general_chat

[sterile iris]

AWWWW

[trail palm]

looks like the dude from big hero 6

[sterile iris]

i didn't know clay pipe was a thing! sounds janky and sus dude T_T

[trail palm]

with a little mushroom hat

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/hiro-fist-bump-baymax-bighero6-hifive-gif-9471476

[icy vigil]

I think they can make nice gifts too

[toxic relic]

baymax

[fathom igloo]

They’re terrible and extremely susceptible to issues

[sterile iris]

any idea the time frame on something of that size? guess it depends on skill and experience

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/look-hiro-hamada-baymax-what-do-we-do-now-what-should-i-do-gif-24285953

[sterile iris]

took my stepdaughter i think a few days but that's spare time

between a baybay and work

[fathom igloo]

Also a one day estimate for the job turned into two because of these damn roots lol

[icy vigil]

I actually dunno

Im gonna start completely new

[sterile iris]

please keep up updated ^_^

[fathom igloo]

Do Americans here like progressive for home owners insurance? Considering switching because USAA is not as good as what it should be for what we pay lol

[toxic relic]

american_chat

im an american for sure

[fathom igloo]

You like deep fried pickles with southwest ranch and red white and blue slushies?

[toxic relic]

pickles are cool

never had ranch

or the slushies

[fathom igloo]

Southwest ranch is just orangish ranch with a “kick”

[toxic relic]

never had any ranch

[fathom igloo]

I wouldn’t say it’s spicy but some people might

[toxic relic]

yte people

im not really a mayo enjoyer....dont think id eat ranch

[fathom igloo]

Is ranch Mayo? I refuse to except this because I honestly hate Mayo unless it’s sriracha Mayo or kewpie Mayo

[toxic relic]

i think its mayo adjacent

like aoli

[fathom igloo]

Hmmm my brain can’t make the connection

It said nope

[toxic relic]

its based on mayo

[fathom igloo]

That’s sad

I’m going to ignore it

[toxic relic]

i hate mayo so i understand

[toxic relic]

make your own canon

[quartz plank]

Yall just arent mayopilled

[toxic relic]

im not mayopilled at all

[quartz plank]

Unbased

[toxic relic]

sure

[fathom igloo]

I like ranch as a sauce for things but it’s far from my first choice for sauces

[toxic relic]

im chili-oilpilled

lather that shit over mapo

[fathom igloo]

Oh sweet chili sauce has me in a chokehold

[toxic relic]

i dont really have "condiments" like mayo or ketchup

[trail palm]

I live for mayo and garlic mayo

[fathom igloo]

Especially those Doritos

[toxic relic]

its usually soy sauce or something similar, mild soup, the sauces of fermented foods

shit like that

[neat moat]

Thoughts on stellaris 4.0?

[quartz plank]

@dim cloak the crisis finally came
Couldn't be at a worse time though. I just started researching jump drives
The prethoryn scourge appeared

[quartz plank]

There was an update?

[dim cloak]

Oh shit.

[neat moat]

announcement I should say

[dim cloak]

Well good luck.

[neat moat]

let me get link

[fathom igloo]

I hope they still make those Doritos when I run out of my stockpile in roughly around 4 months

[neat moat]

https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/developer-diary/stellaris-dev-diary-366-announcing-stellaris-4-0.1726042/

[jovial latch]

Hello

[dire timber]

haihai

[jovial latch]

I’m going to capture Spiffo and put him in a blender

[quartz plank]

Im also gonna become the galactic custodian

[neat moat]

Pop rework is what I'm looking forward to

[quartz plank]

I couldnt find the option earlier so i assumed its on a cooldown sinxe another empire was before

but maybe i just couldnt find it

Maybe i'll manage to become the galactic emperor

The scourge fleets dont look that bad for now

but these are the vanguard

Theres more to come

[neat moat]

whats your ship build

[quartz plank]

im hoping to research jump drives before intervening though

[quartz plank]

heres my strongest fleet

the rest are ~50k fleet power

[neat moat]

no

ship build

like what weapons and components

[neat moat]

it's been a while, but I think they have mostly shield bypass

armor will be your friend

anti armor and hull was good iirc

[quartz plank]

i have regenerative hull tissue

oh, i should

i have it unlocked but it doesnt autofit ships with them

[dim cloak]

Do you have variety in your ships? like different classes with for different roles?

Like manually

[quartz plank]

the only manual fleet i have is a stealth cloak fleet of 120 frigates designed for close combat

thats the only i tinkered with

[dim cloak]

Yeah. you're doomed.

[quartz plank]

designed them to sneak up to the gray tempest factory and destroy it

[quartz plank]

the particle lance i have on the battleships is +100% armor and +50% hull damage

[dim cloak]

All of my fleets have 4 different corvettes, 1 torpedo ship, 4 different destroyers, 3 different battleships, and 2 different titans, but since only 1 titan per fleet, i switch it every other fleet.

[quartz plank]

so that'll help

[dim cloak]

That I manually assigned

I only have auto-upgrade on

[quartz plank]

im not that advanced

skill wise

im stil learning

i managed to somewhat wrap my head around how research works

not without the help of google though

[tall glen]

I exist

[quartz plank]

jesus

they do 0.11% devastation per day

[next trout]

I lost 15lbs so now my pants do that too

[tall glen]

I gained 15 pounds now my pants do that too

[quartz plank]

i gained 15 pants now my pounds do that too

[next trout]

moral of the story: wear pants that fit

[tall glen]

highest calorie food you can make

Yellow Cake

[formal summit]

Or a belt

[tall glen]

Uranium

[next trout]

yes. we got that

coincidentally, in the other chat at the exact same time:
#pz_b42_chat message

[formal summit]

I will never understand how anyone could make a rational decision to wear pants this way. Let alone, think that it is cool..

[stiff salmon]

God I'm so bored

[next trout]

I said the same thing about do ups and perms in the 80s and 90s

[formal summit]

Hahahaha

[toxic relic]

its a style

[next trout]

There was some craze over tulips or some shit in northern europe a few centuries back

[toxic relic]

i say again, its a style

[formal summit]

Luckily I was born at the end of the 80s and never had to experience that 😂

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-depp-pirate-pirate-salute-salute-intergalactic-pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-25016099

[formal summit]

Yes, thank you captain obvious.

[toxic hawk]

Beat margit

[toxic relic]

captain snakeass to you

[formal summit]

But my statement still stands

[toxic relic]

the statement to sit down

standing for a long time is tiring

[formal summit]

On a side note, who is ready for a stable build 42 release!?

[toxic relic]

stable

[toxic hawk]

Nah

[toxic relic]

i dont think any devs are stable

[stiff salmon]

I CANT I HAVE EATED CONSOLE 💔 (still in hospital, until Monday I shall be free and then I'll finally put that piece of shit in his place AND if I continue skill issuing I'll summon u)

[quartz plank]

@dim cloak any idea where the "-30 crisis empire" comes from? its a regular ai empire
is it because they're aspiring to become a crisis?

[dim cloak]

Yep.

[toxic relic]

if you eat the console then you can play yourself

[stiff salmon]

Hoooooly shit

[quartz plank]

that would be the weakest crisis ever

[toxic relic]

[formal summit]

It must be mentally tiring using your last few brain cells to construct sentences that make absolutely no sense..

[quartz plank]

oh jesus

yeah i am fucked

thats the second wave

[toxic relic]

that was originally a self deprecating joke about mental illness and lying to oneself about well being but i see theres another innuendo there too

[dim cloak]

Nah, the crisis ascension can make them crisis-level fairly quickly, depending on which crisis they chose

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/reboot-bob-guardianbob-guardian-enzo-gif-24916009

[stiff salmon]

Woah woah woah, it ain't that serious lol

[quartz plank]

you cant destroy l gates right

or close them

[toxic relic]

its all good

[stiff salmon]

Unless y'all bantering then yuh

[toxic relic]

glad youre out on monday as well mate

hope you feel more comfortable

i know how it is

[toxic hawk]

Hospital to work or cuz sick ?

[ruby river]

just a bit of banter

[quartz plank]

it must be mentally tiring being a dick

[toxic relic]

just a bit of craic

[quartz plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224464902295654425/1318450938930790432/attachment.gif

[stiff salmon]

Psych ward, did something incredibly stupid in a mental episode and boom, put in here for a week

Glad I'm getting out Monday, shit feels fake and nauseating, no privacy too.

[toxic relic]

do they have no doors on the toilets

i fucking hated that

[formal summit]

Well, it didn’t start that way. I just came in to possibly have an intellectual conversation with some strangers, then this guy talks. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[stiff salmon]

Nah but they can just waltz in when you're doing your business just like that

[toxic relic]

mr snakeass is very smart trust me

[quartz plank]

https://tenor.com/view/nerding-speech-bubble-pepe-nerd-gif-26077806

what are you fucking aristotle?

[quasi slate]

I want to pluck her feathers

[formal summit]

Not to mention, I’m at work stuck in a truck after taking 70mg of vyvanse 🤦🏻‍♂️

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/what-you-looking-at-disgusted-marvin-okay-disgust-gif-20599468

[toxic relic]

fuck aristotle

bro has no idea whats going on

[stiff salmon]

Lmao, the exact mental image I have of them doing that type of shit

[toxic relic]

i could rant about ancient greek philosophy and science for hours

[quartz plank]

there is no intellectual conversation to be had here anyhow

[formal summit]

I know all I need to about you. You support sagging pants 😂

[stiff salmon]

Fun to check in once In a while, off to sleep.

[toxic relic]

ok respectability politics

[toxic relic]

sleep well mate

im going to keep reading

chat is boring

[formal summit]

Agreed

✌🏻

[toxic hawk]

Sorry about that, you'll be out soon

[ruby river]

what if u just leave

[quartz plank]

you must be like 40

[formal summit]

35. Why..

[toxic relic]

im close to 40

but im cool

🤓

[quartz plank]

its just obvious

[trail palm]

wtf

server filled with boomers

[toxic relic]

tragedy

[formal summit]

Well, by your sentence structure, you must be 12-16

[quartz plank]

no person youunger than 30 uses the facepalm emoji

[toxic relic]

"well, actually, you type bad" 🤓

[quartz plank]

this is the internet

i realize the concept may be somewhat new to you

[toxic relic]

standardized english is lame

[raw grove]

respect your elder because hes like a old man now

[quartz plank]

but we're not writing an academic paper here

[formal summit]

Well, actually, it’s proper punctuation.

[toxic relic]

i will not

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-after-writing-that-how-bro-felt-alpha-wolf-alpha-alpha-meme-gif-307456636039877895

[formal summit]

Not my fault bro gets offended by education..

[toxic hawk]

Why you guys mocking someone for using proper punctuation

[quartz plank]

https://tenor.com/view/fellow-kids-meme-how-gif-24535092

[formal summit]

My point exactly.

[quartz plank]

not really whats happening

[toxic hawk]

He being mean ?

[formal summit]

You’re definitely showing your age right now 😂

[quartz plank]

he was mean to the mental hospital guy

[ruby river]

if you use proper punctuation, you're dumb

[quartz plank]

and is acting like the second coming of god

[toxic relic]

dude is projecting in pz discord

[raw grove]

dam

banihs him

[quartz plank]

enlightening the masses

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[quartz plank]

all who dont use proper punctuation will perish

[toxic hawk]

Nah like why did you even say this lol

[formal summit]

Dude, no worries. This is our generation that will replace us…it’s typical behavior that doesn’t surprise me.

[quartz plank]

exactly

[toxic hawk]

Us ????? Who is us ???

[raw grove]

imagine your english teacher chatting in project zomboid general chat

[toxic relic]

the royal us

[toxic relic]

dude i was in a group chat with a sociolinguistics professor at my uni and he had a chronic misspelling issue

its only the egotistical ones that care

[formal summit]

Well now days it’s cool to construct sentences like you’re are in 1st grade English.

[toxic hawk]

Salutations for three lord fartass

[raw grove]

my friends at a mental hospital due to something i did W friend

[toxic relic]

lord fartass at your service

[toxic hawk]

Yes, it's ironic.

You shouldn't belittle people because you don't get their sense of humor

[toxic relic]

tired boy hours

[i am adult man]

[raw grove]

wrong peson

[formal summit]

I guess I can agree with that.

[raw grove]

people cant write in 1st grade

[toxic relic]

they can

but not well

[raw grove]

some can

[toxic relic]

that was the point of the passive aggresive comment

[quasi slate]

Dam bruv thas crazy

[toxic hawk]

I learn to write stuff, or began to, when I was 6

[quartz plank]

Bangpow was wrtiting cursive in 1st grade

[toxic relic]

bruv is wild

[formal summit]

My daughter is in first grade and writes well.

[quartz plank]

hes just that good

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/clost-ryo-yamada-universe-space-gif-12530973335110455428

[raw grove]

shes the 9th?

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/facts-true-chalkboard-cursive-gif-25591173

[quartz plank]

hes built different

[formal summit]

And if she was?

[raw grove]

knew 1700 english too

[raw grove]

9th daughter

but dam

big family

[toxic hawk]

what the heck is this convo about

[formal summit]

lol

Failed attempts to offend me I guess

[toxic relic]

bully the flow on em

[formal summit]

Not even sure how having a big family can be used as an insult

[toxic relic]

i would use it as an insult

[raw grove]

not tryna offend

[formal summit]

That gen z logic

[toxic hawk]

"look who fell asleep first"
"prank em john"

[formal summit]

Or alpha beta sigma

[toxic hawk]

oh my fucking god

[toxic relic]

i would like to pop out as many spawn as possible so that they can work the farm

[formal summit]

Skibity rizz toilet brush

[toxic hawk]

this has to be a joke

guys he's doing a bit right ?

[raw grove]

you in a mental episode or on something?

[toxic relic]

no i think its genuine

dude just hasnt adapted to change in a few decades

[toxic hawk]

guy with an ai image of walter white

[toxic relic]

old man shouting at clown

[toxic hawk]

amazing

[quartz plank]

alright this makes me think its a bit

but the first message that set all of this off seemed genuine

[raw grove]

hes still in the 1800s

[toxic relic]

take off your lice-ridden coat and leave the village

[quartz plank]

he's basically the guy with the ponytail from good will hunting

[formal summit]

This is great 😂

[toxic hawk]

don't forget to pay your taxes

[icy vigil]

Whatss happenin

[toxic relic]

im reading a new book

its good

[toxic hawk]

i'm comingfor you joshua

[icy vigil]

Jaime

You came multiple times now

[raw grove]

my friend read a book and said its scary

but its just a bunch of words

[toxic hawk]

and i will keep coming for you until you get it

[toxic relic]

nah nah nah

reading is powerful dude

its the imagery you conjure with the word magic

[toxic hawk]

hell yeah

[icy vigil]

I hate reading 🤬

[heavy ivy]

I read a lot when smaller and can confirm it brought us a lot of happiness

[icy vigil]

Reading killed my pet lobster

[toxic hawk]

i like to read, and make a movie in my head

as a kid tho i hated reading

[toxic relic]

ghoti you wound me

im a wounded man

[raw grove]

i hate reading cuz my brain hurts

[neat moat]

you are a very wounded man

[toxic relic]

[icy vigil]

This guy gets it

[raw grove]

but i read like 30 books

novels

[toxic relic]

in total?

[raw grove]

regret

[toxic hawk]

i hated reading because i was made to read 15th centuary literature french and i understood none of it

[toxic relic]

or last year?

[raw grove]

i read and just read

i dont read and understand

i cant

[icy vigil]

Y tho

By who

[raw grove]

by a french

guy

[trail palm]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-humble-cat-humble-fish-glo-glo-gif-5213219921735092029

[toxic relic]

j'aime is french

[raw grove]

can you imagine

[toxic relic]

but real dude

[toxic hawk]

by my dad
Because he wasn't up to speed with the fact that i don't like the books he read as a kid lol

[toxic relic]

have you only read 30 books total?

[icy vigil]

French people are real?

[raw grove]

idk

prob more

[toxic hawk]

i then began to read actual books i enjoyed

[toxic relic]

...

[icy vigil]

O

[toxic relic]

ive read more than 30 books last year...

[icy vigil]

I thought in school or something

[toxic relic]

[toxic hawk]

i read like 15 last year

novels

[raw grove]

30 books entirely?

[toxic relic]

yes

[raw grove]

i thought this year

[toxic hawk]

short of about 200 pages or so

[toxic relic]

i can read a book a day

[neat moat]

When life settles down I have a book list I'd like to read

[toxic relic]

let me flex my literary prowess in chat

[raw grove]

i got an own personal library in my room

[noble basin]

what's good y'all?

[raw grove]

that i am scraed of

[toxic relic]

so

[icy vigil]

🫂

[toxic relic]

youre afraid of words

[icy vigil]

U are

[raw grove]

it fell on me once

[trail palm]

words are scary brobr

u wouldnt get it

[raw grove]

its next to my bed

[neat moat]

if you guys can't read, audio books are very good

[toxic hawk]

i doubt people who cant read would be on discord js

[raw grove]

ya i listen to jamal

[toxic relic]

im pointing out the hypocrisy of their earlier caht

[neat moat]

no free stuff on yt

[toxic relic]

i understand the need for them and i hype them up but i would rather read them myself

[toxic hawk]

mistershark i swear i'm going to spank you

[neat moat]

Last one was a while ago, but I listened to I am legend

sums up my life pretty well

[raw grove]

if thye cant read they be on discord and wonder what the hell r we saying

[toxic relic]

text to speech bro

[trail palm]

??

[neat moat]

No, audio book as in a human reading

[toxic relic]

no im aware

[raw grove]

STINKAME SNAKEASS {'0'} said I LOVE MEN

[icy vigil]

🫂

[toxic relic]

i meant if you cant read on discord theres tsp apps

[raw grove]

would be kinda crazy

[neat moat]

Not for everyone, but great for some

[toxic relic]

i am a gay man

[raw grove]

what

[toxic relic]

...

[neat moat]

ah

[toxic relic]

was that supposed to be an insult

[raw grove]

ahh hell nah i am gone

[icy vigil]

[neat moat]

what

[toxic relic]

nice

[neat moat]

I'm confused, was that aimed at me or someone else

[toxic relic]

i replied to this

i assume it was meant to be an insult

but then i affirmed it

[icy vigil]

[trail palm]

https://tenor.com/view/dimden-cat-cute-cat-meme-discord-rules-gif-22604713

[polar kernel]

lmfao

[toxic relic]

i aspire to cause this reaction to me saying im a gay man more often

[neat moat]

litteraly 1894

[toxic relic]

back to reading

ocean vuong

[icy vigil]

War never changes

[neat moat]

I recommend reading flat land one of these days stinkname

[toxic relic]

alr

[neat moat]

if you haven't

[tall glen]

looks at the drone bombs

war, never changes

[toxic relic]

author?

oh shit

i know this book

[trail palm]

???

[icy vigil]

French discord

[tall glen]

Neve Change!

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/rules-of-nature-my-reaction-to-that-information-gif-25667526

[neat moat]

it's the 1884 one

[tall glen]

such a meme game nobody has really played

[toxic relic]

yeah by abbott

the themes are hmm

yeah i have thoughts about it

it was written by a theologian and you can clearly tell

it is intriguing

[icy vigil]

I did but never finished

Only got to mistral and 5 missions after i think

[neat moat]

I never read the book myself, but I've seen adaptations

Seems fun

[toxic hawk]

BENEATH THE BLOODSTAINED SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

[shut ridge]

How long will we have to play a version full of bugs knowing that most of the problems already have a solution and that several streamers are already playing this version?

[toxic relic]

its already stable mate

i just asked the devs to personally keep yours unupdated

i sent them a handwritten letter

[trail palm]

idk i dont play pz

[plush cobalt]

I envy anyone having to try to balance release priorities with players not understanding release priorities

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/white-chicks-im-going-to-write-a-letter-no-threat-gif-8565556

[toxic relic]

wait

you envy them

you want to be in that position

[plush cobalt]

Yes. Not a typo. I envy them. I will die on this hill

I certainly didn't accidentally skip the word don't

[deft elm]

Hello there! did anyone find how to stop animals from glitching out of fences? My chicken and turkeys do it twice a day and my game has turned into a nightmare

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/mektup-mektup-yazmak-el-yazisi-gif-11331761

[plush cobalt]

If anyone did they're probably in #pz_b42_chat or the news discussion channel

[neat moat]

idk happens irl too

[deft elm]

oop, wrong chat then?

[toxic relic]

inded

[neat moat]

yes

[toxic relic]

no worries

[plush cobalt]

There is no wrong chat, only wrong time

[deft elm]

redirecting self

[plush cobalt]

Peace be with you GalopaWXY

[toxic relic]

[toxic hawk]

ew.... lobsta

[toxic relic]

good luck comrade

[plush cobalt]

I'm telling the mods you keep calling me a French-English slur

Mods??

[toxic hawk]

and you always mock me for being french

you tell i tell

[toxic relic]

eye for an eye

[neat moat]

youre French?

[plush cobalt]

Well that's your fault for being French

[toxic hawk]

this is the third time you asked that

[toxic relic]

j'aime is samoan

[neat moat]

I've never asked that

ever

[toxic hawk]

and its your fault for being a dirty lobsta

[plush cobalt]

J'aime is actually English for Jamie and means nothing else

[toxic relic]

its in the name: j'aime - clearly a samoan name

[toxic hawk]

i know nothing about samoan culture

[toxic relic]

i know haha

[toxic hawk]

where do samoans even come from

[toxic relic]

what

[fathom igloo]

I wonder if I should send my neighbors flowers for putting up with the noise and eyesore lol

[neat moat]

no wonder jaime has a strange smell to them

[toxic relic]

samoa?

[toxic hawk]

yes

[neat moat]

possibly

[toxic hawk]

where is samoa

[toxic relic]

there

[toxic hawk]

is that east from australia ?

[toxic relic]

2 main isands

yes

[toxic hawk]

wow, no wonder i didn't know where it was

[neat moat]

French culture, American brain

[trail palm]

samosa 😋

[lilac zinc]

#music

[plush cobalt]

Wine morningtime 🍷

[lilac zinc]

good songs

[fathom igloo]

SAMo 💚

[toxic hawk]

i like good music

[plush cobalt]

I hate good music

[trail palm]

i dont really like good music

[plush cobalt]

I only listen to BAD music

[toxic hawk]

typical lobsta

[toxic relic]

not samoan

[toxic hawk]

gross

[neat moat]

I am indifferent to music

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/demise-minion-memes-minion-minions-void-gif-25358527

[toxic hawk]

can we tie the lobsta up

and do things to him

[toxic relic]

"things" is too vague

[neat moat]

I don't like where this is going

[plush cobalt]

I'm neutral about where this is going

[hallow cypress]

What’s everyone up to today

[plush cobalt]

Destroying reality but in a cute way hbu

[hallow cypress]

Doordashing people their food (these people so lazy)

[toxic relic]

id rather have omars consent before tying him up

[quasi slate]

bricked up

[hallow cypress]

Got an order

See ya

[plush cobalt]

Consent is important

[toxic hawk]

lobstas don't get that right

[fathom igloo]

It’s like when people think Hawaiian pizza is Hawaiian lol

[toxic relic]

who thinks that

[plush cobalt]

B-B-But it's right there in the name!

[lilac zinc]

who th- yeah?

[fathom igloo]

A lot of people you’d be surprised

[toxic hawk]

you good ?

[fathom igloo]

It was invented by a Greek Canadian

[toxic relic]

[plush cobalt]

You go- yeah?

(I think it was intended as saying the same thing as above but interrupted)

[toxic hawk]

you're so getting touched

[toxic relic]

...

[toxic hawk]

to be precise, by my hands

[toxic relic]

j'aime...dude

[toxic hawk]

and them being placed on your face

[toxic relic]

you gotta learn how to simp respectfully

[plush cobalt]

I hate that more than concept of getting tied up

[toxic hawk]

with a high velocity

[plush cobalt]

Oh okay I've come back around

[lilac zinc]

was saying the same as @toxic relic but i cut my sentence because i noticed they also just said the same thing, but they sent it before i also finished saying the same thing so i just added the "-" to cut it off

[toxic relic]

real

[plush cobalt]

Light touch is my sensory nightmare, just in case anyone wants to start compiling my list of weaknesses

[toxic relic]

mr snakeass can read everyones mind

[toxic hawk]

okay so basically omar, i'm going to slap you as a sign of affection, now accept my affection

[plush cobalt]

Consent not given 😎

[toxic hawk]

damn, i can't break the law

[trail palm]

what

[plush cobalt]

Thank you for respecting my boundaries. You may have one slap

[lilac zinc]

not sure how else to word that sorry

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-jump-attack-gif-24628203

[toxic relic]

this should not be transactional

[plush cobalt]

I had a feeling you'd respond with that

Or something to that effect

[toxic relic]

respecting your boundaries is a given

it shouldnt be paid for

[plush cobalt]

The intent wasn't reward for good behavior

[toxic relic]

i se

well

too bad

[lilac zinc]

ay nice my music got a heart

[trail palm]

you arent good bro

[toxic hawk]

aint no fucking way my homie is playing undertale for the first time

[trail palm]

you are great!!!

[plush cobalt]

😃

[lilac zinc]

3 saves already wow

[trail palm]

wasnt the undertale error in like idk 1986

[toxic relic]

[trail palm]

ERA NOT ERROR

trust

[toxic hawk]

i don't understand what you're saying

[plush cobalt]

The Undertale Error: A video essay

[trail palm]

undertale era was a long time ago

bro

blud is late to the party

[plush cobalt]

I've never played Undertale

[hallow cypress]

I’ve never played it

[trail palm]

me neither

[plush cobalt]

I've also somehow never seen an undertale spoiler, or at least don't remember any

[trail palm]

watched someone play it when i was a youngen

[hallow cypress]

It never looked all that great

From the like

[trail palm]

there are barely any things to spoil idk

[toxic hawk]

i loved undertale, played it like 30 times maybe ?

[plush cobalt]

I thought it seemed potentially interesting but idk, just never did

[hallow cypress]

Actually wait I’ve literally never even seen gameplay

I just hate the community

[toxic relic]

i think there is shit to spoil but its so huge in internet culture and for so long that the big lore is already known to most

[plush cobalt]

It's so wild to me when people self-gatekeep due to not liking the community of smth

[toxic hawk]

i like the music especially, solid bangers

[plush cobalt]

Consume media how you please but for me personally, if I find a community irritating I'll just not interact w them

[hallow cypress]

I hear about it so much and it’s gotten so annoying that i don’t even feel like bothering to try it

[plush cobalt]

Ah, I understand

[trail palm]

yeah 💯

[hallow cypress]

I got genuinely sick of everyone yapping on about it

[toxic hawk]

the undertale community doesnt have the bad side anymore, it's so small only the wholesome membersare left

[trail palm]

HE DIES IN THE END!!

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/toriel-undertale-fireplace-gif-12490585187677845904

[plush cobalt]

Undertale dies?

[hallow cypress]

Because all i associate with it is “it’s annoying to hear about”

[trail palm]

the real undertale were the friends we made along the way or whatever the game is aobut

[plush cobalt]

Now I can't enjoy the game because I know John Undertale doesn't make it

Thanks a lot

[toxic relic]

mr under

under deez nuts

gottem

[neat moat]

aren't you supposed to ve reading

[toxic relic]

yeah

[neat moat]

stinkname

[neat moat]

well

[toxic relic]

well

chat caught my attention

[neat moat]

Id send the spray bottle gif if I could

[plush cobalt]

They got bottled spaying now??

[dim cloak]

@toxic relic I'm currently using Seamonkey and... I kinda like its design. very 90s.

[plush cobalt]

Modern technology is amazing

[neat moat]

yes

in my country we call is sulphuric acid

[toxic relic]

it is nostalgic

[dim cloak]

I had my nose cauterized bc I would suffer from chronic nosebleeds. My nose would suddenly start bleeding for no reason. The thing is... they used HCl to cauterize it. They used Hydrochloric ACID in my nose. It burned like fucking hell.

[dim cloak]

Not for me tbh. I grew up with XP.

[toxic relic]

ic

still cool

[neat moat]

the doctors?

[dim cloak]

yeah.

[polar kernel]

good evening 🧛

[dim cloak]

Afternoon

[neat moat]

guess it worked

I'm not a doctor

[dim cloak]

nope, I had to get this done once a year.

[neat moat]

Any idea why

[dim cloak]

Turns out, when i moved and had it done again, they were doing it wrong originally.

They just injected me with numbing meds directly into my nostril, and just... swabbed the inside with HCl. Yeah, they were probably committing malpractice or something

[rain mango]

david lynch just died rip

[dim cloak]

But after I got it done properly so far I haven't had chronic nosebleeds since

[trail palm]

i aint readin allat

[neat moat]

did they use something else instead

[dim cloak]

they swabbed my nostils with numbing meds instead, and just... drained the blood away with one of those vaccuum tubes. far less painful, far less blood, far more effective. i don't remember if they used acid on me too tbh.

[raw grove]

omar?!

you arab

[trail palm]

???

[dim cloak]

jesus, racist

[raw grove]

i am arab too

[trail palm]

i dont think thats racist in itself what

[plush cobalt]

I get that a lot

And no it is not racist

[dim cloak]

Still, seems uncalled for

[plush cobalt]

My name comes from Arabic lol

[raw grove]

cant be racist if i am the race

[toxic relic]

omar is from dudley

[plush cobalt]

It was likely intended as a question

[Are] you arab

[dim cloak]

oh

[plush cobalt]

The answer is no, I'm not

[toxic relic]

dudley, jupiter

[plush cobalt]

That's better

[raw grove]

dam

[neat moat]

uncle ruckus would like to have a word with you

[dim cloak]

Sorry for calling you that, but that was still one hell of an introduction.

[toxic relic]

you can definitely be racist if you are the race, its called internalised racism

educational_chat

[plush cobalt]

In this specific case no one was racist, but yeah

[toxic relic]

real

[polar kernel]

idc what omar is all i know is hes my number one opp

i dont even have a reason

[toxic relic]

dude also left after saying i liked men and i agreed

weird guy

[plush cobalt]

I love cool chip! What a stand-up guy!

[neat moat]

I'm looking into it and apparently using acid to treat nosebleeds isn't uncommon. I'm not sure how effective it is but it's the first I've heard of it

[dim cloak]

wait, i didn't know you were gaye

[toxic relic]

i know i never talk about it

crazy

but this time they brought it up

[dim cloak]

Well it still burned like hell. and caused a ton of blood still.

[dim cloak]

true

[toxic relic]

this book is gud

[polar kernel]

this is at LEAST the 3rd time ive seen you mention it

liar

grrr

[toxic relic]

it was sarcastic

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-liar-star-wars-lying-gif-8634649

[toxic relic]

i am an evil man

star wars posting

[dim cloak]

I mean, I'm bi-curious, and I'm 85% straight and slowly dropping, so...

[neat moat]

stinkman is your typical gay man

[toxic relic]

damn

[neat moat]

it's easy to miss

[toxic relic]

i fit the gay man archetype

was it the snake or the math degree

[neat moat]

they might have lower standards where you are from

[polar kernel]

math degree is insane

i literally hate math

[toxic relic]

mr snakeass is offended

i am the math defender man

[dim cloak]

I fit the typical p3do look. big belly. balding. hair on the outer part of the head. I fucking hate it.

[toxic relic]

wild

[polar kernel]

i hate it so much i opted to take fucking woodworking classes in high school for math credits

[toxic relic]

thats crazy

both comments are wild

[polar kernel]

i dont understand algebra and if you ask me anything math related i WILL disembowel you

[toxic relic]

describing yourself this way, i know youre better than that dude

[neat moat]

I'm literally in that one scene in the original Beetlejuice rn

[dim cloak]

I was just about to ask one...

[neat moat]

the que

[toxic relic]

can you explain quadratic equations

[polar kernel]

no i cannot

[toxic relic]

let me handle this as the math man 🤓

[polar kernel]

the fact that i have any college education at all is a near miracle

[dim cloak]

Yeah, I'm not gonna deny it. But I'm still gonna hate how I look like this at fucking 26.

[toxic relic]

standard form of a quadratic Equation: ax^2 + bx + c = 0

• a, b and c are known values. a can't be 0
• x is the variable or unknown (we don't know it yet)

[neat moat]

Stinkname, when I am bale to get back to collage. How much money would I have to pay you to help me with my math work. I (unfortunately) have to take 3 calc classes

[polar kernel]

im a handsome young man !!!

[quartz plank]

go bald

[toxic relic]

nothing

if you need help just ask dude

[dim cloak]

I've tried. But my mom keeps keeping a bit of hair every time she cuts it, even when I ask her to shave it all.

[jovial lion]

Are we in high school math? Talk to be about differential equations and linear algebra

[quartz plank]

Shave it yourself

[toxic relic]

it is 8th grade math but i had to start low

[dim cloak]

My hands aren't steady enough to. like my hands shake real bad sometimes

[quartz plank]

Same

[dim cloak]

Luckily my mom's basically a barber

[quartz plank]

Still, you wont cut yourself

[polar kernel]

i go to an environmental school so even my math credits involve biology

[quartz plank]

if you shave using an electric haircutter

[dim cloak]

Trust me. I probably would. I'm very clumsy.

[polar kernel]

it makes it like 100x easier to understand

[toxic relic]

can you go to a barber?

[polar kernel]

reminds me i REALLY need to catch up on my schooling since im like 75% done w my bachelors and just... stopped

[toxic relic]

a different one

[dim cloak]

I can but that costs money

[toxic relic]

tru

weigh the options

look like a christian monk and be insecure or spend money you dont have to go bald

and you still might hate it

not good options

[dim cloak]

hm... have my mom do it for free, or go to a barber, and have to leave bc i'm broke af... hmmmm...

[toxic relic]

real

[quasi slate]

https://www.roblox.com/games/17015612954/Style-City-Catalog-Avatar-Creator

[dim cloak]

btw can you post a pic I have real quick for cool chip?

i'll dm you it

[polar kernel]

what could you possibly have for ME

[dim cloak]

you'll see... if he posts it

[toxic relic]

your thoughts cool chip?

posted on behalf of dstroyer11

[dim cloak]

ty

[toxic relic]

now we know his weakness

im a sinful man

i will exploit this

[dim cloak]

anyone else is free to attempt too btw

[heavy ivy]

the horrors...

[dim cloak]

I wonder if anyone knows where I even got this from...

[toxic relic]

where did you

[polar kernel]

i wouldnt know where to begin with this, i dont know what any of it means, and frankly, i dont fucking care

MATH IS DUM

SCHOOL SUX

[dim cloak]

From a Code Geass Abridged series called Code MENT

by a man named PurpleEyesWTF

He also made None Piece, a One Piece abridge series

And the origin of the "I'm at Soup" meme from like 2016

He voices a ton of characters in his series by himself, including woman characters

[toxic relic]

math isnt just school

you and your bombs and drones, thats math

blender is math

[polar kernel]

thats why the computer does all the dumb math

[dim cloak]

btw it's not supposed to be solvable, I don't think. it was part of a like 2 second transition between scenes

[toxic relic]

someone had to write those programs

[dim cloak]

someone had to build the computer

make sure everything works

[polar kernel]

we simply put a big invisible laser pointer on the folks about to be evaporated and then press "YES I WOULD LIKE TO CREATE AN ORPHAN"

[toxic relic]

it just looks very complex but its just simple substitution...i have no idea if the "quarter minutes later-ish" is supposed to be apart of it

if so then its more complicated

[polar kernel]

well those big nerds can write their funny magic numbers

ill stick to blowing people up

[dim cloak]

And how do you think you get those folks' coordinates?

[polar kernel]

they were revealed to me in a dream

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/simple-math-carlos-petty-ms-pat-settles-it-not-difficult-to-calculate-bet-networks-gif-11973750114398984318

its math man

everything is MATH

[dim cloak]

2+2 is 4, quick maths

[toxic relic]

[dim cloak]

Even trees has mathmatics in them.

[polar kernel]

well id prefer to remain ignorant and not understand the funny numbers

[toxic relic]

then you will never dance with the universe

egg

[polar kernel]

ive gotten closer to the stars than you ever will

[toxic relic]

wrong

[dim cloak]

0100 1110 0110 1111

[toxic relic]

chippy boy

[polar kernel]

grrrrr binary grrr

my ex wife would understand all this stuff she does cybersecurity or whatever

not me tho

[sterile iris]

He is being hacked as we know it

https://tenor.com/view/ferat-dooby3d-doobcord-ferat-hax-hacker-voice-gif-15277677641657579317

That explains the sporadic posting

[toxic relic]

does this mean something

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-uSWFeg-Io insane

[dim cloak]

growls at numbers like they're threatened by it

[dim cloak]

"No"

literally

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-computer-typing-fast-gif-5368357

[toxic relic]

(0100111001101111)₂ = (0 × 2¹⁵) + (1 × 2¹⁴) + (0 × 2¹³) + (0 × 2¹²) + (1 × 2¹¹) + (1 × 2¹⁰) + (1 × 2⁹) + (0 × 2⁸) + (0 × 2⁷) + (1 × 2⁶) + (1 × 2⁵) + (0 × 2⁴) + (1 × 2³) + (1 × 2²) + (1 × 2¹) + (1 × 2⁰) = (20079)₁₀

ah i see

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/math-numbers-counted-fingers-solution-gif-15969853

[polar kernel]

nah shes incredibly intelligent if she is watching me online she certainly wouldnt give me a reason to think so

[toxic relic]

i just showed the workings out of the conversaion haha

from base 2 to 10

[sterile iris]

What is heavier,

100 lbs of feathers on the moon

100 lbs of hammers on the moon?

[toxic relic]

but it might be smth else

[polar kernel]

i've come to accept the possibility but im fairly doubtful she gives enough of a shit to bother

[toxic relic]

heavier how

also you already said the measurements

[sterile iris]

B-but you're cool chip

[toxic relic]

so its equal

[sterile iris]

Bruhhhh

[toxic relic]

the weight measurements

[sterile iris]

I know lol

It's designed to be a trick question

[polar kernel]

not that cool apparently

[toxic relic]

[sterile iris]

https://youtu.be/-fC2oke5MFg?si=pIuyOzUC3NSPFpIZ

[dim cloak]

I'll use a Cardholder question. 32F - 3.8C = ?? Degrees F.

[sterile iris]

@past ingot

Bro we need you

[dim cloak]

yeah we need your insane logic

to convince cool chip

[toxic relic]

47.6666667 F

haha

[fathom igloo]

Oh no, not math chat

[dim cloak]

Please show your work

[toxic relic]

its cause in F its negative

32 - (-15.6666667)

i cant write it without it formatting

[sterile iris]

Dude I'm right there with you

[sterile iris]

Yeah I knew that

https://tenor.com/view/nod-kermit-nod-nodding-gif-24624072

[dim cloak]

I had to learn the difference between Alpha beta and gamma radiation in AP Chem without taking normal Chemistry. With no help from the teacher btw. I failed

The only class I've ever failed

[sterile iris]

I was in physics only because the girls were cute.

Little did I know calculus was involved

[toxic relic]

you want the answer in F i converted the C to F which is a repeating decimal so i rounded it then with the position of operations it turns into the sum of the two

so the answer is 46.66667 F

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/smart-raccoon-math-math-raccoon-gif-25584730

[dim cloak]

Not how Cardholder would do it btw

[toxic relic]

how would cardholder do it

[dim cloak]

He wouldn't convert.

[toxic relic]

wha

[dim cloak]

same.

[sterile iris]

He would type in the correct answer, edit it and the edit would say, "math ruined my life but made me a man"

[toxic relic]

math is my life for i am the math man

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-studying-finals-gif-5476939

Me

[dim cloak]

this

also this

[toxic relic]

odd

confused man

[dim cloak]

So close yet so far...

[cedar hornet]

peasant

[dim cloak]

ikr

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/papyrus-nuhuh-no-nah-nope-gif-4743407858546186995

[sterile iris]

https://youtu.be/KufJZh1KZTs?si=KaILPwrb6fubiTEG

[cedar hornet]

Is it bad that I tried to like beat him 5 times and lost all 5 times

[sterile iris]

GTA or Undertale?

[cedar hornet]

Udthrlae

[sterile iris]

On the genocide run I was on like my 90th time to try to beat Sans then gave up (I was drunk)

[quasi slate]

its impossible to lose to papyrus

[cedar hornet]

You get sent back

[quasi slate]

good game it was pretty easy

[cedar hornet]

Some guy told me that he'll actually just let you pass if you lose enough times but idk

[quasi slate]

1 blue bone

[sterile iris]

How many times it take you to beat Sans?

[quasi slate]

yes

[dim cloak]

You gonna play Deltarune next?

[quasi slate]

no

[dim cloak]

Also which route did you go for

[quasi slate]

went for pacifist first and once that was done with went genocide

[dim cloak]

fair

btw check out Outcore. it's a really really cool game

And it's free

[cedar hornet]

Imagine showing that to someone in 2017

[quasi slate]

Miyabi is so motivating

🍲

[cedar hornet]

mommy I mean mommy uh oh mommy sorry I meant mommy uh

[quasi slate]

[trail palm]

wtf

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-21852548

[ruby river]

hi chat

[frail shadow]

hello

just kidding

[trail palm]

me and you both buddy

[sterile iris]

played Ark for a few hours yesterday. i was having a blast lol

[past ingot]

Wait you agree with me that Celsius sucks

[narrow rune]

Hi card

[past ingot]

What's good

[narrow rune]

I made a cutting board

[past ingot]

Cool

Did you coatit with anything

[toxic relic]

moe is levelling up crafting skills

[past ingot]

Looks like carpentry level 2 to me

[narrow rune]

Cutting board oil

[past ingot]

Nice

[trail palm]

can u coat it in very slim plastic so i can eat microplastics with my lettuce and tomatoes

[narrow rune]

no you can eat the wood splinters

Beaver boy

[past ingot]

I'm sure the oil has microplastics in it

[toxic relic]

everything has microplastics

[trail palm]

thanks!

[toxic relic]

from the [known] deepest parts of the explored ocean to your body

[sterile iris]

doesn't the majority of the words population have teflon in their system?

thought i seen that in a movie once

is that the stuff that was coating pans but then found out it was causing cancer?

[trail palm]

AH WELL whatever

[past ingot]

That's impossible there is no way Teflon can stick in your system it's non-stick

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-true-kramer-seinfeld-gif-6564373007119861775

[past ingot]

But it would explain a few things about my girlfriend

[trail palm]

???

[toxic relic]

per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances yes

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/seat-sit-down-gif-3589139905796735194

[toxic relic]

https://scopeblog.stanford.edu/2024/07/25/pfas-forever-chemicals-health-risks-scientists/

[past ingot]

I might run out of gas....

[heavy ivy]

blep

[toxic relic]

https://earthjustice.org/feature/breaking-down-toxic-pfas

[toxic relic]

wssp izzy

[toxic hawk]

So real

[heavy ivy]

doin alright, on my new antidepressants and they helping out :3

[toxic relic]

sick

[heavy ivy]

also playing finland simulator (obenseuer) that just got updated which is dope

[toxic relic]

awesome, glad youre chillin

im still waiting for a game to release an update

[quasi slate]

negative aura sigma

[trail palm]

suomilainen mentallity

[toxic hawk]

didn't know uppy was chill like that

@quasi slate

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/yanagi-tsukishrio-yanagi-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-pose-gif-10175439037707448608

[loud pumice]

Moopy only likes cutting boards

[toxic hawk]

ZZZ is definetly a game

[loud pumice]

With big dumpies

[toxic hawk]

bro, moopy is the one that gave me that

[loud pumice]

The hell you say to me

[loud pumice]

Ayo!

[surreal mirage]

[loud pumice]

I remember school fights where a kid would randomly remove his shirt before the fight started as a fear tactic of sorts.

[sterile iris]

lol

did it help them?

[loud pumice]

No

[sterile iris]

i remember a fight between two gals. one had her shirt ripped open and revealed some rather large breats. the fight was stopped but you got a "OHHHHHH" and the vice principal yelling "EVERYONE BACK TO CLASS"

[toxic relic]

its the same vein as the ah ha ha guys

[loud pumice]

Nice

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-modern-warfare2-stare-meme-2022-gif-27104713

insane memory dude

[loud pumice]

We just had weaves flying across

[toxic relic]

thats not good

[surreal mirage]

waffler

[jovial latch]

my reaction

[toxic relic]

real

i dont have stories like that

all boys school

but we did fight a lot

[loud pumice]

I remember they used to walk into the cafeteria before they fought to make sure they had an audience

They would scream first so they could get everyones attention

[sterile iris]

dude i remember the most inane things

[loud pumice]

Then they all pull out their phones

The next day "Who won?" "Wow, cool" and we moved on.

[toxic relic]

i get that man, sometimes im making coffee and remember how i slipped in dog shit and fell on my nutsack when i was 16

random shit

[toxic relic]

did someone yell "worldstar"

[loud pumice]

Hard to forget you first tiddie

[toxic relic]

...

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/celine-dion-its-all-coming-back-to-me-now-gif-24006867

[toxic relic]

quick chat

whats a good subway sandwich

[trail palm]

idk

my subway is like 6 miles away from me

[loud pumice]

Pepperoni, meatball, marinara and mozzarella

[trail palm]

fuck this shrug emoji man

its not a shrug

its a ?

fuck youuuuu server emoji

[sterile iris]

One that randomly pops up from time to time was when I went flying off a 4 x 4 that my cousin was going through an orchard at breakneck speeds. I just remember flying in the air, being winded then being back home.

[toxic relic]

ahahah nice

that sounds sick dude

[toxic relic]

ive never been to one before but its closest

might as well

[karmic jetty]

[surreal mirage]

[shy silo]

is anyone available real quick to help me with stair railings? im trying to delete the railing but i cant access the very top of the rail so it is just floating. i can join a voice channel and stream so you can see