general_chat

[jovial latch]

It’s gonna take a minute for me to find it

Omg thank u

One moment

[quasi slate]

did you know there are weirdos that only eat the red part but spit out the seed itself

[graceful dust]

also i hate this vid cos theres no way to type this shit out to reference it. like the whole bit is that hes pronouncing it phonetically consistently

[lyric galleon]

spit or swallow, the age old question

[quasi slate]

i had to tell my friend hes eating pomegrenades wrong

[graceful dust]

i swear ive heard this before & i cannot imagine this pom experience

[jovial latch]

It’s really beautiful

I’m so good at oil painting

Ok ready

[graceful dust]

ya

[lyric galleon]

where art

[jovial latch]

I’m gonna dm homejeys the pic

done

[graceful dust]

@jovial latch art https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1329095342699843774/1329095376761782313/image0.jpg?ex=67891807&is=6787c687&hm=b75403fc889c31f992a0f28ddc21fe6e01b2e3789d62bdd38c07dffe298653be&=&format=webp&width=526&height=701

[fair yacht]

Racc fren!

[jovial latch]

my creation

[graceful dust]

it pretty

[jovial latch]

Thank u

[lyric galleon]

love it

[jovial latch]

it’s a still life

[jovial latch]

My mom is like that

[toxic hawk]

Notsu

[lyric galleon]

nokotan

[jovial latch]

I like the crunch of the seed but I understand that it might be unpleasant for others

[lyric galleon]

ok gen chat, hash browns or fries

[jovial latch]

what meal

[lyric galleon]

a bag of fries or a bag of hashbrowns

[jovial latch]

Breakfast is hash browns

lunch and dinner is fries

But they have to be good fries

[lyric galleon]

i could munch on both

[graceful dust]

someth abt the texture of hash browns.... i'd take the fries

[lyric galleon]

but i think i like hashbrowns more

[quasi slate]

@surreal mirage

[fathom igloo]

I’m nervous. We are replacing the sewer line and my mind immediately jumps to “what if they find something worse and the bill triples?”🥺

[jovial latch]

I’m thinking about McDonald’s hash brown and McDonald’s fries for a fair comparison

[graceful dust]

ah shit theyre gonna find the body 😭

[lyric galleon]

actually out of potato food

mashed potatoes

is s tier

ill put hashbrowns on a

and fries on b

[fathom igloo]

Now I’m thinking about this too

[graceful dust]

im evil dont listen to me

[fathom igloo]

lol

[lyric galleon]

i love potatoes

[graceful dust]

im murder-fixated today its probably nothing...

[fathom igloo]

Our inspection had a part that included “idk what this is and won’t be able to see what it is until I get down there” so ofc I’m like jumping to worst case scenario

[graceful dust]

prolly something just stuck in the dark

[jovial latch]

oh my god

i leftpz running

[fathom igloo]

In the sewer line? That’s not supposed to happen lol

[jovial latch]

oops

[graceful dust]

i dont know how it works at all

[quasi slate]

cheese that makes you evil

[jovial latch]

where

[lyric galleon]

what is ur peoples goal in pz

[fathom igloo]

It’s likely an already replaced pipe that partially disconnected from the cast iron or clay

[jovial latch]

nver been to louisville yet

[graceful dust]

icic

[fathom igloo]

Collect all the cheese and bacon

[graceful dust]

is that... an acceptable outcome for u...

[jovial latch]

i want to tactically conquer louisville

[graceful dust]

cos if it isthen i hope its that

i want to get to the end credits

[jovial latch]

i want to conquer the world

[fathom igloo]

It’s fun, you’ll be fine

[jovial latch]

kill every single zombie

i think respawn is stupid

i always turn off respawn

[lyric galleon]

once b42 releases and the modders get to work, my goal is to win a nuclear arms race against my friends

[jovial latch]

i want to slowly but surely kill all the zombies

or liek 80 percent at least idk

[graceful dust]

my actual goal is i like playing mp &having fun rping with ppl so i just want that to be fun &good

[jovial latch]

i guess once i killed most of them i can just start wild fies

fires

[graceful dust]

my spacebar not working consistently is pissing me off

[lyric galleon]

quiche commits arson

you can stay

[jovial latch]

i would like to zomboid rp with people tbh

[jovial latch]

not in real life

[fathom igloo]

It’s so early 😭 I’m so tired

[jovial latch]

but in zomboid its a valid xombie killing tactic

[graceful dust]

zomboid rp is ok (has 2k hours in it)

[jovial latch]

i have like 200 hours in it but i havent rped

[lyric galleon]

jeezus 2k?

[graceful dust]

i have 2.2k hours in pz probably 2k of those r on mp servers & i mostly rp

[jovial latch]

how does it work

just like discord vc or what

[lyric galleon]

i confused pomegranates with grapefruit

i am die

[graceful dust]

no i do text rp

[jovial latch]

like in game

[graceful dust]

ya

[jovial latch]

i didnt realize there was a chat

[graceful dust]

only in mp

theres also rly good chat mods for it

[livid notch]

A random question since you mentioned rp, did they add removing limbs in pz?

[graceful dust]

TICS is like... amazing, i love the character portraits

[jovial latch]

i want to go to the library to plug computer in and play sims 4 but its so fucking cold. its so fucking cold

[graceful dust]

nope thats still just a mod

[jovial latch]

i dont want tot leave the warmth of cafeteria

i must do it

[graceful dust]

u need hand warmers

[jovial latch]

uurghhhh

[graceful dust]

hot pads

heated blankie

[jovial latch]

i can just stick my hands in my pockets

[graceful dust]

sending u hot cocoa vibes

[jovial latch]

i should have worn a hat today

weather app says it feels like 17 f

[karmic jetty]

i feel incredibly eepy

[graceful dust]

thats a lil chilly

[jovial latch]

its actually like 25 but its also windy

so it feels 17

[graceful dust]

windchill is no joke

[jovial latch]

yeah

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk the one who took over djmax verses

[surreal mirage]

What the frick

[lyric galleon]

curse of eep upon thee

[jovial latch]

ok im going to venture out

[karmic jetty]

sleep debt creeping up on me

[jovial latch]

see you on the other side

[graceful dust]

good luck playing the sims 4

omfg

[surreal mirage]

Too much yapping zeerol

[quasi slate]

i can finally be the gorilla i wanted to be

[graceful dust]

give the sims 2 a try someday...

[karmic jetty]

i might actually just eep

[lyric galleon]

isnt sleep like

a gas tank

and not debt you pay back to a bank

ur burning fumes

time for a refill

[karmic jetty]

burning u next

[graceful dust]

sleep is a lot of things

it is also like a hot bath for ur brain

or a cold one if ur sleeping like shit

ok im gonna sleep

[karmic jetty]

[lyric galleon]

the fire within me will burn brighter

[karmic jetty]

u aint him bruv

[jovial latch]

ok on my phone now

going into the cold

[lyric galleon]

start dancing to warm up

[jovial latch]

I’m just gonna go home actually

[lyric galleon]

hit an emote

[quasi slate]

right foot griddy

[half kettle]

left toe gangnam style

[lyric galleon]

exodia of fucking emotes

[toxic hawk]

HE TOOK MY WIFE

GIVE ME BACK MY WIFE

[bright gazelle]

Guys dors anybody know why my friend and i cant see each other in my hosted server and how can i fix this?

[quasi slate]

Desync

[lyric galleon]

i love his videos

after contemplating whether im sleepy or not

ive concluded i was only dehydrated

[jovial latch]

Out of the cold

[lyric galleon]

in with the cool

[jovial latch]

in with the central heating

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-meme-goku-meme-gif-9178081420425689616

[graceful dust]

also debt in the sense that u have to make up for it. & u can over time it just takes like... a month to get back to full function i think? the problem is brains like to pretend theyre functioning better than they r so lots of ppl will just do it again while theyre healing

[lyric galleon]

i still think its like a gas tank

but maybe its a bit of both

[graceful dust]

its a lot of things. in this way its easier to imagine it similarly to a liver

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/ellen-joe-ellen-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-griddy-gif-5530793974215240260

[graceful dust]

its an organ that unabashedly just fucking lies to u

for no real reason

dont believe it. u need that sleep.

[lyric galleon]

wat

[surreal mirage]

Not real

[toxic hawk]

@quasi slate when does fortnite collab with zenless

[graceful dust]

dont do multiple all nighters in a month bc ur wearing down ur brain while its healing

[toxic hawk]

what on mercury

[lyric galleon]

oh fair

[surreal mirage]

[toxic hawk]

echo is so cool

[pseudo fox]

Sad

[strange spruce]

SLEEP THEN

[graceful dust]

everyone sleepy no one sleepin

sad

[toxic hawk]

i sure am glad i don't require medication to get a clinically sound amount of sleep

[graceful dust]

sarcasm or no...

[toxic hawk]

its not

[graceful dust]

ooh

jelly

[toxic hawk]

i also have no mental illnesses diagnosed

yipee

[heavy ivy]

i was eepr now i am eeped

[graceful dust]

i abt to get eeped

omg

i fucking hate typos. im done.

[jovial latch]

meow meow

[heavy ivy]

meow

[dire timber]

moo

[heavy ivy]

critter communication :3

[surreal mirage]

All i see are loyal company employees

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-for-the-company-lethal-company-memes-gif-14215347766483224419

[fathom igloo]

AHHHHHHHHHH! Nananana nananana nanananan 🎶

[naive flicker]

[fathom igloo]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT21XgWJy/

[fathom igloo]

Where is your banner from?

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-is-getting-on-to-staff-asrp-staff-gif-18297532830017590406

[half kettle]

this image.

[fathom igloo]

Oh

[toxic hawk]

wait how does one set up a banner

[heavy ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-ballin-teste-niko-ballin-gif-26110464

[half kettle]

./background set

[fathom igloo]

I want to replace mine but I can’t find one that fits properly that I like besides the one I currently have but that one doesn’t work with font colors

[fathom igloo]

See it looks weird

[half kettle]

it uses an aspect ratio of 4:1

[sterile iris]

Man I hate the Christmas lights on your profile. It takes away from everything

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-slow-turn-solid-snake-gif-5167646

[fathom igloo]

Yeah but I can’t find a really cute one I like in those limits on Pinterest, was wondering if there is a site dedicated to custom ones like they have for profile banners

[half kettle]

you can use a cropping website if you want to take a part of an image.

[fathom igloo]

Ah yeah I forgot about that

Thx

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-smile-gif-11451842

[quasi slate]

Miyabi is inspiring

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/yanagi-tsukishrio-yanagi-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-pose-gif-10175439037707448608

yanagi too

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/mgr-jetstream-sam-gif-24954093

[heavy ivy]

Youll die of lead poisoning before getting there most likely

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-sam-metal-gear-rising-gif-24774136

[toxic hawk]

you'll be there to protect me

[heavy ivy]

That is incredibly wholesome but be aware im not bulletproof

[toxic hawk]

we can succeed with the power of love

[half kettle]

Tuna is a busted fish.

[toxic hawk]

i love tuna

[half kettle]

why does 100g of it have 25g of protein

is this a bug?

[heavy ivy]

The power of friendship, hugs and appreciation is too powerful to be stopped :3

[toxic hawk]

exacly

[heavy ivy]

^w^

[dire timber]

GAAOOOO !!

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/huey-lewis-and-the-news-the-power-of-love-back-to-the-future-1985-gif-10085259

https://tenor.com/view/back-to-the-future-marty-mcfly-skateboarding-skate-board-80s-gif-23730379

[fathom igloo]

Ehhhh

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk Rophe from DJMAX

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1314531280624422963/1327974703922675794/UpscaleVideo_3_20250111_9.gif

[livid notch]

[hardy mural]

Your accent colour has been set to #000000.

[fathom igloo]

Ugh I give up

Google lies

[sterile iris]

Still Christmas lights? So distracting

[fathom igloo]

Bruh lol

It’s cute

[sterile iris]

It distracts from what I wanna see tho

[fathom igloo]

Which is?

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-jetstream-sam-armstrong-metal-gear-arm-strong-sam-gif-25661707

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk same person by the way

[sterile iris]

Your profile

|| I'm being facetious ||

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-metal-gear-solid-mgs2-metal-gear-solid-2-snake-gif-13225802252216398615

[fathom igloo]

TS3 got an update allegedly

[sterile iris]

Who is TS3?

[fathom igloo]

The sims 3

[sterile iris]

Oh?

It cost like $100?

[fathom igloo]

Allegedly free

The update

The game and all packs on steam is like $200

[sterile iris]

Worth every penny

[fathom igloo]

EA pass you get a few packs free but idk overall cost on that one and you have to pay monthly for the pass so it’s cheaper on steam unless you only plan on playing it for a month lol

[sterile iris]

Yeesh

[fathom igloo]

Ts4 on the other hand all packs and everything is like $2k at this point

[sterile iris]

Worth every penny.

[quartz plank]

I would never actually pay for sims

[quiet siren]

Another pic I took during the first snow Alabama's seen in 4 years lmao

[quartz plank]

just a robbery

All it is

ea doesnt deserve anyones money anyway

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bruh-cute-cat-sims-cat-gif-gif-26106302

[quartz plank]

i bought fifa 14 and 15 when i was a teenager and never again

[stiff salmon]

Day 737637272 in the psychward: indie stone devs have announced their plan of world conquest to the world, including killing all AMD users

[quartz plank]

i bought a SWTOR subscription recently and thats technically ea but

[sterile iris]

I miss swtor

[quartz plank]

they have a fair subscription plan and the game is good

wdym you miss it

[sterile iris]

Gave all my items/creds/mats to my little brother

[quartz plank]

Its still alive

and breathing

[sterile iris]

No time

[quartz plank]

ah

[sterile iris]

Can't afford it either ATM lol

[quartz plank]

I just got into it

[sterile iris]

Sorry I would've given you a lot of mounte lol

I had a few of the rancor mounts

[quartz plank]

i actually got into it because my older brother wantes me to log onto his old accounts so he doesnt lose his name

they did a name sweep recently

i didnt want any of his stuff or characters though

and since i already downloaded the game i started playing

[sterile iris]

Awesome

[quartz plank]

He also doesnt have any time anymoee

[sterile iris]

T_T

[quartz plank]

job, three kids and the youngest has a genetic disability

[sterile iris]

Awww

What a good pops

[quartz plank]

so i dont see him playing anything

ever

Maybe when he retires

[sterile iris]

Bot for awhile ^_^

[quartz plank]

we'll play swtor together

[sterile iris]

Not^

The time will be repayed to him as for I

[quartz plank]

he actually tried to get me into it when i was younger

But i was too young

[sterile iris]

Ever look at SWG?

[quartz plank]

I liked star wars but i was overwhelmed by all the stuff

I can barely comprehend it now and im a grown man lol

[sterile iris]

If you're an SW nerd like me you'll enjoy that more

[quartz plank]

All the abilities and stuff

[quartz plank]

I saw a vid on it

[sterile iris]

SWG is a bit more intricate

[quartz plank]

Its dead though,no?

[sterile iris]

Focused more on the original trilogy

There is still one server up iirc

[quartz plank]

I like swtor now, i finished kotor 1 and 2 for the first time last year and loved it

[sterile iris]

That was almost 8 years ago I think

Such good games

[quartz plank]

Couldnt get into kotor before

[sterile iris]

Brb

[quartz plank]

Didnt like the combat

[quasi slate]

get off my screen wtf

[quartz plank]

But loved it this time

Im taking a bit of a break from SWTOR now and hooked on stellaris

My first character's story is almost finished

In swtor

Still have got a lot of dlc stuff to do

[quartz plank]

Have you ever played jedi academy?

Game from 2005 and still has the best lightsaber combat in a game ever

[sterile iris]

That game was so much fun

Force unleashed is still my fave though. Best use of the force imo

Flinging troopers around was so satisfying

https://tenor.com/view/starkiller-galen-marek-sword-gif-12940363

[toxic hawk]

cutie

[toxic hawk]

cutie patootie

[quartz plank]

Never played

[quartz plank]

Have you ever played multiplayer?

[sterile iris]

Highly recommend

[quartz plank]

Especially with the movie battles 2 mod

[toxic hawk]

i recommend elden ring too btw

[quartz plank]

Base game multiplayer is just people fighting with lightsabers, fun but gets boring after a while because no one plays the battle modes anymoee
But movie battles 2? Man

[quiet siren]

Might visit a ghost town in Jackson county (I think) soon,, it's called Bellefonte

[quartz plank]

Mandalorians, troopers, clone troopers, jedi and sith

Droids, droidekas

it has everything

Very fun

[quiet siren]

There's a nuclear power plant nearby that (iirc) is also abandoned

[toxic hawk]

yo
i got a question

[quiet siren]

Ye?

[toxic hawk]

why are you hard ?

[quiet siren]

?

[toxic hawk]

why are you hard ?

[ornate folio]

hi guys

[toxic hawk]

okay, the joke was your name is medicine

and medicine is hard

sorry

[quiet siren]

Oh

I thought you meant something else ENTIRELY lmfao

[quartz plank]

what bro

[quiet siren]

The power plant is also called Bellefonte, it's newer tho and it's technically in Hollywood (Alabama, not California)

Bellefonte was founded in the 1800s

Way before nuclear power

[toxic hawk]

belle fonte, haha must be pretty

[sterile iris]

Don't think so. I may have seen some stuff online for it

[quartz plank]

like i said

base game multiplayer is good to chill and hang out

(and get obliterated in duels by veterans)

movie battles 2 gives you the star wars battle ptsd experience

[quiet siren]

It actually used to be the county seat of Jackson county apparently

[quartz plank]

droidekas especially

[quiet siren]

But they built a train track that ran through town and everyone was so pissed off they just left

[waxen cedar]

Arby's

[half kettle]

Basooka

[sterile iris]

Made me think of this

https://youtu.be/T9j7kLG7VK8?si=8RF_9S1h7RwTnSeE

[toxic hawk]

sda

[quasi slate]

either these are bots or a bunch of f2ps

[surreal mirage]

No one beats the unreal gamer PoofieGT

[fathom igloo]

I never learn my lesson. Every pack I have high hopes and am fueled by nostalgia then 5 minutes into the new game dlc I’m just like uhhhhh wow big letdown

[quasi slate]

bots

[toxic hawk]

WTF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBUgVhZGcX0&list=PLfndWzNAXra2kLurFNtVVRi860oWPDIr1&index=8

[quasi slate]

lock in

[fathom igloo]

It’s funny because I’m really smart about other things and am self aware but when EA shows a new pack any brain cell of intelligence and self-awareness goes out the window

[fathom igloo]

Moopy!

[fathom igloo]

Maybe I’m not maybe I’m just winging it and actually really dumb but it’s worked out haha

[quasi slate]

Irrestistable sims dlc

[toxic hawk]

whats that

[fathom igloo]

It takes me back to when new ts1 packs and ts2 packs dropped and as a child I thought they would change my life.

[honest burrow]

Cinnamon roll

[fathom igloo]

A cinnamon roll

[half kettle]

Cinna Mon Carpet

[rain mango]

Can anyone recommend me reliable server to rent for me and 3 of my friends? Which one is easy to set up and how much of RAM we need?

[fair yacht]

Cambrie!

:D

[fathom igloo]

Pek has links in his bio I think

[fathom igloo]

Henlooo!

[fair yacht]

I go home today

They are fixing it rn

[fathom igloo]

Nice!

I’m getting a new sewer line today

The tree roots don’t stand a chance but neither does my front yard 😂

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/veilclair-diaclair-yumeship-sinclair-gif-968443010187785602

i love sinclair

[fathom igloo]

Maybe my dogs could’ve done it for free

(Not my dog)

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/project-moon-limbus-company-sinclair-swag-turn-my-swag-on-gif-10006076599599838933

[rain mango]

Thank you

[toxic hawk]

imagine speaking so fucking bizarrely that even yi sang cant understand you

[neon bramble]

@toxic hawk

new faust ID

burn

😳

heathcliff's VA outdid himself in canto 6 its great

[toxic hawk]

im still at chapter 30

[hidden spruce]

CHERNOBYALLLL

[toxic hawk]

i need more faust id bruh

i have used Nfaust since canto 2

[quiet siren]

Chernobyl: Alabama edition

There wasn't ever a nuclear disaster tho, it just never fully finished being built

[neon bramble]

multicrack is a good generalist

[hidden spruce]

NAW I WANT MY SDLGER SHADOW OF CHERNOBYLLL

[neon bramble]

she feeds herself very well

even better if you can slot her in position 1 with a benchwarmer multicrack heathcliff

[jovial latch]

I’m in the wilderness again and this time I have a cat and another top layer

and gloves

[jovial latch]

the cold cannot beat me

[toxic hawk]

okay so basically everyone except the head butler i wanna smash their face in ngl

poor heath :<

[neon bramble]

pretty much

they did my boy linton very dirty though

[toxic hawk]

no spiler

no spoiler

[neon bramble]

I'm talking about book linton

[toxic hawk]

ah

[neon bramble]

I'm not sure if I can even say what linton is without getting automuted

[toxic hawk]

pov : you see cambrie when she's retired and does nothing but play the sims 26 and eat sweets

[toxic hawk]

he's the worst kind of cruel

the smart kind

[quartz plank]

Stop giving them money!!!

[toxic hawk]

the guy that puts active effort into being cruel

[neon bramble]

he's also a massive cu-

[toxic hawk]

man tore heath's letters come the fuck on man

[quasi slate]

so lazy

[quartz plank]

I blame bethesda and their horse armor dlc for oblivion

[toxic hawk]

i blame obama

[quartz plank]

For how the game industry works right now

[neon bramble]

took them this long

[quartz plank]

Regarding dlc

[neon bramble]

also weird that they arent using her iconic outfit

[quasi slate]

i would play the sims 3 on my elder sister's pc because she pretty much had all the dlc for that game everytime i was at my grandma's place

[neon bramble]

which game is more expensive

sims all dlc or eu4 all dlc

[toxic hawk]

what is eu4

[neon bramble]

map game

[hard sparrow]

war map game

[neon bramble]

sims wins out by about 10$

amazing

[hard sparrow]

i think the genre is called grand strategy

[neon bramble]

aint it 4x

[quasi slate]

DJMAX RESPECT V beats both games

[toxic hawk]

so much lunacy

[quasi slate]

with dlc price

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-padoru-christmas-joke-anime-gif-16368098

[quasi slate]

cant show price comparison because i own the complete edition bundle

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/saber-fate-fight-gif-12084634

[neon bramble]

damn I can buy a 40k custodes army with this

[half kettle]

That's a large number of cash.

[toxic hawk]

that would keep me alive for 2 months

[neon bramble]

I respect ethical music acquisition than whatever the hell paradox is doing rn

each DLC is 1 mechanic and butchers the base game version for people who dont buy it

[toxic relic]

ancient egypt and lettuce?

[quasi slate]

1 more year and it will reach 1k cad

lets go ❤️

[pulsar wharf]

is ancient egypt dick shaped

[toxic relic]

no

lettuce was used to convey phallic imagery

ignore my spelling

[toxic relic]

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/when-lettuce-was-a-sacred-sex-symbol-12271795/

yw for this knowledge

[proven torrent]

Can I paint the wooden walls i made?

[toxic relic]

u need paint + paintbrush

not sure if plaster + bucket as well

[sterile iris]

for the longest time we had a box iirc that said like, "only dip||shits|| get in here" man i wish i could find it

[toxic relic]

dodo

why did you censor shit

[toxic hawk]

real adults

[toxic relic]

?

[half kettle]

Laughtracks make me anxious and violent.

[toxic hawk]

i agree

[toxic hawk]

if only msmee was here

[toxic hawk]

thats my meme

you theif

thief

[pseudo fox]

No I didn't get it from you

I stole it from someone else

[toxic hawk]

liar

bad cat

you are

https://tenor.com/view/the-cat-cat-kitty-the-kitty-gif-21499680

[neat moat]

stealing a stolen item isn't robbery

[toxic hawk]

ME SAY ALONE RAMP
ME SAY ALONE RAMP

[ruby river]

wait til you see how much train simulator costs

[toxic hawk]

frick you

[toxic relic]

plot twist

[toxic hawk]

oh yeah just to clairify, the couple shown in the meme isn't actually gay

jojo is just gay

https://tenor.com/view/giorno-saves-mista-jojo-bizarre-adventure-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-jojo-jjba-gif-3551521304856278430

[whole lance]

jojo is bizarre

[toxic hawk]

man i remember my jojo phase, unreal stuff

part 5 each week new episode

those were the days

[pseudo fox]

Yeah I know

[toxic hawk]

not u
hiss

[ruby river]

Jojo's adventure is... bizarre.

[neat moat]

Quick, threten then with soap

it wards off weebs

[pseudo fox]

It's easy to understand

[toxic hawk]

i love overdone jokes

rare meat scares me

[pseudo fox]

I shower every day though

[toxic hawk]

same

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-tiger-woods-big-dog-salutation-what-up-gif-2478767235926945002

[neat moat]

What are they? going on some of jojo bazaar aventures?

[pseudo fox]

This guy scary

[toxic relic]

whats jojo doing? going on some bizarre adventure?

i fixed it

[fair yacht]

Omg tae!

Haiiiii

[ruby river]

wasnt it made by a schizophrenic

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-reimu-plush-cute-gif-18743314

[livid notch]

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/helltaker-gif-18558666

[neat moat]

it isn't the exact title so no

[livid notch]

🥥

[pseudo fox]

Hi

[pseudo fox]

Idk

[toxic hawk]

araki is not schizo tf

[toxic relic]

"whats your name?" why are you here?"
"i am...steve, i mine for the craft"

[toxic hawk]

lithuania

[toxic relic]

[pseudo fox]

Is that the Fortnite mountain

[toxic hawk]

peak

[toxic relic]

peak? like the mountain top?

haha

[quasi slate]

Mountains are just earth tumors

[fathom igloo]

My husband is going to be so happy he won’t have to mow our front yard for months

[toxic relic]

they dont grow tho

[toxic hawk]

moutaintop ? moutaintops of the giants ? ELDEN RING ,

[quasi slate]

The new ones do

[toxic hawk]

nah he likes it

[toxic relic]

y

[neat moat]

"You were supposed to be a hero Bryan!"

[fathom igloo]

Nah poor allergic guy hates it

[toxic relic]

herobrine...i like that name

[fathom igloo]

Plumber tore it up

[toxic hawk]

guys, y'all want some free adrenaline ?

[toxic relic]

why plumber do that

[neat moat]

"So what? Like were stuck in some kind of star sector?"

[toxic relic]

no

[toxic hawk]

shucks, i have too much epinephrine

[toxic relic]

youre saying that this ship can go...faster than light?

what are you, some subset of spec ops, holding the line?

[neat moat]

never heard that game

[half kettle]

Isn't epinephrine bad?

[toxic hawk]

nah

just don't overdose

easy

[toxic relic]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/212680/FTL_Faster_Than_Light/

Steam

FTL: Faster Than Light

FTL is now available in 9 languages! English, German, Spanish, French, Italian, Polish, Brazilian Portuguese, Russian and Simplified Mandarin!************************The free expansion, FTL: Advanced Edition, is available now! Content additions include: new alien race, events, weapons, playable ships, drones, and more! Also adds additional mu...

Price

$9.99

Recommendations

58198

Metacritic

84

▶ Play video

[fathom igloo]

As someone who needed it twice no

[toxic hawk]

okay so basically it makes your heart beat faster

[neat moat]

ah right

[toxic hawk]

and your vessals open up

[neat moat]

Should be "So to save the federation, we have to go faster than light?"

[toxic relic]

i hate the federation

i cannot say that phrase

[neat moat]

space racism

[toxic relic]

[fathom igloo]

My epidural and iv flow rate being dropped during labor plummeted my heart rate so the doctor gave it to me and this happened twice so they stopped lowering the flow rate lol

[toxic relic]

opens yer pipes

thats what epinephrin does

[fathom igloo]

That shit made me feel like I had a horse pounding directly on top of my heart

[toxic relic]

a gay horse?

[fathom igloo]

Felt like my heart was going to explode

[fathom igloo]

Idk I don’t judge, I just wanted it to find someone else to prance on

[toxic relic]

ernie doesnt know how to articulte a response to that

[ruby river]

he should've said hey

[fathom igloo]

I like Ernie but he needs to find someone else to do that to next time please

[toxic relic]

hmm

we will consider this

[ruby river]

hey is for horses

[toxic relic]

if you admit cheese is gross

[neat moat]

are you lactose intolerant

[fathom igloo]

I’m not pregnant and going into labor anytime soon so no.

[toxic relic]

what if ernie shows up at your house

and dances on your skylight

[toxic relic]

i just hate milk shit

[fathom igloo]

Can’t be because even the lack toes in toler ant people would risk it all for cheese

[toxic relic]

butter, cheese, milk

[neat moat]

milk phobia

[toxic relic]

yes

[neat moat]

you claim to be progressive yet bar milk from marriage

curious

[fathom igloo]

I will never call them lactose intolerant again after seeing that tweet that said lack toe in toler ants

[toxic relic]

i think no one should get married

[neat moat]

lactose intolerant people when I drop a neutron star in front of them

[fathom igloo]

It’s cover under the warranty for another 5 years

[toxic relic]

damn

[neat moat]

real

[toxic relic]

we will find something else

ernie and i are determined men

[toxic relic]

only rams and giraffes know whats up

[fathom igloo]

FN lacks toes

[toxic relic]

so what if i dont

[fathom igloo]

Wait why?

[toxic relic]

marry deez nuts to your face

[neat moat]

They're joking, mostly

[toxic relic]

no comment

that was a good setup for a deez nuts joke

[fathom igloo]

From a Medical and legal standpoint it’s smart. Can’t imagine something happens and I’m not the one to say “save him”

No plug pulling here you save him

I will superglue that plug to a wall damnit

[toxic relic]

ducks

[fathom igloo]

Well into the outlet

[toxic relic]

and dolphins

[fathom igloo]

How do you feel about duct tape

[toxic relic]

its gud shit

[neat moat]

rename it to duck tape

[fathom igloo]

How about as a roof

[neat moat]

as god intended

[fathom igloo]

Duck tape roof shingles

Duct tape is a nice universal product

[toxic hawk]

i'm going to watch tintin : the wall of death

[fathom igloo]

Well I’m sad they didn’t strike oil

Was hoping to become a billionaire

[neat moat]

mo money mo problems

[fathom igloo]

Musk doesn’t seem to have any, if he runs out of money he gets another bailout

[neat moat]

Oh no, musk is definitely not a happy camper lmao

[fathom igloo]

Well I shouldn’t say any. He has a lot but money problems is not one

[neat moat]

He is openly insecure

[fathom igloo]

Yeah I realize I worded that wrong

He seems to be a terrible parent too but home issues that cost lots of money are not one of his problems

[ruby river]

unclean actions performed at reasonable prices

[fathom igloo]

No dinosaur skeletons in my yard either 🥺

[toxic relic]

i have been down a tunnel

a tunnel of knowledge

[fathom igloo]

No gold or diamonds, and no hidden buried fortune from some now deceased mafia boss either

[toxic relic]

no oil on your plot?

fracking?

[ruby river]

🥺

[fathom igloo]

Sadly none

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-peppermint-oh-the-fracking-tade-hell-gaga-hellgags-thats-not-gif-11313890094056722322

[fathom igloo]

Think of the money the Smithsonian would pay

[toxic relic]

enjoy my reference

[ruby river]

are you guys team sauropod or team therapod

[toxic relic]

damn

theyre both cool

[neat moat]

Im team Gas 2 Go

[fathom igloo]

Uhhhh I didn’t know there were teams

[toxic relic]

theyre are not

[fathom igloo]

Oh Ghoti

[toxic relic]

do not place value judgements on animals

[ruby river]

personally im a fan of sauropods

[fathom igloo]

That’s like saying are you team dog or team cat; why pick when you can be both

[toxic relic]

what about therapsids

[toxic relic]

snake

team invertebrate and reptile

[fathom igloo]

Are you calling me a snake?

[toxic relic]

no

[fathom igloo]

Oh

[toxic relic]

im mentioning more teams

snake

and bug

[fathom igloo]

No teams; all team no people

[toxic relic]

or bird

[neat moat]

oh wow look at me I'm gay and like snakes instead of cats/dogs woooo I'm special

[ruby river]

name 1 cool therapsid

[toxic relic]

youre projecting your envy there buddy

[fathom igloo]

BIRDS ARENT REAL

[neat moat]

birds are goverment spyware

[toxic relic]

Anomocephalus

[ruby river]

i like snakes

[neat moat]

birds have gone extinct for 50 years

they've all been replaced by goverment spyware

[toxic relic]

interesting case of convergent evolution and changing tooth morphology

[sacred schooner]

parrots are just broken recorders

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/the-devil-gif-20640372

[toxic relic]

this movie is fire

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/parrot-party-gif-22113017

[toxic relic]

birds are awesome

[livid notch]

[toxic relic]

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny

[fathom igloo]

Are you a bird in a people suit?

[sacred schooner]

especially roasted chickens

[toxic relic]

no

chickens are chill

there was a rooster at my uncles farm that was so chill

[livid notch]

Funny words funny man, I don't understand them

[toxic relic]

movie name

[toxic relic]

thats where the satan gif is from

[ruby river]

roosters are the opposite of chill

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/swiss-chalet-rotisserie-chicken-chicken-canadian-restaurants-canadian-fast-food-gif-10582869160904378536

[toxic relic]

no comment

im an enigmatic man

[sacred schooner]

I prefer hot chicken over chill chicken

[toxic relic]

he was chill

[fathom igloo]

Bbq chicken wings

[toxic relic]

still roared a lot but was chill

[ruby river]

was

[toxic relic]

he died

old age

[ruby river]

L

[fathom igloo]

Chicken wing chicken wing hot dog and bologna 🎶

[toxic relic]

i will say this at your funeral

[ruby river]

did you eat him

[toxic relic]

no

[ruby river]

did you bury him

[toxic relic]

we used him as fertiliser

[fathom igloo]

Ben’s looking for his next meal

[ruby river]

💀

[sacred schooner]

shame, the best way to hold a chicken funeral is by making fried chicken

[toxic relic]

gotta get on that recycling

it was a farm

[ruby river]

do chickens eat chicken

[toxic relic]

they eat everything

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-thanksgiving-bird-appalled-confused-gif-1896657142000999039

[toxic relic]

from seeds to intestines

[ruby river]

would a chicken eat a person

[toxic relic]

yes

wouldnt be a good meal

[sacred schooner]

are you trying to get rid of a body?

[toxic relic]

but yes

[quasi slate]

actual bots

[ruby river]

you use hogs for that

hogs will eat every part of a human body except the teeth

dont ask how i know that

[toxic relic]

what do you do with the teeth then

also seems inefficient and easy to uncover

[ruby river]

grind them into fertilizer

[dim cloak]

So... they eat the skull too?

[toxic relic]

thats actually a good idea

[ruby river]

yes they will crush your bones and eat them for the bone marrow

[dim cloak]

Jesus

[dire timber]

Yes :3

[toxic relic]

that seems normal

like how chickens eat intestines for protein

use every part of the body

[dim cloak]

It's just... the image of that is...

[dim cloak]

Horrifying

[toxic relic]

do you hear it

in the corner

in the shadows...a crunch

[fathom igloo]

Sorry that was me eating bbq chips

[dim cloak]

Guy's making his own creepypasta

[toxic relic]

hahaha

i was there when scp started

the cringe is ingrained within me

[ruby river]

https://www.ripleys.com/stories/can-pigs-make-a-body-disappear

if you click this youll probably end up on a watchlist

[fathom igloo]

Fn how old are you

[toxic relic]

old enough

[icy vigil]

[fathom igloo]

You don’t need to, you can just watch that episode of CSI

[dim cloak]

not "Too old"?

[toxic relic]

i dont think so

old enough

[fathom igloo]

Are you older than me?

[dim cloak]

k

[toxic relic]

how old r u cam

[fathom igloo]

31

[toxic relic]

yes

[icy vigil]

[fathom igloo]

SWEET

[toxic relic]

scp started in the mid 2000s

[fathom igloo]

@narrow rune this person is older than me

[toxic relic]

mid 200s haha

200 ce is when the first scp released

[narrow rune]

Stop digging up cemetery's

[fathom igloo]

You’re missing a digit

[toxic relic]

silence child

https://tenor.com/view/goku-rules-rule-1-dont-make-me-mad-rule-one-dont-make-me-mad-gif-8390529366396374891

this gif

[fathom igloo]

Ok Moe now back to class

[dire timber]

slaps with fish

[dim cloak]

Inside you there are 2 wolves...

[toxic relic]

theyre both gay

[narrow rune]

I'm making my ring

[fathom igloo]

Oh no

[dim cloak]

yep

[fathom igloo]

Is that an egg

[toxic relic]

we appropriate first nation culture with this one

🗣️ 🔥

[narrow rune]

no

[fathom igloo]

Can it be?

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/mizuki-fear-afraid-scared-frightened-gif-19935225

[jovial latch]

hello

[dim cloak]

Was it a first nation thing?

[toxic relic]

hey quiche

[toxic relic]

technically no

[ruby river]

kill zombies

[toxic relic]

a white guy heard a similar story and fucked it up

[sacred schooner]

emergency omelette

[toxic relic]

but technically it is

as well

[dim cloak]

ah.

[toxic relic]

i white guy haaha

i shouldnt type while holding shit

[fathom igloo]

You’re a white man?

[toxic relic]

dont insult me

[dim cloak]

gross

[toxic relic]

im half white

[fathom igloo]

Same

[toxic relic]

[dim cloak]

Same but I look white af

[toxic relic]

real

i look light skinned but its the asian

[novel swan]

this triggered my racism fight or flight

[fathom igloo]

Yte passing doing us foul

[sacred schooner]

I'm white enough to flashbang people

[fathom igloo]

Your what

[dim cloak]

"Yte?"

[toxic relic]

i can only get away with this if no one sees my face

[fathom igloo]

White

[dim cloak]

Ah.

[novel swan]

wait till he hears about ytpple

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-shocked-terrified-horrified-gif-10742520

[surreal mirage]

@quasi slate

[toxic relic]

chucklenuts is good

[fathom igloo]

I can’t decide what I should do while I’m waiting for these plumbers to finish up.

I have to sit awkwardly here

[dim cloak]

why's it in portrait mode

[toxic relic]

yap

go for a walk

read

[dim cloak]

Play pz

[toxic relic]

write poetry

let the muses inspire you

ponder

[sacred schooner]

beats me, I must've fudged up something back when I downloaded it

[toxic relic]

contemplate

[fathom igloo]

Can’t go too far incase they need me also can’t do something that takes my attention completely away incase they also need me. Thanks ADHD

[toxic relic]

try to write a haiku

5,7,5

[quasi slate]

teammates were actual toddlers

[jovial latch]

meow

[dim cloak]

go for a walk around the plumbers while reading a haiku that you wrote about playing pz

[quasi slate]

they should be kept in dayhab instead of playing fortnite

[neon bramble]

are there other vocaloids or is it jus miku

https://tenor.com/view/gumi-plush-cake-ify-it-vocaloid-gif-9101808502990267476

[fathom igloo]

These will be the people we go to for future plumbing issues, I’d prefer not to freak them out.

[dim cloak]

lol

[quasi slate]

hell yeah

[toxic relic]

plumbers are here now
i cannot escape this hell
sit and wait, silent

ez

[quasi slate]

i carried my team

[fathom igloo]

Amazon needs to show up right about now so I have an excuse to go outside and look

[toxic relic]

im still reeling from getting linked a ripley's website

[trail palm]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-humble-cat-humble-fish-glo-glo-gif-5213219921735092029

[toxic relic]

why

why do they need to show up

[ruby river]

put them in the microwave to dry them off

[dim cloak]

yoink

[trail palm]

yes

[fathom igloo]

I’m waiting on a package

[sacred schooner]

talking of amazon, I gotta check if my package arrived

[toxic relic]

why

[fathom igloo]

For my eyeballs

[dim cloak]

why does it look half-rabbit halfway in

[ruby river]

what would happen if u put a hamster in the microwave

[toxic relic]

is amazon just the delivery service in the usa now

[sacred schooner]

yesn't

[toxic relic]

what if i put you in there

[fathom igloo]

For amazon purchases yes

[toxic relic]

so amazon products cannot be delivered by other services?

[ruby river]

do you have a big enough microwave for me

[dim cloak]

I know the perfect video for you

but I cannot embed sadly

[quasi slate]

no way they got john wick

[sacred schooner]

I'm pretty sure it can be, at least here in Canadeh

[toxic relic]

the thing the small microwave is sitting in is also a microwave

[dim cloak]

https://youtu.be/1oE8PhNMjqM?si=yrxjtp0cho7UIkMn

[toxic relic]

if i cut off your limbs i can fit you in there

[ruby river]

what happens if you microwave a microwave

[toxic relic]

explosion

[toxic relic]

ic

[ruby river]

what if you microwave a macrowave? does it like cancel out

[toxic relic]

no

you will just die of radiation poisoning

[dim cloak]

don't worry btw, this video's of a video game

and old af one

[neon bramble]

I dont think youtube will tolerate a microwaved hamster

[toxic relic]

im assuming you mean macrowave as in, a beam of radiation that you [a human] can see, since the term "macrowave" doesnt exist in science

other than sunlight, you would just die

other than sunlight and a few other types of radiation

[sacred schooner]

I think he just meant a bigger microwave

[fathom igloo]

Frequently if you order third party but with amazon delivery you get notifications of like how many stops away your package is (sometimes)

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/mikerowwave-gif-25861853

[dim cloak]

It's from an NES game

[toxic relic]

surveillance capitalism

[neon bramble]

yeah I meant an actual microwaved hamster

[dim cloak]

amazon promo here

[dim cloak]

ik

[neon bramble]

doing that will get you doxxed like that kid who vacuum sealed kittens or that woman that stepped on small animals because reasons

[dim cloak]

yep

[sacred schooner]

a few years ago you could see on a map where the UPS delivery truck was if you were waiting for a package but they removed the feature

[fathom igloo]

We’re already there, you have to accept it but it’s ok TikTok is about to be banned because of your retinas and the home WiFi network

[dire timber]

FASTER FASTER

[fathom igloo]

That’s lame. I want to know so I can get it right away but also not awkwardly be looking out the window

[fathom igloo]

Your package is 5 stops away

[toxic relic]

do you have to sign for every package

[fathom igloo]

No

[toxic relic]

i remember i went away for a week and forgot i got a delivery but when i got back it was just sitting there

and they wrote a nice note :]

i think i still have it in my receipt book

[fathom igloo]

That’s nice, here it would’ve likely been taken despite the security cameras

[toxic relic]

y

who wants my new manga

[torn condor]

these levels are harder and harder to get aren't they

[fathom igloo]

Porch pirates

[toxic relic]

you can have it

[toxic relic]

yes

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-depp-pirate-pirate-salute-salute-intergalactic-pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-25016099

[fathom igloo]

They don’t care what’s in the package they’ll just steal it

[toxic relic]

do you play sea of thieves cam

[fathom igloo]

No

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-of-thieves-gif-22669920

[torn condor]

well im gonna get my favorite weapon next to my name

i want an axe

and to shitpost in whatever channel I want

[toxic relic]

cambrie fumble

[toxic relic]

what if its nsfw

👁️ 👁️

[toxic relic]

why would you post your shit here

[sacred schooner]

it's a fartspray bomb

[toxic relic]

put it in r/poop

[fathom igloo]

Possible. They steal the package not open it there

[toxic relic]

yeah but what would you do with it

[fathom igloo]

Idk I’m not a porch pirate

[toxic relic]

if you stole a package and found out it was nsfw what then

do you...use it?

[torn condor]

with all the cameras people have at their front doors they get out asap

[toxic relic]

probably

[fathom igloo]

This^

[torn condor]

but its not like those cameras do anything to deter people

[fathom igloo]

True

[polar kernel]

ARGGGGH ME HEARTIES, SHITTY TEMU PRODUCTS AT 1607 ARROYO LANE OFF THE PORT BOW

[toxic relic]

ive only frozen piss in a baking sheet and slid it under doors

[torn condor]

in my experience they just make people paranoid and are good for evidence after the fact

[jovial latch]

Ohhouuughyyeahheeeayeah

[torn condor]

oh hi quiche

[jovial latch]

hi

[torn condor]

did you ass turn green yet

[jovial latch]

Ohhhouujhyeeahyewahh!

[torn condor]

or are you nongangrenous

[jovial latch]

what from the needle

I’m good

[torn condor]

alright cool