general_chat

[arctic totem]

helo light man

[heady basin]

wait, it’s all spyware?
always has been.

[heady basin]

how do you have so many versions of this one image

[young kelp]

am planning to make more soon

[midnight bridge]

All applications that we use are spyware 😭

[young kelp]

[heady basin]

i mean im not really bothered

i aint got nothing to hide

[midnight bridge]

They know where you live

[heady basin]

cool, i need friends

[arctic totem]

i dont want them to see my femboy collection!!!!!!!!!!!!

[midnight bridge]

You mean local advertisement friends

[heady basin]

any friends are fine

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-tf2-demo-suit-meme-gif-26226341

[heady basin]

i mean irl as well dude

ofc u count as a friend

[toxic relic]

irl

what is real

[livid notch]

In that case go out a bit more

[midnight bridge]

I've been short of any type of friends for 5 years now

[toxic relic]

reality is not even a value

[heady basin]

HAHAHAHAHAHA
ur funny

[toxic relic]

nor anything else

[arctic totem]

who said go outside

[toxic relic]

i go outside everyday haha

[livid notch]

being real with you

[karmic jetty]

outside (the bedroom)

[heady basin]

https://tenor.com/view/vocaloid-oliver-ghost-and-pals-gif-508130419724310587

[midnight bridge]

Touching grass is not as hard as making friends 😔

[arctic totem]

i knew it

[karmic jetty]

u got a fren in me

[livid notch]

I wish I could touch grass (I'm in middle of wasteland with nothing green in 100 km radicous)

[karmic jetty]

grow and eat grass

[midnight bridge]

So arizona or Montana?

[vital marten]

Not even a cactus?

[heady basin]

because there arent places beyond the usa

[livid notch]

Cactus would be cool, we got this yellow grass ball thingie

[karmic jetty]

[midnight bridge]

I don't think brother is from the middle east

[karmic jetty]

the hollywood western ball thing

[vital marten]

Oh the dududududu wawawawa

[heady basin]

uh about that

[livid notch]

I am

[heady basin]

lmfao

yeah he’s not american

[midnight bridge]

[heady basin]

im not either

[arctic totem]

oooh middle east

[midnight bridge]

I suppose nobody here is American?

[karmic jetty]

east of what

[arctic totem]

i am!!!!!!

RAHHHH AMERICA

[heady basin]

ur not funny

[arctic totem]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[karmic jetty]

too early for 🦅

[vital marten]

[midnight bridge]

Then you are the minority

[arctic totem]

awh man

[heady basin]

on the contrary, americans are quite common here

[vital marten]

🦅 never sleeps

[arctic totem]

well im already a minority anyways

[heady basin]

and everywhere else

[arctic totem]

im nice i promise just a little dumb

[heady basin]

yeah dw i like u

[arctic totem]

whew

im also autistic

[heady basin]

same

[dawn spade]

Most people here are

For once ur a majority

[midnight bridge]

They got more access to technology than us foreigners (I might be false)

[vital marten]

Metal gear

[karmic jetty]

jumpscar

[maiden nymph]

I may be Chinese by nationality but I’m American at heart 🗣️🗣️🗣️ (nah I’m just Chinese)

[livid notch]

She metaling my gear till I'm solid

[vital marten]

Snake

[arctic totem]

who up playing wit they worm!!!!!!!!!

[heady basin]

this joke has expired

[maiden nymph]

My snake is solid

[dawn spade]

Snaaakkee

[midnight bridge]

Chinese evs

[heady basin]

no dont

pls

[heady basin]

pls no

[karmic jetty]

circular hop on xiahongshu

[maiden nymph]

My naked snake is solid

[dawn spade]

My snake just spat venom

[maiden nymph]

💀

[heady basin]

NOH

[maiden nymph]

I’m from Hong Kong dipshit

[karmic jetty]

unless ur a douyin fan

[maiden nymph]

Tbf TikTok got banned in hk a while back

[midnight bridge]

Top spyware

[karmic jetty]

[midnight bridge]

How about you guys quit boring social media and hop on Facebook

[heady basin]

this is just part of zeerol’s plan to brainwash the pz discord

[karmic jetty]

now im interested

[dawn spade]

Zee just wants to spread cats

[vital marten]

Facebook Dating

[dawn spade]

That is all

[karmic jetty]

was it banned bcs of all the political stuff

[maiden nymph]

Woah there

[dawn spade]

No sinister undercurrent

[maiden nymph]

How about we phrase that a bit better

[heady basin]

that was a leap

[heady basin]

??? what was bad about what they said

[livid notch]

[dawn spade]

Yeh idk

People always assume the worst out of me

[heady basin]

im so confused

[livid notch]

Keep being confused

[heady basin]

why

is it endearing

[half kettle]

I am a demon who feeds off of your confusion.

[dawn spade]

I am a rattle snake who just likes to dance

[livid notch]

that was indeed random but no the joke is too weird

[midnight bridge]

[karmic jetty]

peter explains the joke

[heady basin]

ugh i hate not knowing things

[dawn spade]

Peetah

[vital marten]

This is a happy image, I’ll shall yell at ChatGPT to bring lack of imagination to life

[midnight bridge]

How many people here use discord light 🤑

[karmic jetty]

im surprised that family guy shorts brainrot is popular in chinese tiktok(s)

[dawn spade]

I like it more than dark

[half kettle]

family man

[dawn spade]

But i get boolied and end up changing it

[karmic jetty]

change it back so we can booly again

[midnight bridge]

They are just jealous of your eyes

We can see in 4 dimensions, that's why we can withstand discord light

[velvet pebble]

YouTube shorts are full of it too

[dawn spade]

Not until this account inevitably gets banned

[midnight bridge]

Dead Internet

[dawn spade]

Not on my feed

[karmic jetty]

maybe family guy is just THE pinnacle of short form slop

[heady basin]

god what is with my jaw muscles being so tense

[vital marten]

lol

[dawn spade]

Xd

[karmic jetty]

try and use shorts without logging in

[velvet pebble]

Thank god I'm not witnessing it

[quasi slate]

hell naw

[velvet pebble]

I hate how youtube always turns them on as soon as you open it

[strange spruce]

fuck crafting blood runes imma go kill brutal black dragons

[dawn spade]

Why would i do that

[midnight bridge]

If you touch youtube shorts once you will inevitably find it

[dawn spade]

I like my feed

Its people better than me at rock climbing and games i barely play

[karmic jetty]

oh sht yeah now that u mention it

i thought i fatfingered the thing

[midnight bridge]

I tried that one and I ended up getting the exact same bloody feed

[heady basin]

my cousin does bouldering competitively

[dawn spade]

Thats cool

I kinda wanna go to a comp

[heady basin]

yeah

[dawn spade]

Not with the intent to win, coz i just am a bit shit

But the atmosphere would be cool

[arctic totem]

whoooooooooo said

biscuitville

with a larrrrrge cheerwine with grits

oooooh weeeee

[karmic jetty]

ooof that fall

[dawn spade]

Xd

[heady basin]

for a long time i wasnt able to do rock climbing of any kind bc my hands physically couldn’t handle gripping onto the rocks
it’d like burn my hands

[karmic jetty]

i recoiled

[heady basin]

also yeah, ouch

[midnight bridge]

You must be psychotic to enjoy that

[karmic jetty]

i see the appeal

[dawn spade]

Theres a mat, u just plonk and move on

[heady basin]

i couldn’t even use the monkeybars for a good portion of my life either

[karmic jetty]

dont think i can rock climb well tho

[midnight bridge]

I remember one time I tried to use some monkey bars and I got stuck

[dawn spade]

Is that a skin issue? Or just hadnt used ur hands enough

[midnight bridge]

Like 5 meters in the air

[heady basin]

i have various disorders that might of caused it but i suspect it was my raynaud’s that caused it

(blood circulation issues)}

[dawn spade]

Ah, yeh thats unfortunate

[midnight bridge]

😭

[heady basin]

yeah

[stiff salmon]

OooOoOO my god that Monka caT is so CUTE

Literal gremlin

[midnight bridge]

I think I could climb rocks but I would cry afterwards since my hands would get dirty and all those skinmarks

[dawn spade]

They get stronger

[karmic jetty]

i love ur new pfp

[midnight bridge]

No they don't

[dawn spade]

For the first six months i had mad callouses, had to file them weekly

They do

[toxic relic]

balls.

[heady basin]

welcum back

[toxic relic]

dude

they do

[dawn spade]

These days after letting the callouses actually heal, they havent come back nearly as bad

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[toxic relic]

a man returns from reading yes

[dawn spade]

Skin adapts

[stone nexus]

🤝

[heady basin]

yes

[stiff salmon]

Thank you, but all the credit goes to PixelPew really. She outdid herself, I'll forward the compliments to her :D

[midnight bridge]

Our gym teacher used to make us do push ups on many sharp rocks on the ground, my hands did NOT get tougher.

[toxic relic]

this book is gud

[heady basin]

thats just cruel

[dawn spade]

They did

U didnt notice

Or u didnt do it enough

[stone nexus]

Okay chat, I'm saving up for a new phone

A month and a half fully to pay it upfront

[midnight bridge]

They did not want to pay for fake grass

[karmic jetty]

are u gettin a flagship

[stone nexus]

Yessiiiiir

[karmic jetty]

[heady basin]

you have my condolences

[karmic jetty]

is it a pixel

[stone nexus]

I have horrible life decisions and suffer every time I cannot keep up with them 💅

[stone nexus]

Motorola

[midnight bridge]

If you fell once on that floor once consider the part of your body you fell on to draw blood

[sudden pumice]

lf for server

[midnight bridge]

My knees have experience with that school yard floor

Somehow no infections

[stone nexus]

I'm still undecided if I want the goofy flipflop or the basic bitch big pp phone

[dawn spade]

I climb alot

There barely even fucked

[midnight bridge]

Get a flip phone

[karmic jetty]

sausage finger

[stone nexus]

Goofy flipflop is goofy flipflop, but its going to be a bitch to care for

[heady basin]

its the fact that my hands looked exactly like that when i held onto the monkeybars for like five seconds

[dawn spade]

C9mpared to when i was newer

[heady basin]

bright red

or is that normal

i never know if something is normal cuz my body is so fucked

[midnight bridge]

It's not that hard staying on the monkey bars, just hard getting a good grip

[dawn spade]

Not you, your situation is real

[stone nexus]

Like, how am I going to get a cover for it when there's a screen ON THE FLIP THINGIE BOTH SIDES

[dawn spade]

His is, just untrained hands

[stone nexus]

Its SO going to be an annoying bitch

[vital marten]

Let’s show you ol’ charles hand

[heady basin]

it’s hard when you’re me

[midnight bridge]

I have made man-made calluses from biting my fingers too much

[vital marten]

If you rub 80 grit sandpaper between your hands long enough you’ll achieve monkey mode

[heady basin]

monkey mode lmfao

[dawn spade]

I have one of those on the back of my thumb

Its gone down a bit over the years

But for a while it was thick gross scar tissue

[velvet pebble]

Get something simple to repair like xiaomi

[dawn spade]

I fixed it ironically by continuing to nibble it, but more carefully

[velvet pebble]

When you're poor it's better to fix things instead of getting new

[dawn spade]

Only removing the scar tissue not the skin

[midnight bridge]

Everytime I get a good bite on my fingers I feel dopamine like never before

[stone nexus]

Naw, if I wanted something simple I would've downgraded

[velvet pebble]

Definitely not a foldable then

Durability is worse than a plunger's

[stone nexus]

I knowwwwwwww, but the goofy flipflop 🥺

[midnight bridge]

Plungers pretty durable

[velvet pebble]

But the repair moneh🥹

Actually it's your money lol, whatever suits your needs

[midnight bridge]

Isn't a flip phone like 70 bucks

[stone nexus]

I still have to fix and finish the PC mind you, so its not even the prio in the bucket list of things I've gotta save up for

[dawn spade]

A shit one ye

A shit real phone is also like 70 bucks

[stone nexus]

Thing is I get anxious when I have money

[dawn spade]

Sounds like u should spend it all then

[stone nexus]

And now that I am back in full effect...

[midnight bridge]

But the dumb phone looks and sounds cool (and it doesn't lag)

[stone nexus]

... yeah, baaaaaaad decisions.

[stone nexus]

This, this so much

[vital marten]

When I have money I just make impulse purchases, it’s a wonderful self destructive habit!

[stone nexus]

I'll be able to chat at lightspeed like before

[dawn spade]

I dont really waste much money on impulsive purchases

[midnight bridge]

You gonna be able to call people in style

[stone nexus]

I'll commit social seppuku

woooooooo

[dawn spade]

I never had money coz i was a alcoholic smoker

Now that i dont drink so much i just kinda save the money and dont have shit to waste it on

[stone nexus]

lmfao I can picture that

[dawn spade]

That being said i want a cool pair of new shoes

That i dont actually need yet

[velvet pebble]

Then shut your phone angrily and accidentally crack the screen

Eventually

[midnight bridge]

Why do people like shoes so much like wtf

[dawn spade]

I like fashion shoes as well dont get me wrong

But i want a new pair of climbing show

[heady basin]

im in spain but the a is silent

[dawn spade]

Shoes

[fleet marten]

[stone nexus]

I do actually need new work boots 👉👈🥺

[midnight bridge]

Instead of spending money on shoes you can spend them on food 😁

[dawn spade]

My workboots are free which is cool

200 dollars allocated to work boots from boss man

Very cool

[stone nexus]

Same

But I do actually need a replacement

Which... sucks

Because they do be mad expensive

[dawn spade]

I was hoping to end up with a stockpile of work boots

But the ones i have need to last another 3 months

Actually. I probably will end up with a stockpile

The only issue wirh my boots is the laces are fucked

Which like... buy new ones fuckimg dumbass

[midnight bridge]

I need a bloody computer that can run all games atleast on decent graphics but i don't have any money to my name 😡

[livid notch]

Literally us

[midnight bridge]

You don't know the pain when you buy a game and you can't run it

[stone nexus]

I rember I also gotta buy you Cracktorio+DLC

[heady basin]

no wait we’re missing jam jam man

[dawn spade]

How much are u looking to spend on a computer?

[livid notch]

Wut

[midnight bridge]

My 8gb ram radeon 550/550 series is struggling

[heady basin]

jaime

[stone nexus]

So there's a shitload of things I gotta save up for, maaaaaaan.

[livid notch]

where is that goofball

[stone nexus]

But mainly, meds and food.

[midnight bridge]

Maybe 1k or more if I ever have the chance

[heady basin]

he has a habit of appearing, flirting with me, replying to some things, and then ghosting everyone for hours

[fleet marten]

@fathom igloo rip TikTok

[dawn spade]

Do u work? Put 50 bucks aside a week

[stone nexus]

whar

[livid notch]

[fleet marten]

whar

[livid notch]

J'aime is built different

[midnight bridge]

No i don't work brother and won't until 3 or 4 years

[dawn spade]

Ah

Very unfortunate

[midnight bridge]

I don't even speak the local language

[stone nexus]

That's 200 a month, I barely make 900 a month

I wish I could do those numbers brah

[heady basin]

he is indeed

[dawn spade]

Well, okay, idk. Im sure u can find some number that works

[heady basin]

idk if the ghosting thing is intentional or not bc damn it does make me miss him

[stone nexus]

Chad behaviour

[livid notch]

[midnight bridge]

I thinking accounting makes good money

[stone nexus]

Anything makes good money if you do enough of it

obv you gotta find the way to get paid well for it

[midnight bridge]

Not really

[dawn spade]

Ye

[arctic totem]

hi

[dawn spade]

Most careers are either, u find a way to market yourself and make good money

[arctic totem]

everyponie

[toxic hawk]

Hi yes so I mat or mat not be a bit socially underachieving. I get a bit nervous sometimes when I'm with people for a bit. Well not with everyone idk maybe just you? Well idk I get very tired very quickly when I interact with people save for some.

[dawn spade]

Or you settle for comfortable and just work

[toxic hawk]

Rainbow jack is overrated

[arctic totem]

agreed

[stone nexus]

So that's why you are naturally horny with Warframe

I see.

[heady basin]

i see, im the same way if you can believe it but with people i like i get kinda really social

that’s mb

im better when its online

but irl is like

PAIN

[midnight bridge]

I was thinking of transporting cheap goods from a cheap country to a more expensive one but I have no idea how that would work and if it's legal...

[arctic totem]

hey thats what my dad did with people

[dawn spade]

Thats only legal when done properly

[young kelp]

there are legal loopholes

probably

I wouldn't know anything of it

[dawn spade]

And done properly involves a whole lot of money you dont have

[toxic hawk]

Let me put it thus way. Talking is genuinely tiring to me. I love people so much, but speaking takes so much effort out of me I can't describe it. So I prefer to hang out with people. We don't even have to talk. Being in each others presence is more than enough

[half kettle]

why is bro asking for business advice on the project somboid server..

[young kelp]

project = business

[midnight bridge]

So I guess we gonna have to hide the merchandise under the car seats?

[rain mango]

best financial advice: 100k on red

[stone nexus]

I'd have a beer with you, you that cool homie.

[arctic totem]

shimmy yeah shimmy yah

swa la la la

swa lala la

[young kelp]

I don't usually talk to people irl unless I get approached first

[dawn spade]

I give you well wishes in your smuggling journeys

[heady basin]

believe me, i get it, trust. thanks for telling me this tho, now i know how to respect your social limits better

[stone nexus]

How would you like to be approached

[arctic totem]

HEY THATS ME

[midnight bridge]

I'm thinking smuggling merchandise from a boat might be the easiest way

[livid notch]

Good on you, dropped another banger

[dawn spade]

Well now you need a ship

And fuel

[toxic hawk]

Yay

[arctic totem]

heck yeah

[midnight bridge]

You could probably find one for 10k

[dawn spade]

And enough merchandise to make that journey progitable

[arctic totem]

swa la la la

swa la la la

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-hairdryer-cat-fire-hairdryer-cat-fire-gif-3760299524600317666

[heady basin]

no burning the kittens

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/panko-cat-pankocat-fatfatpankocat-pet-gif-228857265189960783

[midnight bridge]

It may be doable with tobacco

[arctic totem]

🎵 🎶

[toxic hawk]

Nah you're awesome enough. Just know that I am not that great with convos and that if I send something completely out of the blue for no reason. Its my way of saying "hey I still remember you exist. I'm just busy rn"

[arctic totem]

swa la la la

[dawn spade]

Ah yes, now instead of reasonable doubt your instead using a controlled substance

This is getting better

[heady basin]

💚

[toxic hawk]

Meshing else is that I need a lot of alone time to keep my sense of self if that makes sense

Something*

[young kelp]

I also often get tunnel vision when walking lmao, too busy thinking about what to do after walking

[stone nexus]

Aggressively hug the mf and lift him off the ground? Gotchu homie.

[young kelp]

so I can't really notice people I know unless they are infront of me or call me out

[arctic totem]

swa la la la

[heady basin]

yeah i get it

[midnight bridge]

I mean since I'll be coming from a tiny ass boat they ain't gonna catch me (or so I hope)

[arctic totem]

do you look look at the ground when you walk?

i do the same thing

[young kelp]

anyways, back to playing darkwood at 8pm

[stone nexus]

Have fun!

[young kelp]

straight ahead

[midnight bridge]

This is starting to sound like something from breaking bad..

[arctic totem]

oop nvm hehe

[arctic totem]

hey my cousin did that

[dawn spade]

I dont wanna get baited too hard. Just remember to think of this everytime you have an illegal thought. ( have smarter people than me been caught)

[midnight bridge]

I'm guessing your family is full of criminals

[karmic jetty]

ur cousin broke bad?

[arctic totem]

no hehehe

[young kelp]

there is no fun, there's only suffering, the new hideout can send out on average 2 pairs of certain enemies, which can also just be 4 chompers

thats like 4 shotgun shells in 1 night

[neon bramble]

@toxic hawk

[young kelp]

I ain't brave(or skilled lmao) enough to fight 4 chompers with a single axe

[karmic jetty]

what are chompers

[midnight bridge]

I have too many illegal thoughts, some of them are business ideas

[arctic totem]

swa la la la

[neon bramble]

mfw the status that badly needs new good IDs gets a suicide ID

[dawn spade]

Illegal thoughts are fun

Illegal actions are life ruining

[young kelp]

a person that split in the middle to reveal a mouth that can dash at you really quickly

[heady basin]

nah man its the other way round

[young kelp]

and hits really damn hard

[livid notch]

[midnight bridge]

This is why i ask for second opinions

[karmic jetty]

what the shrimp

is it from darkwood

[young kelp]

safest option is a shotgun, a sharpened axe kills it in 2 hits (tho 3 since its split in half and will still bite)

[arctic totem]

skrimp

[young kelp]

yes

[heady basin]

i don’t know what socialising is

[midnight bridge]

Hmmmmm

[young kelp]

I haven't seen it yet

[karmic jetty]

i think it sloppical made a video on that

[young kelp]

but I heard they can also spawn with armor

[livid notch]

Ah ha

[young kelp]

which allows it to tank an additional shotgun shell

so its 2 shells to kill it

[heady basin]

i either come off as creepy, offensive, apathetic or a mix of all three

[dawn spade]

Dont starve doggo?

[young kelp]

a lot worse

[karmic jetty]

resident evil doggo

[heady basin]

doggo

[livid notch]

would still be a pleasure to meet you

[dawn spade]

Arnt resident evil dogggos just dogs but like... with hyper rabies

[young kelp]

I also heard ||human spiders|| can show up at night, tho I haven't seen that happen yet

[heady basin]

i appreciate ur faith in me is that strong

[karmic jetty]

better human spiders than human centipede

[heady basin]

oh god dont remind me

[dawn spade]

Lmao

[young kelp]

those actually exist too

and can show up inside your room instantly

[karmic jetty]

i just learned from echo that theres THREE human centipede moovies

i only know the original

[young kelp]

there's 3?

[dawn spade]

Ye

[karmic jetty]

YEAH

[heady basin]

yeah, and they get more meta and more stupid

[heady basin]

fucking tom six shows up in the last one

[dawn spade]

Idk how u take that premise and make 2 sequels

[young kelp]

who on their right mind thought it needed more

[heady basin]

you meta the fuck out of it

[heady basin]

tom six apparently

[dawn spade]

I lowkey think they were hoping itd be as succesful as saw

[karmic jetty]

i kinda like the original

very arthousey

[dawn spade]

Ud be into it

[young kelp]

this is what their corpse looks like

[heady basin]

yeah this i can agree with

[dawn spade]

So i never watched it, but is my understanding correct in that. The just get a bunch of people, sew them to eacothers asses and make them eat it

[young kelp]

yes

[heady basin]

im gonna have nightmares tonight a

[karmic jetty]

imagine being the middle dood

[young kelp]

realistically, the ones at the very back are gonna die from starvation

[heady basin]

can can we not

[karmic jetty]

lemme grab that key and peele sketch

[dawn spade]

Ye

[heady basin]

normally im all for gross talk but im getting ready for bed yall

[karmic jetty]

https://youtu.be/rLIWRu22tdo?si=4AjOXOkGzsvpVEkt

[dawn spade]

Realistically i think the second ones gonna die from starvation pretty quic

[young kelp]

here's a cure frog, spoiler incase you don't like frogs

[velvet pebble]

Get it for yourself, I'm already on my way to the edge of the universe

[dawn spade]

We arnt like, super awesome at using all the nutrients we consume but were good enough that i dont think theres a second meal in it

[heady basin]

i love frogs

super cute

[young kelp]

there might be some left, like barely at least

[velvet pebble]

No fucking jokes lol, I'm assembling a new pc and in my free time I'll build new fulgora factories

[young kelp]

anyways back to the woods

[stone nexus]

I have NO clue what that means, but it sounds like you are passing time entertained and that may mean you are enjoying yourself. Glad to see you doing that.

[livid notch]

Good night

[heady basin]

im not going yet

but soon

[karmic jetty]

beware the beast

https://tenor.com/view/the-beast-over-the-garden-wall-the-woodsman-lantern-woods-gif-15503650587642576773

[surreal mirage]

CFDs seem kinda interesting

[toxic hawk]

What did pmoon mean by this

[graceful dust]

hello

[toxic hawk]

Are you going without even saying bye bye? I won't talk to you for another 21 hours yknow

[heady basin]

not yet silly

[surreal mirage]

Jaime just fly over to new Zealand or something

Or Australia i forgor

[heady basin]

ofc i wouldnt just up and leave without saying goodbye to you jaime

[neon bramble]

they want chain battles to be the new standard

[half kettle]

hey how do i start learning how to cook

[stone nexus]

The silly redhead already got the DLC for me, I'm set and waiting for you
I still want to give the favour back, but I don't know how because all she could want she already has covered lol

[surreal mirage]

Got any cook books?

[half kettle]

i can go get one

[surreal mirage]

They're fairly easy to follow. Just pick a cuisine you like

I'd personally start with pasta dishes

[half kettle]

understood

[stone nexus]

I... might...

... end up buying GE for the fnnuy Porsche Tiger

One item at a time. One. Item. At a time. I'm too excited at the thought of actually being net positive for once lmao

[strong bough]

this might be a really dumb question but does anyone know what it means when it says on the way on fedex tracking 🙏 (operating hours are from 8am-8pm thats why im asking its 7)

[stone nexus]

Being prepped

[prisma oriole]

Guys, who would win in a fight, kirby or uncle grandpa ?

[stone nexus]

At least should be, as a delivery driver that shit should get sorted previously or after loading, before the truck leaves depot

welp, rip, I tried, fatfingered

[strong bough]

so would it be here today?

or next day

[stone nexus]

Should be today, yeah

[strong bough]

because its said it since 9pm last night

[stone nexus]

Depends heavily when they do it

[strong bough]

and the facility is an hour away

[stone nexus]

If it said so yesterday, then there's quite a disconnection between the cargo load and the app/delivery system lol

Regardless should be today

Either way they should notify you if that stuff arrives today with like, ~4hs to spare

If that's not the case I believe they send you the notif that the stuff arrived but wasn't received and that you can setup another delivery or pick it up at the depot

[heady basin]

aight, teeth brushed, nightlight on, its time for my final hours of the day to begin

[stone nexus]

Its... 10am, Plumsy

Wait, I forgor, you are on the upside down land, mb

[heady basin]

ye

[icy vigil]

im done

[heady basin]

whats wrong

[spring kiln]

!rj

[prime thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/705490390001778789/786347953622482995/52af9b71-b8b3-4af3-9c4b-d90fb931e8ad.gif

[icy vigil]

im going tunnel vision mode

[heady basin]

y

[icy vigil]

[spring kiln]

!heli

[prime thorn]

https://media.giphy.com/media/gljkmX46J1adG/giphy.gif

[spring kiln]

!dance

[prime thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1013627138454327296/breakdance.gif

[velvet pebble]

Get her the german kv 1

Op + easier grind

Plus i own it too

[fair yacht]

[icy vigil]

idunno why im subbed to a random community in japan

[fair yacht]

:O

cuz japan is uwu

[icy vigil]

ive never even been to that specific place

"Mie"

[fair yacht]

i wanna go to japan!

[icy vigil]

cant you go?

[surreal mirage]

Go japan

[fair yacht]

thats alot of money shark fren

[icy vigil]

[surreal mirage]

Invest in hawk tuah coin and then use the profits

[fair yacht]

fuck no

[icy vigil]

what's your job

[fair yacht]

[icy vigil]

i think an interesting route is being a diplomat or ambassador

[fair yacht]

my job is litteraly nothing

[icy vigil]

idunno why but becoming either of those sounds

interesting to me

and the job requirements is mostly just

"dont be a criminal"

"speak both languages"

[quasi slate]

literally*

[delicate spade]

Crazy

[delicate spade]

Peak

[fair yacht]

hi fren

[hollow wing]

hi everyone! Does anyone know when 42 build will came on stable branch?)

[past ingot]

No. Probably going to be a long time. There's countless bugs, exploits and glitches to be patched.

[quasi slate]

give it 2 years

[young kelp]

Darkwood
Human spiders are LOUD, unlike some other enemies where they might approach silently until they see you and prepare for an attack, these guys just scream the moment they are born and when they attack

[past ingot]

But spiders are quiet....

[toxic hawk]

racoon o racoon
in short o racoon

[young kelp]

regular ones are

these ones humans

the gators on the other hand

[fair yacht]

:D

[past ingot]

I should check dark wood out

[toxic hawk]

how is life

[young kelp]

the only clue they give you before they start attacking is a slight puddle on the water and noise

[fair yacht]

better now that im home

[young kelp]

if you miss where the puddle is at

[toxic hawk]

yay

[young kelp]

goodluck lmao

[toxic hawk]

i am playin elden ring pvp

very intense

[past ingot]

Do they use the puddle like their web... Is the puddle pee?

[young kelp]

no not the spiders

[fair yacht]

coffee!

[young kelp]

forgot what they were called, swamp savages or something

they show signs when you get close enough to them

and those are the only signs you get to see before they attack after a second or 2

and by close, I mean its literally just a pounce away from them

[past ingot]

What are they in the ground?

I get to beat mad max today...

[young kelp]

water

they spawn only in the water

[past ingot]

Ok so Navy seal ambush predators

[ocean breach]

not enough frenzied flame 0/10

[young kelp]

with the ability to spit out some kind of goo that traps you in place

anyways, darkwood is a cool game

give it a try, a small tip I can give is that you can move lamps around the base

[past ingot]

What's the point of that

[young kelp]

night event
||each lamp has a chance of turning off when the event starts which makes the darkness dangerous||

[restive pollen]

When an ashtray comes complementary with your table then you know that country has a problem 😭

Ain’t NO way

[quasi slate]

@surreal mirage titan miku

[half kettle]

amaiku

[surreal mirage]

migu

[gentle remnant]

coffee timeeee

[cinder hill]

do any of yall know how to change name of a vc

[graceful dust]

why is it playing short skirt/long jacket

if only miku had music they could play

[cinder hill]

no?

[graceful dust]

i dont know shit

[fair yacht]

now that they added miku to fortnite

they should add Luka as well!

[surreal mirage]

who

[livid notch]

Eh they are just being considerate about smokers

[sage rain]

my gf made mushroom covered in cheese and it looked like a used ashtray

[livid notch]

The most important thing, what did it taste like

[half kettle]

yummuy

[sage rain]

she ate it so im assuming it tasted like mushroom covered in cheese

so pretty good

[simple bear]

trynna decide whether i wanna do this long ahh trail off 4 hrs of sleep

[sage rain]

trail?

[simple bear]

10 mile trail up a mountain in the snow

[sage rain]

irl?

[simple bear]

family bringing me with

[sage rain]

do it

[simple bear]

only told me last night so my sleep schedule is fucked

[sage rain]

u only live once

plus u will sleep well tonight if u do it

[simple bear]

We done it before but twas a year ago

[fair yacht]

:O

[sage rain]

is ur family cool

[simple bear]

No

[sage rain]

maybe not then

10 miles is like

15 k

i think

yeah fuck that

not uphill

how do i check my plunger status

[velvet pebble]

Spend time with your family. We never know how much time together we have left

[sage rain]

if they are 8/10 or above on the uncool rating don't do it tho

[graceful dust]

do /rank

[hardy mural]

poachedy is rank #6,220 at level 2 with 228 experience. (72 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■ ] 52%

[sage rain]

yay

[graceful dust]

yay

[sage rain]

thankyou

[quasi slate]

its my lobby song

i can change it to miku

[livid notch]

J'aime stop doing this to me

[toxic hawk]

Ĺ

[stone nexus]

afaik she's US loyalist

[livid notch]

[stone nexus]

I don't... know what the US have that isn't good enough on its own ngl

[velvet pebble]

Then premium hellcat or super hellcat

6.0 is a cool br too

[toxic hawk]

Bro am I just overleveled or os no-one leveling vigor in elden ring anymore. I like 4 shot invaders

[stone nexus]

Both hellcats weren't affected by the fix, engine power is still ass on them

[cedar hornet]

Woof woof woof

[stone nexus]

Literally free hellcat is better to the exception of the cannon lol

[stone nexus]

Unsure if I want to introduce her that far with a prem

[livid notch]

Actually being an elden lady be like :

[stone nexus]

Usually 5.0+ is where you face the absolute unfair bs

[graceful dust]

u must.

[toxic hawk]

Helping a new player with moegott. He's watching the cutscene lol

He died before I could enter the fog gate

Bruh

[graceful dust]

cant make it easyfor u

that would be the real rookie mistake

[toxic hawk]

I was going to heal him too bruh

[graceful dust]

im back on my zomboid renovations

[velvet pebble]

You got my point, get a premium cool thing to play with😆

[graceful dust]

"playing the sims" as the kids like to say

[gentle remnant]

project simboid wooooo

[graceful dust]

which one is the cdda meta farmhousse again

[toxic hawk]

Muldrsugh

[graceful dust]

is it this one

i mean VERY specifically

pls

[gentle remnant]

I beat the shadow side of sonic x shadow generations the other day, it was actually awesome 🙂

[toxic hawk]

Yes

[graceful dust]

ok we all know what it looks like then

i'll post wtf im doing w it later

the roof? fucking donezo.

[toxic hawk]

No one summons anymore bruh

Sigh

[graceful dust]

i do ):

[gentle remnant]

everyone thinks they're John Elden Ring 😦

[toxic hawk]

I get invaded but no one coops sad

[stone nexus]

Yeah, I do get the point, its just...

[velvet plinth]

source pls

[toxic hawk]

No clue

[velvet plinth]

😭

[stone nexus]

I don't think that making her depend on a premium to "skip the grind" is a good idea, that should come from her own self

[velvet plinth]

found it

[graceful dust]

siggy just says noah 😭

[stone nexus]

Precisely why I want the Porsche Tiger myself, I know its shit, I could probably get a Puma variant instead, but I want it because its my favourite tank ever lol

[thorn stream]

402034819

[karmic jetty]

what do the numbers mean

[thorn stream]

@plucky thorn 402034819

[heady basin]

oh god i’ve been trying to sleep for the past 40 minutes but my heart is freaking out

[karmic jetty]

stop thy heart

[heady basin]

it’s not even beating fast
it’s just beating really hard

[karmic jetty]

are u ok

[heady basin]

i have a condition that means this is sorta usual for me yeah

but annoying

very annoying

it hasn’t bothered me for a while now

it’s only just started to happen again

[velvet pebble]

Lowtier premium isn't good for skipping grind, it's just for fun mainly

[karmic jetty]

is not a panic attack is it

[heady basin]

nope

[velvet pebble]

For example, german kv 1 is as efficient as leopard 2a6

In terms of xp boost

And i took it solely for pay 2 win purposes

And angle

Round armor deflects almost everything, paid round armor deflects everything

[heady basin]

it’s messing with my breathing bruh

why does this only happen when i try to sleep

that’s when my hear should be at its calmest but apparently not

[velvet pebble]

Lowering blood pressure should help

[dire timber]

I only play ASU-57 :3

[heady basin]

oh great and as if things couldnt get worse now i have a headache from my fucked up spine

[velvet pebble]

Got a squadmate that has same kind of problem. Can't do physical exercises

[heady basin]

hang on lemme try coughing it out

[heady basin]

okay nope that made it worse

[velvet pebble]

Pop your balloon pls

[heady basin]

about that blood pressure thing sun
any suggestions

ill take anything rn

[karmic jetty]

none of us are medical professionals

[heady basin]

shhh zeerol

[uncut apex]

Oh I see, I’m 1 xp away

[cedar hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/die-roblox-spongebob-vetex-gif-23528961

[gentle remnant]

I hope you feel better Plums 😦

[heady basin]

yup me too

[velvet pebble]

I don't think you have same pills as we do lol, russian medicine isn't used in Australia and vice versa. Just google any medicine to lower blood pressure

[heady basin]

now my fucking smoke alarm is going off

WHAT IS HAPPENING

OW OW OW

WHAT IS HAPPENING OH MY GOD

[simple bear]

Just annoyed because they made these plans without my input and then guilt tripped me into going

Now I’ve gotta go while sleep deprived

[graceful dust]

doing that shit sleep deprived sucks so bad

[heady basin]

GUYS EVERYTHING IS SCREAMING AT ME

[cedar hornet]

Damn what is MissPlums going through

[graceful dust]

only physical thing i'll do sleep deprived is errands

[heady basin]

I NOW HAVE EAR ACHES ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE

[graceful dust]

exploding ):

u need to go fan the smoke alarm off with like a piece of cardboard or someth

[stone nexus]

Yeah, love me 🅱️ESH, not many people realize how stupid silly it is to aim somewhere that normally wouldn't do shit to just implode the target you shot at

[dire timber]

quacks at you profusely

[past ingot]

Average morning chaos moment...

[heady basin]

okay so quick summary

it is nearly 1 am
i have a heart that wants to escape my chest
my head hurts
the smoke alarms in the house started blaring
and now my ears hurt too

great

[narrow rune]

Hi card

[past ingot]

Sup Moe

[fathom igloo]

Rednote!

[past ingot]

Don't you dare....

[past ingot]

Is there a fire?

[fathom igloo]

I already did days ago lol

They’re very nice there

[heady basin]

nope, it was a FUCKING FALSE ALARM!

GOD HATES ME

[fathom igloo]

My dogs paid the dog tax

[past ingot]

Congratulations on assisting the CCP to acquire vital Intel of strike locations in your house and surrounding area.

[gentle remnant]

oh yea tik tok or whatever, forgot allabout that, I don't use it so 🙂

[fathom igloo]

Now I’m learning to make shumai the right way

[bold cobalt]

Kind of weird how pigs can take years to tame but it will only take months for them to become wild again like pure wild

[velvet pebble]

Funnily enough, in several days i took maybe 3 or 4 shots from fv4005 straight to my face and died only once

[past ingot]

How do I get my dog to pay my taxes?

[velvet pebble]

You underestimate how p2w kv 1 is

[past ingot]

Something lit off smoke.... I guess you'll be alright though

[gentle remnant]

something something animal instinct ig

[velvet pebble]

Kill me

[fathom igloo]

I’m going to send them DNA swabs next in trade for the secret to making the perfect strawberry jelly latte

[gentle remnant]

now we're cooking

[velvet pebble]

Dust can trip the alarm. Happens often

[cedar hornet]

I wish I could

[velvet pebble]

Clean your room better next time😆

@heady basin

[stone nexus]

Oh no, I know, I have been spawncamped by them before, sucks that you have to try your best to either angle and creep on them while being visible, or pray that they are unaware with something light to annoy them so someone else can take a proper shot

[fathom igloo]

Sun also has all my data

[past ingot]

It takes only moments to destroy what takes years to build. This is a law of physics. Destruction is the easiest process

[velvet pebble]

I just straight up rush enemy spawn killing everyone i see because no one can pen me

Most of the times

[fathom igloo]

Pek definitely is behind this gif 👀

[past ingot]

China gonna have an army of Cambrie clones they'll unleash on the internet to distract us all from what's actually happening

[weak pewter]

how do i get some roles?

[fathom igloo]

Oh that sounds fun actually. You’ll be entertained for days

[heady basin]

I AM BACK

[velvet pebble]

Mhm, Cambrie has to send me one chocolate per day so i don't give it away

[heady basin]

okay so i now have two panadol in my system and a syringe to blow into

[fathom igloo]

You earn them with blood sweat jokes and tears

[stone nexus]

Remember to press 🅱️ to blow.

[heady basin]

fish, i am trying to stop my heart from strangling my airways, please do not make me laugh in the process

[graceful dust]

never stop posting

[stone nexus]

sowwy

[weak pewter]

okay guys

it’s my goal to get a role by today…

[graceful dust]

good luck

[graceful dust]

are u okay?

[weak pewter]

and i’m trying to get into a group to play but they aren’t responding

[heady basin]

i’m better

[past ingot]

Died laughing from gamer joke while trying to take life saving medication.... That's a weird one to put on a death certificate

[heady basin]

im not injecting it damn

im just blowing into it

im guessing from the silence that i should explain

okay so the heart doctors at the children’s hospital i used to go to recommended it as a way of settling my heart rate

[past ingot]

Nah this place works like a prison bull pen. All a sudden fills up and gets supe loud then emptys out before anyone notices

[heady basin]

true

[graceful dust]

everyone took a piss break all at once

[past ingot]

That is interesting. What is it a asthma thing?

[past ingot]

Pretty sure some people here just pee themselves.

[icy vigil]

how else would we hold hands

[past ingot]

Intentionally

[graceful dust]

like this

[simple bear]

Imagine taking a sip from the middle

[gentle remnant]

cumhands

[graceful dust]

u ASKED

im still convinced its milk

[simple bear]

Like leaning over and just slurping it up

Maybe put a straw in

[graceful dust]

itd be warm tho

[simple bear]

Who doesnt like a nice handful of warm milk

[stone nexus]

So, you good at blowing? How about you blow up?
Asking why do you have heart issues sounds stupid, so pray tell what other life risks do you often run into and if you can help cure them somehow

[graceful dust]

can we all agree to wash our hands before we hold milk

[heady basin]

bit more complicated
tldr i suffered an autoimmune disease at the age of four that very nearly killed me and it left me with some permanent conditions

one of them being a faster heart rate that occasionally acts up
so sometimes i have minor episodes like this and other rarer times i need to go to hospital bc my heart rate is over 200 per minute

[simple bear]

Never

[stone nexus]

That helps!

[graceful dust]

thats bad!

[heady basin]

i haven’t needed to have my heart restarted for a few years now so

[stone nexus]

Fuck man, that sucks :/

[graceful dust]

HE DISAPPEARS?

[graceful dust]

win!

[icy vigil]

you know who else sucks

[livid notch]

Reduced to atoms

[stone nexus]

Uranus

[past ingot]

I'm lucky idk what that's like.i I wore a defibrillator for about 4 days

[stone nexus]

Saturnus, actually, but Uranus

[past ingot]

So my heart goes out to you miss plums. That's crazy af

[livid notch]

My grades, because brother I'm keep getting F's and In return I'm being unfazed

[heady basin]

its quite interesting actually
it basically feels like this massive weight is being pressed against your chest

[graceful dust]

like a sleep paralysis demon

[heady basin]

sort of

[past ingot]

I heard it feels like being kick-started.... So yeah that tracks

[heady basin]

the way they reset my heart was through IV medicine so it was more of a slower process

[stone nexus]

Sorry but they have to kill you to keep you in check, Plumsy

That's metal as fuck

[past ingot]

Oh atropine?

[heady basin]

ig?

[past ingot]

It is definitely metal af

[heady basin]

just imagine two walls closing you in specifically on your heart area and just pressing

and then imagine them being lifted away

that’s what the process feels like

[past ingot]

Weird...

[heady basin]

yeah ikr

[past ingot]

Yeah I've had my heart stop quite a few times. But in the opposite slowed down till it stopped

[dim cloak]

wtf did i wake up to

[heady basin]

my mum has a slower heart rate too

[past ingot]

Feels like a giant super magnet is stopping you from being alive and all your blood settles

I can't believe I don't have permanent damage.

[icy vigil]

on what

[past ingot]

Well I gotta go I hope things are better now plums

Lyme disease

[heady basin]

yeah i feel better now, might go to bed too

[icy vigil]

your heart stopped from lyme disease?

[past ingot]

After all that I'd say it's a good time for a nap

[past ingot]

Yes. A lot of times

I was falling down in public and fainting

[icy vigil]

[past ingot]

And I lived in a city so everyone just thought I was like a dying junkie so nobody cared

Which I was...

[icy vigil]

im no expert but that seems like a strange manifestation of lyme disease

[past ingot]

There's a few types all right I got to go though talk to you later

[icy vigil]

o there we go

[quartz plank]

Ive never fainted

[icy vigil]

never really thought it could or should go that far

[quartz plank]

i was close once time after school when i was younger so i googled how not to faint

so i laid down with my head hanging from the bed

it worked

[graceful dust]

i post this pic so often keep up w the lore

[dim cloak]

oh... kay???

[graceful dust]

this sounds kinda like disautonomia

[icy vigil]

its lyme disease

[devout yew]

Guys, how do I make friends in real life tik tok is banned

[onyx igloo]

can't you get lyme disease from ticks or is that a different disease?

[devout yew]

Yes deer ticks

[graceful dust]

disautonomia is anything that causes issues w the autonomic nervous system so damage from lyme disease might count. i am not the disautonomia expert tho

[icy vigil]

have you considered human trafficking

[devout yew]

this isn't the time for jokes guy I genuinely have zero social life and I need that

[icy vigil]

a

ill be your friend 🫂

[devout yew]

I need real life friends

[icy vigil]

running to your home as we speak

[gentle remnant]

how does tik tok get you real life friends

[graceful dust]

in my experience find a discord server for locals with ur common interests & go to ppls parties

[quartz plank]

Just go outside

[onyx igloo]

dont we all

[devout yew]

I tried, there are none I live in Michigan there is nothing here

there's a lot of freaky stuff, though if you catch my drift and I am not getting into that

[icy vigil]

how old are you

[devout yew]

18

[icy vigil]

you got plenty of time

[onyx igloo]

theres alot of old people near me so i like old people stuff

[icy vigil]

unless you're out of school

[devout yew]

no, I do not have time because my government has fucked me over so hard that I don't believe I have any time left

[onyx igloo]

i play like cards and drink coffee outside n

[graceful dust]

https://disboard.org/servers/tag/michigan

[stone nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/326397739074060288/1330516384492556288/Tumblr_l_288242447060701.jpg?ex=678e4371&is=678cf1f1&hm=23cca82cd01b91f6410988e9e6da25c699e9673c29233506d3398d829d5cf34b&

[quartz plank]

Go outside, go to your local skate park community center or whatever

[graceful dust]

not considerable enuf

[quartz plank]

go where the younglings hang out

[gentle remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/the-gang-is-all-here-the-gang-spongebob-meme-drawing-gif-15613001

[stone nexus]

k, will post again before halloween

[quartz plank]

If they dont have a crack pipe in their hand approach them

[devout yew]

I don't live in Detroit. I live very far north. That's why I didn't find any servers 🥲🥲🥲

[devout yew]

that's the thing I don't know where they hang out because I've been in my house for 7 years

[onyx igloo]

just walk around then

[icy vigil]

are you out of school?

[devout yew]

Yeah

[icy vigil]

a

[devout yew]

and when I was in school I was homeschooled

[onyx igloo]

hey fellow homeschooly

[devout yew]

Again, there is nothing here, I would have to take a 2 hour drive to find anything

[icy vigil]

i actually dunno how to make friends outside of school

[onyx igloo]

drive like that one meme guy

[icy vigil]

well i do, but im not interested

[devout yew]

Hmmm true

[quartz plank]

Same

[icy vigil]

you can probably look for hobby groups in your area

like dnd

[quartz plank]

The few i have (or have left) are enough

[onyx igloo]

i like cars but i have 2 problems
space
money

[quartz plank]

Yeah or wait for an event

[devout yew]

My car gets 30 miles a gallon

[onyx igloo]

i hate parties from what i learned
maybe thats because it was with extended family but

[icy vigil]

how old are you

[onyx igloo]

16

[devout yew]

I don't even have family

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-engineer-tf2-wat-what-gif-21053319

[onyx igloo]

you don't have family
or you don't like the family you have?

[devout yew]

I have family, but they all hate each other because, well, I can't really tell you its personal family stuff, but they all hate each other

I talk to my mother and my grandma and that's it

[onyx igloo]

got it

[devout yew]

I don't even have a father

[onyx igloo]

unfortunate

[devout yew]

Indeed lmao

[quartz plank]

you can wait for a local event to happen

like i dunno

A show

Or whatever

[devout yew]

True

I could see what's going on at pine knob

[quartz plank]

Go there and approach someone you feel like you could vibe with

[onyx igloo]

i invested in learning chemistry and cooking off of youtube as a hobby

[quartz plank]

If it doesnt work out, who cares

You dont know em

[onyx igloo]

i'm kind of a messy idiot when i actually cook though

[devout yew]

Very true

[quartz plank]

You'll try again

[icy vigil]

are you good at anything