#general_chat
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Thought I was drinking pure menthol
horrible stuff
French or québécois ? Big diff
yall better teach me french or teh canadian french good lord
our medical expertise dont come free
Oh my god the Americans are back on TikTok I’m dying of laughter
way more useful
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS 🥹🥹
real
What are the odds of me saying to learn Chinese and then bro brings up TikTok being unbanned hahahaa
More the merrier
How many languages u know atm?
ok I teach u French u teach me Spanish
Sweats
u the one who asked to learn 😭 I just love Spanish sm
Listen tagalogs literally if malaysia and spanish had a kid
les qc sont rare
ENGLISH IS FRENCH
NO??????
Learn your history folks
BRO???
👀
William the conquerer had a claim on the english throne
Bro is a norman but hes categorically french
🧎♀️
He won the war and deposed a lotnof noble families that wouldnt bow and replaced it with his own
Ofc some of the old english is there
✍️
🧏♀️

im not taking that from the alucard simp
LMAO
Alucard simp?

castlevania
i only simp for hellsing alucard
u gotta admit hes smeggsy
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Yeye but like the Netflix or the games
mornin
both lol
filipino detected
OKAY
@lunar saddle try calling the on guard nurse on the 811 in the morning, they'll know better than me what service is the best for you
launch the immune system response
FELLOW ALUCARD SIMP
fuck im caught
AND WHATS UR PROBLEM HUH?
ngl this was a big mistep
condolences
immune system response administered
Yall r to funny LOL
auto immune disease acquired
Ye I’m w a group of doctors no GP so imma call the 811 tmr
ngl first time i outted myself
Thank you brother you know your shit you real
CAUSE OF A LANGUAGE DEAL FOR GODSAKE
O ye is that on
been on a priority list for around 6 years I believe
go to a hospital first jackass
Ye same -_-
ELDEN RING
I don’t wanna sit in a ER for 20 hours bro like I am not exaggerating I don’t know if you understand 😭
whats planger
bro
im filipino
THE MEDICAL CARE SYSTEM HERE IS NON EXISTENT
LMFAOOOOO
not even good loot
THIS GUY FUNNY ASF
update: my mouth still feels like dry cereal
duly noted
someones dying rn
i saw your name typing and my heart might have skipped a beat or two
wait wot
backread my guy
oh come off it you flirt
i actually have no idea what lizzy was about
Glizzy
When
do you have a medical condotion ?
spawned in just to say alucard is hot
Yeh it’s CLT
true
Chronic L taker
100%
death is a redditor
love the approach
like holy shit
hes ackshually like that in game too
skill issue if you ask me
had an infected foot that couldve lost me a leg
I'm gonna finish s2 of Arcane later, about halfway rn it's been really good 🙂
just rubbed dirt on it and limped to uni
dood its pog
man i keep getting owned in elden ring pvp
It’d be funny (I have not watched it do not spoil it)
ekko dies
i just finished arcane recently
jinx kills vander
also the same for Nocturne
I LOVE JAYCE RAHHH
the end
-_-
viktor is so cool too
viktor becomes mechanical jesus
Jayce is sickkk
Now im gonna die on purpose
YOU MF IM JOKING
sht i almost posted spoilers
i’ve spent the last five minutes trying to come up with a sentence
GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND STOP CHATTING
and failed
sentence hard
Happens to the best of us baby girl
Cognative ability diff
LIZZY STOP RIZZINBG EM UP
GO TO A HOSPITAL
I'm thinking of severe bronchitis, which is best treated as soon as possible
Dork o dork
in short praise the dork
well im not the best of us so why am i a part of this
this chat seems to think you are
i see someone else is struggling to come up with sentences
you mean jaime? ignore him he’s being a dingus
almost got it if my doctor was right
head empty words are hard
Im in school ill
left some severe infection in my throat too long
nah, i love speaking like elden ring messages lol
Happens to the nest of us
I don’t think it’s bronchitis cuz the cough isn’t coming from like deep in my chest it’s actually a really shallow cough but it’s so fucking persistant like I almost threw up coughing twice today
bruh
I met the requirement have my tonsils removed a few years ago
whooping cough?
But i chose not to
da sickness
Like once I start it’s like double over type coughing
And ive not got it in a few years
get that checked bruh
What a cute fishie
Cat fish
ITS 4AM RN I CANT IMMA TRY TMR😭
dont slep
When this dumb ass plunger go away yall
Try what

tomorrow
When u send enough messages
after you yap enough
more yapping
To get cough checked
When u get good
Ye I yapped so much yall what this server want from me a whole ass sermon 😭
This plunger reminding me of my OTHER SYMPTOM…
Yep 🙂
Couphing pushing the garbage out
no dont :c
Is it really worth it?
This messed up bro 😔
I dont like this
Chat is in agreement, banish that guy
Which one
poor kit T
yommers
sometimes i put my cat paw on my mouth
Middle fingie bean is worst fingie bean
U lick it too?
Can i put your cat on my mouth?
LIZZY WALK TO THE DAMN HOSPITAL XD
what tf is even happening
This guy crazy
What
Cat overflow
NO ITS LIKE -20C RN BRO
eat cat, get gains
SKILL ISSUE
people being weird online
Bro who are the weird ones
lmao
average day here
Bro it was there
why asking me
IM COUGHING LIVE BRO U WANNA MAKE ME INTO THE ANT W RHE KNAPSACK TRUDGIN TO THE HOSPITAL IN -20 W MY WHOOPIN COUGH N DIARRHEA U TRYNA KILL ME
what ?
bruh
Get finland emojied 🇫🇮
no
YES.
mais pourquoi les québécois me détestent maintenant tu es traître tu reconnais même pas TON PEUPLE (je suis anglophone)
Bro why
Healthcare here sucks
U know u could like, go to a doctor instead right
No I get that but why limp to school with necrotic foot like Damn u had a test or smt 😭
what the heck are you talking about, i'm not canadian
Groupings and stuff
Oh what’re u then?
I just assumed cuz someone else said there was a lot of québécois in here LOL
stinky
he/weeb
my mouth is still weird
yes and yes
Amen
mmm woter
Water good

Get this guy OUT
enuf phantom 
Traumatizing the chat 🥲
try fluids
Never enough
i already have
Weird how exactly ?
the dry cereal thing
why eat dry cereal
Cottonmouth?r u having a good night Miss plums? 😼
yommers
my mouth feels like dry cereal because i ate a packet of chocolate dipped honeycomb nuggets
that does not sound appetizing
That sounds so good
or edible
its like violet crumble or crunchies but in little nuggets
this is how its done apparently
idk what violet crumble is
whats the quote of the day
I love Germans dude
"you are the grass I am the scythe"
me in stardew when its spring
accurate for me in exactly 3 minutes
Its great dude
Kind of funny that my friend keep saying "breakfast" to his cat everytime he feeds the fatso so now he thinks his name is breakfast
Chat its too hot im dying in this country ass mother fucker town
I am sorry
Condolences brother
Thank
Asian or what
It’s -20C here u wanna swap
i am dying of cold it is currently 0 degrees
Australian
Fucking sike hell no
Its not hot just humid
wot
nothing i just wanted you to reply, makes me happy
sigh
plum plum
wot
Fix her dry cereal mouth simp 🤺
you're adorkable
yes pls
ur talkative today
you all ever realize you want an ap, or at least data that nobody in the world requires apparently
wat
Um
elaborate
??
Yes?
is that bad
not at all
I want to know what the worlds current coldest place is RIGHT NOW, not record colds, I want up to the minute data
Oh
No
what cute dork
I dont realise that
That sounds cool, it doesn’t exist?
somewhere in the south I bet
litterally it
why would it be south
its summer down there
Until u said it i hadnt realised i actively couldnt care less actuall6
it is apparently -20 where I am right now
then whats in the north!!!!
North pole
is it coldest? probably not
#1 live data opp right here
dick
It shouold be north pole isncoldest
what the shrimp
Is coldest
but I am freezing and my brain isnt working anymore cause its 2:00 AM
you pulling my leg?
thank you ❤️
c or f? If c then twinsiessssss
Absolutely
Its summer in australia, meaning south is pointing closer to the sun
bruh

Id chop a finger ofd to lose this heat
. @narrow bear
c like any sane person
do you have a cat zeerol
Well said my brother
here Mostly Clear
Resolute, Canada
3 AM
Mostly Clear
-32C
FORGODSAKE
WHT DO I HAVE A PLUNGER
oh? How many
DAMN
If my understanding is correct antartica should be if not in, then closing in on its 6month summer
Resolute is the northermost city in the world
The fuck is this
And north almost hitting its winter
welcome to plunger gang -_- (it sux)
"city"
Puta madreeeeeeeeee
warm enough to swim in the lake
no sworing
Teach? Teacher? Teach Spanish? 🥺
no swimming lol
Ah
even the Finn's wouldnt swim
Wait no cussing here
zeerol doesn't want to share their secrets
I mean fr
if you cuss here I'll be so frickin mad
cant swim when no water is liquid
L
That ur fish or naw?
No begging here my guy its in the rules
xd
zeerol is an ambidextrous high school gym teacher
bruh
we are making up facts
Zee is 0dextrous highschool math teacher
become fuzzy and warm
zeerol does give gym teacher vibes
zeerol wants to yap for a living
this is oddly specific
Ye it fuckin is bro sending u thoughts and prayers up in Redaton? What was it?
Zee do u actually work, or just all in on art?
Fix my zomboid files, drink water and go for a check up and then we talk
zeerol and gym don't go together gang
zeerol is a fatty opressor
This implies art is not work
@neat moat ok keep ur secrets bro 🐠
I'm tryna figure out if I wanna keep procrastinating shoveling or not
probably will
Did u try uninstalling and reinstalling
True. Its a pyramid scheme
I wont be working tommorow anyway 😌
Do I have to do smt about the plunger or is it automatic
Auto
Gotta yap
Just send more messages
xp gain is capped per hour
-_- yall i have literally yapped. So much.
O?
yappology 101
Is that new
the ideal amount of yap is a few times every few hours
Ojhhhhjjj
typical resolute native https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKU2PBuPZeg&pp=ygUVbGl2ZXN0cmVtIHJlc29sdXRlIG51
Massive Blizzard is on its way for Resolute Bay Nunavut on Thursday May 25, 2023 and it will bring Blowing and Drifting Snow and it will cause reduced visibility and Whiteout Conditions and it may Reach Grise Fiord and I urge everyone to wear warm clothes and Don't walk too far and it will bring a lot of Blowing Snow in Resolute Bay Nunavut and ...
going off like a machinegun wont do you any good
Its like I'm looking in a mirror
ratatatatatatata
who cares about rank
I want vet
Am mad
Im gonna go bury myself under the blanket now
I ahould have my own icon by now
@toxic hawk
Instead im an axe
heres your daily limbus post
how the fuck is that girl a bloodfiend
okay yall it’s 4am imma retire hope I “don’t” die overnight 🙏 thnx for all the medical advice hahaha
I thought you didnt want spoilers
Only those who lack rank in spirit care about discord rank
bruh i have sancho lol
Thats me
I lack it in spirit
I like documentaries like this anyone else? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj5GXZaE7qs&pp=ygUVbGl2ZXN0cmVtIHJlc29sdXRlIG51
Documentary movie about life in Yakutia, the coldest inhabited region on Earth with the lowest recorded temperature -71°C (-95°F) and the average winter temperature -50°C (-58°F).
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2 video "Spring in Yakutia" with Arian and his family: ht...
-71c is insane
yes and you know my answers will be ||spoilered to hell and back||
ass been here for centuries
Litterally
but he kept being reincarnated
its death in minutes if exposed
since you're not in canto 7 or at warp express yet
anyone seen birdboi, do miss
thinking about it bloodfiend lore isnt covered much in ruina anyway
is the new era of genchat now 👴
I think its actually been like a solid 2 years at this pont
nah i aint reading that yet
exactly
you should be happy I'm polite enough to be mindful of that lmao
though what counts as a spoiler varies on who you ask
here all the warmer time of the year https://youtu.be/wcz1zvrsrP4
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Documentary movie about life in the coldest inhabitant region on Earth.
After 7 months of the dark and cold winter, finally, spring is here! The seasonal temperature drop in Yakutia can reach 100°C. From -70°C to +30°C degrees in the summer.
How d...
Doge
i feel threatened
doge
Btw do yall play on a setver
whats the blandest place on earth
We dont even play lol
the heck is zomboi
winter is great and all but perma summer is definitely better than perma winter
Its not actually a bit, most of us burned out long ago
guys, you are allowed to kill this with a hammer, just saying
stay in the ball dumb ass pokemon donkey thing
I dont even want to harm him
Tauros?
you'll understand when the extent of his simpery is revealed
I cant think of a donkey mon
Britain
mudbray
O
Just let him go
Istg idk if yall are sarcastic or not
Tf is istg i keep seeing it
interesting painting
linton is somehow more pathetic than fucking hindley of all people
what was it called again
one of my favs
My first thought is always instagram
stanczyk
I swear to fucking god
O
like b ro why are people obsessed with heath, it's like their decisions are only governed by one factor, what would cause heathcliff the most pain
hey
hi
come here

honestly this is one of my favorite parts of the canto
hampter
hampter
COME HERE DANTE
but I cant give you a satisfying answer that isnt megaspoilers
Hampter

since you're getting to the good part
what did i do !!!
GO TO THE OFFICE
Being blind is probably the worst sense to lose.
Losing sense of smell however is probably alright
i'm at 34 i'll probably reach the dungeon today
Hmm
smell affects taste quite a bit
there is no dungeon
tf
Ye
I dont mins losing taste
expect some grueling boss fights though
either way zee yeah uh getting 90m just handed to me kind of motivating me to actually play rs 
I think id go, taste, smell, touch, sight... isnt there another one
with sancho by my side i am literally unkillable (sweat)
Oh sight
canto 6 has a comical amount of salt
Taste, smell, hearing, touch, sight
theres a sixth one
I think there was only 1 truly painful roadblock in canto 7
pooping is a sense in it of itself
maybe when am in the mood to listen wendigoon and papameat yap for hours maybe ill continue le slayer task
and canto 7 has some really bullshit mechanics (unbreakable coins)
that all bloofiends have make sense
bleeds you cannot prevent at all, thank you project moon
head shoulders knees and toes
Without touch ur really just not alive
Sights too good to lose over touch
the foreshadowing is pretty neat
don quixote sancho is the only one with a bleed on her zayin ego
true
gremlin also ate chicken raw
wait no and rodion
without touch sounds liek a curse
thought that was just don being a fucking weirdo
does that include not feeling pain
weird bleed conditional
Of course
thats a real disorder iirc
STAY IN THE FECKIN BALL
ppl who have it often dont realize theyre dying
THANK YOU
Walking is floating
@toxic hawk here's the foreshadowing
they could be bleeding or having a major hemorage and they wont know
ah true true
you right
If you truly lost touch you wouldnt even be able to balance
I dont think pain is touch
balance is all in le head
Pain is obviously touch
You can feel pain with suffocatiom
Even just an increase in co2 is painful
pain is stimulus
Truly losing touch would be ceasing to exist
i dont wanna lose my sight cuz i wont be able to play video games
I wouldnt count paim with touch
me stealing your car is painful
tell that to the big old corpos
So are all other senses

id like to keep my touch too bc otherwise i might implode
id prefer to have all my sense intact
Me too
u can have my sixth sense
Its pretty peak
Noep
Yes
Dyall like cheesecake
Noep i actually kmow this
Incorectly
not really
rood
if someone says no they're a psychopath
cheesecake is the last type of cake id choose
Its vibration of bone that wibble wobbles some s
Nerves that vaguely know how to make those senses into a message
zeerol you are hereby under arrest for cringe hotake
bones that waddle waddle
u got some nerve xal
be a shame if i take em

can we simulate certain senses directly to le head 
Thats all we do
Like my parents approval
ignore them 
Where do i sign up and can you hit me with the happiness stimuli
Its a joke
little is fine but more makes me sick
My parents are ok
happy ? just play ELDEN RING
how bout NO.
If ur bad tho it just makes sad
Zeerol is anti milk
skill issue, just get goo ez
Do you guys know how to make cheese4
Simple as
thats call doin drugs
Get some goo and enhoy
zeerol is anti anything not cat
Its when you stick a firecracker to a slice of cheese
\T/ \T/ \T/ \T/ \T/ \T/ \T/ \T/ \T/ \T/
praiss da soon
wish i did my guy
fuck the moon tho
i wanna make a quesadilla
Pluto is a conscientous objector
pluto is a dog
Explosive quesadilla
Pluto is my dog
is pluto really ur dog
first it was a planet now its a dog
Yeh
MAKE UP YOUR MINDS FOLKS
I own disney
pluto
RIP

aye listen gimme a ham and cheese quesadilla with pickled jalapenos on the side anyday
I cri everitim
Crying?
my mouth still feels like dry cereal
Best i can do is a piece of processed deli ham and mustard
what is it with folks and not drinking water
istg
I AM
I HAVE A MOUTHFUL OF WATER RN
gargle
Water full of mouth
Iv forgotten what it means
use listerine
i swear to god
itll click eventually my guy its fine
Dont give me attitude
IM NOT
Just tell me what it means
ever since i had that terrible throat infection a while back ive been very careful
IT MEANS I SWEAR TO GOD
I know, i saw an op
CAT
oop
caps
no YOU are cat
Meow
Woof
im not but ok
trade offer
unlimited hugs
for
unlimited hugs
istj = introverted sensing thinking judging
speakin of pluto earlier
sure
Dont talk about my dog
it kinda pisses me off how little netflix advertised it
is freakin naoki urasawa bruh
i was hyped as frick only to realize nobody knew it even came out or existed
I didnt know it existed till just now
true, it's S tier but barely anyone's seen it 😭
incredible adaptation of an incredible manga
Pluto the dog... anime of the year
So about that slice of cheese and firecracker
What if we went more covert ops and put a bomb in a soup
soup bomb?
good soup
Dunno? Is it ticking?
I had el bondiga soup earlier 🙂
idk if it was a myth or not but when i was younger i rmbr watchin a documentary or sumthin where u can make an explosive with kelloggs
am eepy??
cant tell if i was lied to
You are
Go eep
I drank some gas station coffee at like 1 am
I am at the point I should sleep, but cant
Coffee in midnight makes you sleepier, at least it made me
That only works with adhd
maybe I should sleep, I got up at a horrible time I could get a couple more hours, or just say fuck it n get a coffee n stay up
And even then it barely works
does everyone in this server have adhd
How much can one talk about bombs without getting into trouble
Eh I probably do
hello light
i rmbr bombposting
Not u light
Hello
my brain is goop if that counts
forgor who but they made a bomb with fertilizer
I was playing a not so great game earlier, to see if it was still not great "the long dark" and was considering if someone made a pz version of it, I want a low zombies winter start where the weather is absolutely brutal and winter never ends
Wasnt that the unibomber
cryogenic winter mod maybe
my recollection isnt good fartass
Eh if your looking for -70 F in September yeah go for it
get gud
Farty mc fartington ur pic blurs into discord
I cant even notice u any more
change your theme then dude
I dont notice u till u get pointed out
or ur client
Thamks
I eep but still eep
have u tried eeping
Leaking
I don't want to hear a peep about the eep
😦
shitting
It's peeing
do u piss when u eep
We Piss Here
That's your first mistake
Thinking
Don't do that here, it never ends well
always
piss while i sleep then wake up, take a shit, get out of bed, and drink some water
I sat on a soft spot of the bonnet and it crumpled. I meant to sit on a harder part
gotta stay hydrated
Do yall set fire to your cereal before or after adding milk?
dood ur not supposed to do that on the bed
dude, its my bed
ur suposed to piss in the piss drawer
Thinking? no thank i speak first
like the poop sock

Just empty it regularly and make every occasion special
pissing is always special when you do it with friends
No, but you see speaking first still implies thinking. Just never think ever
competitive pissing
I have no frens to piss with
who keeps the longest stream wins
We held hands as well
and a master baiter
Now you re making the thinking box hurt
piss so powerful its a powerwasher
Again, just don't think
I like to pretend it's Dragon Ball Z and see who has the strongest piss blast 🙂
you joke but i do this a lot with mates
its fucking hilarious
Im not joking

Entirely true story
i can lend u my piss
i believe u
What the fuck
super saiyan piss
my shits are like tf2 sniper tho
heh
shartshootin
gross guys
Wjat color is jt
ffs

we've devolved in real time

im a determined man, i have a mission and im always successful
I once took a pill and it made iy blueish green
I LEAVE FOR 5 MINUTES
Almost emerald green
chat did i ever told u the story where i saw real time battleshit
AND THE KIND OF DEGENERACY IS THIS
elaborate
What degneracy?
Degenererene what
We chilling
ever seen harold and kumar
THIS
new members dont know true degernal
the battleshit part
ahh ye
I say bad for business, id charge money not lend
i went to a public restroom right? (very rare)
IM JUST HERE FIXING MY MOD PACK
Nothing wrong with lending piss around between friends
Ask bear grylls
IS THIS A SURVIVAL SCENARIO
theres these two stalls with two bros i assume completely shitting their asses out yelling like its battleshit
average lad behaviour
sometimes you need to assert dominance in the battlefield
Probably ex shy poopers
lmaoo what
I have a mate who used to not be able to shit in public
Now he is the loudest one in the room and living his best life
WHY CANT I SEND GIFSSSSS
im not ashamed about shitting
Shit
True character development indeed
i walk in like i own the place and fucking level it to the ground
same
I make some noise and think nothing of it
its the bathroom, im not there to recite poetry
Exactly
unless you count the sounds my ass makes prose
Forest better, grass tickles cheeks
nah
Hey Zee can you check DMs rq :3
ill shit everywhere
aight
"Cur" means ass in my language lmao
Cur means mangy dog in english
Thats actually true, they were whinging about u
U were being helpful he just hated what u were saying
what
what does mangy means
unkept
He was whinging about the fatigue in 42
lol
mango
what the heck dood
And some guy gave a whole, really really good inciteful in depth answer about things u could do to survive b42, and how to manage fatigue
Uncomfortable but not judging
thats not me then
ppl who waste fud are evil
Then he kept asking questions, so u directed him to that perfect message, and he judt
Hated u for it
i would never pass on advice
waste of good salsa that is
verily not me, probably a pz chat conflict that idgaf abt
Not bad squishing technique tho..
It was u, theres no debate
I might actually try that
Sounds yummers
u can add oats or crunched graham crackers too for texture
all outta grahams tho.. :(
Gourmet
those kind of people are funny
Is it cannibalism if u dont identify as human tho
and a lil depressing
no
my brain is dying in real time
I am freezing in the garage
cause walls are thin and its the only place I can hop on VC without waking people up
Do squats
its -20
some stretches or light exercise will help
I didnt resond to berb cause I already was lmao
Rub your palms and blow warm air on them
playing cryogenic winter starting in Dec, NO zombies, they all froze this is prob gonna be boring but chill
for maximum immersion bring your laptop onto the snow
and play outdoors
only go inside when you have safe temperature
Playing cryogenic project




