general_chat

[icy vigil]

i get the icon change

PZ is being flipped to Blizzard

all makes sense now

[candid patio]

My shot of the day. Feedback?

[candid patio]

Taken from my dashboard while I was driving, through my dirty windshield

[candid patio]

I don't understand this

[karmic jetty]

geogussing this

a road from florida to somewhere

[icy vigil]

🫂

[candid patio]

Okay it's not in Florida or anywhere near Florida but the road does go to Florida. Were you able to make out that the truck has a Florida plate?

[karmic jetty]

nahh

[icy vigil]

zeerol's just a natural doxxer

[karmic jetty]

u thot i was smort

but i shrimply rmbr u mentioning florida a few days ago

[lyric galleon]

zeerol members

[candid patio]

Also I did start the day in Florida... But I covered ... A lot of miles. Did you want to narrow down your guess?

[lyric galleon]

goldfish fears the zee

[karmic jetty]

NO

lokiel or xal or echo might tho

[strange spruce]

Le cats

How many cat emotes n stickers do u got

[candid patio]

Did you want the answer? Lol. Answer:

[icy vigil]

[lunar saddle]

any texans

thoughts on snow

?!

[karmic jetty]

dox

[strange spruce]

Answer !!!

[candid patio]

I was just passing through, racing that storm. I beat it.

[karmic jetty]

not as much as u think

[strange spruce]

Dam

[lunar saddle]

my texan friend was just askin me about if its normal for it to be hella bright

like ye bro

[candid patio]

I'm not there anymore or within 500 miles of there, I think it's okay

[strange spruce]

I only nees one ratto emot

[lunar saddle]

full moon on a snowy night = literally just as bright as day time, kinda crazy

only difference is the light doesnt flood ur house the way sunlight does

[strange spruce]

If only i didnt have a cat id get me a hammy

[lunar saddle]

cat>hammy

whats ur cats name

[strange spruce]

Its bomba

[lunar saddle]

no way

[strange spruce]

Yea

[lunar saddle]

bombaclat

[strange spruce]

Fer real

[lunar saddle]

why u do ur cat dirty like that

[strange spruce]

Hes a wee bit too mean

[lunar saddle]

hes a bombaclat genuinely?

deserved

some cats r real shitheads

[strange spruce]

Yeppers

[lunar saddle]

if i had a cat i'd name it lint

as in dryer lint

[strange spruce]

I had a cat named stefan one time,prob the most chill cat ive ever had

[lunar saddle]

the most chill cat ive ever met is my friends cat named tyson he looks like a chinchilla and has thumbs

[candid patio]

I drove 1700 miles over the last 31 hours.

[lunar saddle]

warrior

im glad u made it wtf

tho idk what miles r teehee 🇨🇦

DAMN 2700KM

BRO U GOOD

[strange spruce]

Only ran into a orange cat like twice and yeah the stories are true theyre the stupidest mfs youll ever come across

[karmic jetty]

jarvis triangulate his position 1700miles from his last known location

[lunar saddle]

did u drive it in the car in the pfp

[candid patio]

I've seen Texans drive in the snow and I didn't want to be any part of that. And if I didn't beat the storm I would have had to wait til Wednesday to start my trip.

[lunar saddle]

imagining texans drive in the snow is so fucking funny to me LOL

[strange spruce]

Ok i think ill get up and continue muh grind on rs

[candid patio]

Lol that would have been much worse. It was a Chrysler Voyager with shitty tires

[strange spruce]

God have mercy on my right wrist

[lunar saddle]

there's soooo many immigrants where i live so that first snowfall is so AGONIZING EVERYONE TURNS INTO A GRANDMA IM LIKE PLZ GET OUT THE WAY

[strange spruce]

It might explode

[lunar saddle]

u can immediately tell who is from here and who is not when the snow is fallin on the roads -_-

[candid patio]

In Texas everyone drives at least 20mph over the speed limit in their lifted trucks with mud tires / summer tires

[lunar saddle]

isnt that everywhere in usa

tho

thats what my friend from BC told me she went on a roadtrip through like 10 states or smt

[candid patio]

They don't adjust at all when there's snow

[lunar saddle]

thats so funny hahahahahaha

omg

here theres a law that states u have to change ur tires by dec 1st

into winter tires

guess who didnt 🙋‍♀️

guess what happened on dec 1st.. first major snow fall

the garages obvs get rly busy end of november and i procrastinated making an apt (like i do everythin else) so bro could only take me on the 5th

those 4 days of driving in the snow with summer tires were SOMETHIN

[candid patio]

These are some amazing all weather tires. Worked great in Colorado.

[lunar saddle]

ye they banned here

:3

[candid patio]

Really? That seems weird.

[lunar saddle]

i love government sticking their nose in everything i do :3

i love a million laws governing my life :3

NOT

[candid patio]

Just all weather tires in general?

[lunar saddle]

yE

U can have them in the summer

But in the winter u need dedicated winter tires

Thats just the gov touching tips with tire companies or whatever 🤝

[candid patio]

I've tried to make those lose traction really hard and I simply can't

[lunar saddle]

Yea idk

Im sure theyre fine in my grandma's day they were allowed

[polar kernel]

dudeeeee

im sleepy

[lunar saddle]

slepe

Why no slepe chip

[polar kernel]

what are u my mother?

no

[lunar saddle]

Maybe?

[candid patio]

Colorado doesn't have the realest winters so there's that

[lunar saddle]

I could adopt u maybe

[polar kernel]

im a grown man maybe u should opt for like

a cat or something

little more ur speed

[lunar saddle]

If ur so grown stfu and go to bed

:3

JOKES

[polar kernel]

everyones so mean 2 me 😔

[lunar saddle]

HAHAHA

Wait can i dm u a gif

That u just reminded me of

Wait nvm its stupid

[tame eagle]

if you're asleep, people can't be mean

[lunar saddle]

What time is it 4 u anyway chip

[young kelp]

I have just found out in darkwood, there is an alternative attack, I have no idea how much damage it does with the axe, but it can instantly break furnitures instantly and doesn't need to charge up its attack but does use a lot more stamina

[polar kernel]

its uh

2 am

[lunar saddle]

WEAK

3am here

[polar kernel]

but i dont work tomorrow apparently

so its cool

[lunar saddle]

I dont get tired

[polar kernel]

please dont tell me ur from quebec

[lunar saddle]

I just go to bed when i get bored

[lunar saddle]

Ye

[polar kernel]

ill have to block you i fear

[lunar saddle]

WTF

WHY

IM ANGLOPHONE

[polar kernel]

how unfortunate

[lunar saddle]

IM COOL

No im not like the others

I SWEAR

[polar kernel]

quebecois blocked

[lunar saddle]

im a minorityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[karmic jetty]

why not work

is it national holiday

[polar kernel]

its snowing in florida

[lunar saddle]

[polar kernel]

its snowing in florida

very different opinions on the matter

many such cases

[neat moat]

the alligators will be cold

[lunar saddle]

i hate u chip

[polar kernel]

no you dont everyone loves me

[lunar saddle]

not anymore

[polar kernel]

im such a charismatic little sweetheart no one can ever hate me

[lunar saddle]

hated ✅

[neat moat]

I am indifferent

[lunar saddle]

Ghoti is that ur fish in ur pfp

[polar kernel]

everyone i meet simply gravitates

[lunar saddle]

Or is it u

[neat moat]

Define "my fish"

[lunar saddle]

Looks like a goldfish

Possibly a painting ?

[neat moat]

Yes

[neat moat]

Are you asking if I drew it or of its my irl goldfish?

[lunar saddle]

both?

ye

both

[neat moat]

No, no

[lunar saddle]

aw

well i like the pic

Ngl at first i thought it was a betta and i got excited but i like goldfish a lot too

[neat moat]

It was commissioned by a very dear friend

[lunar saddle]

ur friend is talented

[neat moat]

They are

I tell them every time we speak

[lunar saddle]

Its very cute

[neat moat]

Indeed

[lunar saddle]

U gonna ask them out soon or what

[neat moat]

excuse me?

[lunar saddle]

ahahha i just imagine u going into their dms and immediately being like omg ur amazing

[polar kernel]

ooh ooh i have fish! i have fish!!!

[neat moat]

Do platonic relationships not exist anymore?

[lunar saddle]

nop

[neat moat]

Guess we're the last one

[lunar saddle]

live plants???? RESPECT

[lunar saddle]

For now

[karmic jetty]

very clean aquarium

[lunar saddle]

Ye how u keep it so clean

Is it cycled ?

[neat moat]

I dont appreciate this comment please stop

[lunar saddle]

sorry 🫡

Will stop

[karmic jetty]

usually when ppl post their fish the aquarium looks like that part in nemo

[neat moat]

lmaooo

yes

[polar kernel]

so i messed up and i actually need to cycle the water cuz i added wood to it and it wasnt boiled long enough

so the water got all stained

[lunar saddle]

im so scared of this happening

[polar kernel]

but my fish r assholes and dont wanna get taken out so

[lunar saddle]

I wanted to go searching for driftwood but i dont know how to treat it properly and when i look online most ppl say dont bother

[polar kernel]

now im working on a solution

[neat moat]

You could remove the wood and cycle the water

[polar kernel]

it was crystal clear until that happened and now im just mad

[karmic jetty]

i want an aquarium full of sardines

so i can get infinite fish

[lunar saddle]

wtf 😭 like to eat?

[neat moat]

maybe even deep cleaning the tank while youre at it

[lunar saddle]

what colour did it stain?

[strange spruce]

I had a angelfish one time who fucking killed every other fish that was with him in the aquarium

[lunar saddle]

sometimes it looks kinda good

[polar kernel]

BROWN

[lunar saddle]

what an angel....

[lunar saddle]

o.m.g.

[strange spruce]

For real

[polar kernel]

oh yea oops heres my other critter

[karmic jetty]

lizard jumpscare

[lunar saddle]

ITS. SO. CUTE.

[karmic jetty]

[lunar saddle]

WHAT IS IT

[polar kernel]

shes my best friend

[lunar saddle]

I LOVE HER

[polar kernel]

shes a gold dust day gecko

[neat moat]

do you not like lizards zee

[lunar saddle]

I love her soooooo much omg is she friendly?

hate revoked

[karmic jetty]

they are evil

[lunar saddle]

u r now cool

[polar kernel]

not particularly

shes skittish

[lunar saddle]

how old is she?

[polar kernel]

only when im feeding her will she interact w me

[neat moat]

Why are you disrespecting your own kind zee?

[polar kernel]

2

[lunar saddle]

do they tail drop?

[polar kernel]

yes but she never has

her sister did

and its inevitably what killed her later on sadly

[lunar saddle]

i have a 13 year old crested gecko who still has his tail which im so grateful for cuz they look so goofy w/out it

they look like lil turds 😭

[strange spruce]

What about frogs

[polar kernel]

she got an infection like a year after her tail came back n she refused meds or any help

[lunar saddle]

nooooo

[polar kernel]

i couldnt catch her without making things marginally worse

[lunar saddle]

im sorry D:

[narrow bear]

AYE LIZZY YOU ALIVE

[lunar saddle]

hiiii chiiii

[polar kernel]

i tried to just quickly spray her but it didnt work well enough it was sad

[lunar saddle]

plunger gangggggg

[narrow bear]

DID YOU GET YOUR THING CHECKED

[lunar saddle]

no:( but i did call to make an apt, im waiting for them to call me back, not much else i can do except wait in an ER For 20 hours and i alr told u i aint doin that -_- they shud call me back tmr

[karmic jetty]

hmmmmmm

frogs are aight

[neat moat]

alright???

this is outrageous

[narrow bear]

Better than notning imo

Its a good start

[lunar saddle]

ye well yall all urged me last night i was like ok i cant bs them and not do anything LOL

so i made the call

😓

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-bitch-frog-froggy-violencia-gif-11473119933870036476

[lunar saddle]

LMFAOOOO

[neat moat]

I hope you make a speedy recovery

[lunar saddle]

SAVED

[lunar saddle]

tysm 🙏🥺

[polar kernel]

"aww tysm" yeah bruh i know why r u psychoanalyzing me

[lunar saddle]

Pardon!?

[polar kernel]

my doctor already told me im autistic!!!

u dont have to say it too!

[narrow bear]

Mf hit em with the easiest joke in the book

Might ad well been a deez nutz joke

[neat moat]

Everyone here is autistic

[lunar saddle]

oh no 😭

i didnt get it LOL

[narrow bear]

Is adhd autism??

[lunar saddle]

no

[grand quiver]

Did the devs change the pz disc server icon?

[neat moat]

related but no

[narrow bear]

There you go

[neat moat]

well idk about related

[lunar saddle]

often concurrent but not always

[narrow bear]

Tested negative for ASF but positivr for ADHD

Gotta love the debuff

[lunar saddle]

eyyy adhd gang

plunger gang AND adhd gang

[narrow bear]

Would be too op if i could focus

[lunar saddle]

FR

SAME

[neat moat]

Is asf autism?

[lunar saddle]

i aint take my meds in like 4 days

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/alpha-wolf-sigma-male-gif-26562640

[neat moat]

I could never handle meds personally

Thank God I don't need them

[polar kernel]

just dont take them if the doctor gives u them

[lunar saddle]

ye i wasnt given a choice cuz they put me on it at 5 yrs old :33333333333

[narrow bear]

Asd

Was a typo

[polar kernel]

"are your meds working"

yes... i say with an unopened pill bottle

[lunar saddle]

LOL

[neat moat]

unfortunate

[narrow bear]

TAKE YOUR MEDS YOU BASTARDS.

[polar kernel]

clearly i didnt need them if u believed me

[narrow bear]

Its like im in a server filled with teenagers

[neat moat]

Do what works for you I guess idk

[lunar saddle]

Extremely, especially when they didnt give me any kind of specialized consultation to make me anything but dependent on them 💯

[hallow cypress]

ADHD meds aren’t necessary

[lunar saddle]

its not that simple 😭

[polar kernel]

the only time i took the meds was my wisdom teeth

i was begging for that shit

[lunar saddle]

true but when you take them regularly you really shouldnt stop cold turkey out of nowhere

[narrow bear]

Depends on the severity. Taught myself to aim my hyperfocus

[hallow cypress]

Like yeah i have my meds but i never take them

[polar kernel]

please just one more oxy i beg of you it hurts

[lunar saddle]

Teach me this + spanish ? :D

[narrow bear]

But not 100% there

[narrow bear]

Dm broda

Or sister LISTEN LIZZY IS A LADIES NAME

[lunar saddle]

lets GOOOO

[hallow cypress]

I actually usually take my adhd meds for another thing it helps with, not even for the adhd

[lyric galleon]

you wanna know what else is kinda like the language of spanish

[hallow cypress]

[karmic jetty]

one oxymoron coming right up

[neat moat]

Is Spanish your preferred language lizzy?

[lunar saddle]

I LOVE spanish but i barely speak it 😭

[polar kernel]

BOOOOO

[neat moat]

Oh

[lunar saddle]

I self taught it a few years ago for school

I was really good at it actually

Could hold a basic convo

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-man-you-know-who-else-my-mom-regular-show-funny-gif-9101122073397073314

[lunar saddle]

But didint have anyone to practice so i lost most of it

made me so sad

spanish is so beautiful

[neat moat]

You can relearn it

[karmic jetty]

la rata alada

[neat moat]

You'll have an easier time than first time learners

[lunar saddle]

i would love tooooo but i really need regularity to maintain it

[narrow bear]

Portugeuse?

Would love to learn that one but rather go for italian

[lunar saddle]

also i speak english and french and spanish is literally like the love child of those two languiages LOL that made it so much easier

[hallow cypress]

It’s been really fun with Spanish recently because all my favorite coworkers speak Spanish and i don’t, so they scare me by yelling at me in Spanish because it sounds scarier to be yelled at when you don’t understand it

[neat moat]

Are there people in your life that you can regularly speak Spanish with?

[lunar saddle]

this is so funny LOL your coworkers sound chill

[narrow bear]

Tagalogs an interwsting one cause hear me out

[lunar saddle]

none :c

[narrow bear]

A LOT OF FILIPINOS AROUND THE WORLD

[karmic jetty]

oh yea name all of em

[hallow cypress]

They are but they also scare me

[narrow bear]

Anyone with the name jose or cruz

[lunar saddle]

next time they scare u just cry

then they will stop

[narrow bear]

The formula is american first name spanish last name

[neat moat]

I'll circle back to you on this

[karmic jetty]

john sanchez

[lunar saddle]

talking from exp. all the guys at my work love to fucking jumpscare me cuz im easily startled and always scream 😭

[lunar saddle]

hmmm?

[hallow cypress]

I cannot do that

[narrow bear]

Exactly. Decent chance hes eiyher filipino or mexicab

[lunar saddle]

but why brother

[narrow bear]

50/50

[hallow cypress]

Oh see me and my coworkers just relentlessly bully each other

[lunar saddle]

LOL

[karmic jetty]

WRONG

[hallow cypress]

And then we all act fine in front of management (i’m lying we curse out our managers in front of their faces)

(Because our managers are formerly the ones who did so)

[narrow bear]

Cant win em all ehe

[hallow cypress]

No you definitely can

[karmic jetty]

yea

krill issue

[hallow cypress]

Just multiclass

[narrow bear]

Speakin as a filipino THATS THE FORMULA TO GUESS

[karmic jetty]

how about rick sanchez then

[narrow bear]

Also like if they have an Eagles album at home

[hallow cypress]

Eagle?

[narrow bear]

For some reason every filipino household has em

[narrow bear]

Very old band

Filipinos love em as much as we love rice

[narrow bear]

Not included mind you

[hallow cypress]

I’ve been playing too much helldivers, the word eagle strikes fear into me sorry

[lunar saddle]

🦅

[narrow bear]

Bro had a ptsd attack

[polar kernel]

so sleepy

[neat moat]

libertea

[narrow bear]

Inread somewhere helldivers is just space marines 2 without steroids

[velvet pebble]

I yell at my teammates in russian, they just burst laughing every time, what am i doing wrong

[lunar saddle]

LOL

[hallow cypress]

It’s warhammer but more realistic

[polar kernel]

theres zero chance u just baby reacted me

[hallow cypress]

Warhammer is

Um

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/mpreg-this-man-horse-react-him-horse-react-mpreg-react-male-pregnancy-gif-2323501253009278485

[narrow bear]

Not meant to be realistic.

[karmic jetty]

the eagle is landing

[hallow cypress]

It’s a lore dump

I’m scared of warhammer

Orks are funny though

[neat moat]

Warhammer fans give me a migraine

[hallow cypress]

Also no they’re entirely different games

[hallow cypress]

Ok but for the emperor

[neat moat]

No

[hallow cypress]

Heresy

[karmic jetty]

warhammer be having doods called dinglebob the anguisher and thought they should be taken seriously

[narrow bear]

You get used to it

[neat moat]

Heresy this heresy that what aren't you here to see some bitches hm?

[narrow bear]

I KNOW I MEANT

Helldivers 2 and sm2 habe 1 thing in common

Hate for bugs.

[karmic jetty]

edited

fellouf

[hallow cypress]

Yes

[narrow bear]

Also helldivers reminds me of kriegsmen

[hallow cypress]

Helldivers is a game made to test my gpu

[neat moat]

Zeerol is a lizard in a wig

[hallow cypress]

I have a 4070ti and i can still cap that bitch out

Only games to ever manage that have been Helldivers 2, Silent Hill 2, and marvel rivals for some reason

[hallow cypress]

This is probably trye

[neat moat]

Probably?

[hallow cypress]

Not editing it cause i’m him

[neat moat]

My pronouns are he not him. Because I'll never be him

[karmic jetty]

ya know chat marvel rivals might get banned in 🦅

[hallow cypress]

I would kill myself

[neat moat]

says who

[polar kernel]

no shot

[hallow cypress]

Also no it won’t

[karmic jetty]

THINK ABOUT

[heavy ivy]

oh god i don't need more drama in my country

[neat moat]

hello

[karmic jetty]

they banned bytedance right

[hallow cypress]

They already brought tiktok back

They’re probably done idk

[polar kernel]

tik tok was banned for a whopping 9 hours

[hallow cypress]

Wasn’t it 12

[karmic jetty]

and marvel rivals is netease which is related to bytedance

[neat moat]

no they didn't, it's on life support and they're still pulling the plug

[polar kernel]

idk

[karmic jetty]

THUS

[hallow cypress]

Idek ive never used TikTok

[lunar saddle]

same

[polar kernel]

tiktok is dumb

[hallow cypress]

Bytedance?

One sec

[narrow bear]

Neverliked it

[hallow cypress]

No tiktok makes you dumb

[narrow bear]

Worsened my adhd

[polar kernel]

i just dont like slop content

and its mostly slop

[lunar saddle]

worsened my everything

[lunar saddle]

bro did NOT give the algorithm a chance

[polar kernel]

every now and again you get an insane pull and its funny asf

[lunar saddle]

problem with tiktok isnt that its slop. its that its too good 😭

[polar kernel]

but then it just goes back to slop

[neat moat]

yap dolla was peak

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/yapdollar-cr1tikal-moistcr1tikal-penguinz0-fiveish-gif-4136518032230289233

[lunar saddle]

u just had to give it more time cuz if u give algorithm chance every tiktok will be that insane pull

BUt i dont recommend, it will ruin ur life ... fellow adhder....

[narrow bear]

In which bro i dont jeed a damn flashbang of content

Esp the brainrot cat ones.

[karmic jetty]

imagine them banning marvel rivals tho

[narrow bear]

Good lord

[karmic jetty]

[lunar saddle]

canada will laugh at yall

[karmic jetty]

marvel snap was banned

[narrow bear]

Tbf they slutified reed so hard

[hallow cypress]

I’ve spent money on rivals if they ban it i want a refund

[narrow bear]

Someone had too much fun

[lunar saddle]

they not banning it cuz of that they banning it cuz of china 😭

[hallow cypress]

Different studio

[narrow bear]

Ah thats dumb

[karmic jetty]

still owned by nuverse which is ownd by bytedance

[narrow bear]

Inthought its cause of that one skin he has

[neat moat]

Did yall hear Mr beast offered to buy tiktok

[narrow bear]

YALL KNOW IT DONT MAKE ME SEND IT XD

[hallow cypress]

Well if rivals gets banned i’m shooting myself the minute that news drops

[lunar saddle]

isnt mr beast a fraud

and like a horrible person

[neat moat]

yes

[hallow cypress]

A bit

[polar kernel]

im gonna be pissed if rivals is gone i fw that game

[neat moat]

but the fact he offered

[lunar saddle]

i used to really look up to him like he gave me hope 😂

[neat moat]

the flies are circling

[karmic jetty]

tiktok more liek corpotok

[lunar saddle]

imagine that 😂 hope 😂

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-ytpmv-rap-battle-squid-game-squid-game-vs-mrbeast-gif-25491394

[narrow bear]

Slow descent id argue

[neat moat]

Oh you poor soul

[narrow bear]

He was a decent person before

But money got to him

[neat moat]

No

[hallow cypress]

MrBeast isn’t like the worst person ever but he’s definitely not the best

[lunar saddle]

he prob got into kahoots w the devil

[neat moat]

he was always a pos

[lunar saddle]

all the rich ppl do

[hallow cypress]

I will say

[narrow bear]

Oh god

[neat moat]

Sure

[strange spruce]

Mr beast give me money NOW

[lunar saddle]

hahahhaahha

[narrow bear]

You the type to believe in illuminate

[polar kernel]

the fuck an i not rich for then?

[karmic jetty]

is joever chip

[polar kernel]

illuminate

[frosty tulip]

illuminate?

[hallow cypress]

the what…..

[lunar saddle]

idk low tier soul?

[frosty tulip]

the ones from helldivers?

[karmic jetty]

we gonna eat u now or sumthin

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers2-illuminate-tripod-freedom-gif-8806810416209419582

[hallow cypress]

[strange spruce]

Low tier god

[lunar saddle]

freemasons bro

[frosty tulip]

yes I believe in the alien squids

[neat moat]

Oh wow it is late for me

I must depart

[hallow cypress]

How late

[narrow bear]

Illuminati

[lunar saddle]

gn ghoti

[hallow cypress]

What time ghoti

[karmic jetty]

👁️

[neat moat]

almost 1am

[hallow cypress]

Coward

[lunar saddle]

LMFAO

[hallow cypress]

It’s almost 4am

[lunar saddle]

almost 4am 😈

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-as-a-beast-wolf-blue-wolf-i-have-darkness-dont-mess-with-me-gif-16091443

[hallow cypress]

And im still here

[neat moat]

I have work early

so

[strange spruce]

Zeerol whar to do on rs

[narrow bear]

Just roookiennumbers to lizzy

[lunar saddle]

🤜 🤛

[hallow cypress]

I work at 7am

[neat moat]

gn lizzy

[hallow cypress]

I have work in 3 hours

[narrow bear]

Also may i be mean for a solit second

[lunar saddle]

yeye

do it

[karmic jetty]

u scam ppl

[hallow cypress]

And i’m sick, and tired, and hungry, but i want moners

[narrow bear]

WHO MADETHE CANADIAN GLAG AND WHY IS IT JUST A LEAF

[strange spruce]

Yes i know you dont know whats going on the screen

[lunar saddle]

how is that mean baahahahhaa

[strange spruce]

And no i kill demon monkeys

[narrow bear]

Nono this is me laughing irl

Whenever i imagine the canadian flag

[strange spruce]

Demon monkis make me alot of monis

[karmic jetty]

whats wrong with the maple leaf

[narrow bear]

Nono its JUST a leaf

[strange spruce]

I will kill them until the end of time

[narrow bear]

No add ons nothin

[lunar saddle]

personally i find it so much worse that our national animal is the beaver. have u evr seen a beaver? mf is SOOOOOOOO goofy like ????? COMMANDS ZERO RESPECT

[karmic jetty]

shrimplicity is good

[narrow bear]

At least a maple tree

[polar kernel]

bobr

[narrow bear]

MAPLE TREE.

[strange spruce]

Bober

[hallow cypress]

Can we put a cool shark on a flag

[karmic jetty]

have u drewn flags in school before

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/beaver-beaver-walk-beaver-hug-gif-3230734869832725232

[narrow bear]

If they made it a tree understandable

[karmic jetty]

i dont want any of those striples and stars

[hallow cypress]

Drawn?

[trail palm]

Drewn

[lunar saddle]

like bruh? this homie is giving "teehee nuke me"

[strange spruce]

Bober something something kurwa

[narrow bear]

Legit the philippine flag broda

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/bober-beaver-kurwa-kurva-gif-2036759300866778139

[hallow cypress]

I fw them though

[lunar saddle]

SRSLY

GOOGLE

PICS OF THE BEAVER

HE LOOKS SO DUMB

just imagine that thats the face of canada

[polar kernel]

i accidentally ran a beaver over

[lunar saddle]

do u fear us? respect us?

absolutely not

[strange spruce]

Damn

[lunar saddle]

troll country

[narrow bear]

I love em

[polar kernel]

it got back up and started fighting my car

thats pretty cool if u ask me

[strange spruce]

Angry bober

[lunar saddle]

okay that makes me feel a bit better about my country's national animal being a beaver ngl

[karmic jetty]

beefing with canadians lmao

[lunar saddle]

There's one good thing about canada i will say

Only one

And it's maple syrup on snow, which u then pick up w a stick... and then suck on it. ITS. SO. GOOD.

MAPLE SYRUP

ON STICK

[polar kernel]

definitely not the liquor prices HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

[lunar saddle]

SO

GOOD

[lunar saddle]

liquor prices? have u seen how much it costs for 2L of milk?

😂

[polar kernel]

yea a BAG of it

[lunar saddle]

Bags r goated

[polar kernel]

go drink ur BAGGED milk

[lunar saddle]

Stay mad

[polar kernel]

FREAKS

[lunar saddle]

Stay mad lil bro

Bags r goated

[narrow bear]

ARE YOU EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK

[karmic jetty]

bagged

[lunar saddle]

HELLO?

HOW OLD DO U THINK I AM

[polar kernel]

3

[karmic jetty]

7

[lunar saddle]

FR?

[polar kernel]

googoogaga

[strange spruce]

Like atleast 9

[narrow bear]

Lil baby

[lunar saddle]

IM 24

[narrow bear]

See chat agrees

[karmic jetty]

lil baby mannn

[strange spruce]

Damn,grandpa

[narrow bear]

Bitch i thought you were in hs

[polar kernel]

oh wow ur as old as me

[narrow bear]

Someone call her mom

[lunar saddle]

😭

[polar kernel]

[karmic jetty]

oh glob same age

[hallow cypress]

Old

[lunar saddle]

Just cuz i type expressive

[narrow bear]

Exactly.

[lunar saddle]

So old bruh im grandma i got cane and everythin

[strange spruce]

For reals

[lunar saddle]

👵

[narrow bear]

Hell my aet is literal chibi BUT I DONT TALK LIKE UWU GOO GOO

[polar kernel]

getting called unc on games now

[karmic jetty]

HAHAHAHAH

[lunar saddle]

chi i bet ur 15 ngl

[strange spruce]

Same

[hallow cypress]

I would not be caught dead on the pz discord at 24

[lunar saddle]

Ayt bro

[karmic jetty]

rood

[polar kernel]

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE HEY

[strange spruce]

Zeerol i got called unc yesterday

[lunar saddle]

Wtv

[polar kernel]

im not old listen

[strange spruce]

Please help

[karmic jetty]

good

[lunar saddle]

🙄

[karmic jetty]

ur OLD lotg

[polar kernel]

im still in my prime

[strange spruce]

BRO AM JUST 19

[karmic jetty]

my youth is still burning bright

[strange spruce]

AM NOT OLD !!!

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-prime-ksi-new-song-thick-of-it-prime-ksi-new-song-prime-gif-16726333070075664083

[karmic jetty]

OLDDDD LOTG OLDDDD

[hallow cypress]

Old

[polar kernel]

in my prime

[frosty tulip]

you're 23 and a half right? gotta quit discord in 6 months then

[strange spruce]

NUH UHHHH

[hallow cypress]

I’m 18 i’m chilling

[icy vigil]

yes

[frosty tulip]

18 and still playing video games?

[lunar saddle]

that explains it

[frosty tulip]

dude

git a life

[hallow cypress]

But the day i become 20 i’m gonna explode

[icy vigil]

age reveal hours

[polar kernel]

go pay your taxes gramps

[hallow cypress]

I have 3 jobs and college

[icy vigil]

credit card reveal hour soon

[frosty tulip]

get another job

ditch the video games

[lunar saddle]

Thats when i log off

[hallow cypress]

Ok!

[polar kernel]

3 jobs is insane

[lunar saddle]

He lyin -_-

[karmic jetty]

damn 3 jobs

[hallow cypress]

Got my first job the week i turned 16

[karmic jetty]

take care of urself dood

[strange spruce]

I might get a 2nd job

[hallow cypress]

I still hate that job

[lunar saddle]

He crawlin around lookin for his binky

[frosty tulip]

the stress of 3 jobs has already given him the blood pressure of a middle-aged accountant.

[hallow cypress]

I’ll be 19 soon so i have about 1 year left in my left

[karmic jetty]

love this guys stuff

[lunar saddle]

real

[polar kernel]

me too i religiously save most of his posts

[strange spruce]

Ill be 20 in july

[polar kernel]

that and goobsmooch my beloved

[karmic jetty]

fallenchungus

[strange spruce]

[hallow cypress]

I’ll be 19 in May

[hallow cypress]

Don’t

[strange spruce]

Enjoy what time you got left this year has NOT BEEN GREAT

[hallow cypress]

Having 2 jobs sucked enough

3 jobs and college is miserable

[polar kernel]

i love these videos sm

[lunar saddle]

the most i ever did was 2 jobs and school

[polar kernel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/hWqZlRzZats?si=j_8N1tJdPK2gQNrS

[strange spruce]

What the fuck is that,crusader

[lunar saddle]

and one of the jobs was an agency job so i could make my own schedule

[polar kernel]

my FAVORITE video of all time

[lunar saddle]

so it was not too bad

[narrow bear]

Is this why you talk baby

Compensating??

[hallow cypress]

I did 1 job throughout my last 2 years of highschool and then grabbed 2 more jobs after highschool

[strange spruce]

DAMN

[narrow bear]

I know a good therapist lizzy aint too oate

[hallow cypress]

Then i went to college and wished for death

[lunar saddle]

this guy supporting a family of 14

[karmic jetty]

u really are old huh

[hallow cypress]

Now i’m on winter break but im sick

So i cannot work

[lunar saddle]

HUH??

[narrow bear]

The baby talk XD

[lunar saddle]

me??

[strange spruce]

Ok its like 1 pm i gotta get tf up

[lunar saddle]

r u sayin

i talk like a baby

i do not

[hallow cypress]

I’m barely getting by on insurance payments and bills

[lunar saddle]

wtf 😭

[polar kernel]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN THAT VIDEO ISNT OLD

[hallow cypress]

And college costs

And food

[naive flicker]

Yea I'm not going to college 🗣️

[karmic jetty]

nahhh man u got that 2010 humour bruvv

[naive flicker]

Or university

[karmic jetty]

what the skibidi

[polar kernel]

ITS FUNNY WHAT THE FUCK

[naive flicker]

Works a bit different here in my country but still

[hallow cypress]

I think buying a gun and a single round of ammunition might be cheaper

[polar kernel]

that it zee ive had enough

[lunar saddle]

no bro u gotta live out of spite

[strange spruce]

Nah dont do it bro

[strange spruce]

And yeah true

[hallow cypress]

I’ve been doing that for 18 years

[naive flicker]

It is indeed cheaper but eh, you shouldn't do that

[strange spruce]

Do live to spite everyone

[lunar saddle]

thats a good streak bro keep it up

[naive flicker]

Start a blue collar job, complain about it and do it for the rest of your life

Be a man 🗣️

[lunar saddle]

unironically going into a trade might be the answer that shit pays so well

and its not too hard to get into

here at least

[hallow cypress]

I get through the day with pure hatred, not all this caffeine shit that old people use

[karmic jetty]

trade is always gud

[hallow cypress]

Caffeine is too expensive anyway

My hate is free

[naive flicker]

Nah take a chill job
Train conductor or night guard

[lunar saddle]

for the record this old person does the same -_-

[hallow cypress]

I work in the school system for one of them

(Misery)

(Anguish)

[narrow bear]

Damn the critical reading skills are nonexistent ehre

[polar kernel]

i just blow stuff up for a living

[hallow cypress]

God i wish

[polar kernel]

i haven't had a real meal in years

[naive flicker]

Bruh

[karmic jetty]

synth slop

[lunar saddle]

theres a lot goin on in this chat bro 😿

[narrow bear]

Bro cook SOMETHING XD

[hallow cypress]

Can’t afford that (blew up the house)

[polar kernel]

i live off hatred and liquor

[narrow bear]

A quesadillas simple to make

[karmic jetty]

im gonna make instant noodles

[hallow cypress]

I cannot wait until im 21 so i can become an alcoholic

It seems chill

[narrow bear]

Truly a sad state we live in siblings

Seriousoy though a quesadillas a great way to start the day or a breakfast wrap

[hallow cypress]

People eat breakfast?

[narrow bear]

Just eggs, wrap, and your choice of meats

Can be ham, corned beef, chicken, bacon

Breakfast of champions right here

[hallow cypress]

If i eat breakfast im just eating a granola bar

[narrow bear]

Just scramble the egg add the meat theb here we go

[hallow cypress]

It’s easier and faster

And probably better

[narrow bear]

Just cayse its easier doesnt mean its the best way

Also yall got multiple jobs right

Gonna need your strength

[hallow cypress]

Yeah so

[dawn spade]

I like the slow way with worse results

[narrow bear]

Ie calories

[hallow cypress]

I go to good restaurants

[narrow bear]

Just lookin out for you bro

[hallow cypress]

That’s enough

[lunar saddle]

I used to be a big breakfast enjoyer but who tf has time 4 that 😭

[hallow cypress]

Actually I’m currently dehydrated and starving myself (sick augh)

[lunar saddle]

Same

[dawn spade]

Lowkey exactly what i did

[narrow bear]

You a boomer

You do

Be better.

[lunar saddle]

Drinking age 18 here 😏

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/breakfast-cereal-fail-oops-gif-9951265

[dawn spade]

Yeh i was 18 but i didnt mention that bit

[narrow bear]

Cereal with dried cranberries is a goated breakfast

[dawn spade]

And i was actually drinking at 16

[polar kernel]

i love the walt jr breakfast bit

[narrow bear]

Helps with your kidneys too

[lunar saddle]

bro hop OFF

[narrow bear]

Hops back on

[lunar saddle]

dies

of old age

btw

[hallow cypress]

Why be able to legally drink when you can instead turn 18 and enlist, own a gun, be put in jail for the rest of your life, move out, die for your country

You know

Normal stuff

[narrow bear]

I love how the ph is just a worst america

[lunar saddle]

this is canada bro chill u talkin about the wrong shithole

[narrow bear]

But no mass shootings

We got a shanking problem ironically

[polar kernel]

hey i do some of those things

[hallow cypress]

Just move out of the way

[lunar saddle]

1/4 of the worldwide incarcerated population is incarcerated in usa :3

[narrow bear]

Who said i was runnin.

[hallow cypress]

I do 1 of those things

[narrow bear]

Didnt hear no bell.

[lunar saddle]

despite being 4% of the world population :3

[hallow cypress]

I never said run

Just dodge the knife

[narrow bear]

Eh they swing rather than stab which is predictable

[hallow cypress]

Like are you stupid or something? Take one step to the right and stab them back

[narrow bear]

Always stab folks not swing

Stab and a twist

[lunar saddle]

which firearm should i conceal carry guys

[narrow bear]

You being seriousnor

[hallow cypress]

An over under

[narrow bear]

I got a list XD

[lunar saddle]

hahahaha

i want something cute :3

[polar kernel]

can u even do that in canada

[narrow bear]

See that

[hallow cypress]

I have just the thing

[narrow bear]

that sort of baby talk is what im talking about

Oh uwu me got a .357

[lunar saddle]

Im doing it on purpose bruhhhhhhhhhhhh

[polar kernel]

dont bring up guns around me...

[lunar saddle]

✨ im just a girl ✨

[narrow bear]

Feel em with led uwu

[lunar saddle]

conceal carrying this ( but pink)

[honest burrow]

They made nearly If not all firearms in Canada illegal and to be turned in

[hallow cypress]

Wear a trench coat and it’s easy

[honest burrow]

Even airsoft.

[narrow bear]

Tf are you gonna hide that

[lunar saddle]

that is not cute

[dawn spade]

😉

[hallow cypress]

And this is why Canadians are cowards

[lunar saddle]

HAHAHAHAHA

[narrow bear]

Dont.

Finsih

That sentence.

[lunar saddle]

i want a gun bro i aint no coward

JUST GIVE ME A REASON

[polar kernel]

my everyday carry that i have shoved into my pants and i walk like i have a prosthetic leg (its totally unnoticeable i swear)

[narrow bear]

Bros legit the punisher

[narrow bear]

Too much gun

[hallow cypress]

I’d never even notice

[lunar saddle]

i have so much unbridled canadian rage

[narrow bear]

Tf are you gonna do mow down the local militia

[lunar saddle]

bubbling just beneath my surface

[polar kernel]

no im gonna shoot pumpkins with it

thats about it

[narrow bear]

Its like them guys driving monstertrucks to an IT job

[hallow cypress]

“Fuck you, i hope your family has a nice Christmas” sounding ass

[polar kernel]

its fun

[lunar saddle]

this actually looks like ur own pic is this ur shit bro?

[polar kernel]

yes

thats mine

[lunar saddle]

NICE

WTF

[hallow cypress]

You canadians out here acting like you’re allat and just aint

[lunar saddle]

CLEAN

[narrow bear]

Man finally said it

[lunar saddle]

This guy wants to beef w me so bad cuz im 24 and canadian

[narrow bear]

Nah nah

Just canadian

Put em up.

[lunar saddle]

I will literally burn this country

[hallow cypress]

No i want to beef with you because it’s target practice on easy mode

[narrow bear]

Deez hands are rated e for everyone

[polar kernel]

i will be buying a shotgun soon

[lunar saddle]

GIVE ME A GUN

RN

[hallow cypress]

You don’t have one??

Get one for sporting clays or something

[polar kernel]

not anymore im trying to get another

[lunar saddle]

Garrett and i going at it wild west style

[hallow cypress]

Literally the most fun thing ever

[lunar saddle]

Aint room for both of us in this town

[polar kernel]

im getting a benelli m4

[lunar saddle]

partner

PARDNER

[narrow bear]

Lizzy just shoots herself by accident

[polar kernel]

i have a spare eotech that i can mount on it too so thats nice

[hallow cypress]

You lost the moment you didn’t capitalize “I”

[narrow bear]

Wp garret wp

[lunar saddle]

😭

[lunar saddle]

huh??

18 yr old comment

[narrow bear]

Duel of the fates level of badass

[lunar saddle]

yea.......... by........ """"""""""Accident"""""""""""""

[hallow cypress]

Get your grammar corrected

[lunar saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-j-the-c-bv0j-rolimons-mandela-catalog-gif-24172225

[narrow bear]

Ffs thisnis legit just

[hallow cypress]

Embed fail

[polar kernel]

$600 paperweight until i get my benelli

[narrow bear]

Ah... Canadians (with disdain)

[lunar saddle]

shut up teach me spanish or else

[hallow cypress]

See i use shotguns for sporting clays

[narrow bear]

Watchu gonna do lilguy

[hallow cypress]

And also to paint my walls when i see the paralysis demon finally make its move

[lunar saddle]

me if i was a loser: Heh, fool. You didn't capitalize your I.

[narrow bear]

Sit on me

(KUNGFU PANDA REFERENCE)

Best movie ever.

[lunar saddle]

LMFAOOO

[strange spruce]

wild

[hallow cypress]

You’re Canadian, please stop typing

[lunar saddle]

I loooooooove kungfu panda

[strange spruce]

This is what i tabbed back into

[lunar saddle]

SM

[polar kernel]

my only guns rn are my AR, my p365 macro, an m&p .22 for funsies, and i have a few at my dads place

[narrow bear]

Cars 1 was goated.

That opening shot

[lunar saddle]

Which one u rec for me :3

[narrow bear]

Love the choice ngl

[hallow cypress]

None of them, you can’t own them

Smh

[polar kernel]

i dont even think yall can OWN guns otherwise id unironically recommend them

[narrow bear]

Prefer me a shotgun and pistols

[lunar saddle]

Bro

[naive flicker]

Get a .44 to destroy your wrists

[lunar saddle]

Humour me

[polar kernel]

.44 isnt so bad

[polar kernel]

are you small

[narrow bear]

Hurts a lot though innit

[lunar saddle]

Uhhhh

Medium ?????

[polar kernel]

pipsqueak perhaps

[lunar saddle]

Avg???

Not

[icy vigil]

fun sized

[lunar saddle]

pipsqueak 😭

[narrow bear]

give em a .22

[polar kernel]

"average" just say ur 5'4" please

just own it

[lunar saddle]

IM 5'5

[icy vigil]

[polar kernel]

they always say that

[narrow bear]

bitch i thought you were 5'0

[strange spruce]

Damn ur taller than me

[narrow bear]

flat

[lunar saddle]

IM LITERALLY 5'5

[hallow cypress]

We are NOT giving you a firearm

[polar kernel]

ok so ur small got it

anyways

[lunar saddle]

👩‍🍼

[polar kernel]

a 9mm is ideal for smaller folks

it's enough to kill

[lunar saddle]

a classic

[strange spruce]

Am 164 cm dawg

[narrow bear]

"i am a surgeon" vibes right here

[polar kernel]

not too much to be overwhelming

[narrow bear]

exactly

[hallow cypress]

Anyone the height of bilbo baggins cannot be trusted with a firearm

[lunar saddle]

easy to conceal

[narrow bear]

plus you dont need A LOT of firepower

these mfs are just nuts

[polar kernel]

i like caniks or glocks personally

[lunar saddle]

i always thought glock

would be my first gun

[polar kernel]

i love my sig however they are clunky

[hallow cypress]

I don’t want them to get back up

[narrow bear]

who the fuck is them

the irs

[hallow cypress]

No comment

[lunar saddle]

LMAO