general_chat

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[loud pumice]

He's not REEEEAL

[unreal bane]

Fleeing here from pz_chat because it's going cuckoo from a couple of bottom-tier trolls.

Seeking refuge in gen_chat does not happen often, I assure you.

[thin wedge]

Chat make her regret that decision

or just stay dead lmao

[unreal bane]

Hey at least it's quiet. For now.

[fathom igloo]

I’m confused now

[thin wedge]

is that omar got still nibbling toes

[fathom igloo]

Uh oh

🦶🏼

[dawn spade]

Someone died snd ctirf about it

Tbf thats pretty standard for pz chat

[fathom igloo]

I would appreciate it if my eye would stop trying to delete itself once a month+

[dawn spade]

Just let it happen

[fathom igloo]

No 😂😭

[dawn spade]

Imagine how cool u could be

[fathom igloo]

Why does Oodie Australia have more and better options than oodie USA 😭

[fathom igloo]

I’m not a pirate

[dawn spade]

Coz we're better

[fathom igloo]

But like ship it to the US

[dawn spade]

But you could be. Opens up career ops

[dawn spade]

Na, we dont like sharing

[fathom igloo]

I’m calling Japan because you stole Sanrio then

[restive pollen]

I’ve been away for 3 weeks

[fathom igloo]

No

[restive pollen]

Why is my dog so calm

It feels wrong

[fathom igloo]

What

You were just here

[restive pollen]

Worried she’s sick or smth

[dawn spade]

At peace

[fathom igloo]

Is this the mandala effect

[dawn spade]

His been in singapore

[fathom igloo]

Oh that’s right

Singaporean I’m senator

[dawn spade]

International master senator supreme emperor

[restive pollen]

Look at her, beautiful but

I was just away for a while

She’s not usually this calm

Is it because of age???

[fathom igloo]

She looks like she needs a handful of treats RIGHT NOW

[dawn spade]

She forgot you, is just confused

[onyx igloo]

i be like that sometimes

[dawn spade]

Just a little old lady, she doesnt have the energy to do zoomies

[fathom igloo]

TREATS NOW

[onyx igloo]

my dogs like 5 now
still zoomin n warcryin'

[restive pollen]

She is young and vibrant how dare you

10 years old

Her breeds average lifespan only got 4-5 years left

[restive pollen]

We gave her carers treats while she was away, full packet, they’re completely empty now

[toxic relic]

the eyepatch thing is a myth

[restive pollen]

We think she’s actually gained weight from how much she’s been eating in terms of treats

[toxic relic]

[fathom igloo]

My Norwegian elkhound who was extremely overweight pushed her life expectancy by a few years

[fathom igloo]

MORE TREATS MOAAAARRRR

[restive pollen]

Haha yeah, here’s hoping she’ll do the same

Shame animals can’t get better healthcare on account of them refusing to tell us if there’s something wrong with them

[unreal bane]

Well, there are signs. But if only they could communicate with words.

Meanwhile my stupid calico will just stare at the closed door and go "Hey hey hey hey hey hey you hey hey look look hey look"

What, what?

"The door."

What about it?

"Door closed. Open it."

-opens door-

"Hey hey hey hey hey hey you hey hey you hey you"

What what.

"The door."

What now.

"It's open. Close it."

[onyx igloo]

hey

do you guys like rally cars

i do

[fair yacht]

[rain mango]

Hi.

[livid notch]

Wassup

[rain mango]

Nothing much, posted my thoughts on the lore of the game.

[livid notch]

Interesting

[rain mango]

So like if you really think about how the world would've really reacted if a zombie outbreak occurred in 1993, the lore of Project Zomboid would be much darker.

[thin wedge]

someone got extra freaky and got the knox virus

just lmk

[ocean breach]

yeah but by the time it got out of knox county it was airborne

nearly everybody died cause surprise surprise you gotta breath

[restive pollen]

I just got fired from my part time job

[ocean breach]

assuming we're talking reaction and what would happen following it being uncontained

[restive pollen]

But

They told me to leave my uniform and shit at there at the end of my last rostered shift

[ocean breach]

im not saying you should invent the knox virus but i am saying you should invent the knox virus as payback

[restive pollen]

But I’ve already finished all of my shifts

[rain mango]

Bioterrorist attacks would've done that more than a natural virus. Nothing about the Knox infection indicates that it is remotely a natural viral or bacterial contagion.

[ocean breach]

there does seem to be a few hints that the government fucked around and found out in b42

the biggest one being the mysterious goo

my favorite meal, mystery goo

i doubt itll be confirmed but it is very likely the government did a oopsie and wiped out the world

woopsie daisies silly government

[rain mango]

Yup, but let's be real here, the world wouldn't be exactly screwed over night, it probably resulted in entire wars and what not

[heady basin]

nyoom

[ocean breach]

the air is not breathable

you literally cant breath

[rain mango]

Still, I think all of that is more gradual and sinister rather than an overnight thing in a handwave.

[ocean breach]

and by the time anything big in terms of revelations past "mystery sickness in random county" happened everyone started imploding

[ocean breach]

maybe not overnight but like think about it

as far as we know it was mass sickness globally and nobody knew what was happening

the hospitals wouldve been too full with patients and the doctors would be too sick to do their job

the government and news reporters globally would be dying before they could do anything or report whats happening or revelations

assuming we go by default zomboid settings almost all of the world died within 2-3 days

[rain mango]

Given that bill clinton was inaugurated in 1993, that would've affected American responses to the outbreak. The concept of a "zombie apocalypse" was less ingrained in popular culture in that same, likely leading to more confusion and disbelief among the population.

[ocean breach]

but ultimately what would it have mattered? people would die faster than they can make any difference after it hit airborne

[rain mango]

Such an outbreak would've also altered the course of wars that occurred at that time such as the Rwandan Civil War and what not.

[ocean breach]

i mean collapse mightve been possible but the majority of people died and turned besides for the few immune to the airborne strain which the majority of them were still likely wiped out from the disease

[ocean breach]

the alteration being that it came to a crawl and the majority of people in it likely died

[harsh zinc]

why are houses glitched

[ocean breach]

wars may have been altered yes but you have to think at the speed in which the virus could have spread through the air

[rain mango]

I find that hardly realistic or scary if am going to be real with you.

[ocean breach]

are we talking logical events or make it as scary as possible with disregard for any logic towards what mightve happened

[rain mango]

Logical events.

[ocean breach]

then my point stands, like i said the speed in which it wouldve contaminated air wouldve been too fast for any precautions to be made

news spread wouldnt outpace the 2-3 day death time along with any exposure to contaminated air leading to infection if not death by the infected before you

[rain mango]

What if it was some kind of eldritch contagion that was basically took over the world because of a screw up by the government or an Umbrella styled corporation

[ocean breach]

this is the most unlikely scenario

theres zero hints towards it, our current best bet is that the government fucked around and found out

[rain mango]

That seems rather supernatural for an airborne contagion to spread that fast.

[ocean breach]

wdym

its air..

[dire timber]

Spiffo was in on it according to the tutorial :3

[ocean breach]

yknow the thing in almost all of the world

it would be able to multiply as much as it wanted

with no regard for pushback from lets say a human body, by the end of the first day of the strain going airborne we'd all be screwed because itd have contaminated the majority of the worlds air

[rain mango]

I doubt it is natural in any compacity or way.

[ocean breach]

especially if we go by the flow and travel of air throughout the world

[ocean breach]

like i said our two best bets are a solid 50/50 currently

well more like 25/75

25 being natural or 75 being the government fucking around a bit too much

which with the lore we've been given and the new locations seemingly indicates the 75 percent to be the most likely

[rain mango]

For me, I think it's either some kind of unnatural disease that was unleashed because the government messed up during a research on mysterious eldrtich goo.

[ocean breach]

well im all for imagination and creativity, but if we really think about it thatd be the least possible scenario

if it was eldritch thats one shitty eldritch substance

[rain mango]

Either way, it being completely of natural origins doesn't seem to be realistic given it's properties and how fast it spreads.

[ocean breach]

i mean id imagine smth more like the afraid of monsters mod or that weird flesh one

[ocean breach]

yeah like i said its unlikely but possible, and it certainly isnt unstoppable considering yknow the immune survivors

i mean otherwise thered be no npc update

honestly it may be the most evolutionary and dangerous virus the earth had ever had to deal with

from (theoretically) toxic goo leaking into a river infecting dogs that drink from it subsequently biting people and into a airborne disease that killed off almost everyone

[rain mango]

Given the presence of secret government facilities near the outbreak zone means that the government might've messed up or knew something about the Knox Infection that others are unaware of.

[ocean breach]

the crash of the truck with the mystery substance was likely the harbinger of the disease

it was likely biochemical testing for bioweapons

[ocean breach]

then came the dog attacks reanimating dead and airborne spread overwhelming humanity

a downward spiral if ive ever seen one

[rain mango]

Yup, now as for how it would reanimate the dead, I think also involves the use of some kind of biotechnology that would've been hyper-advanced for 1993.

[ocean breach]

i mean the way in which it reanimates is (as far as i know) unanswered

id imagine it functions in a way that we see with alot of bugs affected by similar parasites and such

just on a viral body-chemistry scale

[dire timber]

The virus also un-breaks all your bones and muscles so even if you fall from a 30 story tall building and break all your bones, you stand back up again just fine as a zombie :3

[ocean breach]

thats probably just a oversight

[toxic relic]

that sucks dude

[ocean breach]

i mean from the few hundred dead zeds ive seen they certainly dont seem to be regenerating after i chop them to bits 🙏

[toxic relic]

[rain mango]

Although, it would be more than a simple virus given that its effects on the body are not plausible for a virus, especially of artificial nature.

[neat moat]

If we want to make the knox disease realistic in any way. It can't be a virus or any biological lifeform. And I sure doubt the goverment even created it in the first place

[dire timber]

I said the moment you stand back up again :3

[toxic relic]

!tap

[prime thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1100348248960536576/image.png

[ocean breach]

yeah but by that logic why cant they get back up after i implode their legs

smh

[ocean breach]

yeah but its fun to theorize :(

[toxic relic]

valid

[dire timber]

THEY STAND ON TOP OF WATER

[neat moat]

stink really out here trying to rain on my parade

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/itysl-i-think-you-should-leave-tim-robinson-you-cant-do-that-cant-gif-23125076

[ocean breach]

BUGS IN THE GAME DO NOT GO TOWARDS ACTUAL LORE

[toxic relic]

im the man they call to ruin everyones day

[ocean breach]

THE ZOMBIES ARE NOT JESUS

[toxic relic]

you cant decide that

youre theorising, anything is valid

theres no one true way

[ocean breach]

jesus did not clone himself and turn into a virus that can walk on water

[neat moat]

Zombies already to things that break the laws of thermodynamics. Walking on water is the least strange thing about them

[toxic relic]

the zombie apocalypse is the second coming

[ocean breach]

also true, no doubt far more complex than a normal virus

[toxic relic]

nah its canon now

[ocean breach]

yknow considering the dead are literally undying

[neat moat]

Actually this is a very interesting idea. Zeds are the resection of Jesus but malformed

[toxic relic]

not malformed

isnt jesus a zombie

[livid notch]

[ocean breach]

true, a real zombie apocalypse would be a fucking seasonal event (assuming we dont all shit our pants and explode the world)

[toxic relic]

idk isnt the myth that he woke up after dying

[neat moat]

Jesus at most is a zombie. There can't be a million of them

[ocean breach]

"honey the reanimation season is coming, make sure you board our windows!"

😭

[dire timber]

99999 OF THEM CAN EXIST AT THE SAME TIME IN A SQUARE METER

[toxic relic]

i mean maybe converting is a form zombification

[neat moat]

The closest biblical thing I could think of is some sort of end times nonsense going on

[toxic relic]

instead of a physical virus its a religious one

a la the rec movie

that would be a great analogy

im such a smart dude

[neat moat]

I like the idea of the us goverment accidentally turning alien nanobots into a bio weapon

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

It checks all the boxes where physics is involved stink

[toxic relic]

ok

[ocean breach]

get your tinfoil hats on, itll stop the virus from eatededing you...............

[livid notch]

If Jesus could walk on water could he fly when it rained?

[onyx igloo]

press q to cure infection

[ocean breach]

im going to turn this into a gif and send it to you cause im so cool

[polar kernel]

ok i get why u chose lily but what did i do to deserve the mpreg

[neat moat]

Are you not mpreg

[ocean breach]

youre affiliated with lily

thats bad enough

[polar kernel]

fair

thats fair

[ocean breach]

you can blame lily for all the message pregnancy

[polar kernel]

i blame her for literally everything anyways this isnt a new concept

[toxic relic]

why is chat

[ocean breach]

fair point

[rain mango]

Here's my theory on the Knox Infection: It is a parasitic infection caused by either a modified parasitic fungi or a completely artificial fungi-like bioweapon.

[ocean breach]

i blame lily for my depression

its all her fault

[ocean breach]

unlikely, it acts nothing like a fungus

[polar kernel]

i blame her for the worldwide famine that hasnt even happened yet

[toxic relic]

how about you theorise about how deez nuts are in your face

gottem

[polar kernel]

INSANE

[young kelp]

fungi needs to create something identical to caps

[ocean breach]

im impregnating your message and you cant stop me

[young kelp]

in order to spread their seed

[toxic relic]

theorizing is fun i agree

[rain mango]

are akin to that of micromycetes.

[young kelp]

think of the clickers in the last of us

they got them caps to spread spores, tho I think only the fat ones spread the spore?

[toxic relic]

still acts nothing like that

[ocean breach]

yeah but it still acts nothing like them either

[toxic relic]

fungi-eukaryotic organisms do not behave at all like the zombies in game

[young kelp]

don't the actual zombie fungi irl just force the ant to climb high and die

[toxic relic]

you can maybe stretch it somewhat saying theyre 'modified' but that would just be a ship of theseus

[toxic relic]

yes

[young kelp]

so the fungi grows and spreads more spores

being up high, lets the spore travel further

[toxic relic]

yes

[ocean breach]

itd need a way to spread, and how do you explain that it started out as goop and dogs getting rabies 2.0 (both of these are theories but still)

[dire timber]

It was made by Spiffo to make people insanely hungry for burgers but it made them insane and hungery for meat in general :3

[ocean breach]

how does it just decide "yeah im airborne now cause yes"

ditched the goop

[young kelp]

It was airborne at one point

can't really end the world if it only traveled through bites

[toxic relic]

mutations can occur but it would be unlikely that a slime mould would turn into a virus hhaha

[young kelp]

either the airborne one is a different strain

[ocean breach]

its airborne outright im pretty sure, but the bites and airborne strains are likely offshoots which explains why we're immune to the airborne strain

[young kelp]

or that certain people are immune to small amounts of the infection

[onyx igloo]

what if the knox virus is mutated rabies

idk

[young kelp]

not really

[toxic relic]

we are aware, im just talking about the other persons theory that its a fungus

[ocean breach]

i mean honestly it might just be the government did a oopsie and spilled toxic waste into a river

😭

[onyx igloo]

yeah didn't really think so

[young kelp]

rabies keeps you alive, the actual zombies in-game look dead

[dire timber]

randomly bites

[rain mango]

The Knox Infection is unlikely to be viral in nature given it's properties.

[toxic relic]

that just leads to lead poisoning and cancer for several generations

[ocean breach]

dude. lets kill the duck.

[onyx igloo]

knox more like ebola

[toxic relic]

do not the duck

[onyx igloo]

i probably

shouldn't say that

[young kelp]

I will duck the duck

[ocean breach]

ebola isnt real

i ateded it all...

[ocean breach]

this did not come out the way you wanted it to

[young kelp]

duck taste good

[ocean breach]

i assure you we are all thinking something else

[onyx igloo]

what do zombies do when theres nobody to bite

[young kelp]

roam

[ocean breach]

bite the air

thats how it becomes airborne

they ateded the air

revolutionary

[onyx igloo]

i'd imagine banging on solid things like wood planks

[dire timber]

I will randomly appear in your game holding a knife :3

[onyx igloo]

now when are we getting ducks in pz

[young kelp]

[onyx igloo]

i want one to pick up

and move around with

[rain mango]

Here's something I thought of: The Knox Infection is cause by an aggressive microscopic airborne bioweapon of parasitic nature.

[ocean breach]

also in what way do you mean

[frosty tulip]

The Knox Infection is just the common cold that finally got sick of our bullshit clearly

[rain mango]

When going off of how airborn viruses tend to behave in real life.

[ocean breach]

also unlikely, theres no signs its parasitic or what parasite it may be

[ocean breach]

which attributes are we talking about though

[onyx igloo]

im sick of the COMMON COLDS BULLSHIT!

FUCK YOU FOR MAKING MY LEGS WEAK!

[frosty tulip]

THE COMMON COLD WORKS HARD TO KEEP ITSELF IN BUSINESS OK

[toxic relic]

as i said, its fun to theorize however its evident that the "zombie pathogen" does not follow our irl logic

[frosty tulip]

IT HAS TO KEEP DOING THESE YEARLY UPDATES

[ocean breach]

ITS A BUSINESS THAT NEEDS TO GO BANKRUPT

[frosty tulip]

YOU GOT NO RESPECT

[onyx igloo]

IT DOESN'T NEED TO MAKE ME HAVE DIFFICULTY WALKING

[ocean breach]

true if it did itd be fucking seasonal

the zombies be melting or freezing

rotting flesh does not do well under any circumstance

[toxic relic]

i want wild zombies

creative ones

[onyx igloo]

i feel like tlou's zombies are the most plausible

[toxic relic]

z nation

[onyx igloo]

unga bunga caveman zombies

[frosty tulip]

ye you're gonna have trouble trying to factor realism into the zombies lol

[frosty tulip]

Even then, not really

[toxic relic]

nuclear waste zombies, weed zombies

plant zombies

[frosty tulip]

Because aren't the TLOU infected technically still alive?

[toxic relic]

alien zombies

[frosty tulip]

They'd need food and water, so they'd be fucked

[livid notch]

As bad as they are, they don't stand a chance against the dying light ones

[ocean breach]

meth zombies or death

[onyx igloo]

only in early stages like runners

[young kelp]

if zombies were real, it'd have to either be rabies or fungi(doesn't really bite people tho)

[rain mango]

The rapid spread, multiple transmission methods, the zombification, and complete lethality makes it unlikely that makes it unlikely that the Knox Infection is completely natural.

[onyx igloo]

then it breaks open the skull and yucky

[frosty tulip]

Then they wouldn't even make it to the later stages.

[ocean breach]

dl1 gave me ptsd from that volatile chase ong

[dire timber]

How to solve the zombie apocalypse: Breed 1000000 vultures and think about the ecological damage later

[toxic relic]

z nation has this

[frosty tulip]

They'd be dead within a few days from all the dehydration

also the injuries a lot of em sustained

[ocean breach]

dl2 was nice i guess but im excited to see if beast brings smth new to the table

[livid notch]

Immersive how you could hear crane breath heavier when volatiles chase him

[toxic relic]

the zombies wonder into a medicine production facility and get fucked on meth

[ocean breach]

the volatiles look pretty interesting, def adapted to the darkness of the forest

[toxic relic]

ok

[onyx igloo]

why don't we find out then
releases spores to a large city

[ocean breach]

[frosty tulip]

everyone just turns into Toad instead

[rain mango]

Much of the lore already hints at a more unnatural cause of the Knox Infection.

[onyx igloo]

youll be tortured by toads voice

[toxic relic]

why are you telling me this

[frosty tulip]

toad will be the last face you see before you get hit by a blue shell right before the finish line

[toxic relic]

i would rather get eaten alive dude

[dire timber]

The sprinters are just ones that found amphetamines ?

[ocean breach]

i love eating blue volatiles!!!!!

[toxic relic]

this is the true lore

[onyx igloo]

anyway tlous zombies are cool asf to fight

[toxic relic]

have you fought them

hand to hand combat

[onyx igloo]

yes

i have

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

im jole

[frosty tulip]

TLOU melee combat was fun.

[heavy ivy]

🟠 spores for the air, boom fungus theory continues to grow

[onyx igloo]

me jole
me figh zombi

jole
elee

[ruby river]

i swear to god my entire enlisted team is bots

[toxic relic]

spore? more like spare? spare a look at deez

im sorry

[heavy ivy]

🟠 explodes

🟠 lmao

[toxic relic]

i wll explode as well

dead man hours

[ruby river]

spore? more like
vore

[onyx igloo]

get out

[toxic relic]

also hi ember :]

[neat moat]

are we still on the nox infection

[onyx igloo]

get the fuck out

[toxic relic]

ben crossed the line

[heavy ivy]

🟠 hewwo :3

[toxic relic]

everyone look at ben not me

[ruby river]

🫃

[toxic relic]

theyre clearly the one in the wrong

[onyx igloo]

ben go away

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

ben before you go tell us a dino fact

[ruby river]

pleased to eat you

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[onyx igloo]

im grabbing the shotgun

[toxic relic]

okay ben is cool now

that was genuinely fucking hilarious

[neat moat]

you are easy to amuse

[onyx igloo]

if you like eating things so much eat some lead motherf-

[heavy ivy]

🟠 playing vintage story with the local group and progressing as the local blacksmith from flint tools to copper, to tin, to iron is so dope

[toxic relic]

youd be surprised how incorrect that is

[neat moat]

eat deez nuts?

[toxic relic]

i just have stupid humour

[onyx igloo]

also me

[heavy ivy]

🟠 ben had a good comeback there

[toxic relic]

ayo

thats sick

[neat moat]

This and the precious statements are contradictions

[dire timber]

haihai :3

[toxic relic]

precious? do you hold my chat to such high regard?

[rain mango]

Anyways, you guys know what one song I think would fit the atmosphere and tone of Project Zomboid?

[neat moat]

previous

[toxic relic]

id rather you not do that, ghoti, im a simple man

[heavy ivy]

🟠 haihai :3

[neat moat]

A simple typo as you are familiar with

[onyx igloo]

GOD I HAVE SO MANY FUNNY MEMES

I CANNOT POST THEM

HELP

[neat moat]

You have no perms and you must post

[toxic relic]

we're acquainted but im not familiar

[heavy ivy]

🟠 you should post more, get some experience, experience deez nuts

[toxic relic]

HA

nice

[onyx igloo]

get some experience with deez nuts

[toxic relic]

ember has been corrupted by the stink

[heavy ivy]

🟠 my power is restrained... but it was there from the start...

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-panda-finally-a-worthy-opponent-our-battle-will-be-legendary-battle-fight-gif-24829111

[onyx igloo]

my power is being a fucking idiot

[neat moat]

Not a specal power here

[heavy ivy]

🟠 TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME falls down the stairs

[toxic relic]

spec?

[dire timber]

falls into a bbq

[toxic relic]

spec in afrikaans means fat

random fact

[onyx igloo]

im spec

[neat moat]

I didn't even say spec what are you on about

[heavy ivy]

🟠 the burning you feel? it is pain

[toxic relic]

its not that type of fat

its like food fat

[onyx igloo]

maybe hes saucy
bbq saucy

[toxic relic]

u typed specal

[neat moat]

yeah so where did the al go?

Into deez nuts?

[onyx igloo]

do any of you have the power of a gaming chair on rollerblades

[toxic relic]

up your ass

[toxic relic]

thats for piss

[neat moat]

Beat you to the draw

[toxic relic]

i think i got the killing shot tho

since you forgot that piss is stored in the balls

[onyx igloo]

today we are putting ghoti's weiner into 3x ocean pressure

[neat moat]

No it's pee not piss

[toxic relic]

pistons

[neat moat]

The piss is something you are taking rn

[toxic relic]

my scrotum is made of galvanised steel and pistons

[onyx igloo]

little john

[toxic relic]

tonight?

[half kettle]

waoohh..

[toxic relic]

its not nightime

its late afternoon at best

[onyx igloo]

familly gui quegmaryh

[neat moat]

screws borrowed for your aunt 🗣️

[polar kernel]

as god intended

[jovial latch]

meow meow

[neat moat]

No loving god would allow the production of such an image

[dire timber]

moo

[ocean breach]

The fall of man is tomorrow.

[jovial latch]

I miss my son

[toxic relic]

who the fuck plays fortnite on a switch

[ocean breach]

i miss quiche's son

[neat moat]

thats a switch?

[jovial latch]

god I miss my boy

[ocean breach]

i miss him too

[toxic relic]

miku is playing on a switch

[ocean breach]

give him back

[neat moat]

what happened to your son

[toxic relic]

you can see the icon

[ocean breach]

the sun exploded

[neat moat]

ohh

[jovial latch]

I’m just at school

[jovial latch]

and he’s at home

[rain mango]

This is what I think would fit Project Zomboid:

https://soundcloud.com/miami-supercops/phantom-of-a-regular-size

[neat moat]

Is your son human?

[jovial latch]

no

[neat moat]

I see

[jovial latch]

I birthed him though

[toxic relic]

odd question ghoti

[jovial latch]

he’s my biological son

[ocean breach]

what

[neat moat]

odd answer

[jovial latch]

We share dna

[toxic relic]

no

its not odd

[ocean breach]

why is there a fallout centaur in your household

[neat moat]

I feel some illigal cloning is going on

[jovial latch]

no

[toxic relic]

laws are lame

[jovial latch]

he’s just my son that I grew in my own belly for 9 months

and when he came out he happened to be a dog

[toxic relic]

9 is a long time

[jovial latch]

That’s a normal time

[neat moat]

where's the father

[toxic relic]

no

[ocean breach]

you say that now but youll be regretting that on february 28th 2026

[toxic relic]

its normal for humans

[jovial latch]

Immaculate conception

[toxic relic]

zeus enters chat

[neat moat]

So your dog is like Jesus then

[jovial latch]

basically yeah

he’s an uber driver and a nurse too

[toxic relic]

no i think this is a minos and zeus situation

[jovial latch]

I prefer god

[toxic relic]

which one

[jovial latch]

Zeus is way more sexual assaulty when he impregnates people

[neat moat]

The one true god

The great I Am

The giant flying spaghetti monster

[toxic relic]

indeed

technically it was hera

in the myth hera cursed the queen

and thats how the minotaur

yeah

...

[neat moat]

so i am going to shower after reading this chat

[ocean breach]

is stalker 2 heart of cherynobl worth the 150 gigabyte download (its gonna take me 2 and a half days cause my download speed is supposed to be 30 cows but is actually only a randomized number between 3 and 6 for some reason)

[toxic relic]

asterion

[subtle igloo]

is their any good server yall can tell me

[dire timber]

Just resume download when you're not at computer :3

or limit its download speed with you are

[ocean breach]

im not waiting till next year for it to be done downloading

[subtle igloo]

like for project zombid

[dire timber]

All the horrible bugs will be fixed by then yay

and more advanced npcs

[toxic relic]

ask in #pz_b42_chat xbox usernam

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-cybperunk2077-johnny-silverhand-cyberpunk2077johnny-silverhand-keanu-reeves-gif-22771089

[toxic relic]

i have intrusive thoughts like that whenever i sit on a ledge

"what if i just jumped bro"

[livid notch]

This shit's good
https://open.spotify.com/track/5LLhdR6qdQvAfSm2C0EYj4?si=UzFpR9MsQxytmNe6UVx9KA

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/case-oh-caseoh-caseoh-burrito-burrito-steakhouse-burrito-gif-6073358232731293284

[half kettle]

curse of the pharoah

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/frustrated-lazytown-mayor-reaction-lazytown-mayor-gif-17428744

[livid notch]

Ah the nostalgia just hit...

[pseudo fox]

https://tenor.com/view/curse-curse-of-ra-lift-gpj-gif-2501239950796775840

[heady basin]

i remember seeing this happen in the game and just laughing hysterically

it was the funniest shit ever

just having a regular convo with takemura

and johnny’s like “im bored”

wee

i was like “me too man me too”

[livid notch]

Bruh isn't it 2 am in Australia? Go eep

[polar kernel]

fortnite

[heady basin]

its 1:30 pm

why is everyone dumb

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-fortnite-chapter-6-gif-14200747067117261506

[toxic relic]

idfk

people cant understand timezones

[livid notch]

It's just me that is

[heady basin]

nah i’ve seen others do that too

[toxic relic]

it happened yesterday or the day before as well

[heady basin]

i think it’s just us that people get confused about for whatever reason

[toxic relic]

ik

[toxic relic]

its odd as fuck

[heady basin]

oceania cops the timezone dumbness

[toxic relic]

indeed

they have zero capability to understand that theres more earth if you move the globe

[frosty tulip]

2:31PM here in Vic

[heady basin]

https://tenor.com/view/morpeko-pokemon-cute-smile-animated-gif-17920821

this is now my new favourite pokemon

morpeko my beloved

[toxic relic]

its 4:30 pm in auckland

i think i win this battle

unless someone in samoa is here

[heady basin]

it was never a battle tho

[toxic relic]

hahah ye ik

[heady basin]

that’s unlikely

finding aussies and kiwis here is already hard enough

but someone from samoa?

that’s like

shiny pokemon rare

[toxic relic]

theres probably at least 1 here

SAMOAN, SHOW YOURSELF

WE ARE FRIENDLY

:]

[stiff geyser]

What

[toxic relic]

"modder"

[stiff geyser]

Y'all talking about time zones?

I just got here

[heady basin]

im pretty sure colonialists already tried this

and that ended as expected

[stiff geyser]

Yes. I suck at modding:D

[toxic relic]

i didnt know you made pz mods

[heady basin]

eugh i ate a whole bowl of tomato soup and now im sick

why must my stomach be smol

[toxic relic]

why did you eat the bowl

[heady basin]

haha very funny

not

[toxic relic]

is it funny or not

[heady basin]

it’s not

[stiff geyser]

I made one of the most hated mods on the workshop

[toxic relic]

ayo

tell me

thats an achievement mate

[stiff geyser]

It was a pride mod with clothes with the colours of pride flags lol

[toxic relic]

...

[heady basin]

man
mega corporations would be prooud

[toxic relic]

thats upsetting

[stiff geyser]

I had to disable the comments

[toxic relic]

i dont know how to console you but thats fucked

that makes me genuinely angry haha

[heady basin]

okay stinkname i need ur opinion on this as a fellow registered lgbtq+ member

what’s ur thoughts on big companies donning rainbow colours on their logos and selling rainbow clothes and shit during pride month and only on pride month

(i’m bisexual)

[toxic relic]

fuck rainbow washing

[heady basin]

YES

okay good

[toxic relic]

and pink capitalism

we abolish

[stiff geyser]

I don't really mind tho?

I'm not sad about it

[toxic relic]

im sad about it

[heady basin]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/cyclops-ryu-dap-me-up-dap-dap-up-gif-2485274535169214603

[frosty tulip]

Ye not surprised, hadn't you been receiving angry comments for ages?

[livid notch]

Missplums can you choke me I'm so fucking pissed

[toxic relic]

[heady basin]

why

[livid notch]

I'm pissed

[heady basin]

i mean
i appreciate the support and all
but can we not be like stereotypical and only selective to ONE FUCKING MONTH

THIS AIN’T A TOUR BITCH

[stiff geyser]

I did for a couple of months, just deleting the worst of them. Got bored of it and just disabled them. I'm not sure if I should port the mod to B42

[heady basin]

why

[toxic relic]

ill use it if you port it

[livid notch]

Family fight, the usual

[heady basin]

ok

[toxic relic]

my bf and i can make a gay homestead :]

[heady basin]

fair

[frosty tulip]

I would just to piss those guys off

but its ur call rlly

[heady basin]

ram ranch

[stiff geyser]

That's a good reason

[heady basin]

no? ok

fair

[toxic relic]

i dont want to call it that

[stiff geyser]

I promised to not port it till I get a bf myself lol

[toxic relic]

hahah thats valid mate

like tartan said, its ur call

[heady basin]

valid indeed

[onyx igloo]

we need a police american flag

have you guys seen that one?

[toxic relic]

hey bro

[onyx igloo]

doesn't make sense how it not in pz yet

[toxic relic]

whats your point with that

[onyx igloo]

wdym

[stiff geyser]

The what

[toxic relic]

dont ask

[frosty tulip]

I don't know what that is

[toxic relic]

seriously

[heady basin]

there’d be a few people against that

[onyx igloo]

wdym

[toxic relic]

we are not talking about this

[onyx igloo]

did i say a bad?

[toxic relic]

sean is an opp

[heady basin]

no no

ots just

[toxic relic]

yes you did

...

[heady basin]

police have been rather

[heady basin]

uhh

[onyx igloo]

oh

[toxic relic]

stop

[onyx igloo]

right

that

[heady basin]

selective to who they help in certain cases

[stiff geyser]

Btw I've been using the B42 mapping tools and I just noticed that one of the American flags is mirrored lol

[onyx igloo]

don't mind me just being an idiot

[toxic relic]

..

[heady basin]

all good

[onyx igloo]

i apologize profusely

[heady basin]

stinkname its ok

[frosty tulip]

also I'm pretty sure that flag didn't even exist back then.

[heady basin]

we all start off ignorant about something

[frosty tulip]

if ur talking about the one I'm thinking about

[livid notch]

[toxic relic]

im going to have a panic attack

mr stinkname out

[heady basin]

u k bud

[onyx igloo]

is he alright?

[heady basin]

idk

[stiff geyser]

Which is also true for most pride flags... I also thought about making a period accurate pride mod because of that lol

[frosty tulip]

fair but I thought they meant base game

[onyx igloo]

theres a period accurate one?

just curious

[stiff geyser]

Most pride flags were created after 1993. The only one that existed during 1993 was the rainbow one (I might be wrong)

[onyx igloo]

interesting

[stiff geyser]

Making clothing mods is annoying ngl

I think the devs have a way to automate the process. I'm insane so I write every script in notepad

[ruby river]

:D

im playing Join Any Army in enlisted and i got japan FOUR TIMES in a row!!!

[worldly forum]

the “blue lives matter” flag is typically too politically controversial

[onyx igloo]

oh politics

i don't usually get into that stuff

so

[stiff geyser]

I have no idea what that means but congratulations :D

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[neat moat]

Was it even around by the time zomboid was out

[stiff geyser]

Why

[worldly forum]

the blue american flag is apart of that so???

[onyx igloo]

i just thought it was a flag for police offices

[plucky crag]

True...

[worldly forum]

that’s why someone might be against that

[stone nexus]

No why, only balls.

[worldly forum]

obviously not your fault

[onyx igloo]

spheres

[stiff geyser]

Officer Balls

[onyx igloo]

im officer balls

[stone nexus]

John Balls

[onyx igloo]

Deez R. Balls

[restive pollen]

Fred!

I got fired bro 🔥🔥🔥

[stiff geyser]

Why

[worldly forum]

the first pride flag was in 1978

[restive pollen]

Give me some money rq

[worldly forum]

it obviously wasn’t around as much as the modern one is

[onyx igloo]

i never knew any pride stuff existed till like now

interesting to learn

[restive pollen]

Idk my contract just got cancelled

Give me money 🤑 🤑🤑

[worldly forum]

yeah!! it originally also had a pink and a teal stripe :3

[stiff geyser]

Which one is the modern one?

The one with six stripes is just one year younger

[neat moat]

And the modern blue flag and it's popularity really only stated in 2014

[stiff geyser]

The one with six stripes is the best design of that flag

[worldly forum]

yeah when i mean “modern” i mean the six stripe and the inclusivity

i like the progress one :)

[onyx igloo]

give me some money too i want to buy a toyota off craigslist🤑

[stiff geyser]

I don't

Has too much going on

[plucky crag]

you'd get two answers depending on who you ask, really

[worldly forum]

there’s just some issues with putting intersex in it because many intersex folks don’t consider themselves as lgbt

[restive pollen]

Nah ur alright, sometimes stink is a bit vehement, but we still chill with him

[neat moat]

Id glady take 500 bucks off someone who don't need it

[onyx igloo]

i need a job just for something to do tbh

i'm stuck at my house alot

[plucky crag]

same

[young kelp]

streamer

become streamer

[worldly forum]

it’s a nice symbol though

[restive pollen]

Ok hot take, I think it should have stayed the original rainbow pride flag (now gay flag) rather than have the community at large using the Philly one on left

[young kelp]

now you're working and stuck at house

[onyx igloo]

what the hell am i gonna stream
me going like "AUGFUHHFGDHTGDFHJDFRJ"

[stiff geyser]

The rainbow was supposed to represent everyone. By adding specific flags to it, you are ruining it's original purpose and excluding people who aren't implicitly represented in it

[onyx igloo]

my humor, is kinda idiotic

[restive pollen]

Yeah

That’s my kind of thoughts

[plucky crag]

i prefer the original one myself, but i dont quite have any issues with the other

[young kelp]

is today's brain rot any different?

[fair yacht]

:D

[onyx igloo]

mine's more, mlg-ish

[fair yacht]

hi friends!

[onyx igloo]

mlg was peak

[stiff geyser]

Hellowo

[plucky crag]

mgl humour? in 2025?

wow

i mean

[onyx igloo]

i still like mlg

[worldly forum]

we disagree there not interested in arguing. i just like talking about the evolution of pride

[plucky crag]

im surprised some people even remember mlg

[worldly forum]

flags are very very cool

[plucky crag]

it was like an amnesia fever dream

[stiff geyser]

Albania flag my beloved

[restive pollen]

I’m not necessarily against having the segmented flags for each individual sexuality or identity, but.. you get what I mean right?

[plucky crag]

Seychelles have a banger flag

[onyx igloo]

i think i have brain damage cause life feels like an amnesia fever dream

[livid notch]

All the class skipped school today, happiness

[plucky crag]

Yeah I see what you're saying

[fair yacht]

happy sounds

[restive pollen]

Are you reacting to what I think you’re reacting to? 😭😭

[stiff geyser]

The flag is infinitely contained within itself

[fair yacht]

huh

[young kelp]

?

[fair yacht]

whats this for

[young kelp]

nothing in particular

[ruby river]

The thin blue line was created in 2014. The game takes place in 1993, so it wouldn't fit in.

One controversial flag that WOULD fit in, however, would be the confederate flag, because it existed for a long time before and was widespread displayed in the area of kentucky

[restive pollen]

Lmao I’m sorry raph I’m still stuck on the demon worship thing

Let’s move on

[onyx igloo]

gotcha

[worldly forum]

yeah guys the one thing we shouldn’t talk about is differences in religion

love y’all :)

[onyx igloo]

different religions have different cool things

[fair yacht]

oh this

[worldly forum]

luna!!

[onyx igloo]

thats my statement

[worldly forum]

slay

[young kelp]

normally i'd be happy if classes get skipped, the problem is that it cost money to get to school for me, so if the classes do get skipped, for the love of god at least announce it while i'm still in bed

[fair yacht]

yeah prolly best to not bring it up here

[plucky crag]

https://tenor.com/view/pipa-cat-chonky-black-gato-gif-14397642423018926492

[fair yacht]

:9

[worldly forum]

dw pagans stick together

[livid notch]

The thing is, the school diden't, the class did

[fair yacht]

[restive pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-standing-fat-epic-gif-23115386

[young kelp]

Stop worshipping the demons, PRAISE THE LAMB INSTEAD!

[polar kernel]

[worldly forum]

hey DORK

[wraith dust]

Lfmaoooo

[stiff geyser]

Hello chip

[polar kernel]

hey IDIOT

[wraith dust]

Holaaaaa

[restive pollen]

I liked that game. I should keep going some day

[stiff geyser]

English only smh my head

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-gif-1834222127792525549

[plucky crag]

lfmaoooo = Laughing fucking my ass off off off off 😭

[wraith dust]

Lmfaooodbfbcjsa

[fair yacht]

omg two handed is so good in this gameeee

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorpshit-mad-gif-12826934952903770254

[fair yacht]

😍

[wraith dust]

Have any of you play fear and hunger

[onyx igloo]

guys have you ever heard about using incense candles against ghosts

[wraith dust]

It looks like a silly but scary game

[onyx igloo]

is that ghost weed

is an incense candle ghost weed to make them chill out

[ruby river]

A cool flag they could add would be the pan-african flag because that was made in 1920

[wraith dust]

Lmfao

[fair yacht]

:D

[restive pollen]

Would that technically be paganism? Paganism is polytheism right?

[restive pollen]

What game is this?

[worldly forum]

it’s more of an umbrella term than one thing

[fair yacht]

Elin

[worldly forum]

i’m an omnitheist

[fair yacht]

i figured out how to add custom portraits

so naturally

i added one for raphtalia and one for malty

[worldly forum]

i believe in. basically everything

[onyx igloo]

im an omniscent being

[stiff geyser]

I did that with Subnautica

[neat moat]

English or Spanish?

[plucky crag]

first time i've ever seen this word, how long has this been a thing?

[fair yacht]

[onyx igloo]

but i still have a stomache that can curl in knots so don't stress me out please

[fair yacht]

i could probably find out how to turn it into a mod but eh...

[stiff geyser]

Have you seen the pics I have in my cyclops?

[fair yacht]

not yet

[worldly forum]

idk!!! i just realized that i love faith so much that one didn’t

encapsulate??

[plucky crag]

i see

[restive pollen]

Is this different from omnism? Iirc omnism is belief in all potential gods

[worldly forum]

so the christian god, greek gods, etc

[plucky crag]

personally, im not religious/spiritual whatsoever

[worldly forum]

no that sounds about right

[onyx igloo]

mortis

[worldly forum]

i mostly just love learning about different beliefs

[worldly forum]

FAITH MENTION

[onyx igloo]

i like the faith game

[worldly forum]

YOPPEE

FYFH

HETG

[plucky crag]

they definitely are interesting

[onyx igloo]

i love ghosty stuff

[worldly forum]

https://tenor.com/view/faith-the-unholy-trinity-gif-27528983

aw man

no image perms in here

[onyx igloo]

i like getting the ghosts in phasmo high on incense candles

[plucky crag]

wait wha

you should have perms here right?

or do survivors get it

[stiff geyser]

This lol

[worldly forum]

nah, not in general chat

[fair yacht]

i love it.

[plucky crag]

man i didnt even realise that

[fair yacht]

man.. my bf has not messaged me all day...but hes on fallout 4

[restive pollen]

Ah, I’m boring old Christian catholic/sometimes atheist. But I am a universal reconciliationist

[fair yacht]

😭

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-orange-cat-funny-cat-meme-explodes-gif-10706110874965244466

[worldly forum]

ah there’s a universalist church near me

[onyx igloo]

reconciliationist sounds like a faction in stalker

[worldly forum]

i only went once

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-better-call-saul-lalo-salamanca-don-eladio-fall-gif-25657866

[onyx igloo]

nirvana

[fair yacht]

funny thing is. if i told my mom about Lilith shed flip the fuck out

[worldly forum]

with my mom. they were very welcoming but we were both a little overwhelmed by it

[fair yacht]

anyway

[plucky crag]

im not tryna make you paranoid or anything but playing games doesnt stop someone from having the ability to text

[fair yacht]

its been all day :(

im worried

[frosty tulip]

never been too into ghost stuff tbh, don't find them that scary

[plucky crag]

I'm sorry to hear that, cus that sucks. I hope they're in contact soon

[onyx igloo]

ghosts just be chillin tho

in my house

[restive pollen]

It’s mostly just the belief that all souls will one day be reconciled with god, the umbrella term covering people who either don’t believe hell is permanent, or that hell is real at all

[frosty tulip]

ye but like the ghosts are boring

[onyx igloo]

they opened my closet once thats about it

[frosty tulip]

we need caveman ghosts

where are they

[fair yacht]

ghosts seem cool

[onyx igloo]

unga bunga

[frosty tulip]

wat

[onyx igloo]

i think it was grandma dude

[plucky crag]

My mum told me to simply figure out for myself what I wanted to believe in, and that turned out to be nothing, well, spiritually, I'm not a nihilist by any means

[frosty tulip]

it woulda been lol

[onyx igloo]

she wanted to see all my new outfits bro

[frosty tulip]

I'd sooner believe a Bigfoot exists than a ghost

[restive pollen]

Had so long to come to peace they just aren’t around anymore 😔

Ghosts always confused me in fiction

[thin wedge]

If ghosts don't exist explain this

[worldly forum]

really? idk

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-bread-bread-gif-19081960

[worldly forum]

there’s a quote from overwatch that i think about a lot

“what seems like magic may just be science we don’t yet understand”

something along those lines

[onyx igloo]

science is magic

bro

[frosty tulip]

well what I say to that is how has there not been a single piece of defintiive proof that a ghost exists?

with how many "sightings" there are.

[fair yacht]

omg

[restive pollen]

I cope with the fact the universe will end by relying on the fact there’s a like 30% chance a new universe will begin again

[fair yacht]

its

DFLT!

[frosty tulip]

You'd think there'd be a shred of evidence.

haven't seen it

[restive pollen]

Yeah lmao I don’t believe in ghosts

Narwhals tho? Those are real

[frosty tulip]

also with how many humans have existed throughout history, you'd think ghosts would easily outnumber us

[plucky crag]

I am pretty sure all of that is theoretical as of now

[restive pollen]

Swear I saw one once

[frosty tulip]

think about how many people have died throughout history

[restive pollen]

Believed in them forever after

[onyx igloo]

theres too much reality going on i don't like it
give me ghosts and ghouls and goblins

[frosty tulip]

why arent we outnumbered by these ghosts

[worldly forum]

yeah well if you’re a see it to believe it kinda guy, i can’t change your mind

[half kettle]

guitars are far too cool

[worldly forum]

and you can’t change mine!!! isn’t that fun??? i love having talks!!!

[restive pollen]

Yeah but in terms of how likely theory is, small chance those theories are true, but it’s not impossible so I can cope and not deal with the existential dread!

[worldly forum]

we don’t have to convince each other to believe everything the other believes

unless you’re. evangelical. i guess

[frosty tulip]

why do you think it's less likely that a bigfoot exists than a ghost tho?

I don't think either does

[plucky crag]

The most likely possibility, in my opinion is heat death, as it goes at this moment in time anyways, but I'm not like, against a second big bang lol

[frosty tulip]

but I'd sooner believe a bigfoot would exist than that

[worldly forum]

i didn’t say that. i just have a different perspective

[restive pollen]

Heat death but I mean after heat death

[polar kernel]

ghosts are real cause one gave me head

[worldly forum]

there’s no rhyme or reason to it

[restive pollen]

The whole “quantum fluctuations eventually spiking hard enough to pop out a new universe”

[worldly forum]

i just think that ghosts are plausible

[plucky crag]

My bad, I thought you were talking about the big crunch

[worldly forum]

and i don’t need evidence

[onyx igloo]

what is the next step in our operation

alien guy

[polar kernel]

wow im really losing my touch im so unfunny ill see u guys later (never)

[frosty tulip]

I'm the type that does need the evidence

[worldly forum]

that one just fell off i’m sorry

[frosty tulip]

if I'm walking through some abandoned building, I'm more scared about a squatter shanking me to death

[restive pollen]

Yeah, I believe in heat death rn, why believe in something most scientists aren’t championing?

[frosty tulip]

than some ghost

[worldly forum]

yeah i just said that. if you’re a see it to believe it person there’s no where we can go but just discuss

[polar kernel]

im somewhat dumb so if u sound confident enough ill believe anything

[plucky crag]

I don't believe in it either it's just from experience I've talked to people who do

[onyx igloo]

nah bro the world wont end garfield will save us

[onyx igloo]

THE GOVERNMENT IS HIDING CHEESE IN A SECRET BUNKER AND SELLING IT OFF TO US!!!

[worldly forum]

anyway there’s a hexagon on saturn LOOK IT UP

[plucky crag]

Big crunch would require dark energy to suddenly become inverse and considering we don't even UNDERSTAND it..

[worldly forum]

i would post a picture but uhm

[plucky crag]

The aurora on the poles?

[worldly forum]

i can’t.

[worldly forum]

can you look up hexagon on saturn and post a picture?

[onyx igloo]

bees on saturn

[frosty tulip]

gotta love how pathetic our ocean looks compared to one of Jupiter's moons

[frosty tulip]

sounds terrifying there

[worldly forum]

you know what pisses ME off

[worldly forum]

my beloved <3

[frosty tulip]

europa is a shitshow

[onyx igloo]

a really big bee made that

[plucky crag]

Well damn, that is infact, a hexagon

[restive pollen]

Most solid theory I’ve seen relating to it is that it’s produced by gravistars, but even then we have 0 proof they’re not entirely theoretical

[worldly forum]

ISNT IT COOL

GDHRHGHH

SPACE

[plucky crag]

Gravistars are a fun idea

[worldly forum]

SPACE

SPACE

[restive pollen]

What pisses you of lily?

[onyx igloo]

space is cool but also fucking scary

[fair turtle]

hi does anybody want to play project zomboid with me

[frosty tulip]

GUYS LETS BE REAL HERE

[fair turtle]

im pretty new but im decently experierced

[frosty tulip]

Saturn > Jupiter

easily

[plucky crag]

I adore space.

[frosty tulip]

it's not even a contest

[onyx igloo]

i fear space

[frosty tulip]

jupiter is so lame compared to saturn

[plucky crag]

Neptune >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[onyx igloo]

its cool though

[fair turtle]

but it big

[plucky crag]

Neptune has supersonic winds and I think that is so fucking cool

[frosty tulip]

I don't care

[onyx igloo]

oh dear neptune

[fair turtle]

big = coolbob

[frosty tulip]

it doesn't have the cool ring

[onyx igloo]

like spongebob

[worldly forum]

every goddamn space movie. does the “fold a piece of paper and stick a pencil through it” for a wormhole explanation