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I'm going to bed at a normal time why am I awoken at 11pm
You see that's why I don't try
Every time I go to sleep at 10pm, I wake up at 3am and then stay awake until I have to go to work and be sleepy all day.

restless sleeper
For like 10 minutes
You can't even slap me awake
I can't even become a light sleeper

best towing mod?
Just taking notes sean
I'm setting shotgun traps on every entrance you bastard
And if that don't get you my army of crows will
i used to have a towing mod that allows me to hook it up from inside anyone know whats its called
Can't even kiss my homies good night anymore 
I have so many funny half life images I cannot send
I'm trying to figure if equihominid aprilis is a legit find or not....if you wanna chat about it...
Hi ๐ฟ
google it

crazy shizz
why is your banner all the chainsaw man women flashing
might be, but the scientific community says it's likely real
huh
i can't find anyting debunking it
really now
ive found 0 academic papers
They made me to put it
i call malarkey
because it's one small area of greece
also "scientific community" means nothing with how many science communities there'd be.
what scientific community
only a couple whole skeletons have been found i guess

i mean the biological sciences communities...harvard life and such
also even if it's i na small part of greece, a discovery that insane would get more attention than this.
blud is succeptible to hoaxes
mmhm yes countinue
that's what i thought
then exactly, it's a hoax
yet several universities are slated as wanting to examine it
there will be paapers just not now
the only 'evidence' i found really just repeat the exact same words and all from 2015
that's why i'm skeptical
this is just another nasca alien hoax lol
It's bullshit, why is there nothing about it? I search it up all I'm seeing is like one site
Conspiracies in a nutshell
and that site posted it as an april fools joke
So the only source you can find when searching is a intentional april fools joke
the university of edenburough has something on it as well
link pls
ah convenient
it's free just sign up
yup
very interesting plungie 
oh...how do I post it though once i do that?

nah this is bait

I don't use discord really
I don't think you can post a screenshot cause of your server rank, DM me it. cause this is an insane scientific discovery
ok
dm me too or i will krill u
I mean feel free to off me...i'm surrounded by disgruntled war vets so...go crazy they'll love it
Hi Josh!! How are you buddy???


ANSWER ME JOSHUA
format flex
Im always ok
1982 as well
Ok and mentally unstable
ye this was the biggest bait ever
Why would zeerol do this
u CANT claim cool discoveries without backing it up
like when I found that house in the woods that was completely pristine?
with a small sunken church in the back bog
especially for a discovery this insane. but yet nothing about it, you'd probably find more sources for a shitty endangered worm that's only been seen twice in the wild.
Ive seen that worm
Detective Zee
(Coz im cool)


moment anyone asks for source, gone like the wind, classic case
My source is that I made it up
Hey reminder to yall
The thumb people from spy kids still exist
literally was, the dude fell for an april fools joke, that's the only thing I found online googling it
Whats the coolest thing you ever saw in your life
I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY BEFORE THIS!

myself
ez
Mines cooler
Do you think Mistershark would ๐ซด๐ป me back from sea?
I can't DL the video from the site...you'll have to search for the biology lecture on recent mediteranian archaelogical site protocols.
Why did my phone sabotage me
Very quick
nah this is such a time waste, obvious hoax
I mean again that's fair
WORST plungie in da worl
Zeerol stahp
just wanted to see what people thoughts were
I'm not gonna sign up for a university site I'll never use, to watch a lecture for some probably fake creature.
ok
That is so many hoops, which basically shows why it's bullshit.
What did u discover
wheres the site
Zeerol got lied to
I can't find anything serious besides the pictures soooo
You could probably find some endangered insect that's only been seen twice in the wild ever and there'd probably still be more pages on it than whatever this thing is, which would be much cooler if it existed.
My arm is sore ow
I ONLY SLEPT WHY
equihominid aprilis
Scrolling takes too mucj brain power
the centaur
Quiet zeerol ๐ซต
im back from backreading
Adults are talking
I'd sooner believe a big foot exists than that lmao
real
Bigfoot is a cool conspiracy
says the dude named after a consipracy theory of a whole society
also wtf
I like seeing the little fake metal bigfoots in the mountains
๐ซ๐ซ
HUH?
oops whrong one
nihasa give up on the bait
my conspiracy is better than ur conspiracy
HOMEKEYS?
it's over
Nothing is real
te tartan dude
๐ญ
Nothing ever happens
confused me so bad
named after a conspiracy theory of a whole society?
tartaria
my brother in christ, this name is random words shoved together while I was drunk
homekeys society real
i believe mole people more than this horse poo
really not surprising
I like the tartan flat caps
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartan This is going to blow your mind bucko
Tartan (Scottish Gaelic: breacan [หpษพสฒษxkษn]) is a patterned cloth with crossing horizontal and vertical bands in multiple colours, forming simple or complex rectangular patterns. Tartans originated in woven wool, but are now made in other materials. Tartan is particularly associated with Scotland, and Scottish kilts typically have tartan patter...
is that why ur thingy is a hoodie
I like flat caps in general
no that reason is hilarious
leon bring up the picture
Susiety
i dont got it
But I could get behind this wacky Dairy Free Tartan conspiracy, it makes complete sense.
I've seen the light
it all makes sense now
well I know you're Dairy Free Lethal Skeleton so
We have tartan for the lactose intolerant
feeling cute might delete later
I didn't wanna believe until I saw that ultra grainy photo shot in black and white proving the conspiracy
in a orld where the 2022 nobel prize in physics went to a group who proved reality is no local....anything is possible
lmao I'd sooner believe it's just some guy with the most fucked case of scoliosis in history
it is possible for me to reach out of ur screen and strangle u chat
no thats me its just my legs r real fucked up
feeling self conscious now :/
Do you guys like flat caps

oh god please don't be another Krogg situation
spoon cap
krogg situation?
mole people >
Some 1930s fashion was pretty nice, utility wise
a quick PG summary is that ages ago some dude came in spouting off some silly lil conspiracy and arguing about it, then it escalated into the most psycho shit
Are you saying the nobel prize should ahve gone to the bubble theory?
What
no it should've gone to me for the Dairy Free Tartan conspiracy theory
god, you aren't even a free thinker bud
get with the program
and yet it still went to the non local reality
dude im so fucking good at searching on discord ive alrdy found the msgs
dude it got fucking wild
I do admit, massively downplayed it
im backreading 3 pages of just "u guys wouldnt believe me. im being censored. i cant talk abt it here. but theres so much to what im saying" im seeing literally nothing
yeah turkey only has one man with a mustache
everyone else is banned from having one
Yes
so thats krogg huh
95% of the turkish population
yeah cause he was too scared to actually say what he was implying, but we ended up googling him, it was quite something.
smh turkey the hardest place to locate in geoguesser
we need that one expert geoguesser guy on youtube,I dunno his name
i'd say zimbabwe
kazakhstan?
calle 150 - b
all th african places look exactly the same
Placism
Peter Greene (born Peter Green; October 8, 1965) is an American actor. A character actor, he is generally known for portraying villains. He is best known for the roles in the 1994 films The Mask, where he plays its main antagonist, Dorian Tyrell, and Pulp Fiction, in which he portrayed Zed, a sadistic security guard, rapist and serial killer who...
yet accurate
What's yalls national dish
remember that one random backroad up in the hills behind the town in russia (?) that we found on bullseye?
AH yes hahaha, that was the first conspiracy he came in babbling about. He thought that guy killed and consumed the brains of a home invader.
i feel like u had to be there cos i dont understAND ANYTHING DUDE
Like for no reason, this random not even B list actor.
WHAT
that was so peak
near the big containers
holy shit i almost choked to death reading that
oh my god
i hope someone says that abt me someday
oh the super nazi?
that gave me a headache
yep
hilarious discord lore
wat is this lore
it was nuts when we googled him in real time
it was just supposed to be some wacky unhinged conspiracy about some random barely known actor then it just escalated
Ghorme sabzi, or khorosht gheime
im gonna read all 283 messages
I'm processing how to pronounce that
It's persian
I think my back pain is arriving early
you from iran?
he also made a video himself talking about it during some movie review or whatever, but I don't think any of us got the link anymore. And it wasn't even worth it, it was just completely unhinged.
I'm not even considered drinking age yet
Unfortunately yes

my OG work partner came here from iran
like my adopted brother at this point, even though he's 49
didn't know nasko was from iran
He made the best decision
wats cool about em
You know who else was like that in the 1940s
p sure i was in this server when it happened i cant believe i missed it
Oh this wasn't a multiple day thing I don't think, it was over in like a few hours.
u want doods in suits and guns saying silly words? thats just the feds
Indifferent broccoli is literally the worst server host I have ever used. If you value your time and money use literally any other service
i know but ๐ญ
But we're basically certain that he wasn't trolling, dude very likely was severely mentally ill
whats up w it
Takes one to know one
Fed :๐ซต
Now the feds don't make moonshine now do they?
Checkmate
how would u know they dont

as a plungie once said anything is possible
and thus true
Plunger
I don't think american 1940s mobs were making much moonshine tbh
nah that was way before.
They likely wouldn't have produced much moonshine since there probably wasn't much of a market for it at that point.
Since the prohibition had ended up like nearly 10 years before that
Although I remember moonshiners using shoes with deer hooves on the bottom
Kill gen chat 
Its time to pull the plug
Ah he sold beer and diluted whiskey
Reset gen chat 
Also, poison.
Is it in the bathtub?
Everyone into lokiel's basement
You never heard of moonshine in the bathtub?
How are you going to make moonshine in the bathtub
It requires heat to separate moonshine from junk
Oh wait nvm it was gin
Bathtub gin still isnt made in the bathtub fully
You need to distill ethanol
I really wish It would be possible to be able to jump off a 2 story building and be on the roof instead of just phasing threw the fooor
Cause devs dont optimize their games no more
GUH
wtf is that the new cod dlc?
90% sure that is Stalker 2.
Its roof dependent
If the roof is sloped, currently it has no collision
150gb is not cod standards gotta double it
Ok Iโll do a jump test on alll roofs
i think the solution is the same as always, start beheading gaming execs
Its quite random on what roofs do or dont have collision
Triple it and give it to the next person
the general demographic expect video games to chase realistic graphics
blame the wider audience
so many pings 
Some games dont prioritize drive optimization
im right here!!!
what if developers decided to cater to their playerbase instead of the general demographic
that shi would go crazyyyy i bet
wut u on about
So you get 100 megabyte file that can be compressed w/o loss of quality
But they aren't
90% of AAA games
Whenever someone blames susiety unironically
That pic is obligatory
susiety
sheeps when electric sheep (me)
yeah but I'm totally right for realsies tho
damn susiety
its marketing tbh, ppl only believe realism = better bc game marketing tells us its true
The world has always been made of sheep
Nah
I'm the alpaca instead
There are also cows
again the solution is to behead game execs
N other animals
i drive
Nah
u just jelly
isnt this the plot of bladerunner
Then you arent a shark
which one
literally me
U r a mister sheep
Interlinked
Especially me
interlinked
Im literally you
what it feels like to touch the hand of the person you love
He is literally me
interlinked
Fr
within cells
skibidi edge rizz
no
i gotta rewatch
Your cells try to push cells of your partner
๐
Games but no games? Damn, count me in

organizing these videos really does feel like a 9-5 
me seeing a youtuber try to branch out to other games / types of vids after building their channel entirely on one game / thing (their views are going to fall off and their uploads will become more and more infrequent until they quit)
nyoom
The earth is flat โ
Megastructures that could make a flat planet โ
me seeing
๐
I feel the rosewood pd needs a basement with shooting range
other than tht it's great
also a better armory
piss
you have mac n cheese in place of brain

I'M DA GIANT RAT DAT MAKES ALL OF DA RULEZ
Edit: I rarely upload things to YouTube and barely ever check comments, I also did not realize that this video had 3+ million fucking views now. I originally uploaded this purely for myself and my friends, I did not intend for this to become more popular than the original and feel bad that said origina...
oh lol watching a guy try to invade the military weapons lab, when a helicopter shows up
you fucked
ive only seen yters be successful at this but they end up comparing everything to the original game lol
not impossible with a gradual enough transition and a charasmatic enough person
Why would mistershari do this
I read that as volcanoes
I felt bad for you
I should clean my house
Hm yes
u should clean ur house
u should NOT clean ur house
many heli events on top of my head earlier
?!
whyd i say earlier
i meant today
ohnvm my game just crashed

for as much as i have posted this vid in my life
hi
Heya

What on earth



Just be in a postdicament
when does your nitro expire
13th Feb
2 months and 26 days
hi echo
@heady basin
Hi jaime
what planet today
Jupiter
Ive gained 8 pounds so far๐ญ
why you tweakin cuh ๐ญ
Bro Iโm sorry but I have to show this
This comment is horrid and itโs making me cry laughing
I trust your girlfriend too is an EVIL thing to say ๐ญ
No reason 
hey all instead of cleaning my house I accidentally spent 2 hours on youtube shorts

Instead of yt shorts get that ass chinese tiktok alternative
Red something
Funny how people are downloading that one
whats the quote of the day
ive only watched on youtube shorts
instagram reels sounds entertaining to watch on too
short form content is for the memes
my youtube shorts is mostly memes, thank you turbo
Iceberg videos are the best way to waste away
untangling god of war was one of the best documentary videos i watched
but nothing beats lemmino
you guys watch tierlists?
No
no
Sometimes
I watch country tierlists where Columbia is number 1
NOOOO
i guess im a nerd for watching info vids
Columbia, Bogota, Calle 127-a
u have no idea what im watchin dood
Where did they place iran
it ranges from educational sht to actual slop
Number 15, burger king foot lettuce
Too high
i watch stuff from educational to mfing crime documentaries
lemmino all the way from kurzesaght and NEXPO
eh crime stuff are pretty lame unless its like actual big brained crime
Where is iran on the income per capita list
oh ya those are good
i like the one channel that cover real crime
kind of like, dissecting the methodology of the crime and its perpetrator
Idk
yeah its jcs
polan
I love poland
cease this
how polite of him
Poland raid is the best raid ever
React with polish flag
Poland
youtube is the death of creativity
i wanna go back to being a localized community

only two things come from Poland
Why are there Poland?
and one is cabbages
Lmao
well if ur not muted then speak up mfer
It's like communicating with a ghost in phasmophobia
whats with the reacts bud
He really likes poland
le sigh
He's literally me
And, the word gay i guess
maybe heโs a gay polander
its like a ghost in phasmaphobia
I just said that you bastard
call me vine, but iโm pretty sure this joke has already been done

mr blackout are you in the room with us
oh yea you did make that joke
check for temps rn guys
my brother's fiancรฉe is polish, and she's cool
so ig poland is valid
is poland cold?
yes
I like kielbasa
hold oh lemme look up poland rq see is anything is happening there
I haven't had much polish food beyond kielbasa
aha
i think i can see writings in the book
okay so
ghost writings
the reactions are cluttering my screen
It's cluttered like my life rn so
yeah i think theyโre pissed at russia
Huh. Look what the cat dragged in.
AUGH LIGHT MODE
@dapper dagger yo man, can you do something about the guy spamming reacts ?

lovely
Hana
guys i solved the puzzle
ayo ?
theyโre mad bc of russia doing shit to their airlines apparently
Id like to solve the puzzle
haha wheel of fortune reference
or whatever
kill me
solve the puzzle at the moonlight altar in elden ring
its very easy hahahahahahahahahahaha
Looks like it's gone quiet.
no dont commit die ur so sexy aha
He got an owie

wait
huh
wut
ah-
huh
soupire
Yall ever driven down a real shitty road?
dont u copy me bastard
iโve been driven down shitty roads yeah
yes all the time
My town has this real Frankenstein of a road
Anyone wanna chill on pz ?
nah, hop on elden ring
They keep BREAKING THE GODDAMN WATER PIPES AND ONLY PATCHING THE ROAD WHERE THE PIPES BROKE
pz and chill

MY WATER WAS OFF FOR 2 HOURS
cant, my dumbass is busy being afraid of humans
booo, i am human
stay back
I am not
I am an amalgamation
back i say
im going to hug you and give you headpats
boooooooo affezction
would a tardigrade win a fight against a full grown human
I can't pass the iam not a robot captcha dw
ew cringe
damn, guess i'll go back to being violent on video games
too slow fatty
iโll have you know iโm severely underweight tyvm
One time I saw this thing on fb marketplace
Iโll throw a brick at your head
It legit looked like the hl2 jeep
bro has the bmi of a stickbug
That better
yes pls put me out of my misery
I was, tempted to buy the hl2 jeep
i canโt even respond to that cuz u ainโt wrong
My honest reaction
i am stating a fact, not in anyway being malicious
i am willing to bet you're about 160cm and 45 kilos
(Iโm not the strongest)
huh the poland reactor has been slained
me when i'm not the strongest
It's over
stop trolling u lot
of history and today
true true, gojo won bruh fym
My goat won in chapter 235, speech bubble said so ๐ฟ
he knows
My most honest reaction in history and my most honest reaction of today
Tbf I think sukunaโs cool asf too
I just like Gojo more by a long mile
FUCK
this is funny
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SCREENSHOT THAT
too slow shorty
ASSHOLE
โIm not gay butโ
Yeah yeah get that weak shit out of here, Gojo MADE me gay
plum is short?
I WAS straight but Gojo changed that
strongest pookie in history vs strongest pookie of today
i am a solid 5 foot 11 last time i checked tyvm
i highly doubt that
Feel free to screenshot
thats pretty tall for a lady
i can literally send you proof
do it
both my parents are giants
dear Russia, maybe dont shoot down civilian airliners again
โBruzza, what is your type of woman?โ
โI like men.โ
you donโt deserve it
most women i know are 5'8 below
not a great idea
makes sense
uh huh, okay shorty
โThe strongest man of today with pale white hair and glowing blue eyesโ
ngl bruh, if it's gojo...
dick

yes,
what on jupiter
the super power i want in real life is to deflect stuff like in sekiro
or instant transmission
You get this with limitless 6E
i wanna be a demon
shoutout to user 123 yesterday on elden ring who turned out was a veteran of the game and kept summoning me to try and solo margit until i did it
even left a comment on my profile lmao
you're my demon
Honestly though if I could have 1 CT from jjk it would 100% be IT
IT is so busted OP and useful
IT ?
no idea who that is but i hope sheโs hot
Yall ever see those Chinese panda reaction images?
you are my special
Idle Transfigurationq
ah yes, you can heal people like rct
I embraced the demon inside me
those images looks like they were smuggled out of restricted airspace and into the world wide web
I said, "No Homo"
its faster to say world wide web than it is to say www
gotchu nerds, look at you trying to say www
no lol
just say trydub
first of all, i despise this gif
second of all, sheโs got my haircut kinda
aint no way bro is relating to the alcoholic gamer demon
i am related to an alcoholic so
mf backwashed into the bottle and put it back into the freezer. tiny ahh droplets left
Best girl along side judgement and beel and justice
please give me your Catalytic Converter off your 2003 Ford Focus
all of them are best girls
Balls.
i highly doubt your body can handle alcoholism
why
mommy garuda
I highly doubt your body can handle alcoholim
yeah for various reasons
oh i forgot y'all stupid
I got john waites playing on spotify
who
Chat
To make money
Chat he forgor 
Dude I could be like a personal trainer or something
And then basically turn people into peak humans and get insane bank
i wanna black flash people

hey chat, did you know jaime has used the word โmommyโ 137 times in total in this chat
no lol i used it much more
Not enough
and counting
in the 300s or 500s
discord says otherwise
not reliable
dork
Your car may be extra loud tmr sorry I needed money
hoe
dummy
delinquent
meanie
beanie
What do yall top your baked potato with
butter
im going to make egg rolls
salt
a lot of salt
ur a fucking eggroll
i turn baked potatoes into mashed potatoes
you french bastard
that doesnt sound healthy
hurtful
Sounds all wrong but ok
How much did I use tho
idk u look it up
was gonna get drunk but its too much effort. ts tastes terrible bro.
ppl b choosing the nastiest thing to get addicted to
i used to eat raw salt crystals and drink soy sauce straight from the bottles that they came in feom takeaway
How are you alive
yeah he got sick if you were gonna ask LOL
my sister found the plastic fish drawer
Idk
Eh 21 times
Me throwing a handful of razor blades at a baby and screaming STRONG DISMANTLE
honestly? iโll take what i can get iโm a lonely bish
yummy raser blade
Everyone's recharging.
Me flattening a kid using a waffle iron and then calling him Kashimo
What?

Is your conciousness fading?
wth
No I'm just a fucking idiot.
now that i think of it, ive never had a serious physical incident in my childhood
Self-deprecation is not appreciated SeanMcGire.
Throughout the heavens and the earth, I alone am the honored one (throws a purple painted hand grenade)
yeah thats my thing
my autistic ass had a meltdown and kicked the toilet so hard my pinky toe went the opposite direction
to this day its the only bone ive ever broken
i once was running then tripped and half my face was rubbed against concerete
as a 6 year old
jesus
i once fell from a 3 meter drop
was funny
I broke my jaw once
3 fuckin meters?
yeah...
wth
I've kicked my toes so many times
I could probably purposefully do it without making a face
i once got my wrist broken, tripped and my wrist went behind my back
i think the most injured ive gotten is falling on my knees at rough concrete
that was at 7th grade
Anyways I donโt think we should be dick measuring childhood injuries
did all yall childhoods had a mfing run in with Batman
Seems pretty dumb
dick measuring?
We should instead powerscale our favorite fictional characters like true sad chronically online people
nah im just careless and clumsy af
I could nerd about cars ig
arent we all
oh good lordโ
CARS ARE CARS
never been much into cars but my favorite car would have to be the mitsubishi lancer evo 8
one goes vrom vrom other goes vroooooooooom, they are not the same
CLEARLY YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF THE FORD PROBE YOU DELINQUENT!
i like rally cars for their functionality and durability
my head hurts itโs not even 8 pm yet come on now
reading my first messages in this discord makes me cringe hard
me too
i wonder what my very first was
My first message here was "Why am I Moist."
Everything about myself i cringe about later
LEGEND
No?
No
moist man
Missplum I simply asked about the hit game Project Somboid.
turn this man into moist man
oh
thatโs less interesting
lubricate him
Lmao
What do you use to cook
Canola
guys i think i need a restraining order
whats that
Do you use an electric stove?
Yeah
Aw man
โฆ..
do you not know what canola oil is
no
Pregnant ๐ซ
Cooking tutorial
I just like moving the pan up and down ya know
OH MY GOD
Gregnant
Electrics kinda weird
It's french

I know what canola oil is
im pretty sure most people do
christ almighty light
Except you
oooooh that oil
goddamnit
yeah, THAT oil
its called sunflower oil here
Nah
Oh lol
clearly you dont own canola oil
Thats just whats its called everywhere
I thought?
Whats canola oil
I don't know.
i fucking hate you notjosh
See

Sunflower oil i think but using a shit name no one knows juys












