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a monitor probably
could be a monitor lizard
what model
it’s the ones you look at
🫂
i generally don't like overly familiar people who try to connect with me because of blood connections.
if they're not completely insufferable, try to give it a try
otherwise do the minimal of the interaction
its pretty ugly aesthetically but whatever
probably look at it
meow meow
I love Caesar salad so much...
a good meal to love
say meow again
the game breaks itself
yh
i love vtmb btw one of my favie games
cashier: that will be high explosive
the $5,99 in my pocket:

mooper going ham
whatg tje fuck
wtf poopy?
MOOPY PLEASE
i didnt even know you can super react that fast
fucking stop with the dumbass reactions
hi exorcist girl
lagged my whole discord
get a better phone bro
get good
skill issue
get some maidens
what
i miss my son
ayo
i yearn for echo
o
to tell me what he's doing
Scrooling down
signalis
helltaker
Smh
i prefer rally cars
mommy arlecchino
where do you see helltaker
here you go
Nothing like a nice cold and refreshing beer after a hard days work of slaughtering a whole household
lmao
beer < SODA !!!!
aw man no screenshots in here >:
Get Axe lvl
;3
\
is that the next rank up after this one?
lvl 10 i guess
axe
neat!
Decent, cheers bud!


miside has a nice ost
you need to talk more
yeah lol
I could lvl up but damn college took my entire time
Just a simple Filler video
Reupload bc no views
Hope yall enjoy
Audio Creds: / gtthe.goat
Main editor: @Shinobu_Editz7
#dragonball #osaka #tomo #vegito #funny #skits
hi guys
im so tired 
and my body is decomposing as we speak
I look more like this
emoji than this
one atp
be energized
That's awaria you buffoon
thats what im saying
@toxic hawk


🫃
yeppie I want to be eatten
Ultimate mommy
i have only met dudes with that name lol
females my beloved
the ceo of tarkov is called nikita 🥀




one kid in my class was bullied for having the name Nikita because it's "girly" but in reality it applies to both genders lol
Seeing her personality she could also be one
Nikita works solid as russian names
Isn't it polish?
no dude is that thick
idk
It's definitely polish


question is what do when i log back into osrs
Never
Game sucks
DJMAX RESPECT V
Have you all seen this game called Half Sword, it's like QWOP with swords
It's demo only so far with invite only beta but the demo is more fun I think
I'm uploading a gameplay video now, it's kind of like that other physics based sword game...forgot the name
mommy for real
i'd eat
She's so dominant I love it
hell yeah$
How’s everyone doing 
Restart the app
ok
Tweaking
Simply don’t tweak
Can't, I have to release all this energy and silliness caused by ghost women
Awaria?
Ye
That’s a weird old bug
It used to happen to my mobile app all the time 😭
Bro theres to many zombies at th guns unlimited i drive on th road next to it i lag i tried to fight a few zombies on th road just now i didnt even load half th road and my game charshed
slow mode ?
The slow mode gets stuck permanently
It happens, rarely, but it happens
damn, i aint see it
It used to happen to me like 2 years ago in some servers
Hi everponie
Haven’t seen it in a long ass time
i like applejack
Heya
What
Apple jack is my favorite
my favorite is probably twilight or fluttershy
what ?
neko arc
fr
nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya
Neat! i like it
Wait what’s wrong with looking like a boy :0
it sucks ( no it doesn't)
Eh both is awesome
testicular torsion..
love it
nah bruh, being a girl has extra steps
And I'm masochistic
guys rate the drip
10
you're great
i love you
aww
classy turtleneck 11/10
ya welcome
falls down stairs
Not too shabby
XDD
calm down bbg im here
eks dee
guys rate the drip
5
That blue is a nice color
Blue is nice, I like red more, 0/10
rate the drip
Hmm
xdn't
It's a solid 8/10
3/10
granny aint bad ngl

peak
PTSD
wait what, you play limbus ?

yea
I don't want to remember
GET OUT OF HEAD
@neon bramble we have a deserter upon us
thought you could get out huh ?
aint no getting out of the game big bro
sorry, we gotta drag you back no


bro , don't summoun lucy stare

I gotta be honest with you j'aime, Lucy is mid for me
she's my queen bruh, she's over the moon for me
Helltaker tier list (again)
you put the horny girl at C
and the smoker in D
hmmm
Yes
you put judgement under justice
My soft spots are for cool girls
And scientist that will more likely torture me with tests
you put the gamer alcoholic in S
dont' drink light, it's not very good for your long term living


Screw long term
how much did you spend on nitro again
I shall convert (gaslight) this entire server to liking Reese’s
Me?
nah light
also what do these cups taste like
him.gif
It was like 2 dollar
funny stuff
please shut up
Peanut butter mixed with powdered sugar and chocolate
please just shut up
Another day another dollah
i don't know what peanut butter tastes like, describe it
But with butter
yea
Well that’s hard because no peanut butter seems to taste the same
Also I’m one of those weirdos who likes creamy & crunchy pb
its good
crunchy sounds good
No you don’t
Crunchy and creamy are the same to me
I like different types depending on my mood lol
I tasted it once and regretted after, maybe it was a shitty brand
i don't buy butter much only for cooking
Cooking?
How? One is filled with uncrushed nuts lol
yes light, butter can be used for cooking
Maybe
That's so awesome, thought pz was a dumbass adding peanut as a ingredient
Butter and sweet corn chefs kiss
I never noticed the difference
who is a what now
Factions are essentially grineer and infested except retro
Interesting
I don’t like that the newest discord update took away the user is typing bar. I enjoyed lurking.
my breakfast.. 2 grilled fishes. a cup of milk. a bowl of rice and some mashed tomatos..
Brother that's an entire meal for the day
They did? So far I still see it. (On the mobile app)
I don’t (iPhone)
lol
if syndrome went to therapy
enjoy photos from my latest soil sample collection
shoutout to hallowed armor being goated up to moon lord
wood armour gang
i remember thinking stone armor was a thing in miencraft
Really?
Unicron collects samples from other worlds before consuming them to fit his taste
Aww he's waving
Tulane University researchers say Quigley is now able to experience the crippling fear of impending death previously only accessible to humans.
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hmmm for me ... all laddies in S+ and the 2 males in D
I'm not rizzing males
coward

thanks for inquiring, I indeed am, but I have been very sick and very busy
I think i'm still sick but that wont stop me from ruining my health by going out clubbing
nah , I'm straight
ill how
guys why did i hear a scratch sound but didnt get hurt by the zombie even though my clothes dont give protection
just hangover sickness?
flu
damn
where is the freaky spiffo pfp bro
the game wanted to spook u
Were you the one I shared a new years kiss with
holy shit was it you???
no dude i need serious answer why
actually real asf
nah a straight up flu, had all the symptoms and a dangerously high temperature
i went out my car cuz no fuel and i js heard it
are you scratched in ur health bar? do your clothes have holes?
did u stumble thru bushes
i was sick n got sent home from work and they actually found out i went to the club w friends that night and got mad asf at me
i have hole
or hop a fence
o
well thats it
im never to sick for alcohol brother my fault
tshirt
how did they find that out
patch it then mate
Professionals ?
What is difference between a job and other is a mental sickness ?!
thats fine
someone from work was there 😭
your clothes took the brunt of it
snake
just patch it
no shot they snitched
you should kill them
I'll be honest with ya, my parents, do not care
use your service weapon

i dont get it why it happened
clothes never protect you
well basic ones
HOP UP OUT THE BEEEED
they just shit at it
also ugh i definitely still have a bit of a fever
TURN MY SWAG ONNNNN
lol my parents don't give damn too
but surely enough drink and illicit substances will cure me
they have some protection from scratching on environment
the only thing protecting me is my hard hat and shoes
low chance

what do u mean
It was a line in da meet the sniper
probably the window then
i js started a new world
I was continuing the script
Might drink a lemsip before i go out
no one did
idfk
its not broken
no

took a look, in the mirror said whats up
survivor
Veteran ain't that good, your character will become desensitized over time and beta blockers exist
Just try police officer if you like guns
burglor
no
i also like axes
if thats better
burgler is not a good choice
good choice
Occupation whatever
found a car with 100 percent gas no key
why is it a good choice
but 8 percent condition
cars arent that important
engine
fr?
You go vrom vroom with it

Eh it's just an personal opinion
thats only good at the start of the game and even then not really
Most of occupation are good
gl leaving your hometown
unless you have mods that build up burglar
well u can get levels
by the time ive cleared out my spawn town i have mechanics 2 and elec 1
to hotwire cars
or ive found a key
takes a pretty while tho
if u find a key theres no gas in the car most of the time
if theres gas
theres no key
if theres gas theres no engine condition
Just repair it with other wrecked cars, assuming you have a high enough Mechanics level
whats the point of being able to hotwire on spawn when you couldve just gotten the needed levels or keys to a functioning car in the same time
what if u js spawn in and in a few hours find a perfectly working car with gas
i mark it on my map
and get back to it

Then you're lucky.
dont u go far away from it
It won't despawn unless you never visit it for, I think, a whole 24 full hours
my car broke and i had to walk for over 1 and a half days to get back to the town
driving so hard
average zomboid moment
recent save my car broke down in westpoint and i had to walk to lv
it was fun
btw i fell from second floor and got deep wound once
without being encumberedeeredwadwe
Same. I crashed my only car and was stranded with all my new supplies. I had no choice but to die, bc I was NOT letting that much loot go to waste.
And I wasn't even infected
i mean you fell
on my feet
Yeah. bc You jumped out a 2 story building.
it never happens usually
HOW CAN MY BANDAGE GET ME INFECTED AFTER I STITCHED THE WOUNBD
u have potential to harm your character
It should. Imagine doing that in real life
it wasnt before
stitches get infected all the time
i stitch it and put bandage
yes
do bandages even help after
Did you replace the bandage with a fresh one?
hell naw
if you arent clean or dont clean the bandage they get infected
That's why.
dude.
im p sure it still can
if u js stitch
and u should bandage it
facepalm
how come
because stitches can get infected irl
shouldnt stitching a wound be enough
bc dirt and blood can get in the wound.
its rng
no it really isnt
No.
LET ME FINISH MY SENTENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Idk how you were playing so recklessly and still surviving
fun
i dont find that fun
I play for fun, but I also want to survive
deep wound in a groin is a pain
Yeah, like irl.
😢
Not trying to make fun of you.
I'm just saying, in this game, you have to treat it like if this happened to you irl.
if the game wasnt hard enough
mods
i dont think they exist
first aid mods
for that
make one
not sure what it would add
since theyre tech in game already
cause you bleed
I think the first aid overhaul by Braven probably adds it
im talking bout a little more
elaborate
like what if they could burst
from?
Ik there's a mod that adds an immune system to deal with too
Yeah, people don't explode spontaneously for no reason irl... most of the time
bursting?
im thinking bout other stuff but not sure its right
puncturing a liver maybe but not bursting
black like jager
the only thing i can think of is an aneurysm
move like jagger
thanks for fixing my spelling error
brain aneurysm
i yes, please add haemorrhoids to pz
Yeah, but how would you get it in-game? from being stressed too often I guess?
conspitation system
Mods.

yep
constipation is worse than hemmorrhoids
constipation...
Not really. Constipation sucks but hemmorroids can kill you if not treated
You've got to mooooooove like jaggerrr
was gonna sneeze on my forearm but realized i dont have a tshirt or anything so in less than a split second i managed to move my arm away
im so cool
?
I would still sneeze into my forearm. and then I would go clean it
had both
Same
how wet are yall sneezes

im a dry sneeze guy
my sneezes are dry and make my ears ring
what is that question??
Depends
not very wet
theyre loud af though, I been sneezing like a dad lately
same
loud sneeze gang
Mine is like a liquid shotgun. and same
pew pew
really satisfying, i used to stifle them but now if i try to supress my sneeze i get a bunch of snot out my nose
fart loud enough to rocket you up from a leather seat
That's a liquid pistol
wtf did I walk into
sneeze and fart_chat
Sneezy bois
sneezing contest
we established we're all loud sneeze gang
competitive sneezing
important question
I dont sneeze
just get me close to pollen and i will become a nuclear bomb
we found an alien
when im sick my sneezes are like fucking booger grenades
vorp?
how is playing project zomboid on planet zeplar
r u serious
but usually its just dry and loud
was running away from zombies decided to roll my odds and hotwire a car that probably wouldve had no engine condition or no gas
but it had both
or has
for now
if im sick and i sneeze it comes out my mouth (due to me sneezing loud as fuck with my mputh open)
🙂↔️🙂↕️🙂↔️🙂↕️🙂↔️🙂↕️
i keep having to blow my nose out during physics
idk whats up in that cabinet
same during english
y do u watch yt shorts dud
I have terrible hayfever so when I was 16 and 18 doing important exams during the summer id be sneezing and sniffling the entire exam, which definitely didnt help trying to get good grades
there's nothing else to do
Aan hilei Imperia, feilu sta-fliiel.
Its incredibly awkward when you want to blow ypur nose in a gym full of dead silent people
why
cause everyone could hear me and im shy 👉👈🥺
i have no shame
Uunkaaleerd peil.
are you suggesting the yt shorts I shared were mid?
yes
If you shit youself that woule be different.
nah
tell that to a teenage me full of hormones and anxiety
dawg i was there too, young boy with a lot of inhabitions
Tell that to a current young adult me full of depression and anxiety
i sitll didnt care enough
same though lmao
Stink, I'll turn your 206 bones into 412 bones
i also fart in stores :]
im actually probably just as anxiety filled as a young adult
appreciate it
Same but I ninja fart.
I don't wanna shit myself wtf
why not
at least i used to be autistic af but now that im aware, its even worse
youre in a store, should have pants or underwear to buy
then just throw away the doodoo pants

throw them at someone like a chimp
mr snakeass advice
this is what must be done
Not if you're at like a supermarket
also you got to specialist fast fartname stinkass
if loudly farting makes you shit your pants idk what to tell you
no, i actually dont allow it
how do we know you can speak
I peak
youve been typing this entire time
My dog opened my phone with his nose. Idk how
you may have no mouth
but I must scream
i miss flip phones
Them galaxy folds need to be more mainstream
motorolla razer is awesome
samsung makes flip phones with oled touch displays
Yeah ik
But they are 1) expensive and 2) not as popular as they used to be
Used to be everyone had a flip phone theyd sassily flip closed after a call
theyre fucking sick tho
expensive is lame but it doesnt matter if theyre not popular
I held onto my nokia brick for dear life.
Next phone i get, i might get a used Fold
they break
That's my phone
I've been around since the 1400s
I dont have my brick phones anymore (i lost 3 nokia 3310s in a row, i lost too many phones) but i still have my old SD cards
pt612
SURE WAS!!! LOL. My first phone was a ~2.5lb motorola with the mouthpiece that flipped down and the antenna that extended
kinda phone you could kill someone wit
multipurpose
nice man 
got it at a flea market, fixed the battery and antenna and bought minutes
Only thing I lost and was bummed about was someone stole my ipod touch in school
one of my first phones did have an antenna, but that was for FM radio (im not old enough for proper bricks)
It also recieved tv signal
Was some weird chinese made phone, the chinese come up with some incredible tech sometimes
I have a sony watchman which recieves tv signals that are no longer broadcast
It's a crt run on batteries
they made crts that small?
yeah, broadcast went entirely digital a few years back
Yeah they even made them for like cameras that are 1.75"
i had a big ol crt till 2011, played the entirety of halo 3 odst on it
I miss my consumer particle accelerater
I had a bigun... needed two friends to help me move it
nowadays i scrutinize my 144hz 1440p monitor, but idk how i used to play on a 24 inch 360p tv sitting across a room from it just fine
I have many tubes
I have like 6 CRT moniters
tube fight!!!
oldest thing I have now is a 4:3 VGA LCD for my old servers that don't support HDMI
we got ATA type and samusng and some other
I got an Philips 190S VGA LCD
so, that's 6" larger than mine. LOL
we have fallen into the trap of talking model numbers
this is my shit
I'm accient mf
still weighing buying a PS5...
model number_chat
i wouldnt say its worth it tbh
I have a mountain in my yard 😬 good thing we don’t have a HOA
no consoles, only steam deck
maybe
Yes but also no
as egyptian we still use CRT Moniters and CORE DUO and Pentuim and First generation Icore5 and Icore 7 etc
nice

well, for one, my son could stop carting his back and forth. But there's things I play on it, and the PS4 isn't gonna last forever
Steam deck is very nice
anyway good night
You’re at the end, isn’t the next gen allegedly releasing soon
espresso time
PS5 is only, what? a couple years? there's usually half a decade at least between them.
cries in American
bruh... that meltdowns I'm seeing... i think some of those folks NEEDED the detox...
Honestly idk, tech companies are getting ballsy
why tf cant i get inside a car
me
Door might be jammed
dopamine is a helluva drug
Tiktok is my father figure because I don’t have a supportive dad who can teach me things
cant even try and siphon gas
Bc it's empty
100 percent gas is empty
Excuse me?
ive never used tik tok anyways but real
the pieces are falling into place
sadly engine is fucked
I didnt realise it but its been a whole 4 years since the ps5 came out. One of my young coworkers mentioned playing it in school and i was taken aback, cause i was like "the ps5 came out last year i swear"
the ps5/xbox series x gen was just terrible
How is that tiktok or my fault? A lot of people have shitty dads and your previous comment is not only tone deaf but extremely insensitive when you don’t even know me
I CANT GO INSIDE THE BROKEN CARS WHY THOO
we're so cooked
Banning tik tok is stupid anyway, its just posturing
Wdym was, its current Gen. PS5 is good tho, Xbox series x/s was ass
beyond over
It’s setting a terrible precedent
Gonna be sad to see the Americans leave TikTok
ban it all
Instagram,facebook and youtube are full of propaganda anyway, choosing just one platform to ban on a nation level is just a show
If a goverment wants to influence people, they can easily do it through any single social network, and they do
its rly wild like china cant enforce its laws on me or anything no matter what data they have but my own govt can
Not to sound rude but you sound precisely like the sort of person that annoys the hell outta me
No, and you are trying to armchair diagnose just because I made a cries in american joke. You don’t even know how much time I even spend on it to even be qualified to make that assertion
"you really do have an unhealthy mind"
"dont take it as an attack"
even I'm not as obtuse to throw shade nonchalant
The trauma makes us funny af
We're getting kinda too political...
what happened to jerma and the Bub part of your name
But this is real tho
oh yeah... you're hilarious
Gambling is gonna be goated with monopoly
I’ll send my data to you rn
Omg you still remember that?
Indeed, unfortunately the banning of a social network is inherently political
the original monopoly was better
Should I go back to it? Those were different times haha
Of course, youve been here for years
Imagine banning social media
no thanks?
no version of monopoly was ever good
I hate monopoly bc I hate to play by myself. on OG monopoly.
WHAT?
is data a euphemism for something?
NO
NO
Welcome to the passage of time
ok, I’m actually in a bad mood now cos wtf
At least i feel like you have been here for a good while
Im not on my pc so i cant check if it has been
nolifing it hardcore
My Chinese spy is probably himmywonders
Dude, you've been here longer.
but im confident its been at least 1+
Over a year
The Landlord's Game
Jesus
Oh I never denied that
it says u joined dec 2023
Fair
The Landlord's Game was the only good monopoly
Those are just called lords bro
I said i remember them because theyve been around a while, too
Or knights i think
ok well idc abt uncovering the truth anymore ive just decided uve been here 5 yrs
What if
cos im sleepy
First one was only a few months but had to delete cos I made a joke about being underage and wasn’t gonna give TikTok my Id
that explains why you ajnt vet yet
goodbye generous chat
homekeys has been here for a while too
Second was because I had a stalker, I was actually a bit disappointed with that one
ive been here 2 yrs
No don’t leave me here
sounds about right
Was like a year old account with a bunch of friends
5/1/22 so 2 & a half yrs...
I’m almost at a year of yap here
and ur still a specialist, step ur game up smh
are you a yappaholic cambrie
totally
its cos i go long periods of time without posting & at least one of those times they changed the vet requirements
13k posts
cambrie showed up one day and kept yapping
Frogski keeps demoting me and taking my points
i steal them for myself
it's called taxation
Never face reveal when ur literally jerma (don’t face reveal as a minor)
Literally jerma btw
i do mean it i gotta nap before i have to go run errands... goodbye
Everytime I tap I boost frogskis level
forever or something
Im the lord of this place
who is this
germa
Jermillion
Jearimy bearimy
hes either the most beautiful person, or a wretched goblin, no in between
He’s literally me if I wasn’t 6’8, curly hair
He's be real if he wasn't
i dont even watch streams but i adore him anyway, hes just a vibe
Same. I've only watched his dollhouse streams tbh
Literally
I watched the desert crystal stone one live and the sims house one
I prefer Vinesauce Joey more tho
Is he the one with the corruptions
jesus christ, the twinkiest jerma i ever did see
Like bro why is a guy this hot also able to turn around and look like a freak of nature
the Windows Destructions more like
Vinny's known for corruptions
The house builder competition 2 one actually gave me a stomachache from how hard I was laughing
I found him randomly from his first channel videos, i was dying laughing out loud in a turkish airport
Gabagoooll
Gabaaaaagooool
🍖
I always use the meat grinder clip to show him off too friends
Gabababa
I just never had the patience for a full 2+ hour livestream. That's why Joel's mini-highlights channel got me into watching him, albeit after he posts it on YT.
oh i have bad adhd so i like to try and force myself to watch something all the way through
I can't even see it
i started watching vinnys skyrim switch play with the soranna lol and it made me start playing skyrim again
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mines is bigger
Soranna
I can and that’s all that matters
Tony Soranna
Tbh never found Vinny funny compared to Joel.
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yah i watch him every few years but i dont watch streamers lol
Vinny is cool
Yeh sometimes short edited videos are nicer than hour long vids
Same. I mainly only watch Joel's mini-highlights, I never attend his livestreams, well, live. I just don't use twitch. (anymore)
I've never been part of its culture
yah me neither
i tried it and i hate the chat
i think i only watch markiplier and thats on youtube and only certain videos
I've been on a couple livestreams, but the only ones I had fun on were super super small channels.
livestream chat is just filled with squawkers
Well since I can’t really interact with this convo now that puppers is here I think I’ll go to bed
Seeya guys
??? Before I go what does this mean 😭
it just goes too fast for my liking and doesn't seem like any sort of connect really with people , just a live journal type feeling lol
Have a good night
🦜
Same.
Parrotas
2000+ people saying WTFFFF, WHATTTT, POGGGGG
the smaller lives are fun
you can actually hold a conversation
Stinkfart est trop beau
yah i figure those are probably betters
No Italian jaimes
Yeah. I actually liked watching a vtuber who had like 10 live viewers MAX. And I never watch vtubers.
i know am a handsome man thank you
i reciprocate the compliment dawg
Bruh, getting someone to actually respond in the lfg channel is like hitting the jackpot in lottery
Yeah, I had a legit question watching a Microwave Society livestream, it was slow enough for them to see it, for like 5 min, and they didn't address it
I just wanted to know what kind of metal Jude listened to
I love how coffee in Chinese is just "kā fēi"
you attract more flies with honey than vinegar
In Spanish, it's just Café.
huh
so, youre saying i attract a lot of cool bugs?
sick
I'm level 13 according to Duolingo in Spanish

