general_chat

[sage rain]

same😧

[ruby river]

we are a quarter century into the 2000s

[lilac quarry]

??

[sage rain]

1 more year of having a nice hairline

[marsh glacier]

it has never been more over

[fleet marten]

Can relate

[sage rain]

age is just a concept guys

😧

[toxic relic]

you are a child

not in a patronizing way

[marsh glacier]

my life is over it's over OVER

[toxic relic]

but you are still a youth

[ruby river]

the moment u turn 20 you start getting back pain and it never goes away

[toxic relic]

why is it over

[marsh glacier]

im gonna explode when i turn 20

[toxic relic]

dont tell them about the back pain or the ear hair

my back got way hairier too

[sage rain]

ear hair???

[marsh glacier]

my body already cracks and pops when i move

[sage rain]

iont have enough test for that

surely

[toxic relic]

i got it bad

its crazy

but im an old man

[lilac quarry]

I'm convinced people just say this lol

just exercise

it's easy and you just won't have those pains

[toxic relic]

stretch

[sage rain]

guys lift weights even casually u will age like 3x better

[toxic relic]

if you do some stretches and light exercise you can stave off the pains for many years

[polar kernel]

25 and it doesn't get better

[marsh glacier]

why exercise when i could lay on my ass and not do that

[toxic relic]

i go to the gym pretty often to relax

[lilac quarry]

yeah at the very least

[toxic relic]

you just get the zone

[sage rain]

ur ass will be more comfy to lay on if u exercise

more cushioning

[marsh glacier]

you're speaking my language

[lilac quarry]

I'm turning 28, been exercising regularly, and only really training hard the last year or so and I wake up like I'm 16 again

[sage rain]

wont need a gaming chair u can use a bar stool like a real man

[lilac quarry]

literally no pains

[fleet marten]

Can relate, that's why I still feel younger no cap

[sage rain]

nice dude

[toxic relic]

take the seat off the barstool

still on the pipe

💪

[lilac quarry]

fartname be on the pipe alright

[fleet marten]

How many weight do u lift in bench press?

[toxic relic]

i be schlangin it dude

[lilac quarry]

225 max, incline only for 5 reps is my personal best rn

I don't do flat bench

[toxic relic]

valid vaild

[fleet marten]

Holy shit

[sage rain]

thats rlly good man congrats

[toxic relic]

gud shit man

[lilac quarry]

thank you thank you

[toxic relic]

leon talks in chat to be complimented

[lilac quarry]

really starting taking weight lifting and general weight training seriously last year

[lilac quarry]

that's all I have in life don't take this away from me

[fleet marten]

What protein powder brand do u like

[sage rain]

mods demote this guy hes not a real zomboid player

[toxic relic]

why do you only do incline? just want the upper pecs and shoulders?

[lilac quarry]

I got gold standard here in canada, but I only ever put protein powder in my overnight oats for work tbh I don't do powder otherwise

[fleet marten]

Nice

[lilac quarry]

I find flat bench is meh, studies show that incline is better overall and you can make up for lower pecks with fly movements and add more variety in general

[sage rain]

its also just more time efficient than normal bench

u get more done for less time

[toxic relic]

real

[lilac quarry]

I do a lot of low cable fly and lean-back peck deck to target lower pecks

dips as well

[sage rain]

dips are fun

[toxic relic]

makes up for anything you might be missin

[lilac quarry]

they hurt for a bit until I learned how to do them properly

I'm excited to hit legs tomorrow, quickly becoming my favourite day honestly

[sage rain]

ikr

do u deadlift?

[toxic relic]

man is enlightened

[lilac quarry]

never

[sage rain]

🥺

[lilac quarry]

never will either

highest injury rate by far, no benefit compared to other movements

[sage rain]

but its the most monkey lift

[lilac quarry]

rack pulls better in every way less injury

[sage rain]

ooough heavy go up

RAGGHH

[lilac quarry]

I get that from leg press tbh

I also don't do any barbell squats

[sage rain]

true true

[lilac quarry]

hack squat and leg press

[sage rain]

better do machine squat

YESS HACK SQUAT IS INSANE

[toxic relic]

what do you do for arms

[sage rain]

i have disproportional legs thanks to hack squat and a broken wrist

[sage rain]

5x30

https://tenor.com/view/worldfitvault-fitnes-gym-exercise-healthy-gif-3561456347512918085

[fleet marten]

F

[toxic relic]

i mostly work with weights and suspension trainers, tate presses, rows, etc

[toxic relic]

i do this at home

[sage rain]

i wouldnt even judge its good for ur hips

[lilac quarry]

I alternate tricep and biceps in the same day to maximize rest intervals but

triceps: overhead tricep extension on a cable machine with the line placed just below hip level - turn around and extend upward (also do a single arm variant for more isolation), general tricep pushdowns, and also isolate the overhead tricep with single arm variants

biceps: cable curls with arm straightened at a 45degree behind the back, only hinging at the elbow, barbell curls, and general dumbell curls (I like zottman curls for an all arm movement)

[toxic relic]

im not on the recieving end of the second 'workout' but ive been told its good for the hips

not good after hip surgery tho

[toxic relic]

sounds gud

[sage rain]

zottman curls?

[toxic relic]

i have more variation but i need strong arms to be a frontlineman

[sage rain]

what are dey

[toxic relic]

https://youtu.be/659fYrfFMsQ

[lilac quarry]

dumbell bicep curl the "normal way" up, then turn your wrists around into the pronated position on the way down

[neat moat]

Frontline man?

[toxic relic]

rugby scrummage

[neat moat]

oh

thats a serious sport

[sage rain]

sounds painful but good

[toxic relic]

i dont play professionally

i grew up playing it as a boy and its still fun

so

[neat moat]

how's the brain damage?

[sage rain]

someone make a mod so you see spiffo dancing and laughing when u die

[toxic relic]

we have rules to avoid this

[sage rain]

rules1. smash

[toxic relic]

the worst injuries ive had was broken fingers and dislocated shoulders

[neat moat]

ah. I thought you ment rugby rugby

[polar kernel]

yea WHATEVA

[toxic relic]

its still contact rugby

but we have extra rules

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

Yeah so no kicking in teeth here

[toxic relic]

well

[lilac quarry]

rugby is actually much safer than football

[toxic relic]

as long as its not aimed for the head

[lilac quarry]

right

[neat moat]

it's only safer because people push harder in football

[lilac quarry]

but also the phenomenon of not wearing a helmet makes people reel back a lot

[neat moat]

they don't temper themselves and realize there is no protection for rocking a brain

yeah

[toxic relic]

ehhh

[sage rain]

marshmallow hats would work

[toxic relic]

we dont really use those

thats only for certain positions

i cant wait to get early dementia :]

[toxic relic]

youd think

[fathom igloo]

Leon I need to borrow your IP address starting Sunday so I can watch scalingredditstories

[toxic relic]

[sage rain]

jerma

[polar kernel]

DID SOMEONE SAY

JERMA?

[narrow rune]

Hi Lokiel

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-day-cat-jerma-jerma985-jeremy-gif-14722683143522250552

[fathom igloo]

What are you doing about tiktok

[polar kernel]

am i supposed to be doing something about it 😭

[fathom igloo]

Yes

[lilac quarry]

[neat moat]

so everyone was slightly correct

[toxic relic]

yessir

[narrow rune]

Hellö

[fathom igloo]

Leon

Halp

(Kidding)

But I have a few Canadian friends who will download funny TikTok’s and send via carrier pigeons

[fleet marten]

Y'all are cooked about tiktok

[sage rain]

why they removing the funny brainrot app

is it cause china

or are they just tryna clutch up the next gen

[fathom igloo]

I made a joke earlier that tiktok is my father figure because my real one sucks and doesn’t teach me anything and someone said I have dependency issues

[fathom igloo]

Allegedly

[sage rain]

cauae current kids are actually a lost cause

[sage rain]

thats silly

[narrow rune]

Civilization 7 comes out on feb 11th

[toxic relic]

ive never used tiktok bfo

youll be fine

[sage rain]

should be able to consent to giving away ur data

[fathom igloo]

They didn’t expect everyone to download rednote

[sage rain]

some peoples jobs are tiktok tho

[fleet marten]

TikTok has taught me a lot of important stuff fr

[toxic relic]

tru

[fathom igloo]

Nah, how else will I learn home improvement stuff my dad would never

[toxic relic]

to u both

[toxic relic]

utube

[fathom igloo]

EXACTLY YOU GET IT

[toxic relic]

or the internet

i usually find good shit on old forums

angelfire 🔥

[fathom igloo]

That doesn’t help when you don’t know what you’re looking for whereas TikTok just throws that shit on your fyp

[toxic relic]

its valid abot the jobs tho

[toxic relic]

i turn off all my apps recommendeds

if you dont know what you need you look

[neat moat]

move to rednote

[narrow rune]

Then did you really need to learn it?

[neat moat]

I give it yapdollar out of 10

[fathom igloo]

Yes because I’ve already did some DIY home improvement that’s saved me thousands already

[narrow rune]

Nor when I eat your plumbing

[fathom igloo]

I did, but allegedly they’re moving to ban it next

[sage rain]

tiktok ban is better than aus banning all social media for under 18s and needing id to sign into them

[neat moat]

I don't see how they can do that since the servers are in China

and you can just VPN it

[fleet marten]

If they do that, at this point they're trolling lmao

[toxic relic]

it is a genuine complaint about losing access to information and income

[fathom igloo]

Allegedly rednote ceo is looking to separate servers

[toxic relic]

but there are alternatives

no recommendeds

[fathom igloo]

Doesn’t matter, it sets a dangerous precedent

[toxic relic]

tru

[sage rain]

youtube shorts guys heckled off stage

[toxic relic]

fuck yes

i fucking hate shorts

[sage rain]

yet i find myself on it very often

[toxic relic]

nah i use sponsorblock to remove them

no more shorts at all

[fathom igloo]

And that alone is enough to be outraged about it.

[toxic relic]

also real

i understand

[fleet marten]

TikTok algorithm bring me what I need in the moment no cap

[ruby river]

why do people not like tiktok now

[elfin dust]

what?? australia is banning all social media for under 18s lmao?

[fathom igloo]

It’s odd but so helpful.

[neat moat]

partly bc Elon might take it over

[ruby river]

does that include discord

[ruby river]

how

[plush cobalt]

There are valid reasons to be at least apprehensive about short form content, but I don't think that means we need to villify it

[neat moat]

selling ownership to him to make TikTok stay unbanned

[plush cobalt]

Like anything, just need to consume it in a healthy way if you choose to at all

[ruby river]

oh is tiktok getting banned cuz its chinese

[neat moat]

yes

[ruby river]

ok

[elfin dust]

i have no clue thats why i’m asking 😭

i don't wanna give out my id to organisations that aren't associated with the government

[narrow rune]

Heya Omar

[sage rain]

i heard that idk if they are still going through with it

problem is

youll need id for every social media

which gives the gov alot of control

especially long term

AND kids wont even need id for porn

[plush cobalt]

Hey Moe

[sage rain]

so

[elfin dust]

half my bdays on my online accounts don't even match with my actual one

[ruby river]

is australia even real

[sage rain]

its just a control thing

[elfin dust]

yes

[narrow rune]

How's it going

[sage rain]

not a helping the youth thing

[ruby river]

i thought that was just new zealand

[elfin dust]

how kind of them

[sage rain]

at least we are getting closer to cyberpunk

[toxic relic]

we are in cyberpunk

the australian ban thing is fucking stupid

[plush cobalt]

I made a poke bowl again and ate it, hbu

[narrow rune]

I also ate a bowl

[plush cobalt]

I didn't eat the actual bowl

[narrow rune]

Me either ha ha totally

[plush cobalt]

Did you eat a bowl Moe

[narrow rune]

what ha ha no

[plush cobalt]

🧐

[narrow rune]

Ha ha

Just me and a pal not eating bowls

[rain mango]

hi

[ruby river]

guys i just found an IRL infinite money glitch

1. ||get a job||
2. ||go to work||
3. ||work|| ||(optional)||

They deposit the money directly into your bank account and its completely legal!!!! wtf!

[rain mango]

woah

strats are going crazy

I also have one

[toxic relic]

wage theft walks in

redundancy

https://tenor.com/view/shawn-michaels-elbow-drop-the-undertaker-wwe-wrestlemania-gif-24859422

[rain mango]

1. enter a bank with a loaded firearm or weapon that can cause harm
2. Ask for money without dye or you will track down there family and kill them all making them watch as they all die a horrible death
3. Take money and leave
4. Kill the workers family (not optional)

[neat moat]

just be born rich

if you're not just do a quick kill bind and respawn

[rain mango]

thats the zomboid trait I dont have

😭

[ruby river]

Infinite food glitch

1. ||plant seed||
2. ||wait for it to grow||

you get infinite food!! you dont even have to pay anything! its so easy!

[rain mango]

need water

sad

[toxic relic]

oh no, a disease ravaged your crops

monsanto copyrighted the seeds to, meaning you have to pay for each one now :]

[dire timber]

Plant them not next to each other :3

[ruby river]

infinite water glitch

1. ||wait for it to rain||

it really is that easy :3

[lilac quarry]

oh no barren land and not enough soil cycling

oh no CLIMATE CHANGE

[toxic relic]

ah shit, the factories nearby have polluted the air so much that the rain is not suitable for crops

[neat moat]

nutrient degradation does exist. It's not that simple

[rain mango]

the rain demons denied you of having water.

[toxic relic]

monoculture farming has ruined the topsoil so your entire town has no income or food too

[neat moat]

oh and

uh

[toxic relic]

and the local water source is contaminated with lead

[neat moat]

locusts upon ye

[ruby river]

step 1. ||luigi||
step 2. ||ted kacynski||

[toxic relic]

and food prices at the only supermarket are rising

[rain mango]

step 3. dont go for them, go for the president

[ruby river]

i feel like the mod is gonna boink me for that one

[neat moat]

Ted was a psychopath that created an ideology to justify killing people

[toxic relic]

u also cant get a job because the exact factory that caused the acid rain and lead contamination only uses labour from other towns to decrease costs

😄

[rain mango]

go to other town, have lowest labour cost. they accept, sneak in kill

[toxic relic]

[they exploit workers from other countries and have effectively created a new form of neo enslavement]

[toxic relic]

how can you get the cash to relocate

or commute

[rain mango]

you get money before

[toxic relic]

pfft

so the answer is as it always has been

be born into wealth

[rain mango]

nah

aint gotta

[toxic relic]

the only way is to already be wealthy

[rain mango]

see this is a large strat I have

[toxic relic]

thats how you get richer :]

[neat moat]

Guys I think we are forgetting the most opinal solution to our economic woes

[toxic relic]

i know the solution

[neat moat]

we know

[toxic relic]

u know

[neat moat]

she knows

[toxic relic]

they know

xe knows

[neat moat]

it knows

[neat moat]

megatron we need you

the new Megatron not old Megatron

[toxic relic]

if the oceans were whiskey and i was a duck, id dive to the bottom and drown to get drunk

[dire timber]

duck

[toxic relic]

ill eat when im hungry and drink when im dry, if the hard times dont kill me ill lay down and die

[neat moat]

oh I didn't take you for one of those

[toxic relic]

song quote

[neat moat]

nvm

[floral fiber]

Duck zombie

[toxic relic]

huh

why no embed

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[toxic relic]

https://youtu.be/dD-rBstMdnQ?feature=shared

[toxic relic]

one of what

[neat moat]

Forgot the name, but a pure ideology type basically

not sure how serious those people are tbh

you can't creat a political ideology based off memes

[toxic relic]

hmm

definitely not

i always been on that kropotkin, bakunin, engels [not that one] shit

not slavoj žižek

definitely not

[neat moat]

which engels

[toxic relic]

a new one

author of a book

[rain mango]

you become a multi millionaire, via company, website, movies WHATEVER. You need to create 2 companies, one in a country without any tax, and one with tax. you make all ur money and place it into your "networth" or your company stock or "cash" you use this to evade taxes, while evading try to make your no tax company with a logo or thing from your company in the tax country, likely where you live or where you are at. You sue the company using the logo for the price of your whole networth or company stocks or whatever, while doing this you gotta make sure that you are using two different identies cause the IRS has been catching onto this, you agree to the suing and pay the "other" company the movie, moving it from company to company, person to person. they cannot tax you, and now you can fake your death and become a new person, and begin a job at the plant or factory with the small amount of money you will have (around 10,00) which would be small to you seeing as you are considered a multi millionaire by many. While working you will find entry points to the office of any high leader, most ECOS have offices in other buildings so you need to find it out before you even begin to try and find the main office of the CEO, you leave no one that could harm your operation, any guards, employees or mangers, which you are going to find a supervisor or anyone in a high power of ranking that would likely know the CEO enough, you will find where the CEO is from files or from the person. You keep the high ranking person alive since if they die the CEO might be alerted. You will work for about 3 months before you go to the CEO, you try to make yourself known to them before breaking in, you make them shut down multiple factories near your garden before kidnapping them. you will make there life a living hell, find a way to get IV, or any type of stuff that will keep someone alive when being performed on, you will keep them alive for about 5-10 days before killing them.

[toxic relic]

that i dont think i can post here

[rain mango]

thats how you fix the garden problem

[toxic relic]

"you become a multi millionaire"

first handful of words and its already over

[past ingot]

That's a lot...

[rain mango]

I stated how

YOU BECOME

THE MULTI MILLIONAIRE

[frosty tulip]

the ultra hustler

[toxic relic]

you didnt say how

also that still over

[past ingot]

No... You generalized a choose your own failure

[rain mango]

via company, website, movies WHATEVER.

THATS HOW YOU WILL

BECOME A MULTIMILLIONAIRE

[toxic relic]

...

[rain mango]

or pick an illegal side

[past ingot]

And are you a multimillionaire Mr plunger?

[rain mango]

that was just ones off the top of my head

[rain mango]

yes

[past ingot]

Crime doesn't pay.....

[toxic relic]

the goal isnt to become the prison guard dude

[rain mango]

thats why im giving you heavy info

on how we do it

[frosty tulip]

Yes, he's John Millionaire

[rain mango]

john millionaire

[past ingot]

Trust me the failure rate is higher than legitimate business

John multimillionaire

[rain mango]

I was able to do it

[neat moat]

you are now an enemy of the people

[past ingot]

If become a millionaire I solved my problem.

[rain mango]

thats why you will fake your death

[frosty tulip]

fake your death, make the millionaires from the shadows.

[rain mango]

the problem is the factory pollution destroying the garden

[frosty tulip]

Caught again? Fake even more deaths, you got the monies

[rain mango]

the reason I brought up the mulitmillionaire

is because someone said "you wont have money for an escape"

[past ingot]

What fuckin garden?

[young kelp]

the thing humans call earth

[frosty tulip]

the garden that grows your million dollar bills duh

clearly you aren't a hustler

[past ingot]

I'm a hustler... Sounds like i should be a gardener

Too bad it's January....

[rain mango]

this

[past ingot]

That's over simplifying things

[rain mango]

we close the factorties the polluction goes down

bingo

bango

bongo

[past ingot]

We all die because factories supply us with essential goods

[neat moat]

yes

we need those funko pops to survive

[past ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-max-fury-road-zoom-background-tom-hardy-virtual-background-gif-16836792

[past ingot]

You're currently surrounded by things made in some sort of factory.

[ashen gorge]

i was about to ask where to post that i was going to host a modded server but. Now im kinda curious as to what is going on here

[rain mango]

factory is likely an plastic facyoty

[toxic relic]

youre genuinely hilarious

[rain mango]

lol

[neat moat]

Im litteraly in the woods rn

[toxic relic]

i appreciate your chat

[neat moat]

you caught me at a bad time

[past ingot]

Well the rest of us are...

[toxic relic]

nope

im at the beach

[past ingot]

But you are wearing clothes

[toxic relic]

are you sure?

im an unpredictable man

[neat moat]

I'll grant you your point. However I must counter your point by stating we do not need all the items under our possession

[past ingot]

You're at the beach sitting on your phone

Weak

[toxic relic]

how do you know

i could be using smth else

[neat moat]

Im walking home rn to wash myself

[past ingot]

Have you ever been homeless for years at a time?

[neat moat]

well

[ashen gorge]

i was

[neat moat]

walking to a place to wahs myself

[toxic relic]

this is a weird question

[neat moat]

yes

[toxic relic]

no one needs to answer that

[neat moat]

It's not easy...

[rain mango]

im in my mutli millionaire house with its own eco system making it the best in the world, im naked, my tv screen is actually friendly to every thing in the world, and the only thing that might not be safe in my house is the 15 inch dildo a certian polticial leader gave me

[toxic relic]

wrong react

[past ingot]

No it ain't easy. Now imagine if the rest of the world was living that same way with you the level of struggle and competition you would have for everything

[toxic relic]

bro what

[neat moat]

I'd rather not talk about my time being on the streets

[toxic relic]

valid

you do not need to

[ashen gorge]

do you have the phone number of the political leader that gifts giant dildoes?

[toxic relic]

also this is a wild leap

and its already a thing

because of....

the c word

[rain mango]

I cannot give it but I can give you mine

barley used

[toxic relic]

chat not making sense

[rain mango]

only 9.99

[toxic relic]

only ghoti's humor

i leave for my facts and figures; nerd man 🤓

[past ingot]

Well I take the whole closed down civilized society propaganda pretty seriously.

[young kelp]

holy shit the shadows night event is terrifying in old woods

[past ingot]

All right I'm going to bed so I can wake up and go to work in the morning goodbye everybody

[young kelp]

literally the only light source that didn't die

[ashen gorge]

isnt that dakrwood?

[young kelp]

ye

[neat moat]

I dont think the poverty and rampant drug abuse would have been made any better by needless consumer goods. There is a sickness that has afflicted the community as a whole. Something meaningless trinkets won't solve.

Community is helping me out right now, and community will be the thing I belive is a crucial solution to our calamity

what did they call it again. Mutual aid

[toxic relic]

bro is whipping out the collectivism

🔥

i appreciate you being open about yourself, its hard thing to do esp online where the common reaction is misunderstanding and hatred

also the meals you make are delicious

[neat moat]

I mean

[toxic relic]

the mental meals

[neat moat]

Im not like, totally cool rn

[toxic relic]

valid

dont gotta say anything u dont wanna

[ashen gorge]

You seem like a thoughful person Ghoti. That is a virtue in today's world

[toxic relic]

that question was not appropriate either

real

"society will totally collapse without my 40 dollar miku figure 🤓 "

[neat moat]

thank you

it means a lot

[toxic relic]

its genuine

big wood

not as big as this di-

[ashen gorge]

May I inquiry about that?

[steel prawn]

Im gonna get a remote work that allows me to work out of country. Ill move to thailand and become rich af with a western salary.

[toxic relic]

im just making fun of earlier chat

https://tenor.com/view/tryan-tryan-meme-tryan-memecoin-memecoin-memecoin-tryan-gif-14917096189281251408

[ashen gorge]

Yeah, I caught a glimpse of that. Very colorful conversation

[strange spruce]

[ruby river]

hasnt this caused thailands housing and renting prices to skyrocket

meaning everyone there now has a worse life cuz of that

[arctic totem]

Helo everyponie

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-orange-cat-funny-cat-meme-explodes-gif-10706110874965244466

[ruby river]

hi bestie

[livid notch]

I'm vanishing to hell (school) byebye

[steel prawn]

Just saw moo deng.....eh

She alseep also

[young kelp]

Darkwood
Got the key, time to get the hell out of oldwoods
Molotovs are nice when used against banshees
I have used like 5 homemade shotguns already against the chompers every night

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1166703035486052372/1319244308607668266/Demoman_Cat_Wants_To_Kiss_You_-_TF2_Out_of_Context_360p_h264_youtube.mp4?ex=67824281&is=6780f101&hm=c79968356d5648c9fcc0669cc4257810e407b970a0d452fab7bce9c77d4822c1&

[lyric galleon]

epic

[arctic totem]

Hi best frend

[ruby river]

brohoof

[rough fable]

server pls

[arctic totem]

Awh yeh bro hoof!!!!

[heavy ivy]

mroewww

[ruby river]

hi plushbees!

kill any zombies lately?

[sage rain]

my names john zomboid

[plush cobalt]

#1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028

[fleet marten]

hi my name is

[sage rain]

hi my name is john zomboid

[toxic relic]

rivs back :]

pyroclastic surge deposit

[cedar hornet]

Hello everyone my name is welcome

[sage rain]

welcome welcome

you already know who i am

[heavy ivy]

heyo and woah thats real cool :D

[toxic relic]

yeeeee

oh, riv, i wanted to make sure, how should i address you? can i use words like dude, guy, etc? or are neutral terms correct?

[heavy ivy]

Masc/neutral, such as your examples are both great!! I really appreciate the ask, it means a lot to me ^^

[toxic relic]

sick, will do so

masc terms are good for me to reciprocate so its not one sided haha

[heavy ivy]

ah thank you haha, i always forget to ask so that's good context for later :]

[toxic relic]

nice

p 3?

[neat moat]

misinput

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/moistcritikal-penguinz0-charlie-misinput-it-was-a-misinput-gif-23090919

[neat moat]

Im departing weather the orkz or ogren kingdom bas the better tune

[toxic relic]

himm

[neat moat]

Every screens gone red, 'dat means Iz supa fast!!!

[karmic jetty]

wut to these words mean

[toxic relic]

40k

[frosty tulip]

ORKS ALL THE WAY BABYYY

most based 40k faction

[karmic jetty]

they always have the silliest names

[neat moat]

In diz pa' uv space belongs to da orkz

[neat moat]

litteraly my favorite faction

They best embody the setting

[strange spruce]

rune or spess

call it

[toxic relic]

go outside and breathe the air

then place space

[frosty tulip]

I just side with bandit factions in general tbh and they fit that vibe the best out of the factions

[lyric galleon]

healers in rival dictate whether you win or lose a game

pretty rare for a moba to do so

also i like how tanks are tanks, they soak a lot of damage

but dont do much of it

[ruby river]

if you put every US president in a boxing ring and made them fight til there was 1 left, who are you betting on?
they're as old as when they were first elected

[neat moat]

idk it's pretty standard from what I've seen

[lyric galleon]

gane balancing is really good

the devs know what to have and not

[frosty tulip]

didn't roosevelt get shot and still continue his speech or some shit?

If that was actually true, I'd say he'd have a decent chance of winning that boxing match

[neat moat]

yeah, though tbf he was shot in the one place he was protected

[frosty tulip]

that's still some good pain tolerance I'd imagine

[neat moat]

He was barly nicked

it was mostly a power move

I still would put my money on him, he was a very fit guy

[toxic relic]

what if we stopped paying attention to them and just had a party instead

send them to the ring and no one shows up

see how they react

[onyx igloo]

You know that tutkish guy during the aiming bit of Olympics?

I'd choose him for my apocalypse teammate

[neat moat]

whos brining what to the party

[onyx igloo]

we brining for a bbq?

[toxic relic]

u eat mushrooms?

bf makes a banger stuffed mushroom [vegan]

kinda like that

[lilac quarry]

those are SO good

big portobello doesn't want you to know the truth tho

[toxic relic]

whats the truth

spread the word

[onyx igloo]

Are they slimy like mushrooms?

[toxic relic]

no

theyre roasted

[lilac quarry]

I can't, big portobello will end me

[onyx igloo]

Or is it kinda like stuffed clams

[lilac quarry]

they'll turn me into mushroom fertilizer

[toxic relic]

mushrooms arent slimy

[onyx igloo]

I hate the cooked mushroom texture in pastas, love the flavor tho

[toxic relic]

just roast em

grill em

dunno why they slimey for u

[spice hedge]

are there any mods you guys would say are a "necessity"

[onyx igloo]

Idk maybe I'm just picky

[toxic relic]

valid

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/owlbear-owlbear-cub-baldurs-gate-3-baldur's-gate-3-tippy-taps-gif-12356018287763995154

this has to be the most friend shaped thing I've laid eyes on

[onyx igloo]

I also hate cooked carrots

Raw is fine

[neon bramble]

I'm very happy I didnt kill it's momma

[toxic relic]

bg3?

[neon bramble]

ye

[toxic relic]

did you get the dog

[neon bramble]

no

I'll get it killed

[toxic relic]

...

the dog isnt with your party

[neon bramble]

well I never took it lmao

[onyx igloo]

schnawg

[toxic relic]

they just chill in your camp

[neon bramble]

idek maybe next run then

dnd 5e into a video game is kinda smart

[heavy ivy]

mushrom

[neon bramble]

its almost impossible to truly fuck up your build unless you're multiclassing with no idea what you're doing

[toxic relic]

exactly

[neon bramble]

and people who have played 5e have the amazing experience of an unspoiled story while knowing how to build their characters

[onyx igloo]

Drg mushroom reference

[spice hedge]

what is more popular B41 or B42?

[neon bramble]

my sorc/pally is just as spicy in tabletop as in bg3

[onyx igloo]

50/50

[spice hedge]

real

[heavy ivy]

we're rich!

[onyx igloo]

were rich

[neat moat]

im open to eating just about anything

[young kelp]

I hate this place

[neat moat]

I love potatoes though

[young kelp]

I've had to fight 4 chompers in one night a few nights ago

[heavy ivy]

Ooooh heheheheh Old woods is a trip when you first get there :3

[young kelp]

finally got the key and dose 8? Time to get away from here

[heavy ivy]

Do make sure to take what you value, there's no going back

[onyx igloo]

have yall ever experienced the fear during the chapter of tlou with david

that shit
scarier than any bloater

[young kelp]

I've had to fear fighting 2 banshees, shadow night, and a red chomper all in 1 night
does that count

[onyx igloo]

probably i lve never played dark wood

ost is a banger tho

[heavy ivy]

thats fuckin terrifying

imo old woods hideout is the most dangerous in the game

[karmic jetty]

arent all woods old

[young kelp]

not the new ones

[karmic jetty]

how can there be new woods

[onyx igloo]

nighttime anxiety be hitting fr

🔥🔥🔥

[karmic jetty]

u gotta survive until dawn

[onyx igloo]

Thats probably explains the daytime sleeping in a nutshell

quietness always made me just anxious enough to not be able to sleep

[karmic jetty]

make some noise shrimple as

start howling in ur bed

[neat moat]

shrimps don't howl

[toxic relic]

proof

source?

[neat moat]

It was revealed to me in a vision

[onyx igloo]

I'm now listening to stairway to heaven

calming

[neat moat]

did you hear the hysteria surrounding that song?

[karmic jetty]

wat

[onyx igloo]

what is there not hysteria for

please don't ruin this for me

[neat moat]

During the satanic panic, people noticed when you played the song backwards it said some "sanantic messaging"

oh

sorry

[karmic jetty]

bruh

[onyx igloo]

Nvm that didn't ruin it

[neat moat]

good

[onyx igloo]

I don't mind some goofy conspiracies

[karmic jetty]

song backwards thing used to be big during early interweb

[neat moat]

tbf it was a crazy coincidence and kinda creepy. but it's just a coincidence

[karmic jetty]

a classic was the barnie song backwards

[neat moat]

haven't heard that one before

[karmic jetty]

barney

[toxic relic]

play mr snakeass' music backwards and youll get a 6 min sounboard of me farting

[candid patio]

I'll be driving to California from Florida in a couple of days. Anything worth making a special stop for?

[toxic relic]

thats the real panic

[karmic jetty]

boneless chimken

check if theres bones

[onyx igloo]

Enflamed.

[neat moat]

Avoid LA

[onyx igloo]

What he said

[neat moat]

kek

[karmic jetty]

hmm

[toxic relic]

pukeko

[karmic jetty]

why is corndog called corndog when theres no corn

[neat moat]

cornstarch

im calling it

Let me see if I'm right

[karmic jetty]

i think its bcs it looks like a corn cob

but no corn

cobdog

[neat moat]

Close, the coating is cornmeal

[karmic jetty]

it really is an american fud huh

its all corn

even the dog is corn

[neat moat]

It's like

corn was native here

[karmic jetty]

cornfed

id like to imagine in ye olde days ppl just eat corn on the cob everyday

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[karmic jetty]

yommers

[toxic relic]

corn on the cob is eaten now

[karmic jetty]

were they not before

[neat moat]

I never was a fan of the cobb

sad

[karmic jetty]

ill put u on a cob

[stone nexus]

Chat I've never had a corndog

How do it be tastin'?

[toxic relic]

not surprising

[karmic jetty]

it taste like corn and dog put together

[onyx igloo]

Someone insulting me made a spelling mistake😈

[toxic relic]

ive never eaten one either

[karmic jetty]

eaten one eaten

[toxic relic]

real

[stone nexus]

I've never eaten a dog before, so can't say

[karmic jetty]

what the scallop did discord change ui again

[toxic relic]

ye

the mobile one

[karmic jetty]

damn

[stone nexus]

What did they do now

[toxic relic]

omar mentioned its could be alec baldwin testing

[neat moat]

corndogs are good

hard to mess up a corndog

[karmic jetty]

i love corndog its so yommers

[toxic relic]

they look nasty

[stone nexus]

Are they supposed to look like uhhh smooth?

[toxic relic]

glizzy covered in bread

[karmic jetty]

mm glizzy

[neat moat]

discord trying not to make the experience worse challenge (impossible)

[toxic relic]

also looks dry

[neat moat]

the man living in a glass house should not throw stones

[karmic jetty]

ones i know has lotso cheese

[toxic relic]

this man will throw as many fucking stones to escape my prison

[neat moat]

https://youtu.be/6TdeXsRvMjA?si=Mcu-8pn41t29gq17

this u?

[karmic jetty]

glass house sounds cool

but then u have no privacy

[toxic relic]

no fucking way zee

exactly

also everything is so fragile

[karmic jetty]

rolled off the bed slightly too hard and now ur ded

[toxic relic]

how am i supposed to slump into a couch with my weight when its glass

[neat moat]

guys I think you are missing the point of the metaphor

[karmic jetty]

gorilla glass

[toxic relic]

glass? more like glaze

glaze deez nuts

[toxic relic]

it wont open for me

[karmic jetty]

glaze more liek taze

taze deez nuts

wait

no

[strange spruce]

Yeouwch

[neat moat]

jow hong shoo

[karmic jetty]

u know those glass where it becomes opaque when sumthin sumthin electric

kinda neat

was it electrochromatic idk the word

[dawn spade]

Loving the new cove fight animation in dd

[karmic jetty]

WHAT IF u make a glass house with that

[karmic jetty]

found footage

[strange spruce]

Damn its a rave

Or something

[ruby river]

chat if u had to wipe 1 food chain off the face of the earth what would it be

[stone nexus]

Burger King

[karmic jetty]

foot lettuce

[ruby river]

valid decision

[neat moat]

the last thing you want on your burger king burger is somebody else's foot funges

[stone nexus]

Naw, I just don't like their burger's patty and the ice cream hates my stomach for whatever reason

[heavy ivy]

oh god not the foot lettuce

[neat moat]

are you lactosphobic

[steel prawn]

They have place for toilet paper yet expect u to bring your own. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE THAILAND!!!!!

[stone nexus]

No

That shit is anything but pure cream lol

[karmic jetty]

mmm ice cream so good

gang gang

[heavy ivy]

ice crem :3

[onyx igloo]

bite the icecream

[heavy ivy]

how could you

trespasser

prepare to die

[onyx igloo]

No

[heavy ivy]

oh ok

how could this be

ice cream betrayal

[onyx igloo]

Orange Creamsicle

[heavy ivy]

delicious

[onyx igloo]

thars the only bite-able one they show in pictures

[ruby river]

not a fan of burger king either

[unreal bane]

Corndogs are nice, but ugh. That maple-syrup-waffle-bacon-dog...

[heavy ivy]

you have yet to try hard enough padawan

[unreal bane]

Never again.

[heavy ivy]

any icecream can be bit if you put effort into it

[onyx igloo]

I like the pancake and sausage.. corndog?

Is it still a corndog?

[spare ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-tom-teeth-break-tooth-gif-13983506

[karmic jetty]

anything is a corndog with enuf imagination

[onyx igloo]

Snake

[heavy ivy]

waffles are my favorite (hell, all of our favorite) breakfast dough

[heavy ivy]

weakness of the flesh and bone

[karmic jetty]

waffles > pancake

[onyx igloo]

scrambled eggs with Valentina tho

[spare ingot]

eggs and bacon are peak

[heavy ivy]

waffles :3

eggs and bacon are baller too

[karmic jetty]

are green egs and ham real

[steel prawn]

No thailand has ruined breakfest for me. All i want now is thick cut butter, honey and cindensed milk toast

[spare ingot]

pancakes require skill to be better than waffles, but waffles can be made with inadequate skill and be good. so basically skill issue

[heavy ivy]

i do not like green eggs and ham, sam i am

[spare ingot]

pancakes are better if you are a good cook

[heavy ivy]

pancakes just don't do the sensory for us, but can still be real good

[icy vigil]

i also love blending eggs and bacon with toothpaste

[spare ingot]

false

[heavy ivy]

thankfully i know which joshua is real now

[icy vigil]

Why are you talking to yourself

[spare ingot]

and its me

[neon bramble]

he rotated himself, the idiot

[karmic jetty]

whats that movie called again

[heavy ivy]

no you're the fake, Mistershark10 is the real one

[karmic jetty]

dood was rushing breakfast so he put toothpaste along with everything in the sandwich

[icy vigil]

🫂

[spare ingot]

I'm glad you think I'm the real one

[onyx igloo]

CHARGING UP MY 2013 HUMOR RAHHHH!!!

[heavy ivy]

I would only trust Mistershark10 of course

[icy vigil]

How many mistershark10s am i holding up

[karmic jetty]

my mrshark rank still puts mrshark above mrshark

[spare ingot]

0 because I'd never let you touch me, stay away from me you freak

[icy vigil]

Wrong

[onyx igloo]

Schizophrenic conversation

[icy vigil]

Wrong simply because you asnwered

[last spoke]

Guys, it's easy, Mistershark10 is the real one

[heavy ivy]

It's quite clear to me, Mistershark10 is a distinguished sea creachur

[spare ingot]

thanks

[onyx igloo]

oh no I drank the wrong juice

[wraith dust]

Bone hurting juice

[heavy ivy]

go go gadget green orange juice

[heavy ivy]

🟡 nah, i'd win :]

[spare ingot]

lemon juice

[onyx igloo]

I drank the Evil Juice

[spare ingot]

lime juice

[icy vigil]

Melon juice

[heavy ivy]

what gave you done

[onyx igloo]

Fruit fluid

[onyx igloo]

I'm biting every icecream now

[heavy ivy]

roll for fortitude

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/weird-cat-gremlin-cat-goblin-cat-uncomfortable-cat-gif-27024634

[heavy ivy]

a fine specimen

[icy vigil]

I dont like mint flavoured anything

[onyx igloo]

Roll for me i have no gambling equipment

[icy vigil]

Its ok but

[spare ingot]

you have a bad opinion and thats ok

[onyx igloo]

You've angered me

[icy vigil]

Thinga could be ok without mint

EXCEPT TOOTHPASTE

[spare ingot]

I knew you never brushed your teeth

[icy vigil]

I do

[heavy ivy]

Occasionally we have a fictive moment and turn into a HL1 scientist/security guard

[spare ingot]

I can smell your rancid garlic breath through my phone

[onyx igloo]

Shit.

[icy vigil]

Twice per shark day

[spare ingot]

stop typing its wafting over

[onyx igloo]

British

[icy vigil]

Takes one to know one fake shark

[spare ingot]

my dog left the room because of you

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[onyx igloo]

I'm gonna empty every pen in a math class during test week

Evil me

[heavy ivy]

Look, Gordon, Ropes!

[spare ingot]

no one uses a pen for tests

[heavy ivy]

Wrong. I do.

[onyx igloo]

Tf they use
Ink and feather?

[icy vigil]

O btw i ordered a crochet set

I might crochet spiffo

Even tho i hate spiffi

[spare ingot]

a pencil that can use an eraser to erase any mistakes

[icy vigil]

Spiffo is an ugly mascot ngl

[heavy ivy]

spiffo virus in your brain

No spiffo is friend shapped

Spiffo virus in my brain

[onyx igloo]

I'm removing your pencil from existence

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-gif-1834222127792525549

[last spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-dark-darkness-night-time-gif-25457112

[onyx igloo]

lmao the bug eyed cats

[heavy ivy]

la gata :3

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/glerm-glorp-cat-erm-gif-116397764024710755

[neat moat]

glorb

[heady basin]

im convinced the whole mistershark thing is just two people deciding they’d pull a years long prank

[karmic jetty]

theres only one mrshark wdym

[neat moat]

a well organized, dedicated, and coordinated prank

[young kelp]

there's only one?

[stone nexus]

Chat, real talk

Waffles are inherently better than pancakes because they can hold toppings in the holes

[neat moat]

pancakes are easier to spread with

[toxic relic]

filled holes

[neat moat]

and they're very fluffy

though I am breakfast indifferent

[stone nexus]

What about sauces

[heady basin]

sigh

[neat moat]

Waffles or pancakes. pour just the same

[heady basin]

i like the cronch waffles can have

[neat moat]

OMNIMAN???

[heady basin]

i need to have waffles more often man its been a while

[neat moat]

the mauler twins are the best invincible characters

there just so cool

[karmic jetty]

mauler

i hardly know er

[neat moat]

Woe

I summon blood rain upon yer lands. Crop failure for 10 years

[heavy ivy]

woe be upon ye

[karmic jetty]

doubling it and passing it over

is quite shrimple

[toxic relic]

hark, bedswever! you are a shrivelled beardplitter and are old like putrid gore

[neat moat]

im saving this line next time a cop gives me a ticket

[toxic relic]

humanum quis sustulit Verionis palliolum sive res illius, qui illius minus fecit, ut illius mentes, memorias deiectas sive eas cuius Verionis res minus fecit, ut illius manus, caput, pedes vermes, cancer, vermitudo interet, membra medullas illius interet

latin_chat

[karmic jetty]

illius amogus

SUStulit

[toxic relic]

of that amogus?

Vetus quomodo sanies signeficatur Tacita deficta.

[neat moat]

Oh wow me aspice, omnia haec in Latinum im tam callidi posui

[heady basin]

why are we summoning demons

[karmic jetty]

erm englis only

veni veni veni

[toxic relic]

wow

tell me how you really feel

its a curse

[lyric galleon]

apparently fo4 canon ending is with the brotherhood

damn

[toxic relic]

[the latin in a reciting of a roman curse]

[neat moat]

The only good the Roman's did was map painting

[toxic relic]

real

i fucking hate the romans

and the ancient greeks

i seethe

graeber really put that mald into word

[neat moat]

hwha

huh

hu?

[heady basin]

aaaaaaa

[neat moat]

guys I think we accidentally summoned the demons inside plums head

[dawn spade]

Bro the shamblers sending me god mode

3 stress buffs

[karmic jetty]

zamn i forgor im in the infinity nikki discord

lotso stickers

chimken

[neat moat]

im not any less lost

[toxic relic]

hmm

basically he criticizes the importance placed on the "greek enlightment" and how glorified the greeks and romans [ancient] are

and how other places actually figured shit out before them

and better

essentially deconstructing the western/centric views of human progress

the author is an anthropologist and wrote books about debt and work as well

[neat moat]

They painted the map pretty well

what more would you want

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

But unironically. Their militarymight, size, and age does feed into the idea of their importance

[toxic relic]

iran

china

uganda

[neat moat]

I donr discount that

But europe has their own myth as well with their empire

[toxic relic]

im not saying thats untrue

[neat moat]

Europe would never again see another unifying force such as rome

[toxic relic]

im moreso being critical of the way its put on a pedestal

[neat moat]

of course

[toxic relic]

no one really talks about the academic advances of western asia

or the huge technical advancements made by eastern africa

[neat moat]

We all kinda forget rome was an expansionist slave state

[toxic relic]

indeed

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

"bro look at the cool amour they wear, its so jacked...whats that? they had enslaved people warm the floors in their houses all day long from underneath them? ....?

[karmic jetty]

when in rme

rome

[toxic relic]

rme? reasonable maximum exposure?

radiation_chat

[lyric galleon]

what is gen chat on about

[toxic relic]

the applications of radiation in otolaryngology

[neat moat]

Im struggling to put into words my thoughts on rome properly

[toxic relic]

thats valid

i need a lot of time to articulate my thoughts on a lot of shit

[neat moat]

If we acknowledge rome as a whole. Worts and all, I don't really mind that much looking back at them with some fondness. It's like "sure he's a bustard, but he's our bastard"

But there's also the

political elements that use Rome as a political bargaining chip and

yeah

[karmic jetty]

u put the chip into the square hole

[ruby river]

chat who is joe???

[karmic jetty]

joe rye

[sage rain]

joe burger

[heady basin]

csck

[neat moat]

Joe shmoe

[karmic jetty]

free thinkers when paid thinkers show up

freakin heck alucard is hot in nocturne

[toxic relic]

i think if theyre paid it defeats the purpose

of the term "free thinker"

paid thinker is the antithesis of what the term means

i would say diametrically opposite

🤓

[toxic relic]

i mean it in the literal sense

but nerd man moment

mr snakeass is still working so my nerd man is out

it was weird in castlevania

siblings at the same time

[karmic jetty]

wat