general_chat

[worldly forum]

fuck that

i’m tired of that stupid paper thing

STOP THIS MADNESS

[onyx igloo]

we should have an immortal guy logging what he sees as he floats through space

[worldly forum]

it’s just such a silly trope

[fair turtle]

its one of the best ways to explain it tho

[restive pollen]

Fucking wild too, there’s an additional theory that they could eventually invert to become new universes but that’s also the reason why, while I like them, I don’t necessarily believe

[worldly forum]

i know i know i still hate it

FUCK YOU TIME CRYSTALS

[fair turtle]

ok

[frosty tulip]

they should explain it by the scientist punching the main character in the face

that's the wormhole explanation

[restive pollen]

Black holes are a lot more grounded of an idea, while gravistars require more theoretical, not yet proven mechanics (although they are reliable ones)

[plucky crag]

I love absolutely insane theories tbh

[worldly forum]

quantum physics YIPPEE

[onyx igloo]

when i look in the mirror
all i see is the gold fish mascot

😨

[plucky crag]

I just wish our eyes could let us see stars in all colours

[restive pollen]

I hate string theory because it’s probably not true, but at the same time

[plucky crag]

A purple star would go so hard

[restive pollen]

OMFG ITS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL THEORY

[fair turtle]

we are unable to do this as of now

sorry

[restive pollen]

LIKE SERIOUSLT READ IT

[plucky crag]

I know

It's physically impossible

[restive pollen]

it would be so satisfying if it was real

[fair turtle]

can u explain it to me really quickly as if i was 5

pls

[worldly forum]

give me more eye cones i need to see the colors

[plucky crag]

The human eye doesn't work that way and stars shine depending on their temperature, so they mix colours

[worldly forum]

PLEASE

[plucky crag]

So an orange star is simultaneously yellow and red

[worldly forum]

irs giving the color in the well -lovecraft

[plucky crag]

The human eye can only see primary colours, every other colour is inferred through the brain, not optic nerves

We have far far more nerves that see black and white

[onyx igloo]

OW

I HIT MY HEAD

OWWW

[fair turtle]

is every color just a mix of red white and blue

[restive pollen]

Imagine a circular string floating in space, and you twang it like a guitar string, and a wave of motion moves along it, but becuase it’s a circular steing it connects to itself and that twang you did cancels out

[plucky crag]

I think it's like, red green blue white

but we cannot see a green star as the colour is mixed in with something else

[fair turtle]

that was hot

i love that

[restive pollen]

But if you can twang that string just right, the waves won’t cancel out and the vibration will go on forever

These are particles

[onyx igloo]

my thinking capacity is down 20 percent

[worldly forum]

idc string theory is real

[restive pollen]

The impermanent vibrations are the temporary virtual particles while the permanent ones are the particles we know, and there are a ton of different ways to make a permanent vibration

[plucky crag]

For a star to be green/purple any non primary colour, it would have to exclusively emit light of that colour, which simply doesn't happen

[restive pollen]

Each different vibration is a different particle

[worldly forum]

JAMES WEBB TELESCOPE LEGO SET NEOWWW

[polar kernel]

nerd

give me more star wars

[worldly forum]

i already have the hubble. it came with my space shuttle set

[onyx igloo]

where trabant 601 lego set

[restive pollen]

It also meant that there would be something called supersymmetry, because you could do the opposite of any vibration (every time the string moves up in the vibration it goes down, and down goes up)

[polar kernel]

i like to hold my lego star wars sets and move them around in the air and go SHWWOOOOOOOMCPWW PEW PEW PEW PEW SWHOOOOOOOOM

[restive pollen]

This explains antimatter which is matter identical to normal matter but opposite

It simultaneously would explain a fuck ton of things, and would mean a lot of cool stuff, like there would be a bunch more potential particles

[narrow bear]

Aye chat yall cook??

[polar kernel]

YES

i love cooking

[narrow bear]

Ttying an airfryer and the chicken a bit rubbery

Lookin pale too

[polar kernel]

househusband of the year

[restive pollen]

Bro already left before I could finish my explanation 😭

[ruby river]

does sticking hot dogs in the microwave count

[polar kernel]

well what did you do with the chicken

[narrow bear]

Ask cool chip

[polar kernel]

like

[worldly forum]

i hate making decisions

[polar kernel]

did you batter it at all

[narrow bear]

Airfryer 300oC

[ruby river]

Air fryers don't do large food well

I only put small things like fish sticks, chicken nuggets, and french fries in there

[narrow bear]

30 mins

[polar kernel]

or is it just raw fucking chicken into an airfryer

cause thats diabolical

[restive pollen]

I wish it was… 😔

[narrow bear]

I...

Made a mistake

[restive pollen]

It’d be so fucking cool

[narrow bear]

I ate an entire breast worth chiken tendies

[little night]

What

[polar kernel]

i like to make chicken in the airfryer by battering and crumbing it first, fry it in oil like normal, take it out like 3 mins before its done, roll it AGAIN in seasoning, then air fry that bih till its done

[narrow bear]

Slice up an entire chicken breastto make tendies

[little night]

Oh

[polar kernel]

it makes it way more crispy and less oily

[little night]

So it's just a chicken breast

[narrow bear]

Yeh but sliced

[little night]

I need a baptizing

[upbeat pine]

[little night]

[onyx igloo]

buffalo chicken

good

[polar kernel]

ok so u put sliced chicken into an air fryer at 300c

[little night]

But so many buffalos die

[polar kernel]

and for how long

[onyx igloo]

ok

[polar kernel]

how long is an important question

[narrow bear]

30 minuted

[upbeat pine]

Nu uh Korean spicy sauce chicken

[onyx igloo]

man i don't got that fancy stuff

[upbeat pine]

[little night]

McDonald's chicken nuggets

[polar kernel]

i fear you may have overcooked the living fuck out of that chicken

[onyx igloo]

chicken liquid

[upbeat pine]

[little night]

My family only gets the most processed of the processed

[polar kernel]

im shocked it wasnt entirely atomized

[narrow bear]

BITCH IT LOOKS PALER THAN I DO

[polar kernel]

30 minutes at 300c for SLICED chicken is insane

[polar kernel]

done cooked all the flavor and color right out of it 😭

[neon bramble]

thats charcoal

[narrow bear]

I WAS HUNGRY 😭😭😭

[little night]

I'd eat charcoal chicken

[onyx igloo]

me staring at the chicken i tried thawing
(i accidently cooked it in the microwave a bit and it smells like farts)

[little night]

Sounds exotic

[neon bramble]

if youre hungry why cook it for 30 minutes

just pan fry it

[little night]

Or eat it raw

[neon bramble]

probably faster for SLICED chicken

[ruby river]

you probably put it in there too long

[narrow bear]

I dont like the oil flyinh at me ar mach5

[little night]

How much oil do you use

[onyx igloo]

scare the oil away

[narrow bear]

LISTEN ID RATHER DO CARDIO FOR AN HOURN THAN CRY CHICKEN

[onyx igloo]

go BOO!!

[little night]

Okay

Do it

Rn

[narrow bear]

Idk quarter of the pot

[polar kernel]

u dont need to FRY the chicken

[neon bramble]

wuh

[polar kernel]

like IN OIL

[narrow bear]

Nah like deepnfrying it

I DONT COOK OK

[polar kernel]

maybe a little olive oil so it doesnt stick but other than that

[little night]

What's the difference between fried and deepfried

[narrow bear]

Yall need a cooking tutorial class here

[polar kernel]

idk im chefpilled and gourmandmaxxing

[little night]

You're the one overcooking chicken

[neon bramble]

ya'll need home economics back in school

[narrow bear]

WE ONLY DO WOODWORKING HERE

[polar kernel]

@worldly forum YEAH I KNOW BIG WORDS LIKE GOURMAND WHAT ABOUT IT

[narrow bear]

The fuck am i gonna do with woodworking.

[worldly forum]

[polar kernel]

sorry i just feel the need to prove i have some level of intelligence

[narrow bear]

I WANTED TO COOK.

[little night]

Learn how to saw your chicken for texture

[onyx igloo]

use curry and paprika on chicken
place little circle of oil in pan
then cook until it looks like brown crispy ness
and smell good
and then add bbq and eat

shredding is optional

on toast is gud

[little night]

Ground chicken sounds good

[polar kernel]

paprika on chicken is so peak

[narrow bear]

Turn itninto a burger too

Ugh

[polar kernel]

the way it was intended

[little night]

What

No

[onyx igloo]

add a little curry powder is good

[little night]

Don't turn it into a burger that's what chicken patties are for

[thin wedge]

raw chicken

mmmm

[polar kernel]

i make stuff w ground chicken occasionally

i REFUSE to eat any chicken i dont make tho

i REFUSE

[little night]

Then why make it

[neon bramble]

did someone hurt you with raw chicken

[polar kernel]

multiple times yes

[narrow bear]

Ffs i got half a breast to go

[onyx igloo]

have you guys ever eaten chicken gyro

[polar kernel]

so im incredibly particular

[onyx igloo]

is good

[narrow bear]

CURSE YOU PHILIPPINE EDUCATION SYSTEMMMMMM

[little night]

Gyros are always good

[narrow bear]

Its like eating a damn tire

[little night]

No it isn't

It's great

[neon bramble]

them trendy restaurants ran by people who dont know how to cook

[little night]

Best wrap food

🥙

[onyx igloo]

my mom uses like italian dressing and put it on chicken and you grill
and thennnn you put tomato and raw onion on de flatbread

flatbread is garlic yum yum

[little night]

Even the emoji looks tasty

[neon bramble]

new steak place and the it looks like its gonna moo at me

[onyx igloo]

could you rephrase that i no understand

[neon bramble]

its raw

[little night]

I understood

He ate an it department

[narrow bear]

Did someonensay

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/ramsay-raw-gif-13771788

[narrow bear]

Gyro is mid???

[little night]

You did

[onyx igloo]

no

nobody did

[little night]

You said its like eating a tire

[onyx igloo]

we all say gyro god

pho is good too

[narrow bear]

NO I SAID the chicken breast i cooked is like eating a tire

[onyx igloo]

i like pho

then cook better

[little night]

Why do you know what eating tire is like

[narrow bear]

IM TRYING

[onyx igloo]

read cookbook

[narrow bear]

Where the irl skillbooks when you need it

[little night]

I like pad thai

[little night]

Cookbooks

[onyx igloo]

the cooking department of your local grocer

[little night]

Youtube

[narrow bear]

Fuck it using the ace up my sleeve

Grandma.

[little night]

You'll have grandma make all of the food you eat?

[narrow bear]

Nono teach

[onyx igloo]

i have a grandma that makes me an asian cucumber salad

[little night]

Did you just call me teach

[onyx igloo]

is good

[little night]

My grandma does baking

Both of them

[narrow bear]

Does sound good

[onyx igloo]

i do the baking for my grandma

[little night]

By the boatload

It's an entire industry in both their houses

[onyx igloo]

shes diabetic so i try to make her some low sugar foods

i also will make her lunch when shes over

[little night]

They both own alot of property so they have a freezer room dedicated to storing baked goods

[onyx igloo]

i like your annoying orange pfp

thats a throwback to when i used to watch his gta v videos

buttman lmao

[little night]

Aw

[ruby river]

so close to being able to post images in general chat :(

[onyx igloo]

nop

[restive pollen]

My brother just came back and all of his fish are dead

And no I wasn’t nice about openly judging him, he couldn’t take care of his fish, and shocker, when he didn’t arrange for them to be taken care of, they all starved

Some people just shouldn’t have pets 🤷‍♀️

[worldly forum]

😔

soon.

SOON!!!

[thin wedge]

yep only 1 month of yapping left

[worldly forum]

YAPYAPYAPYAP

[polar kernel]

keep on yappin

[narrow rune]

keep on KILLING PEOPLE

RAHHHHH!!$

[restive pollen]

I don’t even know what this means

[ivory grail]

cool don't know what this is but cool

[narrow rune]

I know what this all means

[ivory grail]

me to fr fr

it uhhh a level system

[narrow rune]

I kill you

[ivory grail]

no I'm to ugly to dIEEEEE

[narrow rune]

too late

Check doorknob

[ivory grail]

why is it sweaty?

[narrow rune]

I covered it in oil

[ivory grail]

is it... baby oil?

[narrow rune]

No, olive oil

[ivory grail]

is that where my olive oil went

[narrow rune]

Yeah

All the doorknobs

[vital marten]

Hell let loose

Killed a guy who threw a grenade and the damn grenade landed on top of my gun - in my arms

[half kettle]

did it go boom

[vital marten]

ran forward screaming like a lunatic, it road on my arms for a few steps before landing in front of me, dove into a crater caused by artillery and barely survived

one of the most cinematic moments in my 300 hours playing HLL

[heady basin]

nyoom

[gritty drift]

wuzzle on this

[vague thicket]

can i b next

[polar kernel]

no i fear i could never harm u

JUST KIDDING id kill u with a rock if i ever had the chance

[vague thicket]

oh...

YIPPIE

[onyx igloo]

They killed me with a rock once

It hurt

[livid notch]

Huh strange

It's nice feeling if you ask me

[strange spruce]

Youd think getting bashed over the head with a rock would hurt

[lunar saddle]

Hows everyone doing tonight

[livid notch]

How about bashed over the balls with a rock

[strange spruce]

Yeouwch

[livid notch]

Mmmm...masochistic

[lunar saddle]

I can relate to that

[onyx igloo]

Not as bad as hitting your head on thin piece of wood on accident

[strange spruce]

Okay fair

[lunar saddle]

That’s what did my great grandpa in, true story

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stewert-rage-pissed-off-angry-gif-189652034235049225

i wll become lvl 20

[lunar saddle]

what happens at lvl 20

[wraith dust]

new role i think

i think i get katana role

not sure

[onyx igloo]

How I looked at the thing I hit my head on
(I'm tweaking)

[wraith dust]

i forgot what lvl roles b lmfao

[lunar saddle]

Not happy with your axe? (spoken with plunger role)

[wraith dust]

the grind never ends

[lunar saddle]

this grind not worth it I yap so much in here to no reward. It’s the plunger life 4 me

[onyx igloo]

Plungie

[lunar saddle]

What

[onyx igloo]

You plungie

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-sweet-hell-yes-pump-it-gif-2609956353695275627

[lunar saddle]

Ye and ur a hammer that’s only 1 step up from plunger and ftr plunger is better than hammer ngl

[onyx igloo]

Okay plungie

[lunar saddle]

-_-

[livid notch]

[onyx igloo]

Your such a plungie dude

[lunar saddle]

Speaking of plunger

I tried to flush a plastic bag today

don’t ask me why. It didn’t work

[onyx igloo]

you wanted to plunge you plungie

[lunar saddle]

no I didn’t have to I just pulled it out with pliers

my partner was not impressed

but it was quite funny

U had to be there hammer bro

[spare ingot]

youre such a sledgehammer

[half kettle]

haha

Heavy metal on Wooden stick

[onyx igloo]

Currently being a rare item in pz

Shark boy

[karmic jetty]

[onyx igloo]

glorp child

[spare ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/glorpflex-glorp-flex-flexing-cat-gif-237031439715906425

[half kettle]

Gogg aydd

[gritty drift]

[polar kernel]

good evening 🧛

[young kelp]

[icy vigil]

He's making a full recovery

[wraith dust]

GLORP my beloved

https://tenor.com/view/glorpleave-glorp-leave-cat-ufo-gif-18232033818824651195

[half kettle]

regeneration

[narrow bear]

JESUS CHRIST HOW MUCH MORE YAP DO I NEED

[karmic jetty]

im surrounded by strangers

guh just wanna go home

[velvet pebble]

Are you at work

[karmic jetty]

no

at my sisters house

celebrating my niece oldday

[narrow bear]

Ah thats awesome though

How old is your niece

[velvet pebble]

My condolences

[karmic jetty]

2

[narrow bear]

Dawww thats so cute

How long do you need to stay for though

Prescenceprolly means a lot to your sister

[karmic jetty]

from the looks of it im stuck here the rest of the evening

oh well fud is fud

[neat moat]

whats the food

[karmic jetty]

good question

i dunno

[neon flare]

I havent seen in the patch notes does plumbing crates and stuff work now after the patch

[neat moat]

very insiteful

[karmic jetty]

we havent start eatin yet so how would i know!!!

[neon flare]

[neat moat]

You were the one to mention food empty head

[karmic jetty]

yea and

im gonna EAT them

[neat moat]

do not eat your family

[karmic jetty]

wha

[neat moat]

I WORK FOR A LIVING YOU MOOOOORRROOOONNNN

[neat moat]

.

[karmic jetty]

YOU WENT FARTHER THAN YOU SHOULD HAVE

BUT YOU HAVENT MET FRANK HORRIGAN

[neat moat]

Total mutant annihilation

[velvet pebble]

Find an excuse and run away

[heady basin]

i am sweating like a pig and there’s zero reason for me to be

[narrow bear]

Send pics

[neat moat]

pigs don't sweat

[heady basin]

it’s an expression

[karmic jetty]

when pigs fly

[neat moat]

and the expression is wrong

[neat moat]

lapd helicopter

[heady basin]

if only i gave a shit

[devout wolf]

Damn I got a lot of yapping to do

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-gun-weapons-gif-11007384

[neat moat]

I have accepted my life as a hammer

[wraith dust]

I’ll be katana soon

8 more levels

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bread-cat-bread-funny-ciabatta-gif-22379820

[neat moat]

forever an axe

[cedar hornet]

what level is veteran again

[narrow bear]

Actually how do you know the rank numbers

[wraith dust]

I remember seeing a post

[copper spruce]

hi everyone , i want to know in which build i can play multiplayer , as we know build 42 unstable vrsn don't have multiplayer

[narrow bear]

41.78

[copper spruce]

Thank you .

[narrow bear]

What rank to lose the plunger

[wraith dust]

5

10 is axe

[wraith dust]

15 or 20 is katana

[neat moat]

!rank

[prime thorn]

Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid

[narrow bear]

Its a per messagw thing ive gathered

[neat moat]

This is taking too long

[karmic jetty]

BAHAHAHA

what does the pig say when acorn hits the ground

[narrow bear]

should i just spam 162 messages XD

161 now

160

[graceful dust]

congrats

[ocean breach]

purple, condolences to the lizard stuck in a grape because the windmill was hamburger

[graceful dust]

but theres like a timer for when they count

[half kettle]

1 minuate

[narrow bear]

DA,M

[graceful dust]

holy shit wait no im not doing gen chat today i just yawned so hard i couldnt see for a few seconds

bye

[ocean breach]

having to decide whether youre putting up with a chat is wild

😭

[frozen ember]

any of you get the nostalgia to play flash games here?

[velvet pebble]

Ya

I played them when i was maybe 10

Golden age

I'd write in search tab "racing games online" and played whatever i saw

[frozen ember]

do you know of any working websites for modern stuff

[heady basin]

all the time dude, those were my lifeline growing up

[frozen ember]

i wanna play mud and blood recon again but the flash website i found doesnt seem to keep the speeds or anything for the game, plus i have a mouse 3 and 4 mouse and i acceindtally hit M4 and it completley closes the website page and i loose all my progress 😩

[velvet pebble]

I don't. Eventually i learned what utorrent is and forgot flash games

[polar kernel]

wait im goated

[karmic jetty]

gaming

[polar kernel]

gaming

[half kettle]

gamer

[frozen ember]

bro has not seen the sun for like 100 years true gamer

[heady basin]

mela my beloved

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-medic-medical-license-thats-how-i-lost-my-medical-license-heavy-gif-17948576

Medic my beloved

[heady basin]

i love heavy’s smile it’s very warm

and the sudden change to “wait hol up”

[white obsidian]

Nice hustle tons of fun.

Next time eat a salad.

[mystic wigeon]

hunting some achievements in l4d2

[heady basin]

scout my beloved

[mystic wigeon]

hi plums

[white obsidian]

My favorite issss

Hm

[heady basin]

i am a scout simp

hi sulo

[white obsidian]

Hard to pick

[white obsidian]

Pauline is hot

Personality wise

[livid notch]

Scout is unique

[heady basin]

i like scout

[white obsidian]

Hmm, i do quite like demoman i think

[ocean breach]

Eat all the.

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-brother-gaming-tf2-hand-shake-gif-17108368

[heady basin]

demo is very underratd

[livid notch]

I would be a demoman main if it weren't for jaime

[heady basin]

but scout will always be my bbg

[white obsidian]

Scout is pretty uh

Interesting

[heady basin]

so am i

[bronze quiver]

but heres the eater

[heady basin]

why’s that

[livid notch]

Eh it's a medic main oath

[heady basin]

the irony in that sentence

considering how medic is

[white obsidian]

I also like medic a good bit

I dont think i can ever invest a decent bit of time in tf2, though

Not enough to play the way id want

[mystic wigeon]

i like being medic in games

[livid notch]

Me too since not many go for it

[slim iron]

7 reacts on this message and i'll play then entirety of aka manto

[mystic wigeon]

what is that

[white obsidian]

I usually go DPS

[heady basin]

aka manto? oh god i wish u luck mate

[white obsidian]

But honestly?

[livid notch]

Literally my reason going medic

[white obsidian]

I HATE hero shooters.

[mystic wigeon]

dps and medic is a good duo, no?

[heady basin]

aka manto doesn’t have any savepoints from memory

[white obsidian]

Certainly

[mystic wigeon]

i often stick with someone who does alot of dps if i cant find injured teammates

[white obsidian]

A high dps player should be concious of their pocket, if they have one

Its symbiosis

[livid notch]

I less often to pocket someone and more often having everyone over healed

[mystic wigeon]

hate it when someone is hurt but instead of coming to the very obvious medic they run infront and die instantly

[livid notch]

Then they go "noob medic (lot of other slurs)"

[white obsidian]

Theres nothing to be done for them

[mystic wigeon]

i blame them for their deaths

[neon bramble]

relatable

[white obsidian]

Exactly

[neon bramble]

if none of ya'll wanna play medic ya cant complain about your suicidal medic

I need dopamine too

[white obsidian]

I was just thinking about ULTRAKILL

[white obsidian]

There is no apostrophe in yall

If there was itd be y’all

[neon bramble]

I usually hear it over typed lmao

[unreal bane]

Someone mentioned medic woes.

So here I am.

[neat moat]

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

[white obsidian]

P ranked all of the first act

Fought minos prime

[livid notch]

I did both acts

[white obsidian]

Beat him with a D rank 😎

[neat moat]

Did zomboid chat settle down hanna?

[white obsidian]

I p ranked everything in both acts, save for i wanna say the level in wrath before gabe?

And i think the ship level in leviathan world

Both are just

Lengthy

And i never got around to it

[neon bramble]

I should play ultrakill again

was gonna get around to minos prime but I was gifted a game

[heady basin]

RUFFLET WHY

LEAVE ME ALONE

[white obsidian]

Minos prime made me SWEAT.

[unreal bane]

I dunno but the emote react spammers went quiet, and everything mellowed soon after.

[white obsidian]

I dont even usually put in alot of effort

[neon bramble]

I think the last time I truly sweated in a singleplayer game was hollow knight pantheons

[white obsidian]

But minos prime took every ounce of focus i had just to survive

[neon bramble]

which boss is the one you fight in your periperal vision again

v2 rematch or the last gabriel fight

[white obsidian]

Wdym

Peripheral vision fight?

[unreal bane]

I saw that, Sulo.

[ruby river]

:D

[grand quiver]

damn i cant send images

[neon bramble]

bro moving so fast he's just at the edge of your vision

[white obsidian]

Ah, V2 for sure then

[neon bramble]

have you played BG3 yet hana

[white obsidian]

I have beaten bg3

[neon bramble]

I'm boutta do a 4 man with the boys

and I have seen the light of the cleric class

[mystic wigeon]

idk what you're talking about

[white obsidian]

Those are always fun, im currently in a 4 man

[white obsidian]

Cleric is solid, but not my style most of the time

[neon bramble]

I'm liking the war domain a lot

since nobody wants to play a fuckin healer

[white obsidian]

I run casters very often

I think most recently i was a ranger

[neon bramble]

sorcadin does not have the endurance and we have two blasters already in the party

[white obsidian]

Durge deep gnome ranger yea

[neon bramble]

durge is such a great origin

😌

[white obsidian]

Sorcadin needs fighter levels too

[neon bramble]

I simply follow my heart for free inspirations

[neon bramble]

wont that stop you from quickening haste

since it's a 3rd level spell

[white obsidian]

I picked durge because my stupid little bald fucking deep gnome doing the durge stuff is funny

His bow is bigger than him

[neon bramble]

I'm really glad I didnt kill gale at the start

[white obsidian]

Depends on your spread

Bc you need 5(?) in pal

[neon bramble]

what's your fighter/pally/sorc spread

[white obsidian]

Iirc itsss

5/5/2

No

[neon bramble]

haste is 5th level sorc

[white obsidian]

I mean, 2/5/5

[neon bramble]

huh thought it was six

lmao action surge dip

[tall glen]

I exist

[white obsidian]

Its been a long time since i touched palalock

[tall glen]

the only food I have in the house is shredded swiss cheese

[white obsidian]

✋

[neon bramble]

I guess that's not bad since you're only losing 1 caster level

[tall glen]

waaait

[unreal bane]

Nope not yet. And the D&D Clerics don't really fit my vibe despite our similarities.

[tall glen]

I have some dinner rolls in the fridge

[neon bramble]

really wanna avoid doing the fighter surge dip

[white obsidian]

Its enough for both extra attacks

[tall glen]

I can make not very good grilled cheese

[white obsidian]

7/5 pal sorc works too i think

[tall glen]

BG3 has a big red demon mommy

whats not to love

[white obsidian]

Several

[neon bramble]

I prefer 6/6 for extra sorc level

more spell slot for nukes

[white obsidian]

True

I was thinking of my fucking

Pal/warlock split

[tall glen]

also Astorian trying to seduce me

[white obsidian]

Not sorc/pal

Aghhh

I dont know anything about sorc pal

[neon bramble]

I'm developing a serious liking for tempest cleric

[white obsidian]

I meant warlock paladin this whole time

[neon bramble]

nobody told me the tempest cleric can rival the fucking sorcerer in nuking

[white obsidian]

Its good till you become a hybrid, if you do become one

I am really verbally fumbling today

Christ

[neon bramble]

sorc/pal is constrained by 12 level cap

[white obsidian]

I wouldnt want a sorc/pal in standard dnd

Because the interactions are less good

[neon bramble]

pal is pretty front loaded

the high level sorc features dont appeal as much

[white obsidian]

Pal is kinda frontloaded, it gets most of its meat in 3 levels

Sorc has like, 2 things that are good

At all

[neon bramble]

damn I cant escape the sorc slander even here

[white obsidian]

Sorc is just

Bad

[neon bramble]

I like the vibes of sorc

[white obsidian]

Like cool, you can toss TWO FIREBALLS instead of one

[tall glen]

Sorcerors are the BEST

[white obsidian]

Once per long rest cause you spend all your slots

Oh boy

[unreal bane]

But.... two fireballs.

[white obsidian]

In a turn i mean

[tall glen]

learning? education?

this is natural talent

[white obsidian]

Oh, dont get me wrong. Irl i would def be a sorc.

But its so mid

[tall glen]

moolticlass

[unreal bane]

Don't they call them 'wizards'?

[tall glen]

Too late hana

[livid notch]

Paladin all the way for me

[white obsidian]

Wizards are the learning ones, sorcerers are the natural ones

Silly ahh

[tall glen]

paladins are also wizards

[unreal bane]

You missed the joke.

[livid notch]

Yes

[white obsidian]

I am a bit dense

What is it

[tall glen]

wizards are celibate

[unreal bane]

I uh, gotta go. Bye~☆

[white obsidian]

OHH

i get it now

:(

[livid notch]

I still would be a paladin

[tall glen]

light, the key is picking a cool god

[white obsidian]

Id be a monk so long as i didnt have to go bald

[tall glen]

like Bacchus

[neon bramble]

you dont have to pick a god as a paladin

you just have to abide by an oath

[tall glen]

you dont, but do so anyway

[neon bramble]

that's cleric

[white obsidian]

Paladins get their power from faith in an oath

[livid notch]

Nuh uh, the key is to being a masochistic tanky healer

[white obsidian]

Clerics get it from gods

[tall glen]

just multiclass

cleric/paladin

[neon bramble]

crown oath paladin are pretty close to being feds

[white obsidian]

Clerics are crazy, they can just call down their god at 11th level

To help em

[tall glen]

pick a hearth goddess

[neon bramble]

just dont be drow lmao

[tall glen]

call down a Charturery board

damn I cant spell

charcutre

[white obsidian]

Glad thats where you went, i was so ready to call you a wizard

[tall glen]

shark coochy

[neon bramble]

I didnt realize how matriarchal the lolth sworn were until I talked to that petrified guy

[tall glen]

I am familiar with forgotten realms, the drow are nuts

[white obsidian]

The lore there is deep, drow matriarchs are powerhouses

[tall glen]

and edgelords

[white obsidian]

This ^

[neon bramble]

their god is crazy

outplayed and outmaneuvered by her family

[white obsidian]

Sleepy…

[tall glen]

they elves dont hate drow, its more cringe

[white obsidian]

Im going to bed.

[tall glen]

drow are the cringest

[neon bramble]

imagine having a superiority complex when your society treats you as literal garbage

just for being born in the wrong half of the population

[white obsidian]

Wow, thatd be crazy

[white obsidian]

Status: Newborn Girl (China)

[tall glen]

Merchant is best D&D class

you see game prices? fucking crush the world through economic shenanigans

[toxic relic]

the goal isnt to be the prison guard

traitor

[tall glen]

I mean, if theres a pension

[toxic relic]

wow

[tall glen]

I will only lightly kick you FN

[toxic relic]

dont joke about that

chats really fucked today man

i cant catch a break

where the fuck is paulo freire

[neat moat]

Did I miss something

[icy vigil]

Me

[toxic relic]

damn

[neat moat]

You cant un react me stink

[toxic relic]

that wasnt me

[neat moat]

I know what you are

[neat moat]

also hello only

[safe fjord]

Guys good evening! I’d like to ask, how long does an unopened wine last? If for example, I bought it on 2021.. can I drink it now?

[toxic relic]

uhh

it depends?

[neat moat]

Years

[safe fjord]

Sorry I don’t drink alcohol much only beer so I have no idea.

[neat moat]

But it depends on storage

[safe fjord]

So you mean it’s still okay to consume it now?

[toxic relic]

what type of wine is it

[safe fjord]

Plum wine

[toxic relic]

uhhh

[neat moat]

Where did you store it. In a dark cool place?

[icy vigil]

Only_love

[toxic relic]

i mean is it a fine wine? is it sparkling?

[safe fjord]

Yeah.. it’s always cold here. But it’s on display..

[toxic relic]

i mean whats the expiration date

[neat moat]

Hm. I mean assuming no direct sunlight was exposed to it it might be fine. You can taste it

[icy vigil]

I finished my son

[neat moat]

That too

But wine is known to last a while usually

[toxic relic]

no

it depends on the wine

[neat moat]

Usually

key word

[toxic relic]

i wouldnt say that either

[safe fjord]

Wait I’m checking on it..

[toxic relic]

the only wines that last a long time are fine wines

[neat moat]

You know math's and you think you know everything

[toxic relic]

no

[safe fjord]

It’s a fruit wine

[toxic relic]

i just know a bit about wine

[neat moat]

oooo

yeaaah

[safe fjord]

And there’s no expiration date

[toxic relic]

doesnt help

[safe fjord]

Huhuhu

[toxic relic]

well

[neat moat]

Taste test

[toxic relic]

taste it like ghoti said

[neat moat]

let us know if you die

[toxic relic]

u wont die

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/ishmael-helltaker-ishmael-limbus-company-ishmael-limbus-company-helltaker-gif-8116935996302489671

[toxic relic]

worst case itll be corked

then you just throw it out

[neat moat]

dibs on the pc setup

[toxic relic]

smell it when you open it

[safe fjord]

Woaah congrats!

[toxic relic]

if it smells moldy or like wet dog then its corked

[toxic hawk]

nicely made

[toxic relic]

if not you might be fine

[safe fjord]

Hahaha … okay. I’ll try it. 🤣 if i never message here again, you know why.

[icy vigil]

Im gonna make a fumo next

[neat moat]

The community will miss you

[half kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1332903225556336650/cachedVideo.mov?ex=6796f25d&is=6795a0dd&hm=e2373a9bc9e4dfbf9d413037fe9c3cd72570e12979b64e6219d81b456c683d7c&

[safe fjord]

What will happen to me?

[toxic relic]

nothing

[neat moat]

probably a scrunched face

[toxic relic]

just dont keep drinking it if it tastes bad

[neat moat]

maybe a bleck sound

[safe fjord]

Okay thank you, I’ll do your advice.

[toxic hawk]

woops it seems i may have to resume my hunt

[half kettle]

is this what we get for doing Chemistry in the 1500's?

[unreal bane]

You mean alchemy.

[safe fjord]

There will be only hate left..

[toxic relic]

chemistry has been around much longer than that mate

[toxic hawk]

i fell in love with alchemy thanks to fullmetal

[toxic relic]

the 16th century CE was genuinely HUGE for science

[neat moat]

too bad its a fake science

Wdym drinking mercury won't make me an immortal god?

[toxic relic]

compound microscope, heliocentrism, mona lisa

crazy century

[neat moat]

Mona Lisa is mid I'm sorry

[toxic relic]

rome was raided in 1527

[toxic relic]

agree

[neat moat]

Goths or different raid

[toxic relic]

raided as in sacked

plundered

[neat moat]

no

who raided them

the goths?

[toxic relic]

?

charles V

[neat moat]

one sec

[toxic relic]

what do you mean goths?

[neat moat]

Ah yeah I'm a few thousand years off

nvm

[toxic relic]

i do not understand this reference

[neat moat]

in 410 the goths sacked rome

do you not remember?

[toxic relic]

bro

i was so fucking confused

the visigoths

i remember, i was there on the 24th of august

[neat moat]

I wish some goths would raid my home 🙄

[toxic relic]

lets start a new gothic war

[neat moat]

We march on the pope

[toxic relic]

im down

[icy vigil]

I need to finish 2 papers

But im

[neat moat]

when

[toxic relic]

how are you making the paper

[icy vigil]

In 2 hours

I can do them quick, but my brain is currently fried

[heady basin]

nyoom

[icy vigil]

Filled with yarn

[toxic relic]

i do not miss that

[neat moat]

how many more words to go

[icy vigil]

Idunno

[neat moat]

look at the prompt

[icy vigil]

Prompt

[neat moat]

and if there isn't a word count make sure you meet all the criteria

[icy vigil]

?

[neat moat]

isn't this for a class?

[icy vigil]

Yeah

[neat moat]

So go to the prompt

[toxic relic]

sharkboy is making paper

[icy vigil]

Wym prompt

[toxic relic]

dude what

[neat moat]

stink help me

[icy vigil]

[neat moat]

It's what the paper is graded on

wtf is the paper about

[icy vigil]

O

[toxic relic]

prompt is the papers main inquiry

[neat moat]

yeah

[toxic relic]

ie what the fuck youre writing about

[icy vigil]

I have never called it a prompt

[toxic relic]

america

[neat moat]

more importantly whats being graded, what needs to be included, how long is it supposed to be

WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU CALL IT

I'm not crazy

[icy vigil]

Uhh

[toxic relic]

ghoti you are not crazy

we call it prompts as well

[icy vigil]

I dont

[toxic relic]

what do your teachers call it

[neat moat]

less talking more writing

[icy vigil]

I think we just call em requirements

[neat moat]

doesn't mater get to it

[icy vigil]

Papers

[neat moat]

out

write

🔫

[icy vigil]

😔

Ok

[karmic jetty]

paper

[toxic relic]

NO

[karmic jetty]

i hardly know er

[toxic relic]

STOP

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

is in my blud

i cant resist

[toxic relic]

the rats

will revolt

[neat moat]

zee does er and stink does ballz

[karmic jetty]

[strange spruce]

[neat moat]

it's the natural order of things

[strange spruce]

Le rat

[karmic jetty]

le snack

[neat moat]

I cooka da meatballa

[strange spruce]

[mystic wigeon]

fresh uncooked

[toxic relic]

thats actually wild

imagine your friend asked you to describe them with some adjectives and you replied with:
"fresh, uncooked, lean"

[heady basin]

honestly id be fine with that

[toxic relic]

hey, what do you think of that guy there? pretty hot huh?
yeah he looks like some uncooked pork shoulder

i would laugh

[neat moat]

Oh did I actually get you with the flashbang stink

[toxic relic]

its on the same level as referring to peoples skin as "dark chocolate" or "white chocolate"

[toxic relic]

no

i havent clicked it

[heady basin]

fair

[neat moat]

Worth a shot

[mystic wigeon]

what about asians though

[toxic relic]

exactly

do not come up with one

that will not help

[neat moat]

I've heard we are all different shades of wheat

[mystic wigeon]

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

works pretty decently

[strange spruce]

Erm

[mystic wigeon]

wheat works better than chocolate

[unreal bane]

Flashbang?

[toxic relic]

it doesnt

[mystic wigeon]

in my head it did

[neat moat]

we're back on the flashbang?

stink is just being a hater

[toxic relic]

what if i said humans are as diverse as the colours of piss

[strange spruce]

GUH

[unreal bane]

Flashbang.

[strange spruce]

AAAAAAAAAQ

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

[unreal bane]

[neat moat]

Hahahaha

I was in a bright room

your effects do not harm me

[icy vigil]

my brain itchy

[neat moat]

go away

[toxic relic]

why are you here sharkboy

[strange spruce]

Scratch ur brain

[toxic relic]

finish the papers

[strange spruce]

Give it a wee scratch

[vapid agate]

Did you know that most games containing crowbars will shrink down their size for convenience but will not actually have a correct naming for them? In Half-life the size of the crowbar is around 2 feet or around 60cm but that is about 3-4 feet or an average of 106.5cm off of the real size of true crowbars which are around 5-6 feet. The crowbar from Half-Life is more of a Jemmy Bar than a crowbar due to its similar size and appearance.

[neat moat]

balls

[young kelp]

[mystic wigeon]

gordo fremen

[strange spruce]

Balls are cool yes

[toxic relic]

balls are cool

[strange spruce]

Agreed

[neat moat]

balls are boring

[vapid agate]

me is cool?

[mystic wigeon]

no

[toxic relic]

youre not cool

[neat moat]

lmfao

[vapid agate]

Me are boring?

[strange spruce]

I meant something else

[toxic relic]

same

[strange spruce]

Yep

[toxic relic]

yessir

[vapid agate]

😦

[toxic relic]

[safe fjord]

I drank the plum wine. It’s 7.5% alcohol.. snd I think it’snhaving an effect already. It tastes a little sweet. 👍🏻 I think it’s still fine.

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/harvest-yeahilif-gif-21827635

[toxic relic]

7.5 is nothing

[heady basin]

i’ve been turned into wine???

[young kelp]

drink more

[icy vigil]

happens to the best of us

[young kelp]

thinking you're drunk makes you feel drunk when drinking trying to get drunk

[neat moat]

You wine so much you became an alcoholic beverage

[vapid agate]

🦅

🦅

[strange spruce]

Zats grazy

[toxic relic]

tbh i hate wine

[safe fjord]

Yeah… you’re a sweet wine ahahahaha

[strange spruce]

Wine aight

[young kelp]

you already are wine, just letting things age

[safe fjord]

I’m gonna finish a glasss

[vapid agate]

Wait Crowbar?

[toxic relic]

plums isnt wine but plums does fucking whine a lot

ayo

gottem

[vapid agate]

Or Jemmybar

[heady basin]

i cant even retort bc this is true

[toxic relic]

your honesty is appreciated

SHARKBOY

[neat moat]

my lawyers will send you a cease and desist letter in the mail soon

[toxic relic]

FINISH YOUR PAPERS

[toxic relic]

i will sign it with my blood

to seal the deal

[safe fjord]

Good one! Good one! Hahaha

[toxic relic]

🦭

[vapid agate]

balls are warning

[toxic relic]

hey balls

can i ask you smth?

shut up ghoti [affectionate]

let me talk to the plunger

[vapid agate]

Thou shant ever catch me, I cast Tungsten Ballsack.

[toxic relic]

balls

[unreal bane]

Be nice to the plunger, weebstick.

[vapid agate]

I am now Tungsten

[toxic relic]

do you play sea of thieves

your pfp reminds me of it

[safe fjord]

You so cute missplums hahaha

[neat moat]

I'm stealing that one

[toxic relic]

weebstick

im not even a weeb

[young kelp]

correct, we should be nice to plungers and rude to everyone else

[neat moat]

likes Gundam, giant robots and have robot monifigs
"im not a weeb"

[vapid agate]

No I make this myself

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-of-thieves-gif-22669920

there you go

[young kelp]

to be fair, not all robots came from Japan

[neat moat]

oh well if that's true it's sick

[vapid agate]

Plus I am no able to

Balls are warning

[livid notch]

[toxic relic]

just becuase i like it doesnt mean im weeb level mate

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-death-dies-of-cringe-davy-jones-dying-of-cringe-gif-22207406