#general_chat
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before I disappear in a pile of blankets
@toxic hawk
new faust ID
her self destruct looks somewhat controllable
plum plum
some kinda swag on mechanic like sancho and dawnclair ig
shit better be worth her death tho
she's closer to deyvat
does her death lower sanity anyways
its -133 degrees outside
cause she's forced to withraw
if it's a chain battle ally death does not cause sanity loss
okay check the passives
ngl i cant read shit bro
she drops ego resources
meh, apparently pz has a IF theres power the houses stay at comfy temp
and how are these chickens alive at -100 degrees
you get more ego resources when allies with burn dies
how am I alive
i can hear my fell bullet yi sang stirring
no I am definately dying
Indomitable chicken spirit
i have the id
and i will roll one last 10 pull tomorrow for the ego
I want houses in PZ to have a furnaces that might not work, imagine having to open an oven and turn it on for heat
my childhood
Imagine having heating
Imagine forgeting the oven on and exploding when lighting a cig
I have moar blankets
im so cold.
undertale reference
NERD!!!
Here🔥
indeed thats why plum plum loves me
no i need the loving touch of a woman
who?
plum plum
What are you talking about
i havent met them yet
im being silly
i need the loving touch of my father and mother
Me too but what's a woman
I'll get them very soon (I got tons of F grades)
bruh
someone who identifies as one? idk

Thought they were mythical creatures or somthing
arent real
Government hoax
I want tomboys 
Boys named Tom?


Who am i 
hi
Hey hi im berb
Ello

ok am eep or attemp eep
🦵 🦵
pause.
wheres the jar
like cuddling. jeez.
XD
time to crawl into bed
No sleep!
Imagine having so much stock in the company your name is Martin
whos martin
half a trillion dollars at least
come fish with me
How's martin
Can i be martin
just downed 6 air fried mozzarella sticks
10 is a good number
pupper
smooth as butter
puppers
almost got it
wot
J'aime do you relate or nah
yes i am very paranoid
i'm making fun of you
how
you killed the convo
Murder
its my specialty
i guess stealing my heart is something you were born with then
this was bad timing
Are yall rockin eachothers dms yet or what?
🔥
Its real hard to barrel in with some memey shit while yall are at it
Not for me
Post them cats
what is this supposed to mean
It means get a room
Even tho its cringe kinda but each there own
it’s just casual flirting
leave him alone
he’s sweet
Discord flirting
nah meme away it makes me laugh
?

blep
Mmmm chili 🤤
whatcha eating shark
so just meat and chili?
got tuah
eat the tin can
No i hurl them at people
Good morning
Morning
Evil person be like : bad morning

it is actually surprisingly wholesome to know you do crochet
true neutral person: Morning

Im gonna start completely new
good for you
Id probably poke my eyes out by accident
Then trip over my tin cans
no idea what that is but im happy for you anyways
i am interested in 170 cm australians
Can i be sad for you
maybe someday
Give me enough yarn and ill crochet the world
-archimedes
Beep boop im a spaghett
somebody’s feeling affectionate
Bro, yall know path of exile?
Berb 👁️
Im a 175 cm romanian take it or leave it
Ur being sus rn
Feed me aussie lemonade monster and i start doing the accent too
I know it, but i dont play
Even the finest thread cannot begin to comprehend the tapestry its part of
always, you're too cute not to
Ine of my all time fave quotes
Youre 170 cm?
hoyl hell missplums is 180 cms

511 isnt 170
Huh, we're the same height
180 is kinda tall ye
neat
A real life mommy gf
Im a block of cheese
Wtff
👁️
im gonna eat u
Me and u both berb
i love cheese
🙏
someone jealous?
You cant handle the truth
shut up
Consent please
💀

See plums gets it
joshua as much as i want to redacted you, trust you do not wanna be saying that
Shark can u be my boss mommy gf
Win the fights i start
woah okay this just got weird
We make moonshine out of plums where im from
Damn
is your name after a flower
Soft mommy gfs are better
Goddamnit now bad to the bone plays when I look at this
i have alcoholism in my dna so makes sense
nope
affection 🗣️
Im not any of those things
How tf do you even spell degenerenenracy
L
kindness 🗣️
-obsters
Degeneracy
Caring 🗣️
Racism 
Woah now we re talking
I will remain whatever i have always been

Hi mr valuable member of pz community
Nothing will change
Whats up
is there a good chat
i will evicerate your ego
Nothing much, just committing work time fraud
Are there only good people?
GRRRRRR
Exactly
Shittijg on company time?
Respect
JAIME STOP PUSHING ME I WILL
Hey same
I WILL TURN INTO A WEREWORLF
Absolutely. Getting paid for not doing my job is peak
shut the heck up idiot
I made a bed at work so i can sleep
My dream job is unemployment its why i study history and psychology
i thought art was the path for unemployment
Fuck yeah!
It’s time to take a shit on the company’s dime
I don’t even have to shit sometimes
I’m just hanging dong while the time flies by
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fucking life!
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fucking life!
I knew my boss would spy on my
So I pisse...
Is this true?
Wrong one
Gifs dontnload
No
Thannk you!
Is what true?
myyyyy arms are just fucking stuck like this
it aint normal
F U C K
so real for this
🫂
Hell yeah. Mayor breslin's the best
Wat?
🫂
I feel like i missed my own joke somehow
Back in hong kong honestly i might stay
I lowkey wanna become a night guard or some shit
Or a train conductor
Mfs do basically nothing during the whole day
U know me mr cat poster i always keep it real 100%
gets shot
Do it at a museum
Are you from hongkong?
Stress is a killer y'all, take it easy 🙏
why are u still jolly pepper
Here if u got any questions
jolly ended last year
bang
Nah the US
Night guard?
A
Coming back from thailand so stopping in hong long
Do people play on multiplayer servers or are they all dead?
All day guard
right through my heart, what a deadeye
Ehhh not sure. I'd prefer some locations that don't have as much valuable stuff
? wdym theres like a billion mp servers #1019725562337579028 #1019737819981283459
I would agree but I get lonely very easily
Hell yeah
So aside from patrolling the area occasionally what else do you do
But u could have a pet dinosaur
I like being alone
I’m new wasn’t sure how popular the game is
Try a science institute, nobody is gonna try to steal a particle accelerator, speaking from experiencr
Whats ur job rn
Ohhh good idea
pretty popular! theyll be more populated when the next mp build is out
Science institute. Not bad
u can join a server thathas like 100 players
And then run out of reach
Good evening I managed to clear my house
Sweet thanks for letting me know
Looking for one atm, but my last job, I was working as seasonal help for Gamestop
100 players lol
wrong chat dokutah
its bad!
even 50 is difficult to run well
im not being hyperbolic
At previous posts id have patrol duty but it varies, where im at rn i basically dont do jack shit
the game shits itself before u even hit 32
hyperchronic lion tamer?
Peak, this is the typa job i need 😭🙏
I got my laptop with and im always playing games lmao
So I should try and stay on a server with a 32 player cap?
dunno what this means
ideal job is at home and on ur puter
me in 2 years pulling 12 hour night shifts for 50 euros as an extern 🔥
Yeah, not everyone will log in at the same time
yea i play rp servers so like a dozen active players is the sweet spot for me
DBZ Abridged reference
o never seen that
I could use my steam deck lol
Yea that would be peak but to become a night guard or something similar you need a 3 year training or smth
Dude i dont get the appeal of the switch or steamdecks
ehh
So expensive
depends on the gig
btw I played on my Steam Deck for most of the shift due to lack of customers for the most part
Even better, was thinking about getting one because its easier to carry and yeah the training depends on the country
If you re in the corrupt eastern balkans like me you can buy the license for it
no its the right chat, i cleared my irl house of all junk items (just like zomboid!!)
I haven't touched my switch since I got a Steam Deck.
i dont understand the appeal of switch but u can emulate anything on steam deck
W
yeah but steam deck games arent exclusively steam deck games are they
like its basically a portable console-shaped pc
Germany. Bureaucracy. Too much of it. I hate it so much
switch is ass tho i will always stand by this
No
switch ass can confirm
Nintendo is ass
Switch is ass yea
i bet u can put a switch emulator on a steam deck xd
Yeah, but you can emulate anything on the Steam Deck. Including switch games.
Ah i feel you, your cops are merciless btw
They can be really nice but in a country with so many laws cops often show little mercy lol
yoink
Isnt germany that one place that has the funny names for ambulances
My gifs and images go hard
Krankenwagen
FEel free to save
Thats the one
Yeah no props to them for upkeeping the law
antibabypille
Yah absolutely
I wonder if there's carmeldanssen gif but with Xenoblade 3... There's got to be...
But they check EVERYTHING even how much you slept as a transport driver on paper
i love swords
whats a sword
Sharp hurty stick
Max0r reference???!!!
Yup... Or they fine you cuz your first aid kit in your car is expired
Bandages still serve their purpose bro
btw I said Xenoblade 3. That was from 2
it is in its own way funny to me that we r never talking abt the same thing
.ine has betadine and some bandaids
Bathrooms actually goated
the elasticity of like the bandages gets old I think
Beans
geogussing u rn
And an emergency blanket
idk anything about, i just like the red sword girl
He said Hong Kong
Being homeless this lowkey is actually a valid thiny
Fair
Because of wear and shit like that the packages of those bandaids, bandages etc can become unsealed and get bacteria and dirt inside of them. This is such a hyperbole istg
17 hour layover lets hang out
I am JUST looking for Somebody to play zomboid with me if anybody want to dm me THX
Zomboid isnt a real game
Uhhh I mean you probably couldn't check if those bandages are replaced or not
I dont play zomboid
Neither bro. Respect
Wtf what Are you doing here than
Wait till you hear that fire extinguishers have an expiration limit also but they can still be used, basically has low pressure
If theres a time to use then they should have a use by date
Came for the pz stayed for the gen chat
^
I need to tell the devs i hate their stupid game
Everything expires even we do
XD okey
whats that
Only cheese dosent
Not me
Only gets better with time
Im built different
Nah Its preaty funny until you die
Exactly
im mostly ehre when my game isnt loading
Look up Ethel or A from Xenoblade 3
Also Nia
did they remove slow mode...
ages ago
i moved to gen chat because i cant play b42
from #pz_b42_chat literally sometime in the past 48h
BYE GUYS
Yea but you barely get answers in PZ chat unless dave or IMNVS are there
Are you one of the amd guys
Used to be hella different before B42
1000 questions 5 answers
no im an intel intelligent
over 4 u
Fr i don't even bother asking this chat
Welcome, you are one of us now
shenmue crawled so yakuza could run
Id rather play competitive games that im way worse than everybody else at
Ape together strong
More fun than pz
real
us
Dota grind meaningless now
wth is that
Berb
i like playing games that people sweat on to do the most stupid shit imaginable
Top 1% is so meaningless
wii sports is technically a sweaty game
Might not even be top 1% anymore
Huh
i dont have game consoles
Same. I do that in stellaris. Make an insane empire, like one based on Burger King, and rp as McDonald's in Space
🫂

👁️
i play shooters to kill people using fists (or melee if they dont have fists in the game)

I kill people to fist them
chair
We're not the same
Wait you dont fist them till you kill them?
Too much squirming
I know there ghost is watching
Mitsubishi Materials 🗣️
Mpreg emoji this guy
I love how absolutely mortified the guy was
How do you guys spread your butter
a spoon
I sit on the bread and let the heat make it spread
infact i dont spread butter onto bread, i spread margarine
hel o every ponies……..
With a spork
Do you like cheesecake
Literally just cancer butter
🫂
Heck yeah
Tf is wrong with you
We can be frens
mods make this guy bald
YAYYYYY
money

What if i already am
Now I have two friends on here
neko arc theme 1 hour
buy me food rn
Good old capitalism
mods, give this guy hair
violence
Bru nyu
Why would manx do this

Apologies
It I must
Oh if you need some hair I have plenty
My hair is to my knees
Liar
PROOF!?!?!?
I WOULDNT LIE ABOUT IT
Proof or no hair
yea wheres ur knees
I’m also very short too
THATS WHAT A LIAR WOYLD SAY
Thats what they all say
Bro takes an hour to dry their hair every day
Pingles 😋
liar liar pants on fire
With hair dryer
I don’t cut it for cultural reasons
Mines too dense, almost animal like
I don’t own a hair drier :0
Lmao some dude on another server thought the universe would end in 14 billion years, was freaking out till he realised that’s how old the universe is
Yikes
Cultural reason of, you dont have any
NUH UH
Still didn’t help when we told him yeah the universe is still probably gonna end, it’s just gonna take a lot longer to end than you think
are u sikh
So your hair’s just wet 24/7
what even is the song
No it’s more an indigenous reason
oooo
No it dries eventually
What does indigenous means
And why do i have a plunger by my name now
Not Native American indigenous
native. literally.
It means hes a volcano rock
I’m Mexican so it’s more an indigenous thing there
means you stink
Oooh
Indiginously bald
Fair enough
Idk but it kinda goes hard with cat vids
Discodd
cod not believe u said that
I saw your typo
NOOO!!
we saw what you did
Awh I can’t upload photos
😭😭
I’d show proof
where
But u wont
Ooooh I have a plunger too
DO IT
Yeah, you need to be level 10
I woULD I WOULD
Change ur pfp
ew plungie
I i dont
Oh the humanity
@arctic totem check with /rank
Coz u wouldnt
oooooh
Coz theres no hair
Did I do this right
we discriminate against plungers in this part of town
Oh I did
yep
plungies took er jerbs
U did nothing
@arctic totem Need to be lvl 5 to embed in pz-chat, 10 in general
So it's gonna be a while
Wtfff custom kitty
Hehe that’s ok!!!
When do i get a crowbar its my favorite (i like to steal)
!avatar
Never
meet the peter pan of
!avatar
Axolotl
Mmm dry hair for 2 hours per day
"meet the peter pan of"
Heres a real pic of me
This is huge
!avatar
!avatar
It dries eventually heh I don’t mind
It’s something I’ve dealt with always
Huh
Noooo I forgot about the tiny eevee
wth theres an eevee
I hadnt noticer the ee3v33
I never noticed the fucking eevee
The only thing I hate is I occasionally sit on my hair
long story
Spanish eevee
does zomboid run on steamdeck btw
Probably
Ye but no in B42
feet
What am I looking at
So is this like a job now who's toiled to do i to unclog
I don’t have my glasses on
WINNING.
Yeth
That would be a dog...
Wait you know that sport that has people throw a large weight attached to a cord
First time seeing one?
We should do that to @arctic totem
no I can’t see!!! I don’t gots my glasses on
Bunjee jumping
You mean witch testing?
no pls
we should put these people on a giant beyblade
Like if they sink and die they're human, and if they sink and live, the're a witch
coño they’ve done that before
Idk what coño means
coño?
heheh
coño deez
oop
Mañx
I was saying like “oh fuck they’ve done that before”
Coño is slang
It’s not my word but it’s funny
Damnit
Finished
Mr circle pls spare me
Damnit
I’d throw them past light speed
It literally can mean vag*na according to goggle
I’m just like that
or just happiness
Bros gonna get fried
or anger
what the shrimp manx!!!!!!

Oh yeah that’s the slang term
It has an insane range of emotions it seems
Heheh
Tbh if the universe is gonna blow up one day we should just leave
Agreed
Who said biscuitville rn
Let’s go
One day?
I accidentally chatted on the pz chat thinking it was general chat lmao
End of the universe is scheduled tommorrow
u need to decontaminate berb
I'd rather be isekai'd
Please do
Finally
id rather we implode
Super duper stinkie
Id rather have us all turn into blocks of cheese
moon is made of cheese
Mmm yum cheese
MY TURN
Cooked
Wait whats that lemme try that
whats rhat thing behind u


Is me
Hey its me!
Lmao
breb
Breb
!avatar
Breb
Breb
I like to give people nicknames
Brando
!avatar
Lmao
Hehe
samee
Zero
no
Ezcuse my bugger
My bad hehe
At the very least if the multiverse exists and is accessible it’s been confirmed that there’s no way to permanently destroy it
zerrol
Id call you Le Cat
Zeerol
Hello handsome
Me nwither
Don’t laugh and point pls
Peasants
T3chonoly makes thimking box hurt
we laff
Don’t come to school tomorrow
how do i cash out xp
America in 2008
Can i crash out instead
Get banned
'Crashout' in grand 2025 💔
I may be addicted
Ban
is joever
I cant stop
ur addicted
Are we barack
Obama
Does anyone want some of my grits and biscuits before I eat em all
any update news ?
whats his last name
Barack duh
'Soon'
who up playing wit they worm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DO YOU KNOW?! HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
We know!!!!! We can hear you please be quiet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IAMINYOURWALLS IAMINYOURWALLS
Pay rent
Straight up jorking it 🔥
Heheh plunger
Whats the best thing any of you ate
Mine is probably an eggs benedict i had when i was young
👀
Idunno where but
I FUCKING LOVE EGGS BENEDICT
hollandaise sauce is just
MWAH
benedict solution
if you arent american this wont apply to you
Thats corn on a car
anyways i promised jaime i’d go bed so ima do that just wanted to sau that eggs bennie is delish
Whos eggs bennie
Benniez nutz
egg benjamin
its slang for eggs benedict
And why is it delish
I'm so far away from this place so eating there again isnt in the question but my favorite meal I've ever eaten was the chicken parmesan at Sal's by Victor in williamsburg
No
You can pay in cheese
I absolutely love cheesecake
Once I kept eating so much I got sick
Cherry cheesecake and some lavender tea
I love chocolate cheesecake and regular cheesecake
Got bro feeling queasy
Cheesecake with berries ontop and whipped cream
But yeah i feel you
I tried cheesecake and never wanted to look in the direction of it after
Now we re talking
probably had bad cheesecake then
I absolutely love cheesecake
Very brave
Thank u
Unlike someone
Who
You know who u ate
Point them out
Are*
:0
neat how chairs cannot be destroyed in this game, which opens up weird ways to block paths
Hehe
My favorite food is sushi and hot pot!!!!!!
Ayo, darkwood mention. Good game
I love hot pot
in the image, the 2 furniture inside are destructible, but due to the chairs, the mobs can't reach it and break it
I hate hotpot in general
and the mobs can't push in either
Have any of you played the cult classic german old school rpg called Gothic?
Makes meat taste like human meat
since the 2 furnitures are stuck in a weird way
Mr shark I have to unfortunately kill you now
Apologies
that cannot be pushed further
Non Sorrie
hello general
Hello
Hi keylime pie
i am losing my fucking shit & nobody is awake to support me rn lol
Its ok its rather niche
My apolocheese fren
so far I have made it so that there is only 1 way the enemies can enter in the swamp hideout

Hehe
Y r u losing your shit
Rotavirus?
E coli?
How can berb support
my mp server just shat the bed & overwrote the backup i was trying to restore
& i also like cant get it to work besides
rip
i feel actually sick to my stomach
Will anyone complain
Number 15
You own the server anyway
Burger King foot lettuce
Have you renamed your server preset?
Ooooh maybe today I’ll eat Burger King
not how it works for this
Ah i see
tell that to my stomach lol
Oh man or maybe biscuitville
Biscuitville that sounds like a place i wanna visit
this is pretty important to me but im glad its not for u ig
O
Basically doxing myself but its so good
Im sorry maybe i was insensitive
worth
Im not very tech smort but if u need moral support im here
Good ol fashioned homemade biscuits with a large sweet tea
I just thought about my power fantasy of being a dictator in a server
it will be what it will be if i can everget it working again
im trying to get tech support rnbut its 5am 😭
grits n cheese……. Yummie……
i might throw up by the time someone sees my msg
Awh I’m Sorrie ;-;
Also you should definietly not take tech&moral support from someone with a plunger by its name
Y not
ok breb….. not very nice
You shouldn't care about them in the first place
He’s a undercover genius
seems appropriate when im losing my shit tho
plunger on plunger, a rare fight indeed
Agreed
Fixed it!
Yea fuck breb hate that guy.
I do like berb tho
Awh yeh!!
im still not sure how a server can start up with mods in its config files & then just not have mods installed
I don’t like breb but I like berb
My name is retep and I'm evil
Oh no
i like these new plungies so far
better than the past ones at least
unfortunate that their clock is ticking down
Berb spelled backwards is just..berb
Hunting down all peters in the world as we speak
I gots one in my bathroom!!!!!!
Whay
they grow up fast
too fast...
Mashallah your time will be soon
😈
Can u hurry up please
Who said finally go to bed

Sleep then duh
I could go get breakfast……………
vomit time
This random ass chicken pulled up to my workplace this morning and this mf is still here
Bro what are you doing
Yknow ive never been so anxious enough to throw up ever
Oh man it sucks
Seems interesting
Ow
destiny calls
bring it in
I got a fox here who plays with a random stray dog
Adorable
Friendship
Can't, unfortunately :(
They dont get along
Bro has a whole zoo









