general_chat

[icy vigil]

Missplums doesnt know

[maiden nymph]

I know what baby oil is

[icy vigil]

Canola oil non-knower 🫵

[heady basin]

i don’t wanna talk to you shakboi

ur mean

[icy vigil]

[heady basin]

and a liar

[icy vigil]

Awaot

[naive flicker]

Kurt Cobain

[icy vigil]

WAIT

[onyx igloo]

did a particular rapper purchase bottles of this

[icy vigil]

No dont im a good guy

And an empath

[livid notch]

smash

[heady basin]

sus

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-cat-glorp-cat-glerp-alien-gif-1655357165594988381

[naive flicker]

Damn

[onyx igloo]

god being a teenager sucks

[livid notch]

agreed

[trail palm]

Respdct

[loud pumice]

[naive flicker]

In such a time? Yea

[icy vigil]

But youre 12

[trail palm]

Name 5 nirvana songs

[maiden nymph]

And now you gotta install gun seppuku

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-booty-shake-glorp-throwing-it-back-glorp-twerk-gif-15728514058189514652

[onyx igloo]

WHY AM I MOIST

[loud pumice]

Wtfok, roingus beef

[naive flicker]

Everlong 👽

[livid notch]

oh heavens

[trail palm]

Thats the one 🔥

[naive flicker]

[maiden nymph]

Man…

I’m tired boss

[trail palm]

He spilted his milks guys

Sadge

[icy vigil]

Tragic

[loud pumice]

Chat

Should we

[trail palm]

What

[loud pumice]

...

[trail palm]

No

[livid notch]

[surreal mirage]

Yes

[loud pumice]

Bring back dickbutt

[livid notch]

YES

[maiden nymph]

Holy shit are you Kashimo

[loud pumice]

WHAT

[heady basin]

im bored fuck it why not

[loud pumice]

She bored fuckin

[heady basin]

bored fuckin?

[loud pumice]

[heady basin]

what am i supposed to do with this information

[loud pumice]

Look

All I know

[stone nexus]

Bored fucking not good, 0/10

[loud pumice]

If you see this man

Call security immediately

[livid notch]

i will cuddle it

[heady basin]

okay great IM STILL BORED

[loud pumice]

[lyric galleon]

my first message was "how do i start out with farming?"

[naive flicker]

Don't you have school or work or smth

[heady basin]

nope

[naive flicker]

Bruh

[livid notch]

my first message in pz chat was "lumberjack rosewood"

[heady basin]

ik i have way too much time on my hands

[livid notch]

otherwise my first first message is sure

[surreal mirage]

Waffler

[onyx igloo]

MY CHEEK HAS A MOSQUITO BITE

AUGHHHH

[heady basin]

which one

[lyric galleon]

when i play b42, im gonna try and live a peaceful life in the woods

[onyx igloo]

The upper

[heady basin]

okay but which one

[lyric galleon]

farm and sit down, watch the sun rise

on a grateful universe

[onyx igloo]

My head is sideways the upper one

[heady basin]

IS IT UR LEFT OR RIGHT MFER

[loud pumice]

Who's this upper

[onyx igloo]

I forgot my lefts and rights

[livid notch]

missplums do you know what your first message is

[heady basin]

piss

[heady basin]

no, why, u gonna tell me it?

[onyx igloo]

PissPlums

[heady basin]

the joke has already been made

[onyx igloo]

No it's hasnt

[naive flicker]

My first message was something like "I don't know where to start talking tbh "

[loud pumice]

[livid notch]

correct

[heady basin]

guys i think light’s gonna publicly humiliate me

[naive flicker]

Hell yeah

[maiden nymph]

Oh wait your waffler

Not waffle

Then you’re sukuna

[karmic jetty]

waffler

[maiden nymph]

You turn people into waffles

[karmic jetty]

i hardly know er

[heady basin]

go back to life

[maiden nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-bwaaa-gif-981676040722666012

[surreal mirage]

When are we waffling on ourlast

[karmic jetty]

what colour do u like ur waffles

[surreal mirage]

Zeerol get outlast trials

[naive flicker]

I will exile y'all to the Sierra madre

[heady basin]

im still bored and dont lecture me about complaining i do what i want

[maiden nymph]

Golden brown

Actually maybe a bit browner than that

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/benny-fallout-fallout-new-vegas-what-in-the-goddamn-confusion-gif-24924085

[loud pumice]

🧇

[maiden nymph]

I like it crispy with some char

[karmic jetty]

bro grills his waffle

[maiden nymph]

Not char

But yk

Like almost about to burn but not quite

[trail palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992166725057523834/1268256802181611551/s9B5gx.gif

[maiden nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/good-triumphs-cat-mrow-meow-idk-gif-13691899891700108231

[loud pumice]

When

[half kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1329300117995520110/IMG_3255.png?ex=6789d6b5&is=67888535&hm=d878cb2d7f8f0ee1f2896ea0d1989d2db3e7ab6801bfd89baf407524e7ef161a&

[loud pumice]

Lock in chat

[karmic jetty]

stealin this

[heady basin]

oh my god i need a restraining order HELP

[half kettle]

Why?

[onyx igloo]

Why is my cat begging for Doritos

[karmic jetty]

hongery

[heady basin]

cant stop thinking about someone

it’s driving me nuts

[livid notch]

[loud pumice]

So you put a restraining order on them

[heady basin]

no, its for me

[trail palm]

The milk cat be like

[loud pumice]

Phantom!

[half kettle]

is that taeslyone's cat

[loud pumice]

Are you a tsundere

[onyx igloo]

I gave them a crumb

[trail palm]

Hi

[heady basin]

idk, why

[onyx igloo]

Ope the other cat stole it

[loud pumice]

I'm calling the cops

[livid notch]

you kinda are one

[onyx igloo]

They are both staring at me

[loud pumice]

Hello, 911 emergency

[heady basin]

bruh i am not

[trail palm]

Proof?

[karmic jetty]

wat am i readin

[loud pumice]

There's a handsome guy at my house

[trail palm]

Bro idk u tell me

[livid notch]

Tsundere (ツンデレ, pronounced [t͡sɯndeɾe]) is a Japanese term for a character development process that depicts a character with an initially harsh personality who gradually reveals a warmer, friendlier side over time. A typical example of a tsundere character.

[onyx igloo]

They are not blind

[livid notch]

its literally you

[heady basin]

that aint me

IT AINT ME

[trail palm]

Thats not proof lil brobro

[maiden nymph]

It’s my seasonal leg day

Once every 3 months

[loud pumice]

Gachiroll

[tall glen]

I aint pronouncing it like that

[onyx igloo]

They have eyes

[karmic jetty]

light the type of goober that would recommend an anime under a depression post

[livid notch]

i only watched 2 anime

guts and a random anime on tv i dont remember

[loud pumice]

Avatar

[livid notch]

bereserk*

never watched avatar

[loud pumice]

Berserk

[karmic jetty]

berk

[loud pumice]

Zeerol is Griffith

Thought you'd all know

[livid notch]

i thought griffith was a women

[loud pumice]

Traitor!

[trail palm]

Whats the issue with that

[karmic jetty]

mfw i watched avatar and theres blue aliens (it was james camerons)

[tall glen]

Griffith did nothing wrong! except having sex with a princess

[loud pumice]

He do be feminine

[trail palm]

??

[heady basin]

honestly i feel like im more like griffith than anyone else

[trail palm]

❌

[trail palm]

Surely bro surely....

[karmic jetty]

hang on lemme find the meme

[loud pumice]

He hate fricked her

[livid notch]

casca

[loud pumice]

Right after guts whooped his ass

[tall glen]

I mean, Griffith was made to be maimed and hideously scarred

[trail palm]

The eclipse ❤️

[tall glen]

so its a tough life

[loud pumice]

Weh

Does it bweh or does it bwaa

[karmic jetty]

guh couldnt find it

[loud pumice]

[trail palm]

Sends cats catvocate

[heady basin]

god im lonely i just realised

i complain a lot dont i

yeah i complain way too much

[trail palm]

Arent we all juys arent we all

[livid notch]

rant all you want here

[karmic jetty]

theres a time and place for everythin

[trail palm]

Wtfff

[karmic jetty]

else i would be another spammer plungie

[trail palm]

Dm me cats then please

[karmic jetty]

is that shrimple

[trail palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992166725057523834/1268256802181611551/s9B5gx.gif

[onyx igloo]

Why my calico look so sinister

[trail palm]

Fucked up lookin dog

[onyx igloo]

OH GOD THEYVE GONE TO WAR

[trail palm]

Silly cAt

Virus

[heady basin]

i think i need to go outside im feeling deeeepressed

[trail palm]

Go do that

[livid notch]

do it

[heady basin]

it’s 8 pm

no

[livid notch]

game then

or eep

[onyx igloo]

One of them made a war cry
Sounded like "MAAAAAEEEE-OW!"

[trail palm]

I need to go outside doesnt go outside

Ok

Sure

[heady basin]

its 8 pm fuck am i gonna do, get hit by a car?

[onyx igloo]

Yes

[heady basin]

i cant drive

[karmic jetty]

go play or watch sumthin

[toxic hawk]

wow, really ?

[trail palm]

Do people drive on sidewalks or smt or what

[heady basin]

yeah no i cant drive

[livid notch]

fix her jaime

[half kettle]

in my country they do

[toxic hawk]

oh... i see, i did not know that

[trail palm]

Blud lives in antarctica

[heady basin]

why, is that a bad thing or

[onyx igloo]

I can drive😎

I just don't know where

[half kettle]

i can fuck around in a car to find out.

[tall glen]

Heres a cool necklace

[toxic hawk]

nah nha its cool
not being able to drive is uh...
yeah nah you good, cool cool

[toxic hawk]

i am going to kill you

[half kettle]

apple.

[tall glen]

why?

[heady basin]

looks like a human heart
ill buy it

[trail palm]

That is the worst cropped image ever

[livid notch]

[karmic jetty]

weird lookin behelit

[trail palm]

Griffith seems like a nice leader guys!!

[livid notch]

imma vanish

[trail palm]

Ok bye bro

[heady basin]

do u want me to get a driver;s license or something

[karmic jetty]

he is though

[toxic hawk]

nah nah, you're good as you are, don't oversell

[trail palm]

Pre ecilipse griffith ❤️

[karmic jetty]

nah post also

[heady basin]

look bruh i haven’t been treated with this much affection from a mentally stable outsider before overselling is inevitable

[toxic hawk]

what an actual dork you are
keep becoming more and more awesome

[void narwhal]

How come Plums is here every time I glance at the chat, no matter the hour.

[onyx igloo]

I mean I'm here at my 4 am

[naive flicker]

Touch grass 😭

[half kettle]

maybe she's a vampire.

[heady basin]

you’ll want a restraining order soon

[karmic jetty]

[toxic hawk]

you underestimate my tolerance

[trail palm]

❌

[karmic jetty]

this a bit sad innit

[surreal mirage]

Zeerol still needs to get that friends vs friends game

[karmic jetty]

plums join us with games

[trail palm]

Thats what im saying

[heady basin]

r-really?
no joke, i’ve been waiting for an invitation to y’alls chaos for months
this is like
wow
omg ok

[toxic hawk]

currently 4 degrees out, i hate the cold

[karmic jetty]

?

[surreal mirage]

Join lethal company

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/sunakook-cat-crying-gif-26522025

[heady basin]

zeerol, i wasnt joking when i said i lack friends

i kind of am a bubble boy in that sense

[toxic hawk]

oh yeah artisan left the server

[surreal mirage]

Do you have lethal missplums

[heady basin]

they did? why?

[karmic jetty]

ive lost frens but whats wrong with makin new ones!!!!

[toxic hawk]

echo whats your favorite game

[toxic hawk]

dunno$

[livid notch]

[heady basin]

yessir

[surreal mirage]

Probably still Minecraft

[void narwhal]

People who leave very often come back.

[toxic hawk]

my friends and i never leave each other, we always hit it off again during the holidays

[karmic jetty]

source?

[toxic hawk]

just busy

[void narwhal]

I have an uncanny memory for names/faces, borderline infallible.

[toxic hawk]

thats you

[karmic jetty]

mine is gud until names and pfp change

[trail palm]

Source?

[tall glen]

that was me eating 8 shrimp tempuras earlier

[toxic hawk]

tempura

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-senator-armstrong-revengeance-i-made-it-the-fuck-up-gif-25029602

[surreal mirage]

I'll @ you next time we play

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/327th-inosuke-327th-gif-10256005639072782598

[void narwhal]

I'm waiting for my bento box as we speak.

[karmic jetty]

bento box wa doko

[livid notch]

W echo and zee

[heady basin]

ty

[toxic hawk]

okane ga doko

[surreal mirage]

Doko means where

[heady basin]

does jaime play with yall too

just wondering

[toxic hawk]

they never invite me

[maiden nymph]

Play what

[void narwhal]

Dargon is too busy playing ER.

[surreal mirage]

Bento box wa doko desu ka

[maiden nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squidward-hczne-gif-20831523

[trail palm]

Noob

Invited to what

[heady basin]

of course, why did i not think about this

[surreal mirage]

Do you even have lethal jaime

[toxic hawk]

you guys seem to think i play games everyday for 10 hours or so

[void narwhal]

He's not even a perfume bottle main.

[trail palm]

Probably

[livid notch]

i wish i had lethal

[toxic hawk]

not really

[heady basin]

no no ik u gotta study n shit

[karmic jetty]

u post elden ring every dozen message

[toxic hawk]

i do it in the hope new people who like the game are interested enough to engage me in discussions about it

[toxic hawk]

no, i don't

[karmic jetty]

make a thread instead

shrimple

[surreal mirage]

[toxic hawk]

nah

[toxic hawk]

indeed indeed

also ngl i don't like playing with people a lot
too much commitment

[heady basin]

what if it was me

god i sound oathetic

[toxic hawk]

@livid notch and i sometimes play no more room

[heady basin]

pathetic

raaas

raaaa

[surreal mirage]

Tbf with lethal a lot of people just hop in and out when they're available

[toxic hawk]

but we get destroyed and leave

[trail palm]

Playinf tarkov terraria dying light with bros ❤️

[toxic hawk]

i am itching to redownload dying light

[void narwhal]

You have to be fluent in French to communicate with him.

[toxic hawk]

but i don't have too much freetime

[livid notch]

anexity moment

[heady basin]

im redownloading duolingo rn

[toxic hawk]

so i just play the same games i like

[toxic hawk]

fuck those kids after the gunstore

[heady basin]

i can multilingual fuck it
english, japanese and french

plus my sister can speak some good french

[maiden nymph]

Hon hon hon baguette croissant

[heady basin]

yeah we’re going there boi

[void narwhal]

Why sushinese tho.

[livid notch]

fuck em indeed

[heady basin]

first of all, slightly racist?

second of all, i love japanese culture

[void narwhal]

I've nothing against the Japanese.

[toxic hawk]

like brooooo how the hell are you supposed to get past all the runnersss toooooo

[maiden nymph]

Crazy

[void narwhal]

They're one of the few nations where video game development standards still exist.

[toxic hawk]

😮‍💨

[heady basin]

i think u cropped it wrong mate

[maiden nymph]

Nuh uh

[trail palm]

Thats so craxy wtf

[half kettle]

HOW COULD YOU SAY THIS...

[heady basin]

i need to get back on my japanese lessons man i keep saying this and then not doing it

also french
maybe

[void narwhal]

I kinda wanna learn French.

[maiden nymph]

Anyways I’ve kind of wanted to play on MP for pz but all the servers just ain’t it

[toxic hawk]

anyways a pregnant woman can have slightly lower blood platelets, hemoglobine and slightly higher leucocytes

[minor urchin]

And you never will

[maiden nymph]

Not to mention I’d rather start with friends

[karmic jetty]

i tried learnin french once

[maiden nymph]

But NONE OF MY FRIENDS PLAY PZ

[void narwhal]

It's not too hard of a language minus the fact that every item in the universe has a randomly assigned gender.

[maiden nymph]

I’m going to gun seppuku mod myself

[toxic hawk]

people who summon me in elden ring keep dying before i can do anything

[heady basin]

thanks a lot, usurper of the one who waits

[maiden nymph]

Personally I like drip check invaders

[karmic jetty]

hate when a language does that

like bruh

[trail palm]

Failed the fuck out of that class

[toxic hawk]

i love those people too lol

[karmic jetty]

hmm yes chair (male)

[maiden nymph]

They inspect your clothes and if it’s good, they let you go

[trail palm]

Je Deteste francais classe

[void narwhal]

What RL do you stop at, Dr?

[maiden nymph]

And if it’s not, they’re somehow always extremely cracked at pvp

[toxic hawk]

i don't really care, i just kill the boss put down my sign and go mess around in the area for a bit
i had a guy die right when i killed godrick for him lmao

[maiden nymph]

The inspector training course conditions them I guess

[heady basin]

misread bit as bite

[toxic hawk]

i haven't been invaded yet either

[void narwhal]

I get invaded ALL the time.

[toxic hawk]

i'm still in stormveil

[void narwhal]

Oh, okay.

[maiden nymph]

Funniest invasion I’ve seen was “vigor check”
And it wasn’t actually a vigor check

It was a fucking execution

[void narwhal]

It's a classic, getting invaded by VIGOR CHECK!

[maiden nymph]

He had a giant hammer and basically set up a boss 1shot build to “vigor check” this poor guy

It’s not actually a check, it’s an execution

[toxic hawk]

the messages are so funny lol
i found a message at margit's saying "sucess, therefore praise !!!!"

[toxic hawk]

right before radhan

[heady basin]

my motto

[toxic hawk]

sure i'll praise when you succeed

[void narwhal]

The one boss I actually despised the most was Radahn. I got invaded by a guy called CPU right before it, at the beach.

I pointed at the stream, he jumped in.

[toxic hawk]

oh i meant consort radhan

[maiden nymph]

Honestly elden ring is either insanely toxic or hilariously wholesome

[void narwhal]

No idea what you're on about, but I'm assuming that's later in the game or DLC related, in which case you've just griefed me.

[heady basin]

im just gonna
stop talking to you specifically
im creepy

[toxic hawk]

hard agree

[toxic hawk]

have you not played the dlc yet ???

[void narwhal]

Nope, I'm at Mountaintops of Giants.

[maiden nymph]

Either there’s clowns immediately spamming point down the second they invade you or funny meme characters

[toxic hawk]

i thought you were a veteran woops
apologies gang

[void narwhal]

I did briefly visit the first DLC area and grabbed myself two perfume bottles.

[toxic hawk]

i love your creepy

[void narwhal]

It's okay.

[toxic hawk]

don't forget to collect the skibidi fragments

[void narwhal]

The whatevertheyrecalled Scadutree or whatever rite.

[toxic hawk]

yes

[heady basin]

i have a problem where i latch onto people
i can be very clingy
my autistic ass just loves attention

[toxic hawk]

i love giving people attention, very compatible

[void narwhal]

I'm a Souls-game veteran but I never finished ER, only recently started playing it "seriously" again.

[surreal mirage]

Der Stuhl

[maiden nymph]

I should make a character called like, “INTEL CHECK” and then just have it wear the most intel resistant armor possible with insane intelligence resistance and regular resistance buffs

[toxic hawk]

ah i see
when i picked up ER i didn't look back since
only replayed ds3 recently

[maiden nymph]

And basically I just let people maul me until their mana bar runs out

[half kettle]

ich liebe der stuhl 👍

[maiden nymph]

And if they get me, they get me (check passed)

[toxic hawk]

ich liebe dich mein freunde

[void narwhal]

I love DS2 minus Soul Memory shenanigans. 3 was fun, the only game I played as a mage in.

[maiden nymph]

If I’m alive by the end of it, they fail the intel check and I execute them

[heady basin]

okay is there anyone who wants to discuss something that isnt elden ring cuz i have no fuckin clue about anything in that game

[toxic hawk]

they made magic so busted in ER lmao
what build you running ?

[surreal mirage]

No e if its singular

[maiden nymph]

I hate souls elitist mentality though

[toxic hawk]

yeah bro fr, its a fucking video game come on lol

[maiden nymph]

“Beat it without summons!!!!” They’re part of the game for a reason dipshit

[toxic hawk]

sorry

[maiden nymph]

It’s literally a single player game if you’re talking about summoning against bosses

[void narwhal]

Right now? I was a high STR/VIG/END build with kung fu in right hand and a fingerprint shield in my left.

But I respecced into a wannabe-perfumer.

[toxic hawk]

im running strength faith, a support build with heals and golden vow for people who summon me

[heady basin]

i am so lost rn

[surreal mirage]

Use a map

[void narwhal]

Right now I have 60 VGR/40 DEX and I use keen kung fu and perfume bottles.

[toxic hawk]

okay so basically there is this guy called varreh

[heady basin]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-toy-story-sarcastic-laugh-gif-12237751

[void narwhal]

I'm like RL 115.

[toxic hawk]

60 already in moutaintops ?you must have explored a lot

i still have some items to pick up ffs

[void narwhal]

Yes, I have. I like being thorough.

[toxic hawk]

30 playthroughs in and i still get lost sometimes lmao

[void narwhal]

But it's the constant in all Souls games, vigor is king.

[maiden nymph]

I ran mountaintop with like 25 vig 💀

I got used to getting 1tapped

[toxic hawk]

same then, i respecced at malenia into 50 vigor lmao

[karmic jetty]

uhh i max str (ive never played fromsoft games)

[toxic hawk]

i like having 40 end game

[restive pollen]

Athens kitty

[maiden nymph]

If I’d leveled vig like 5 more times I’d have stopped myself from getting 1tapped

[toxic hawk]

i jsut realized we don't have any cats in er

[maiden nymph]

Vig scaling goes crazy between 25 and 40

[tall glen]

I played Kings Field before you were all born, I think I have more Souls cred

[void narwhal]

I stopped at 40 before I respecced. 1900 sure feels nicer than 1450 though, especially with health talismans and % based heals.

[toxic hawk]

shut the hell up

[maiden nymph]

When

[toxic hawk]

i like to go full dps
im into the "dodge everything" playstyle

and god i love parrying

[tall glen]

1994

[void narwhal]

I have a curved sword with parry on it and I sux at curved sword parries.

[toxic hawk]

basically the timing is like sekiro "right before the hit landz"

[void narwhal]

Since the parry frames are right at the beginning. It should be easier but my brain just can't handle it.

[toxic hawk]

nooooo the y changed it

[void narwhal]

Too used to dagger and shield parries.

[toxic hawk]

lol they changed it

[maiden nymph]

When did I ask

Lol

[toxic hawk]

the parry frames now are at teh END

on the curved swords and rapiers

[maiden nymph]

“I played earlier than you so I’m correct and you’re wrong” is some loser mentality

[heady basin]

i like listening to people ramble about shit i dont understand!

[void narwhal]

Wat, at the end of curved sword parries? No wonder I kept botching them.

[restive pollen]

Baby public toilet kitty

THERES SO MANY KITTIES IN ATHENS

[toxic hawk]

youy had the old timing down, like in ds3, in er when the dlc released they changed parrying

the only difference now is at the parry window

and the amount of parry frames

the rest is the same

[void narwhal]

I need to do more research into this.

[maiden nymph]

I would bet money I was better than a good 80% of CS vets from 2000 when I did play

[void narwhal]

Though I've not struggled with invasions yet, they never expect the perfumes.

[maiden nymph]

And I’d bet there are many people who started later than I did who have better skills and knowledge

[karmic jetty]

bub is goin around the worl in 80 days

[toxic hawk]

basically same startup and recovery for all
then you have
2 frames for the curved
4 for the small shields

[void narwhal]

I think I'll put the curved sword away and try having a dagger as my second weapons.

[toxic hawk]

nah keep trying with curved swords, just delay the parry

the swag is unmatched

[void narwhal]

Default one has S scaling even if the moveset is iffier than with Misericorde.

[toxic hawk]

reference for curved sword timing

[toxic hawk]

S scaling in swag

[void narwhal]

I do really like the way scavenger curved sword looks.

(Bento box arrived mid-sentence.)

[heady basin]

swag

[toxic hawk]

me too but isnt a dropped weapon lol

[void narwhal]

What do you mean?

[toxic hawk]

you gotta farm it from enemies

[arctic totem]

Hello everypony

[void narwhal]

Do you? I coulda sworn I found mine on a body in Mt. Gelmir.

[toxic hawk]

i like twilight

[arctic totem]

My favorite is derpy doo aka muffins

[heady basin]

its comments like these that make me wonder why i have any romantic interest in you in the first place

oh wait

you meant the pony?

oops

[toxic hawk]

yes

[arctic totem]

I think they did

[karmic jetty]

havent heard that in centuries

[heady basin]

i thought you meant the movie series

[arctic totem]

Oh you’re thinking of the movies

[toxic hawk]

haven't seen it

[heady basin]

good

neither have i

[arctic totem]

I like to say it unironically

[heady basin]

okay ur still socially acceptable in my books

[arctic totem]

Hehe

[karmic jetty]

where did all the bronies go

did they went extinct

[heady basin]

“did they went extinct”

zeerol, cmon.

[karmic jetty]

have they converted to weebdom

[arctic totem]

I’m right here (not one of those degenerates)

[restive pollen]

OMG YOU GUYS THAT WAS THE MOST FRIENDLY STRAY CAT EVER

[karmic jetty]

the latter then

[restive pollen]

HOPPED IN MY LAP AND GRABBED MY FINGERS OMG

[heady basin]

jaime

[arctic totem]

My cat finally let me hold her

[toxic hawk]

yes ?

[heady basin]

hi

[toxic hawk]

hello

[heady basin]

wyd

[onyx igloo]

Car go wunanana
Then it make tingtingting
Then engine go kaput no more drive

[arctic totem]

me when I drive

[toxic hawk]

i finished my reviewing so i'm playing limbus for a bit

[heady basin]

thats good

[toxic hawk]

why did you restart the conversation lol

[heady basin]

because i have problems

[toxic hawk]

what kind of problems

[heady basin]

uhhh
a lot

you’re one of them

um

[karmic jetty]

[toxic hawk]

hi zeerol

[toxic hawk]

apologies for being a problem

[heady basin]

….okay someone shoot me i’m making this too awkward help

my god i need to socialise more

[karmic jetty]

socialize better

[unreal bane]

Outside.

[onyx igloo]

How much would somehow have to pay you to jump through a closed window

[heady basin]

i wish i could man

[karmic jetty]

why not pick a topic to yap about

[toxic hawk]

i can read between the lines, but other people may not
more experience in socializing is needed, and can be acquired by participating in activities

[karmic jetty]

sumthin u read maybe

[heady basin]

it’s like having a golden retriever in ur brain going “ooh person! i like person! give attention give attention give attention”

[heady basin]

thanks doc

[heady basin]

ummm hmmm

[toxic hawk]

attention is a finite resource, needs recharging

[mystic wigeon]

hi again

[toxic hawk]

greetings

[heady basin]

ik that, i have limited charge myself

[karmic jetty]

chat what do u think about the tiktok ban thing

[onyx igloo]

I don't really care

[heady basin]

honestly? i don’t really care

[toxic hawk]

don't care about it, don't affect me

[heady basin]

oh damn

[onyx igloo]

Major agreement

[mystic wigeon]

i dont use tiktok so im just eh

[karmic jetty]

i think its funni how some are moving to a chinese alternative

[toxic hawk]

🐀

[onyx igloo]

Anybody else rather stare at the floor than learn from a teacher for mathematics

[karmic jetty]

ehh why

maths is pretty fun

[onyx igloo]

Liar

I suffered in trigonometry

[mystic wigeon]

maths immediately fry my brain and i stop functioning

[heady basin]

you can learn a lot about an area by staring at the floor

[karmic jetty]

trigo is the least of ur worries

[mystic wigeon]

but floor allows me to be deep in thought and thunk about my life

[onyx igloo]

I also stare at the walls

[surreal mirage]

its gonna have a ripple effect coz a lot of content you see on other sites are just ripped from tiktok

[karmic jetty]

real

like it or hate it

[onyx igloo]

More original content then

[surreal mirage]

Either way i don't use tiktok so idc

[trail palm]

America fake ass country anyways so all good

[heady basin]

i have so much pent up energy for no reason oh my god

[mystic wigeon]

yt short brainrot

[karmic jetty]

skibidi edge rizz

whats the reasoning behind the ban anyway

was it still the same points

[onyx igloo]

I'm tired but have pent up energy at the same time

[mystic wigeon]

i keep getting rezero spoiling youtube shorts and i hate it

[heady basin]

i am VIBRATING chat

[surreal mirage]

Huh

[mystic wigeon]

huh

[surreal mirage]

Do boxing or something

[karmic jetty]

y u gotta announce that

[onyx igloo]

I walk around my house if I have too much energy

[karmic jetty]

what if i said im bricked up

[heady basin]

idk it keeps my hands happy

hands happy?

fuck am i on about

[mystic wigeon]

ohh

exercise idk

[onyx igloo]

The keyboard distracts you for a bit

[surreal mirage]

Go for a run

[heady basin]

it’s actually a touch screen

[onyx igloo]

Helps with pent up wnergy

[trail palm]

????

[mystic wigeon]

miscommunication

[karmic jetty]

hypothetical

[trail palm]

Whaaaatm???

[mystic wigeon]

cant download stickers

[trail palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992166725057523834/1268256802181611551/s9B5gx.gif

[heady basin]

i have an idea, ill listen to music and stim like crazy whilst imagining possible art to draw and stories to write

[karmic jetty]

just make them

[trail palm]

Just make tgem

[karmic jetty]

phantom i think im gonna turn that into a sticker

too much effort to find gif

[surreal mirage]

Lock in on lethal

[mystic wigeon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992166725057523834/1268256802181611551/s9B5gx.gif

[karmic jetty]

lethal tonite???

[surreal mirage]

Yus

[heady basin]

ITS WORKING GUYS ITS WORKING

[karmic jetty]

poggiesss

[onyx igloo]

Squidward

[karmic jetty]

always when my throat is sore

cant tell if its the cold or me singing for hours

[surreal mirage]

Sore means that

[dawn spade]

Air guitar and head banging

[heady basin]

i wish i could sing out loud
i’d just get bullied by my choir attendee sister

[trail palm]

Lock in

https://tenor.com/view/mei-mei-meimei-cat-hiss-lock-in-gif-17688478194235498727

[onyx igloo]

I usually play a difficult game and if I win the level I flail my arms around like an idiot

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-silly-cat-cat-locked-in-lock-tf-in-gif-12487162223602060140

[mystic wigeon]

air guitar isnt as good since there's no weight, get a broom

[heady basin]

or an actual guitar

[mystic wigeon]

money

[heady basin]

true

[dawn spade]

If your doing air guitar properly using a physical object causes property damage

[heady basin]

fuck yeah we love property damage

there’s a hole in my wall man i can make more

[mystic wigeon]

get someone else's broomstick

[onyx igloo]

Hey teacher leave them kids alone

[dawn spade]

But the walls

[heady basin]

fuck em walls

[heady basin]

demolition day

[restive pollen]

Sleepy kitty

[dawn spade]

Thats why we add the holes

[heady basin]

he looks high af

[mystic wigeon]

your wall does have a hole

[heady basin]

yea- wait

no hold on

gross

and impossible since i dont have the body parts

[mystic wigeon]

just grow them smh

[dawn spade]

We adapt

[heady basin]

if i could i would

it’d be hella fun to confuse people

no? ok

[mystic wigeon]

if you were from thailand it wouldnt

[karmic jetty]

who are u confusing

[heady basin]

i hate the fact that ik what ur talking about

[heady basin]

people

[karmic jetty]

why u showing that around

[heady basin]

bruh i wouldnt be—

oh god

no wait

wait

no

fuck

i’ve done made this worse

[karmic jetty]

this is discordia

[restive pollen]

I’ve become a semi-cat person

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/solunary-discord-discordian-discordia-neveah-gif-27558501

[restive pollen]

Converted, dogs are still better but cats are way cuter

When I leave home I might get a dog and a cat at the same time

[karmic jetty]

how easy u change sides

[toxic hawk]

@neon bramble hindley's VA going insane right now
wow i kinda feel sad for him

[livid notch]

J'aime did you send me smth yesterday

[restive pollen]

I’ve always been a dog fan

I just like cats more than I used to now

[livid notch]

I was half sleep and reacted to something on discord

[restive pollen]

Haven’t changed sides, not fully at least

[heady basin]

who tf is hindley

[trail palm]

Cats r better

[restive pollen]

I still like dogs that was worded weirdly

[hardy mural]

You are rank #3,842 at level 5 with 1,141 experience. (209 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■ ] 53%

[heady basin]

yknow what i think we all a lil tired

[torn condor]

this is gonna take a while

[restive pollen]

Lmao going back to console wars but with animals

[trail palm]

Whos we?

[karmic jetty]

doges are cool but cats are shrimply superior

[restive pollen]

In terms of pure usefulness and being beneficial dogs win all day but why are we judging animals like this

[heady basin]

us

[mystic wigeon]

me too

[karmic jetty]

we eat chimken

[restive pollen]

I think cats are a lot cuter but I like dogs a heaping whole bunch

https://tenor.com/view/puppies-cute-puppy-lots-puppu-pet-gif-16333420

[heady basin]

im a bird person tbh

[trail palm]

True

[mystic wigeon]

i love the creature called cat

[heady basin]

i like dogs and cats but birds are my favourite

[void narwhal]

I'm a dog & bird person. Plus rodents and lagomorphs.

[mystic wigeon]

i love birds too, kfc is the best

[void narwhal]

Kentucky Fried Cat?

[ocean breach]

saying bunnies is also a option :(

[void narwhal]

Psh, everyone knows basic taxonomy on random Discord servers.

[ocean breach]

lagomorph sounds like its a shapeshifter in a alien movie

[quasi slate]

@karmic jetty

[restive pollen]

Birds are very cute but for me they are the main problem with cats amplified, much much much to fragile

[karmic jetty]

squid gang

[restive pollen]

At least you can throw themaround

[void narwhal]

Birds like being tossed up in the air.

[heady basin]

oh god guys im getting those boner pill ads on youtube

[karmic jetty]

maybe i should make one of these

[mystic wigeon]

ah, a classic

[quasi slate]

yes

include Echo in it

[karmic jetty]

nani

[mystic wigeon]

terar

[quasi slate]

when we fought the cultist it was just bro complaining that the boss is too hard

every single wrong copy was hit so he was on steroids

[surreal mirage]

Squid game echo

[quasi slate]

before & after

[half kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189254364670472255/1329407955921141850/image.png?ex=678a3b23&is=6788e9a3&hm=2a7a095bc7c35a7282edc5ead9bde262c0a311be266a76dd0084e9fba18ce950&

[surreal mirage]

[quasi slate]

put the knife down bruv

exotic butters

🧈 🧈 🧈

[restive pollen]

Bunnies are also too fragile

But you can’t even throw them

[ocean breach]

ok

[quasi slate]

i had my bunny jump off my shoulder while i was standing on hard tiles hes fine

[surreal mirage]

Moopy when will your bunny join us for fortnite trios

[young kelp]

darkwood update
I forgot what day it is now, I have died twice in silent forest base cause I am stupid and accidentally barricaded myself in a tiny area which prevented me from easily dealing with 2 savages with a stick

[ocean breach]

we had to get rid of my bunny because he ate the inside of our couch until it collapsed

[young kelp]

lean meat

[quasi slate]

hes too busy doing stocks right now

[surreal mirage]

Ah based bunny

[quasi slate]

mmm couch

[karmic jetty]

for 20 grand it could be urs

[surreal mirage]

[quasi slate]

@mystic wigeon cultist on steroids

[mystic wigeon]

what mode is this

[quasi slate]

mastermode

[restive pollen]

I mean as in my dog is a small dog only somewhat bigger than a normal cat. But I can lay my head down on it , lie down on her, and she’s fine

[ocean breach]

why are you telling me this

😭

[restive pollen]

With a cat I feel like if I layed down on one or was too rough it’d get hurt

Insanely so for a rabbit

Mfer would explode if I squeezed it too hard

[ocean breach]

i have zero involvement in this conversation

smh

[quasi slate]

cats can fit through 1 inch gaps you can sit on them bro

[restive pollen]

They feel way too fragile for that bro

[mystic wigeon]

i love all the sounds being shoved into my ears

[ocean breach]

no no you cant

[quasi slate]

well

cats fall from 4 stories and dont break a single bone

let that sink in

[karmic jetty]

bruh let that cat in

[void narwhal]

No cats allowed.

[restive pollen]

That doesn’t mean they could survive a hard squeeze

[ocean breach]

ok but what do you think happens when a cat has 100+ pounds put on them

[void narwhal]

Why do you insist on squeezing a companion animal hard, anyway? They're not toys.

[restive pollen]

A squirrel can literally fall from a skyscraper and be fine

[quasi slate]

amongus

[karmic jetty]

krill u how about that

[ocean breach]

its so joever

[restive pollen]

But it’d die if you squeezed to hard

[karmic jetty]

to bar

[mystic wigeon]

bro you have to be GRIPPING that squirrel

[karmic jetty]

why is chat squeezing animals

[mystic wigeon]

that's on purpose

[karmic jetty]

im callin animal protection

[ocean breach]

yeah why are we talking about how hard we have to squeeze animals for them to die 😭

mods, unleash the gooblus

[karmic jetty]

not the gooblus

[ocean breach]

youre all going into the gooblus pit smh

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-hanami-gojo-satoru-gif-3911297648246488255

[karmic jetty]

gooblus situation is crazy

[restive pollen]

How long something can fall isn’t a good indicator of its toughness

[quasi slate]

okay lets increase the speed of the fall to like um

5000 mph

[ocean breach]

one billion speed

[restive pollen]

I’ve literally dropped feet first onto my dog and she was fine

I’m too clumsy for a cat

It’d die within a week

[heady basin]

why tf are we talking about animals falling from lethal heights

[quasi slate]

if a cat fell on earth at 1 light speed our planet would become a glowing ball

[ocean breach]

why are you talking about this

[karmic jetty]

startin to think bub shouldnt have pets

[restive pollen]

We’re having a conversation, that you seem to be unsure of whether or not you want to engage in

[ocean breach]

might just be me but i dont wanna see the statistics on how hard i need to fall on animals for them to die painfully 😭

[ocean breach]

true

[restive pollen]

Cars are cuter

But dogs are the gloob

[mystic wigeon]

how hard does a cat need fo fall on me to crush me

[restive pollen]

No that word doesn’t mean anything

I made it up

[ocean breach]

You stole it from ME.

Your crimes will not be forgotten.

[karmic jetty]

more liek how big

[ocean breach]

mods throw him into the greebius pit

the worst punishment of all

[karmic jetty]

hmmm

that makes me wonder

can lions survive a fall from a cliff

like straight down

[ocean breach]

im not a make meth petition but i think more weight = worse fall

[karmic jetty]

how did mufasa die again

[restive pollen]

No

The bigger and heavier something is the harder it’ll explode

[karmic jetty]

source

[quasi slate]

i disagree

[karmic jetty]

im still eatin chimken

[restive pollen]

Squirrels and animals smaller can be dropped from orbit and probably walk it off

[quasi slate]

if a lion fell on top of u it wouldnt explode because all of that force would be transferred into u instead

[ocean breach]

this is just outright wrong

[restive pollen]

Elephants literally explode into heaps of gore if you drop them from the top of a house

[ocean breach]

if they dont get incinerated while falling from the atmosphere they hit the ground at a few hundred mph

[restive pollen]

Bro has never heard of exaggeration, but squirrels do have the ability to survive terminal velocity

[karmic jetty]

elephants have way more mass tho

also harder legs means less absorbtion

unlike padded paws

[restive pollen]

Exactly, smaller animals survive higher drops

[ocean breach]

exaggeration doesnt exist. i eatededed it all :(

[restive pollen]

Until a certain point when they can survive terminal velocity

[mystic wigeon]

trampled by a stampede 👍

[toxic hawk]

GET
THE HECK
OUT

[restive pollen]

Videos have been made on YouTube of people taking squirrels and throwing them off skyscrapers with a guy at the bottom

[ocean breach]

THE FRENZIED FLAME IS ETERNAL

YOU CANT STOP ME

[restive pollen]

And the squirrel lands and is mildly annoyed

[toxic hawk]

the piss colored flame is not eternal

[ocean breach]

i literally am

youve banished me like thirty times atp

smh

[quasi slate]

Omg Albino

[karmic jetty]

wat

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-arlecchino-genshin-impact-shh-quiet-gif-4011377780004934249

[livid notch]

[graceful dust]

my cat is too clumsy for me

almost got herself killed the other day walking in front of me while i was carrying laundry... she was asleep in another room before i did that i did not prepare for her to be there

[karmic jetty]

why is nikke showing me ads

ive neve shown interest

[quasi slate]

Yoo

[karmic jetty]

is google stoopid

[young kelp]

when has it ever been smart

[karmic jetty]

and the ad is just goonbait

not worst than shopping ads tho

[quasi slate]

gooning to a character you like and understanding the complex writing

[karmic jetty]

do nikke players play with one hand

[quasi slate]

idk never played nikke

wont touch it until they do djmax collab

[karmic jetty]

[surreal mirage]

What

What are you lot chatting about

[karmic jetty]

just sharing my predicament

[quasi slate]

third person shooter nikke

[young kelp]

playing with 1 hand

[surreal mirage]

[heady basin]

i am no longer feeling manic so im back

sorry if i weirded everyone out earlier

[livid notch]

Hellooooo

[dim cloak]

Mornin everyone

[young kelp]

iirc there was a stupid terraria challenge where you beat it using only your mouse

[livid notch]

Why did they go so ballistic on a support class ost bruh

[quasi slate]

good morning bruv

[young kelp]

with default control key settings

[heady basin]

sometimes i get too excited over something and then i lose it

[surreal mirage]

Read a book called surveillance capitalism. Big corpo know anyways

[heady basin]

but hey, hi gday im back

[karmic jetty]

what huh where

[heady basin]

so good

[karmic jetty]

guh reading

[surreal mirage]

Good book

[livid notch]

Me too

[karmic jetty]

i only read book physically

which is why i never read anymore

[surreal mirage]

Yuh i got the physical version

[dawn spade]

Table tennis?

[surreal mirage]

Paperback

[karmic jetty]

bro got the collectors edition

oh paperback

smh my bead

[heady basin]

glad im not the only person like that lol

[surreal mirage]

Bead

[karmic jetty]

waow bead

[dawn spade]

I read the first 5 skulduggery pleasant books in 4 days over christmas

[surreal mirage]

You're a beaf

Omg

[karmic jetty]

im still not used to typing in this new ohone

[heady basin]

wow typos galore

[surreal mirage]

I typod a typo

[livid notch]

Just have pretty weird adrenaline spike or smth

[heady basin]

we go a lil cray cray sometimes

[livid notch]

[heady basin]

honestly this isnt too far off from how it goes for me lmao

hm

quiet

what happened here

[karmic jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/540708927046811650/1259634126399471758/ktymtoh.gif

[livid notch]

Ermmmm

[dawn spade]

https://tenor.com/view/catjam-cat-disco-catjamming-gif-16989864924126703156

[heady basin]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-dancing-hoola-hope-ring-gif-11441688056594333622

[dawn spade]

Lmfao

[latent ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1299513993525854211/1322373938302685184/caption.gif

[dawn spade]

Okay u can delete it now

[livid notch]

.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1299513993525854211/1322373938302685184/caption.gif?ex=6789b0b3&is=67885f33&hm=3178d00860a95fa605ac83594c5d5b3354a861d023d7f35de6496d86aebf1d51&

[dawn spade]

Its stopped being funny, the more i watch it the more it makes me grossly uncomfortable

Its a little too uncanny

[heady basin]

wait you mean mine?

[dawn spade]

Ye

[heady basin]

oh

okay

https://tenor.com/view/friend-bird-bird-friend-just-like-us-us-gif-18251244941165541984

here

is this better

[dawn spade]

❤️

[livid notch]

Adorable

[heady basin]

also side note: i just found out that variety shows in asia use the “nope” soundbyte from engineer’s voiceline as a sound effect

COMPLETELY UNIRONICALLY

i’ve seen korean and japanese tv shows do it it’s hilarious

just out of the blue, fucking nope.avi

[heady basin]

ikr

birbs r great

[quasi slate]

Wtf somehow pulled an off banner character with 0.00165% rate

[heady basin]

homie got them shiny pokemon odds

[livid notch]

Have a birb of mine, she can be a dick sometime

[heady basin]

birbs are assholes and honestly i love them for it

they’re so smart that they decide to cause problems on purpose

also they’re just fuckin weird

random screaming and bobbing

reminds me of myself ngl LMAO

https://tenor.com/view/rojo-rojo-skacze-toretor-fidrek-rojo-papuga-skacze-gif-25694853

look at it

so cute

boing boing boing

[livid notch]

Cute indeed

[karmic jetty]

how many calories

[livid notch]

Zee

[heady basin]

?

[karmic jetty]

answer it

[surreal mirage]

Omg its moopy at the gym

[livid notch]

Do not make me commit hate crimes

[karmic jetty]

how many calories

[heady basin]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-weekend-bird-nods-gif-14441012

[restive pollen]

Only birds I would eat are chicken, turkey, duck, quail and emu

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/cuteness-overload-so-cute-gif-14116092

[heady basin]

maybe i was a bird in a past life

[restive pollen]

Anything else is either too weird or id feel bad for it

[karmic jetty]

i would eat prolly any birb if i didnt know what it was

[restive pollen]

Pigeon probably tastes amazing but we are too disgusted by the idea