general_chat

[dawn spade]

Ow my organs exploded

[naive flicker]

Real

[silk grail]

I think making it break a rib is fine

BUT

add bleeding and multiple rib breaks

[naive flicker]

Yah

[dawn spade]

Tbf

[silk grail]

cause it’s not gonna choose a rib to break

it’s breaking multiple

[dawn spade]

A 1 tonne animals stepping on you with 1 foot

[silk grail]

I once had 8 ribs broken

[dawn spade]

So its only like 250~ kg

[naive flicker]

Gawd damn

[silk grail]

True but the pressure

[silk grail]

moose stunlocked me 😭

[naive flicker]

I mean it depends
You can put more weight onto it
And stomps also add velocity

[candid tide]

hey bros

[naive flicker]

Naw 😭

[silk grail]

cause the broken leg in my game

[naive flicker]

🍔

[silk grail]

Turns your movement speed to 25%

So I couldn’t get away from him 💔

[candid tide]

like bromg bros can you brolieve it bros it's brover for me

[naive flicker]

Nah this game is already a walking simulator 😭

25% is wild

[naive flicker]

It's brover

[silk grail]

ehhh it slowly increases

[dawn spade]

What game are we actually talking about btw?

[silk grail]

the more you walk too the more you tolerate it (this was the hardest shit to code ever)

[candid tide]

you break leg?

everything will be brokay

[silk grail]

The long dark

[naive flicker]

The long dark

[dawn spade]

The long dark what?

[candid tide]

your bros will be here for you bro

[silk grail]

Like if you take 1000 steps you’ll be up to 50%

and so on, that’s how you heal it

not realistic but idc

[naive flicker]

Yeah walking is boring

[silk grail]

thug it out…

[naive flicker]

I hate hauling loot 💔

[silk grail]

I added a chest brace too

prevents rib snaps

[naive flicker]

Added allat just to make it a private mod lol

Won't blame ya tho

[silk grail]

yeah

can’t have my stuff stolen fr

[naive flicker]

Fixing this shit and maintaining it after updates can be painful

[silk grail]

plus it’s still very buggy

apparently I had 7 broken legs at one point

[naive flicker]

Wtf

[silk grail]

where did the other 5 come from

[dawn spade]

Spaghetti leg fr

[silk grail]

So I made it a feature

it was 7 breaks not 7 different legs

still 25% movement which was fine, might add a splint which takes up a leg clothing slot but negates the movement speed

[dawn spade]

U made spaghetti leggy a 25% movement impairment?

[silk grail]

https://tenor.com/view/walking-wilder-woods-bear-rinehart-light-shine-in-stroll-gif-17256757

how interloper feels

[silk grail]

yes

[dawn spade]

Ur very generous with punishment

[silk grail]

I am not going below that it’s already extremely painful

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/moist-moistcritikal-moistcrit1kal-penguinz-penguinz0-gif-6970813881893662375

[silk grail]

You also don’t regain stamina

[naive flicker]

How Stalker feels:

[silk grail]

I think that’s fair

[naive flicker]

(too many wolves istg)

[silk grail]

Or you do but only if you pass time or sleep

[naive flicker]

Even more than on interloper

[dawn spade]

I think theres a 0% chance that leg ever works again

[silk grail]

You can’t regain it whilst walking

[twin bear]

Blind dogs ain't shit

[dawn spade]

It would kill u if not removed

[silk grail]

walk 3000 steps to heal it

[naive flicker]

Dawg 🗣️

[hexed vigil]

why does my UI show item report and debug name on all items

[naive flicker]

That's normal

[twin bear]

Unstable build

Yep

[hexed vigil]

ah thanks

[naive flicker]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/343175835257405442/1269725005965426822/ezgif-2-bb5dbb1dbf.gif

[hexed vigil]

im playing apocalypse difficulty is this a huge mistake i forget

[silk grail]

crusader should I just add death as an affliction

you instantly die if I feel like it

[naive flicker]

Some guy on the TLD server turned me throwing rocks into a gif

Vandalism 🤤

[naive flicker]

Yeah sure why not

[dawn spade]

Can u not die normally in that game

[silk grail]

You can

When condition reaches 0

I’m just adding it so you instantly drop dead

[naive flicker]

Suicidal thoughts affliction 🗣️

Nah but fr

[silk grail]

I like the cheating death idea

[naive flicker]

Mental health should lowkey be a thing

[twin bear]

How hard would it be to make a mod that let's you peek around corners

[silk grail]

with the permanent or temporary benefits

[naive flicker]

Which game?

[silk grail]

All of humanity dead but we chillin

[dawn spade]

Shouldnt be that hard i imagine

[twin bear]

I added sanity to every game I could

[naive flicker]

Frfr

[twin bear]

In minecraft I see things in the dark lmao

[silk grail]

auroras should cause fear

[dawn spade]

Sanity usually sucks

[silk grail]

because yk an Aurora did wipe out humanity

[naive flicker]

Yea cuz surviving in any apocalyptic scenario or being far away from society ain't fun n games

[dawn spade]

Tbey should increase ur psyche what u mean

[twin bear]

Pz, like an animation u can do on corners to peek around them without exposing ur character depending on stealth

[dawn spade]

Aurora is cool

[silk grail]

They caused the death and collapse of humanity

[naive flicker]

And they do weird stuff. if animals freak out during auroras then so should you

[dawn spade]

Um

[silk grail]

Literally

[naive flicker]

Yea or over fences

[silk grail]

when the bear hit in the Aurora 💔

[dawn spade]

I was thinking lights in the sky aurora

[silk grail]

Yeah that’s what we mean

but this is like

[twin bear]

Yeah could have some data packs for other mods like true crouching and stuff

[silk grail]

a big geomagnetic storm

that caused humanity to die

[last spoke]

I really wanted to like that game, but the time that certain things took just drove me completely up the wall

[silk grail]

because the wildlife went mad and killed everyone

[naive flicker]

I almost got killed by an Aurora wolf in my 140 day run 💔
Revolver saved my ass, like he would've gotten me if i would've shot one sec later

[silk grail]

interloper 279th day rn

[naive flicker]

Crafting?

[silk grail]

with my affliction mod

[naive flicker]

Oh damn

[dawn spade]

Can wildlife realistically even beat us if it tried

[silk grail]

Prolly

[dawn spade]

I have my doubts

[last spoke]

Why does it take like 10 minutes to snap a long stick into a less long stick

[naive flicker]

I'd win tho

[robust ether]

Anyone living in Ireland on this chat?

[naive flicker]

The blicky always wins

[silk grail]

stick scary

[twin bear]

My favorite tarkov gun

[naive flicker]

Yea idfk tbh

[silk grail]

9 minutes of overcoming immense fear

1 minute of snapping

[naive flicker]

Glock with a drum mag 🥶

[silk grail]

I wanna try rosenip tea irl

is it rose nip or rose nib

[twin bear]

Nah blicky that does 1 dmg per shot with a chance to not do any dmg

[naive flicker]

I honestly wanna try the ketchup chips and chocolate bar. They look hella yummy

[silk grail]

True

[naive flicker]

Tarkov logic

[silk grail]

isn’t it granola

[twin bear]

U don't have chocolate bars in Germany?

Tf?

[naive flicker]

Both
Granola and chocolate

[naive flicker]

Ofc we dp

[silk grail]

We mean the ones ingame

[vital marten]

The framers were burning treated wood bout 3 foot from the house today 😭

[twin bear]

Oh

[silk grail]

I guess chocolate doesn’t spawn in interloper 😭

[naive flicker]

Hell naw

[silk grail]

can’t have shit

or I’ve just never found it

[naive flicker]

It should, maybe it's just too rare for you 💔

Can't have shit on interloper

[silk grail]

probably is ngl

bow vs bear

[twin bear]

I'm just waiting on mutant animals

[vital marten]

Imagine you’re a builder, you come to inspect your job site, the house you just constructed has a fucking fire 3 foot from it when the house has plywood exposed and all

[naive flicker]

Interloper mfs after devs remove like half of the in game items on their difficulty: 👍

[silk grail]

They should add eokas

[naive flicker]

Zombie deer finna charge yo ahh

[silk grail]

eoka pistol vs Aurora bear

[twin bear]

Smth like zoocosis but not with goofy designs

[silk grail]

zoocosis was so ass

[twin bear]

They start out normal and get more aggressive as time goes on

[naive flicker]

Torch vs moose

[twin bear]

99% of games that come out now are asset flips

[silk grail]

5 ribs broken

[twin bear]

Flamethrower

[silk grail]

wolf vs scary fire stick

[naive flicker]

Yah we need a flamethrower in PZ and TLD

[twin bear]

U don't need a torch when u have an m62

[vital marten]

Based on the ash piles scattered around they’ve lit maybe 6 fires or so throughout the time they’ve been working there

Its one of the most unusual and dangerous behaviors I’ve seen on a job site in my 5 years in construction

[twin bear]

It makes complete sense

[naive flicker]

Mfs are such pussies istg 😭

[silk grail]

ong

irl a Wolf js gonna jump and rip your jugular

[twin bear]

The military alrdy has a plan to burn shit down if smth like that happens

[naive flicker]

As long as the supervisors don't see it

[silk grail]

crusader what struggle option do you choose

[twin bear]

A wolf 1 on 1 Will run

[naive flicker]

Animals taking over cities? They'd straight up pull out the Abrams

[naive flicker]

Usually knife.

[twin bear]

No an infection causing mutations

[last spoke]

Abrams

[naive flicker]

Yea stuff like cordyceps would be ez to kill with flames

[twin bear]

Including normal zombies since it'd be boring to have mutie animals with normal zombies

Speaking of muties

[naive flicker]

Governments wouldn't fuck up IRL. Not like in movies

[twin bear]

Someone needs to make a frank horrigan mod

[naive flicker]

Huge ahh character

[twin bear]

People want it too but no matter how badly they wish it'll never happen

[naive flicker]

How is bro gonna fit through doors

[last spoke]

Did we live through the same 2020 or not?

[twin bear]

He'll make new holes

[silk grail]

bare hands 😈

even on interloper

[naive flicker]

Idk man i wouldn't want ts 💔

[twin bear]

U have no idea how badly it could have been

[naive flicker]

Covid ain't comparable to a virus where humanity is at risk of becoming extinct

[twin bear]

Same here, all those crazy "survival" experts are gonna get killed for their kits

[naive flicker]

Bro think he Mike Tyson 😭

[twin bear]

I don't wanna have to literally sneak around all day just to stay alive that sounds boring

[naive flicker]

I'd cry in a corner, barricade my door and fill up my sinks and tub with water and wait i guess

After that? Not sure

[silk grail]

I am

I haven’t lost a single struggle yet

[naive flicker]

Peak

We need combat skills in TLD fr

[twin bear]

Toaster + Bathtub = Respawn in a different town

[naive flicker]

Hell yeah

A hair dryer should also work

[twin bear]

Or an early 2000s Nokia haha

[silk grail]

Desperation is the best strategy in interloper ngl

[twin bear]

Idek what that is

[silk grail]

I couldn’t even fight back against cougars before they were removed

[last spoke]

American survival kits tend to consist of
an bottle of one water
Two soup
Enough ammo to collect the above from their neighbours

[silk grail]

because I didn’t have a bow to take a shot

I have an idea

[naive flicker]

Yeahhh cougars were messed up in their first release

[silk grail]

you know after a struggle

If you can’t take a shot

There should be an emergency stim option

[twin bear]

Is this a different game or

[silk grail]

yeah

[twin bear]

Doesn't sound like pz

[silk grail]

It’s the long dark

[naive flicker]

We are talking about the long dark lol

[silk grail]

if it was pz id be in pz chat

[naive flicker]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258908958580539504/1295131967964053544/attachment.gif

[twin bear]

That game was way too short for me

[silk grail]

depends how you play

[twin bear]

At least the main story or wtv I played it on day one gp

[last spoke]

If you came to genchat expecting PZ talk

[naive flicker]

The story mode is episode based

[silk grail]

Aurora Wolf with fists was a general fight for my life

[twin bear]

I see pz all the time

Here

[silk grail]

that struggle was intense man

[twin bear]

I wish there was a survival mode

I think I saw it added one

[naive flicker]

I use hold mouse option in struggles

[naive flicker]

There is

[silk grail]

I had a knife but I’m not using allat I’m fighting with my fists

[naive flicker]

Bruh how do you miss it 😭

[last spoke]

I don't even play PZ

[silk grail]

knock that mf out

[naive flicker]

Nah das crazy

[twin bear]

Playing it when it came out on cloud

[silk grail]

wolf vs Mike Tyson

They should add proficiency

[twin bear]

Same with Starfield aka fallout in space but worse

[silk grail]

Win enough struggled with like a knife

become better at winning struggles with that option

[twin bear]

I like green hell

[silk grail]

Same

[twin bear]

The vr version is awesome

So hard tho

[silk grail]

True

[twin bear]

Love the forest vr too so many goobers in those servers

[spice raptor]

mike would lose cus he would be too focused on biting his glove

[dim cloak]

Microwaved cheese sandwiches suck

[silk grail]

You right

[dim cloak]

It just hardens the bread

[naive flicker]

Green hell is cool

[last spoke]

That sounds rancid

[silk grail]

I would still choose fists even with a gun

[spice raptor]

cooking 0

[silk grail]

need that desperation damage

[twin bear]

Until u get eaten by cannibal men

[vital marten]

Have you tried a bowl of water in the microwave with it when trying to do that? Maybe it would increase local humidity or something and make it less hard

[narrow bear]

Jezuz

[naive flicker]

Nah panthers are my opps

[twin bear]

Cup of water with cold pizza works wonders

[silk grail]

or just don’t put bread in a microwave

[dim cloak]

I don't have a griller other than a bbq grill outside and it's snowing rn

[narrow bear]

Have some self respect folks

[silk grail]

no toaster?

[narrow bear]

A teapots cheap

[frosty tulip]

I got Kenshi for that instead

[twin bear]

I made my first shiv and died literally seconds later to dude with a spear lmao

[naive flicker]

I don't have that issue usually
The bread stays soft for me

[twin bear]

That game is so hard to learn

[naive flicker]

Bruh 💀

[dim cloak]

It was. But it wasn't the worst I've had surprisingly/dissapointingly

[frosty tulip]

Ye but rewarding when ya do cause of all the cool shit in it

[frosty tulip]

Like the skin bandits

[dim cloak]

My parents freeze extra bread. And puts the fresh bread in the fridge

[silk grail]

did Green hell have maggot infested wounds

[frosty tulip]

Perfectly reasonable humans

[silk grail]

or was that another game

[silk grail]

bro what

[naive flicker]

[silk grail]

do you not have a cupboard

[twin bear]

Yeah I haven't gotten a chance to play it that long since my friend game shared it with me

[dim cloak]

It has maggot-healing wounds so kinda

[naive flicker]

You are able to put maggots on infected wounds

[silk grail]

Ah that was it

[twin bear]

Yeah

And leaches

[dim cloak]

Ikr

[narrow bear]

Based

[silk grail]

I remember maggot abusing every single infection I had

so I didn’t die

[narrow bear]

Aye it extends shelf life

[naive flicker]

Had like 6 ash and tobacco bandages in my inventory

[silk grail]

We still use maggots in healthcare today actually

iirc I had some on my burns at one point

[last spoke]

Healing items are just a crutch for people who take damage

[naive flicker]

Nah y'all kill me instead i don't want ts on my wound 💔

[dim cloak]

Pro tip: freezing bread loaves actually keeps it fresher long past its expiration date, but putting it in the fridge makes it stale faster. So either get a breadbox or leave it out

[silk grail]

They lowkey chill

Can only eat dead flesh so

[twin bear]

Imma just try to flirt up the cannibals

[silk grail]

they chillin

[naive flicker]

I know but i hate bugs

[silk grail]

they’re gross but they’re chilling

[twin bear]

Bugs are amazing

[naive flicker]

Try that in the forest

[dim cloak]

Flirt up the cannibals that only appear with low sanity

[silk grail]

they said “we’re gonna try some maggots on your leg”

[twin bear]

Spiders keep Flies and shit in check

[silk grail]

you’re gonna what

[naive flicker]

Oh hell naw

[silk grail]

but tbh

appreciate the maggots man

[narrow bear]

Ffs giving wanna eat mu meat a whole new meaning

[dim cloak]

You can still get hurt by the hallucinations

[naive flicker]

Spiders are aight

[silk grail]

my leg went from looking like it had gangrene to clean

[twin bear]

All them limbs gotta be useful for something 🥶

[naive flicker]

Fr 🥶

[silk grail]

I fucking hate cowman

[naive flicker]

Well yea I'm pretty sure maggots are useful

[silk grail]

fatty breaking my buildings

[dim cloak]

You mean demon?

[silk grail]

no, cowman

[vital marten]

In more ways than one

[naive flicker]

I call him bomb fatty

[dim cloak]

Or minotaur?

[silk grail]

https://tenor.com/view/sloppy-joe-the-forest-cowman-pinkguy-gif-22195228

This guy

[dim cloak]

ah.

[silk grail]

that’s cowman

[naive flicker]

I give all of them nicknames actually
Most are german

[naive flicker]

Yea true

[silk grail]

what do you call the worm

I call it wurst

[naive flicker]

Sausage

Würstchen

[silk grail]

oh my god he’s literally me

[naive flicker]

Wurat

Wurst

[dim cloak]

So a giant hostile waterbear.

[silk grail]

yeah it’s also fat

and uh

made of dead people

wtf even is a cowman

[naive flicker]

Idfk

[silk grail]

is it like

an armsy is people fused together

tf is a cowman

[dim cloak]

Hot take: Brätwurst is better in hot dog buns than actual hot dogs

[naive flicker]

Lowkey valid

[dim cloak]

(as an american)

[silk grail]

you right

it’s tougher n better

[naive flicker]

But nah fr the mutants in the forest are messed up istg
But in SOTF they're even weirder

[silk grail]

100% agreed

[dim cloak]

Yeah, but you can't eat brätwurst raw when broke tho

[last spoke]

Message could've ended after 5 words

[dim cloak]

Hot dog cheaper

[dim cloak]

Ik

[silk grail]

you can eat anything raw with enough willpower

it’s not safe but

you can do it

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

[dim cloak]

true

[dim cloak]

Why did you block them

[silk grail]

mfs who eat raw steak gross asf

[heavy ivy]

🟠 we have a special place in our heart for costco hot dogs

[last spoke]

He hasn't

[dim cloak]

That is true tho

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/2-blocked-messages-discord-saul-goodman-better-call-saul-meme-gif-4482802462778253475

Uhhh idk

[silk grail]

Or below medium

[naive flicker]

Well done>>>

[silk grail]

so true

[dim cloak]

Medium or medium-rare you tire-eaters

[narrow bear]

I gotta ask

Define raw.

[silk grail]

Well done is great on paradoxical cuts

[dim cloak]

You need the J U I C E S .

[heavy ivy]

🟠 you know not of which you speak

[silk grail]

Blue to medium rare

[naive flicker]

Okay man, do you also drink raw milk and only eat on wooden boards or what

[last spoke]

Anything above medium rare is just blasphemy

[dim cloak]

tf is raw milk

[naive flicker]

Y'all eat raw meat n shit 💔

[silk grail]

I mean I love paradoxical cuts

[heavy ivy]

🟠 you will not be allowed to even look at my steak in this house

[narrow bear]

Rare is disgusting

[naive flicker]

Non pasteurized milk

[silk grail]

where well done is insanely tender and juicy

[narrow bear]

Medium and medium rare is goated though

[silk grail]

medium is my go to

[dim cloak]

Ah. I'm lactose-intolerant so yeah.

[silk grail]

I can’t have anything with pink or blue in

[narrow bear]

I do medium well for sandwhiches

[narrow bear]

Or a good burrito

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/lactose-intolerant-gif-7276316439304744333

[silk grail]

Well done is the best with a good marinade

[narrow bear]

WHEN DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING BLUE

[silk grail]

today

[dim cloak]

I do medium-well if it's like a burger patty

[silk grail]

I had a blue steak I think it was over cooked

[narrow bear]

Yeah theres just so many conditions ti make well done good

That it aint worth

[silk grail]

Not really

Just know how to cook

[last spoke]

BLUE???

[dim cloak]

But steak and porkchops, Medium or medium-rare

[narrow bear]

Same thought really

[naive flicker]

Lobotomy

[silk grail]

People eat blue steak

[last spoke]

Nah you got some new disease

[silk grail]

I’m deadass

[narrow bear]

How is that even possible.

[narrow bear]

Okay we can all agree

[naive flicker]

Chicken better anyway

[dim cloak]

I remember some classmates somehow turned choccy milk like radioactive green somehow

[narrow bear]

Those are heretics

[twin bear]

Dye

[silk grail]

Blue steak is the term that's used to describe a steak cooked at a very high temperature for a short period of time. That means a maximum of 1-2 minutes on each side, which will leave the center of the steak practically raw

[narrow bear]

Thatneed to be purged

[naive flicker]

Dye on meat is crazy

[last spoke]

Bad news, you're gonna die in like 7 hours
Good news, you get to name the disease

[silk grail]

people who eat blue steak need excorcisms

[twin bear]

Welcome to North America

[silk grail]

no you don’t it’s just food poisoning hope that helps

[dim cloak]

Idfk how they managed to do that but I remember they told me it's to "pick up chicks"

[heavy ivy]

🟠 or third option: mushroom

[twin bear]

Home of sleepy med chicken

[naive flicker]

Red40 🤤

[narrow bear]

Country steak though godbless

[dim cloak]

Like they be making fucking love potions irl or some shit

[narrow bear]

Its just shnitzel but yk

[silk grail]

Green steak on top

[narrow bear]

Goated.

[naive flicker]

Radioactive choccy milk sounds yummy

[dim cloak]

Not if it has no choccy or milk in it

[silk grail]

you get it from the ultra rare grass that eats cows

[naive flicker]

L

[dim cloak]

Yep

[naive flicker]

Vegan ppl should thank us. We get rid of cows that eat their food

[silk grail]

real

[last spoke]

I want a choccy milk now,,,

[naive flicker]

I'll have one in approximately 8 hours

[dim cloak]

They were super weird. And dicks. They left me alone at the same lunch table for like a full year. By myself bc I was an new kid at the time

[silk grail]

Banana milk the best

[naive flicker]

I usually don't fw vegans ngl

Some are okay i guess??

[silk grail]

Lived off it after my burns ngl

[naive flicker]

Nah, standard choccy milk is the best

[dim cloak]

They weren't vegans.

[naive flicker]

Og

Oh

[silk grail]

I cooked a steak in food tech when I was 14 and some vegan girl cried so I told her to fuck off and got detention

[heavy ivy]

🟠 you shoul have some its good :3

[dim cloak]

0G foods

[naive flicker]

Hell naw 💀

[silk grail]

it was a good steak tho

her crying wasn’t gonna revive the cow was it

[naive flicker]

True

[dim cloak]

Too bad American schools don't have anything cooking-related classes of any kind. only after-school programs and clubs

[silk grail]

ah that sucks

[naive flicker]

Shoutout to cows for being so yummy

[silk grail]

shoutout pigs for being made of bacon

[dim cloak]

Not their milk straight-up tho

[dim cloak]

That's police

[naive flicker]

Never tasted raw milk

[silk grail]

who the fuck found out cow milk was edible

[naive flicker]

Idfk, probably saw a calf doing it and he did the same...

[silk grail]

should we thank him or be concerned

[naive flicker]

Both

[silk grail]

right sounds good

[heavy ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/payday-2-payday-pd2-death-sentence-payady-2-death-sentence-gif-17267625918096399204

[naive flicker]

Dropkick his front door

[dim cloak]

"FBI OPEN UP"

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-gif-22864571

[silk grail]

fun interloper trick for you crusader

get parasites

to eat as much predator meat as you want for free

what’s it gonna do, give you parasites?

[last spoke]

I mean, human infants already eat human milk, if infant cows eat cows milk, there's a pretty clear line to draw

[naive flicker]

True. Predator meat must be the main food source in interloper

[silk grail]

It is

kill a wolf with a stone and the wolf dies

🙏

[heavy ivy]

🟠 choccy milk is the bestest milk :3

[silk grail]

well yeah but you wouldn’t just go up to a random sheep and start squeezing it for milk woukd you

[last spoke]

Very blurry line between insanity and innovation

[naive flicker]

Innovation often comes from insanity

[heavy ivy]

🟠 it produced results either way

[silk grail]

true

now we gotta try eat poison dart frog

because colour means flavour

[naive flicker]

Oh hell yeah

Let's add random mushrooms too

[heavy ivy]

🟠 you will be a good lesson for the rest of the group

[silk grail]

it’s not poisonous that’s just the name

[silk grail]

dude

let’s add a live king cobra

[naive flicker]

Snakes are chill but cobras? Naw

Idk i don't like em

[silk grail]

who’s gonna tell him

[toxic relic]

food coma

[naive flicker]

I like smaller snakes

[toxic relic]

all snakes are chill

theyre just lil guys

just dont scare 'em

[silk grail]

okay fine we can add a live anaconda instead

[toxic relic]

huggable

[naive flicker]

Mfs are strong

[silk grail]

nah I got one as a scarf right now

he’s chill

[dim cloak]

Yeah, they killed so many people on the titenic

[toxic relic]

i feel the urge to say "no shit bro"

[silk grail]

I found him in the water

[fair yacht]

[silk grail]

it won’t let go guys

I think he just loves being my scarf

[toxic relic]

indeed

[naive flicker]

Bro is too attached

[silk grail]

uh oh

[dim cloak]

Just go full goku and bit it

[naive flicker]

Snek

[silk grail]

if you get bir by a vecomous snake

bite it back

to put the venom back in it

work smarter not harder

[naive flicker]

Reverse tactic

[toxic relic]

anacondas arent venomous

theyre constrictors

[naive flicker]

Yah

That's why they're so strong obviously

[dim cloak]

It's just general advice

[toxic relic]

advice

or misinformation

tbh if you bite a venomous snake youre likely to just ingest more venom ahaha

hilarious

[naive flicker]

Throw it around

[silk grail]

No it’s fine to swallow venom

[toxic relic]

depends on the venom

[silk grail]

Well not fine but

[vital marten]

Never use, better off just burning it for heat in the cold

[silk grail]

Less dangerous

Than to have it injected

[fair yacht]

back to playing Elin

[dim cloak]

Go full piccolo then and squirt it out your neck

[naive flicker]

[dim cloak]

Cron

[naive flicker]

Cron

[toxic relic]

its generally 'safe' if you eat it unless you have any cuts in your mouth

any opening to the blood

just cook the venom out

[twin bear]

Man I had a joke about spitting venom but idk

[toxic relic]

i can tell its not funny

[naive flicker]

[vital marten]

At least you thought it through before saying it

[twin bear]

Not risking a ban over a joke about snakes

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/piccolo-arms-crossed-dragon-ballz-dbz-ぴっころ-gif-9326332

[toxic relic]

why would that get you banned dude

[twin bear]

u obviously didn't know what the joke was then

[dim cloak]

What joke?

[toxic relic]

?

[twin bear]

The snake is solidified in gaming history

[naive flicker]

I think it's time to go to bed

[dim cloak]

You mean... the arcade game?

[naive flicker]

Gotta sleep

[dim cloak]

Go sleep then

[twin bear]

Solid snake yeah

Dude from metal gear

[dim cloak]

Why is that bannable tho

[naive flicker]

Huh

[twin bear]

No the joke about venom

Not solid snake

[naive flicker]

Uh anyways imma head out, cya

[toxic relic]

how about you joke about deez nuts

gottem

🤓

[dim cloak]

I stil I don't get it. I never played any Metal Gear game

[toxic relic]

dstroyer

[dim cloak]

Ticklin' the gottem

[toxic relic]

the joke is unrelated to metal gear

[fair yacht]

metal gear mentioned.

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-metal-gear-solid-mgs-fish-gif-25288765

[dim cloak]

k

[dim cloak]

About 79% till level 10

[hardy mural]

You are rank #178 at level 24 with 26,588 experience. (2,312 left for the next level)
[ ] 1%

[narrow rune]

god has tried to kill me and failed

[toxic relic]

which one

i know several myths of gods being terrible in the assassination business

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CZnsnmqEcw

[neat moat]

never a dull moment when driving

[fair yacht]

this is rlly neat

[unreal bane]

Even captured the day 1 Police Officer aim.

[plucky blaze]

okay so im playing build 42 my partner wants to play with me but its not multiplayer if i set my game back to 41 will it delete my character of build 42?

[unreal bane]

You'll be "locked out" of that savefile until you restore B42.

[rain mango]

I drink to spice it up

[neat moat]

I dont think drinking is going to make my almost crashes feel any less anxiety inducing

[stiff geyser]

Make a backup first

Just in case

[plucky blaze]

so will it still be there?

[plucky blaze]

ive done it before with earlier builds i just dont want my build 42 to go bye bye i have a diary im keeping track of the days of making a up a story

[unreal bane]

Should be, yes. With plenty of warning popups if you try to load it on B41.

But yes a backup always helps.

[plucky blaze]

how do i back up a world

i forget

i havent done it in awhile

[unreal bane]

https://steamcommunity.com/app/108600/discussions/0/2265817650395740986/

[plucky blaze]

thanks

[half kettle]

My days are quantified

[unreal bane]

As fun as it is, I suggest not being too invested in B42 as of yet. Lots of adjustments and fixes coming our way over the next month or so.

It may have a chance to be irrepairably patched over at some point.

[plucky blaze]

but my zombie diary story 😭

im on day 8 lol

i dont even call em zombies i call em things in my book

[unreal bane]

Have you tried transcribing them elsewhere? I've done some witty narratives for characters in other games, which I keep backups of.

[fair cape]

Uno at the casino……. OH GOD THE CHAOS

[young echo]

Oh I did that for an xcom run once!

[silk grail]

I heard the old rust mp5 sound

[unreal bane]

.... the exact same thing I did.

[young echo]

Mine ended horribly because everyone died

[unreal bane]

The custom backstory thingy is too good.

[young echo]

So there wasn't really any "ending"

all the logs kinda just stopped

[fair yacht]

Friends!

:D

[unreal bane]

Had this writeup for a Specialist who was recruited because he was giving grief to ADVENT patrols by constantly hacking their communications and broadcasts, replacing them with cheesy "prohibited Japanese hand-drawn media".

[young echo]

Lemme see if I can find my old one

I had one dude who was a reference to Erin from AoT

[unreal bane]

It originally started as a suggestion my friend asked for his character. Then it became a consistent theme, so I backed it up.

[jovial latch]

moew meow meow meow

meow meow meow meow

[stiff geyser]

Y'all think we are ever going to see Fort Knox in PZ?

[young echo]

The writing isn't great, since I was like... 15 or 16 when writing this

but it's pretty funny sometimes

[narrow bear]

already is one bro

[stiff geyser]

It isn't

[narrow bear]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1414568604&searchtext=fort+knox

bro im literally raiding it rn

[stiff geyser]

Fort Knox is supposed to be somewhere here

Where Bedford Falls is

[narrow bear]

wait isnt it spawning for you

i found the mod for it

[frosty tulip]

They mean added to vanilla

[narrow bear]

ah

[stiff geyser]

bruh

[narrow bear]

then nope gonna take a while

better than nothing

[unreal bane]

Hey, people dismiss youthful writings as cringe material. But it's still developing their ability to express.

... not so much modern day, though. It's just brainrot.

[stiff geyser]

Subject 43 was my best novel and I'll never finish it cause it's so cringe

[pseudo fox]

Skibidi

[half kettle]

send me cat photos.

[little night]

Imagine if they turned the server logo inwards

Very scary

[pseudo fox]

Ok

[little night]

Done

[wraith dust]

WOW LMAO

SKILL ISSSUE

😹

[quiet siren]

Decided to try making cities look overgrown/post apocalyptic to practice editing pictures, might also use this as a background in my visual novel lol

The city in this picture is Scottsboro, the county seat of Jackson county AL (right next to where I am irl, I've been to Scottsboro a lot)

[pseudo fox]

I think it's decent, the road looks too smooth though

[quiet siren]

The visual novel I'm considering using it for goes up to a year after the zombie outbreak, and that picture is probably gonna show up ~10 months in, think that looks about right for that long?

[limber bear]

Anyone else have cars totally bugged since the hot fix

[quiet siren]

Also thanks lol

[pseudo fox]

Yeah should be good then

[quiet siren]

Alabama as a whole (especially my area) is barely holding kudzu back from completely overtaking the entire state as it is, with constant maintenance

So it'd probably get overgrown faster than most places imo

[fair yacht]

!sporfo

[prime thorn]

EEK! Wrong door! Sporfo is two doors down the hall! https://i.imgur.com/F25Nn90.png By Sporfo <3

[fair yacht]

[unkempt spindle]

where do we put feedback if we find a bug in the Unstable

[trim hemlock]

game should have a button at the bottom right to report bugs

[floral fiber]

!hana

[prime thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1079967390957305857/1079972553134702622/unknown-322_1.png

[dawn spade]

!dance

[prime thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1013627138454327296/breakdance.gif

[languid berry]

I own a Alice pack :3

Like.. the one from pz…

Woah..

[wise spruce]

How i do play B42? What do I switch in the settings again?

[heavy ivy]

right click gamem -> properties -> betas -> UNSTABLE

[wise spruce]

thank you!

[soft magnet]

Hi, I'm Valentin and I created a pz server.

[narrow rune]

Grahhhhh

[soft magnet]

there are raids on fridays and saturdays and it is pvp only louisville

[rain mango]

explode

[half kettle]

boom

[rich light]

boom

[fathom igloo]

mooB

[rich light]

[rich light]

[heavy ivy]

🟠 growls

[still lynx]

Is there a way to recover the seed from an already played seed

[neat moat]

You forgot your two *

[half kettle]

Grools.

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825273448149286922/1315338358188150864/1733634972526851.gif

no horse posting permissions yet

sad

[half kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825273448149286922/1315338358188150864/1733634972526851.gif?ex=6793b0ce&is=67925f4e&hm=1f26b4f3d70ed576813619560cdf38edc5fd7767d1c4ba25f3e9138269a42944&

SeanHorse.

[onyx igloo]

i appreciate posting my horse gif

it is horse

[narrow rune]

Man I'm so hungry

I could eat something large

maybe starting with an H

[spark warren]

Ham

[onyx igloo]

ham is good

[spark warren]

Huge Ham

Humongous Ham

[toxic relic]

i hate ham

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-17006273006060164916

[narrow rune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092213297765429350/1302112171500638229/him.gif

[icy vigil]

Gonna eat good

Tommorrow

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/ready-to-fight-daniel-cormier-ufc-brasil-im-ready-come-here-gif-16848845

[fathom igloo]

Why

[ruby river]

hi chat

[narrow rune]

I ate good today

[toxic relic]

texture and smell

[narrow rune]

we are trading

[toxic relic]

its evident that i dont enjoy soft textures

and ham is decidedly smooth and soft

[fathom igloo]

Ah

[icy vigil]

How about bacon

[spark warren]

What about turkey

[toxic relic]

i dont like bacon

or turkey

[icy vigil]

[fathom igloo]

Ohhh bacon 🥓

[toxic relic]

bacon cause of the taste and smell

[half kettle]

do you like chicken

[narrow rune]

Honestly not a bacon guy myself unless it's in a BLT

[toxic relic]

and turkey cause ive never had it

[narrow rune]

but also I just don't like much breakfast foods

[toxic relic]

im not american

[spark warren]

What about pulled pork

[toxic relic]

im friends with a lot of chickens

id say i like chickens

[narrow rune]

Holy moly I love pulled pork

[toxic relic]

theyre chill dudes

my uncles farm has so many chickens

[half kettle]

are you a vegetable?

[heavy ivy]

🟠 Chickens are cool

[ruby river]

i like smoked ribs

[toxic relic]

what did you just say

are you calling me a vegetable?

[ruby river]

if theyre cool why do you eat them 🥺

[half kettle]

yeah

[toxic relic]

if i was a vegetable what would i be

hm

[heavy ivy]

🟠 chickens are cool and tasty (sometimes) (I really dislike shitty chicken)

[toxic relic]

maybe an aubergine

[half kettle]

i'd be a leek

[toxic relic]

theres a leek in this boat

[fathom igloo]

Tbf I’m not a turkey person either. I always pick ham

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/leek-ah-scream-scared-frightened-gif-4073852

im a funny man

haha

[toxic relic]

never had it

turkeys arent exactly native to other countries

[half kettle]

give me canned tuna

[toxic relic]

canned tuna feels like im eating hair

fibrous as hell

[half kettle]

depends on the tuna

[toxic relic]

almost like eating soft celery

[fathom igloo]

You’re not missing out. To me it smells like sweaty gym socks

[spark warren]

No wayyyyy turkey wins 100/100 times over ham

I love dry turkey

[toxic relic]

how about you dry deez nuts

its been very hot today

[fathom igloo]

No.

[spark warren]

:(

[toxic relic]

also

im unsure about that fraction mate

when you say it wins 100/100 times over ham

youre saying it wins once over ham?

[fathom igloo]

Reduce it

[toxic relic]

so only you like it?

[spark warren]

I don’t know anymore 😭

[fathom igloo]

0/10

[toxic relic]

dont use fractions

[toxic relic]

but that would work

as in it never wins over ham

[spark warren]

Turkey is just better that’s all

[fathom igloo]

And that’s how I feel about it too

[toxic relic]

consider the semantics of using the mathematical expressions in your prose

real

[fathom igloo]

I deserve a cookie

[toxic relic]

math man activated

[onyx igloo]

how about

buffalo chicken

from the deli

on a sammie

[heavy ivy]

🟠 thought y'all were talking about the country and got really confused on how it related to ham

[onyx igloo]

ham

the country

hamtown

[spark warren]

HamTown, U.S.A.

[onyx igloo]

home of the hammies

[jovial latch]

I miss my son

[icy vigil]

I also miss quiche's son

[polar kernel]

i also also miss quiche's son

[half kettle]

who's quiche's son

[ocean breach]

maybe the real quiche's son is the friends we made along the way

[narrow rune]

I don't miss quiche's son

I did NOT kill him though

[spark warren]

I miss quiche's grandfather

[narrow rune]

Hey guys fun fact

I hate the way sugar is said and spelt in Italian

[plucky blaze]

did they remove the wall papers for build 42 or sum

[ruby river]

hi chat

fun fact

youre awesome

[narrow rune]

Wanna know a Moe fun fact

This is a threat

[ruby river]

Moe has said the word "Sigma" 4 times in this server.

[narrow rune]

what the fuck I have?

Nope, 5 times

[ruby river]

Moe has said "Among" 8 times

[narrow rune]

How about fuck

[limber kindle]

pog

[narrow rune]

He's gonna be counting for a while

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092213297765429350/1302112171500638229/him.gif

[ruby river]

719 times

[narrow bear]

what mod is this

[narrow rune]

damnit that was quick

[ruby river]

its an easter egg

press "esc" then press "quit game" to unlock it

trust me bro fr

[narrow bear]

we got a comedian here frfr

[dawn spade]

Shoot it

[limber kindle]

most of my loot from this first week

add another generator across the street

can generators power street lights

[narrow rune]

All that yummy drinkable gasoline

[limber kindle]

I live down the street from the gas station

[dawn spade]

All that yummy bathable gasoline

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/alif-defjamsea-fire-burn-defjamsg-gif-16624289

[jovial latch]

Miss my son

[jovial latch]

wait what

[chrome jetty]

Nuh uh

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/fuel-fire-explode-gif-20640086

[limber kindle]

is the new zomboid map being so big a bug

[limber kindle]

or is it all explorable

[wraith dust]

LETS GO

[neat moat]

the great stink doesn't use fractions? How curious

[chrome jetty]

No

[neat moat]

nvm

misread

abort

[crimson arch]

This will be my first time playing if y’all had to say, is it very hard to learn

[cedar hornet]

It's fun

The best part of the game is the stage where you're learning

[half kettle]

i ate a rotten orange.

[crimson arch]

I’ve watched a couple YouTube videos on it. The exploration of the map looks huge.and also buddy of mine told me it’s similar to a game called HumanitZ

[spice saffron]

When should i establish a base? so far im just running to towns collecting all i can

[wraith dust]

MONEY

[spice saffron]

im on day 19

[onyx igloo]

Have you seen the pallet of gold

[spare ingot]

whenever you feel like it

if you want to live nomadic then do it

and if you wanna live in a base then do it

whatever is more fun

[wraith dust]

SHIEEEEEEEEEEET

[ancient mist]

Don’t know if it will let me but look what I found https://youtube.com/shorts/vk9AHDtZwmk?si=l_VpH-EAvwFtl-fJ

[wraith dust]

@shrewd dagger first week and already drippy

[livid notch]

After that you will suffer boredom

Least I did

Oh man good times,.I used to be such an pz guide in pz chat, now the memory is a bit rusty

[urban hull]

May I ask for help here?

What is up with these cat gifs?

[livid notch]

If it's for pz, go to https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/136501320340209664

[urban hull]

That is a kitten

Why are we looking at kittens?

[urban hull]

Ok

[livid notch]

they are cute what else?

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/hehe-cat-hehe-cat-gif-23105830

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/zarex-gif-23990652

[urban hull]

Yeah I adore cats. But I see them for what they are. They are predators. I really hate it when humans breed them to be weak, taking away from them what make them true

[wraith dust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhCn3TBS4J8 LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[livid notch]

There it comes...

[chrome jetty]

Idk abt that tbh. Domesticated cats have made several species go extinct

[wraith dust]

IM GO CRAZY

[chrome jetty]

Like would you want a wolf in your house? Or a dog?

[tender igloo]

thats awesome i was just playing the first one on my steakdick

steamdeck

[chrome jetty]

Since the animal is smaller it requires less space to be healthy, and less resources to keep it healthy

[polar kernel]

visions of chudtopia flashing before my eyes as im barred for entry forever (a woman touched me)

[urban hull]

No I am serious about that. In my opinion it is animal abuse to breed them with defects like the do in south korea and Japan. It is animal cruelty

[chrome jetty]

Defects? Wdym

It was selective breading

We did it with plants too

[urban hull]

Short legs for one

[tender igloo]

i have a munchkin , thats a natural occurance is how that was made it wasnt due to breeding

[chrome jetty]

First I’m hearing of it tbh

[urban hull]

They took away the legs. Cats are beauitiful and you need to respect them,

[chrome jetty]

Wdym they took away the legs, last I checked my cat still had legs

I’ve never seen a legless cat

[unreal bane]

They never lose their instincts. I don't know what you're on about.

And I've been a cat mom for 25 years.

[urban hull]

Honestly, if you breed "muchkins" you are my enemy.

[unreal bane]

Ok.

[chrome jetty]

I’ve never seen a cat with abnormally short legs either

[tender igloo]

ok

[chrome jetty]

What is a muchkin lmao

[unreal bane]

A specific cat with extra short legs.

[tender igloo]

i dont breed anything , im just saying you should probably research their geneology before assuming its from breeding when it was a genetic thing that occured in the wild

[unreal bane]

They were born like that; humans then exclusively bred them to retain that feature.

[chrome jetty]

Ahh, does it prevent any bodily functions of the actual cat?

[urban hull]

Cats are Tigers and Lions ins their heads, and they are awesome rat hunters. You took away everything they stand for. That is animal cruelty and it is illegal

[tender igloo]

ok im out

[unreal bane]

Of course it does get in the way of natural hunting. If munchkins had to hunt naturally.

[chrome jetty]

It is not illegal. Selective breading is everywhere

[chrome jetty]

Ye but they are bread for domestic use so

They aren’t living in constant pain

[urban hull]

I will make it illegal

[unreal bane]

They're bred to be housecats and pets. Yup.

[chrome jetty]

If you manage to do that you will doom society

[unreal bane]

Ok

[chrome jetty]

Corn used to have like 5 kernels per plant

Through selective breading we got the massive cobs we have now

Literally any farming plant is selectively bread (not including gmos but that’s relatively new)

[urban hull]

Cats should be respected. Do you know why? Because Cats hunt rats. If you have not Cats, your society will be overrun by rats. Rats carry disease, like the bubonic plague

[unreal bane]

Ok

[chrome jetty]

Well I could argue outdoor cats have devastated ecosystems

Sure they hunt rats, but they also lead the dodo to extinction

Ontop of killing all manner of birds and other animals

[urban hull]

No there is no way you can argue that. You just want to assume a position of opposition to me just because for no reason

[chrome jetty]

I love cats, don’t get me wrong. And they should not be abused. However that particular selective breading isn’t abusive?

that’s where we don’t see eye to eye, or rather I don’t know why you find it cruel

[urban hull]

I am very strict when it comes to respecting animals.

[chrome jetty]

You should join PETA

[unreal bane]

Because we're posting cat pics that make them seem cute.

[urban hull]

And when it comes to animal cruelty, I will be the one that will torture you to death as the punishment

[chrome jetty]

I feel like valuing one non human life over one human life is dumb

It is very stupid

[urban hull]

Most humans are garbage

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We are conscious of our existence

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I’m sad to hear you have that view of our society

[urban hull]

Cats are superior to 90% of the human population

[unreal bane]

May the gods have mercy on your poor soul.

[chrome jetty]

Idk man, I could probably win against a cat. So could 90% of the human population

[unreal bane]

Jadod it's time to call it here.

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Last I checked cats didn’t have tanks

[unreal bane]

I need to feed my cat anyway.

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I gotta wake up at 5 am lol (it’s almost 12 rn lol)

It’s actually super insane to think about how we were able to conquer nature over the course of the existence as a species