double my age
laughing at your own joke is low class
hell yeah
im a low class man
Me reading gen chat shitting itself for the 8th time
what joke
Okay then SAY THE JOKE
oh
hes never going to get the joke out is2g lmao
If it’s ass we’re gonna stick you on an open flame and roast slowly for 3 hours
my friend wanted me to run some moonshine in decorative bottles out of state for him, but I'm wary...
||that's pretty whiskey business.||
DOnt let him talk
Alright I’m gonna toast you over a campfire
oh, come on, really?
Do not cook again
stinkname’s losing it again

i am

What have I missed
i cant breathe
command word come
stinkname lost the mandate of heaven
i expected better from u
get out
GET OUT

NEVER cook again
you got zee shittin
disappointing people is my only skill
Same
idk i like repeating funny things i hear in youtube videos
that sounds like a german person saying "the kitten" in english
competitive shidding
Schizophrenia
and here comes the emotional manipulation
spessman
emotional manipulation! my favourite character!
I miss our semi serous conversations stink
indeed
im still stuck here
im not mentally aware enough to have one tonight however
Is this space station 13
maybe tomorrow ghoti
14
Warned are by balls
Not asking
spessman14
Yes
I'll keep it in mind though

theres a reddit for this
we did not need to know this
theres a subreddit for everything
when
Like 2010 maybe
honestly used to be WORSE dood
before my time
rahhhhh
theres villains back then
oyasumi ooooyasumi
wut
Oh naw not that song
my time? the song?
Heeeell naaaaaa
punpun
gn chat
ZEEROL NO
NOOOOO
PLEASENO
NOOOHOHOHOHO
zee

whats punpun
why am i the bad guy when zee does this

wut
depression in manga form
Very good manga,i do not recommend
is it girls last tour levels of depression?
Does the world end?
what about co op shitting
Its one of my favorites,but i genuinely do not recommend
for some people yeah
competitive shitting
there’s a lot of uh
ooo
sensitive topics covered
competitive shitting for ss14 when
that looks like a coffin
well its where your food goes to die zee
can we not discuss this pls i just ate
Who else to discuss those with
If not with random people you'll likely never meet
dude i meant the toilet thing
what food did you eat
Oh bruh that's fucked
mac and cheese
lets talk about the metaphorical concept of 'thing'
Yeah skip it
??????
what is a thing
did you add anything specal to it
im sorry i cant fucking SPEAK
no
a miserable pile of atoms
I AM AWARE
bruh didn't even add Strachan sauce
(Me)
why are you yelling
why not
ur a miserable pile of secrets
its loud
Okay true
ik
why us my gmod doing this
castlevania reference
and 99.9% of theae secrets are going to the grave with me
why us
Nyehehehehehehehrhehrehherhehehe
You'd have to point to me on how this is a noteworthy topic. The conversation ends for me by explaining a "thing" is an object or concept that exists and/or be conceptualized
we need to declare like
an annual pz gen chat regulars voice call
we're in this together
make it a holiday
hell no
some of us do that almost everyday
i hate calls 😡
is quite shrimple really
yeah well some of us don’t have social lives
former regulars are in their own serbers now
(me)
i cant really articulate my thoughts on this well enough now
i hate it when im talking to someone and suddenly they jumpscare me with a call that i have to pretend im not there and missed the call
im interested specifically as to how the vagueness of the word 'thing' is given meaning in different contexts
i prefer group vcs tbh
and how that same...phenomenon? is used in many other languages
im less obliged to talk
the phrase "do the thing" is very endearing to me for that reason
feeling apart of it while not actually saying anything
Perhaps. But something must fill the function of the word to somehow communicate/articulate the idea of a thing. And humans as similar as we are do human things. Comminality is not surprising
yessir
then everyone leaves except you and some other guy/the host and there's just awkward silence
I can respect that. But I guess I don't really have much to say about it
my longtime fren grup is tryna bring back our game nights
How many ways can you skin a cat?
when im required to have a 1 on 1 with someone via vc i just flip out
🤔
god this server's loading screen's jokes SUCK!
hire a damn comedian for your loading screen dammit
gosh darn it
dang gummit
Ive had one too many people fall asleep on me in le vc
im gonna hire like
a group of actors to vc with
what if someone started choking in vc
Creepcast vc
youre both eating glizzies and one of them starts choking...what do you do 
nah theyd just be an actor cuz they’d act out being friends
snapcube
:think
GUH
emote fail
"whoever chokes to death first is gay"
haha
...

thats not going to work for me mate
lmao
Same
youre just asking me to die
alright
imagine having no gag reflex
that’d be cool
whoever chokes to death first is straight
imagine being able to like every single food out there
Thsts wild
you know
choking is prolly the worst way i wanna go
she knows
is it a nsfw joke
im just leaving the threat of me saying something here
Having no gag reflex can help actually
say it.
burning to death
u could train ur gag reflex right
More than one way to do that
so many horrible ways to die idk which is the worst
yeah thats what people like sword swallowers do
this is fucking funny
no i mean
like imagine this
i imagine burning is probably the worst though
ur eatin churros right
churros
in a more "natural" sense
and then u choke to death
mmmm
cheetos
starving to death is pretty bad
no
kinda silly to go out like that
"erm, i think that choking on my double cheese pizza would be so bad yknow 🤓 "
"what if you burned to death...
"
oh worst way to go in embarrassment terms
if im gonna die id rather die fighting 700 people
I've almost choked to death once
i would say thats very normal
i think you'd die very fast
i wonder if these are the types of conversations sims have when they get a player who puts them in an experiment
a normal way to go
we're in a narrow hallway
NO I DONT WANT THAT
suffocation
1 person wide hallway
CHOKING TO DEATH? NO I WANNA DIE A HERO
700 people all lined up
imagine getting crushed by 700 people in a hallway
10 TIMES AT LEAST
Hey what if you got hit by a fuckin nuke amirite fellas 
you shall die by getting a small cut infected by a rabid animal you tried to pet 🔥
hmm imagine eating a mattress
why
that what im thinking
Honestly youd be fucken erased in a moment so it woukdnt be THAT bad
what if you contracted a chronic illness that slowly kills you and theres no cure...every day youll have to look in your loved ones eyes and see their desperation and fear that your next goodbye will be the last
dementia
indeed
cancer
Ok yeah thats defo worse
rabies
eatin pudding 
puddin deez nuts in his mouth
gottem'
who is he
no one's mentioned getting mauled to death by an animal
my bf
i heard fire was very painful
thats pretty painful I hear
where do i get one
at the store
whats worse, being eaten alive by a swarm of rats or by a bear
rats
ok
rats
depends on the bear
Somewhere...
a swarm of bears
actually the first one reminds me of that one re:zero scene
where do i get someone who gives all their clams to me
why clams
clam yo
Am p aure zeerol means monis
that one is too good for this chat
clam?
i HATE shrimp
do you personally despise every shrimp
yes
i might be allergic
im not shrimp
weakling

sun
so...if im allergic to pollen then i should hate plants
zeeareyoushrimpyesorno
I'll give you everything i have
(i have zero clams)
absolutely
Whyyoutypinglikethis
the sun is a deadly laser
specifically the ones with flowers
Isyourspacebarbroken
ded to me
because
imagine being allergic to plant.... you know
plant
No, I'm just a humble man from another side of the planet
imagine allergies
sometimesidreamaboutlosingeverythingandbeingchasedintothevoidandiwakeuppanickedithinkimgoingthrusmth
Damn
sometimesidreamaboutcheese...
i hate cheese
Got real
whats chasing you
i dont know
taxes
not anymore, theres a blanket
why are you running
and then im just being chased by something and i just have this need to run
The usual nightmare I have is about losing teeth. But the meaning behind that is obvious for me
Aging?
I see
and i thought i was dead then i got woken up and had a really weird day
Happens
Lies
lies
whys it taking me hours to join this gmod server
this directed at me?
dreams_chat
my dreams are like
I don't really dream
an lsd trip
Dreams are for the weak anyways
...
guess ill just cry
Yes
i had a dream that i killed someone and had to run away
i don't remember the face or why
youre preparing
no. I have a history of poor dental hygiene
for the reality
what
uh....same
Oh shit same

why are yall murderers in ur dreams
youre brain is telling you to get yourself ready
I used to dream a lot - now my schedule is sleeping from 2am to about 7am every day, so the last dream i had was like a month ago maybe.
Probably had dreams after that but the kind you don't remember after waking up.
yee
but instead of running away i disposed of it 💀
ive never dreamt about directly killing someone
i only remember that i wanted to do it, it was either a knife or a hammer i used
preparing for the real zomboid
anger
those are the worst
my dreams mostly surround people i like
i have a lot of dreams where i kill people but i think its unresolved anger 
Am currently trying to improve on that front aswell
ill ask my therapist about it
I remember a dream i had as a kid where i was buried alive in fresh asphalt under a highway
whatever you can mate
I was weird
was the asphalt warm
mmm warm
Kind of
I felt very little besides horror so i don't really know
i also had a dream that i was in a zombie apocolypse in my hometown, i remember having to kill the neighbours reanimated corpses
and that i kinda felt bad about it
I had a dream once where I was dropped into a war zone and we were fighting giant insectoids. I woke up and had this stonf feeling to go back to my commrads fighting. But of course knowing they didn't exist. So I had to sit on it for a while
ive had that exact dream
holy shit
these are really cool dreams
valid
I remember a couple where i was surviving on the roof of my apt complex dying light style
They are but they aren't happy dreams for me. Even the happy dreams I have try to correct the mistakes I've made in the past
i understand
Bro
i keep dreaming of drowning
i remember when i was young and had a crush on this boy in my class, i dreamt of chasing him through this weird alleyway that was huge and resembled shelves with all manner of things on them
it was very alice in wonderlandy
rad
close and reopen the app
i have this one dream i can never forget that felt like it was before my birth 💀
i was strapped to a table and my sister was too on the other side of the room next to me, and there were hordes of probably zombies outside this little shack we were in.
soon later one came in, was all muscular and seemed intelligent, approached me , and i used a chainsaw on him.
while strapped to the table
some of my favourite dreams involve people i look up to or wanna be like
i remember a while back i had one where i joined a band i’d been watching a lot of
and it was like having brothers
it was nice
do u have brothers
Anyone ever have a normal dream. Like it was just a normal boring day but you happened to be dreaming?
no, i have two sisters
o
I've also had a dream, again involving a zombie apocalype, and barney from half life 1 was outside my house
although most my dreams involve dogs and others hospitals
i’ve had those but for some reason im always naked
lmao
and like
tht dream was really crazy but its too long so im not going to talk much about it
nobody cared??
Yeah,then like 3 days later that same thing from the dream happened
did you ever care?
yeah sometimes
yeah
there was the one dream where i lived life, got a girlfriend, married, then woke up
ugh i hate these
Same
real
I've never fallen in love with an imaginary person before until that dream 😭
i have
oh
i often write messages and forget several words that i was thinking
i think ive had several dreams involving you guys
bruh everywhere I see him 😭
Theyre not imsginsry in my case and it only makes it far worse 
i dont remember them but im almost certain some members of this server have shown up
thats amazing imagination for people you mostly only see the pfps of
yeah i know
the only one i really somewhat remember was the one i had with jaime in it
where he turned out to be a con artist who really wanted me dead
Stink I've mentioned him before in passing
why would dream jaime do this 
idk
like in the dream i still liked him
even tho i knew he wanted me dead
like
really bad
should i pry or not
it was very strange and kind of worrying
Too many eyes
and you don't discuss this with acquaintances
AND ITS GO BOYS GO THEYLL TIME YOUR EVERY BREATH
yknow i used to be obsessed with harley quinn when i was in my mid teens and now i sorta see why
or stangers
It's almost like we went though like consuming different media
acceptable civilian casualties
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YEESH DUDE
thats a crazy double down
Asinine Umpouls
nyoom
what flavor autism
tired man hours
do you have any wise words fartass
eepy bby
critical pedagogy
eepy

okay that makes sense
lil guy
i wont be calling you a baby either
good
lil guy is fine
goof
no
gooooof
how do you want me to refer to you
that would feel weird
second virus of the year woohooo
valid
Pal
pal 🤝
this shit is so ass istg
nemesis
literally
im ok with this
hey how r u
Mr president a second virus has hit the immune system
Anenemystand
user
you like that word I assume
it reminds me of that scene from finding nemo so yes i do
10/10 cinema
peak naming
It’s only cmv tho
Decent how are you
i feel horrible as usual
I've dropped hints of my lore throughout the chat over the past few months
I will be quizing you all
what if we joined later on in the season
I see
I got the evil virus that invades my evil burns


it’s evil btw
you have so little chat
I got more
5k is decent
oh wow not shit
Show mine 
ai slop vs high production videos
god im bored
hi bored
hi
Are you not entertained?
Is that not why you are here?
i need
many things
if youre not gayming + on discord + reading + watching tiktok + watching youtube + taking a shit then are you even happy
it was a gladiator reference
leave me be ghoti im not very smart
Dang
ur not impressing my stream
so close yet so far... almost home
Ooooh good one
gladiator was a great movie
just go home smh
it wasnt
eeeeeeee
why
name 1 good reason
shoot
cause i dont wanna argue
nah I wanna know

no argument
i dont believe you discordian
you have so little faith
i have no faith
i will say the basic premise of all my critique is that im tired of movies like it
but its much more objective than that
it doesnt though 
Good enough to be enjoyable. And isn't like marvel slop
its pre marvel slop slop
im only watching ancient greek/roman shit if it at least somewhat cares about the history now
"cause i dont wanna argue"
argues
i love undermine slopper
Passionate about being wrong is kinda cringe
They call me Outie…
am i ass man now
ass?
grrrgl
snakeass
snakes don’t have asses
where the fuxk does everyone get snake from
they do
i am snake man
how
mobile discord cut it off me me
I thought they were js made of sausage
haha Uranus
ive said this previously
I miss my old name
water
None of u will ever know
I don’t need water it needs me
cool down
how
water
my immune system is working out
im gonna do it
im gonna stay up tonight
k
waow

when necesse
it’s just like pz!!
i might rebuild the town to make it a bit nicer
off camera building
we need to make a planned city
make me a mansion by the ocean


you get a 4x4 house

welcum bacc

need me an arcanum
what’s an arcanum
arcanum deez
i am in desperate need
i like my jokes mouldy bruh
Need of wut
@neon bramble MD hard mode 5th is kicking my ass hard
something to talk about
use bleed
Hm
i genuinly cant even win clashes
like even if i max my units to lvl 50 it wont do much
i think i may have mischosen my gifts
what gifts
ego gifts
i literally cannot think of something to talk about
:
yes lol
Likely
ok lmao
the game use some freudian terms huh
game seems to want us to use the fusion EGO gifts
there a superego or nah








